Adin Live - September 03, 2021


Adin & Prime TROLL iShowSpeed for Cutting ALL HIS Hair Off for a GIRL...


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

190.8125

Word Count

3,107

Sentence Count

224

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the pod, Speed! We talk about a lot of different things, but this is probably the most important one. Speed wants to cut a piece of dreads off of a girl's hair, and the rest of the guys have a hard time with it. We also talk about some other stuff, but don't worry, we'll get to that later.


Transcript

00:00:00.680 He got it. Can you see it now?
00:00:04.660 Nah, come on. He cut it for you.
00:00:10.940 You and Mazza donated $2.00 Australian dollars through Super Chat.
00:00:15.060 Bro, I'm gonna lose all my girls, bro.
00:00:18.460 What's up, bro?
00:00:20.020 Nah, he want you to do it.
00:00:22.060 Wait, you cutting off his dreads off?
00:00:23.540 He's cutting it. He's getting it. He's getting it.
00:00:25.340 Why?
00:00:27.440 For a girl.
00:00:28.240 My girl said cut it, bro.
00:00:30.680 This is not Twitch, right?
00:00:31.940 No, it's YouTube.
00:00:33.420 Hold on, bro.
00:00:34.600 Let me call her just one more time.
00:00:36.100 Nah, bro.
00:00:37.180 Let me just call her one more time, bro.
00:00:38.660 Fuck it.
00:00:39.840 Let us all cut a piece of this dread off.
00:00:42.740 I want to cut this one.
00:00:43.740 This motherfucker's right.
00:00:45.600 I want to cut this one, bro.
00:00:49.560 Now, if I cut my hair.
00:00:50.940 Show her the line right now to see if she fuck with it.
00:00:52.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:00:53.060 She look good.
00:00:53.940 He'll look good like that, right?
00:00:56.140 So, look.
00:00:56.760 I'm telling you, right?
00:00:58.220 I'm about to do this shit right now, and I'm being deadass, bro.
00:01:01.040 Like, I'm about to really...
00:01:02.480 He already wet in my ear and shit.
00:01:04.060 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:05.560 So, like, I'm being for real.
00:01:08.120 Is it something that you want to do?
00:01:09.900 What do you want to do?
00:01:10.860 That's the thing about it.
00:01:11.660 It's not my head.
00:01:13.420 It's yours.
00:01:13.840 I know, but what do you think, though?
00:01:15.340 What do you want to do?
00:01:16.180 I don't think y'all look better cut.
00:01:19.520 That's what I'm saying, bro.
00:01:20.780 All right, cut it then.
00:01:21.740 You're going to look uglier.
00:01:22.660 Man, let him do it.
00:01:23.360 Let him do it.
00:01:24.220 Let him live with this shit.
00:01:25.580 You ugly ass bitch.
00:01:27.200 All right, bye, TG.
00:01:27.660 Not you, TG.
00:01:28.300 No, no, no.
00:01:29.020 Him.
00:01:29.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:29.600 Him.
00:01:30.460 All right.
00:01:30.960 All right, bye, TG.
00:01:31.700 I love you.
00:01:32.160 You don't regret it.
00:01:34.160 All right.
00:01:35.500 All right.
00:01:38.200 Hey, TG, I love you back.
00:01:39.080 She doesn't love you.
00:01:43.900 I don't think she loves you.
00:01:44.580 You don't love me?
00:01:48.720 She talks like DDG when he does that voice.
00:01:58.280 Do you?
00:01:58.940 Yes or no?
00:02:04.800 She got to think about it.
00:02:06.000 Damn.
00:02:06.360 Damn.
00:02:07.220 Damn.
00:02:07.560 Speed, ask me if I love you.
00:02:10.040 Ask me if I love you.
00:02:10.600 Ask me too.
00:02:11.260 Ask me.
00:02:11.920 Right now, ask me.
00:02:12.740 Speed, ask me for real.
00:02:13.960 Say it.
00:02:14.220 Say it.
00:02:14.880 8 and do you love me?
00:02:15.480 Of course.
00:02:16.740 Ask me too, man.
00:02:17.240 Probably do you love me?
00:02:17.980 Hell yeah.
00:02:18.600 You don't even got to think about it.
00:02:19.560 All right, ask me.
00:02:20.440 Ask right.
00:02:20.960 Do you love me?
00:02:21.500 No.
00:02:21.880 No, you fucking German fucking hamster, bitch.
00:02:25.300 Tell us in a fucking cage and start running on fucking wheels or some shit.
00:02:29.200 I'm sorry about that, TG, but.
00:02:34.380 Are you serious, though?
00:02:35.380 Speed's funny as fuck, bro.
00:02:36.980 Speed.
00:02:37.560 Damn, bro.
00:02:40.820 She don't even like me, bro.
00:02:42.120 I'm about to do this, bro.
00:02:44.720 You just asked me if I love you.
00:02:46.760 Right, but I love you, though.
00:02:51.080 I'm doing this for love.
00:02:52.320 I don't know what.
00:02:52.920 Yeah, like, I'm trying.
00:02:54.080 Like.
00:02:54.680 What's my middle name?
00:02:55.960 What's her middle name?
00:02:56.800 Good question.
00:02:57.480 What's her name?
00:02:58.960 I know your middle name.
00:03:00.900 What is it?
00:03:01.720 You love me.
00:03:02.320 What is it?
00:03:02.760 I know you, bro.
00:03:05.020 I don't want to say it on screen, because that's TOS, you know what I'm saying?
00:03:07.460 I can't say that.
00:03:08.940 No, they know my middle name.
00:03:10.800 But you should know.
00:03:11.620 Then they know it?
00:03:12.600 I know her middle name.
00:03:14.060 What?
00:03:14.700 Help, help me out.
00:03:15.440 I know your middle name.
00:03:18.160 What's her middle name, chat?
00:03:20.140 That's Doxon.
00:03:20.560 I know your middle name.
00:03:22.120 That's Doxon.
00:03:22.820 He can't.
00:03:23.080 Yeah, I can't.
00:03:25.120 I can't say your middle name.
00:03:27.120 Can I say it on YouTube?
00:03:28.160 Is that like, is that kind of weird or something?
00:03:29.880 If I say it on YouTube?
00:03:30.900 Come on.
00:03:31.480 It's sketchy.
00:03:32.480 I wouldn't risk it, you know?
00:03:33.880 I wouldn't risk saying her middle name, bro.
00:03:35.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:36.300 Like, you feel me?
00:03:37.300 That's like TOS.
00:03:38.540 Yeah.
00:03:38.820 All right, all right, all right.
00:03:40.580 What's my favorite color?
00:03:42.560 That's easy.
00:03:43.240 That's easy as fuck.
00:03:44.340 That's easy, that's easy.
00:03:46.540 That's purple.
00:03:48.280 Come on now.
00:03:49.760 You don't love me.
00:03:50.880 Pink.
00:03:51.220 You do not love me.
00:03:51.940 Bro, I know.
00:03:52.680 It's black.
00:03:53.400 It's black.
00:03:54.780 It's red.
00:03:55.780 It's red, red, red.
00:03:57.340 I told you that the other day.
00:03:58.260 It was red.
00:03:58.820 That don't matter, though, bro.
00:04:00.160 How you don't tell me it was red yesterday, Speed?
00:04:02.240 It don't matter, though.
00:04:03.320 Like, love at first sight, bro.
00:04:04.980 I'm like, you probably think I'm playing right now.
00:04:06.740 Like, I can merch.
00:04:07.500 Man, what you doing?
00:04:07.940 Bro, don't smack your list, bro.
00:04:08.980 I'm being serious right now.
00:04:09.900 Like, when I first seen you on God, like, my heart dropped.
00:04:12.620 Like, I told you.
00:04:13.240 Like, I had a crush since I was fucking 13, bro.
00:04:15.120 I was 13 years old having a crush on you, bro.
00:04:16.960 Yes, man.
00:04:17.820 Like, you got to understand that.
00:04:19.360 And your middle name is Pierce, girl.
00:04:21.120 Like, come on now.
00:04:21.760 Like, I know everything about you.
00:04:23.440 I know everything about you.
00:04:24.940 What the fuck?
00:04:26.440 Your favorite color is red.
00:04:30.280 Your middle name is Pierce.
00:04:31.460 Bro, I feel something.
00:04:32.320 What is that heart?
00:04:33.080 That's his dick.
00:04:33.740 What the fuck?
00:04:34.640 You're lying.
00:04:35.520 What the fuck?
00:04:36.520 That's a lie.
00:04:37.820 You're lying.
00:04:38.640 What is that, man?
00:04:40.300 All right, bro.
00:04:40.880 Jack, do you even see a print?
00:04:42.620 Like, shut up, bro.
00:04:43.500 Come on, man.
00:04:44.120 Nah, you're actually weird.
00:04:45.320 Bro, come on, bro.
00:04:46.040 I'm talking to my girl.
00:04:47.080 Come on, bro.
00:04:47.500 You keep playing for you fucking too much, bro.
00:04:49.500 But, Furtle, your middle name is Pierce.
00:04:51.200 Your favorite color is red.
00:04:53.540 How tall is she?
00:04:54.860 You're like, what?
00:04:55.560 You're 5'5".
00:04:56.380 I'm 6'1".
00:04:57.100 No, she 5'4".
00:04:57.880 No, she 5'4".
00:04:58.500 No, but what?
00:05:00.200 Yeah, how tall am I?
00:05:01.780 You're 5'5".
00:05:02.880 You're 5'5".
00:05:04.220 No, nigga.
00:05:05.860 You're selling bad, nigga.
00:05:07.240 Oh, you just hold him.
00:05:08.840 Do you know how tall my 5'5 is?
00:05:11.460 She, that's like, I almost hate it.
00:05:12.960 Hey, you're the pretty thing.
00:05:14.260 We're pretty.
00:05:15.760 You know, T.J., you're very pretty.
00:05:18.920 Thank you.
00:05:19.660 Well, what's my height?
00:05:21.020 PRETTY ONLY!
00:05:24.080 I'm sorry.
00:05:24.820 I'm sorry.
00:05:25.360 You know, let me stop playing.
00:05:26.740 Well, close the door, bro.
00:05:27.840 All right, bro.
00:05:28.220 Let me stop playing through.
00:05:29.780 I'm feeling the bad.
00:05:30.860 I don't know my mom, bro.
00:05:31.560 let me just stop playing bro all right let's go back based off on typing man i'm about to
00:05:35.960 cut all my hair off right now um and i just want you to know like when i do this shit like for real
00:05:41.380 for like like like if i really do this shit like i was gonna let you know that i really do
00:05:45.440 like i'm doing this shit for you like i'm being dead ass like on some real shit i'm not i'm not
00:05:49.940 coming from nobody like i'm doing this shit for you and you're five fucking three favorite colors
00:05:54.060 i know everything about you like this you're what four four four eleven damn four eleven
00:06:01.540 no you're not you're not four eleven no she's not four eleven she's trying she's not each other
00:06:06.820 but i'm doing it how tall are you i'm six one no no no no no no like that's on you anyways tt i'm
00:06:15.720 doing this right now for you let you know yes or no that's all i want to say if if i do this
00:06:22.480 are you going to take it serious am i going to take it serious yes if you could yes
00:06:29.740 yeah i'll take it serious all right i'm doing it he about to cut the fuck out of his head
00:06:40.180 oh he about to cut the fuck out of his head you know did you not just hear anything listen i'm
00:06:46.520 gonna say right now before you before you cut it we do have an e-day tonight are you are you getting
00:06:50.260 on the dates yeah still even though you're getting your haircut the e-day starting at 6 30
00:06:54.620 right yeah come on boyfriend already oh yeah that is l you have an l boyfriend l early boyfriend
00:07:00.040 yeah you know they're gonna spend an hour because you're gonna get on e-day on god they're gonna
00:07:03.580 spend an hour don't even do it they are right now i promise you i already see it i'm tired of
00:07:09.660 crashing it dude dude do this nigga shit again do it shit come on yeah go ahead do your thing
00:07:13.980 cut cut cut no no no i slew up to one myself bro you have scissors with his hands you fucking
00:07:19.440 yeah let him cut him it's crazy bro you don't want to do it wait no no i just do it just let me
00:07:28.040 just let me can i can i give a can i get two 10 prime king von be quiet can i just think for
00:07:35.280 like 30 fucking seconds to myself come on folks 30s 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
00:07:48.240 okay okay i'm finna come out here and i don't give a fuck bitches always on my dick i really
00:07:55.160 wanna fuck finna come out here for my girl tt and you already know bitch i fuck with me tt you
00:08:02.100 don't really fucking love me damn bitch i'm from the fucking three on fucking three
00:08:06.100 ain't it finna run his motherfucking shits finna come out here cause i got a long dick
00:08:10.760 bitch you got a long dick you got a long dick and it's about to get big it's about to get
00:08:16.560 big it's about to get sick time keeps spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit spit
00:08:23.560 ok ok ok oh oh damn ay hold up ay ay ay damn man i kid up on my hair bitches always on my dick you
00:08:34.000 always want to flare cut this shit out cut it out you didn't do what you want cut it cut it out she
00:08:40.560 Cut it, cut it. She's not gonna say she love me. I ain't gonna...
00:08:42.560 I ain't gonna cut it off.
00:08:44.560 I ain't gonna cut it off, bro.
00:08:46.560 She's not gonna say she love you, bro.
00:08:48.560 Do you know what love you mean?
00:08:50.560 She's not gonna say you. She ain't even finastered the phone.
00:08:52.560 She's just so tired of you.
00:08:54.560 Bro, she's not gonna say that.
00:08:56.560 Can you just say I love you speed real quick?
00:08:58.560 Oh my God.
00:09:00.560 You didn't even cut your hair off.
00:09:02.560 Damn. Alright, alright, alright.
00:09:04.560 Alright, look, I'm about to, okay?
00:09:06.560 I'm about to. Now give me about ten seconds, okay?
00:09:08.560 I'm about to right now, alright?
00:09:10.560 Mhmm. Yeah, every day, give me a right, give me a right.
00:09:12.560 Give me a right. We got a little, like one of these things.
00:09:14.560 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:16.560 Fake cut it off? Yeah, I'm about to scam.
00:09:18.560 I'm about to scam her. I need it back.
00:09:20.560 How about to scam her so bad. I need this. Do it twice.
00:09:22.560 Do it twice. I know, I know. I'm about to scam her so bad.
00:09:24.560 I'm going to scam her.
00:09:26.560 Oh, I'm about to scam her.
00:09:28.560 No, no, no, don't call her too fast though. She's probably watching your stream, nigga.
00:09:30.560 No, no, she's not. She's not. She's, she's, she's, she's, see,
00:09:32.560 but she don't watch my strengths, she don't watch my strengths, bro.
00:09:34.560 my gun on my skin now I want to take money as this is it to be a little I'm
00:09:40.980 out the skin right now I'm gonna look good to show the front you're good yeah
00:09:43.980 I know you right yeah hey but can you just want me barber please even this
00:09:49.560 isn't hurt do much even a walk you're puffed out looking like I'm son team
00:09:56.520 shorts on me those even hurt okay just take it I think you just cut it out now
00:10:03.240 what you guys are wrong yo knuckle belt buckle but in the truffle looking at
00:10:07.860 no feet look like knuckles fucking someone don't visit me why don't be so
00:10:13.860 long I look wrong all right oh wait I'm not scared okay I'm not scam right oh
00:10:17.240 yeah how you gonna skin that fat and they can see you could think you know now I
00:10:19.920 should put it down put it down while I put it put it down all right
00:10:33.240 nigga under there he got it can you see it now
00:10:37.860 tell him to move his hands
00:10:39.860 okay let's move
00:10:43.860 come on he cut it for you come on
00:10:51.860 he literally just cut it for you right that's what you want
00:10:55.320 you did not cut it I did I'm not holding his shit oh god please can you say you cut it and she
00:11:01.300 laughed at you right oh no look so you're not gonna support him if he cut his hair this my
00:11:05.940 man oh I see a man right there what that's a what they mean move just move right that's not
00:11:12.120 shit please you know that was really bold you think I'm dumb hell how then you damn girls
00:11:20.940 always switching on that oh wow hey really what actually what she watching hey what you
00:11:28.740 gonna grab my heart yeah yeah I just come out here you ain't gonna say I love you
00:11:32.280 well look at this shit on the floor damn you didn't even lie
00:11:49.280 you could have said I ain't gonna cut my hair off cause I don't want to you could have said that I probably would have said it since you lie I ain't saying nothing
00:11:57.280 damn damn damn bad you by the make me cry bro no no no hey no man you but I cry like little ass bitch man
00:12:09.280 no no no we're not doing that on phone them grave on who's grave on phone them grave you but I cry like
00:12:14.140 little ass bitch really yeah folks good are you really doing this like doing this to me oh oh oh wait
00:12:22.360 wait somebody sent you to one again are you doing this to me yeah somebody sent you to one again
00:12:26.080 say thank you bitch say thanks Malcolm hey oh he said don't cut it listen to Malcolm W
00:12:31.960 Malcolm in the chat Malcolm you know even a nigga she said Malcolm you know what Malcolm bro don't say
00:12:39.100 suck his dick I look so slow bitch well I look like I could beat somebody's ass right now like oh
00:12:46.540 God look how slow it on God I'm I fucking love you so much man you know what Malcolm Malcolm tried to do
00:12:53.120 what he does man Malcolm is going to like real live test the fate of the stream right here you know
00:13:00.720 what Malcolm come on okay no no he ain't even saying shit at least Linus would have speak up though
00:13:10.200 Malcolm I love you bro Malcolm this for you right here man all right so you gotta get all cut it all right listen
00:13:18.540 just give me just be ready for the E-Date all right I'm starting this bitch up you better be your barber
00:13:24.420 my barber's coming late my barber better than yours nigga eat dick bitch now you say eat dick now
00:13:30.960 huh now look now while you're cutting his hair I just want you to understand his knees
00:13:36.300 probably I'm gonna tell him about the sneak this is that on his barber oh yeah what really you gonna really
00:13:42.240 oh my mama oh I'm gonna be fucking line hey whatever you say you trouble whatever you say you trouble me
00:13:48.620 hey I didn't put the fuck is that okay what the fuck yo show away no no no no don't fuck it up
00:14:07.440 I don't fuck it up how you say it click that there you go I thought he's gonna put it up I ain't
00:14:12.860 gonna post it oh you're not just okay okay let me take it real quick bro thank you I apologize
00:14:17.740 they keep saying 400 though I know they trouble bro I don't I ain't see the 400 we probably missed it
00:14:22.880 though I know it's in my feed look let's go down to my feed real quick how do I do that
00:14:26.200 this this one uh yeah let's go down you see 400 no no donated $4.99 through super chat
00:14:36.340 Malcolm just Malcolm donated $200 when you were streaming W soldier and you ain't read it by
00:14:41.800 the way you should cut your hair bra see what do you think man I gotta go all right peace out
00:14:46.900 later Ross huh yeah you're getting on the day too I'm not gonna lie I might still do it I'm a
00:14:54.320 professional leader bro you on there is that chain though if I do that is that chain bro she doesn't
00:14:59.880 like you she don't well it's just now that she doesn't like me she she does not love you
00:15:05.500 does she like me over that line no you got no no you gotta make her want you bro you got
00:15:10.960 going to eat eight you got to yeah it's gonna make her want you you looking thirsty my nigga
00:15:15.700 yeah no it's gonna make you it's gonna make she got you like this money it's gonna make her want
00:15:20.160 you even more if you're going to eat eight promise she got you right my brother said you don't know
00:15:25.000 if you love him until you cheat exactly yeah yeah just cheat so everybody so when you grow up
00:15:29.560 cheating your girl so I gotta cheat the lover I mean the lover yeah on whose level I'm on the
00:15:33.680 green you gotta cheat on your bitch so she can be in your dick
00:15:36.340 you can extend all of you my clothing to my friend and from England it's called big face
00:15:41.860 gotcha hat why let it ain't fuck you up you know what I'm saying
00:15:45.340 you got a nice line in oh no bro let me have that hat and guard that hat like make me look so cute
00:15:50.580 oh god
00:15:51.320 TGMO donated two heroes through super chill
00:15:54.220 exactly one well I can use this and I was about it
00:15:56.000 so now we just scripting every straight
00:15:56.860 that got it
00:15:58.240 are you cutting it from the back first
00:16:02.300 no no wait you're not cutting off him off
00:16:04.980 what you say you want to take it
00:16:06.980 oh that's too late now
00:16:07.980 yeah you can start it with tapers
00:16:09.980 okay
00:16:10.980 TGMO donated one dollar for super chill
00:16:13.980 it's like 30 minutes ago you've been to start it with tapers
00:16:14.980 oh
00:16:15.980 oh