Adin puts a NERD on a Blind Date with Onlyfans Baddie
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Summary
In this episode, Aiden and Trey are joined by a good friend of theirs, Holly, to talk about their recent trip to the United States of America. They talk about what it's like to fly across country to visit a new country, and what it was like to be on a blind date with someone new.
Transcript
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Nice to meet you. I'm putting you on a blend of my friend. We're on a live stream right now.
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Yep. Where are you from? Do you have an accent?
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Oh, fine. Okay. What brings you out to the United States of America?
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Oh, I see. I see. How long is the flight from Melbourne?
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Melbourne, yeah. 14 hours, but with stops and all that shit. It's like 32.
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Jesus Christ. That's insane. When did you come over here?
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So, yeah. He can't see you right now. He's on a blind date with you.
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Go ahead and introduce yourself. This is the camera. You can go ahead and introduce yourself real quick if you want to.
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Hi, everyone. I'm Holly. Nice to meet you. 20 years old. From Australia.
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Okay. I'll let y'all do your, you know, your little date.
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What do you do for a look? Or what are some of your hobbies, actually?
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I like to cook. I'm big in social media, so I do like Instagram, Twitch, all that shit.
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I was on my Twitch. Literally, I came from a different Twitch stream to come here.
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Plug your Twitch. I like your Android. You can plug your Twitch. Go ahead.
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Well, I don't have my own account, but my Instagram is IHateHolly. IH, the number eight, and then Holly with two Ys.
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Go ahead, guys. This is your day. I'm sorry, Trey.
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So, if you're wondering some of my hobbies, I like to party, I like to fuck.
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If you're wondering some of my hobbies, I like to party, I like to fuck, all that.
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So, you want to fuck? Is that what you're saying?
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Damn, I'm getting corny. I'm getting a fucking game.
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I'll help orchestrate questions, because he's obviously, you have no fucking game at all,
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Trey, where would you take her, you know, on the first date?
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I was thinking maybe we could go to Ball Steakhouse.
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And in exchange, you would let me fuck you in the bathroom.
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Sounds like a pretty fair trade-off. I don't know about the bathroom, but maybe once we
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Um, I do, I do Instagram, and then my OnlyFans dropped three days ago, so that's a new, new...
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So I was thinking perhaps we could film something, put on OnlyFans.
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So, um, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you accept?
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So, Aiden, I already wanted you to say that I could fuck her.
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You don't need to fuck her within the first hour, bro.
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You can actually take tips from his sister for your OnlyFans, by the way.
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My brother made me block every person he's ever been in contact with before I started mine.
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I have an eight and a half inch today because I'm wondering.
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I wasn't wondering, but thank you for letting me know.
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I feel like we would go to Vegas, we would go through that drive-thru marital thing and
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I don't know if that sounds up my alley, but I appreciate you.
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Your foot is touching, but I'm getting a little hard.
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You just ask questions, which I want me to ask.
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He DM'd me and my management was like, yeah, we can do it.
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You should fire with the people like a dumbass.
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Pretty much like 90% of girls lie about that shit.
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And the first thing out of your mouth was your big titties.
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Usually when I meet a girl, I fuck her within the first hour.
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Because, well, I might be the first, maybe, but I'm not fucking you within the first hour,
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Okay, so within the next hour, I can fuck you more.
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And then, uh, it can be two hours, and we can fuck you in the second hour.
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If you two are the last people on Earth, and, you know, repopulation needed to occur,
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If it was for the good of the planet, I would consider it, yeah.
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Yeah, we can have sex, reproduce, make kids, and everything.
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Where do you want to live and raise your guys' families?
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But don't you want to, like, have your kids be raised in, like, where there's...
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Okay, so you're only in L.A. temporarily, and then you're going to go back there.
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We can keep our options open and maybe kick it.
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You're really laughing because you're laughing.
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I think we can set up a date for tomorrow night.
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All right, so I was thinking, what's your favorite steak from Boa?
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I've actually never been, but it's on my list for things to do in LA.
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All right, so I was thinking maybe I could buy you steak.
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No, at first I was saying we could fuck, and now I'm saying that we could, you know,
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Yeah, yeah, you could suck my dick if you want to.
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I'm here to just, you know, orchestrate and air it.
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I was thinking maybe me and my girl could walk out and do this kind of business.
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Do you go on lots of blind dates or is this new for you?
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That's probably why I didn't fuck with him in the first hour.
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Because he always fuck with him in the first hour.
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You majority of the time will find a way to fuck in the first hour.
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Yes, but I just sat with my phone and then it's...
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When I lost my V card, it took me maybe a few days talking.
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And then, so I guess you could say I have a 10 divided by 13 is like 0.8, something like that.
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Yeah, so I have like an 84.5% chance of something like that.
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Let's stop because I do have someone else coming I'm going to put you on a blind date with.
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And then we're going to find out which one she wants to go with.
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His name is Prime, who also is his enemy, which is going to be funny.
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The guy has subbed her all defense, by the way.
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Yeah, like he's really going to beat you up on my screen.
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So he used to play with LeBron, like way back, like when he was like a little kid.
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Do you know who, um, do you know who, uh, David Booker is?
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I don't know a whole lot about American sports.
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Okay, nah, he played a little bit like in high school, but like, he's more serious in the
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But, um, he, right now he's in, um, he's actually doing overseas right now to try to
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They already told me I got a big shot at it, though.
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Whoa, that is actually not what I was going to say.
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I think probably like a, probably like a 6'2 speed.
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Do you know when you lower that bitch, you get extra three?
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But the defense, the perimeter D's not that good.
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But the three, the three, you know what I'm saying?
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If we play two, we keep the ball, because you're behind 99.
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You know, I'm a pro athlete, you know what I'm saying?
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I did rowing, field hockey, and track and field.
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I just start on Twitch, and then my OnlyFans dropped like three days ago.
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I like, I ain't gonna say I suck toes, but I like cute feet, though.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Somebody's like you don't know how to be a unit, bro.
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All right, so, now you told me about your OnlyFans.
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You know, I ain't got a problem with that, you know, if we do have a little, you know,
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Because you, that's how you make your money, you know what I'm saying?
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You ain't doing no, no, no, you ain't doing no dick.
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Yeah, I'll be having too much, like, grinding and shit.
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I grind too much, so since I grind so much, it's like, I'm trying to get to what I want
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But it's like, you know, I'm scared to tell you.
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They're saying, like, you know, I can glitch patch shit.
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All right, which rate me out of one out of ten?
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I just kind of, you know, just drop to 60 and shit, you know?
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You're going to get bad if you're turning around?
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You ain't just doing this for the camera, right?
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I like how you're looking at me when you say that.
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Chad, don't believe me if I'm getting good at this shit, bro.
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This is my personal one, though, because my other one's with...
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I'm going to be script sometimes, but you're not.
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Hey, man, there's somebody coming up to you like, look at this shirt.
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Man, there's somebody coming up to you trying to press you like, don't talk to my girl.
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But I mean, I just said you ain't talk to nobody.
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It's because remember, the CEO's son was a big fan.
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Because it was like, it was the last game of like your senior year.
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And that's what really got me into like, you know.
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Oh, why didn't you just say university you went to?
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I thought she was going to give me a motherfucking six.
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I want you to just pull it down and you can do whatever you want to do.
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I'm going to say let me see it, but she got it off.
00:26:24.540
Oh, them kind of, them kind of the weight of you.
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That's another reason why I'm still, you know, I ain't had sex yet, because people don't even want to-
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You got to understand, like, he's been hella famous over his entire life.
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Yeah, people don't want to talk to me because, you know, they want to be-
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They want it because of his, like, career and shit.
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Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying, like, that's-
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If I'm gonna fuck a fucking five or three, nigga, I'm gonna fuck a 20 out of 10.
00:28:26.540
All right, there's one more person I do want to put you on a blind date.
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Chad, let's just see if Cuff'em's coming, because Chad, when did he say he was coming?
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So let me know who's the best one you've been on a date with, though, you know what I'm saying?
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You ain't gotta say it's me, but I'm just saying, you know, I do look good, you know.
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Wait till you see Cuff'em, you know what I mean?