Adin Live - November 13, 2022


Adin puts N3on on a Blind Date with Ava ＊GONE WRONG＊


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

175.24199

Word Count

2,257

Sentence Count

61

Misogynist Sentences

58

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

In this episode, we talk about our first impressions in the first round of the online dating competition, and how we rate each other on our first impression rating system. We also talk about what we would do if we were single and what we're looking for in a potential partner.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 all right fire all right okay all right you can't see on god on god it's black
00:00:16.120 all righty cool um go ahead and say hi oh she's here yeah she's here yeah it was good
00:00:24.780 what are you yo it's good nice to meet you yeah okay okay how old are you 20 why are you talking
00:00:42.360 so soft bro she that's how she sounds well um what do you like to do in your free time
00:00:49.380 um you gotta move up for the camera yeah yeah who me not on her
00:00:55.920 you sound beautiful thank you how many bodies you got five nigga she never asked her the first
00:01:03.380 question she answered though she answered five god trying to be the sixth you just met her
00:01:09.480 if i get to know you more maybe pay you a price
00:01:13.620 come on you know it's not me i mean you said you said you said next to somebody that
00:01:29.340 i'm choking i'm choking yo it might be the food might be the food i was yeah exactly to pull
00:01:34.020 it what what does it smell like one piece and you talking about me no no no no but it's not
00:01:40.500 me i don't know what's it today oh shit no it's not me no it's not you like my watch you
00:01:45.900 want to smell all the ones and see who it is no okay go ahead all right no no keep talking
00:01:50.460 you like my watch oh it's mine i could buy you one for that us okay okay ask your occupation
00:01:57.720 what's your occupation oh i do onlyvans and i just be posting on instagram here oh shit what's
00:02:02.960 your i'm gonna sub to your shit after okay um maybe ask her um did you already ask her what
00:02:08.260 should i sit in her spare time i said she's not watching if you were to go on a date where
00:02:11.880 would you take me okay okay good question i like that me take him well because you're
00:02:16.260 competing technically you know what i mean oh okay you gotta sell him yep i guess both they
00:02:23.220 girls okay it's good you like that too great food i will take you probably to the beach you
00:02:28.860 know we get on the sand go on a nice picnic and i just pick you up and literally just fuck
00:02:32.140 you bro you don't like that i don't know wait how old are you i don't know oh i'm 20 i just
00:02:41.560 turned 20. you like older guys not really but we're the same so i don't think that you're
00:02:47.900 that much older okay can i touch you again mm-hmm can i kiss your hand go ahead not all kiss hands
00:02:57.560 right now yeah nah yeah nah yeah bro she wanted it bro i know i know i know it's just too early
00:03:02.340 i don't give a fuck if it's too early bro like you know what i mean like just chill just chill
00:03:06.980 i want to see them bro nah i want to see them bro not yet bro just chill man are you
00:03:15.520 fucking hurt so far yeah okay probably better than the first one okay oh hey hey relax what do
00:03:20.940 you mean okay calm down you're such a bitch you're a bitch you're a bitch you're a little
00:03:25.220 fucking little fuck hey everyone share mikao's uh ma or me nevermind i'm not gonna go there
00:03:29.760 no listen ask her if she a homebody or not are you are you a homebody i stay home all the
00:03:35.060 time me too it's good can you cook i can what the ask her can you cook oh fuck no how do
00:03:42.780 you know how to cook no but you're like i thought nevermind i can't see that yo stop bro stop
00:03:50.480 can you cook who me yeah fuck no okay i thought like nevermind ah damn let's stop it let's stop
00:03:57.780 it all right i'll see you in the next round baby i love you
00:04:02.180 now you i was talking to aiden all right cool all right oh she didn't rate him oh you got
00:04:14.960 back really quick real quick real fast real fast where you going where you going up oh yeah okay
00:04:19.600 okay um okay so overall let's have a rate first what do i literally can't see this relax just
00:04:28.720 stop dude it's based off first impression all right fine bro what do you rate probably like
00:04:32.540 eight eight nine okay oh wow okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm okay i'm
00:04:42.040 okay okay what do you what do you rate uh whatever floats your boat whatever you want to rate
00:04:49.860 whatever you want to say um like everything so yeah personality all that okay so i have the
00:04:56.320 image is a two but the personality i like a personality like a wait what'd you call me what
00:05:01.380 the image is a two seven seven that's good that's a great rating i got a seven yes all right
00:05:07.480 what are you doing uh okay cool cool all right all right you ready to count down chat everyone
00:05:11.580 count three two one ready three two one go
00:05:17.640 oh my god you know who he looks like without the mask he looks like uh robbie from jesse
00:05:23.760 oh that's what um what's the name you make a face that's what that's what's the name said um
00:05:28.920 who told you who told you that too i forgot i told him that check check check check yeah
00:05:33.000 first of all ava i haven't seen you in forever give me a hug i haven't seen you forever
00:05:36.860 you been straight you been good i've been great you've been good okay okay okay um all right
00:05:42.380 so do you remember what you rated her huh do you remember what you rated her no we're
00:05:47.480 trying to kiss her hand you was giving it you was fucking with her that kiss her hand
00:05:50.480 you know you were trying to you was trying to oh you didn't let me do you remember what
00:05:53.980 you rated her no bro okay you gave her an eight you gave her an eight holy shit all right
00:05:59.760 You gave her an eight.
00:06:01.760 No, this is serious. I'm joking.
00:06:03.760 What the fuck?
00:06:04.760 Nigga, you gave her an eight.
00:06:06.760 Why you fucking out with me?
00:06:08.760 You gave her an eight.
00:06:10.760 Look at his knee.
00:06:12.760 I smacked his knee.
00:06:14.760 Alright, look.
00:06:16.760 Do you remember what you gave him?
00:06:18.760 No, I think a two for real.
00:06:20.760 Listen, you know, I was trying to be nice.
00:06:22.760 I'll give you a seven for real.
00:06:23.760 Okay, a seven.
00:06:24.760 It's as hard as it is for you.
00:06:26.760 Oh, I know.
00:06:28.760 Alright, do you guys want to continue convo?
00:06:30.760 Maybe, you know, I should have asked, like, you know.
00:06:32.760 Why are you looking at me an itching your wrist?
00:06:34.760 Talk to her, bro.
00:06:35.760 Talk to her, bro.
00:06:37.760 Any questions?
00:06:39.760 I don't know. Help me, bro.
00:06:40.760 Okay, first of all, I want to just say right now, this is my good friend.
00:06:42.760 So...
00:06:43.760 I don't give a fuck, bro.
00:06:44.760 Well, you better.
00:06:45.760 This is my good friend.
00:06:46.760 I've known her for years now, so...
00:06:47.760 Isn't that crazy?
00:06:48.760 You've come out in like two years.
00:06:49.760 That's crazy.
00:06:50.760 I missed you.
00:06:51.760 Alright, go ahead and ask a question.
00:06:53.760 Maybe I'll fail today.
00:06:54.760 I don't know.
00:06:55.760 That's up to you.
00:06:56.760 I'm good.
00:06:57.760 Um...
00:06:58.760 Fuck, bro.
00:06:59.760 I can't think, bro.
00:07:02.760 Um...
00:07:03.760 Help me, fat fuck.
00:07:04.760 Goddamn, bro.
00:07:05.760 I'm sitting there like a father.
00:07:06.760 Shit hurts.
00:07:07.760 Help me, bro.
00:07:12.760 Yo!
00:07:13.760 You can ask her anything you want.
00:07:14.760 Anything you want.
00:07:15.760 You can answer it, bro.
00:07:16.760 Ava's very cool.
00:07:17.760 She's extremely respectful.
00:07:18.760 Do you shave your pussy?
00:07:19.760 Mm-hmm.
00:07:20.760 Okay, that's good.
00:07:21.760 I do Brazilian waxes.
00:07:22.760 Brazilian waxes.
00:07:23.760 You know what that is?
00:07:24.760 You know what Brazilian waxes?
00:07:25.760 Uh, no.
00:07:26.760 I don't even know what the word wax is.
00:07:28.760 You've seen his fucking eyebrows.
00:07:29.760 Yo!
00:07:30.760 Yo!
00:07:31.760 Yo!
00:07:32.760 Yo!
00:07:33.760 Yo!
00:07:34.760 Yo!
00:07:35.760 Yo!
00:07:36.760 Yo!
00:07:37.760 Yo!
00:07:38.760 Yo!
00:07:39.760 Yo!
00:07:40.760 Yo!
00:07:41.760 Yo!
00:07:42.760 Yo!
00:07:43.760 Yo!
00:07:44.760 Yo!
00:07:45.760 Yo!
00:07:46.760 I think my fucking legs are about to fall off, bro.
00:07:47.760 Holy shit.
00:07:48.760 You got to...
00:07:49.760 Yo!
00:07:50.760 Yo!
00:07:51.760 Yo!
00:07:52.760 Yo!
00:07:53.760 Yo!
00:07:54.760 Yo!
00:07:55.760 Yo!
00:07:56.760 Yo!
00:07:57.760 Yo!
00:07:58.760 Yo!
00:07:59.760 Yo!
00:08:00.760 Yo!
00:08:01.760 Yo, yo!
00:08:02.760 Yo!
00:08:03.760 Yo!
00:08:04.760 Yo!
00:08:05.760 Yo!
00:08:06.760 Yo!
00:08:07.760 Yo!
00:08:08.760 Yo!
00:08:10.760 Yo!
00:08:11.760 Yo!
00:08:12.760 Well, he the troll?
00:08:14.760 He wants to be speed
00:08:16.760 Duh
00:08:18.760 Yo, you're a wannabe speed
00:08:20.760 Yo!
00:08:22.760 I've been doing this shit for years
00:08:24.760 I'll be honest, he was here before speed
00:08:26.760 He was, he was
00:08:28.760 I know both
00:08:30.760 I was better
00:08:32.760 Okay, you guys could the size matter
00:08:34.760 Stop your ass or shit bro
00:08:36.760 I'm good
00:08:38.760 Does size matter?
00:08:40.760 Wait, it does? So what do you like?
00:08:42.760 Like, like big size
00:08:44.760 Yeah
00:08:46.760 Like eight, up
00:08:48.760 That can fit? That can fit you?
00:08:50.760 Dang
00:08:52.760 Is that even possible?
00:08:54.760 Six and a half is not good? Seven?
00:08:56.760 Six is good because you have a six and a half
00:08:58.760 But eight, mine's like seven
00:09:00.760 So what about five? Four
00:09:02.760 You wanna see it?
00:09:04.760 I heard you didn't say it, babe
00:09:06.760 Maybe ask if she wants to shave it
00:09:08.760 Maybe not
00:09:10.760 I wanna pluck your eyebrows
00:09:12.760 Oh, that's nice of her
00:09:14.760 I'm gonna cut your eyebrows off
00:09:16.760 Ooooo
00:09:18.760 Yo, why is so much animosity like
00:09:20.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:09:21.760 What's the animosity about, bro?
00:09:22.760 Y'all mad hot style
00:09:24.760 This will reevaluate my life, bro
00:09:25.760 This is like crazy
00:09:26.760 I like your shoes
00:09:28.760 You know, I like your socks
00:09:29.760 I like your, um, shorts
00:09:30.760 Um
00:09:32.760 That
00:09:33.760 I like you
00:09:34.760 What?
00:09:36.760 The shirt you got on
00:09:38.760 Oh
00:09:39.760 Okay, maybe ask the favorite position
00:09:40.760 I don't know
00:09:41.760 She should ask who's watched that
00:09:42.760 I could watch
00:09:43.760 It's my watch, the vlog obviously
00:09:44.760 No, it's mine
00:09:45.760 What's your favorite position?
00:09:46.760 I don't miss Mary
00:09:48.760 Okay, okay
00:09:49.760 I know men love to look at
00:09:50.760 My boyfriend's in jail right now
00:09:51.760 That's why I'm like doing this
00:09:52.760 Men love to look at you, huh?
00:09:53.760 Wait, ask her why her boyfriend's in jail
00:09:55.760 Why is that thug in jail?
00:09:56.760 I don't know
00:09:57.760 Yo, yo, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
00:10:00.760 He's obviously a thug, he's fucking went to jail
00:10:02.760 Right
00:10:03.760 What do you?
00:10:04.760 He's in jail and that's all I gotta say
00:10:05.760 But he's coming home, like, soon
00:10:07.760 Oh God, love you, girlfriend
00:10:08.760 You're not snitching nothing like that
00:10:09.760 You're not being funny
00:10:10.760 Shit, give up, please
00:10:12.760 Bro, her fucking man's gonna kill me, bro
00:10:15.760 No, no, no
00:10:16.760 You're good
00:10:17.760 Alright
00:10:18.760 Give up, please
00:10:19.760 We could do a three-way or whatever
00:10:21.760 Oh, that's good
00:10:22.760 Yeah
00:10:29.760 Go ahead, bro
00:10:30.760 Go ahead, what, bro?
00:10:32.760 Like, she said you want shit around to do a three-way
00:10:34.760 Okay
00:10:35.760 Are you down for a three-way?
00:10:37.760 I'm down bad, fuck it, bro
00:10:39.760 I don't give a fuck
00:10:41.760 Alright, I think that's cool
00:10:43.760 I think this is cool, bro
00:10:44.760 Alright, what do you rate her one through ten?
00:10:47.760 No, let her go first
00:10:48.760 Okay
00:10:49.760 Yeah, you go first, Ava
00:10:50.760 Look that way real fast, please
00:10:55.760 She just wants a side then
00:10:56.760 Your side profile
00:10:57.760 Wait, wait, don't look at the camera
00:10:58.760 Look like this way
00:11:03.760 It's up to you, whatever you want to say
00:11:04.760 You can say
00:11:05.760 Whatever you want to rate
00:11:06.760 You could be, yeah, that's all that you want
00:11:07.760 If he's a one, he's a one
00:11:08.760 You know what?
00:11:09.760 You're gonna be nice to me
00:11:10.760 I'll give you a five
00:11:11.760 That's good
00:11:12.760 She's being nice
00:11:13.760 She's being nice
00:11:14.760 She's being nice
00:11:15.760 How the fuck is that good?
00:11:16.760 What do you mean?
00:11:17.760 What does she have, bro?
00:11:19.760 So what is he?
00:11:20.760 What is he?
00:11:21.760 What the fuck, bro?
00:11:22.760 Oh
00:11:24.760 And this is between me
00:11:25.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:11:26.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:11:27.760 Don't throw him under the bus
00:11:29.760 Alright, my turn to rate, huh?
00:11:30.760 Yeah, what do you rate her?
00:11:31.760 What do you rate her?
00:11:32.760 I give you a grand finale of a
00:11:36.760 1.2 out of 10
00:11:37.760 Bitch, I'll beat y'all away
00:11:39.760 Ava, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha
00:11:44.760 Okay, okay, okay
00:11:48.760 Oh my god
00:11:49.760 She gave me the death stare, bro
00:11:50.760 No, I'm not
00:11:51.760 Okay, let's wrap that up
00:11:53.760 Yeah, wrap it up, man
00:11:54.760 Wrap it up, man
00:11:55.760 Let's wrap that up, man
00:11:56.760 I can't afford to get cancelled for the 20th time, bro
00:11:58.760 Yo, relax
00:11:59.760 Yo, hey, what the fuck?
00:12:00.760 What do you mean by that, bro?
00:12:01.760 Yo, you fucking piece of shit
00:12:04.760 Alright, that's your security guard?
00:12:06.760 Yeah, that's mine
00:12:07.760 Nah, that's my security guard
00:12:08.760 Why'd he get up to protect him every time?
00:12:10.760 No, he's protecting me
00:12:11.760 Bro?
00:12:12.760 Yeah, I hired him
00:12:13.760 He works for me
00:12:14.760 You got money, you got L. Raleigh
00:12:15.760 I work with everything that is
00:12:16.760 Yup
00:12:17.760 Alright
00:12:18.760 That's not mine
00:12:19.760 It's not mine
00:12:20.760 Everything you love, that's not yours
00:12:21.760 Ava, everything I love, that's not mine
00:12:23.760 Your mom, your dad
00:12:24.760 I have another Rolex
00:12:25.760 I got a new one
00:12:26.760 I got a new one
00:12:27.760 I gotta show it to you
00:12:28.760 I got a new one
00:12:29.760 I don't wanna see, I was just making sure
00:12:30.760 But Ava, I got shit on my new chain
00:12:31.760 I got a hell of shit
00:12:32.760 It's been a minute since we
00:12:33.760 You gotta catch up with real shit
00:12:34.760 How long in the town for?
00:12:35.760 A couple more days
00:12:36.760 Okay, cool
00:12:37.760 I'm gonna build my man out
00:12:38.760 Really?
00:12:39.760 Is he okay?
00:12:40.760 Mhmm
00:12:41.760 Okay, good
00:12:42.760 Alright
00:12:43.760 Next!
00:12:45.760 So we're doing the round three thing, right?
00:12:46.760 Yeah
00:12:47.760 Okay, so you just go ahead
00:12:48.760 Alright, bye daddy
00:12:49.760 You'll be back
00:12:50.760 You said what, bye what?
00:12:51.760 Bye daddy