Adin Live - September 22, 2021Adin puts Prime & Emily Willis On a Blind Date... ＊GETS FREAKY＊
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Summary
On this episode of No Funny Show, the guys talk about sex, masturbation, and blind dates. They also talk about how to get to know someone and what they like to do with their dick and how they masturbate.
Transcript
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oh my god all right all right all right t-up it's just t-up
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i've actually never been on a blind date before um
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okay sit right here what you laughing for bitch you better be on no funny show
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hello oh man how you doing sexy beautiful woman you don't know what i look like but i am sexy
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whoa that was quick i am really good at sucking cock i actually i get off on sucking cock
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hell no i i mean that shit i eat pussy you know what i'm saying
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are you good at eating pussy i love eating pussy where my shoe at
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oh right here oh my god i'm nervous man i'm a little gay
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that's quick you gotta ask them special abilities you know what i'm saying
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but they're not you know they don't have to do shit
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that's me now you're weird what the fuck prime bro you lying bro i swear to god that was my hand
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never mind oh good so i'm five foot five how tall are you
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what do you like to do what do you do what do you like to do on your free time
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what do i like to do i'm usually working but in my free time
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um i don't know i change a lot i do yoga i like to work out a lot
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i don't phone them gray you got some fat ass meat crackers i can tell
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oh my god i can tell i can feel fat ass booty cheeks basically
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i have a really fat juicy fucking squeezy booty
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hey mutual mutual um not mutual um no turn your camera
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and i like titties too but i'm more of a ass guy though i worry um
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you're asking good questions though all right um
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what do you like to do oh well i enjoy what i do with my life do you watch
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gonna beat my dick with this hand what kind of what the fuck on god i did
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nice like it's good to jerk off i did it like four times too like i go on
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like really like i like won't masturbate sometimes for like
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a few days and then i forget about it and then i come to it and i'm stuck there
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hey like i beat my dick like twice three times this morning on god i did
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what kind of porn do you watch be honest you want me to be honest
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and it looks like the awkward kid in the middle
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that's like i don't i don't know how old are you how old are you
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how old are you i'm 23. oh you're young me ma'am i usually like guys that are like 30 and
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hey hey once you see how big this motherfucking dick is
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right you know what i'm saying you see i'm like i'm like i'm like 28
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you know what i'm saying oh your cock makes up for the
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it makes up for the age difference am i am i allowed to say any of the stuff that i'm saying
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i'll stop you i'm so nervous about it i'm like i don't know what i can't say
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yeah one last time you you masturbated baby i masturbated yesterday i mean yesterday i had
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really good sex which thing you wait wait sex or masturbation i did it what it's just top you're
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good okay nothing nothing wait wait wait wait wait she's good she's good we're good yeah really good
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sex you got some dick last night you out here getting dick i got it you out here getting dick out
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really i took it in the booty yesterday oh my god you're getting stinky dick oh it's not stinky
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are you washed your ass before of course all right obviously but you're gonna tell me on a date
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you got some meat last you got some shmeat last night am i close or i don't want to be too close
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i don't want to be honest no you're not that's me dumbass so um all right i just keep you ain't
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sucked me though did you last night what do you think i did i hope you didn't suck no you don't
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think i sucked it out of my butt i don't know i said i hope you ain't suck the dick like after like
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yesterday did you yeah i sucked it nice and good this is cool why would that would that bother you yeah
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you can't be out here just sucking dick and you ain't gonna lie to you but it's okay it's okay
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you know how much angels are eating pussy and you feel me i would be okay with it you would oh
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also we get together we have like an open relationship type of shit do you believe in
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monogamy what the is that i can't even spell them now what is that you know what the
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is monogamy what monogamy is like when you only are with one person and there's like no outside like
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like playness like you don't fuck anybody else oh no no i ain't into that shit
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yeah okay like getting busy in this bitch i'm falling fucking great
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we can get busy in this bitch we can oh i can dance so you you don't believe in monogamy i believe in
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all right all right all right all right it's just tea up yeah
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you need to pull the wounds out of the ra you go you go yeah i got you all right
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all right on some real it was great on folks in them grave yep oh yeah but no some real
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though like you know what i'm saying i literally just blew my smoke right into the camera i always
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feel rude about it you vape yeah i vape i vape and what what you don't do what kind of drugs you
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don't do a lot of drugs do you no do you smoke do i smoke weed no i don't smoke weed do you smoke
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weed you look like a guy that smokes weed i mean i don't you smoke weed don't you somewhat somewhat
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i like my opinion better though that's what i smoke at night yeah it's like i only use it to sleep but
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i just i like being like functionable and like yeah we fucks me alive i'm freaking weak with it too
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like i'm a big baby i don't know yeah let's go let's go um you drink yeah i drink cost amigos
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costa miga i like i'm a tequila i'm a tequila kind of girl i'm a tequila kind of girl and wine
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other than that i got some wine at the crib are you like red wine or do you like red wine
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i like to be honest depending on how i'm feeling that's what i said yeah yeah i feel like red
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wine makes me like really blush then horny and like yeah i'm trying to you know like it just makes
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me and i don't get i don't get tired and then go to like i don't know put a cock in my mouth
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okay uh anyways yeah no it's oh of course i'm a really good girl i promise i'm i behave really
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well and i go to bed at like eight o'clock at night but you just made me seriously waking up with dick
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in your mouth hey who mysteriously make up with with dick in your mouth do you wake up with
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your mouth it happened one time you said it happened no no no you weird to her she just said
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it's happened i said okay all right that's cool it's cool let's see i like the honest oh i'm sorry
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i touched you i'm sorry at least you're an honest woman you feel me i like honesty i am very honest
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i'm very open you got cute feet i love sexy feet on foot are you a foot guy would you put my toes in your
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mouth if i asked you too i'll suck them motherfuckers you know what if i asked to put your toes in my
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mouth do you have good feet my feet ain't i got man feet you know what i'm saying do you want to get
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pedicure yeah i do but i ain't get one recently i ain't even gonna front you i've been busy you know
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what i mean see yeah that's where i draw the line i will not put nobody's feet in my mouth if they're not
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good in pedicure you gotta have good feet wait what you mean i ain't putting my feet in your mouth
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you know what i'm saying you can put your feet in my mouth and you ain't sucking my feet
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but um what i want to speak folks so yeah you talking about this dick you're waking up with
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dick in your mouth and what do you do for work i'm not going to be this i'm so sorry what do i do for
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work i can't tell you that can she tell me is it bad she doesn't she just no no okay well i'm a streamer
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um i am an accountant actually oh yeah accountants don't mysteriously wake up with dig in your mouth
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you know i'm really good in the daytime but i'm a different person at night time
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no weird can i not feel your hand you got soft hands yeah i do you got little hands too
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you definitely look to me look at my big ass hand i told you i'm thick i'm thick as
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fuck i don't fold them i don't put you together juicy squeeze me and take me down
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and you better be friends for this camera and on phone them grades hey tell them chat
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she better careful the top no it did it it didn't it didn't i fixed no it didn't it didn't it was
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about to guys it's because i have is it fixed yeah it's it's fine okay that was a good save i
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just saved it holy w added no on god i saved it holy um so um what do you do for a living
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i'm a twitch streamer now oh you i'm a twitch streamer and a youtuber oh god i'm a youtuber
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now yeah i'm a youtuber now i just got on i'm about to start my youtube next month oh fire it's decided
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it's fucking decided we gotta get some collabs yeah i would love to get some collabs let's get
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some collab i ain't that's fucking fucking fine you trying to do all that extra shit don't fall
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them great you know what i'm saying are you down to collab don't fall them what if i what if i had
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what if i told you that i have an of would you collab with me and let me what the fuck is the of would
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you let me oh one of those yeah that's all i'll tell you it's only collabing though right you know
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you know what i'm saying yeah he's doing it for you know for the people yeah yeah you know what
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i'm saying yeah yeah for them gray of course hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah sir who's this oh my god
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they're saying l8 because i see if they're from popping it's not yeah you're so weird
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yeah yeah hey hey i'm 40 grade i would have let them over one out no i'm joking i'm struggling w8
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he's being responsible he's like he's being like a what is the word the chaperone yeah i'm a chaperone
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i'm the carrot of the date all right so um tell me about how you how you how you how you
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how you visualize our first date to go and i'll give you my little picture last year i thought
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this was our first date no i'm saying though all right what about our second date how would you feel
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all right what do i want i see i like food you have to take me out you've got to take me out or we
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have to like get food somewhere and like i usually like drinks and food i don't know i know that sounds
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like every girl says that but like you have like i want to go out to eat on phone and get like drinks
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all right um i'm like activity i love eating but i like activities too i like activities too like
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like i don't know i don't know what would you do to impress me on a first date i don't feel them
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great like we can we can go like i like activities just we would like someone like david busters or
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some shit you feel me yeah they got food there and shit some chicken wings i don't phone them great
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and then you feel me you smell good as hell you know what i'm saying it's that tom ford baby yeah
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phone them great and then um you know we have a lot you know i'm saying playing date play that and
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now let's say eating eat until we can't you know i'm saying you know you go home i like your idea of
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activities that's like actually very gentleman like like yeah you know because you're not going
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to take me home and me no no no no it's time out calm down i ain't gonna let me finish when we
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done with getting done and you know i just spent my money you got me up you know what i'm saying
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maybe we go we go home you know i'm not the kind of girl that you take home and then you
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me unless i'm in that mood has that happened before what no you don't have i have you don't
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don't ask you don't want to know that you don't want to know i'm saying i do but do you want to
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answer that if you don't want to answer i don't want to know it i mean i really have no shame all
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right okay um have i gone home with guys on the first date well yeah i have i have and
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did you did you did you fuck yeah yeah i used to do that a lot when i was younger but you get to
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me you want to stop this like what type of shit it is no i never stopped oh so you so you still
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doing oh you did so you damn but then also like now i don't do that so you so you get dick last
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night then now you just now you just all holly and you know what i'm saying so you got some
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dick last night now you don't do that no more well yeah but it wasn't technically like a date
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so you just she just it wasn't a date bro it wasn't a date so what the
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fuck y'all was doing it was just just fucking right yeah i knew y'all were just hanging out
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so you just hanging out but it wasn't a date i understand okay okay i only met him like a few
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times before two that was the only time y'all you did just a few times damn damn and it was last
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night last time it was last night it was yesterday in the daytime damn yeah just casually doing anal
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this nigga probably watching this right now did he text you today damn
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yeah oh man that's making fun to get some pussy tonight too oh my god you gotta break up with
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that no no you gotta stop texting why would i break up with him you go with the nigga no
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oh wait what is that that was just you're so offended what was that i thought the table was
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right here nothing no table oh hey no table oh i'm sorry are you are you ready to take out the
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blindfold bro no no no no can he i wonder if he can guess anything okay can you guess by any of
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the things that i've said to you you say what i do oh what do you what did she do for a living no
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i'm 23 if you really want me to say my answer i would really say it i'm blunt too you make content you
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make you say you're only fans make it you know i make basically that's content content yeah yeah you
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make content really good content we can collab baby i just posted oh no matter of my phone my phone
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i don't care i don't care you're good i don't say that they're gonna phone them great um well
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basically i posted a video today you know i made great content we can make some good content too
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you know i'm a great i'm a youtube i'm a uber now a youtuber now you're a uber you know like that
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like just like i'm a w-er you know what i'm saying you put the er pretend anything you know i'm saying
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you put the er it's more than one you know you know that right i went to school i went to harvard
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yeah so like you know what i'm saying like day con day one art you know that's two big ones nice
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they stick fixed it or that's that too you're funny that's okay you got no no but like on some real
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though yeah we can make content type you still you do smell kind of good and you smell great
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yeah um only fans that's the only thing you should make content yeah i ain't got a problem with that
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yeah make your money yeah i'm making my money like you getting every day no never
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why are you playing bitch what what's funny bitch ass nothing i mean she did get some
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dick last night but i'm gonna skew this day okay i feel you i feel you i feel you i feel you
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i don't want no grave no no stop stop doing action with your hand okay just stop all right all right
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all right can i see this you know what i'm saying go on over are you ready i'm ready all right take it
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off bro i swear to god bro if it's someone i ain't fucking with nigga hey i'm gonna let you know
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don't be playing with me bro i have a really wait open i can't see open i can't fucking see it's open
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okay okay i will hurt you on god on my life and not in a dangerous way really big titties yeah but
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i i will i would demolish you like in a great way on god in gta in gta you know what i mean
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you know what i mean on god she's sexy as fuck all right rate me out of one out of ten you know what
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i'm saying since this this host i don't know no rate me out one at a time be honest don't don't
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lie to me my hair's not done i don't wait you want out of ten that's such a fucking shitty thing
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to do to people man i'm not i'm i'm cool i'll be i'll be honest to you even if you give me even if
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you give me a shitty right shitty i'm a grown ass man i don't care if you give me five or six i never
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give anybody anything higher than a nine unless it's like drake yeah nobody gets anything higher
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than nine let me give you uh eight hold on just based on i got you can i get a 360 of the outfit
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though then i give you a you know what i'm saying careful of the uh no she good she's good that's she
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good okay and i'm sorry i'll be honest i'm i'm honest man oh and i like your personality on god all
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right all right no no no no no no no i'm cutting off i'm sorry i'm wild yeah oh and i love your
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person i'm just i give you a 8.5 i ain't think a lot of you you just gave me that's it that's it
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not me um i was like it's taking a nine you know i never i never but i never you know you know what
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i'm saying what they did you know oh yeah i only did it you know yeah i'm not trying to make it sound
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bad i'm explaining in a way i don't sound bad basically he's uh i never dated out of
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i'm saying i wouldn't he doesn't date out of his no i do oh you haven't i never did it though
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oh you never had a chance yeah but he's attracted to you but he's never had the chance to date some
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well i don't want to come up as a asshole yeah i don't want to say it either y'all get what i'm
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saying can you whisper it yeah i mean sorry how did you just what did you say what did you say
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yeah yeah yeah oh god i did that's why i'm saying how did you go from that to that
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what did he say yeah it was my first time you know on some real nice how tall are you say you
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was again five five five let me see you're not six two i'm six two i promise you i'm six two
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eggs oh wait oh i'm taller than brownie yeah you are you are he's six two he's six two well um so
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i feel like a lot of guys lie about their height too i don't have to lie about my height he's truth
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he's six two well he's six two well i was going to say you got something to throw at us yeah i mean
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look listen you guys went back and forth a lot of laughing a lot of smiles and stuff happening
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throughout the date now the blindfolds off what do you feel like do you like him more do you like him
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same like i like him same yeah the sound well because she already saw you so usually i knew what
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his face look right so what i'm saying his face was going to look that question is for you like
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do you what do you think hey i'm worried is your feet ugly i'm not showing you guys i didn't say
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show them you gotta pay there's a lot of they gotta pay not me dude girls don't ever show feet
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on on no you're allowed to aren't you you're allowed to but i feel like it's dumb like i show my feet
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all the time but i'm but you didn't do it in the life do you have people who don't want to see
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your feet though do they ask to see all the time and you show them swear to god for free yeah i can
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charge yeah oh yeah what you definitely can but you know that you know it ain't gonna be weird
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you just trying to make sure that motherfuckers don't stink
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own photo oh yeah i get busy okay yeah your feet you know what i'm saying look six five
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seven seven seven perfect wow man she better not be all talking man oh god wait stop stop why
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you keep doing that i'm not all talk i'm not all talk at all yeah that's it um all right so like
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shit so what do you see yourself in the next five years god in the next five years um i want to have a
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house hopefully next year um probably i would love to start directing that's kind of where i
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want to start going with like my movies is start directing and like having my own thing going with
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that so what do you do though you still didn't tell me because he i do porn like cell phone like by
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yourself though no i just shot one yesterday so that's what you meant by getting some dick yeah
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oh you gotta think right come on listen i gave you so many clues listen you're you're a freak i thought
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if you're a freak i love it you know she's a freak i've paired a freak with a freak so what's up
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do you got what i'm saying yeah i mean you're welcome we just turned you on to some really good
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freaking content definitely did i hope you ain't not talk type of shit though you feel me
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they know you i think so are you you big i think so like a few years ago before i was in any
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relationship i've seen a video of hers yeah you've probably seen it too for real yeah it's the one
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where uh let me describe it it's the one where oh you don't want me i don't care i feel like i'm
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known as like they're getting stuck in the washer girl not that one you started that i think it was
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no it's one where her yoga pants ripped that was the same video oh wait i think i did a couple of
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them i probably i probably beat myself up to her before oh god i probably did yeah i feel like
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i definitely i think i love helping steps us oh god out of the washer oh god oh god i gotta help
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step up to the washing machine you say um man yo this is crazy what you sexy and
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shit hey hey all right so i'm like i'm sexy i like your i really like your dreads
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i gotta get them done you'll like them more when i get them done yeah yeah yeah he looks good when
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they're like done i look good now but what's the difference you know what i'm saying let me see
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let me see the top of your head of your head you has to see me standing up i want to see the top
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but look you know i had a head on right now so it's gonna like it's gonna look like oh i gotta
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shake my hair so it's fine and just show it show your hair show your locks i have a lining it looks
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nice it looks really good line up i have i have no i'm saying i don't have a lineup no more that
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but my hair go fast but i'm saying like i need my hair done it looks good yeah i ain't one of them
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niggas that don't have a line and i have a lining look my is there
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that's a rare is that my real hair you don't ask a girl oh you don't that oh i'm sorry you don't
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ask a girl i didn't know that i didn't know that either you never ask girls i thought you never
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ask girl like like they age that's no that's only rude if you're old oh yeah that makes sense
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make sense wait how old are you again 22 22. yeah um so what you got planned today though i heard
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you heard you had to rush up out of here type of um i have to be yeah what time is it 6 32 6 33.
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yeah what is my phone 6 36. oh can you fix your shirt real quick guys i'm sorry is it good yeah
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um it's because they're so big that mother fucker this i don't phone them great i'm kidding guys by
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the way they didn't even come out me huh you live your life yeah all right i'll do that again yeah
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yeah where is all right so she ain't gonna follow it um you got ig what's your
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i got your hair chair yeah now i might not have a million followers i'm pretty sure you say you big i
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know you got a million followers maybe so you know you know i'm saying can i you know what i'm saying
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get to ig you you think this was just this is just games oh my god what happened set up what you have
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to go you have to go right now yeah soonish it's okay i can just get that g you can go
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or the other number you know you know which one you want to give me okay so um it's emily willis x3
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yeah what's your id mine's izi i have to follow you because otherwise i don't even know how to see
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my notifications of like people that follow me um he's just izi i mean i'm either but mine ain't
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looking at your girl i got you i'll type in hers you type it yeah you're about to hit twitter okay
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i'm great okay i'm focusing i'm great okay i knew she had a meal i knew she had a meal
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oh god i knew she had a meal she almost has two mil you probably got two more right now if they didn't
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fucking hate you huh if you probably got two more of ig didn't fucking hate you i i would have a
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combined because my backup has like 600 oh and then like i'll get deleted for like
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two months or three months at a time sometimes like eight months so it'd be like a whole thing
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i'm waiting for my ride i um is everything okay you you're gonna follow me back
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kind of you want me to mute real quick uh yeah mute what's up
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do you want me to mute it again oh is it muted oh do you want me to mute it again yeah will you
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her nd i n people i don't want you to mute it again yeah it's good fun
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Someone's gonna fucking get it right now, dude.