Adin Live - February 17, 2022


Adin Reacts to Cart Narcs!


Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

215.86604

Word count

3,571

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

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Toxicity

31

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Hate speech

13

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about how to be civil to your fellow customers and how not to be a lazy fuckboi. We also talk about the dangers of not being civil and how to deal with it.

Transcript

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00:00:00.640 turn the camera away from me well sir you just what you brought him into the conversation i'd
00:00:04.000 like to explain this guy's a troll what the oh you've got him in by doing this close to being on
00:00:14.240 the ground oh keep an eye on this gentleman not seeing positive signs
00:00:24.800 saying what do you want leaving the cart there actually makes it harder for him to open his own
00:00:31.280 door and he's still doing it all right line him up do you want a good one what why is he walking like
00:00:45.200 sir sir you left your car right here that's how the cart goes pick it back to the car
00:00:49.440 corral area carts don't go right there they go back where the cart returns are there's one over there
00:00:54.320 see where that guy's came from or over there where i just came from over there i just came from one
00:00:58.000 i'll show you where it is i'm with the cart narcs wait is this an actual job or do you do it for
00:01:03.360 content content our job content our job and like you're even blocking your own door from opening
00:01:10.160 you think you'd understand how that could block someone else's door from opening right
00:01:15.200 no no we're a highly trained see that's not our that's not our siren by the way that's an ambulance
00:01:19.520 uh we're a highly highly trained organization of narcs
00:01:26.960 uh oh wait for this ambulance go about one moment if you don't mind
00:01:31.360 quality siren uh more in the common usage of it like narcing someone out snitching on them
00:01:37.200 oh okay not narcotics like essentially yes so we do so we show people the error of their ways and like
00:01:44.000 that gentleman just i get up at three four this morning uh-huh working all day non-stop i think
00:01:50.560 they paid for a guy to do this ah see 90 of the time i put it back 99 but you're very tired right
00:01:56.720 now and that's causing an error in your judgment lazy bones no no sorry let me explain here i got
00:02:02.240 these uh they have these bumper magnets for you i'm gonna put it right here inside your truck there you go
00:02:08.080 it's got a hotline number on it so you can call that for counseling about how not to be a lazy boat
00:02:12.000 oh what's going on what are you doing sir why are you approaching me yes this is yours take it back
00:02:17.920 no it's got it's got our number for you it's present for you take it to teach you how to
00:02:21.040 up to your lazy bones take it back no sir you keep it my gift to you why are you why are you running 1.00
00:02:25.840 after me because you're a fucking asshole i'm a nice guy sir no you're a fucking 1.00
00:02:29.920 asshole luckily i have good blocking skills i blocked your attack you're an asshole no i'm a narco yeah 1.00
00:02:35.600 yeah i ain't gonna lie bro who's who's in the wrong bro i feel bad for this guy though i feel bad for 1.00
00:02:39.120 him bro but at the same time you're low-key like i don't know bro can explain i don't give a 0.95
00:02:43.680 shit what you are yeah you do because you're running after me trying to throw stuff at me so 0.97
00:02:46.880 clearly i don't care what i care about is you i have rights leave me alone yeah i know and what 0.99
00:02:53.280 i'm saying leave me alone i'm having a private a small leave me alone i'm trying to have a polite
00:02:57.840 conversation no i don't want to play leave sir i'm calling the cops i'm calling the cops see she's
00:03:03.120 i'm hurt uh i'm a guy actually i'm a man call the cops i'm here no no i'm a nice guy my boy dj 0.98
00:03:09.920 fucking scheme with the big 20 man w's in a chat for my boy gabriel man man that's my dog man 0.98
00:03:16.160 conversation about how to be civil to your fellow customers oh go yourself 1.00
00:03:22.400 by the way we are right here at the car corral you could have brought it back by now
00:03:25.520 is because cards over there you could have put it there well sir then you would have
00:03:29.120 alert you're this close to being on the ground why i'm i'm not on the ground at all so leave me
00:03:34.080 alone so i don't think you can catch me number one number two you know what why because i'm a 0.97
00:03:38.000 fat asshole no sir because i'm what it is because i'm highly trained in running i feel bad for this 0.99
00:03:42.240 guy bro why do i feel bad am i soft yes or no for feeling bad for feeling bad for him or no 0.98
00:03:47.680 i we train for this because we sometimes people get angry you know what go get the manager
00:03:52.000 why right now go get him what for because you're bugging me i'm not bugging you come on let's go
00:03:57.600 sir i don't want to i don't want to go there i want to have a polite conversation and you
00:04:00.640 hopefully i don't want a polite conversation you don't have to you don't have to you don't have to
00:04:05.440 leave me alone he didn't take his cart back he's being very antsy about it i don't know why he's
00:04:08.800 trying to because you're abusing me how what's your abuse is sir i'm having a polite conversation
00:04:13.600 you're not when somebody says they don't want to talk to you you turn around and walk away but sir
00:04:19.280 you because you're following me no you sir you chased me halfway through the parking lot first
00:04:23.680 sir you left your card out where it's obstructing to other customers that's all we're talking about
00:04:28.560 wait chat thanks for taking the honcho wait chat is he abusing him yes or no here sir
00:04:38.720 and let the record show i did not call you fat i'm a nice guy we don't body shame
00:04:45.600 we just pulled out a gun
00:04:48.880 what is he gonna do are you gonna tell him what you did
00:04:50.480 i'll tell you to get off his property you're gonna tell him what you did with the cart though
00:04:53.360 sir no i will okay good because i don't think they're gonna like that
00:05:03.600 i did i just said he shouldn't leave his cart right there all i said
00:05:11.200 wait i got a question though i got a question is it illegal to like
00:05:14.800 put a bumper on somebody else's car or like a flyer i don't think it is right is it thank you sir this
00:05:19.200 guy is being very lazy bones he left his cart right there and he couldn't even open his own
00:05:22.560 door all the way now he's screaming at me and chasing me around the parking lot i don't know why
00:05:26.240 you're doing a good job thank you sir appreciate it thank you sir cart dogs are here to protect and serve
00:05:32.320 i'm gonna take his cart back for him
00:05:46.320 thank you very much appreciate it thanks a lot
00:06:00.320 the manager wants to talk to you right now sir i i i'm afraid you this man is trying to he said
00:06:05.520 he would be violent with me i don't feel safe near him well he's okay i don't want to talk to
00:06:10.720 i'm leaving right now i've we've achieved our mission
00:06:13.520 i know all right let me ask you guys a question bro let's say there's an incident you guys are in a rush
00:06:19.280 you guys don't put the cart back to one of these things which by the way i would never do i don't 0.99
00:06:23.040 i don't actually have the the dc to not do that bro but like one of these motherfuckers 0.99
00:06:27.600 i'm sorry this motherfucker the the narc is put something on your car touch your car what would 1.00
00:06:32.400 you all do honestly bro what would y'all do would y'all get out and beat the out of them or what 1.00
00:06:36.720 we just have we had a very polite conversation with you i was very calm
00:06:42.160 low how was i implied i didn't use any cuss words you you you you you what i was very polite
00:06:50.320 i said put something on my car you had no right to do that it's okay it was a
00:06:53.840 so you had no right to touch my car sir he's he's threatened we don't want any kind of violence
00:06:59.040 he left his car yeah we're we're headed out sorry we're with the cart narcs you can find
00:07:03.200 it i actually we have a lazy bones hotline this has our phone number on it if you'd like
00:07:07.440 oh no i totally understand totally understand i was just this is i don't want this to be escalated
00:07:11.840 oh me neither me neither really then why didn't you walk away when i asked you to because you didn't
00:07:15.840 understand what i was saying i i speak english i'm a cart knock right you should have taken your
00:07:20.000 cart and put it away you should have done this he has some excuse about waking up at 3 a.m
00:07:23.920 you're a mean person i didn't say that at all sir yeah there it is right there it's a phone number
00:07:28.240 on it and then it's got an email address there too if you i can run faster than you that's what
00:07:32.480 you said right because he threatened to put me on the ground is what it's no no that was after you
00:07:36.160 said that you weren't this close to being on the ground why i'm i'm not on the ground at all
00:07:41.440 leave me alone so i don't think you can catch me number one yeah no he said i'm gonna put you on the 0.99
00:07:46.480 ground i said sir yo first of all don't call me sir don't use nice words you're acting like a jerk 0.98
00:07:53.600 no i'm being a nice guy no you're not because what he did when somebody says they don't want to 0.99
00:07:57.840 deal with you don't want to talk to you you have enough respect to turn your ass what if they're 0.99
00:08:02.400 doing but you didn't understand my message i get your message let me explain real quick yeah i know 0.99
00:08:07.360 but this is our customers yeah i i'm trying to de-escalate but no you're making this no you're
00:08:12.160 escalating if i just start turning around i'm happy to leave i don't want to make your job
00:08:16.880 any harder just go ahead and walk away i will that'd be great thank you sir appreciate that
00:08:20.640 thank you sure you don't want this don't put it on his car i'm leaving i'm leaving i'm
00:08:28.000 gonna just don't put it on this car don't do it don't do it don't do it oh i can't get it to you
00:08:32.560 it's got a number on it that's a private number only for like lazy bones okay but uh i tell you what you
00:08:37.200 send me an email i'll send you some stickers or something i don't do it don't do it thanks guys
00:08:43.200 appreciate it is that it where are you going i'm i'm leaving like you asked wait you told me to
00:08:53.680 leave and i'm leaving you're making a youtube video i'm no what are you doing making a video
00:08:57.920 sir this is my my protection are you making a video sir it's for our protection are you making a video
00:09:02.720 sir this is in case someone tries to hit us or something which is uh might be happening
00:09:05.680 are you making a video sir this is a body cam for our protection uh-oh this will test out the
00:09:10.560 running skills okay so far so good i told you you're a pretty fast runner sir what
00:09:25.040 well it's what it's unconscionable is to leave your cart blocking someone else's job
00:09:27.840 because sometimes people will lie lie like what you said to the store manager so we need to have
00:09:35.600 video evidence well look you mixed up the timeline a little bit not a big putting that on on youtube
00:09:41.840 sir it's not important no it is important why is it important it is give me your name give me your name
00:09:46.640 my name is agent sebastian no give me your name write your name it's agent sebastian no give me
00:09:51.440 your name write it down would you like what i got a phone number if you want it
00:09:56.560 you put this on too you put this on the video on the internet i will see you
00:10:01.760 sir we have a great legal team it's headed by that's great i have a good legal team too it's
00:10:05.440 headed by darren kavinoki at 1-800 you know what i realized though bro like look this has two
00:10:11.600 two mil bro oh this is a year old goal although although but look chat look look what if his job
00:10:18.080 finds out about this and like fires him that's scary bro do y'all get what i'm saying 100 no cuffs
00:10:25.760 call 1-800 no cuffs or 800 800 no cuffs but he already represents us so they're what we're doing
00:10:31.600 is perfectly legal there's video cameras everywhere legal to push people's buttons and videotape sir
00:10:37.120 there's video you just walked by 20 video cameras inside that store they're not going to use it they're
00:10:41.040 polite people so am i no you're not i'm helping out my fellow busted me oh i'd sir i don't think
00:10:46.480 you know no verbally it costs that's not saying it physically you verbally accosted me when i told
00:10:51.520 you to leave me alone i had a polite conversation sir no you wouldn't because a polite person wouldn't
00:10:56.320 do this guess he would because i'm people are listening to this they're really interested aren't
00:11:00.560 you what he did is he left his let me explain real quick he left his card out in the middle of like
00:11:04.720 a spot my car i got in my car i was gonna turn the camera away from me well sir you just what you brought
00:11:10.480 him into the conversation i'd like to explain this guy's a troll what the you've got him in
00:11:16.960 you said people are interested and he agreed so what happened is then i said hey sir would you
00:11:20.640 please take your card back and he said oh i woke up too early to take my card back and so i gave him
00:11:24.560 one of our hotline numbers he didn't give it to me slammed it on the side there was no slamming sir
00:11:28.320 i've got it i've got proof i heard it no how would i not have heard it right right here on the side of
00:11:32.560 your truck there you go sir you're making that up because that's all i did like that just like that
00:11:37.520 sir it's on video that's why i have this because people lie this is why we have the video because
00:11:41.600 we have people who fib and tell you know but fudge the truth i'll call you 1-800 no cuffs darren
00:11:47.360 kavinoki yeah we will meet up again sir i'm happy to talk to you if you'd like no i want you to
00:11:53.760 talk to me this far away well i feel like you are going to try to hurt me though that's not very nice
00:11:59.360 all right so it's good now wow cart narcs that was uh narcoteers that was very interesting
00:12:10.880 uh again people say oh you're going to meet the wrong person one day they're going to knock you out
00:12:16.000 cart narcs are trained in conflict avoidance we do sprints agility agility
00:12:20.960 yo bro this is crazy bro i feel bad for the guy though bro uh you know like look is that bad
00:12:25.760 that i feel bad for him bro or not all these things why do i feel bad for the fat guy bro like 0.97
00:12:30.480 why do i feel bad for him hey guys by the way don't don't say oh you didn't you're fat shaming bro 0.92
00:12:34.480 i'm fat too bro i'm fat too well i'm not i'm like gaining weight i'm chubby 0.94
00:12:41.440 so when people like this lazy bones get all anxious and upset
00:12:47.600 well unfortunately they have our hotline number alarm which we can't give out this is only for people like
00:12:51.680 that uh but tell you what hit me up on instagram or facebook or twitter and i'll just send you one
00:12:55.920 i mean my whole thing was that like i kind of i kind of see what you were doing already like this
00:13:00.000 is like kind of like you got a body camo and you're doing like a youtube thing or something you know
00:13:03.920 which is totally cool and fine you're doing your thing well it's mostly for protection because people
00:13:07.280 will make up stories about us they'll say we did something that we didn't do right so it's kind of
00:13:10.640 proof like he right there he said oh you slammed my truck i was like yeah yeah no i did not uber
00:13:14.720 drivers with their you know dash cam exactly so it's we use it for that uh we've been doing it about a year 0.98
00:13:19.440 and a half two years here in la and you're not fat you're lazy you're a lazy bone bro i don't like i 0.85
00:13:24.160 don't appreciate y'all call me lazy bone what the does that even mean i go like what is this new 0.87
00:13:29.200 nickname lazy bones what the does that even mean bro uh y'all are like six years old well it's because
00:13:34.640 we have there's okay i'm calm and collected oh yeah no i understand people people uh the reason you guys
00:13:41.360 have signs and many people have signs that say please return carts here not responsible for damage is
00:13:45.360 because we've been damaged we get messages from people who's you know they show us fenders paint
00:13:50.080 jobs oh yeah or the worst one we see is they'll like leave it like you know like the handicapped 1.00
00:13:55.280 spots have these blue lines here instead of white they'll just toss it there and then someone pulls
00:13:59.120 in with a chair all right is that it you're right um he just got that number getting out and their
00:14:04.160 kid we're calling he got no do you swear i told the property i'm not really i'm trying to
00:14:08.960 yo is this him i told the manager you know what i don't want to make your job any harder i'm leaving
00:14:13.040 the property he said and then he followed me down here right you know so like i like i'm trying to
00:14:17.600 do everything i can not to uh oh watch out is this him i don't know i think i think you should just go
00:14:28.080 sir i really i'm trying i'm doing everything you ask i'm
00:14:32.800 sir it's public property we're on a public sidewalk right now over there over there sir
00:14:36.640 yes sir the same way if a cop pulls you over i can start recording him so he can record
00:14:41.520 the only yeah you have no expectation of privacy unless you're inside your house or your your car
00:14:44.880 or something right so you're going to put this on youtube sir no it's just for our protection because
00:14:48.800 you try to hurt us sir it's just for our protection doing something that people are going to get pissed
00:14:55.520 sir 90 percent of the time people you know i talked to a guy 30 seconds before i talked to you
00:14:59.680 who said you know what he just took it back how old am i sir it's confidential right now how do you
00:15:04.640 think how old do you think i am sir how old do you think i am
00:15:14.880 well it's just common courtesy sir that's all i was telling him people you could even
00:15:18.480 what you can understand what benefit do you what benefit do you get what benefit do you get what
00:15:27.440 what there's a lot of things you can do with your time there's a lot more we can cure the common cold
00:15:33.520 and we can cure cancer just because do something useful we could pick this is like picking up litter
00:15:37.680 basically this is not like picking up very similar sir you littered the
00:15:44.000 so sad it's well i i feel bad for him bro bro i don't know if i just feel bad for him bro i i'm
00:15:51.520 sir well i don't think they're right they're not idle he read they're not idle he will just
00:15:57.280 find some other he he they're not idle he came after me so he will he will
00:16:01.920 you last eight in five years i'm getting away yeah again again i didn't you don't see me pulling
00:16:05.680 up on him oh yeah yeah you're doing your thing you do it you're being forged on everything he's
00:16:13.920 not oh god he got trolled so hard literally 30 seconds before he what did what did you say this 0.87
00:16:20.320 isn't funny i feel so bad for him he's such a troll that i want to beat the hell out of this little 1.00
00:16:22.960 bitch with the camera i know his ass is skinny this whole thing started i pointed out to the 1.00
00:16:27.120 other guy and he was like oh yeah you're right and he just walked it back calm that's it 1.00
00:16:29.920 him yeah i agree well you know that's why