Adin Live - December 24, 2022


Adin Reacts to iShowSpeed Almost DYING on Stream..


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

123.729614

Word Count

2,094

Sentence Count

325

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Chat eats a scorpion and almost dies. Does he call the cops? Or does he just eat a dead scorpion? What's the worst thing a person could do with scorpions? Let's find out!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 i will be eating a black scorpion what the that is sold only in pakistan
00:00:13.360 is it alive or dead chat this is sold only in pakistan a black scorpion these things are only
00:00:20.960 sold in pakistan let's get right let me open it and if i die i die bro venomous let's get right
00:00:27.440 dude this is disgusting bro i got this really smug from pakistan dog who in pakistan yo chat who
00:00:39.360 lives in pakistan and seen these before bro everybody just pray for me y'all everybody
00:00:43.360 pray for this dude is insane bro i love speed i don't know what it says bro this is the most
00:00:47.360 entertaining i don't care bro how does somebody think to just eat a scorpion on stream
00:00:57.440 the
00:01:26.480 Wait, so are there actually something as poisonous scorpions?
00:01:31.300 Wow, could he, could he eat it and die?
00:01:35.060 Oh, shit.
00:01:37.900 Alright, ew, dude.
00:01:39.300 Yo, check, this is the venomous one, bro.
00:01:41.560 This is it.
00:01:43.860 Whoa, bro, this shit's...
00:01:45.920 Oh my days, this shit stinks, bro.
00:01:50.800 Are y'all ready, bro?
00:01:52.800 Black scorpion, bro.
00:01:53.880 Yo, that thing is so scary looking, bro.
00:01:56.480 Oh my days.
00:01:59.680 I can die from this, bro.
00:02:02.440 This is real, y'all, real scorpion.
00:02:04.480 Take a good look at it.
00:02:07.360 Take a good look.
00:02:09.360 This is real, y'all.
00:02:11.440 Ew.
00:02:13.160 Is that a baby climb?
00:02:14.480 Wait, speed as a...
00:02:15.540 Speed as a baby?
00:02:18.320 Good look.
00:02:22.060 Focus, focus on it, focus on it.
00:02:25.160 Ew.
00:02:25.640 Whoa, whoa.
00:02:26.080 Yo, chat, which pork should I eat, y'all?
00:02:28.020 Oh, fuck it.
00:02:29.540 Which pork should I eat?
00:02:31.120 Ew, chat, ew.
00:02:34.240 Squirpy in chat.
00:02:36.940 100% the eats.
00:02:39.640 Cut away, y'all.
00:02:42.840 Okay.
00:02:43.320 What the f...
00:02:43.840 You're eating a banana.
00:02:45.580 Out of all things, chat, to fucking chase it with.
00:02:48.720 I'm gonna eat this banana real quick.
00:02:50.900 Yes, eat the banana speed.
00:03:00.520 How's it going?
00:03:01.360 Bro, chat, stop being weird, bro.
00:03:02.700 Already?
00:03:04.080 What do you mean by that?
00:03:04.940 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
00:03:08.660 Ew, dude.
00:03:09.480 Just shut...
00:03:10.040 Speed.
00:03:20.480 Scorpion.
00:03:21.260 Dying.
00:03:22.620 Black venomous scorpion.
00:03:24.880 I can't die, bro.
00:03:25.760 10% chance of dying.
00:03:26.760 three
00:03:28.700 two
00:03:31.020 oh
00:03:34.320 what a crunch
00:03:35.680 ahhh
00:03:38.960 eww
00:03:42.540 dude
00:03:43.340 no bro that's really really disgusting
00:03:46.400 cheddar
00:03:46.720 I actually like feel like gagging
00:03:50.340 no bro
00:03:53.840 dude no that's
00:03:56.180 disgusting
00:03:56.700 what the fuck
00:04:03.480 speed
00:04:08.540 eww
00:04:16.700 eww
00:04:16.740 eww
00:04:16.820 dude eww
00:04:25.580 eww
00:04:26.140 eww
00:04:26.740 chat
00:04:27.340 stop saying L actor
00:04:28.880 it's disgusting bro
00:04:30.100 if y'all ate a dead scorpion
00:04:31.940 you're all gonna fucking freak out
00:04:33.320 the crunch is nasty
00:04:34.540 eww
00:04:42.280 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:51.140 Dude.
00:04:51.980 Oh, God.
00:04:55.020 It's not a, how is it a script?
00:04:57.300 Explain how it's scripted, chat.
00:04:59.060 Explain how this dumb motherfucker scripted that.
00:05:01.740 He knew what he was doing.
00:05:02.780 No, he did not know what he was doing,
00:05:03.620 but how is it acting?
00:05:04.620 Explain.
00:05:12.280 Why did I do that?
00:05:14.920 I just ate a scorpion, bro, I'm about to die.
00:05:18.460 I'm about to die.
00:05:20.940 I just ate a scorpion, I'm about to die, bro.
00:05:24.840 It's venomous.
00:05:27.960 Venomous.
00:05:28.800 Oh, dude.
00:05:31.100 Sweet.
00:05:32.560 Oh, bro.
00:05:34.300 Fuck, I'm about to die, bro.
00:05:36.660 Fuck, I'm about to die.
00:05:38.460 Ew.
00:05:39.000 I'm about to die.
00:05:40.180 Close your fucking mouth, bro.
00:05:42.180 Shit, my biggest bad thing is people that chew with their mouth open and shit.
00:05:45.000 It's disgusting.
00:05:52.580 All right, bro.
00:05:56.860 Okay, now I see what you guys are saying.
00:05:58.060 L-strip speed.
00:05:58.980 No, I'm kidding.
00:05:59.620 Bro, come on, bro.
00:06:00.980 Ew.
00:06:01.420 Clean your lip speed.
00:06:09.180 All right.
00:06:11.100 Does he actually call the cops?
00:06:13.340 Oh, my God.
00:06:16.480 Oh, my God.
00:06:29.700 It's in the phone.
00:06:31.060 Yeah, that is not an hour and one.
00:06:32.860 Speed.
00:06:33.860 9-1-1.
00:06:34.580 What is the address of the emergency room?
00:06:46.760 Okay, that's action 9-1-1, bro.
00:06:49.980 That is action 9-1-1, chat.
00:06:52.900 That is legit 9-1-1.
00:06:54.600 Ma'am, I just ate a scorpion.
00:06:56.720 I just ate this scorpion.
00:06:57.920 I just want to know if I'm okay or not.
00:07:01.220 Okay, where are you?
00:07:02.580 No, no, no.
00:07:03.240 Calm down.
00:07:03.720 I ate a scorpion.
00:07:04.700 I'm okay.
00:07:05.240 Calm down.
00:07:05.800 Yo.
00:07:06.300 I ate a scorpion.
00:07:08.080 A dead scorpion.
00:07:09.040 Okay, I can't.
00:07:09.960 I'm not a medical professional.
00:07:11.740 I can't tell you that.
00:07:12.660 I have to send somebody to you.
00:07:14.200 No, no, no, no.
00:07:15.260 No, I'm scared.
00:07:16.040 No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:17.280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:19.840 I'm just...
00:07:20.960 I think I'm okay.
00:07:22.460 I just want to know if I'm okay.
00:07:23.840 I don't want to send nobody out here to see if I'm okay and I'm really not okay.
00:07:27.720 I just ate a scorpion.
00:07:28.700 I just want to...
00:07:29.480 A dead scorpion from...
00:07:31.260 It's called a black scorpion.
00:07:32.440 I just want to know if I'm okay or not.
00:07:33.660 I can't tell you that.
00:07:36.380 I'm not a medical professional.
00:07:38.560 All right.
00:07:38.980 Thank you.
00:07:39.480 Okay.
00:07:39.760 Okay.
00:07:40.260 Bye.
00:07:40.580 I love you.
00:07:41.580 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:43.000 It's okay.
00:07:43.580 What the fuck?
00:07:46.600 All right.
00:07:46.980 Bye.
00:07:47.180 I love you.
00:07:48.160 Bye.
00:07:51.980 Fuck.
00:07:52.600 Okay.
00:07:53.060 I need to call a veterinarian.
00:07:55.220 Fuck.
00:07:57.280 Saying I love you to 911 is crazy.
00:07:59.320 I ain't gonna lie.
00:08:01.260 Chat.
00:08:02.040 I mean, if you want to chat, hate on speed.
00:08:04.340 Shut the fuck up.
00:08:05.980 Shut the fuck up.
00:08:08.260 He's a goat.
00:08:11.980 Fuck.
00:08:12.460 Oh, God, he's a W, chat.
00:08:18.540 L-script?
00:08:19.400 No, it's not.
00:08:19.900 It's fun.
00:08:22.420 Speed.
00:08:33.660 Good afternoon.
00:08:36.200 Thank you for calling BC.
00:08:37.180 It looks like I don't see the hospital.
00:08:38.380 This is a picture.
00:08:38.720 Yo, why are you going to...
00:08:40.300 Mail?
00:08:42.780 Hello?
00:08:43.320 Sorry?
00:08:44.160 Mail?
00:08:44.520 Hello?
00:08:45.940 Yes?
00:08:46.340 I just ate a black scorpion.
00:08:48.200 Am I okay?
00:08:49.600 Can you get in trouble for calling 911 though or not?
00:08:53.060 I'm sorry?
00:08:54.080 I just ate a black scorpion.
00:08:55.660 Am I okay?
00:08:58.660 Hang on just a moment.
00:09:00.420 Let me...
00:09:02.000 Are you a current client here?
00:09:05.940 Yes, yes, yes.
00:09:06.940 I just want to know.
00:09:07.680 I just ate a ma'am.
00:09:09.240 So I got this package.
00:09:11.980 It's called a black scorpion.
00:09:13.280 Yo, speed is insane.
00:09:16.740 Yeah, I just got this.
00:09:17.780 Yeah, it's called a black scorpion.
00:09:19.460 It was dead.
00:09:20.200 It was like...
00:09:21.700 And I ate it.
00:09:22.360 I just want to know if I'm okay.
00:09:25.560 Um, that...
00:09:26.800 Hang on just a moment, okay?
00:09:29.100 Yes, ma'am.
00:09:30.700 You need when they need it
00:09:31.860 with a Care Club personalized care plan.
00:09:34.580 Your made-for-real-life plan
00:09:35.980 is built for your pet,
00:09:37.500 including unlimited exams,
00:09:39.620 recommended vaccines,
00:09:40.620 and age-appropriate diagnostics.
00:09:42.620 Plus add-on services
00:09:43.980 like spay, neuter,
00:09:45.140 and dental cleaning
00:09:45.960 all for one convenient monthly fee.
00:09:48.120 Ask us how to join today.
00:09:49.520 Let's do this.
00:09:50.940 Yes, Bert!
00:09:52.160 What are you in?
00:09:53.700 I'm in Ohio.
00:09:56.120 And there was a scorpion
00:09:57.500 in what kind of a box?
00:09:59.280 It was like...
00:09:59.780 I don't know like this...
00:10:00.820 It was in this sealed thing.
00:10:02.900 Sealed...
00:10:03.340 Oh, my God.
00:10:04.280 Yeah, I don't know what to make of this.
00:10:06.220 Um, and I'm not really sure
00:10:07.480 what the risk is,
00:10:08.320 but certainly there...
00:10:09.200 There sounds like there's
00:10:10.160 probably some risk to you.
00:10:11.620 So, I would recommend
00:10:13.060 you get into the emergency room.
00:10:17.160 Am I gonna die?
00:10:19.480 I don't know.
00:10:20.540 I'm having a hard time believing
00:10:21.740 this is a real problem.
00:10:22.780 Yo! I'm serious, ma'am.
00:10:24.000 I promise you.
00:10:24.680 I'll lie here.
00:10:25.120 I swear to God.
00:10:25.760 I'm serious.
00:10:27.660 Okay.
00:10:28.100 Well, I don't know, you know,
00:10:29.580 in Ohio,
00:10:30.760 what kind of scorpion
00:10:31.700 you would encounter.
00:10:32.700 What kind of a box was it in?
00:10:36.660 A gray box.
00:10:38.180 It's not a box.
00:10:39.160 You know what a seal...
00:10:40.080 Like a...
00:10:40.960 I don't know what it's called.
00:10:42.320 It's called a seal...
00:10:43.160 I don't like...
00:10:43.540 It's like a sealed paper.
00:10:45.260 Bro, bro, speed is...
00:10:46.140 Sealed with like...
00:10:47.020 The scorpion was in the...
00:10:49.520 This little...
00:10:51.080 Um...
00:10:52.240 What is this called?
00:10:54.240 I don't even know what this...
00:10:55.160 It's like a...
00:10:55.880 What is this called?
00:10:57.320 Man, what is this called?
00:11:00.860 A plastic bag.
00:11:02.100 Are you asking me?
00:11:02.360 I mean, I'm not there.
00:11:03.140 I can't...
00:11:03.500 I can't see it, certainly.
00:11:05.140 Um...
00:11:05.940 Are you having any symptoms?
00:11:08.060 Like...
00:11:08.500 I mean, like my...
00:11:09.280 Like my head is...
00:11:10.140 Like my...
00:11:10.600 Like my head's rushing.
00:11:11.640 Like, you know what a head buster is?
00:11:13.400 I feel that.
00:11:14.180 You know, like...
00:11:14.900 And that's...
00:11:16.540 I just feel anxious.
00:11:17.680 Like, I don't know if it's a papessi effect or...
00:11:20.140 So how long ago did you eat the scorpion?
00:11:22.320 About five minutes ago.
00:11:24.300 Five minutes ago.
00:11:25.360 When was it alive?
00:11:27.280 Why haven't you slid for speed?
00:11:29.040 It's been 373 days and counting.
00:11:31.500 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
00:11:34.000 No, it was dead.
00:11:35.580 Bro.
00:11:36.800 Okay.
00:11:37.600 All right.
00:11:38.100 How old are you?
00:11:44.620 Yo!
00:11:45.920 Okay.
00:11:46.300 Do you have any medical problems we should think about?
00:11:49.340 No.
00:11:51.300 Okay.
00:11:52.280 All right.
00:11:53.320 So, you know, I'm not sure if the scorpion...
00:11:56.700 That you had there was a venomous scorpion or not.
00:12:00.020 And I'm not sure with, you know, having ingested it versus having been bitten.
00:12:05.120 What the risk...
00:12:06.200 Yeah, he said 19.
00:12:07.100 Relax.
00:12:07.760 ...from its venom.
00:12:09.020 But, you know, some of the symptoms that we can see could include things like a headache or...
00:12:14.200 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:12:15.800 Like, I have a minor headache right now.
00:12:17.140 So, if you're having symptoms after this, again, I would recommend that you be seen in an emergency room.
00:12:23.180 I'm about to die.
00:12:24.040 You know I'm about to die!
00:12:26.920 Okay.
00:12:27.420 You need to just call 911.
00:12:29.380 What's your phone number there?
00:12:30.660 And I'll see what I can do.
00:12:31.800 What the fuck is happening to me, bro?
00:12:34.800 And I...
00:12:35.140 No, I hate the...
00:12:36.460 Can I have your phone number, please?
00:12:39.980 My number?
00:12:40.760 Why?
00:12:42.380 Yeah, so we can follow up on you and see how things go.
00:12:47.480 Oh, 513...
00:12:49.340 Bro.
00:12:49.680 No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:53.100 Yeah, 513-972.
00:12:54.840 Yeah.
00:12:57.420 0291.
00:12:59.160 And what's your name?
00:13:00.300 No.
00:13:01.380 My name's Quandale.
00:13:03.940 What's your last name, Quandale?
00:13:06.960 Dingo.
00:13:08.320 Bro.
00:13:09.420 Dingo?
00:13:10.000 This kid's insane, Jack.
00:13:11.340 Dingo.
00:13:12.100 This kid's actually insane, bro.
00:13:13.680 And he just...
00:13:14.480 Speedy just gave a random phone number to, like, thousands of people.
00:13:18.640 No, bro, like, I ain't gonna lie.
00:13:21.040 He's actually hilarious, bro.
00:13:23.080 Like, he's just so stupid, like...
00:13:25.440 Because you're having symptoms that you call 911, okay?
00:13:29.600 And then we'll have to figure that out once you get to the emergency room.
00:13:32.800 The emergency room can consult with us.
00:13:36.420 Yes, ma'am.
00:13:38.000 Okay, so please go ahead and call 911 and get into the emergency room if you really just ate a scorpion.
00:13:43.380 Yes, ma'am.
00:13:44.000 Okay.
00:13:44.640 Thank you.
00:13:45.100 No way you're calling back.
00:13:46.020 Do not tell me you're calling back.
00:13:47.120 There's no way he calls them back.
00:13:49.460 Does he call 911 back, Chad?
00:14:08.840 My phone was here, emergency.
00:14:10.080 Sir, I just ate a scorpion.
00:14:13.420 Am I okay or not?
00:14:16.140 What kind of scorpion did you eat, sir?
00:14:18.040 A black scorpion?
00:14:18.920 All right.
00:14:19.460 What are we on, fucking Pornhub?
00:14:24.200 A black scorpion, sir?
00:14:25.500 Yes.
00:14:27.780 Sir.
00:14:29.820 Sir, this is very bad.
00:14:31.800 Nah, bro.
00:14:33.640 Sir, sir, you have, sir, you have one hour to live, sir.
00:14:36.720 Yo, all right.
00:14:37.380 All right.
00:14:38.780 Sir, sir, sir, we need you to.
00:14:42.740 Sir, sir, did you call the medical?
00:14:44.320 Sir, sir, are you okay?
00:14:45.600 Are you there?
00:14:46.940 Bro.
00:14:48.160 Sir, you have one hour to live.
00:14:50.200 It's so ass.
00:14:50.980 It's just so funny that it's so ass.
00:14:54.600 Maybe I should start doing these scripts.
00:14:56.060 I mean, you guys are a little bit too old.
00:14:57.500 Like, how old are you guys in the chat?
00:14:58.820 Who knows madly all the little shit you're sleeping?
00:15:00.520 Like, see, like, you guys are too old.
00:15:02.980 I don't know.
00:15:03.620 Like, there's people that actually believe this.
00:15:05.180 You know what I mean?
00:15:05.400 This chat?
00:15:06.760 It's kind of hard.
00:15:08.480 Most of you guys are literally, like, grown, but.
00:15:13.020 Sir, are you there?
00:15:22.020 Got that naked.
00:15:23.620 Got his ass.
00:15:26.060 Got that naked.
00:15:31.400 That nigga got one hour to live.
00:15:36.940 Sir, are you okay?
00:15:42.280 What the fuck, bro?
00:15:43.980 Sir, I get steps.
00:15:45.240 What?
00:15:46.540 So, you're going to take lotion?
00:15:48.620 Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:50.220 Sir, you have to do it quickly, sir.
00:15:52.680 Why does he have lotion in his room, right?
00:15:54.560 Sir, you have to take lotion?
00:15:56.900 Yes.
00:15:57.900 Do you have water?
00:15:58.680 You have water around you.
00:15:59.900 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:16:01.340 Sir, you have to take the water and the lotion, and you have to mix it together.
00:16:05.220 Okay, okay.
00:16:06.680 And you have to drink it.
00:16:08.600 Bro, you're not going to drink Vaseline.
00:16:10.600 It's the only way he perceives you.
00:16:11.980 Chat, there's no way he drinks Vaseline, bro.
00:16:17.640 I'm doing it.
00:16:18.600 All right.
00:16:19.320 Really?
00:16:21.420 Ew, bro.
00:16:22.240 I did it.
00:16:23.020 That is like, okay?
00:16:24.360 That is-
00:16:24.720 Did you do it?
00:16:25.280 Yes.
00:16:26.280 Did you do it?
00:16:26.880 Did you do it?
00:16:27.400 Yes.
00:16:27.980 All right, bro.
00:16:28.720 I don't know.
00:16:36.220 Sir, did you drink it?
00:16:37.220 You have to swallow it, sir.
00:16:40.280 I did.
00:16:43.040 How did it taste?
00:16:43.900 How was the texture?
00:16:45.540 I'm okay!
00:16:47.840 How was the texture?
00:16:48.960 Like, tell me.
00:16:49.360 I'm kind of, yeah.
00:16:50.060 I can't call this fucking bitch.
00:16:52.420 Speed!
00:16:54.400 What the fuck did I just-