Adin Live - November 27, 2021


Adin Reacts to JiDion Does Thou Wanna Duel

Hosted by
Aidin Ross
Mentioned
Stays Gucci Crocs Nelk G. Yo LeBron Alright Bro Okay Hey Brad Younger People Bro Bro Fucking Mathis Happen Huzzah Career Kyrie Sorry Adam Didi Judy and 2 more
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Episode Stats


Length

24 minutes

Words per minute

180.62

Word count

4,490

Sentence count

183

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

sentences flagged

Toxicity

176

sentences flagged

Hate speech

34

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Summary

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In this episode, Brody goes to court with the judge, Vito goes to jail, and Vito's boy gets a mug shot of his mug shot, and the judge makes a ruling against Vito.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Can I please get a coconut?
00:00:02.000 Can I put the hole in it?
00:00:04.000 Once you have it in there, twist
00:00:06.000 Trust me Brody, I know how to bust a nut 1.00
00:00:08.000 Oh shit, she's a squirter 1.00
00:00:20.000 I actually look forward to watching these videos 1.00
00:00:22.000 Okay, so look!
00:00:24.000 Do you guys remember when we watched it when I was back in LA?
00:00:26.000 The previous one? I think this is part 2
00:00:30.000 Alright, what's good with y'all boys?
00:00:32.000 So if you guys watched last week's video
00:00:34.000 You guys would know that your boy went to jail and everything
00:00:36.000 This is Vito, he spent the night there
00:00:38.000 God didn't post our bell that night
00:00:40.000 I wanted to go in there symbolic, so this is what I did
00:00:42.000 Actually wearing an inmate uniform
00:00:44.000 Just to kind of symbolize that
00:00:46.000 You know, sometimes we're free
00:00:48.000 But really, we're all in prison at the same time
00:00:50.000 And hopefully the judge can like
00:00:52.000 See this and appreciate this
00:00:54.000 If the judge is like too ballsy, I'm gonna just say object
00:00:56.000 And I have some other courtroom terms that I can use
00:00:58.000 None of y'all favorite YouTuber will record them going to court
00:01:02.000 And just blog
00:01:04.000 He's actually taking a camera into a courtroom, bro
00:01:06.000 Bro
00:01:08.000 Do you know how much?
00:01:10.000 Like I don't even think Nelk would do that, bro 0.99
00:01:12.000 Bro, that is crazy as fuck 0.97
00:01:14.000 I don't even think Nelk would do that in their prime 0.99
00:01:18.000 You know how crazy Prime Nelk was
00:01:20.000 I don't see anybody doing that
00:01:22.000 This is why he's the GOAT, bro
00:01:24.000 This is why he's the greatest creator on YouTube right now
00:01:26.000 And I'm giving
00:01:28.000 Bro, he has it, bro
00:01:30.000 I just, bro, if you upload it once a week, bro
00:01:32.000 Because, bro, I crave your content, bro
00:01:34.000 I was waiting for you to upload, bro
00:01:36.000 And by the way, I hope you guys did not watch it without me
00:01:38.000 I didn't even buy a lorry, y'all
00:01:40.000 I'm gonna represent myself
00:01:42.000 I'm not gonna lie, y'all
00:01:43.000 I don't know how
00:01:44.000 Oh, Nelk hasn't that?
00:01:45.000 Hey, do you guys know any cheat codes that I can use on the judge?
00:01:48.000 Cheat codes?
00:01:49.000 Honestly, you would have to take online for that
00:01:51.000 I'm gonna put all these hours of law and order to good use
00:01:53.000 I watched a couple episodes of Judge Mathis, too
00:01:56.000 Bro, he's wearing that to court?
00:02:11.000 Bro, come on, bro
00:02:13.000 Bro 1.00
00:02:19.000 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:02:23.000 I have one, so 1.00
00:02:24.000 We just signed up for one
00:02:25.000 Adam's one up
00:02:30.000 How you doing, Your Honor?
00:02:35.000 IHOP
00:02:45.000 What did he do again, Cheat?
00:02:47.000 What did he do?
00:02:48.000 At IHOP, what did he do?
00:02:53.000 He said that up there to the judge?
00:03:10.000 Yo, bro
00:03:14.000 Oh, bro
00:03:16.000 Alright, thank you, Your Honor
00:03:17.000 Thank you so much
00:03:19.000 I appreciate you
00:03:20.000 Step outside
00:03:21.000 IHOP 0.99
00:03:23.000 Yo, you got a nigga 1.00
00:03:26.000 Didi on up in this hole, yo 0.99
00:03:27.000 Hey, freak my boy, man
00:03:28.000 He didn't do nothing wrong
00:03:29.000 What you in here for, Big Brother? 1.00
00:03:31.000 Oh, shit 1.00
00:03:34.000 Oh, shit 1.00
00:03:35.000 If you want me, come get me 1.00
00:03:49.000 If you want me, come get me
00:03:51.000 So, this is your first name for me
00:03:52.000 Why is it so low?
00:03:56.000 Hold up, chat
00:03:58.000 Hold up
00:03:59.000 Hold up
00:04:00.000 Is this better, guys?
00:04:02.000 He's 17?
00:04:03.000 So, wait here, I gotta ask you a question
00:04:05.000 Who wanted you? 0.96
00:04:06.000 If you're the people that want him
00:04:07.000 He's right here, come get him
00:04:08.000 If you want me, come up for him too
00:04:09.000 They took a mugshot of me
00:04:10.000 How do I get it?
00:04:11.000 Like, whenever I type in my name
00:04:12.000 It doesn't pop up
00:04:13.000 There's some kind of public website
00:04:14.000 Or something you can go to
00:04:15.000 Cause everybody on the block
00:04:16.000 Doesn't think I actually went to the pen
00:04:17.000 And, like, if I don't show proof
00:04:18.000 They're not gonna
00:04:19.000 You can go to the pen
00:04:20.000 You know, I gotta, like, cool my secret
00:04:21.000 Stay out of the bathroom
00:04:22.000 Did I go to the house?
00:04:23.000 Hey, but what happens in the IHOP bathroom?
00:04:24.000 Stays in the IHOP bathroom
00:04:25.000 Stays in the IHOP bathroom
00:04:26.000 Stays in the IHOP bathroom
00:04:27.000 They're the people that want him
00:04:28.000 The people that want him
00:04:29.000 They're the people that want him
00:04:30.000 He's right here, come get him
00:04:31.000 They took a mugshot of me
00:04:32.000 How do I get it?
00:04:33.000 Like, whenever I type in my name
00:04:34.000 It doesn't pop up
00:04:35.000 There's some kind of public website
00:04:36.000 There's some kind of public website
00:04:37.000 Yeah
00:04:39.000 Hey, but what happens in the IHOP bathroom?
00:04:40.000 Stays in the IHOP bathroom
00:04:41.000 Stays in the IHOP bathroom
00:04:43.000 I said that you want me, come get me
00:04:44.000 I said that you want me, come get me
00:04:46.000 You said that you want me, come get me
00:04:48.000 You said that you want me, you said that you want me, can't get me
00:04:50.000 You would like the £ erfahrener?
00:04:54.000 I just broke out of jail
00:04:56.000 They ain't gonna catch me
00:04:57.000 You already know I broke out that slamer man 1.00
00:04:59.000 You said that you want me, come get me
00:05:02.000 You said that you want me, come get me
00:05:03.000 How alive, howstadt that you'm getting
00:05:04.000 Chad, that's too loud for me on my hand
00:05:05.000 Is this cool?
00:05:07.000 Say that you want me give me veto. I say since today's our first day out, even though we've been off for like a week
00:05:13.660 read my mind I
00:05:16.120 Was good with your boys man, so we back at the Renaissance Fair
00:05:18.820 I don't know how you guys did it
00:05:20.280 But you guys literally got the video to like 280 thousand likes like y'all think it's on some crack this
00:05:24.880 So I was supposed to call the captain back
00:05:27.600 But the thing was I lost his number but I had my assistant call back up here and literally
00:05:32.040 She didn't even tell them like who I was and everything all she said was like
00:05:34.720 There's this youtuber that wants to get in contact with the captain and the guy was like, oh, yeah
00:05:38.300 I just told you D on the come back up here. So I'm kind of scared like
00:05:41.680 Happen again, bro. No fucking way and took the video, but hopefully he took it good cuz I mean I'm not gonna lie 0.96
00:05:47.740 He was a W guy, but yeah, I'm reporting 0.99
00:05:50.860 Not even dressed properly. Well, I'm not gonna lie. They had professional raw dog emerge back in the day, huh?
00:05:56.240 No, I'm the Marcus 1.00
00:05:58.240 Dean on I'm the Marcus cousins the third or the fuck that you D on dude is someone pussy can you say like you know 1.00
00:06:03.480 Judy owns a pussy 1.00
00:06:05.160 You know the Marcus cousins runs and shit 1.00
00:06:15.640 Hey Brody, I gotta ask you bro. What is your workout program, man? Hey, I want to look as good as you at your age 0.99
00:06:20.720 I'm so high-shape right now. Do you eat the coochie? Is that how like your beard got so full? 0.75
00:06:26.600 See I'm not trying to eat it like after hearing about that walk. I don't what the fuck this guy. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm gonna get older 1.00
00:06:33.480 Oh, it drives up. That's right. Okay. Appreciate you big dog. I hope they get on your level
00:06:39.360 Huzzah, we are bad. I don't think our type of people were wearing these uniform
00:06:43.340 Yo
00:06:45.340 People ain't getting paid $22 now, right?
00:06:47.340 I
00:06:49.340 I don't know why every time I just come here like my inner child just unleashes
00:06:53.340 Captain the Marcus cousins the third is here. Where's the captain? We're in the 15th century. You can't take pictures
00:06:58.700 You don't you got two coins?
00:07:00.700 I'll give you my tip 1.00
00:07:02.380 You give me the tip your hairline is fucked up too. Have you seen the captain? 1.00
00:07:05.280 No 1.00
00:07:06.280 Fuck 1.00
00:07:07.280 Captain! I'm coming! 1.00
00:07:09.280 Are you here? Am I mine?
00:07:11.280 Guys, I'm late for the captain
00:07:12.280 I'm one of his assistants
00:07:13.280 No way. I'm late for work. Can I hop on the ship?
00:07:16.280 You contacted the fair
00:07:17.280 Yeah, we sent him a message occasion
00:07:18.280 Did he get it?
00:07:19.280 Yes
00:07:20.280 Let's go! 1.00
00:07:21.280 Guys, I'm telling you once I joined the ship, fuck this YouTube shit 1.00
00:07:25.280 Why are I saying cow? 1.00
00:07:26.280 I don't give a fuck that we hit two 0.99
00:07:27.280 To what? Oh, to her? 1.00
00:07:28.280 To the captain
00:07:29.280 Captain! I'm coming!
00:07:31.280 Yo, that's a W
00:07:52.280 Yo, that's a W
00:07:53.280 I'm so sorry
00:07:54.280 I lost your number. I'm so sorry
00:07:55.280 Well, fortunately, I got your email
00:07:57.280 So I understood that you were looking for us
00:07:59.280 If you're willing to make a little bit of time, you can help us do big things
00:08:01.280 I'm ready
00:08:02.280 You're ready?
00:08:03.280 I'm ready
00:08:04.280 You're Kyrie, you can be LeBron
00:08:06.280 Alright, sure
00:08:07.280 I need as many people at that auction
00:08:09.280 But more importantly, at the end of that show
00:08:11.280 We strictly take donations to raise money for the disabled veterans
00:08:14.280 I take this so serious
00:08:15.280 I don't want anybody to ever feel discriminated against
00:08:18.280 But when we come in here, we can be whoever we want to be
00:08:20.280 Because let me tell you, brother, I'm 50 years old
00:08:22.280 And I have been blessed
00:08:23.280 I do this full time as a living
00:08:25.280 I gave up a career as a registered nurse
00:08:27.280 Right now, my goal is to give back to the community
00:08:29.280 That's why we raise money for the veterans
00:08:31.280 And that's why I'm so thrilled 0.99
00:08:32.280 Aw, dude, what the fuck? 0.99
00:08:33.280 How do I donate, bro? 0.99
00:08:34.280 That you came in and that you are as passionate and energetic
00:08:38.280 Bro, how do I donate to this mother?
00:08:39.280 How do I donate, chat?
00:08:40.280 For real, how do I donate?
00:08:41.280 What time is the event today?
00:08:43.280 So, we do our auction every day at 4 o'clock
00:08:46.280 I'm a little disappointed you didn't wear the shirt that we got you
00:08:48.280 I was kinda hoping
00:08:49.280 I'm like, is he coming?
00:08:50.280 Is he coming?
00:08:51.280 I'm gonna call Gideon real quick
00:08:52.280 I'm gonna call Gideon real quick
00:08:54.280 I'm gonna tell him to get me that captain's wire info
00:08:56.280 To his bank
00:08:58.280 Or the company 0.99
00:08:59.280 What the fuck am I talking about? 0.99
00:09:00.280 Cuz 0.99
00:09:07.280 Gideon wished me a happy Thanksgiving too
00:09:09.280 I didn't say it back 1.00
00:09:10.280 Oh, that's so fucked up 0.99
00:09:32.280 Ego, no guys, no 1.00
00:09:34.280 Don't do that
00:09:36.280 Hey, I'm live
00:09:37.280 You wish me a good night with my family
00:09:39.280 I didn't see that
00:09:40.280 I'm so sorry, bro
00:09:41.280 Do you have a good Thanksgiving?
00:09:42.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:09:43.280 I'm sorry
00:09:44.280 Nah, yeah, I had a good Thanksgiving, Brody
00:09:46.280 Okay, good
00:09:47.280 The captain
00:09:48.280 Talking about like a GoFundMe or something
00:09:49.280 How do I get involved with that?
00:09:52.280 I'm gonna try to get my assistant involved with that
00:09:54.280 We're gonna do a video with it
00:09:56.280 So, whenever I get that video going
00:09:58.280 I'll have all the details in it
00:10:00.280 Let me know, bro
00:10:01.280 I'll literally fly out to film it, bro
00:10:02.280 I wanna be a part of that
00:10:04.280 I wanna, you know 0.99
00:10:06.280 Contribute to his fucking 0.99
00:10:07.280 Whatever he's talking about 1.00
00:10:08.280 Nah, man
00:10:09.280 The captain's a great guy
00:10:10.280 Like, definitely
00:10:11.280 I'll definitely keep you in touch with that information
00:10:14.280 And everybody else
00:10:15.280 Alright, man
00:10:16.280 I appreciate you, big bro
00:10:17.280 I love you
00:10:18.280 Why do you call me big bro?
00:10:19.280 You're older than me
00:10:20.280 How old are you?
00:10:21.280 21
00:10:22.280 I'm 20
00:10:23.280 What?
00:10:26.280 You're not 20
00:10:27.280 Yeah, I'm 20
00:10:28.280 I look at you so differently now 1.00
00:10:30.280 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:31.280 You're 20 1.00
00:10:33.280 You're big daddy, Aiden
00:10:36.280 Wait, what?
00:10:37.280 There's no way you're 20
00:10:39.280 Malia, I turned 21 December 12
00:10:42.280 What?
00:10:45.280 You got me beat a little bit
00:10:46.280 Cause what, you're October, right?
00:10:47.280 By a little bit
00:10:48.280 By a couple months
00:10:49.280 Alright, they're saying I'm leeching
00:10:50.280 So, instead of me leeching
00:10:52.280 Don't put me in the video
00:10:53.280 Just get me his GoFundMe
00:10:54.280 I'm gonna donate
00:10:55.280 And you don't even gotta say anything, okay?
00:10:56.280 Okay, bet
00:10:57.280 I appreciate you
00:10:58.280 Alright, alright, bye-bye 0.99
00:10:59.280 Weird ass fucking chat 1.00
00:11:01.280 Fucking weirdos, bro 1.00
00:11:02.280 I'm still gonna donate 1.00
00:11:03.280 Without even you guys knowing 1.00
00:11:04.280 So, fuck you 1.00
00:11:05.280 Joke's on you 1.00
00:11:06.280 Dress like a pirate
00:11:07.280 I'll go buy some trip right now
00:11:08.280 You don't need to
00:11:09.280 I'll tell you what
00:11:10.280 Am I leeching?
00:11:11.280 Am I leeching?
00:11:12.280 Because brother, you know what?
00:11:13.280 You are fine just the way you are
00:11:14.280 Thank you, Captain 1.00
00:11:15.280 I'll fuck with Captain 1.00
00:11:18.280 I'm really big bro, chat 1.00
00:11:19.280 Everyone take big bro Aiden to chat
00:11:21.280 I'm big bro
00:11:22.280 So this is booth 139
00:11:23.280 This is the pirate docks
00:11:24.280 This is where, you know
00:11:25.280 You were out front
00:11:26.280 And we were throwing the pearls
00:11:27.280 And having a good time
00:11:28.280 And everything else
00:11:29.280 Oh, trust me, I remember
00:11:30.280 I still have your pearl necklace
00:11:31.280 You wear it proudly?
00:11:32.280 No, I have them up in the safe
00:11:33.280 You know, I don't wanna get my chain snatched
00:11:35.280 I can probably get to Zootzu if you like
00:11:37.280 You gonna get me some new drip?
00:11:39.280 Let's go
00:11:40.280 I'm not low-bombing bro
00:11:41.280 My pockets run deep
00:11:42.280 I'm 5'11, but when I send all my money
00:11:43.280 I'm 6'6
00:11:44.280 Thank you for doing that
00:11:45.280 No, thank you guys for having me
00:11:47.280 Is this like the L.A. customs of the pirate world?
00:11:49.280 May I touch
00:11:50.280 Yes ma'am
00:11:51.280 Consent is important 0.50
00:11:52.280 Very
00:11:53.280 Do I have the gyat?
00:11:54.280 Yeah
00:11:55.280 Do what?
00:11:56.280 WGypsy for asking to touch 1.00
00:11:58.280 That's good consent
00:11:59.280 No, I'm talking about the, like, the gyat 1.00
00:12:01.280 Or the dump truck
00:12:03.280 Two girls, one pants 1.00
00:12:07.280 Two girls, one pants 1.00
00:12:09.280 It's gorgeous
00:12:10.280 Absolutely
00:12:11.280 Thank you
00:12:12.280 Thank you
00:12:13.280 Let's figure out how much this is
00:12:14.280 My lady
00:12:15.280 You look very handsome
00:12:16.280 Thank you
00:12:17.280 He had my Black Lives Matter discount 0.97
00:12:19.280 I don't know what that means
00:12:21.280 Oh my, my bad
00:12:22.280 I forgot
00:12:23.280 We don't have rights yet
00:12:24.280 Oh 0.98
00:12:25.280 Damn 0.99
00:12:26.280 My treasure boat is empty 1.00
00:12:27.280 Take out of my country
00:12:28.280 Because I am herbalist
00:12:29.280 And I practice
00:12:30.280 I understand
00:12:31.280 So you know it's bigger than black and white
00:12:33.280 And you know it's a problem with the whole way of life
00:12:35.280 Go back! 1.00
00:12:36.280 Shut up, bro 1.00
00:12:37.280 Shut up! 1.00
00:12:38.280 Take this baby steps, yes? 1.00
00:12:40.280 Damn 0.99
00:12:41.280 I feel good 0.98
00:12:42.280 You do look good though
00:12:43.280 Hey, you can't talk to me
00:12:44.280 I got a Gucci pirate drip
00:12:45.280 Hey, can you guys please not look at me?
00:12:47.280 I got Gucci pirate drip
00:12:49.280 No, bro
00:12:50.280 Stop, stop, stop 0.99
00:12:51.280 You guys are pissing me the fuck off 1.00
00:12:52.280 Stop! 1.00
00:12:53.280 Just let me watch the video
00:12:54.280 Yeah, thank you
00:12:55.280 Let me react 1.00
00:12:56.280 Fuck off 1.00
00:12:57.280 Let me fucking react 1.00
00:12:59.280 Thank you 1.00
00:13:00.280 Bitch 1.00
00:13:01.280 Is that
00:13:02.280 Is that
00:13:03.280 Is that the stuff?
00:13:04.280 It is
00:13:05.280 And that's her man
00:13:06.280 Sorry about what happened last time, man
00:13:07.280 No, you're not
00:13:08.280 You're filming it now for your next show 1.00
00:13:09.280 Bro, you're a piece of shit, bro 1.00
00:13:11.280 You're weird as fuck 1.00
00:13:14.280 534 1.00
00:13:15.280 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:16.280 534
00:13:17.280 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:21.280 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:22.280 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:24.280 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:26.280 Yo, I see it, see what?
00:13:27.280 właśnie
00:13:28.280 fourth
00:13:29.040 This Well, you've come here
00:13:30.280 more time
00:13:31.120 info
00:13:32.280 Sam
00:13:33.860 Oh 0.97
00:13:35.720 I'll give you my tit
00:13:37.100 If youmind 1.00
00:13:38.320 You give me the tit 0.99
00:13:40.100 You're hairline is f***ed up, too 0.97
00:13:41.100 Have you seen the captain? 0.95
00:13:42.100 What are you guys talking about?
00:13:44.100 You're a ton of
00:13:45.720 hanging fans
00:13:47.240 What is this?
00:13:48.060 Yo
00:13:49.300 I see it, see what
00:13:52.280 Yo, I see it, see what? 1.00
00:13:56.600 Fuck. 1.00
00:13:57.500 Captain! 1.00
00:13:58.440 I'm coming!
00:13:59.480 Career is a registered nurse.
00:14:00.900 Right now, my goal is to give back to the...
00:14:02.680 Stop, bro. 1.00
00:14:04.600 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:14:05.100 Tell her, then, what are they talking about, bro? 1.00
00:14:09.620 No, I'm talking about the, like... 1.00
00:14:10.920 I'm trying to watch it, you idiot! 1.00
00:14:13.700 Or the dump truck. 1.00
00:14:15.880 Yeah, how much...
00:14:17.380 Yeah, my Black Lives Matter discount. 1.00
00:14:20.240 Damn. 1.00
00:14:20.860 My treasure vault is empty. 0.99
00:14:22.280 Because I am herbalist and I practice, so...
00:14:25.180 I understand.
00:14:26.180 So you know it's bigger than black and white?
00:14:27.560 Yeah.
00:14:28.780 And you know it's a problem with the whole way of life.
00:14:31.540 But we can't change overnight.
00:14:33.740 It is baby steps, yes? 1.00
00:14:35.340 Damn. 0.99
00:14:36.340 I feel good. 0.99
00:14:37.700 You do look good, though.
00:14:38.700 Hey, you can't talk to me.
00:14:39.440 I got Gucci pirate drip.
00:14:41.200 Okay, thank you. 1.00
00:14:42.020 Fuck. 1.00
00:14:42.180 Hey, you guys, please don't look at me. 1.00
00:14:42.700 I got Gucci pirate drip.
00:14:44.020 Boss, baby, with the gifted subs. 0.99
00:14:46.820 I appreciate you, bro. 0.99
00:14:47.600 I love you so fucking much. 0.99
00:14:48.800 W, boss, with me the fucking chat, man. 1.00
00:14:50.860 Is that the social? 1.00
00:14:51.540 It is.
00:14:52.700 And that's her man.
00:14:53.840 Sorry about what happened last time, man.
00:14:55.280 No, you're not.
00:14:55.880 Bro, he really came up to you saying, I'm sorry, bro.
00:14:58.260 Like, you couldn't be a cool sport, bro, and just say, yo, you're good.
00:15:02.080 Go back.
00:15:02.680 No, no, stop.
00:15:03.320 Guys, I'm about to close off this video.
00:15:04.660 Stop, bro.
00:15:05.100 Stop.
00:15:05.340 No minute now for your next show.
00:15:07.080 You're not going to come and harass my employees anymore.
00:15:09.080 Bro, I work with y'all now.
00:15:10.540 We're all employees.
00:15:11.660 Congratulations.
00:15:12.280 Impress you not working with your Crocs.
00:15:14.300 Why are you like this my Crocs?
00:15:16.160 Because you're wearing highlighter yellow Crocs that are Renfair.
00:15:18.220 Oh, come on, man.
00:15:18.700 I don't got bands like you, bro.
00:15:19.920 Like, I'm just...
00:15:20.780 Bro, I want to end the beef.
00:15:22.640 No, you don't.
00:15:23.440 Yes, I do.
00:15:23.820 Bro, dab him up, bro.
00:15:25.420 No, bro.
00:15:26.100 It is.
00:15:26.760 What'd he say?
00:15:27.680 No, you don't.
00:15:28.500 Yes, I do.
00:15:28.880 it's all for your views dude no bro can i duel for your respect no if i beat you you respect me
00:15:35.380 no why do you hate me i don't hate you i know i was performing some w riz but like
00:15:39.880 you kind of cockblocked i'm not gonna lie that's fine but i was about to bag the messenger pigeon
00:15:45.420 i don't care bro can we please end this beef 0.91
00:15:47.560 then i challenge you to a duel meet me at five o'clock be there or be square i'll stay square 1.00
00:15:55.400 i think it's time for you to go i think it is time for you to go damn he got me fuck 1.00
00:16:00.820 it's just so funny because he seen it hey hey hey oh my gosh i love you no way yeah constant 1.00
00:16:08.860 eye right hell yes hey he watched me oh what a fake he got caught oh no that's bad hey was 0.57
00:16:17.880 that you rock bro hey man you're almost as dripped up nice as me i have a question when is the
00:16:21.480 last time he kissed your hand huh that's too long you paused way too long to answer that
00:16:27.640 boy but it's still your girl may i teach him the art of the hand kiss are we watching riz 1.00
00:16:31.980 there's no way this old fuck is about to just steal this guy's girlfriend 4k this boy's stealing 1.00
00:16:37.440 his girl and she falling for it i would fall for it too the fuck however you feel is a manly 1.00
00:16:41.820 no freaking way oh okay so when are they raw dogs can i get a hand kiss from me yeah you ready 1.00
00:16:52.840 oh come on it's a 15th century bro guys can kiss each other's hands let's put that wrist to good use 0.59
00:17:01.920 my lady you look so beautiful actually like i love your outfit
00:17:11.260 how did i say go back so beautiful man 1.00
00:17:15.600 bro y'all are so fucking y'all are crazy bro 1.00
00:17:20.640 no y'all are some bro this chat is so down bad bro 1.00
00:17:25.580 love your outfit on some crazy shit bro how did i say 0.99
00:17:28.660 did you see that w riz back there i'm sorry do you see that w riz 0.99
00:17:32.860 what is that my lord like the riz like i was oh lord what does rizzing mean like pulling
00:17:38.140 i'm sorry my lord i haven't had a proper education i don't know how to write
00:17:42.020 just come by hogwarts and we got you oh really full ride scholarship hey can i get a sword
00:17:45.960 of course how much this one's gonna be 28 my lord 28 pounds uh-huh
00:17:50.160 you can take cards i'm actually not supposed to because i don't know what plastic is
00:17:57.100 i'll pay you with apple pay i can't do that my lord i'm sorry dude she is really good at role 0.98
00:18:01.120 playing bro this girl's a very good rp w rp in the fucking chat 0.99
00:18:04.880 dude i am a pirate so i could just like steal that 0.98
00:18:07.260 well and it'll be in character
00:18:08.960 oh and i don't want to go back to jail
00:18:11.940 i don't want to go back to jail no i'm good
00:18:17.440 come to the pirates auction 4 p.m pirates auction 4 p.m
00:18:22.020 demarcus cousins the third my man that's good bro oh yo carson once man
00:18:26.500 oh step back here yeah okay you can stay
00:18:31.440 some of the shop owners called security on you and complaining about harassment
00:18:37.920 oh no it's the dude i went up to him i was like yo let's squash the beef
00:18:41.820 and he was like no you're just gonna record it like i literally have it all on video
00:18:44.680 i didn't say nothing rude to him at all what is your name by the way demarcus cousins the third
00:18:48.480 is that your real name yes sir whoa everybody put their hands in
00:19:03.880 no trouble on me no trouble on three one two three
00:19:06.520 no trouble let's go i don't want to go to jail again
00:19:08.920 what's good my merchant
00:19:11.180 can i please get a coconut can i put the hole in it
00:19:15.560 once you have it in there twist trust me brody i know how to bust a nut 0.99
00:19:21.000 oh shit she's a squirter thank you my brother 1.00
00:19:24.340 no problem my lord you got me going 1.00
00:19:26.660 coconuts oh my god have a nut-tastic day
00:19:31.020 don't bust any more nuts
00:19:33.660 that was good that was good pull one out for the dead homies 1.00
00:19:39.920 goby damn fuck tyrone fuck tyrone fuck tyrone fuck tyrone fuck tyrone 1.00
00:19:49.360 huh why are we fucking tyrone i don't give a fuck about tyrone 1.00
00:19:52.700 what did he do he's a bitch he saw my hairline this guy right here i watch him every fucking day 1.00
00:19:57.600 he's giving me confidence when i was at my lowest point watching his shit made me fucking want to be 1.00
00:20:02.860 someone with his life so honestly like he's funny and shit and i fucking love him but real talk bro 0.99
00:20:08.860 you really saved me when i was in dark space so real talk i appreciate that man 0.98
00:20:13.000 he's drunk but that's still a w 0.99
00:20:14.780 i don't even care if that makes this video or not that's just real shit 0.99
00:20:17.000 love you bro i love you man 0.96
00:20:18.920 appreciate you appreciate you i love you too bro
00:20:21.080 so after that speech can i get the black lives matter discount
00:20:23.680 i don't know if we do that
00:20:26.180 oh yeah i'm team england
00:20:31.260 want to take a picture
00:20:33.040 i love you baby thank you
00:20:36.600 no of course i love you too
00:20:38.140 bro i think your mom's hitting on me 1.00
00:20:39.320 w raise w 1.00
00:20:43.240 what's up what's up you suck 1.00
00:20:49.780 let's go 1.00
00:21:13.480 what you doing
00:21:19.980 where y'all boy at
00:21:28.640 i feel like i've seen this before am i getting deja vu there's no way that the same battle happened
00:21:34.800 appreciate you big dog hey man what happened
00:21:37.320 i got hit by a car 0.99
00:21:38.260 oh damn that's gonna work though 0.98
00:21:39.460 okay we're next baby i gotta have a picture with you he's cute right 0.99
00:21:43.580 i'm gonna start your mom bro 1.00
00:21:46.220 yo he had yo she wants she would yo chat do you guys think she would fuck him honestly do you guys think she would fuck him 1.00
00:21:51.800 what's up 1.00
00:21:53.620 pirates auction
00:21:54.960 4 o'clock
00:21:56.660 pirates auction
00:21:58.260 4 o'clock
00:21:59.800 i'm performing y'all should come
00:22:01.100 what's good g
00:22:01.740 the ops
00:22:03.260 i don't think they're looking at me
00:22:05.840 i don't know
00:22:06.860 am i in trouble
00:22:08.360 hey hey
00:22:09.280 come on man
00:22:10.580 you gotta come talk to you 1.00
00:22:11.680 oh damn 1.00
00:22:12.220 what do i do now 0.99
00:22:13.160 all right man
00:22:13.880 you can sit right here
00:22:14.620 all right
00:22:15.160 yep
00:22:15.580 is it if i ask uh
00:22:17.100 what happened
00:22:17.800 we got a complaint
00:22:19.100 you're yelling the f word
00:22:20.100 really loud
00:22:20.900 no
00:22:21.480 okay we got people saying that you work
00:22:23.440 oh
00:22:24.000 i ran to a couple fans right
00:22:25.720 but there's this guy
00:22:26.600 that like i had like made this diss track on
00:22:28.460 and the name of the diss track is 0.95
00:22:29.720 fuck tyrone 0.95
00:22:30.420 so whenever people that see me 1.00
00:22:31.800 know the video
00:22:32.840 they'll just be like 1.00
00:22:33.520 fuck tyrone 1.00
00:22:34.160 and we were like 1.00
00:22:34.620 fuck tyrone 1.00
00:22:35.100 okay 1.00
00:22:35.420 and that kind of went back and forth
00:22:36.740 yeah yeah yeah
00:22:37.360 so we were yelling like
00:22:38.240 just whenever they see me
00:22:39.020 they just went 1.00
00:22:39.360 fuck tyrone 1.00
00:22:39.980 it's like their way of telling me 1.00
00:22:41.020 like they watch the videos
00:22:42.020 and stuff like that
00:22:42.860 gotcha
00:22:43.340 do you realize by yelling
00:22:44.500 obscene word like that
00:22:45.700 it's also a violation
00:22:47.260 of state law
00:22:48.020 if it offends somebody
00:22:48.880 we're gonna issue a criminal
00:22:49.780 trespass warning
00:22:50.420 and we're gonna escort you
00:22:51.240 off the property
00:22:51.740 we were just
00:22:52.240 what
00:22:53.060 for saying 1.00
00:22:54.600 fuck 1.00
00:22:55.240 what 1.00
00:22:58.560 that's a thing
00:22:59.960 wait
00:23:01.020 what did you say
00:23:01.720 gotcha
00:23:04.380 we were just gonna go
00:23:13.540 through the thing
00:23:14.000 at four
00:23:14.500 and then after that
00:23:15.540 we were gonna leave
00:23:16.320 because
00:23:16.680 I just promised the captain
00:23:18.080 that I was gonna do that
00:23:19.000 for him
00:23:19.320 alright y'all
00:23:21.220 so
00:23:21.380 bro that is the most 1.00
00:23:22.600 stupid shit ever bro 1.00
00:23:24.420 so now he can't go back 1.00
00:23:26.720 onto that property 0.98
00:23:27.560 bro that is so fucking 0.99
00:23:30.520 weird to me bro 0.89
00:23:31.300 we just got
00:23:32.020 permanently
00:23:32.800 oh not permanently
00:23:33.600 banned
00:23:33.900 we're banned for a year
00:23:34.980 literally the reason
00:23:36.020 we're banned
00:23:36.380 was us
00:23:37.080 literally yelling 1.00
00:23:37.900 fuck tyrone 1.00
00:23:38.820 that's all we said 1.00
00:23:40.060 and it kicked us out
00:23:41.940 I blue balled the captain
00:23:42.900 that's the only reason
00:23:44.980 why I'm upset
00:23:45.560 because like
00:23:46.100 I know he was like
00:23:46.700 looking so much forward to us
00:23:48.060 and captain
00:23:48.380 if you're watching this
00:23:49.160 I'm so so sorry
00:23:50.140 but like literally
00:23:50.700 this was just out of my control
00:23:51.740 if they're gonna kick us out
00:23:52.620 for this
00:23:53.040 then like
00:23:53.660 it just was bound to happen
00:23:54.980 yeah
00:23:55.360 it could have been anything
00:23:56.720 but yeah y'all
00:23:57.480 I'm sorry
00:23:58.180 but I got fired
00:23:59.700 on my first day
00:24:00.520 hey man
00:24:01.000 if you guys enjoyed the video
00:24:01.680 be sure to hit that like button
00:24:02.500 subscribe and share
00:24:03.380 let's get this video
00:24:04.300 to 200,000 likes
00:24:05.360 for the captain man
00:24:06.260 also don't say anything bad
00:24:07.360 about the renaissance
00:24:07.920 because it's really
00:24:09.060 not their fault
00:24:09.820 and if you say
00:24:10.360 for the end of the video
00:24:11.240 spam up
00:24:12.300 I love you captain
00:24:13.120 in the comment section
00:24:13.760 so I know you guys
00:24:14.320 watched the whole video
00:24:15.100 yeah man
00:24:15.640 I'm not gonna lie
00:24:16.060 I'm really bummed out
00:24:16.880 I'm kind of upset
00:24:17.740 but we still got a good video
00:24:19.400 out the way
00:24:20.080 so I'm gonna see you guys later
00:24:21.320 peace 0.98
00:24:22.460 damn bro 1.00
00:24:25.020 that's fucked bro 1.00
00:24:30.440 thank you everyone 0.99
00:24:33.240 for the love and support
00:24:34.120 I'm sad that we now
00:24:35.560 get to perform together
00:24:36.180 I would have been blessed
00:24:36.880 for so many reasons
00:24:37.440 for those that have come to a fair
00:24:38.660 and say I love you
00:24:39.500 touch her deeply
00:24:39.960 I can only hope
00:24:40.700 that we have a chance
00:24:41.180 to try this again next year
00:24:42.240 I hope that everyone
00:24:42.760 has had a wonderful
00:24:43.320 sit and safe holiday
00:24:44.020 please take it yourselves
00:24:44.720 and each other
00:24:45.220 with warm disregard
00:24:47.120 to the blessings captain
00:24:47.900 oh that's a W bro
00:24:49.320 fire bro
00:24:51.100 fire