Adin Live - June 17, 2022


Adin Reacts to Jidion Playing for the Houston Astros!


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

174.14107

Word Count

2,590

Sentence Count

404

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the Astros, NBA, and much much more! We also have a special guest on the pod, Aiden, who throws the first pitch at the Astros game in his hometown of Houston, TX.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm in this stupid line, you probably won't make it there.
00:00:03.260 One of the officers say they won't smoke with me, you don't want to take it there.
00:00:06.220 What's good? This is your all-American dream, baby Ruth.
00:00:09.360 Jid on.
00:00:10.280 Dion, why are you dressed up like this?
00:00:13.020 You know you're not about that ball life.
00:00:14.720 I'm about all ball life.
00:00:15.860 All right, bro, who's literally a baseball fan in this chat, though, bro?
00:00:18.380 Like, who actually watches baseball?
00:00:24.200 Okay, bet.
00:00:25.300 What's your favorite team?
00:00:28.560 Exactly.
00:00:28.960 I care about all balls, from basketball to football to baseball.
00:00:33.980 Anything with the word ball in it, I'm on that.
00:00:36.540 And I mean, I'm on that.
00:00:38.220 But no, in all seriousness, Houston Astros want me to throw off the first pitch at their game and stuff like that.
00:00:44.120 That's like a huge honor.
00:00:45.420 And it's my hometown, so, like, I'm dummy excited.
00:00:47.920 But I have a bad reputation of throwing things.
00:00:50.380 You know, I need to hone in on my ball-throwing skills and stuff like that.
00:00:53.120 So I got my assistant to find, like, a little league team.
00:00:55.900 We're about to go over there.
00:00:56.700 They're going to show me how to handle some balls.
00:00:58.140 Oh, I shouldn't say that.
00:00:59.220 Yeah.
00:01:00.100 Yo!
00:01:00.460 I know you guys not used to the setup or anything like that.
00:01:04.420 But, hey, we have to make it happen because today's video was sponsored by SeatGeek.
00:01:08.360 Yeah, nah, they're not paying me the bag.
00:01:10.540 So, unfortunately, we will be skipping.
00:01:11.920 SeatGeek, you can pay me the bag, though, bro.
00:01:13.240 I would love to promote you guys.
00:01:14.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:01:15.860 You just have to reach out to my management team.
00:01:18.740 And I can get one, too.
00:01:20.320 Matter of fact, let me hit my manager and let him know that I want one.
00:01:25.120 Let me just sit here.
00:01:25.840 I want SeatGeek.
00:01:29.140 All right, bro.
00:01:29.620 What the fuck is going on in my house, bro?
00:01:32.040 Is Jack, like, is Casper here?
00:01:34.900 Bro, my lights, bro.
00:01:43.660 All right, hold on.
00:01:44.280 Let me just say...
00:01:45.620 I want SeatGeek.
00:01:47.440 Map on their app.
00:01:48.380 You can literally look and see where you're going to be sitting to make sure that you have
00:01:51.580 the best view possible.
00:01:53.160 Or you could do NFL games.
00:01:55.060 You could do UFC fights.
00:01:56.440 You could do...
00:01:56.920 Oh, shit.
00:02:00.740 We can make it work, though.
00:02:01.660 We can make it work.
00:02:04.980 Oh!
00:02:08.080 Pre-Eddie call?
00:02:09.080 What do you mean Eddie said no?
00:02:11.940 What do you mean...
00:02:12.420 Bro, what are y'all talking about, bro?
00:02:14.020 Aiden, Ron, look, it's a knife.
00:02:15.240 If you're a weird mile.
00:02:16.560 Wait, how do I do it?
00:02:18.900 Bro, Eddie is not my daddy, bro.
00:02:21.960 Eddie is not my daddy, bro.
00:02:23.800 Like...
00:02:24.200 He's my king.
00:02:26.720 Yo, what's up, coach?
00:02:27.900 I'm ready, man.
00:02:29.540 I'm ready to take one of these boys' spots.
00:02:32.240 They're all out here.
00:02:33.020 They said they're ready for you.
00:02:34.000 I was born on a leap year, so it's all good.
00:02:35.520 All right.
00:02:36.140 So, I'm throwing the first pitch out at the Astros game.
00:02:39.280 And there's been a lot of people that...
00:02:40.400 Even Michael Jordan messed up on it, you know?
00:02:42.100 You definitely don't want to be that guy.
00:02:43.700 Don't want to be 50 cents.
00:02:44.540 Wait, what happened with Michael Jordan and 50 cents?
00:02:47.460 Saw that.
00:02:48.260 They fucked up.
00:02:48.720 End of the wind up in his first offering.
00:02:50.180 Yeah!
00:02:50.880 No way you missed that bad, bro.
00:02:52.180 There's no fucking way he missed that bad, bro.
00:02:54.340 There's literally no way.
00:02:55.700 That's what...
00:02:56.340 I saw that.
00:02:57.360 End of the wind up in his first offering.
00:02:59.400 Bro.
00:03:00.520 Oh, brother.
00:03:01.700 Just a bit outside.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, don't be that guy.
00:03:03.940 I don't want to be that guy.
00:03:05.280 Like, I'm him.
00:03:06.140 I'm not him, you know?
00:03:07.120 Yeah.
00:03:07.420 So, I just need you guys to get me right and stuff like that.
00:03:09.300 I just want to go through a practice because I never played baseball before.
00:03:11.540 Cousins.
00:03:12.160 Don't walk out there with a helmet like that.
00:03:13.460 Oh, okay.
00:03:14.000 Cool.
00:03:16.520 My bad, coach.
00:03:17.200 I'm sorry.
00:03:18.740 Demarcus.
00:03:19.220 You're going to warm up with me?
00:03:21.160 All right.
00:03:21.500 So, what do you got to do?
00:03:22.880 We need to get loose or something?
00:03:23.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:24.200 I got to get loose.
00:03:24.840 All right.
00:03:25.120 How do we stretch?
00:03:26.000 So, open up wide.
00:03:27.420 Bend down.
00:03:29.420 Oh, my bad.
00:03:30.460 Ooh.
00:03:31.120 Now, just touch the floor.
00:03:32.460 Okay.
00:03:32.720 Just lean back.
00:03:34.600 Yo!
00:03:35.360 Hey, yo!
00:03:36.000 I'm not Amber Heard.
00:03:42.320 Yo!
00:03:44.980 What did Amber Heard even do with poop?
00:03:46.660 I don't understand.
00:03:49.060 Aiden fans.
00:03:50.000 Solomon Adi was right.
00:03:50.860 I knew it, bro.
00:03:51.540 Y'all are weird.
00:03:57.260 Amber Heard?
00:03:57.940 More like Amber Turd.
00:04:00.760 Cringe, I know.
00:04:01.740 Dick in my butt.
00:04:02.460 How do you get the gritty?
00:04:09.440 I forgot.
00:04:09.860 How do you guys do it?
00:04:12.320 Bro, I'm not Kai.
00:04:13.140 I can't get sturdy.
00:04:14.080 Kai would have been.
00:04:16.120 Word.
00:04:16.920 So, when's the part that I get the girls?
00:04:18.560 Oh, shit, bro.
00:04:19.820 They're going to be in the stands.
00:04:20.720 Oh, they're going to be in the stands?
00:04:21.460 Yeah.
00:04:21.660 So, do I just give them the ball?
00:04:22.580 Yeah.
00:04:23.020 Okay, bet, bet, bet.
00:04:23.580 Throw the ball and blow them a kiss.
00:04:24.780 Yeah.
00:04:25.040 You got to blow them a kiss.
00:04:28.920 Aiden what, dude?
00:04:32.460 Good throw.
00:04:35.380 Good catch, bro.
00:04:37.840 What's the hardest sport to play, would y'all say, bro?
00:04:43.840 Baseball, I feel like, is mad easy, bro.
00:04:48.240 There's only so much I can do, coach.
00:04:50.540 You're weird.
00:04:56.080 Give me some love, y'all.
00:04:56.860 This is the one.
00:04:57.280 This is the one.
00:04:57.620 Baseball is not the hardest sport, bro.
00:05:13.320 Gideon's great with the kids.
00:05:14.820 I feel like boxing is probably the hardest sport, bro.
00:05:17.580 You think I'm ready, coach?
00:05:18.400 What do y'all think, Chad?
00:05:19.180 Boxing?
00:05:19.700 Go get him.
00:05:20.260 Go get him.
00:05:21.440 Hey, wait.
00:05:22.080 Hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:05:22.940 So, I didn't know this, but my manager here, I promised you guys $1,000.
00:05:26.100 He actually did that out the kindness of his heart.
00:05:27.860 I didn't even know.
00:05:28.600 So, I can't let him one-up me, so I want to give you guys $2,000.
00:05:32.020 You guys are here for equipment, trips, and stuff like that, but I appreciate it, man.
00:05:35.820 Hey, man.
00:05:36.380 Appreciate y'all boys, man.
00:05:37.340 Nah, group hug, bro.
00:05:38.100 Group hug, bro.
00:05:41.480 You put in work with the team today.
00:05:42.880 Yo.
00:05:43.380 So, you get your own ring for today.
00:05:44.300 Coach, nah, that's too much.
00:05:45.820 I don't deserve this, coach.
00:05:46.680 You got it.
00:05:47.060 You put the work in today, you're part of the team.
00:05:49.080 There's no other baseball team that I want to be with, man.
00:05:50.980 Yeah.
00:05:51.320 Guys, this is, like, the first trophy I ever got for, like, sports, so, like, this actually
00:05:56.460 means the world.
00:05:59.100 I got, like, a bronze medal once.
00:06:02.300 Houston Astros game day.
00:06:04.860 Be honest, John.
00:06:05.820 Do you think I'm going to fluff it?
00:06:07.140 All right, bro.
00:06:07.600 If y'all know baseball, name three MLB players that play on Astros, bro.
00:06:10.500 You can't.
00:06:10.960 Three, two, one.
00:06:11.920 See?
00:06:12.200 Can't do it.
00:06:12.660 I can only name two fucking MLB players in the whole league.
00:06:17.820 Aaron Judge and Derek Carr.
00:06:18.900 That's it.
00:06:19.640 Or, no, no, sorry.
00:06:20.260 Fucking Derek Carr plays with the Raiders.
00:06:22.080 Aaron Judge and Matsui.
00:06:25.520 I don't know if he still plays.
00:06:26.500 He's playing for the Yankees.
00:06:27.700 Staying out because you're my manager, right?
00:06:28.980 No, no, no.
00:06:29.600 I'm sorry.
00:06:29.860 Or, fuck, what's his name, bro?
00:06:32.760 Fisher?
00:06:34.320 Trout.
00:06:34.760 Trout.
00:06:37.140 I'm not going to lie, man.
00:06:38.220 I'm kind of nervous.
00:06:39.220 I have the nervous shits.
00:06:40.320 Whenever I do something big, I get the nervous shits.
00:06:41.740 Who's the best MLB player right now?
00:06:43.000 Is it still Derek Carr?
00:06:43.920 I think I'll be the first person to throw a pitch and shit myself.
00:06:46.280 That'll be history.
00:06:47.000 Hey, guys.
00:06:48.020 I'm throwing the first pitch.
00:06:49.660 Wish me luck.
00:06:52.180 Woo.
00:06:53.980 Aw.
00:06:55.200 Wish me luck, big bro.
00:06:56.280 Hey, you do it, man.
00:06:57.460 I love you.
00:06:58.120 You do you, too.
00:06:58.900 Throwing the first pitch.
00:06:59.540 Trout is.
00:07:00.760 Thank you, man.
00:07:03.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:05.400 Whoa, that's fire.
00:07:06.700 Oh, my gosh.
00:07:07.580 Would have been way better with the 69, but I love it.
00:07:10.320 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:07:11.500 I appreciate you guys for the opportunity.
00:07:15.520 I've been practicing, bro.
00:07:16.880 I hit on my local softball team.
00:07:19.340 Oh, what was I going to say?
00:07:20.940 Wait, so Curry.
00:07:23.700 What about Curry?
00:07:24.300 So who's the best, um, do something gay?
00:07:31.620 What the fuck?
00:07:34.420 It was they champs.
00:07:35.360 Who's the best at, like, hitting the bat?
00:07:37.400 Am I the first YouTuber to throw at the Astros?
00:07:39.560 Potentially.
00:07:40.320 Potentially.
00:07:41.260 We'll just say yeah.
00:07:45.080 First one to throw a strike, right?
00:07:46.420 It's Aaron Judge, so he's the GOAT.
00:07:47.860 Definitely not going to fluff it.
00:07:48.860 I trained with a Little League team.
00:07:49.900 They said it was pretty far.
00:07:52.220 60?
00:07:54.320 You guys are going to make me throw my shoulder out.
00:07:56.420 Hey, man, big shout-out to you boys, man.
00:07:57.660 Without y'all, this, like, would never have happened.
00:07:59.840 Like, this is probably, like, the second coolest moment of my life.
00:08:02.500 I don't even know my grandpa.
00:08:03.700 Like, nothing's ever going to top that.
00:08:04.940 That's fire.
00:08:06.500 WGD on the chat, bro.
00:08:07.720 Oh, shit.
00:08:08.980 You guys following me in this direction?
00:08:10.160 Hey, let's get this up here real quick.
00:08:11.000 No way, no way, no way.
00:08:12.260 All right, all right, hold on.
00:08:14.040 Oh, my God.
00:08:14.680 Appreciate you guys.
00:08:16.540 Hey, how you doing?
00:08:17.340 How you doing?
00:08:17.620 Good, good, good.
00:08:18.200 Good to meet you.
00:08:19.700 Nice to meet you.
00:08:20.320 Bro, look at this, V.
00:08:21.920 Just crazy.
00:08:23.660 Damn.
00:08:24.000 They didn't want me.
00:08:25.240 What's the capacity of a baseball arena?
00:08:27.880 Nah, they all want me.
00:08:29.220 I need you to hop on right now.
00:08:30.900 Well, they got your boy right, man.
00:08:31.920 They got your boy right.
00:08:32.780 I don't care what TV you're on.
00:08:34.000 Go on TV right now.
00:08:35.240 Your boy's throwing the first pitch at the Astros game.
00:08:37.480 Fucking, it's a blessing come true.
00:08:38.860 That's so fun.
00:08:39.260 I love you guys.
00:08:39.940 Thank you guys so much.
00:08:41.000 Bro, I'm cheesing right now.
00:08:42.500 I'm cheesing.
00:08:42.840 I'm, like, hella excited.
00:08:44.240 Westros in the chat.
00:08:45.260 All right, y'all.
00:08:45.880 Go on and tune in.
00:08:46.760 Tune in.
00:08:47.160 Tune in.
00:08:47.540 First pitch.
00:08:48.080 First pitch.
00:08:48.540 Wait, someone said Dodgers all day.
00:08:49.880 Fuck you.
00:08:50.420 After you throw the first pitch to orbit, there's going to be a authenticator that'll come out.
00:08:55.580 He'll put a sticker on the ball just showing that the pitch was thrown here.
00:08:58.720 It'll be all official, all that good stuff.
00:09:00.560 Like I saw on eBay, right?
00:09:02.780 I'm not going to lie.
00:09:03.360 I'm down bad right now.
00:09:04.280 James has been coming to Houston after he lost in the series.
00:09:07.300 Ship clubs ain't cheap, you know what I mean?
00:09:08.760 Which MLB cheated, chat, in the finals?
00:09:16.040 The Astros?
00:09:17.280 How'd they cheat again?
00:09:18.120 What'd they do to cheat?
00:09:20.440 Let's go.
00:09:20.920 I got you, coach.
00:09:22.280 This is for you.
00:09:23.220 I feel like having them here, I added even more pressure.
00:09:26.940 Orbit, this is for you.
00:09:28.560 You can go ahead and walk out.
00:09:29.440 What do you mean the trash cans?
00:09:31.640 What'd they do with them?
00:09:32.300 Stole signs and trash cans?
00:09:33.400 I don't get it.
00:09:35.120 What'd they do?
00:09:36.380 I don't understand.
00:09:38.160 They took signs from the...
00:09:41.200 They banged cans?
00:09:42.700 I don't understand.
00:09:43.440 I don't get...
00:09:43.920 What does that mean, bro?
00:09:44.560 I don't understand how they cheat.
00:09:45.520 I don't know baseball.
00:09:47.720 They make signals.
00:09:50.180 Deleted the ball.
00:09:52.900 Predicted the pitches.
00:09:53.660 What do you mean?
00:09:58.420 Hold...
00:09:58.700 Alright, I'll...
00:10:10.420 I don't understand, bro.
00:10:11.840 What are you talking...
00:10:12.240 I don't know how they...
00:10:13.100 They hit trash cans to...
00:10:14.920 How do they cheat?
00:10:18.720 Batman got the sponsor of hell.
00:10:23.660 That wasn't that bad.
00:10:32.400 And the throw wasn't that bad.
00:10:33.520 It was a little high outside.
00:10:34.700 Bro, shut up.
00:10:36.500 That do good?
00:10:38.380 Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you guys.
00:10:39.960 I'm signed to Prime.
00:10:41.620 How you doing?
00:10:43.160 I'm doing great.
00:10:43.960 Got my Prime.
00:10:44.740 I'm in my Prime.
00:10:45.720 Can't complain.
00:10:47.160 Drink Prime.
00:10:53.660 With my hooligans.
00:11:00.960 What's good, big dog?
00:11:02.860 How'd I do?
00:11:03.620 Pretty good, bro.
00:11:04.380 Pretty good, pretty good.
00:11:06.400 What's good, y'all?
00:11:07.420 You guys having fun?
00:11:08.540 Your pitch was great.
00:11:09.460 That's my pitch here.
00:11:11.160 Ah!
00:11:13.400 I was like, don't fucking...
00:11:15.120 Don't miss him.
00:11:15.880 Ah, he got it.
00:11:16.780 So what do you give me, like,
00:11:17.400 let's go from one to ten?
00:11:18.420 I give you about a good...
00:11:19.800 Seven and a half.
00:11:20.420 Seven and a half.
00:11:20.740 Yeah.
00:11:21.040 That's what he gave me.
00:11:21.820 Okay, I'll take that.
00:11:22.780 Seven and a half.
00:11:23.680 I had a friend in high school
00:11:25.040 who could pitch, like,
00:11:25.780 110 miles per hour.
00:11:27.540 It was crazy as fuck.
00:11:30.100 First one?
00:11:30.840 Yeah, you take that every day, baby.
00:11:32.400 First of many.
00:11:33.220 Hey, bud, let's get a picture, y'all.
00:11:34.240 Let's get a picture.
00:11:35.060 Everybody, let's go.
00:11:36.180 One-tenth cap?
00:11:37.220 Okay, so then what was it?
00:11:39.500 It was some crazy shit, bro.
00:11:41.340 In high school?
00:11:41.980 Okay, so what's reasonable?
00:11:43.880 Like, 95, 100?
00:11:46.100 You know what?
00:11:46.460 I'm a hooligan,
00:11:46.960 so we're gonna go hooligans.
00:11:47.720 Hooligans on me.
00:11:48.380 Hooligans on three.
00:11:49.200 One, two, three.
00:11:49.900 Hooligans!
00:11:51.200 Hey, y'all boys be safe, man.
00:11:53.180 Thank you, man.
00:11:53.560 Have a good one.
00:11:54.140 You too.
00:11:55.860 Next week?
00:11:56.660 The boys finally leaving the country.
00:11:58.200 I'm leaving the country, my man.
00:11:59.500 Oh, he's showing, like,
00:12:00.680 that's sick.
00:12:01.400 He's showing, like,
00:12:01.780 like, next happening
00:12:03.700 on Gideon's channel.
00:12:04.540 Let's fire, bro.
00:12:05.760 To Dion International.
00:12:08.920 Beautiful.
00:12:09.240 Woo!
00:12:12.420 No!
00:12:13.340 Yo!
00:12:14.180 I can't get the credit.
00:12:15.520 I don't need to smell the weed.
00:12:17.720 Yo!
00:12:20.500 Yo!
00:12:21.440 All right, look.
00:12:22.160 It's lights outside for a reason.
00:12:23.680 It's time to get on some fucking, um...
00:12:27.960 So you understand?
00:12:29.560 How long is the video, though?
00:12:30.420 So we now have a lot of allegations
00:12:34.480 and confirmation
00:12:35.260 that the Astros were using
00:12:37.080 a video camera
00:12:38.180 to cheat and steal pitches.
00:12:40.960 An opposing pitcher,
00:12:41.920 Danny Farquaad,
00:12:42.760 don't know if I said that right,
00:12:44.080 he said...
00:12:44.340 By the way...
00:12:44.540 It was a banging from the dugout.
00:12:46.320 Almost like a bat...
00:12:47.460 Is it 100% true?
00:12:48.840 Is this, like, 100% true?
00:12:50.340 ...hitting the bat rack
00:12:51.360 every time a change-up signal
00:12:52.960 got put down.
00:12:54.100 I found the footage.
00:12:55.680 Let's watch it.
00:12:56.500 Here we go.
00:12:57.080 He has since used...
00:12:59.760 Bang.
00:13:00.240 That one was very slight.
00:13:02.080 But he takes the change-up.
00:13:03.340 Now, Farquaad looking good.
00:13:05.000 Let's see.
00:13:06.200 Fastball.
00:13:07.300 No bang at all.
00:13:09.680 Takes it.
00:13:10.620 Next pitch.
00:13:11.580 There's the change-up.
00:13:12.780 What?
00:13:14.200 Bang.
00:13:14.780 I don't get it.
00:13:15.940 Takes it.
00:13:17.020 There was the off speed.
00:13:17.880 I literally don't understand.
00:13:19.320 What?
00:13:19.500 What's going on here?
00:13:20.780 Now look.
00:13:23.860 Fastball outside.
00:13:25.540 So quick.
00:13:26.520 Two signs.
00:13:27.580 Geared up for the fastball.
00:13:28.960 Fouls it off.
00:13:29.680 Next pitch.
00:13:30.000 Bro.
00:13:30.500 Am I the only one?
00:13:31.240 Change-up.
00:13:32.340 Does anybody else understand?
00:13:33.680 Did you not understand?
00:13:34.660 Do you understand?
00:13:35.220 Yes or no?
00:13:36.500 The bang is telling you the pitch.
00:13:37.860 Who's the bang?
00:13:38.940 Who's banging?
00:13:39.760 Who?
00:13:40.360 Him?
00:13:41.160 This guy right here is bang?
00:13:45.340 Bang.
00:13:45.940 Bang.
00:13:46.660 That sequence is so upsetting.
00:13:48.360 There's no way that is done
00:13:50.400 without technology.
00:13:51.540 How fast they get the bangs
00:13:53.240 after the sign goes down.
00:13:54.380 And watch it again.
00:13:55.180 It's so fast.
00:13:55.620 Dude, I don't get it, bro.
00:14:02.560 Okay, no, I get it.
00:14:03.500 Okay, so basically I have a question.
00:14:04.860 Are these players like in the NFL?
00:14:06.400 Like, are they mic'd up?
00:14:07.260 Like, do they have like, um,
00:14:09.100 earpiece and shit?
00:14:12.320 Yes?
00:14:12.760 Okay, then that, yeah,
00:14:13.500 that makes sense then.
00:14:17.560 That's, I mean, just upsetting.
00:14:18.900 Now they try to do sequence.
00:14:20.420 It's like he's fingering his pussy.
00:14:21.480 First side fastball.
00:14:23.140 No bang.
00:14:25.600 Tries to foul it off.
00:14:26.880 Oh, no, they don't.
00:14:27.800 Well, I don't understand.
00:14:28.700 What the fuck?
00:14:29.220 This shit doesn't make any sense.
00:14:30.220 This shit doesn't make any sense.
00:14:39.000 Or?
00:14:39.360 Well, yeah.
00:14:43.360 I don't think so.
00:14:46.240 Oh, no.
00:14:46.960 What?
00:14:47.340 Here we go.
00:14:48.040 Here we go.
00:14:48.540 There we go.
00:14:48.720 Okay.
00:14:49.120 I don't think so.
00:14:49.780 Okay, so try it all out.
00:14:50.360 Something close.
00:14:50.820 I can, shall I get it all?
00:14:51.260 Am I feel it?
00:14:51.740 Oh, you know what?