Adin Live - November 24, 2021


Adin Reacts to JiDion Vape Patrol!


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

201.05203

Word Count

3,045

Sentence Count

276

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

On this episode of the boys are joined by special guest Zane to discuss a variety of topics. The guys talk about the recent events that have gone down in the world of sports and pop culture.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Me and him are like close you can't call the police no but it's black lives matter month
00:00:07.440 Like it was Asian
00:00:14.580 This is a collect call from
00:00:20.300 Individual at Paris County jail you may start the conversation now
00:00:30.000 Guess who's going to jail tonight
00:00:33.000 What the f**k
00:00:33.820 I'm gonna post a crime tonight
00:00:36.320 Oh
00:00:38.320 Oh
00:00:38.820 Yeah
00:00:39.600 Skate
00:00:40.320 Skate
00:00:41.140 Skate
00:00:41.840 Oh
00:00:42.460 I'm in the zoo with the lions and apes and bears
00:00:44.840 You probably won't make it there
00:00:46.040 All of the ops and they say they won't smoke with me
00:00:47.940 You don't want to take it there
00:00:49.060 Alright so this is bad milf that just went to the restroom real quick
00:00:51.780 And she asked us to get out there for whenever it's
00:00:53.620 This dude right here is the best YouTuber out right now
00:00:57.800 The best YouTuber out right now
00:00:59.800 I don't care what anybody says he's the funniest YouTuber out right now
00:01:03.840 And it's just a fact bro
00:01:05.180 Nobody's f**king with him
00:01:06.420 As of right now I just gotta give credit to where it's due
00:01:09.460 I see it bro
00:01:11.260 He is hilarious bro
00:01:13.620 This dude is genuinely hilarious
00:01:15.720 Like actually very funny
00:01:17.620 At first I'm not gonna lie
00:01:19.820 I did like this was like probably like a couple months
00:01:22.400 A couple months ago
00:01:23.360 Like I was like yo like
00:01:25.300 What the f**k am I watching
00:01:27.460 But now it's like I get it
00:01:28.900 You have to understand the humor
00:01:30.240 And I get it bro
00:01:31.380 I get it
00:01:32.940 It's f**king hilarious bro
00:01:34.820 This dude is a f**king
00:01:36.020 Comedian bro
00:01:38.060 It's ready
00:01:39.060 Zayn baby
00:01:40.740 I'm gonna use this opportunity
00:01:42.980 To hold on to her order
00:01:44.440 Then she's gonna see me
00:01:45.440 And her hormones are just gonna go crazy
00:01:47.460 Wait is that her order?
00:01:48.580 Yeah
00:01:48.720 Oh s**t
00:01:49.300 314 is very very important
00:01:50.900 It belongs to a milf so
00:01:52.180 Time is of the essence
00:01:53.100 Thank you so much
00:01:54.100 Can you blow it a kiss real quick
00:01:55.460 To make sure it tastes better
00:01:56.660 Can you blow it a kiss to make sure it tastes better?
00:01:59.180 I want to make sure that she gets all her nutrients and stuff
00:02:01.580 I feel like she's the type of girl
00:02:02.760 Even if she's using the restroom
00:02:04.120 She doesn't make it stink
00:02:05.340 You wouldn't even know
00:02:06.080 That she just took a massive dump in there
00:02:08.240 Thank you very much
00:02:10.720 She called him papi?
00:02:13.120 Do you want me to like get your number
00:02:14.040 Like in case you ever need me to like
00:02:15.340 Hold on to your food again?
00:02:16.400 I don't understand you
00:02:17.820 You were speaking to me so slowly
00:02:19.440 Ah my phone number
00:02:22.620 Yeah
00:02:22.940 We got Google Translate so we can
00:02:26.400 This isn't gonna be an opposite
00:02:27.920 No way he pulled a random
00:02:29.060 Eliana
00:02:30.280 Eliana that's beautiful
00:02:31.760 Eliana
00:02:32.620 Bonita
00:02:33.560 Bonita
00:02:34.160 Are you married?
00:02:36.440 Yes I have three times
00:02:37.620 Bro Zane shut the f**k up
00:02:39.180 Gracias
00:02:41.680 Okay what's your name?
00:02:43.680 Demarcus
00:02:44.080 Bro she really keeps calling him papi?
00:02:45.540 Get the f**k out of here
00:02:46.460 Nice to meet you
00:02:48.380 Nice to meet you too
00:02:49.080 Kiss again?
00:02:49.920 Till next time
00:02:50.540 Yo
00:02:51.480 Bye
00:02:52.440 You better have got his d**k wet
00:02:53.900 I said spam them W's in the chat
00:02:57.020 The room's gonna smell like Bidisi tonight
00:02:59.760 Hey excuse me sir
00:03:02.400 Are you a pilot?
00:03:03.700 I have a question
00:03:04.680 Cause this is my first time flying
00:03:06.180 Yeah
00:03:06.560 I was just wondering like
00:03:08.080 Where's the mile high club at?
00:03:10.640 Like
00:03:10.820 I didn't see an option on the website
00:03:13.240 You need to stop it
00:03:14.360 You gotta find it in the very back bathroom
00:03:16.560 Is it in the cockpit with you?
00:03:18.240 Is that where the party is?
00:03:19.440 Hey yo
00:03:19.800 Yo
00:03:20.540 Oh we're about to do a porno
00:03:22.700 Oh word?
00:03:23.900 Yeah
00:03:24.140 Like it's gonna start with us getting picked up in the car
00:03:26.800 There's gonna be like foreplay in the car
00:03:28.320 Then once we get to the mansion
00:03:29.320 That's when it's gonna get into like the real stuff
00:03:31.240 You get it by all means
00:03:32.220 Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:03:33.120 You should peep it out
00:03:34.260 What's the website?
00:03:35.040 Bigdickbitch.com
00:03:35.980 Bigdickbitch.com
00:03:38.120 Okay
00:03:38.460 Where's the mansion at?
00:03:39.740 Where's the mansion?
00:03:40.840 Over in the hills
00:03:41.600 In here in Atlanta
00:03:42.480 Okay
00:03:43.140 Did you want to pull through?
00:03:44.360 Yeah yeah
00:03:44.760 Where's the pooling down?
00:03:45.920 Shit like right now
00:03:46.720 This dude is horny bro
00:03:48.460 This dude is horny
00:03:49.720 Yeah I'm not gonna lie
00:03:49.880 We're looking for micro ones right now
00:03:51.640 It's micro week
00:03:52.800 Come on this shit
00:03:53.800 Go to Uzi man
00:03:55.300 Oh my god man
00:03:57.100 It's been too long man
00:03:58.220 It's been too long man
00:03:59.920 So shit man
00:04:00.600 What you been up to bro?
00:04:01.600 Hey man there's 10 strippers at the crib man
00:04:03.500 You fucking capped man
00:04:05.160 Nah I'm capped
00:04:05.660 We're gonna be annoying hall monitors
00:04:09.240 So we gotta dress the part and everything
00:04:11.080 No va-
00:04:12.300 Oh we need this
00:04:13.640 You know they're all gonna be vaping
00:04:15.320 Wow
00:04:15.740 I think you're lowkey more of a menace than me
00:04:17.540 Top of the morning
00:04:18.400 Top of the morning
00:04:19.160 Top of the morning
00:04:19.700 You're a menace to society
00:04:20.880 You're the menace to society
00:04:22.360 I'm just a friendly neighborhood menace
00:04:24.000 Oh Mr. D. Post said it was cool
00:04:28.600 Yeah
00:04:29.880 Me and him are like close
00:04:31.180 You can't call the police
00:04:33.400 I can't for this
00:04:34.840 No but it's Black Lives Matter month
00:04:36.200 No that's not how it works
00:04:37.600 Like if it was Asian pride month
00:04:38.780 Then you would have to let it stop
00:04:39.440 Yo bro
00:04:40.260 Like bro how do you think of that shit
00:04:42.540 Whoa sir sir you have to stop
00:04:44.900 Sir you have to stop
00:04:45.760 Sir
00:04:46.060 Sir
00:04:46.800 Sir
00:04:47.800 Ow
00:04:49.260 Ow
00:04:49.980 Ow
00:04:50.620 He has the old airpods
00:04:53.000 Yo why is he not stopping
00:04:54.280 My back put on you
00:04:56.160 Call me Jalen Ramsey
00:04:57.280 What the fuck are you doing?
00:04:57.640 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:04:58.880 What the fuck
00:04:59.500 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:05:00.500 Whoa whoa whoa no problem
00:05:01.300 Back off
00:05:02.380 No you're in trouble
00:05:03.940 You're in trouble bro
00:05:04.720 I felt so bad
00:05:05.660 Haha
00:05:06.580 Hey, what's good man?
00:05:07.620 Come here
00:05:08.360 Don't be afraid of bro
00:05:09.280 What's good bro?
00:05:10.320 Bro stop saying Aiden
00:05:11.520 Like bro
00:05:12.500 Bro nah y'all are so fucking weird bro
00:05:14.720 So weird
00:05:16.060 That's like it's rate
00:05:17.220 That's racist bro
00:05:18.900 Y'all are weird as fuck
00:05:20.380 It depends what are you gonna do with it
00:05:21.820 I just wanna hit
00:05:22.520 Nah bro
00:05:23.420 Listen if you didn't have the sign I would
00:05:25.880 Hey man let me get a hit bro
00:05:27.320 Nah I don't trust that sort of
00:05:28.700 Let me get a hit
00:05:29.120 What flavor is it?
00:05:29.780 It's menthol
00:05:30.300 Oh, it's menthol.
00:05:31.200 Zane, you're weird as fuck.
00:05:32.100 You get the worst one out of all of them.
00:05:33.580 You see the sign?
00:05:35.040 No smoking, no vaping.
00:05:36.180 Can you keep taking a seat right here, me, young sir?
00:05:37.980 Only because I'm curious to see where this is going.
00:05:40.040 The only thing we smoke is that Andre Iguodala pack.
00:05:41.960 If it's not that, then we don't smoke it.
00:05:43.620 I'm not laughing.
00:05:44.440 I'm not laughing.
00:05:45.180 Here, I'm not going to take it from you.
00:05:46.600 I'm not going to confiscate it.
00:05:47.480 Let me just see it real quick.
00:05:48.200 Let me just see it.
00:05:51.460 This is going to be the end of you.
00:05:52.760 What's your name?
00:05:53.340 I'm Tyler, man.
00:05:54.040 Since we smoking?
00:05:58.540 You see?
00:05:59.400 I love it.
00:06:00.300 I'm dying with you.
00:06:02.120 You break that vape right now,
00:06:03.460 I'm sending you $100 to start off your life.
00:06:05.720 I'll do it for free, but I'm not going to take it from you.
00:06:07.420 Break it for free.
00:06:08.180 Throw it on the ground.
00:06:09.380 Step on it.
00:06:10.120 Get the first step.
00:06:10.980 Yeah!
00:06:14.520 Bro, that whistle is loud as fuck.
00:06:16.460 I'm going to fucking punt this bitch.
00:06:21.860 He said no to my life.
00:06:25.500 Are you guys almost done with your guys' whatever this is?
00:06:28.420 Because we were supposed to have a hall monitor meeting in here.
00:06:31.060 We, like, rented it out for this time.
00:06:35.580 We do this for y'all, you know?
00:06:37.900 Why is he filming us?
00:06:39.720 No, he's filming us.
00:06:41.120 You're not the main character we are.
00:06:44.520 Right now, I'm not feeling safe.
00:06:46.480 Like, you girls can stay, but Brody got to go.
00:06:49.800 You know, we don't want it to be a sausage fest.
00:06:52.200 All right, so Mr. Sanat, this is what's going on on campus.
00:06:54.620 This, right here, this is the green zone.
00:06:56.680 Everybody's happy.
00:06:57.400 These are the vain.
00:06:57.780 Bro, stop saying Aiden!
00:07:00.300 Bro, like, I don't even have the same energy as these fucking nerds.
00:07:03.260 Bro, stop, bro, stop.
00:07:04.880 Bro, Jadion, guys, because I thought Jadion was in New York,
00:07:07.880 because he posted that shit on a story.
00:07:09.380 So I literally hit him, and I was like, yo, you're in New York.
00:07:12.300 And, um, and, uh, what's it called, bro?
00:07:15.980 Um, fucking, he said, nah, nah, I'm in Houston.
00:07:18.860 And I was like, okay, that's fine.
00:07:20.560 And then he's like, you're the first person I'm hitting up when I'm in New York.
00:07:22.780 And he said, I'm coming soon.
00:07:24.060 I'll do a stream.
00:07:25.300 He said, we'll do a video.
00:07:27.100 And by that time, I'll have my YouTube shit going.
00:07:29.060 Bro, it'll be good, bro.
00:07:30.320 I want to clap with him.
00:07:31.380 This is my future clap, bro.
00:07:32.400 He's hilarious, bro.
00:07:34.980 We are one school.
00:07:36.600 If we come together as one,
00:07:38.420 we'll be fine.
00:07:39.480 What do you guys think?
00:07:40.040 Who do you guys think's right in this situation?
00:07:42.420 Who do you, what do you think should happen?
00:07:43.880 I think we got a test tomorrow.
00:07:44.880 We're going to do this.
00:07:46.220 Oh, what's y'all major?
00:07:47.200 What class?
00:07:47.760 We're in pharmacy school.
00:07:49.480 Oh, for real?
00:07:49.860 I majored in pharmacy.
00:07:51.020 I know how to do all the perkies and the Adderall.
00:07:53.340 Like, fuck it.
00:07:54.740 I'm a beast at that shit.
00:07:55.980 Future and Lil Baby, those are my, those are my dudes.
00:07:58.720 Smack back into it, nigga.
00:07:59.900 Okay, my bad, my bad.
00:08:00.740 Damn.
00:08:01.160 Okay, okay.
00:08:01.960 Should we, like, circumcise it?
00:08:03.240 Guys, funny.
00:08:04.120 Or should we go uncircumcised?
00:08:05.100 Nah, they're broad.
00:08:05.760 I feel like that dude's going to snitch.
00:08:07.180 Oh, no.
00:08:07.740 No protection.
00:08:08.500 No protection.
00:08:08.800 We're raw-dogging it all day, every day.
00:08:10.300 That's the game plan.
00:08:11.200 All right, let's do it.
00:08:16.460 What are you doing?
00:08:17.580 You know what's going on.
00:08:18.800 Let's cut the bullshit.
00:08:20.400 Where's your mask?
00:08:21.440 My backpack.
00:08:22.580 Can you put no?
00:08:23.080 I don't have no mask.
00:08:23.740 Oh, you don't have no mask?
00:08:25.080 No.
00:08:25.420 Fuck the bullshit bullshit.
00:08:26.440 Where's your vape?
00:08:27.380 I'd be tootin', I'd be fartin', bro.
00:08:29.580 I might be...
00:08:30.260 Bro, what the fuck are you talking about, nigga?
00:08:32.840 Listen, where's the mask?
00:08:34.940 Where your mask at?
00:08:36.560 Where your mask at?
00:08:37.520 Bro, I'm triple vaxxed.
00:08:38.780 If I didn't put out that patch, man, I updated myself.
00:08:41.460 Oh, Jacksonville State Farm is good.
00:08:43.660 No.
00:08:44.360 Are y'all coming around busting study dreams?
00:08:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:47.280 Bro, that dude really snitched, bro.
00:08:49.100 Yo, Stepson with a 20 gift.
00:08:50.500 That's a W Twitch name.
00:08:51.600 W Stepson in the chat.
00:08:52.840 What are you doing, Stepson?
00:08:54.840 I used to...
00:08:55.560 The funny thing is, I feel like if I was a girl, I would watch Stepdad fuck Stepson all day
00:08:59.580 if I was a girl.
00:09:01.620 Hey, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
00:09:02.360 That kid is a snitch, bro.
00:09:03.440 We've been getting a lot of response.
00:09:04.580 No vaping.
00:09:05.280 Oh, okay.
00:09:05.880 We're doing your job.
00:09:06.480 Zane, you're weird as fuck, and that's why Ed has better pussy than you.
00:09:09.500 That's why you're jealous putting dots.
00:09:11.160 That's why everyone in this chat would rather fuck Ed than you.
00:09:13.500 You're pussy's ass.
00:09:14.920 Your brother's pussy's amazing.
00:09:16.760 Fuck you, bitch.
00:09:17.640 You're ugly as shit.
00:09:19.040 Your do-rag doesn't even fit your head, and you have fake waves, and you smoke cigarettes.
00:09:22.740 And I'll beat the shit out of you, bitch.
00:09:24.360 Naomi on...
00:09:26.360 You're weird as fuck, bro.
00:09:29.840 Before you...
00:09:30.360 Well, I'm gonna have to ask y'all not to do that.
00:09:32.460 No, no, no.
00:09:32.780 It's a new protocol.
00:09:33.540 I wasn't updated on this, so...
00:09:35.600 Oh, you want me to get my counselor?
00:09:37.380 Sure.
00:09:37.980 You're weird as fuck.
00:09:39.120 Nah, bro.
00:09:39.880 Where's your mask?
00:09:41.740 In my pocket.
00:09:42.980 Can you put it on, please?
00:09:44.540 They don't even have masks on.
00:09:46.960 I apologize.
00:09:47.920 Are you at least vaccinated?
00:09:49.180 Yes.
00:09:49.760 Are you triple vaccinated?
00:09:51.180 Not yet.
00:09:51.700 Can you, like, just, like, do the vampire and, like, cover your mouth?
00:09:54.280 Can you throw your mouth real quick, because we don't feel safe?
00:09:56.360 We don't feel safe right now.
00:09:57.740 You guys would like to follow me, and we'll go down to the security desk.
00:10:00.120 Do you listen to the future?
00:10:01.560 No.
00:10:02.440 Then why are you going mask off, then?
00:10:04.200 You can only go mask off if you listen to the future.
00:10:06.300 Even though I'm triple vaxed, you know, just gonna cop me a one real quick.
00:10:10.440 But yeah, Jackson, man, I'm not gonna lie.
00:10:11.760 A lot of people are upset for vaping.
00:10:13.140 So you guys said you had a counselor here in the building that had approved this?
00:10:16.100 Never said he was here in the building.
00:10:17.140 I said he was here.
00:10:17.960 I'll tell him to come over.
00:10:19.000 I'm gonna ask you to leave the MLC now, and if you don't comply, we'll have you GAPD come in and remove you.
00:10:23.440 Yeah, I don't want to get GAPD.
00:10:24.380 Yeah.
00:10:24.980 I'm gonna just dip out.
00:10:25.900 All right.
00:10:26.340 All right, keep that message in there.
00:10:30.360 Bro, the whistle.
00:10:31.160 They got a pop of Yui.
00:10:32.280 It's a Honda fit.
00:10:33.400 Zane, you're so fucking weird, bro.
00:10:35.520 I didn't know that you told me to tell me to tell me to do it.
00:10:43.380 Bro, no way they're doing this.
00:10:45.280 Is there any way we can get the black lady in the back up to the front?
00:10:47.460 Can I bring all the black patrons up to the front real quick?
00:10:50.800 Hey, WGD on.
00:10:51.840 You got some seats ready for y'all.
00:10:52.960 It's not the early 1900s.
00:10:54.320 Come on, y'all.
00:10:54.920 We've been free.
00:10:55.840 You can come from the back.
00:10:57.320 They want to stay.
00:10:58.100 They want to stay.
00:11:00.200 Break them out.
00:11:00.820 They changed my system.
00:11:03.060 You can keep it going.
00:11:04.020 You're crazy.
00:11:04.680 They don't want me free.
00:11:05.840 They're crazy.
00:11:06.580 I like it.
00:11:07.120 Yo, he is crazy.
00:11:10.400 Kind of like she got a picture of it.
00:11:11.560 I appreciate you guys.
00:11:12.540 No, I got you.
00:11:13.180 Yo, Bradley, man.
00:11:37.140 That's my wife, bro.
00:11:37.920 So, you're not under arrest at this point.
00:11:39.720 You're being detained.
00:11:40.340 This cop is cool.
00:11:42.160 This cop is weird as fuck.
00:11:44.100 Okay.
00:11:44.640 What's your name and date of birth, man?
00:11:45.740 My trap name or like my real name?
00:11:47.460 As it appears on your license.
00:11:48.600 My real name is J to the big I.
00:11:50.640 And then like the D is capital.
00:11:52.040 And lowercase O.
00:11:53.080 And you know the second president's last name?
00:11:55.720 Nope.
00:11:56.400 Oh, it's Quincy Adams.
00:11:57.600 So, just drop Adams in there.
00:11:59.380 A-D-A-M-S.
00:12:00.580 What's your birthday, man?
00:12:01.360 I'm a Sagittarius.
00:12:03.380 Don't know what that means.
00:12:04.460 Oh, you don't know about signs?
00:12:05.700 Nope.
00:12:06.100 Oh, I'm a December baby.
00:12:08.080 Is he a sergeant?
00:12:09.060 Yes, sir.
00:12:09.740 That's a big body, all right?
00:12:10.780 I just can't go to jail.
00:12:12.000 Like, I just can't.
00:12:13.680 We're not talking about any jail.
00:12:15.220 Are you a student or not?
00:12:16.200 Yes or no?
00:12:16.660 Oh, no, but I will be soon.
00:12:17.800 Okay, great.
00:12:18.520 Now we're working somewhere.
00:12:19.520 We just need to know what's going on.
00:12:22.180 Oh, we're just home owners.
00:12:23.320 When you're saying your-
00:12:23.840 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
00:12:25.660 That means like we make sure there's no vaping or smoking or any crazy activity going on in campus.
00:12:32.020 Okay.
00:12:32.160 Bro, I really, really want fucking-
00:12:34.260 You know what would be hilarious, bro?
00:12:37.960 You guys want to be really funny?
00:12:41.080 Say what?
00:12:41.740 I want you guys to say what.
00:12:50.020 What?
00:12:50.340 I forgot what I was gonna say.
00:12:57.980 Who gave you the permission to do that?
00:13:00.080 God.
00:13:00.900 Okay, God did.
00:13:02.040 Yeah.
00:13:02.440 I'm a Christian as well.
00:13:03.740 I believe in God.
00:13:04.520 If we do get arrested-
00:13:05.400 Hey, this is a W cop, though.
00:13:06.740 Can't God post my bell tonight?
00:13:08.000 You're not being arrested.
00:13:09.040 If you want to film on campus, you're welcome to film.
00:13:11.540 But if you're going into buildings, that's when it's gonna cause some issues.
00:13:14.540 Guess who's not going to jail tonight?
00:13:16.500 I'm good that you clear my suspicion.
00:13:18.740 I wish you the best.
00:13:20.500 Hey, that's an A now.
00:13:21.360 He's a W.
00:13:22.280 We're gonna keep these hallways safe for you.
00:13:28.380 Get out the way!
00:13:29.640 Hey, go!
00:13:30.380 Go!
00:13:30.900 Everybody get up!
00:13:31.620 Get up!
00:13:32.080 Go!
00:13:32.400 Go!
00:13:32.880 Go!
00:13:33.480 Go!
00:13:33.820 Go!
00:13:35.160 Yo!
00:13:36.520 Take me violation!
00:13:37.440 Take me violation!
00:13:38.940 What the fuck?
00:13:40.120 No games, no games.
00:13:41.300 No games, no games.
00:13:42.020 We are not phased-rugging it.
00:13:43.220 This is real.
00:13:43.880 Serious protocol.
00:13:44.740 Is everybody okay?
00:13:45.940 Everybody's fine?
00:13:46.520 We just want to make sure everybody's fine.
00:13:47.500 Hey, excuse me, ladies.
00:13:48.420 Let the heroes go first, but thank y'all.
00:13:50.000 Hey, we do it for y'all.
00:13:50.880 Can the heroes get a plate?
00:13:51.900 Uh, absolutely not.
00:13:53.480 We all sponsored everything.
00:13:55.100 Did you?
00:13:55.920 Yeah.
00:13:56.920 Talk to one of the girls over there.
00:13:58.980 Chad, do you guys like Georgia accents on girls?
00:14:01.080 Yes or no?
00:14:01.440 Be honest right now.
00:14:02.060 Yes or no?
00:14:02.440 Do you guys like Georgia accents?
00:14:04.160 Yeah, the girl over there told us to come here.
00:14:06.000 Hey, bro, can I just, like, cop the salad?
00:14:07.240 Nobody's gonna eat that.
00:14:08.340 Uh, this is the last little bit of it.
00:14:10.180 Okay, I'll just cop some mashed potatoes.
00:14:11.320 And I'll get the Black Lives Matter chicken.
00:14:16.660 Appreciate y'all.
00:14:17.780 I did not just get food.
00:14:19.940 You want it?
00:14:20.980 Hell yes!
00:14:21.860 This is real.
00:14:22.560 I got you.
00:14:24.120 You can have it.
00:14:24.740 I haven't ate it yet.
00:14:25.800 Can I get one bite?
00:14:26.380 So why are you eating my mashed potatoes?
00:14:30.220 Oh, um.
00:14:31.020 They gave it to him.
00:14:31.720 Yeah.
00:14:32.240 Who was they?
00:14:32.840 They slash them.
00:14:33.760 That's our pronouns.
00:14:34.580 I'm in charge.
00:14:35.620 Oh, you're in charge?
00:14:36.280 Yeah.
00:14:36.600 But you weren't behind the table.
00:14:37.420 Oh, nice to meet you.
00:14:38.200 Yeah.
00:14:39.220 The Marcus Cousins.
00:14:39.780 What's your name?
00:14:40.540 I'm Hannah.
00:14:41.300 Oh, I heard about you, Hannah.
00:14:42.460 Hannah Baker?
00:14:43.060 No way.
00:14:43.960 That's Hannah Baker.
00:14:44.780 Oh, my God.
00:14:45.180 From 13 Reasons Why.
00:14:47.660 Can I get a picture?
00:14:49.120 No.
00:14:49.940 All right, there goes the 14th reason.
00:14:51.340 Oh, we're well past 14 reasons.
00:14:53.220 I got all the rest from here.
00:14:54.520 You sure?
00:14:54.800 Don't call us.
00:14:56.800 I won't.
00:14:57.460 Okay.
00:14:58.020 Thank you.
00:14:58.880 Have a great day.
00:14:59.880 If you raw dog it up, just call us and we'll come back.
00:15:02.260 Okay, sounds great.
00:15:02.980 I will.
00:15:03.360 I love you, Hannah Baker.
00:15:04.140 I've never seen that many white girls in my life.
00:15:05.940 For reals.
00:15:06.920 I don't even smell.
00:15:07.640 I don't care, not for real though.