Adin Live - November 25, 2021


Adin Reacts to Nelk We Met Our New Girlfriend's Parents and They Hated Us!


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

188.5709

Word Count

4,083

Sentence Count

524

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and prank their parents and try to make them laugh. They play a game called "Meet the Parents" where they pretend to be their own parents and tell them about their new love interest.


Transcript

00:00:00.200 I feel like liberals...
00:00:01.660 I feel like you just need to get...
00:00:03.520 I'm judging...
00:00:04.760 Kyle's a demon for bringing up that politics shit.
00:00:07.400 For your decisions...
00:00:09.240 These are not...
00:00:11.800 Alright, so...
00:00:14.180 This?
00:00:14.420 This is the meet the parents prank.
00:00:16.120 What's up, Pops?
00:00:16.900 Yeah, come on.
00:00:17.460 I mean, a lot of people would say drug deal business.
00:00:20.140 I can't leave the house right now.
00:00:21.440 Why is that?
00:00:22.140 I'm on house arrest right now.
00:00:23.180 Can we leave now before I lose it?
00:00:25.180 Here, come on.
00:00:26.200 No, I'll get...
00:00:27.520 I thought this was your job.
00:00:28.600 We're just...
00:00:29.360 What kind of bullshit is this?
00:00:31.540 Oh, shit.
00:00:32.280 So this is...
00:00:32.720 Okay, let me...
00:00:33.380 Club Christmas decorations.
00:00:38.100 Huh?
00:00:38.440 What the fuck are you doing?
00:00:39.580 Shit.
00:00:40.240 What are you doing?
00:00:41.160 You're having some fun.
00:00:42.160 You're putting head from a reindeer?
00:00:43.640 Yeah, well, it is what it is.
00:00:45.680 He's 21.
00:00:46.740 It looks like a sheep.
00:00:47.840 Oh, he's 21.
00:00:48.480 He told me.
00:00:49.320 Alright, well, let me just show the parents.
00:00:51.140 Oh, no, boys, merch.
00:00:52.400 Buddy, you don't do this.
00:00:53.160 Yeah, get out of here.
00:00:53.920 Why do they keep doing that?
00:00:55.100 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:00:57.140 This guy keeps closing.
00:00:57.880 You want to show it?
00:00:58.460 Show it.
00:00:58.680 Alright, boys, merch is ready.
00:01:00.480 This Monday, November 22.
00:01:03.060 Oh, you fucker.
00:01:04.020 It's not this Monday.
00:01:05.020 It's today.
00:01:05.500 Oh, it's today.
00:01:06.240 Alright, boys, so if you guys are watching this...
00:01:08.540 To what?
00:01:10.060 We want to, like, come over for dinner and pretend to be your boyfriend.
00:01:15.100 So, Salim's going to do a shot.
00:01:16.620 I'm going to do a shot.
00:01:17.660 And we're going to pretend to be these girls' boyfriends.
00:01:20.520 We're going to act like hood and shit.
00:01:22.240 But I want to say, too, Adrian's been fucking slaying all these videos.
00:01:26.300 Appreciate it.
00:01:26.700 And Jason and Griffin.
00:01:28.080 What's up?
00:01:28.780 Hi, I'm Jesse.
00:01:29.560 Nice to meet you.
00:01:30.200 Nice to see you.
00:01:30.980 So, is your parents, like, very, like, strict?
00:01:33.360 Or what are they?
00:01:34.420 My dad's pretty calm.
00:01:36.320 My mom's more of, like, the crazy-looking guy, you know?
00:01:39.380 I won't intend to, like, disrespect, but, like, it will be disrespect, and I won't.
00:01:43.160 But this is so funny.
00:01:44.480 So, what's the background?
00:01:45.620 You saw the story?
00:01:46.600 So, I just sent my thing to the email, and I sent pictures of my mom and dad, and then
00:01:52.420 they sent me back up, like, literally, like, two weeks ago, probably.
00:01:55.400 What did you tell your parents?
00:01:56.980 So, I just told my dad, my mom and my dad, that I'm dating someone.
00:02:01.900 They both live here?
00:02:02.680 No, they're separated, but they're, like, cool with each other.
00:02:05.560 Is this one of them live here?
00:02:06.980 Oh, my dad, my dad.
00:02:07.960 Yeah, that's my dad.
00:02:08.980 Oh, my dad.
00:02:09.200 Oh, my dad.
00:02:09.920 Yeah, that's my dad.
00:02:10.740 Oh, my dad.
00:02:11.100 Oh, my dad.
00:02:11.620 Oh, my dad.
00:02:12.200 Oh, my dad.
00:02:12.780 Give a photo of him.
00:02:14.020 He's little.
00:02:15.440 Pre-pranked.
00:02:16.120 Yeah, go through the back.
00:02:18.300 Oh, he's like, I'm nervous, man.
00:02:20.080 You guys see how he walks.
00:02:21.540 Hi, man.
00:02:22.840 Hi.
00:02:24.640 He's on this.
00:02:25.260 Oh, I'm cool.
00:02:26.860 Okay, he's on this.
00:02:27.740 What is?
00:02:28.240 He's different.
00:02:29.360 Yeah, come on.
00:02:30.440 Good to see you.
00:02:31.160 Good to see you, my man.
00:02:32.680 How's it going?
00:02:33.080 This is Marvin.
00:02:33.980 How you doing?
00:02:34.940 I'm Luis.
00:02:35.460 I'm Marvin.
00:02:36.660 Nice to meet you.
00:02:37.540 Yeah, and he got food for us, so.
00:02:39.560 Yeah, I've been hustling a lot, so.
00:02:41.280 Oh, really?
00:02:41.700 Yeah, hustling a lot.
00:02:42.900 I've been busting my ass in the streets for, yeah, the last couple weeks.
00:02:47.360 I, like, took over my, like, dad's business.
00:02:49.280 I'm basically delivering here and there, like, just walking down the street.
00:02:52.320 Whatever you think is good for you is good.
00:02:54.740 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:55.460 That's the side.
00:02:56.080 It's good.
00:02:56.480 I mean, I'm my own entrepreneur, so, yeah.
00:02:59.380 I'm basically my own boss.
00:03:00.840 First priority is her.
00:03:01.940 Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:03:03.080 Yeah, I'm going to have her, I'm going to introduce my parents to her.
00:03:05.660 Yeah.
00:03:05.920 To Jill, so.
00:03:07.340 And, like, see him.
00:03:08.180 You don't have to be afraid of him.
00:03:09.640 It's me, you got to worry about it.
00:03:10.840 How long have you guys been married for?
00:03:12.260 Oh, they're not together.
00:03:13.220 Not together.
00:03:13.520 Oh, you guys aren't?
00:03:14.240 Oh, okay, okay.
00:03:15.580 Yeah, I don't believe in marriage as well.
00:03:18.040 I'm, like, more, yeah, I don't really believe in marriage.
00:03:20.160 Yes, you do.
00:03:20.280 No, I mean, I can't.
00:03:21.740 You know, you always got to keep your options open.
00:03:23.720 Yeah.
00:03:24.240 Yeah, you always got to keep your options open.
00:03:26.100 I like to look at it as, like, a business in a way.
00:03:29.060 You know, that's how I grew up.
00:03:30.360 What's best for you in a way?
00:03:31.880 You know what I mean?
00:03:32.480 That's, I learned that from Steve Harvey.
00:03:34.580 I think my boy's there with the Uber Eats.
00:03:37.320 Yeah, my nigga's outside.
00:03:40.260 If you don't mind.
00:03:43.660 What's good, G?
00:03:44.560 Bye-bye.
00:03:46.400 Thanks for picking this up.
00:03:47.680 Appreciate it.
00:03:48.120 Anything you need, I got you, bro.
00:03:49.280 What the fuck?
00:03:50.580 You picked it up down the street?
00:03:51.960 Yeah.
00:03:52.540 All right.
00:03:53.200 I got some for later.
00:03:55.640 Hold up, bro.
00:03:57.760 Y'all are really spamming the fuck out of Jake Paul.
00:04:00.100 What?
00:04:00.240 What did Jake Paul do?
00:04:03.840 What the fuck did he do?
00:04:06.780 What the fuck did Jake Paul do?
00:04:12.920 The press conference.
00:04:14.220 He's where he's trolling.
00:04:16.400 What the fuck?
00:04:17.020 Which one are you talking about?
00:04:20.400 Which one y'all talking about?
00:04:26.940 LLL.
00:04:27.480 All right, bro.
00:04:27.860 Let's see what the fucking Discord.
00:04:29.500 How do I get back to you guys' videos?
00:04:31.800 Hold up.
00:04:34.060 I'm not going to lie.
00:04:34.780 I'm just going to get on Cobb, bro.
00:04:35.760 I'm just going to get on Cobb if we can't find any fucking videos.
00:04:39.840 Where the fuck is...
00:04:41.560 There it is.
00:04:42.460 Reactions.
00:04:42.940 Thank you.
00:04:54.780 It might be that time, chat.
00:04:56.060 Wait, what's this?
00:04:56.680 Somebody needs to take this and...
00:05:00.860 And, you know...
00:05:03.400 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:05:23.400 I'm a star, who are you, you're not me, I can see, the things that we, all been through, she's not new, and my money, like my hair is all blue, I got my hair, actually too, I don't know, who's gonna shoot, I'm a duck, like I'm JB, but they know, that I go crazy,
00:05:53.400 I'm this shit, but I'm not JT, I pulled up, like Patrick Swayze, what's that mean, I'm gonna go see, things they know, it's about my brain, we turn my toes, look at me, I'll be the host, yeah, I went to my new crib, and my shit came with a host, look at her, yeah, I can post her, yeah,
00:06:21.300 I am a blue room, yeah, I am a shoulder, yeah, this is a three-star, what do you mean, yo, Aiden's hair is green, yo,
00:06:35.480 It's not the same shirt, bitch.
00:06:54.760 Hey, that shit, shout out to Orr, that shit is crazy,
00:07:04.580 Alright, y'all said go back to the video and watch the second one,
00:07:09.940 What are you doing with the Uber Eats, yeah,
00:07:12.100 I'm, I'm kind of like a doctor,
00:07:16.040 Do you mind me maybe just tossing, or just get here, sorry, just to be safe,
00:07:22.620 Thanks, I'll do some too.
00:07:27.400 How far, uh, how far was the drive?
00:07:29.740 20 minutes.
00:07:30.360 20 minutes?
00:07:31.280 Yeah, not bad.
00:07:32.140 This is my old stomping around us.
00:07:33.520 Is it?
00:07:34.320 Yeah, I've been stomping around here a lot, we can sit here if you guys want.
00:07:37.180 Bro, give me something else to react to, bro.
00:07:39.580 Like, shut up, bitch.
00:07:43.240 Thanks for coming over, guys.
00:07:45.200 Is there a cat?
00:07:46.400 No, we got like five dogs.
00:07:48.800 Who's we?
00:07:49.260 Uh, I got a couple boys, uh, me and all my bloodas, we, we grew up together.
00:07:54.680 They live here, we all work together, too.
00:07:57.160 Where's that at?
00:07:57.860 It's like some entrepreneur stuff.
00:07:59.380 Oh, okay.
00:08:00.100 Yeah, I was actually, um, I'm just doing volunteer stuff a lot now.
00:08:04.400 I volunteer for, um, like Gavin Newsom for the campaign.
00:08:09.040 I'm sorry for you.
00:08:10.000 Yeah.
00:08:10.560 Oh, you don't like him?
00:08:11.480 No.
00:08:12.120 No?
00:08:12.960 No, not a fan of him.
00:08:14.220 He has, he has a good, he has like nice hair though, too, I think.
00:08:17.200 His hair's all right, but his policies suck.
00:08:20.660 I thought you liked Newsom though, babe, don't you, Newsom?
00:08:23.000 No.
00:08:23.240 Yeah, I do.
00:08:24.300 You do not?
00:08:25.160 What are you talking about?
00:08:26.660 Dad.
00:08:27.300 Yes, I do.
00:08:28.300 She didn't vote on the recall.
00:08:30.060 Yeah, I didn't vote on the recall.
00:08:30.740 Who the fuck is Newsom?
00:08:31.620 The ballot got lost.
00:08:33.460 So.
00:08:34.860 So what's, so what's going on here?
00:08:36.860 I mean.
00:08:37.260 Well, we're dating.
00:08:38.600 He's my new boyfriend.
00:08:39.640 That's why I wanted to bring you guys here.
00:08:41.300 When did this happen?
00:08:42.640 See, all this is new to me.
00:08:43.640 I'm just finding out that we break up with one boy and all of a sudden we're with another boy.
00:08:48.600 Damn.
00:08:49.380 Well, that guy was like kind of like a loser.
00:08:50.860 Chat, she belongs to the, finish it, chat.
00:08:52.720 She belongs to the what, chat?
00:08:54.520 She's a nice guy.
00:08:55.160 I like what he did, what he did for her.
00:08:56.460 I like the fact that he got her outside, got her out doing things that she loves to do.
00:08:59.940 Outside, you know, doing the motorcycle stuff.
00:09:02.600 Motorcycles are kind of like a front for being like hard though.
00:09:05.080 Huh?
00:09:05.460 Like just because you drive a motorcycle doesn't mean you're like hard.
00:09:07.500 No, he didn't drive a motorcycle.
00:09:08.540 He just rode one.
00:09:09.720 And the dirt.
00:09:10.260 Dirt bikes.
00:09:10.840 Different.
00:09:11.120 We come from the desert.
00:09:12.380 Dirt bike stuff.
00:09:13.640 I come from more like the concrete jungle.
00:09:16.720 Yeah.
00:09:17.300 Pretty, pretty far away from sand.
00:09:19.280 So.
00:09:21.260 We just kind of started hanging out and stuff.
00:09:23.160 I think we have fun together and stuff, right?
00:09:25.160 Yeah, we have a lot of fun together.
00:09:26.780 I didn't know you like knew some though, or you didn't like them, but.
00:09:30.860 Is there like a camera on or something?
00:09:32.720 No.
00:09:33.360 Dad, I'm like 100% serious.
00:09:35.080 Like this is my new boyfriend.
00:09:36.420 Like that's, that's why, that's partially why me and Nick broke up.
00:09:40.300 Yeah, I don't know.
00:09:40.980 We shouldn't talk about Nick though.
00:09:42.160 I mean.
00:09:42.320 Yeah, no, exactly.
00:09:43.620 I don't want to talk about him anymore.
00:09:45.380 Kind of disrespectful to bring him up, but.
00:09:47.120 Yeah, exactly.
00:09:48.120 I think this whole thing is disrespectful to me and your mom.
00:09:51.560 He invited us over here for dinner.
00:09:53.860 What?
00:09:54.180 Flight drop.
00:09:54.760 I already watched after this.
00:09:55.900 Invited you over.
00:09:56.520 Hold your fucking horses.
00:09:57.740 All right.
00:09:57.960 Calm the fuck down.
00:09:58.620 I didn't know they were coming, but I ordered.
00:10:02.100 Normally the gentleman comes to our house and meets us.
00:10:05.020 I actually, well, I can't leave the house right now.
00:10:08.320 Why is that?
00:10:09.480 I'm on house arrest for another day.
00:10:10.640 All right.
00:10:11.040 Ready to go?
00:10:12.620 It's time to go.
00:10:13.200 No.
00:10:13.940 No.
00:10:14.940 Why are you on house arrest?
00:10:16.980 Well, the charges are going to be dropped, so there's no really need to discuss it.
00:10:22.260 Well, if you're dating my daughter, I need to discuss it.
00:10:24.600 I honestly think the judge was, like, a hardcore, like, Republican, and he was just targeting
00:10:29.560 me because I'm not.
00:10:30.900 I was wearing a Biden shirt, and he was a Trump fan.
00:10:33.060 I mean, us liberals are being targeted a lot by Republicans these days, I find.
00:10:36.440 Oh, they're definitely Republicans.
00:10:37.860 Chad, these guys are Republicans?
00:10:39.060 Yes or no?
00:10:39.360 Be honest.
00:10:40.240 Republicans always like to claim, like, oh, the media's against us.
00:10:42.540 The media's against us.
00:10:43.320 But, like, look at, like, Fox News, what they're doing to liberals.
00:10:46.800 Like, I think we're under siege, to be honest.
00:10:49.000 We won't win with that conversation.
00:10:50.400 Let's just get to a different conversation.
00:10:52.320 How much do you guys do for work?
00:10:53.660 I work at a high school.
00:10:55.700 Nice.
00:10:56.760 Let's go.
00:11:02.620 I'm done.
00:11:03.760 You good?
00:11:04.700 I just got some people here.
00:11:06.160 This is my brother, Marcus.
00:11:08.000 Hi, Marcus.
00:11:09.060 It's my girlfriend's family.
00:11:10.320 Oh, hi.
00:11:11.020 Give it to me.
00:11:12.380 No, just give it to me after.
00:11:14.480 Yeah, done for him.
00:11:17.760 I'm done.
00:11:18.800 Yeah, he's my younger brother, Marcus.
00:11:21.140 How about you, sir?
00:11:21.840 What do you do for work?
00:11:22.480 But I don't think you should be asking me the questions.
00:11:24.460 What I do is none of your business.
00:11:26.600 Is it because I'm, like, not Republican?
00:11:28.900 I feel like that set it off right away.
00:11:30.380 No, I still not.
00:11:30.900 Are you guys, like, anti-vaxxers?
00:11:32.480 Because I feel like right when you guys walked in, you were just completely against me.
00:11:35.840 I don't care who you are.
00:11:36.780 Is it because the vax card thing?
00:11:37.600 No, you could be anybody.
00:11:38.460 You could be John.
00:11:39.240 You could be Jerry.
00:11:40.000 You could be George.
00:11:41.340 Because you know Trump actually made the vaccine.
00:11:44.080 I'm against her.
00:11:44.460 You guys know that, though, right?
00:11:45.460 I'm against her.
00:11:45.880 Trump was the one that made the vaccine.
00:11:47.620 I'm against her having a boyfriend two days or three days after whatever's been going on here.
00:11:52.220 For the first time in my life, like, I look at my daughter and tell her I'm disappointed.
00:11:55.580 Damn.
00:11:56.180 You know what that means for me?
00:11:57.380 I would take a bullet for her.
00:12:00.140 And I find out that she's broke up with a guy and she's with another guy within a couple of days.
00:12:05.540 Well, we've been seeing each other, like, in between that.
00:12:07.660 But that's even disappointing to me.
00:12:09.360 So now I'm even more pissed off at her.
00:12:11.340 I think she's just bored of, like, dirt biking and, like, desert and sand.
00:12:14.440 It's like...
00:12:14.720 I don't like her decisions.
00:12:15.920 We're not in Egypt, you know?
00:12:17.000 I don't like her decisions and I'm her father.
00:12:19.760 And you need to respect that.
00:12:21.000 I do.
00:12:21.560 Okay.
00:12:22.540 I'm done.
00:12:23.080 I'm ready to go home.
00:12:24.000 Can you please give it a chance?
00:12:26.560 What is there give a chance?
00:12:27.640 I told you I'm here, right?
00:12:29.360 Isn't I giving it a chance?
00:12:31.000 I feel like liberals...
00:12:31.760 No, I'm judging...
00:12:32.360 I feel like you just need to get into...
00:12:34.160 I'm judging...
00:12:35.320 Kyle's a demon for keeping bringing up that politics shit.
00:12:37.640 For your decisions...
00:12:39.740 He's a nice guy, that's fine.
00:12:41.640 He could be Donald Trump's son for all that give a shit.
00:12:43.600 I don't give a shit.
00:12:44.540 Well, I would've...
00:12:45.060 I'm 57 years old.
00:12:46.300 I would've came to you guys if I wasn't on house roads, obviously.
00:12:48.180 Well, then you should've came to me.
00:12:49.120 I definitely would've.
00:12:50.840 Because then I could've thrown you out of my house.
00:12:53.520 Damn.
00:12:58.720 Fire my eyes and chill out, bro.
00:13:00.920 Shut the door.
00:13:02.540 You ready to go home?
00:13:03.640 Perfect time for food.
00:13:05.060 I got churches.
00:13:07.640 What the fuck is churches?
00:13:11.800 I mean, maybe we just take a couple deep breaths and take it back to square one.
00:13:15.040 If it does help you guys, like, I'm not, like, a typical, like, liberal.
00:13:18.260 Like, I am a liberal.
00:13:18.860 So you...
00:13:19.360 I do support a strong border.
00:13:21.000 To you...
00:13:21.980 So I'm actually a liberal for the wall.
00:13:23.600 What do you guys think...
00:13:24.540 No, chat.
00:13:25.140 What the fuck is churches for?
00:13:26.140 I've never heard of this place in my life.
00:13:28.420 I thought she loved Newsom.
00:13:29.700 She told me she loved...
00:13:30.560 You said that, like, he was, like, your role model.
00:13:33.560 Kind of.
00:13:34.140 This is, like, a joke, right?
00:13:36.080 No.
00:13:36.360 This is a joke.
00:13:37.060 This is...
00:13:37.400 This is...
00:13:37.800 This is...
00:13:38.300 I'm not laughing.
00:13:39.220 He looks like a nice gentleman.
00:13:40.520 Obviously, he must have his shit together.
00:13:42.040 He is really nice.
00:13:42.800 Okay?
00:13:43.120 And that's pretty bad good for him.
00:13:45.060 Do I think he's a fit for my daughter?
00:13:46.860 Absolutely not.
00:13:47.740 Why can't I get a fair shot just like Nick?
00:13:49.600 The man came to my house.
00:13:51.460 So what are you going to do on this...
00:13:53.500 On the weekends?
00:13:54.120 What do you do on the weekends?
00:13:54.860 Well, yeah, it's not just campaigning.
00:13:56.400 I'm also pretty passionate about climate change.
00:13:59.520 Oh, my God.
00:14:01.020 See?
00:14:01.660 Something I'm passionate about.
00:14:02.720 So when she wants to go out and ride her dirt bike in the desert, are you down for that?
00:14:07.560 Are we using fossil fuels or, like, an electric bike?
00:14:09.560 No, it's going to be gasoline, two-stroke, oil mix.
00:14:12.680 I think climate change is the single biggest problem that we face.
00:14:16.800 So you're not going to go dirt bike right now?
00:14:17.620 I don't think, like...
00:14:18.820 Do you have an electric car by chance?
00:14:20.980 Well, I don't have a car right now.
00:14:22.020 But if I would, I would, yeah, definitely.
00:14:25.100 Yeah.
00:14:25.940 So how do you get around?
00:14:26.840 I bike.
00:14:28.200 Can you show them around your house?
00:14:29.840 You want to see my studio?
00:14:31.160 Yeah.
00:14:31.600 Studio?
00:14:32.140 What's that mean?
00:14:32.820 I do music, too.
00:14:34.160 So I've sauced a couple tracks up in here.
00:14:36.120 Bro, what the fuck is this, bro?
00:14:38.040 Pop screen here.
00:14:38.960 Okay.
00:14:40.460 So you're taking your guys smoke weed in the south, huh?
00:14:42.720 I told you, they used to call me the wall guy at the office.
00:14:45.600 Why the wall guy?
00:14:47.240 Because I support the wall.
00:14:48.220 So I think, like, having a strong border is, like, a good thing for the country.
00:14:51.680 I agree.
00:14:52.660 I'm pro-gun, too, so...
00:14:56.300 Do you have a gun?
00:14:57.440 No.
00:15:01.440 Do you guys want some chicken?
00:15:02.740 No, I'm good.
00:15:06.320 Where'd he go?
00:15:07.780 Mom, do you want some food?
00:15:08.620 Do you want to step outside for a minute?
00:15:10.900 Why don't we just have a...
00:15:11.920 Let's all just have a family dinner, man.
00:15:13.440 Yeah, why don't we...
00:15:14.040 Dad, why don't you just talk right here?
00:15:15.320 We're going to have some money.
00:15:18.220 Oh, God, his blood pressure's going crazy.
00:15:26.760 Oh, God, it is.
00:15:27.440 You got about 10 minutes.
00:15:28.640 15 minutes max.
00:15:30.520 Dad is not happy he's done.
00:15:32.080 I'm good.
00:15:32.360 Y'all want some lime juice?
00:15:33.720 I'm good.
00:15:35.900 Lime juice.
00:15:36.660 Thank you.
00:15:37.440 I appreciate it.
00:15:38.080 Who the fuck...
00:15:38.720 So what was your major at Cal Poly?
00:15:41.200 Digital marketing.
00:15:41.980 It is duty man's, it is.
00:15:45.220 And so are you still doing anything with marketing or anything like that?
00:15:48.680 Like, I got my blood just running around.
00:15:51.300 It is, GusDogs.
00:15:52.360 How does that help you?
00:15:54.100 It's like, just odd jobs.
00:15:55.240 What was that?
00:16:03.680 What's that?
00:16:04.300 Is that, like, odd end jobs?
00:16:07.020 Because he just handed you a full-on wad of cash.
00:16:09.820 They're just running around.
00:16:11.380 Like, they're my blood, okay?
00:16:12.240 Yeah, because that was a large wad of cash.
00:16:20.060 You guys shouldn't even eat.
00:16:21.800 Nah, Chad, why is she assuming, Chad?
00:16:24.020 What could you tell me to sell yourself so that I would want you dating my daughter?
00:16:28.400 I'm passionate about the environment.
00:16:30.120 I work for the government.
00:16:31.540 Volunteer for the government, actually.
00:16:32.940 Bro, what?
00:16:34.020 I'm musically talented.
00:16:35.320 I just finished my remix of Dior by Popsmoke.
00:16:38.420 What's your intention with my daughter?
00:16:41.000 Just to have fun.
00:16:42.240 Where do you see yourself in five years?
00:16:45.500 No.
00:16:46.000 Take that out of here for a sec.
00:16:47.360 Sure.
00:16:49.860 That's just in case I get any calls.
00:16:51.920 Okay.
00:16:52.920 I want him to answer the question I asked, though.
00:16:55.300 Where he sees himself in five years.
00:16:57.880 Probably running for governor.
00:17:01.020 I think I got a good story.
00:17:02.860 I'll prove that I was, like, falsely arrested.
00:17:06.080 What did they falsely accuse you of and falsely arrest you for?
00:17:11.360 Jaywalking.
00:17:11.840 Okay, I come from a family of law enforcement.
00:17:15.560 I can guarantee you don't get arrested for jaywalking.
00:17:17.740 You get a ticket.
00:17:18.800 It was jaywalking.
00:17:20.980 And now I'm going to say you're full of crap.
00:17:22.880 I got arrested for, like, stealing cereal from Ralph's.
00:17:26.160 I had no money and I just really, like, like, I really fucked with honey bunches of oats.
00:17:31.940 The cereal.
00:17:32.780 What do you see in the middle?
00:17:33.800 And I just kept, like, I kept stealing it because I just loved it.
00:17:36.720 What do you see in this gentleman?
00:17:38.200 I can't tell the truth.
00:17:39.960 Thanks, babe.
00:17:40.380 And he actually cares.
00:17:42.020 Thanks, babe.
00:17:42.500 Cares about what?
00:17:43.380 Me.
00:17:44.680 And the climate.
00:17:46.520 You're not on the level that my daughter is.
00:17:48.540 Seals are dying.
00:17:49.260 I get it.
00:17:51.300 And it's not from killer whales.
00:17:52.920 People are dying, too.
00:17:54.800 But so are seals.
00:17:56.200 It's just something different.
00:17:57.760 It's like I said.
00:17:58.440 I would fucking think, yeah.
00:17:59.760 I would guess so.
00:18:00.760 This is not.
00:18:01.680 You guys want me to start dirt biking?
00:18:03.240 No.
00:18:04.080 No.
00:18:04.520 Because I can.
00:18:05.060 I think she wanted, like, a more mature guy.
00:18:07.880 Like, you're going to say mature and you're sitting squirting lime juice into your mouth.
00:18:11.780 And you want to sit and talk mature?
00:18:13.200 Lime juice is fine.
00:18:14.620 Do you want some?
00:18:15.820 Sorry.
00:18:16.440 I haven't eaten too.
00:18:17.140 Snag some.
00:18:17.820 They don't want the lime juice.
00:18:18.600 Yo, what the fuck?
00:18:20.040 You want some lime juice?
00:18:23.920 Bro, what is lime juice?
00:18:25.200 I've never.
00:18:25.520 Is that, like, what the fuck?
00:18:27.120 Is that, like, lemon juice?
00:18:27.860 I don't understand.
00:18:28.320 What the fuck is lime juice?
00:18:30.300 Yo, we need to talk after, too, because you were short.
00:18:33.340 You were talking about what?
00:18:34.160 Yeah, you were short.
00:18:35.320 But no, like I was saying, I think she just wants, like, oh, it's not.
00:18:37.880 It's like, Nick's all about, like, let's dirt bike.
00:18:39.960 Like, let's, right?
00:18:40.860 That's what you told me.
00:18:41.840 It's like, let's look at my car.
00:18:43.000 It's really like a pure lemon.
00:18:44.120 What kind of car does he drive?
00:18:46.160 I'll give a shit.
00:18:46.900 Sir, any guy, you like guys that have Nissan's?
00:18:49.840 Nick was building sandcastles in the desert and shit.
00:18:52.300 I'm wrong.
00:18:52.940 You're a good guy.
00:18:53.540 You seem like a nice guy.
00:18:54.260 I don't know you.
00:18:55.560 But you seem like you've got your head on straight and you've got some directions you're going to go.
00:18:58.760 And that may work for you.
00:19:00.180 You need to go out there and discuss this as a family.
00:19:04.200 Isn't he considered family?
00:19:05.240 Are you really asking me that question?
00:19:07.880 Yeah, he can't come to the house.
00:19:09.520 Well, maybe there's, that's probably not a good thing then.
00:19:11.940 She was caught for jaywalking and stealing Cheerios.
00:19:15.560 Honey bunches of oats.
00:19:16.400 Honey bunches of oats.
00:19:17.680 And you know I love honey bunches of oats.
00:19:20.480 I mean, that and Captain Crunch, man, go hand in hand.
00:19:22.740 So, yeah, we should, yeah, we should be hanging out.
00:19:24.620 It's blonde over cereal.
00:19:25.740 Yeah.
00:19:26.160 Yeah.
00:19:26.340 Okay.
00:19:27.180 How do you feel about her not being vaxxed?
00:19:29.960 You're not vaxxed?
00:19:30.800 No.
00:19:32.720 And she's a Trump supporter.
00:19:35.180 She has a flag in a room that's hanging, it says Trump.
00:19:38.800 No, you don't.
00:19:39.740 Yeah.
00:19:40.700 Yeah.
00:19:41.660 Are you serious?
00:19:42.680 Yeah.
00:19:43.520 You're vaxxed.
00:19:44.600 No, she's not vaxxed.
00:19:45.580 Oh, did she tell you she was?
00:19:46.620 You came over with a band-aid one day.
00:19:49.320 Blue shot.
00:19:50.220 Blue shot.
00:19:50.580 She's a science major.
00:19:52.400 Are you serious?
00:19:53.300 So, how well do you take action?
00:19:54.480 You don't have a Trump flag in your room.
00:19:56.240 Yeah, we vote for Trump, yes.
00:19:58.060 She voted for, yes.
00:19:59.220 Public in him.
00:20:00.400 Yes, sir.
00:20:01.080 You said you voted for Obama.
00:20:02.660 So, now what, we're going to lie in a relationship, huh?
00:20:06.720 No, I'm sorry.
00:20:07.960 So, now what, you're lying to this kid?
00:20:10.420 This young man?
00:20:11.680 And you had to tell him the first time that you met him.
00:20:13.900 I couldn't have eased him into it.
00:20:15.420 What the hell is there to ease into it?
00:20:17.080 He got caught jaywalking freaking Cheerios.
00:20:20.160 And he's got a freaking wrist and he can't leave the house.
00:20:23.140 Okay?
00:20:23.840 You're not going to like it.
00:20:25.140 Fuck.
00:20:25.520 Because guess what?
00:20:26.660 Things are going to change in your life from this point forward
00:20:29.380 if this is the kind of thing that you're going to pull on me.
00:20:32.060 I don't understand why he's crying because...
00:20:35.160 Because he was lied to.
00:20:36.900 I thought, I mean, I thought we had so much in common.
00:20:39.200 Can we leave now before I lose it, okay?
00:20:41.580 Because I'm on fucking, I'm on tilt right now.
00:20:43.880 You don't need to talk to her ever again.
00:20:46.160 I just feel lied to.
00:20:47.480 You should feel lied to.
00:20:48.600 I feel lied to.
00:20:51.220 We're just messing with you guys.
00:20:55.060 You guys are on a prank show here.
00:20:58.780 Actually, you got to blame her still, though.
00:21:00.300 You still...
00:21:00.860 I set it up with them, so...
00:21:03.440 That is not even cool, man.
00:21:05.660 You guys should try the church chicken.
00:21:07.220 I don't know, it's really cool.
00:21:08.400 You guys...
00:21:09.320 Oh my God.
00:21:10.820 Yeah, that's our brand.
00:21:11.940 Do you have any?
00:21:13.980 It's a good time to offer the data.
00:21:15.680 Wait, chat, are Liberals, Democrats, and a Republican...
00:21:18.180 Wait, Liberal and a Republican...
00:21:19.620 Wait, I thought it was Democrat.
00:21:22.000 Liberals...
00:21:22.680 Wait, no, Liberals and...
00:21:25.620 What's the other one?
00:21:28.160 What's the other one called?
00:21:29.060 What?
00:21:29.220 A Liberal and a Conservative.
00:21:36.600 Okay.
00:21:37.180 That's what I thought.
00:21:37.940 No, that's what I thought.