Adin Live - September 30, 2021


Adin Ross almost went to Jail...


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

142.61444

Word Count

3,134

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the show, a man named River. We talk about a variety of topics ranging from his life in the streets of NYC, to his love life, to the dangers of drugs, and much more!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 odd sir sir there's no need for this sir drop the gun and put your hands up there's no need
00:00:06.760 to go down a life crime like i need my fucking money man i need my
00:00:10.360 river sorry i'm holding you i'm literally almost done but where do i do eyebrows no worries uh we
00:00:22.440 have to go back to the barber shop oh oh i'm so oh i was looking for it this whole time oh no worries
00:00:29.000 how do i look
00:00:33.100 a hell of a lot different yeah
00:00:39.060 i you know looks good on you really
00:00:44.820 thank you river
00:00:49.100 so tell me why don't you want to do this relationship thing
00:00:55.940 listen i just got out of two relationships recently
00:01:02.740 i understand why did they work out
00:01:07.700 i'm not ready to talk about that yet
00:01:13.200 understandable let's get to know each other more
00:01:17.240 yeah yeah
00:01:18.740 what the fuck was that screaming
00:01:21.580 i heard that too
00:01:23.480 scary shit
00:01:25.000 all right we're back here
00:01:27.380 all right cool
00:01:28.300 five
00:01:38.400 all right so if you go
00:01:41.900 oh i'm gonna fade
00:01:42.900 yo that's hard
00:01:45.900 the hair
00:01:46.360 um it has an option for eyebrows
00:01:50.000 capacity down below facial hair
00:01:51.840 okay
00:01:53.240 thank you so much again
00:01:59.440 no problem
00:02:00.660 no like really you're a real one
00:02:02.500 kind of sucks when you have to slowly figure this stuff out
00:02:10.900 yeah you know how it is
00:02:12.060 cool we good
00:02:16.140 yeah perfect
00:02:21.100 hey fortie
00:02:38.340 i think it's just me
00:02:43.700 chat rate my drip one through ten
00:02:46.580 to rob burger shot
00:02:52.260 i probably can't right now but
00:02:54.980 river river
00:02:56.900 i think it's just me that's around
00:02:57.900 river if you got shit to do
00:02:59.040 you got shit to do river
00:03:00.000 it's all good
00:03:00.560 all right no problem
00:03:01.440 bye
00:03:01.760 river if you got shit to do
00:03:03.220 you got shit to do
00:03:03.900 it's all good
00:03:04.480 no i don't want to rob burger shot right now
00:03:06.760 why not
00:03:07.300 because i have too much weed on me
00:03:11.400 and i can't get raided
00:03:12.380 i see
00:03:13.480 so what all these joints you gave me
00:03:15.160 you what should i put in weed
00:03:17.540 i mean should i put it in my apartment
00:03:18.820 um if you
00:03:21.500 get if you're not doing anything dumb
00:03:23.640 then it's fine
00:03:24.260 it just depends on how dumb you're gonna be
00:03:31.160 to get arrested
00:03:31.900 i understand that
00:03:33.000 like right now if i got raided
00:03:38.260 i would go to prison
00:03:39.700 for however long it took
00:03:41.680 for them to put me on trial
00:03:42.900 a long time yeah
00:03:44.020 yeah you know my
00:03:45.460 best friend hooker block
00:03:47.040 was in jail for 45 days
00:03:48.660 wow
00:03:49.540 it's a long ass fucking time
00:03:51.980 it is
00:03:54.100 you got out today
00:03:55.960 did you see her yet
00:03:59.300 so
00:03:59.540 i did not
00:04:01.280 she sent me a text
00:04:02.160 but i think she went back to jail
00:04:03.420 before i saw her
00:04:04.200 damn
00:04:04.740 what were you saying
00:04:05.940 alright so what
00:04:06.560 um
00:04:07.780 for food burger shot
00:04:08.980 is usually where you want to go
00:04:10.200 um
00:04:11.080 okay
00:04:11.360 they're only open during the day
00:04:13.780 okay
00:04:15.680 otherwise you have to come down to dean's world down here
00:04:18.320 and that's where you can buy food from stands
00:04:20.560 you can buy food from burger shot
00:04:22.480 sometimes there's concerts going on
00:04:24.780 concerts
00:04:26.480 yeah
00:04:28.000 there's uh lots of music in the city
00:04:30.040 what rappers
00:04:31.900 there's a couple different records
00:04:33.860 there's uh
00:04:34.680 wu chang
00:04:36.180 green pie
00:04:37.520 wu chang
00:04:38.100 get the fuck out of here
00:04:39.160 what you know about wu chang
00:04:39.980 wu chang records
00:04:42.400 the fuck is that
00:04:43.640 uh
00:04:48.360 it's just one of the
00:04:49.240 you know chang gang
00:04:50.020 you know
00:04:50.340 the ones without the shirts on
00:04:51.740 that were beating you up
00:04:53.000 it's their label
00:04:53.820 oh fuck them men
00:04:55.180 are they popular though
00:04:58.420 they are
00:05:00.020 alright
00:05:04.100 let's grab some burger shot
00:05:05.220 let's do it
00:05:06.700 it's a nice little date
00:05:08.440 you know
00:05:08.740 you're taking me to a boardwalk
00:05:09.960 right
00:05:13.700 right
00:05:13.920 right
00:05:15.100 right
00:05:15.500 what are those guys doing over there
00:05:26.000 there's a stage
00:05:26.960 with music there
00:05:28.040 damn that guy's rich
00:05:29.380 you can buy weed there
00:05:31.200 if you want to buy legal weed
00:05:32.380 there's lots of different stands
00:05:40.340 rewack take some fucking notes rewack
00:05:42.820 yo rewack
00:05:44.500 spam rewack take notes chat
00:05:46.740 mostly i steal money from them
00:05:48.060 really
00:05:49.060 yeah i work but i just pocket all the money i sell
00:05:52.720 y'all really say poor pami
00:05:57.320 shut the fuck up bro
00:05:58.620 go on
00:05:59.420 wait wait
00:06:01.540 yeah you listen everything's okay
00:06:04.040 it's not a major concern
00:06:05.140 it's you
00:06:05.440 hey sir how's it going
00:06:06.780 yes sir
00:06:07.380 it's me
00:06:08.300 it's david
00:06:09.360 oh shit it's you
00:06:11.040 come here
00:06:11.480 shit you can still execute the plan
00:06:18.640 come here
00:06:19.100 yeah i'm good bro
00:06:31.120 i just dealt with some stupid shit
00:06:32.840 what's up
00:06:34.200 i'm gonna bust the door open
00:06:36.560 and then you're gonna run in and take all the food
00:06:38.540 and i'm gonna chase after you and make it look like i'm trying to arrest you
00:06:41.380 oh that's smart
00:06:42.960 it's gonna think i'm the i'm god's gift
00:06:45.420 and she's gonna give me free food for life
00:06:46.960 and i'll cut you in on it
00:06:48.240 all right i want money though
00:06:50.580 deal i'll sell the food
00:06:52.940 all right give me a gun
00:06:53.940 okay
00:06:55.640 careful with that fucking thing
00:07:00.400 do you recommend i kill the bitch
00:07:06.900 no
00:07:08.740 no
00:07:09.840 definitely not
00:07:11.900 how do i pull the glock out
00:07:12.980 what
00:07:16.300 what
00:07:18.220 put in your pockets
00:07:18.760 put it
00:07:19.240 put it in like
00:07:20.420 one two three or four in your pockets
00:07:22.140 and then flex
00:07:22.900 one two three or four
00:07:24.020 uh
00:07:25.020 open your pockets with k
00:07:26.300 and then just drag it around
00:07:27.580 why did he talk like that
00:07:30.340 see what i mean
00:07:32.360 yeah
00:07:32.720 there you go
00:07:33.500 oh
00:07:34.580 oh
00:07:34.840 if you go in there with a gun
00:07:36.200 you're gonna get killed
00:07:36.840 you're right you're right
00:07:37.580 all right bet come on
00:07:38.400 all right
00:07:38.780 so i'll just unlock the door
00:07:40.560 and then you just bust in
00:07:41.600 with the gun out right
00:07:43.460 yeah
00:07:44.700 yeah
00:07:46.000 all right
00:07:46.580 shows the dorkiest dork
00:07:49.800 and then they picked you
00:07:50.620 sorry ma'am
00:07:51.700 uh where's where's miss shelley
00:07:53.460 excuse me sir
00:07:54.160 come on over here
00:07:55.100 i'll show you right over here
00:07:56.240 uh miss shelley are you still here
00:07:58.620 we found your husband
00:07:59.840 we've located him
00:08:02.120 come on in sir
00:08:03.020 come on in mr jeff
00:08:04.460 uh miss shelley
00:08:06.060 we've managed to locate
00:08:07.560 your missing husband
00:08:08.700 we've got him right here
00:08:10.300 where's shelley
00:08:12.340 there's shelley
00:08:12.980 shelley we've managed to locate
00:08:14.600 your missing husband
00:08:15.900 yeah
00:08:17.180 jeff's right here
00:08:18.720 jeff say uh
00:08:19.660 say hi to your
00:08:20.440 your dearly beloved
00:08:21.460 why
00:08:21.780 okay
00:08:26.980 i'm your fucking wife
00:08:32.700 hey
00:08:33.280 i need to fuck it
00:08:34.440 hey give me the fucking burgers
00:08:35.740 bitch
00:08:36.260 oh god
00:08:37.700 give me the burgers
00:08:38.460 bitch
00:08:39.160 oh god
00:08:40.000 oh god
00:08:40.160 sir
00:08:40.680 sir
00:08:41.540 there's no need for this
00:08:43.280 sir drop the gun
00:08:44.720 and put your hands up
00:08:45.700 there's no need to go down
00:08:47.060 a life of crime like this
00:08:48.260 i need my fucking money man
00:08:49.700 i need my fucking money
00:08:50.740 sir
00:08:51.020 sir we got money
00:08:52.560 the city's rich
00:08:53.520 oh shit
00:08:54.280 that's all right
00:08:55.300 it's just a power surge
00:08:56.440 the city's rich
00:08:57.260 we stopped paying our
00:08:58.100 like
00:08:58.300 what the
00:09:02.280 oh yeah
00:09:04.660 the door's locked
00:09:05.340 put your hands up
00:09:06.700 he's trying to run
00:09:08.300 get out of here
00:09:09.240 he can't run
00:09:10.140 he's locked your hands up now
00:09:11.620 get over
00:09:12.840 get back here
00:09:13.400 you son of a bitch
00:09:14.080 guys i'll handle this
00:09:16.500 i'm a police officer
00:09:17.340 put the goddamn guns down
00:09:18.760 i'll handle it
00:09:19.540 i'm a police officer
00:09:20.940 put down your goddamn weapons
00:09:22.300 we all handle it
00:09:23.020 wait that's phil rp
00:09:36.320 how
00:09:36.780 now what
00:09:45.280 now what
00:09:45.780 all right
00:09:49.200 give me cops
00:09:49.780 come here
00:09:51.320 ready
00:09:51.900 shit what the fuck
00:09:57.580 there we go
00:10:00.580 ah
00:10:01.040 all right
00:10:02.220 we're good
00:10:03.380 let's go
00:10:04.020 let's go
00:10:04.040 let's go
00:10:04.380 let's go
00:10:04.680 all right
00:10:05.000 let's go
00:10:06.260 let's go
00:10:06.380 we gotta go
00:10:06.960 Robert got slashed
00:10:07.980 them
00:10:08.300 it looks like the car
00:10:09.420 from any guy
00:10:09.980 chat am I a WHA
00:10:11.180 so now be honest
00:10:12.060 all right
00:10:12.800 now what's the move
00:10:13.340 we gotta go
00:10:14.080 follow me
00:10:14.940 when you get the car
00:10:16.640 why are you gonna get the car
00:10:18.180 why are you saying
00:10:20.680 yeah
00:10:21.180 god damn it
00:10:22.560 that man murdered
00:10:24.320 somebody
00:10:24.980 he got slashed up
00:10:26.560 why are you saying
00:10:27.260 yeah
00:10:27.640 oh from the girl right in front of me
00:10:32.240 let's go
00:10:40.040 let's go
00:10:44.540 hey
00:10:50.300 I need my fucking money
00:10:52.240 what
00:10:56.960 all right
00:11:00.840 why do you call me a little shit
00:11:03.720 the fuck
00:11:04.300 he's weird as fuck
00:11:05.880 I know that there are a few people who are interested in like
00:11:09.920 hello
00:11:10.500 all right listen
00:11:11.400 yeah
00:11:12.600 you gotta act like
00:11:13.340 you're all sorts of arrested
00:11:15.140 I just ruined your life
00:11:16.540 okay
00:11:17.020 I got you
00:11:18.380 all right listen son
00:11:22.880 I told you there was no life for you stealing cheeseburgers
00:11:26.020 I told you that if you wanted to come down here and steal
00:11:29.020 nah fuck you man
00:11:30.060 fuck you
00:11:30.620 nah fuck you
00:11:32.040 that's why I got your wife's pussy all across my face
00:11:36.720 where's the manager of this establishment
00:11:39.240 where's Shelly Smith
00:11:40.960 man fuck Shelly
00:11:42.780 Shelly Kate pussy
00:11:43.940 hey
00:11:45.280 man fuck you Shelly you ugly ass bitch
00:11:49.500 screw you
00:11:52.280 mind your manners you face of human garbage
00:11:55.440 listen listen listen listen Miss Shelly
00:11:58.280 we've arrested this man for stealing your cheeseburgers
00:12:02.980 and now
00:12:04.200 all we ask for
00:12:06.120 yeah
00:12:06.960 y'all are really saying chill and ban like what
00:12:10.460 to the fact that someone was trying to steal your cheeseburger
00:12:13.520 but y'all are so soft bro
00:12:15.340 Robert Polish did this and helped
00:12:17.240 perfect
00:12:19.540 perfect
00:12:20.380 that was good
00:12:21.260 was that too mean
00:12:22.060 perfect
00:12:23.500 it was perfect
00:12:24.080 okay
00:12:24.340 yeah come on let's go to jail you little
00:12:26.500 I feel bad
00:12:27.180 can I apologize to her though
00:12:28.620 please
00:12:29.460 Shelly
00:12:32.140 the fuck out of here is
00:12:35.000 Shelly
00:12:38.140 apologize
00:12:38.700 put your gun down
00:12:40.500 please
00:12:40.840 I'm not gonna apologize
00:12:41.680 Shelly
00:12:42.000 I'm sorry for using that hated word
00:12:46.700 celery
00:12:47.500 I mean oh
00:12:48.100 Shelly
00:12:49.480 Shelly
00:12:50.040 call her
00:12:50.560 celery
00:12:51.160 my bad
00:12:53.140 my bad
00:12:53.620 my bad
00:12:54.060 no
00:12:54.420 fucking insult
00:12:55.960 I'm so sorry
00:13:00.380 do you accept his apology
00:13:01.980 Miss Celery
00:13:03.060 I'll literally
00:13:04.380 get on my hands and knees
00:13:05.820 right now
00:13:06.260 and kiss your toes
00:13:07.040 you got a weird hairline
00:13:09.100 I got a weird hairline
00:13:10.920 that's why you take fucking steroids
00:13:14.180 whoever your barber is
00:13:16.100 okay I've heard that like 20 times before
00:13:18.220 I don't understand your hair
00:13:19.260 clean the windows
00:13:20.260 and polish the Shelly statue
00:13:22.680 oh shit
00:13:23.680 the celery statue will be done
00:13:25.760 all right
00:13:27.020 all right
00:13:27.760 so we're gonna be high as a bitch to jail
00:13:29.980 Robert's Polish
00:13:31.440 thank you for calling us
00:13:32.680 and alerting us to the incident
00:13:34.280 regardless
00:13:34.560 yo I'm not gonna lie
00:13:35.560 I didn't even mean to do that bro
00:13:36.900 you're a hero
00:13:37.860 and it's clear that Shelly Smith
00:13:39.520 should be your best friend
00:13:41.220 why would you
00:13:42.940 inside the cage
00:13:43.960 come on
00:13:44.760 in
00:13:44.840 Shelly's cell
00:13:45.560 come on in
00:13:46.820 Shelly's single by the way
00:13:48.420 oh damn
00:13:49.760 wait really
00:13:50.240 yo
00:13:51.100 hold on
00:13:51.500 yo yo yo
00:13:52.500 Shelly let me holla at you real quick
00:13:54.060 over here
00:13:54.600 celery come over here
00:13:56.860 Shelly is single and ready to mingle
00:13:59.020 hey Shelly what's your name baby girl
00:14:00.580 oh
00:14:01.060 okay have a nice day
00:14:06.020 I'll see you when I get out of prison
00:14:07.080 Shelly you're single now
00:14:08.640 yo Robert
00:14:11.000 shut the fuck up
00:14:11.640 it's my girl man
00:14:12.420 can you call 40 and find out where the fuck she was
00:14:14.500 Robert that's my girl bro
00:14:15.640 me?
00:14:16.880 that was perfect
00:14:17.640 yeah
00:14:17.940 that's my girl
00:14:18.800 she never gave me her number
00:14:20.140 hey how did I do
00:14:20.980 how did I do
00:14:21.680 how did I do
00:14:22.440 I think she did
00:14:23.640 that was perfect
00:14:24.280 alright she did
00:14:25.140 you didn't see most of it
00:14:26.480 but we executed the plan
00:14:27.640 but I stopped this guy
00:14:29.400 and said to Shelly
00:14:30.840 I told Shelly that you called me
00:14:32.740 about this guy about to rob the place
00:14:34.580 where are you 40?
00:14:35.640 no we're at the bridge
00:14:41.600 come go back to Burgershot
00:14:43.180 oh my god
00:14:44.140 we're going to save your life rob
00:14:48.500 don't be a baby
00:14:49.240 yeah robert's dying
00:14:51.020 come here
00:14:52.020 oh yeah he got stabbed
00:14:53.400 wait there's somebody looking
00:14:55.360 there's somebody looking
00:14:55.960 that's fine
00:14:57.520 wait who's looking
00:14:58.300 I don't know
00:14:59.020 alright we'll be the
00:15:00.320 five seconds
00:15:01.780 rob are you okay
00:15:02.980 rob are you okay bro
00:15:06.480 I feel like it was a risky situation
00:15:08.140 you did get stabbed
00:15:10.380 I'm fine
00:15:12.300 and also
00:15:12.480 there's blood with somebody
00:15:14.140 what the fuck was that about
00:15:15.560 yo rob are you alright
00:15:16.540 alien alien
00:15:17.760 what do you mean alien
00:15:19.440 yeah we're coming to the parking lot
00:15:20.520 for real it's on the bike
00:15:21.740 yo is that a fucking alien
00:15:22.960 for real
00:15:23.380 oh my god
00:15:23.660 oh my god
00:15:24.860 oh my god
00:15:25.740 are you a person
00:15:26.380 are you a person
00:15:27.360 it's a fucking alien
00:15:28.960 right there
00:15:29.520 it's a fucking alien
00:15:30.840 oh my gosh
00:15:32.120 I apologize
00:15:33.460 I really
00:15:34.340 I like your costume
00:15:35.740 costume
00:15:37.260 sir face away from me
00:15:38.940 put your hands behind your back please
00:15:39.980 no you guys face it for me
00:15:42.560 sir
00:15:43.060 sir at this moment in time
00:15:45.040 you have to remain silent
00:15:46.100 I didn't think you'd take it
00:15:47.240 with you to get you with a quote
00:15:47.980 a lot of the other right to what it is
00:15:48.720 if you got out of the board is
00:15:49.420 if you want to do it
00:15:49.680 hey what you doing
00:15:50.580 available do you understand
00:15:51.720 actually going to get
00:15:52.960 some aliens
00:15:53.920 okay let me look up with you
00:15:55.180 after you get food
00:15:55.860 uh my bad I had to take care of some shit
00:15:57.300 oh yeah no worries
00:15:59.240 I'm so sorry I didn't mean to blow you off
00:16:00.820 I'm gonna make it up to you
00:16:01.620 you're fine
00:16:02.960 alright you're good to go
00:16:04.540 you're perfectly fine
00:16:05.680 you get a warning
00:16:06.720 don't let him go
00:16:07.440 he's gonna kidnap humans
00:16:08.800 exactly
00:16:11.080 well I'm the way
00:16:12.020 absolutely
00:16:12.880 hey guy in blue
00:16:14.040 sal
00:16:14.500 the alien said welcome back
00:16:16.300 pussy
00:16:16.640 really
00:16:18.180 you're good to go
00:16:19.180 yeah
00:16:19.800 I didn't hear behind that
00:16:21.420 falling
00:16:21.860 I haven't
00:16:23.120 I have a horrible
00:16:24.400 I don't get to eat
00:16:25.600 I'm thinking
00:16:26.040 Rob we get you medical
00:16:27.320 yeah Rob I'm thinking
00:16:28.880 we get you medical care
00:16:29.860 and then we just start
00:16:30.720 putting people in handcuffs
00:16:31.680 and stealing their shoes
00:16:32.600 everybody on board
00:16:33.400 with that idea
00:16:33.980 yeah
00:16:34.900 yeah
00:16:35.780 we're on the way for you
00:16:37.020 don't worry
00:16:37.320 oh man
00:16:38.060 what
00:16:38.620 I wouldn't let him leave you
00:16:40.440 you good with that
00:16:41.560 okay that's
00:16:42.780 yeah
00:16:42.980 where's 40
00:16:43.960 behind at the parking lot
00:16:46.160 the real parking lot
00:16:49.020 you just passed
00:16:49.840 okay so the real parking lot
00:16:52.280 yeah alright
00:16:55.720 let's just go
00:16:56.360 pretend to be cops
00:16:57.300 and steal shoes
00:16:57.940 I think that sounds lovely
00:16:58.800 right there
00:17:01.800 past there
00:17:04.160 can we take the weapons too
00:17:07.060 to the right
00:17:07.720 right there
00:17:08.500 oh yeah Rob
00:17:10.020 if you want weapons
00:17:10.640 oh
00:17:11.840 you okay
00:17:13.700 oh my god
00:17:15.700 oh you alright
00:17:16.700 alright 40
00:17:17.940 what does this
00:17:19.520 oh
00:17:20.100 hello
00:17:21.200 so 40
00:17:22.160 the plan is
00:17:23.180 uh
00:17:23.820 I'm dressed as a cop
00:17:25.280 as I'm sure you can see
00:17:26.260 we're gonna handcuff people
00:17:27.300 and steal their shoes
00:17:28.400 why the shoes though
00:17:30.620 huh
00:17:32.040 why shoes
00:17:33.140 because then they're walking
00:17:34.340 barefoot
00:17:35.180 sell them
00:17:35.860 put them on fucking
00:17:37.040 oh my bad
00:17:37.760 my bad
00:17:38.300 yeah you right
00:17:38.700 cop cars during chases
00:17:39.780 sprinted tires
00:17:40.660 yeah and we could throw
00:17:42.080 them at people
00:17:42.540 for example
00:17:43.160 I just took this guy's shoes
00:17:44.640 let's see
00:17:45.960 hey
00:17:46.840 do we drive by
00:17:48.620 hey
00:17:49.980 you did that
00:17:52.080 yeah
00:17:52.820 oh
00:17:53.980 almost like
00:17:55.260 Michael Fick
00:17:55.900 we got the dog wrestling
00:17:57.040 stuff
00:17:57.560 yeah
00:17:58.200 someone's acting up
00:17:59.240 I can just
00:17:59.660 alright is this the guy
00:18:00.700 right here we're doing it
00:18:01.280 too
00:18:01.440 I don't know with the game
00:18:01.920 some local
00:18:04.020 what was this guy with the afro
00:18:05.480 my wifey's calling me
00:18:06.900 ah
00:18:08.600 his name's Dave
00:18:09.760 we just used him to wrap the burger shop
00:18:11.660 because you guys couldn't get it done
00:18:12.960 what do you mean
00:18:14.600 hey what's up
00:18:15.540 listen
00:18:16.780 hey I got food
00:18:17.980 first of all
00:18:19.140 I'm gonna link up with you right now
00:18:20.260 I'm
00:18:20.540 sorry
00:18:21.320 where am
00:18:21.740 we're gonna need to take you
00:18:22.980 we drive this somewhere
00:18:23.860 so let me
00:18:24.520 let me just get out of the car
00:18:25.520 and I'm a link
00:18:25.940 you're not
00:18:26.420 you're not
00:18:26.920 alright baby
00:18:28.380 I'm really not
00:18:30.000 you would have
00:18:31.200 you've made him try to rob it
00:18:32.680 when he had no gun
00:18:33.560 so I had to tell him to try to
00:18:35.040 run into building
00:18:35.880 when they opened the door
00:18:36.660 I swear I'm really listening
00:18:37.680 hey so
00:18:38.140 hold up
00:18:38.740 what is your
00:18:39.580 wait what is your name
00:18:41.640 uh guy in the front seat
00:18:42.940 oh I'm not the Rickenbacker
00:18:44.800 hey Sal
00:18:46.500 we gotta take you somewhere
00:18:49.880 nice to meet you
00:18:50.780 nah I wanna hang out with the boys
00:18:52.120 for a bit
00:18:52.560 you know what I'm saying
00:18:53.240 oh my god
00:18:55.000 oh my god
00:18:58.360 I wanna hang out with the boys chat
00:19:03.460 seriously Rob
00:19:04.940 why were you stabbed
00:19:05.980 I wanted to become vampire
00:19:08.640 and instead I became
00:19:09.580 wait Pitar's in the server
00:19:10.780 get the fuck out
00:19:11.900 Pitar where you at
00:19:13.320 I am
00:19:14.360 yeah probably
00:19:16.900 oh god
00:19:19.740 that's so-so
00:19:20.680 what happened
00:19:24.760 sorry fella
00:19:25.820 oh
00:19:29.780 can you take Rob in
00:19:32.200 I'm dressed like this
00:19:33.360 yeah pretty much
00:19:34.920 take it
00:19:35.220 someone who was with you
00:19:36.100 did it
00:19:36.720 Sal
00:19:37.700 you okay
00:19:38.720 who knew
00:19:41.300 oh yeah
00:19:42.240 yeah
00:19:43.420 what the fuck are you on the phone with
00:19:45.860 okay goodnight Pitar
00:19:46.980 alright
00:19:48.820 yeah I'm down
00:19:49.700 I swear here
00:19:50.720 this motherfucker's always on the phone
00:19:52.180 yeah I know
00:19:53.340 I don't know what's happening
00:19:54.220 right now
00:19:54.960 Sal
00:19:55.580 you alright
00:19:56.920 talking to my bank
00:19:58.360 Rob a friend
00:19:59.000 huh
00:19:59.820 okay
00:20:00.160 and we're speaking to you
00:20:01.400 rude
00:20:01.940 why I was
00:20:03.040 he called me
00:20:03.680 I'm sorry
00:20:04.240 damn
00:20:06.000 if Rob's alright
00:20:07.360 we'll be okay
00:20:08.380 listen
00:20:08.780 oh fuck no
00:20:10.600 what are you doing there gentlemen
00:20:11.540 what the fuck are you doing
00:20:13.000 oh fuck no
00:20:15.380 drive
00:20:16.140 you get me shy
00:20:18.960 we'll come back
00:20:19.980 we'll come back
00:20:20.640 bro drive
00:20:21.820 it's fine
00:20:22.980 it's fine
00:20:23.420 do you see him behind us
00:20:24.480 it's fine
00:20:25.860 is this guy
00:20:26.580 are you a shooter back there
00:20:28.020 are you a shooter
00:20:28.540 yeah I am
00:20:29.200 I'm a shooter
00:20:29.680 I'm a shooter
00:20:30.140 that's what it sounds weird
00:20:33.760 oh no
00:20:35.260 help the bee bugs
00:20:36.380 John Sal
00:20:39.040 do you want
00:20:39.460 you want me to drop you two ops
00:20:40.520 so you can do good boy things
00:20:41.540 I'm a bad
00:20:43.040 this trunk is quite comfortable
00:20:45.540 I'm okay
00:20:46.220 put a crosshair on
00:20:52.100 what does that do
00:20:52.620 I don't know why he'd go after
00:20:54.460 a fellow officer like that
00:20:55.600 they see me
00:20:56.000 they see me
00:20:56.380 they see me
00:20:56.780 wait
00:20:57.060 do they see me
00:20:57.740 I don't think so
00:20:59.520 all right
00:21:01.020 listen
00:21:01.980 Sal
00:21:03.620 Dave
00:21:04.240 Sean
00:21:04.820 you're my street team
00:21:06.600 I need you
00:21:07.920 to build my supply
00:21:09.420 I need shoes
00:21:10.660 okay
00:21:10.980 there's some gangbangers
00:21:12.160 on the south side
00:21:12.880 that buy shoes from me
00:21:13.880 all right
00:21:14.240 really
00:21:14.780 okay
00:21:15.220 yep
00:21:15.800 I'm gonna pull up on people
00:21:18.340 cuff them up
00:21:19.640 and I'm gonna get
00:21:20.380 I swear to god
00:21:21.240 if you take another phone call
00:21:22.320 I'm gonna slap you upside the head
00:21:23.480 I'll pick the meth up later
00:21:24.820 Sal
00:21:25.420 oh my fucking god
00:21:27.000 hang up the phone
00:21:27.800 hang up the fucking phone
00:21:29.060 hang up the fucking phone
00:21:30.760 where are you
00:21:31.340 hang up my god
00:21:32.480 boy
00:21:33.140 I'm gonna fucking scream
00:21:34.720 hell box
00:21:36.720 why are you telling someone
00:21:40.100 I'm gonna fucking scream
00:21:41.360 okay
00:21:42.400 okay
00:21:42.520 okay
00:21:44.520 okay
00:21:46.520 okay
00:21:47.520 okay
00:21:48.520 okay
00:21:49.520 okay
00:21:50.520 okay
00:21:51.520 okay
00:21:52.520 okay
00:21:53.520 okay
00:21:55.520 okay
00:21:56.520 okay
00:21:57.520 okay