Adin Live - December 19, 2022Adin Ross & Andrew Tate FUNNIEST Moments..😂
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Summary
In this episode we talk about Aiden's recent trip to Dubai with his friends, Aiden s new shirt, and why he doesn't care about weight. We also talk about why Aiden doesn't want to go to the gym.
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I'm like 512 to be honest, 512, around 512, yeah I am about 512, you know what I mean?
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You want to live a very spoiled life, that's a f***ing short.
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Yeah, and I want to be one of his favorites still.
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How can you hang around with problems like this and not be inspired to lift a few weights?
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Oh, well he's going to be having me in the gym actually.
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Because I'm serious, like how can you hang around this band and not think, you know what?
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I, I, no, I'm stating this and I don't want to insult you because I'm not here to bully you or pick on you or not.
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Lots of people want to hang out with us and we tell them.
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I just don't understand how or why you're famous in any way.
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One through ten, what do you rate me one through ten?
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Bro, Twitch, streaming, like I don't know, like making kids entertained.
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Yeah, but loads of people could do what you do.
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You just sit there and just, you're not special.
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There must be loads of like Aiden's just out there.
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Now, I will tell you this, I'm very good with networking and smart and that's good at talking
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I did actually like the shirt when I saw it on you.
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Maybe when we stream together, we could both wear our shirts.
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How about you take off those sunglasses and look me in the eyes, huh?
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I've got bad eyes, but I'll take them off temporarily.
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In life, there are head starts with certain people.
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I am strong on my left because I get my left hand.
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There's nothing I can fucking do about that, bro.
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big is dick that's it you know what i'm gonna actually answer that question give me a second
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because i have the biggest in the world bro get the f*** out of here bro i have the big
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prove it i got certificate hold on don't show the stream anything bro please i want to get banned
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today bro i really don't want to get f***ing banned or do not show the stream in here
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andrew andrew andrew do not show the stream of your dick bro i'm gonna get banned please do not
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please bro and that's haram isn't it i have the biggest dick in the world now let me explain to
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twitch first why i have the biggest dick in the world obviously i'm top g you know girls are like
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big shut up and listen is that what they say to you i've been in a wheelchair for 15 years aiden
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and my friend just showed me your stream tonight i just wanted to say thank you for making me get
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out of my wheelchair to turn your stream off you're a f***ing asshole bro you're a f***ing asshole
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nah that's not even you're an asshole bro that's not even oh that's funny i have the biggest in the
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world nah yes i do girls don't like big is that what they say to you yes oh aiden i don't like the
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big ones don't worry they don't like it don't worry we don't like the big one imagine a 12 inch
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dick inside of you bro you would not want it bro 12 inches you would not want it is that what they
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think yes no girls want i have a good size penis it's like seven and a half inches that's all i
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need bro you don't want a big ass dick bro they don't want that shit let me tell you a story they
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don't want a big dick let me tell you a story what when i was fighting the matrix during the height of
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their attempted slander and cancellation attempt i call it an attempted cancellation attempt because
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obviously i am not canceled you cannot cancel the top g somebody messaged me and said take you have
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the biggest balls in the world going up you're going up against the entire matrix by yourself
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you're the first person to say things that everyone thinks and are afraid to say you have
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the biggest balls in the world and i said thank you and then they said so for that reason i think
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you might have the biggest dick in the world and then wait i'm going to show you i've got the biggest
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dick in the world officially top g has the biggest dick in the world all right that's how big my dick
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is i'm about to show all right buddy hold the fuck up i don't think i can show that why it's a dick
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it's animal part it's a fucking dick just say it's a finger it's a whale finger do whales have fingers
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they do now jesus god damn bring it in george hold on oh show show on camera i actually got my
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certificate i got my certificate for my biggest dick in the world it's not even a dick yeah i mean
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show show the camera it's not it's not a real dick i don't hold my own dick girls girls girls wait
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what do you mean it's bigger than me wait wait wait wait what can you actually see it yeah i mean
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it's not a real dick chad so nobody take it weird i don't really handle my own dick chicks handle my
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dick for me thank you g how much or how so i've got a certificate here i appreciate the biggest dick
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top g is the biggest dick yeah just put my dick there thank you that's how big my dick is not a
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real dick by the way what do you mean oh you twitch you twitch twitch me stop you're so fucking lame
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who me yeah so lame aiden you are a fat stinky loser get down and do at least 20 push-ups right now
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wow yo this mr clean mr clean vin diesel looking is not gonna laugh at these donos that wasn't even
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funny bro like what the fat stinky loser that's beautiful bro that was not even funny bro fsl
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fsl fsl of the chat hey tate sometimes i dress up my dog in my sister's clothes when i
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does that make my dog a law player what's his sign sometimes i dress him he says sometimes he
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dresses his dog up when he it i mean i always say that's not funny hold the up okay
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wait a second guys i'm i'm tripping off the nicotine bro they you put some in it bro i think
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there's like like like crack in it or some bro that was not funny at all i swear to god it wasn't funny
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i didn't laugh i mean i didn't mean to laugh it was wrong it was very wrong okay go i just went how do i
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get over the situation my ex gf is sleeping with someone older than me i feel depressed and
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frustrated thanks you make sure it never happens again how do you make sure it never happens again
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you have to understand and analyze this is what i was saying earlier that's actually very important
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i said to aiden his girl left him he's convinced himself it's mutual which isn't true he has not
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even analyzed and worked out why she left him you it's like playing chess when you make a mistake
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like aiden's made plenty when your position is you need to analyze it how do you get better hold on a
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shut up how do you get better at chess you sit and you play the game back and say where did i make
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a mistake that's how you become better at chess so when you play the game next time you do not lose
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your chick left you you don't know why you haven't analyzed why he's analyzed it as the guy was older
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than him that's not enough of a reason because there's people older than me who can't take my chick
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you have to understand why she left you what did that man have that you do not have and how do you
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become the man who cannot be replaced replicated or competed with this is what you must do you must
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analyze the chessboard so in front of here in front of the stream to help the man because you care
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about your fans to help the man here that we're trying to help why did your chick leave you i
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mutually ended with her now i'm not going to sit here getting bitchy men don't mutually leave chicks
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we just keep them on the back burner anymore all right listen up baldy listen bro it's hot in here
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i'm sorry you can't get bad bro it's it's hot it's ridiculously hot man you have the ac at like
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80 degrees fahrenheit bro it's ridiculous there's no air coming in i can't do this
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that's fine thank you if you're prepared to show that to the world then
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come on don't body shame me man i'm body shame i'm gonna cancel you for body shame me in 2020 22.
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bro i think i'm getting like a high from this bro did you put like pcp in this bro like angel dust
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i'm like tripping like itchy bro what you put in here bro this motherfucker like drugged me bro what
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the real g's don't get rid of chicks they just stop seeing them and keep them anywhere on the back burner
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like the garden art with my cars she wanted to leave you and i'm asking you why do you even know why
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have you even calculated why you got dumped no and that's why you're going to stay a dummy you need
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to sit and analyze analyze where you failed i need water please why did she leave you i don't know i
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don't know bro and it's honestly to god no that's not what happened is it because she doesn't like the
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big ones bro because when we end up on the island and i have all 50 bitches and there's that one chick
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the ugly one who i don't see he's hoping i'm going to send her to you no she stays mine i'll just see
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her once a year i you will not have she's mine you will have all 50. i'll have all and they're not
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like chips they're not like piece of candy they're beautiful woman all women are beautiful of course
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that's why they're all mine no i i want i want i want one i don't want you got 49 i want one i want
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to fall in love with one i want to have children with one and i want to treat her like my queen and
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that's it and you can have 49 you can do whatever the you want with them but i want one i want to treat
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her like the queen and like she's the only girl in the world call me a simp i don't give a
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fuck that's how that's how i envision things hey you can be in love with one i'm a lover boy you can
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be in love with one woman yeah but you can still have the other 49. i don't want it so when your
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genetic legacy that's what's the problem with this when you're shut up when your genetic