Adin Live - June 25, 2021


Adin Ross, B-Lou, & FaZe Banks Get Lit In Mexico!


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

208.66835

Word Count

2,526

Sentence Count

497

Misogynist Sentences

29

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

On this episode of South Park, the boys are in Mexico, drinking tequilas and celebrating their 80k win in the Battle of the Bay. They also talk about what they do to get drunk in Mexico.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This is a double shot. We're already trashed. Let's go. Cheers, boys. Hey, cheers to that big 80K win.
00:00:14.840 All 500 bucks. Tav, cheers. Tav, take a shot. Tav, take a shot. Tav, take a shot with us. Come on.
00:00:20.760 Take a shot. Come on, man. We have tequila. It's tequila. Wait, stop. There's 42 back there.
00:00:29.000 These fools, we pay a lot of money for this. For this place.
00:00:33.800 But I know where they stash it. I'm telling you. It's on top of the fridge, Eva.
00:00:37.240 Hey, at the end of the day, VLU? I swear.
00:00:39.560 No, listen. Eva, look, look. Tom, I swear to God, there is.
00:00:43.200 VLU, just get me drunk. You don't have to sweat for you.
00:00:45.440 Nah, man. I ain't doing it, man.
00:00:50.640 They're all empty.
00:00:53.100 Who was drinking that shit? Was that dude knocking that shit out today?
00:00:56.520 I don't know. I don't know. You know what? We need Jorge next time, bro.
00:00:58.680 Or else I'm not. Jorge, bro. We need him, bro.
00:01:01.240 Tom, you heard him?
00:01:02.400 Hey, if we don't get Jorge next time, I'm not staying here ever again.
00:01:04.580 Jorge, or he's never staying here ever again?
00:01:06.580 Bro, I love the other people, but bro, they don't even drink with me, bro.
00:01:09.100 And it pisses me off. I'm like, bro, take a shot here.
00:01:11.160 Can I ask you a serious question? Sit down.
00:01:13.880 Don't flinch. Don't flinch.
00:01:15.300 They're gonna hit my nuts.
00:01:16.120 Sit down.
00:01:17.420 I don't have nuts. I have a pussy. What?
00:01:18.620 Do you, are you, do you have an addictive, you have an addictive personality?
00:01:22.240 No.
00:01:22.740 You do, 100%.
00:01:23.800 Okay, when I'm out.
00:01:24.580 Listen, let me, listen, stop. Everyone pause for a second.
00:01:27.620 Not to fuck up the mood, but listen.
00:01:29.500 Oh my.
00:01:30.040 This fool streams on Twitch every single day.
00:01:33.200 He's an addict to the game.
00:01:34.960 Which is great. That's, that's a positive.
00:01:36.740 That's a positive addiction.
00:01:38.180 It is.
00:01:39.060 People are addicted to working out.
00:01:40.680 Cheers to your guys' fucking 80 grand, whatever the fuck it was.
00:01:43.900 Big win, big gun.
00:01:45.320 That's all we eat over here.
00:01:46.540 Cheers. Yo, this one's gonna take us over the edge.
00:01:48.300 You guys know what I mean?
00:01:48.900 This one's gonna take us over the edge.
00:01:49.880 I have a cheer.
00:01:50.480 Big, take glue. Give me that glue.
00:01:51.960 Nah, fuck.
00:01:52.380 Big, take glue. Give me that glue.
00:01:55.980 Here we go.
00:01:56.820 I can't wait to talk to some.
00:01:57.920 Take the whole thing, though.
00:01:58.720 Cheers, cheers, cheers.
00:01:59.860 Cheers, cheers, boys.
00:02:00.840 Fuck this.
00:02:00.920 Fuck my dog.
00:02:01.740 We were at Jetson.
00:02:02.180 I ain't gonna lie.
00:02:02.820 We was going on live.
00:02:03.640 Ricky took us. Come on.
00:02:07.960 That's so much fucking better than Tito's.
00:02:10.240 It is.
00:02:10.680 Oh, God it is.
00:02:11.000 Fuck, bro.
00:02:11.660 Hey, this kid's 20 years old, getting trashed with a 30-year-old, and I don't give a fuck
00:02:16.620 because we're in Mexico.
00:02:18.660 Because we're in Mexico, bitch.
00:02:20.380 Give me whatever the fuck we want, Mexico.
00:02:22.220 Gamble, drink, fuck hookers.
00:02:24.200 We're doing it all, too.
00:02:25.260 Wait, I don't do that, by the way.
00:02:27.460 Don't, dude.
00:02:28.040 Obviously, it wasn't me.
00:02:28.940 It's serious about the hookers, bro.
00:02:30.040 Oh.
00:02:30.320 We both have girlfriends.
00:02:31.360 We're both huge.
00:02:33.100 Wait, we're both girlfriends?
00:02:34.060 All three of us.
00:02:35.040 Yeah.
00:02:35.600 We took all of our girls to combo.
00:02:37.520 Yeah.
00:02:37.920 On the PJ, too.
00:02:38.960 On the PJ.
00:02:40.560 Bow.
00:02:40.960 Hello.
00:02:41.460 Let's go, baby.
00:02:43.080 Let's go.
00:02:44.440 Let's fucking go.
00:02:45.660 All right.
00:02:46.000 All right.
00:02:46.180 Let's run it.
00:02:46.900 Okay.
00:02:47.400 Cool down is over.
00:02:49.120 I'm feeling gems, man.
00:02:50.580 Yeah.
00:02:50.920 I'm feeling the fucking gems.
00:02:51.940 I am too.
00:02:52.240 I am.
00:02:52.720 I feel the gems vibe, bro.
00:02:54.140 I'm feeling the fucking gems vibe.
00:02:55.820 20, 20.
00:02:56.800 20.
00:02:57.160 Not 20.
00:02:57.680 Not 20.
00:02:58.180 We've got to take care of the battle.
00:02:59.440 17.5.
00:03:00.200 Listen.
00:03:00.600 If we lose this, I'm ending stream.
00:03:03.100 We're going to display discipline on the screen.
00:03:05.640 This guy is going to advance.
00:03:07.040 Screen.
00:03:07.540 I know screen.
00:03:08.100 I know screen.
00:03:08.640 Chill.
00:03:09.640 Oh, bro.
00:03:10.340 It's not that fucked up.
00:03:11.660 It's really.
00:03:12.200 Is it that fucked up?
00:03:14.020 Yes.
00:03:14.500 It's not that fucked up.
00:03:15.600 100%.
00:03:16.480 No.
00:03:17.940 It all came from.
00:03:19.060 No.
00:03:19.300 South Park.
00:03:20.000 Listen.
00:03:21.020 Man, where are you fucking my phone?
00:03:22.080 Have you guys ever seen the episode of South Park when Stan Marsh coaches the hockey team?
00:03:27.920 You guys know what I'm talking about?
00:03:28.920 Anybody watch South Park in the fucking show?
00:03:30.420 Come on.
00:03:30.440 Don't tell it.
00:03:31.780 Is it bad?
00:03:32.860 Yeah.
00:03:33.140 Yo, if you're saying it's bad, then I'm not going to tell it.
00:03:36.100 Fuck it, bro.
00:03:36.900 They're all saying yes, bro.
00:03:38.680 It's not that bad, man.
00:03:40.440 Come on.
00:03:40.720 Tell it, bro.
00:03:41.220 It's like a, it's a, it's a theoretical person.
00:03:44.080 It's just funny.
00:03:45.000 Tell it.
00:03:45.480 Like in the way that it's funny in South Park, it's funny.
00:03:48.840 Tell it.
00:03:49.840 We're saying Aiden Ross fans are so special and unique because this fool's, this fool
00:03:58.120 walks down Fairfax and kids pull up on him legitimately.
00:04:02.540 14, 15 year old kids pull up on him and go, Aiden, can I take a picture?
00:04:06.860 Fuck me.
00:04:08.140 Like all of them.
00:04:09.240 You see that.
00:04:09.700 Bro, all of them.
00:04:10.520 No, that shit is crazy.
00:04:11.240 Bro, all of the fans, all Aiden, Aiden's fans want him to fuck him.
00:04:15.620 Listen, I'm telling you right now, listen to me.
00:04:19.340 I know there's some crossover now because we're all in one big happy family.
00:04:22.560 Any of you little motherfuckers pull up on me asking me to fuck you in front of your
00:04:25.540 parents, I'm knocking you the fuck out.
00:04:27.960 No questions asked.
00:04:30.020 14, 15, I'm knocking you the fuck out and then squaring up with your dad and knocking
00:04:33.940 him the fuck out too.
00:04:35.100 Period.
00:04:35.460 That's it.
00:04:36.740 So don't be, don't play that shit with me.
00:04:39.680 Hey, have you ever watched Jay and Silent Bob?
00:04:42.080 Oh my God.
00:04:42.820 Bro, that shit is crazy.
00:04:43.860 Do you know where that comes from?
00:04:44.660 I'll just bomb you up, bro.
00:04:46.520 Yes.
00:04:47.720 Bro, I'm gonna got you crazy like this, bro.
00:04:49.740 Yes.
00:04:50.600 I'll fucking beat a little kid's ass.
00:04:52.700 Why?
00:04:52.960 He owed a buddy, right?
00:04:53.900 He owed a buddy.
00:04:55.460 Fifteen bucks.
00:04:56.480 Fifteen bucks, little man.
00:04:58.220 Put that shit in my hand.
00:05:00.020 If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe.
00:05:03.060 Let's go.
00:05:04.360 Yes.
00:05:04.760 Yes, bro.
00:05:05.580 Yeah, but that was a fucking classic.
00:05:07.160 You know the original one of that is Clerks?
00:05:08.960 You ever watch Clerks?
00:05:09.700 I don't even watch Clerks, no.
00:05:10.600 You have to watch Clerks.
00:05:11.400 Yeah, I'm gonna check that shit out, bro.
00:05:12.440 Clerks is the goat.
00:05:13.400 It's all black and white.
00:05:14.860 It's gas.
00:05:15.340 I'm feeling kind of...
00:05:16.540 Tipsy?
00:05:17.480 I need more.
00:05:18.440 I'm feeling good.
00:05:20.280 You know that song?
00:05:22.000 I look like Banks.
00:05:23.220 I always do that in a club.
00:05:24.260 I look like Banks.
00:05:25.340 Yeah.
00:05:26.420 I got all the girls in the club, too.
00:05:27.800 I look like Banks.
00:05:28.800 Don't say LBF either, dude.
00:05:30.400 Me and my girl are fucking A-OK.
00:05:33.080 Chill the fuck out.
00:05:33.820 She knows I'm crazy.
00:05:35.640 It's fucking...
00:05:36.440 What?
00:05:37.840 Yeah.
00:05:38.060 No, you guys are giving me one, too.
00:05:39.480 Fuck it, bro.
00:05:40.480 Fuck it.
00:05:41.680 Tito.
00:05:42.000 Just bring the...
00:05:42.800 Honestly, at this point, bring the fucking bottles.
00:05:44.260 B-Look.
00:05:44.600 Yeah, get the bottle.
00:05:45.200 Get the bottle.
00:05:45.800 And B-Look, put your dick in the bottle, too.
00:05:50.100 I love you, man.
00:05:51.360 I actually love you.
00:05:52.900 I love you more.
00:05:53.720 Listen, you know how I get...
00:05:55.360 I get frustrated when you get, like...
00:05:56.940 When you get, like, down.
00:05:58.760 Because you're...
00:05:59.520 You don't deserve it.
00:06:01.160 And, like, you don't deserve it to do it to yourself.
00:06:02.820 Sometimes you get, like...
00:06:04.080 But, like...
00:06:04.700 Everybody has bad days, obviously.
00:06:05.960 Like, when you have a bad day, I almost want to beat your ass.
00:06:09.820 Because it's just like, dude.
00:06:11.000 Like, you don't deserve it.
00:06:12.980 You're such a good fucking person, man.
00:06:14.700 I can't stress that enough.
00:06:16.240 Thanks, Ricky.
00:06:16.740 I really can't stress it enough, man.
00:06:18.540 And even fuck all the clout shit.
00:06:20.280 Fuck what...
00:06:20.640 Like, you're doing great.
00:06:21.980 When me and Rice...
00:06:22.820 When we first started talking...
00:06:23.800 Like, that was the feedback.
00:06:25.100 I was like, this kid is just ready to go.
00:06:26.840 And he's, like...
00:06:27.540 Just such a positive person.
00:06:29.300 You guys are following the right person, man.
00:06:30.840 I'm serious.
00:06:30.980 Now, let me ask you a question.
00:06:31.780 Did you say that about Tifu?
00:06:33.580 No.
00:06:33.940 You're infinitely better than Tifu.
00:06:36.420 No.
00:06:37.440 Hey.
00:06:37.980 Me and Tifu are cool.
00:06:39.140 Everything's cool.
00:06:39.800 Tifu's a great kid, too.
00:06:41.600 Honestly.
00:06:42.080 But, like...
00:06:43.160 You guys are totally different people.
00:06:45.000 You guys are totally different people.
00:06:47.040 Totally different people.
00:06:50.220 You're such a piece of...
00:06:51.400 This fool really said that.
00:06:53.660 Release the contract!
00:06:56.060 Before you even said it, I saw it in the chat.
00:06:58.220 I saw it in the chat.
00:06:58.760 Like, as you said it, I saw it.
00:07:02.960 I saw it in the chat.
00:07:03.960 I saw it in the chat.
00:07:05.440 Alright, listen.
00:07:06.120 I'm gonna pour up.
00:07:06.780 Where's your glass at?
00:07:07.600 My shit already right here.
00:07:08.600 I'm not drinking that.
00:07:09.800 I'm not drinking that.
00:07:10.300 Fuck the line.
00:07:11.040 You are drinking this.
00:07:11.920 He said...
00:07:12.860 He said fuck the line.
00:07:14.320 No, I'm drinking this, man.
00:07:15.320 Chill.
00:07:15.920 Alright.
00:07:16.460 Fuck it.
00:07:17.840 Fuck, I'm gonna need them fucking lines.
00:07:18.880 Big dick glue.
00:07:20.140 No, we need a line.
00:07:20.960 Stinky-ass glue in my ass.
00:07:22.760 We need a line.
00:07:23.440 Hell, yeah.
00:07:24.140 I'm like, I'm gonna fuck that.
00:07:25.180 After that one.
00:07:25.560 Nah, wait.
00:07:26.660 You said the last one was gonna put us under?
00:07:28.820 This one, we're trashed.
00:07:30.460 Really?
00:07:30.720 I might not even end the stream.
00:07:31.940 I might just...
00:07:32.480 We might all just walk away.
00:07:34.340 Wait, is this one gonna fuck us up?
00:07:35.620 Yeah, bro.
00:07:36.240 Yes, man.
00:07:37.020 These are all...
00:07:37.740 These are huge shot glass.
00:07:39.220 They're like little cups.
00:07:40.020 We're like eight shots in right now.
00:07:41.160 No, no, seriously.
00:07:44.720 Guys, guys, by the way...
00:07:45.880 You know what I just realized?
00:07:46.480 No, you both know I drink for a liter.
00:07:48.280 You know what I just realized?
00:07:49.100 I can out-drink you.
00:07:52.720 That's hilarious.
00:07:53.760 I can.
00:07:54.100 I literally can't.
00:07:55.740 Okay, so this is what we're gonna do.
00:07:57.340 Is it against TOS for me and you to have a full-blown drink off?
00:08:00.160 No, it's not.
00:08:00.660 We'll do it on your stream too because that's actually content.
00:08:03.240 That's content.
00:08:04.380 Me, you...
00:08:05.500 Not today because there are flights tomorrow.
00:08:06.960 Obviously, obviously, no.
00:08:08.120 Like later in the week.
00:08:09.080 Remember how I told you we should sit down and figure out like sick shit for you to do every day?
00:08:12.820 No, I gotta do it in Mexico because you know it's illegal to do it in the US.
00:08:14.600 Oh, yeah.
00:08:17.120 I don't drink in the US.
00:08:18.540 No, we'll do it in Mexico.
00:08:19.840 We'll do these like, obviously, we're doing the shit, we're in Mexico for Rubet, whatever,
00:08:24.620 but we'll carve out like...
00:08:26.620 That'll be funny.
00:08:27.680 It will.
00:08:27.880 Go before your stream, get trashed, and just gamble.
00:08:32.060 That's funny.
00:08:32.880 That's funny.
00:08:33.420 That's so funny.
00:08:34.380 Is that a W stream idea?
00:08:35.880 It's so good.
00:08:36.600 You guys fuck with that?
00:08:37.300 Yeah.
00:08:37.580 Yo, yo.
00:08:38.180 Yo, Rice.
00:08:38.980 Yo, me, you, Rice, and Bilu.
00:08:40.660 Oh, yeah, I know.
00:08:41.760 Just getting trashed.
00:08:43.480 Really?
00:08:43.700 Yo, you want some of this?
00:08:44.840 Yeah, I got some.
00:08:45.440 I'm waiting for you.
00:08:46.020 I just brought the line.
00:08:46.720 Look at how he brought these out, man.
00:08:48.740 Look at how Bilu brought these out.
00:08:49.900 Yeah, how Bilu.
00:08:50.200 Man, etiquette.
00:08:50.900 Listen, Bilu, you actually are a phenomenal human being.
00:08:54.580 I told you this.
00:08:55.280 Thank you, bro.
00:08:55.900 Yo, yo, yo.
00:08:56.320 Yo, yo.
00:08:56.400 Yo, yo.
00:08:56.700 Yo, yo.
00:08:56.780 Yo, yo.
00:08:56.820 Yo, don't act like you fucking listen.
00:08:59.040 Me and Rice have been fucking with y'all for a while.
00:09:00.280 Not on my mind.
00:09:00.880 Not on my mind.
00:09:01.120 No, facts.
00:09:02.180 We go back.
00:09:02.940 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:09:03.520 We go way back.
00:09:04.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:04.500 So shut the fuck up.
00:09:05.300 When you were fucking 16 years old, fucking artsy.
00:09:07.360 I used to watch him.
00:09:08.380 In high school, I used to watch him.
00:09:09.380 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:09.920 Bro, listen, every day?
00:09:11.400 Yeah, of course I would.
00:09:12.060 You know what I'm saying.
00:09:12.360 Phase the fuck up, baby.
00:09:13.480 Listen, bro.
00:09:14.480 Listen, bro.
00:09:15.360 Bilu.
00:09:15.980 Like, literally when I was 16, I remember getting home from high school.
00:09:18.060 I would hit my dad, Pim.
00:09:19.400 You know, turn on my computer.
00:09:20.960 Watch you.
00:09:21.940 Pull up my dick and jerk off.
00:09:23.700 Oh, fuck, buddy.
00:09:26.900 And when I was 13, I used to finger my pussy to you.
00:09:29.320 You're stupid, bro.
00:09:35.300 You're so stupid.
00:09:36.980 Hey, I love you guys.
00:09:38.180 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:38.660 Oh, yeah, wait, wait.
00:09:39.460 You're taking a shot right now?
00:09:40.420 Holy shit.
00:09:41.040 What?
00:09:41.500 Damn.
00:09:46.420 That's so gross.
00:09:47.480 Come on, cheers.
00:09:48.140 Wait, why am I doing more than you?
00:09:50.020 Buddy, by the way, I've had the fucking to the tip top the last fucking...
00:09:54.000 Look at me.
00:09:56.540 Dude, I got that.
00:09:58.320 Yo, yo, it looks like the AT&T logo.
00:10:00.740 Like that.
00:10:01.220 Raising the bar.
00:10:02.880 Let's go.
00:10:03.440 Cheers.
00:10:04.040 I love you guys.
00:10:04.740 Fuck.
00:10:05.000 This is going to fuck us up.
00:10:06.180 Yeah, I know.
00:10:06.660 I already know.
00:10:06.940 That's why I took half shit.
00:10:12.440 It's over with.
00:10:14.020 It's over with.
00:10:14.980 Okay.
00:10:16.980 Now, boys.
00:10:17.880 Boys, listen.
00:10:18.360 It's over with.
00:10:20.660 Listen.
00:10:22.140 We have an 80K balance right now.
00:10:24.380 Okay.
00:10:24.660 We didn't even touch the balance.
00:10:25.720 We haven't even touched it.
00:10:26.640 No, it's good.
00:10:27.060 It's good, though.
00:10:27.640 It's good.
00:10:27.940 You win like that.
00:10:28.980 Cool off.
00:10:29.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:30.320 Keep going with your boys.
00:10:30.900 We have good vibes right now.
00:10:31.580 No, no, no.
00:10:31.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:31.940 This is great.
00:10:32.480 This is fucking great vibes.
00:10:33.980 Yeah.
00:10:35.080 Cool off.
00:10:35.760 Get the vibes right.
00:10:38.100 The goal is 200K.
00:10:39.400 I said it before.
00:10:40.160 I thought in my mind.
00:10:41.020 I just thought about backtracking.
00:10:42.740 100K.
00:10:43.420 Fuck that, man.
00:10:44.100 We're going to 200K.
00:10:44.960 Dick.
00:10:45.180 Never comes out when I want to...
00:10:47.800 Bro, remember how he came out the first...
00:10:49.340 Bro, those two ones.
00:10:51.040 I'll suck my own dick on Twitch.
00:10:52.660 I swear I don't give a fuck if I get banned.
00:10:54.520 I swear, bro.
00:10:55.700 I swear, bro.
00:10:56.780 Give me that blue dog.
00:10:57.640 That was crazy.
00:10:58.160 When I was six years old...
00:10:59.320 I swear I'll pull my dick out and suck on it.
00:11:01.220 When I was six years old...
00:11:02.180 I once took Ameri...
00:11:03.300 You know American cheese?
00:11:04.060 I was wrapped up in that plastic shit.
00:11:05.720 Yeah.
00:11:06.360 Listen.
00:11:07.300 Listen.
00:11:09.020 I wrapped it around my dick.
00:11:10.940 And had my dog eat.
00:11:17.260 Yo, what the fuck?
00:11:19.080 I'm just kidding.
00:11:20.120 What?
00:11:21.240 I'm kidding.
00:11:21.660 It was peanut butter.
00:11:22.580 Woof, woof, baby.
00:11:23.860 Hey.
00:11:24.400 You should do that.
00:11:25.460 Hey, Ruben's got you guys with the code.
00:11:26.920 Hey.
00:11:27.440 Big love for Ruben.
00:11:28.500 Promo code FAM.
00:11:29.880 Supports me and the family.
00:11:31.240 Let's fucking go.
00:11:31.940 We got to code.
00:11:32.260 You're so stupid, bro.
00:11:35.220 Bro, I'm feeling...
00:11:36.840 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:38.560 Aiden, you know Aiden be slipping shit in there, too.
00:11:41.000 You know he's pouring the shots back there,
00:11:42.940 slipping a little something extra in there?
00:11:44.920 You already know.
00:11:47.340 Dude, we are fucking on it.
00:11:49.060 On me.
00:11:49.820 We also shit, for sure.
00:11:52.460 Bro, it's a vibe, man.
00:11:53.420 I'm telling you.
00:11:54.540 Bro, I'm telling you.
00:11:55.200 Big thing in this game, which is a vibe.
00:11:57.080 No, no, no.
00:11:57.580 You got to have that vibe, man.
00:11:58.480 You got to have that energy, bro.
00:11:58.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:59.560 Aiden, when you're like, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:12:01.680 You don't win.
00:12:02.280 You lose.
00:12:02.800 You lose.
00:12:02.820 Nope.
00:12:03.300 You can't think about it, bro.
00:12:04.520 You just got to fucking do this shit.
00:12:05.300 Jams.
00:12:05.600 We got to go back to jams.