Adin Live - January 05, 2022


Adin Ross E-Date Funny Moment Compilation!

Topics
Spurs Raptors bet
Hosted by
Aidin Ross
Mentioned
Steph Curry Shimmy Spurs DeJounte Murray Russell Westbrook DeAndre Aiden Jay Crowder Javel McGee Brogdon Bron Par E. The DeAndre Ayton Terry Rozier Vibes Cartel Kevin Walker Chris LaVert Derrick Rose JaVale McGee Shimmy Sheem Bella Ports and 12 more
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Episode Stats


Length

31 minutes

Words per minute

194.72

Word count

6,049

Sentence count

975

Harmful content

Misogyny

85

sentences flagged

Toxicity

474

sentences flagged

Hate speech

77

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

On this episode of we have our first guest, Aiden. We talk about sex, dating, and a lot of other stuff. We hope you enjoy this episode, sit down, and have a nice drink.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 Yes, ma'am, I sure will.
00:00:01.640 If he can make this happen, Jack.
00:00:02.680 Okay, in five seconds.
00:00:03.980 All right.
00:00:05.440 All right, turn around, turn around, turn around.
00:00:06.840 Absolutely not.
00:00:07.480 Turn around, yo!
00:00:09.400 What's wrong with you, bro?
00:00:10.700 Yo, yo, yo, really, bro?
00:00:12.780 Hold on one second.
00:00:14.080 Hold on, Tiana. 1.00
00:00:17.020 Bro, what the fuck is your problem? 1.00
00:00:20.080 My fault. 0.99
00:00:20.640 It came out of me, I'm sorry.
00:00:22.260 It's okay.
00:00:22.920 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fix.
00:00:24.360 Okay, I'm gonna fix it.
00:00:25.660 I'm gonna fix it.
00:00:26.860 It's okay.
00:00:27.500 My fault, my fault.
00:00:28.280 It came out of me.
00:00:29.140 I know, I know.
00:00:30.000 All right, it's okay.
00:00:30.660 I'm gonna just, no, you're good.
00:00:32.180 You're good.
00:00:32.560 Just take a deep breath.
00:00:33.580 Listen, close your eyes.
00:00:34.860 Take a breath.
00:00:36.000 With me, ready?
00:00:38.020 Out.
00:00:39.180 All right, come on.
00:00:40.000 I'm back, I'm back.
00:00:40.740 All right, I'm gonna put you in the next round, okay? 1.00
00:00:45.060 Bro, I will eat your ass, shorty. 1.00
00:00:48.300 I will eat your ass. 1.00
00:00:50.360 Which way? 1.00
00:00:50.780 I will put the ass up and I will lick that. 1.00
00:00:53.320 I will open it. 1.00
00:00:55.140 Put the tongue in your butt and I'll lick your toes. 1.00
00:00:57.580 Hey, I'll get nasty, shorty. 1.00
00:00:58.560 I like putting, I like getting nasty. 1.00
00:01:00.780 I like, you like fucking? 1.00
00:01:02.760 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:01:03.360 I love fucking. 1.00
00:01:04.380 I ain't gonna lie to you. 1.00
00:01:05.040 That's one of my.
00:01:05.820 What?
00:01:07.140 Get so clear.
00:01:10.120 Oh, my bad.
00:01:11.120 I was just blasting your song, Vicky.
00:01:12.820 You know, I went down and be listening to. 1.00
00:01:14.060 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:15.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:01:16.260 I can't even hear you. 1.00
00:01:17.420 Bro, booty is so funny.
00:01:19.180 Bro, I have a question for Aiden.
00:01:20.880 Yeah.
00:01:21.180 Why you didn't go on a date with me? 1.00
00:01:24.540 Because he likes dick. 1.00
00:01:25.880 That's a very good question, Ashley. 1.00
00:01:27.500 You know, I would have and I was going to, but it's just like, there's nobody that can
00:01:31.800 host it like me.
00:01:32.560 I'm the best host there is.
00:01:33.820 So, I had to.
00:01:35.140 Yeah.
00:01:35.920 Yeah.
00:01:36.400 I'm trying to remember your answers.
00:01:41.100 Par, I'm sorry.
00:01:42.140 I have a big ego.
00:01:43.000 I have a big ego.
00:01:45.700 No. 1.00
00:01:46.300 But is it only because the answer or is it because I'm ugly as fuck? 1.00
00:01:50.820 No. 1.00
00:01:51.160 That was the answer.
00:01:52.260 I'm a huge ego.
00:01:54.200 But, but, but is there anything I can do to stay?
00:01:56.920 Baby, I want you.
00:01:57.660 I love you so much.
00:01:58.760 Please.
00:01:59.560 I love you too.
00:02:00.940 You're my dream girl.
00:02:01.980 Please, can I stay?
00:02:03.280 I'm begging.
00:02:05.040 Okay, after this, just slide in the DMs. 1.00
00:02:07.940 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:09.020 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:02:10.360 Okay, baby. 1.00
00:02:11.140 Bye-bye.
00:02:11.700 Ta-ta.
00:02:12.020 Hey, but look, though.
00:02:12.920 Hey, by the way.
00:02:13.500 All right, by the way.
00:02:14.100 All right, but look, though.
00:02:14.860 I got a, like, a psychological question, okay?
00:02:17.120 Mm-hmm.
00:02:18.040 Say if we're the last two people on Earth and we had to reproduce to make the world.
00:02:20.640 Don't even predict this.
00:02:21.580 No!
00:02:22.880 Reproduce with me?
00:02:23.620 Actually, never mind.
00:02:24.880 You can do it.
00:02:25.440 No, because that means our kids will have to intertwine and then their kids, no. 0.91
00:02:29.220 No.
00:02:30.940 Who's going to stop me?
00:02:33.780 I will.
00:02:34.660 Who's going to stop me?
00:02:36.420 I will.
00:02:37.180 If we're the last two people on Earth, who's going to stop me?
00:02:40.240 You're not stopping me!
00:02:44.700 If we're the last two people on Earth, who's going to stop me?
00:02:47.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:47.400 Come on, come on, come on. 0.97
00:02:49.620 Hold up, hold up.
00:02:50.460 Chill out, chill out.
00:02:51.360 Just, you're good.
00:02:52.940 You're re...
00:02:53.260 Muff up, muff.
00:02:53.760 Family-oriented, hardworking, funny.
00:02:57.720 I need someone funny.
00:02:59.020 I don't want to be with someone more.
00:03:00.300 What do you mean by, like, family-orientated, like, incest?
00:03:05.240 No!
00:03:06.080 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. 1.00
00:03:07.260 What's up, f**k? 0.99
00:03:08.220 I like your energy, man. 1.00
00:03:09.380 I'm a free, f**k, so that's good. 0.99
00:03:11.020 Hey, how many bodies you got, though? 1.00
00:03:13.000 Do you...
00:03:13.420 I lost count, so don't even ask me.
00:03:15.480 I lost count.
00:03:16.140 I don't want to know how many you have. 0.98
00:03:18.380 I need me a seasoned, n***a. 1.00
00:03:19.520 How many you got? 1.00
00:03:21.260 Shit. 1.00
00:03:21.900 I lost count after, like, 50-something. 1.00
00:03:23.880 On God.
00:03:24.500 I finally could tell the truth in these m***a... 1.00
00:03:26.060 I used to lie in this s***. 0.98
00:03:27.280 Hey, after 50, I lost count on God. 0.98
00:03:29.600 I don't even know, shorty. 0.98
00:03:31.580 What's the freakiest s*** you've ever done? 0.99
00:03:33.800 Or just say some freaking s*** that you've done. 1.00
00:03:35.640 Oh, s***. 1.00
00:03:36.340 Lick my b***h ass from the front. 1.00
00:03:40.060 Back that s*** and play with that pussy. 1.00
00:03:41.980 I love eating... 1.00
00:03:42.540 What? 0.99
00:03:42.780 When I eat that s***? 0.99
00:03:43.840 I'm falling on grade. 0.99
00:03:44.700 I take a bit of soul.
00:03:47.240 Ooh.
00:03:49.260 Ooh.
00:03:49.760 I can show you some demonstrations, but, hey, man.
00:03:51.940 Hey, I like her already, for that.
00:03:53.260 That's it, man.
00:03:54.220 She with it.
00:03:55.820 Yo.
00:03:56.620 You're done with me.
00:03:57.840 Wait, wait.
00:03:58.120 Yeah, you're done with me.
00:03:58.980 You want my time.
00:03:59.940 I'm falling on grade.
00:04:00.500 Y'all come back?
00:04:02.000 Okay.
00:04:02.640 No, you know what?
00:04:03.140 I'm not even tripping.
00:04:03.920 You know, I'm back in the league now and stuff like that.
00:04:06.000 You know, I'm going to just go get me a trip with Giannis.
00:04:07.920 Like, I'm going to do my thing.
00:04:09.320 You know, if you were any other girl, Tiana, I would go crazy. 0.97
00:04:12.180 I'm not going to lie, but you're a child of God.
00:04:14.820 So, I'm going to keep it PG.
00:04:17.540 I'm going to just take my L.
00:04:18.820 I'm going to go bump some DDG. 1.00
00:04:20.920 And, you know what?
00:04:23.200 You know, have a...
00:04:24.500 Nice, guys.
00:04:25.400 I'm out.
00:04:26.020 Okay.
00:04:26.400 You have a blessed day, Tiana.
00:04:27.460 You have a blessed day.
00:04:28.400 Yo! 1.00
00:04:29.720 Hey, fuck you. 1.00
00:04:30.220 And I love to, you know, like, really... 1.00
00:04:32.140 I want to have, like...
00:04:33.000 I want to really, like, be with you, man.
00:04:34.620 And it's kind of crazy how my heart is crumbling like this.
00:04:37.300 But you really make my heart ache, man.
00:04:38.780 Like, seriously.
00:04:39.480 And I really want you...
00:04:40.680 I have a crush on you.
00:04:42.320 And I would really appreciate if you can, like, you know, really, like...
00:04:45.300 What the...
00:04:45.940 Oh, you know, taking it to me.
00:04:47.140 You know?
00:04:48.020 Right.
00:04:48.400 Okay.
00:04:49.360 Okay.
00:04:49.740 All right.
00:04:49.980 I got...
00:04:50.540 All right.
00:04:51.320 All right.
00:04:51.620 That's it.
00:04:52.160 That's it.
00:04:52.520 I'm done.
00:04:53.200 All right.
00:04:53.560 What's up, Zane? 1.00
00:04:56.000 Hey, watch your fucking mouth. 1.00
00:04:57.240 Don't talk to me like that. 1.00
00:04:58.100 She said, what's up? 1.00
00:04:58.880 What the fucking... 1.00
00:04:59.520 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:05:00.200 I thought she said my fault. 1.00
00:05:01.240 I thought she said something else.
00:05:03.240 My fault.
00:05:03.780 I thought she said something else.
00:05:04.720 You're good.
00:05:05.220 What's up?
00:05:05.580 I bet I'll be the best or the top three head you've ever had.
00:05:09.700 I don't think so.
00:05:10.660 I'm not going to say number one because, you know, I'm not going to...
00:05:13.160 I'm not going to...
00:05:13.580 You're going to make me a believer because I don't know. 1.00
00:05:15.500 That shit might be wacky. 0.99
00:05:16.760 I might just... 1.00
00:05:17.440 The hype might just be...
00:05:18.440 I ain't sick.
00:05:21.320 Okay. 1.00
00:05:22.100 You don't know how I say shit. 0.99
00:05:24.200 I ain't going to lie. 1.00
00:05:24.640 I'm going to fuck you like I love you, though, because I just... 1.00
00:05:26.640 That's just how I do my shit. 1.00
00:05:28.400 Man, what's up? 1.00
00:05:29.060 You chock that ass. 1.00
00:05:30.300 You know, you know, watch your mouth, bro. 1.00
00:05:31.800 Like, you're like, watch your fucking mouth, man. 1.00
00:05:33.500 I ain't going to lie. 1.00
00:05:34.020 You ain't going to talk crazy to me, nigga. 1.00
00:05:35.520 Listen, you going to call me fat, nigga? 1.00
00:05:37.360 Call me big jump, nigga. 1.00
00:05:38.880 That's what you call me, nigga. 1.00
00:05:39.680 Don't ever call me fat. 0.99
00:05:40.600 What's in my dance, nigga? 1.00
00:05:41.900 Listen, nigga, what's up with you? 1.00
00:05:43.000 How's your day been? 0.98
00:05:43.620 I like your voice.
00:05:45.140 You like my voice? 1.00
00:05:46.620 It's sexy as fuck. 0.99
00:05:48.160 I think I've seen you one time. 1.00
00:05:49.760 I was jerking off on, you know, Pornhub. 0.99
00:05:52.660 And I think I saw you on there. 1.00
00:05:55.180 What are you jerking off to me? 1.00
00:05:59.780 What? 1.00
00:06:00.480 You want me to? 1.00
00:06:01.280 Yeah, I mean, if you're jerking off on Pornhub and you've seen me, how did you see me without 1.00
00:06:07.400 jerking off to me? 1.00
00:06:08.420 That's actually pretty true.
00:06:09.820 That's very true, you know?
00:06:12.400 Let me get a rebuttal, okay? 0.98
00:06:15.480 So you're keeping a nigga with a wolf spider top. 1.00
00:06:19.540 The fuck is on that nigga's head? 1.00
00:06:21.560 First of all, that nigga got black tree moss on his head. 1.00
00:06:24.400 Then this nigga, Pornhub, forehead get longer. 1.00
00:06:26.940 Every fucking day, I see this nigga grow an inch. 1.00
00:06:30.140 Casinet is a foot tall, my nigga. 1.00
00:06:32.460 You're keeping all of these niggas instead of me. 1.00
00:06:35.020 And I started a non-profit.
00:06:36.620 You never care for the people with me? 0.97
00:06:38.280 The question is, last time you had sex? 0.95
00:06:39.760 Yes. 0.98
00:06:40.080 Um, I ain't have sex since sex had me. 0.98
00:06:45.480 That's what God said. 0.99
00:06:47.580 Hey, nuisance. 0.96
00:06:48.660 That's you, bro.
00:06:51.720 Yokes.
00:06:52.400 See ya, bro.
00:06:53.520 Yo, Shimmy. 0.93
00:06:54.160 Kai, relax.
00:06:55.500 Take a deep breath, buddy.
00:06:58.580 Shimmy. 1.00
00:06:59.340 What the fuck? 1.00
00:06:59.720 Shimmy, why do you look so angry, bro? 1.00
00:07:02.580 Bro, let me get Kai's money in there. 0.99
00:07:04.640 What is Shimmy shit? 1.00
00:07:05.240 Oh, when did the last time you got some pussy, bitch? 1.00
00:07:07.900 Let's take a ride in, Dick? 1.00
00:07:09.060 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:07:09.840 What ass bitch? 1.00
00:07:10.560 What the last time you got? 1.00
00:07:11.400 What the fuck is up on his shirt? 0.99
00:07:12.800 Hey. 0.99
00:07:14.380 Yo, send you to the question.
00:07:16.240 Answer it. 1.00
00:07:16.860 Damn. 0.99
00:07:17.520 All right, now. 0.99
00:07:18.000 Ash! 0.99
00:07:18.560 Let me shut the fuck up! 1.00
00:07:19.980 Ash, you fucking bitch! 1.00
00:07:21.760 Listen here, you ugly fucking cut! 1.00
00:07:23.820 I beat my dick to you every fucking day! 1.00
00:07:26.160 Fuck you, bitch! 1.00
00:07:27.020 Fuck everything about you! 1.00
00:07:28.760 I beat my dick to you every fucking day! 1.00
00:07:32.040 I beat him, I shit! 1.00
00:07:33.420 So many kids wasted on you! 1.00
00:07:35.560 I wasted all my fucking energy and kids on your bitch ass! 1.00
00:07:38.240 Fuck you, fuck everybody in this e-date, man! 1.00
00:07:40.820 I'm gonna let you know you a bitch! 1.00
00:07:42.340 Fuck you, you can suck my fucking dick! 1.00
00:07:44.500 Because listen here, hey, nobody in this e-date wants you! 1.00
00:07:46.860 Stop feeling wanted!
00:07:47.840 Nobody wants you! 1.00
00:07:48.580 You nothing but a fucking thot! 1.00
00:07:50.460 All right. 1.00
00:07:51.020 What is your mother's maiden name? 1.00
00:07:53.200 Damn! 1.00
00:07:54.400 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:07:55.460 What's going on?
00:07:57.320 Listen, what is this?
00:07:58.180 A police interview interrogation?
00:08:00.280 No, no, no.
00:08:01.000 It's just a question.
00:08:01.820 You don't have to answer it. 1.00
00:08:03.020 What does my mother got to do with me eating your pussy? 1.00
00:08:05.280 But that's all right. 1.00
00:08:07.520 That's what I'm really into, shit like that. 1.00
00:08:09.820 Like, eating pussy, tricking, like, spending all my money on girls that I like, taking them 1.00
00:08:15.360 on vacations, you know what I'm saying, buying whatever they want. 1.00
00:08:17.360 I'm really, I'm really like, yo, slave.
00:08:19.380 Like, I'm just here for you.
00:08:21.280 You don't even, you don't even...
00:08:22.740 Are you, uh, are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?
00:08:25.840 No.
00:08:26.420 You don't, you don't...
00:08:27.240 Next.
00:08:27.880 Wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:08:28.540 I am subscribed to my OnlyFans. 0.99
00:08:29.280 Damn! 0.99
00:08:30.240 Oh, oh, okay. 1.00
00:08:31.280 Okay, never mind.
00:08:32.520 Yeah, I am.
00:08:34.040 That's hot.
00:08:34.920 I like hot. 1.00
00:08:36.760 What are you fucking doing? 1.00
00:08:39.000 What? 1.00
00:08:39.840 Girl, bye! 0.99
00:08:40.920 Move over! 1.00
00:08:41.520 Are you fucking crazy? 1.00
00:08:43.120 What? 1.00
00:08:44.180 Who is that?
00:08:45.200 Yeah.
00:08:45.480 Seriously.
00:08:46.160 What?
00:08:46.780 Let's...
00:08:47.060 Is that your mom?
00:08:48.020 Move over, right?
00:08:48.900 Seriously. 1.00
00:08:49.380 Don't be stupid. 1.00
00:08:50.880 I'm just trying to... 1.00
00:08:51.520 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
00:08:52.240 Is this your mom? 1.00
00:08:53.760 You're naked. 0.65
00:08:54.600 What is it? 1.00
00:08:54.980 Are you a fucking porn star? 1.00
00:08:56.120 What, mom? 1.00
00:08:56.760 What is this?
00:08:57.600 Mom.
00:08:58.220 Nobody's about to be one, so girl, get out. 1.00
00:09:00.700 I'm about to be a porn star. 1.00
00:09:01.420 Damn! 1.00
00:09:02.340 Something disappointing. 1.00
00:09:03.700 I swear.
00:09:05.340 Is this your mom?
00:09:08.740 Don't worry. 0.99
00:09:09.320 We can make you millions on porn star. 0.57
00:09:12.020 You can buy her a house and a car one day, so she just goes...
00:09:15.300 All right.
00:09:16.060 ...to other people, and then they hurt me, you know?
00:09:18.080 And I'm also very good at the hunky-dunky, baby. 0.99
00:09:22.240 You look like Terry Rozier and Lil Uzi had sex. 0.99
00:09:32.040 Talk to me. 1.00
00:09:33.380 All right, so... 0.99
00:09:34.460 What type of nigga you like? 1.00
00:09:37.220 Give me here. 0.99
00:09:38.140 I like a funny one. 0.82
00:09:40.540 Hey, baby, there ain't shit about me funny, bruh. 0.55
00:09:42.960 None of my jewelry funny. 0.99
00:09:44.220 None of my fucking words funny. 0.98
00:09:46.400 I just bring it to you like it is. 0.99
00:09:48.360 What else you like?
00:09:49.140 You talking to me?
00:09:50.360 Baby, hold on.
00:09:51.160 Let me look at you a little bit closer,
00:09:52.740 because you talking about... 0.99
00:09:54.200 Yo, this is funny as shit. 0.99
00:09:57.600 I know you like what you see. 1.00
00:09:58.700 Shit, I... 1.00
00:09:59.440 Yeah, talk to me. 1.00
00:10:00.240 I'm real crazy. 1.00
00:10:01.280 I'll fuck you, toss you in the air, and leave you there. 1.00
00:10:06.940 I'm playing with you. 1.00
00:10:07.460 Come back on it.
00:10:08.280 I want to sit back on it or something. 1.00
00:10:09.620 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:10.280 Oh, no. 1.00
00:10:10.540 Come sit back on it.
00:10:11.560 I got some crazy moves that nobody be doing.
00:10:13.800 It's called a helicopter.
00:10:15.000 Trying to find out? 1.00
00:10:16.420 Wait, with your dick or your tongue? 1.00
00:10:18.200 You said what? 1.00
00:10:19.480 It's with my dick. 1.00
00:10:22.740 That's what I do. 1.00
00:10:23.500 Look.
00:10:23.860 Now, that's what I do.
00:10:24.680 You gotta have a big one to helicopter it, 1.00
00:10:26.700 because the fuck can't just... 0.99
00:10:27.740 Nah, I don't know if your helicopter is the same... 1.00
00:10:29.120 Let me see the print.
00:10:30.220 Hold on.
00:10:30.620 Look, look, look, look.
00:10:31.200 We gonna get to all that.
00:10:32.340 Relax.
00:10:33.660 I'm the coach. 0.99
00:10:34.520 You sit the fuck down, and you listen, aight? 0.99
00:10:37.080 Aight, listen. 0.99
00:10:38.280 I'm gonna grab you up like this,
00:10:40.000 and when I'm hitting it,
00:10:41.160 I'll be gonna be turning around like this. 0.54
00:10:42.940 Crazy.
00:10:43.880 While I'm hitting the spot.
00:10:46.120 Yeah, why?
00:10:47.200 Why?
00:10:47.500 You ever did that before?
00:10:49.080 Oh, you might throw up?
00:10:49.680 I might throw up.
00:10:50.600 All right.
00:10:50.940 You could choose your level of sensitivity,
00:10:52.920 so we could go slow if you want to.
00:10:54.420 Just for you.
00:10:55.640 All right? 1.00
00:10:55.960 I want you to bend me out that window and fuck me. 1.00
00:10:58.700 Oh, that's over. 1.00
00:11:00.280 Say what's up? 1.00
00:11:01.460 Open that shit up. 1.00
00:11:02.420 I don't want to fall out there. 1.00
00:11:03.800 Right here with it.
00:11:04.560 Like this. 1.00
00:11:05.060 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:05.700 All of your ribs, 1.00
00:11:06.400 and I'll be whining with that shit like this. 1.00
00:11:09.360 Whining that shit. 1.00
00:11:10.200 Let me know. 1.00
00:11:11.160 The one that says he has five bodies,
00:11:13.000 you gotta go.
00:11:15.220 Or 500.
00:11:16.720 Yeah, you gotta go.
00:11:17.480 Par E.
00:11:19.220 The...
00:11:19.820 Hold on, hold on.
00:11:20.660 Par E, would you like to talk?
00:11:23.020 Can I ask why, baby?
00:11:24.240 You know, we connected so well. 1.00
00:11:25.700 You wanted to fuck me. 1.00
00:11:26.720 You know, I don't know what the fuck happened. 1.00
00:11:29.880 I still want to fuck you, 1.00
00:11:31.000 but look, I want... 1.00
00:11:32.260 I got to pick one of these guys. 1.00
00:11:33.740 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:34.040 They're more of a... 1.00
00:11:34.740 I don't know.
00:11:35.260 They just got more going on.
00:11:37.160 I do, too. 1.00
00:11:39.440 I am fucking at the dealership. 0.99
00:11:41.440 Look, your car broke down. 0.99
00:11:42.520 I don't need a man with a broke down car anyways, so... 1.00
00:11:45.440 Are you trying to say I don't have enough money
00:11:46.980 to buy another one?
00:11:48.760 I don't know.
00:11:51.480 Mother, you know, it's okay.
00:11:52.900 You're literally still sitting there.
00:11:54.440 You ain't had an Uber coming to you up.
00:11:55.860 She need a man. 0.99
00:11:56.400 She need a man. 0.99
00:11:57.080 I don't know. 1.00
00:11:57.180 I have a man for fucking... 1.00
00:11:58.380 AA has a cane. 1.00
00:12:00.420 I don't know what's going on.
00:12:01.440 Baby, I haven't talked to you in like 20 minutes. 0.99
00:12:03.380 I came to the fucking dealership. 1.00
00:12:06.860 And I fucking... 0.99
00:12:08.220 So tell me, what are like some things 0.97
00:12:10.020 that you like to do for fun?
00:12:11.260 You know, if me and you spent some time together,
00:12:12.860 what are we going to do?
00:12:16.480 Um...
00:12:16.960 I don't know.
00:12:18.940 You're supposed to be telling me
00:12:19.900 what you're going to do with me.
00:12:21.100 You're taking me on a date.
00:12:22.960 Well, then you know what?
00:12:23.800 Then you know what?
00:12:24.360 I'm not even going to take you on a date.
00:12:25.820 You know what?
00:12:26.200 I'm going to just bring you to a hotel room 0.87
00:12:27.840 and we're going to do some stuff there.
00:12:29.020 How about that?
00:12:30.360 How about that?
00:12:31.180 Okay, okay.
00:12:31.740 Listen, baby, can we get an Ootadu?
00:12:34.760 A what?
00:12:35.600 An Ootadu?
00:12:36.300 You know, it's like the Ootadu outfit of the day. 1.00
00:12:43.460 Damn, bro! 1.00
00:12:45.740 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:46.460 Her tongue is... 1.00
00:12:47.120 Okay, let me get...
00:12:47.720 Okay.
00:12:48.140 Okay.
00:12:48.640 Hold on.
00:12:49.320 I look crazy right now.
00:12:50.740 But I got my...
00:12:52.120 See?
00:12:52.540 Oh, oh, oh.
00:12:56.240 Oh my God.
00:12:57.580 I got my hair done, y'all.
00:12:58.780 My hair on the floor.
00:12:59.600 I don't mean to, you know,
00:13:01.340 just come out of anywhere
00:13:02.460 and just say this, 1.00
00:13:03.660 but you have some very big boobs. 0.99
00:13:06.300 How you doing? 1.00
00:13:10.500 Good.
00:13:11.000 You fine as hell.
00:13:11.900 I ain't going to lie to you. 1.00
00:13:13.240 Fuck. 1.00
00:13:14.040 Appreciate that. 1.00
00:13:15.180 Where you from?
00:13:16.640 Atlanta, where you from?
00:13:18.560 I'm from around the D.C. area, Mo.
00:13:20.720 Hey, look.
00:13:21.520 Let me tell you something.
00:13:23.020 Where you from?
00:13:24.580 What that is on your lips? 1.00
00:13:26.340 Man, fuck. 1.00
00:13:27.240 Fuck talking about my lips. 1.00
00:13:29.020 Let me tell you something. 1.00
00:13:29.780 I have eczema, okay?
00:13:32.640 I have eczema.
00:13:33.440 I have a condition for my lips.
00:13:39.060 Do you have a condition for your addiction?
00:13:43.320 I don't got no addiction.
00:13:44.960 Oh, no.
00:13:46.140 Because I'm saying that
00:13:47.200 because I'm addicted to you.
00:13:49.340 Oh, you funny as hell.
00:13:50.580 You slick.
00:13:51.900 Yeah, I'm saying, though. 1.00
00:13:53.820 Listen, you like massages and shit? 0.99
00:13:59.820 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:14:00.980 Okay.
00:14:01.600 Okay. 0.98
00:14:02.240 You got some big ass teeth. 1.00
00:14:04.080 I ain't going to lie to you. 1.00
00:14:05.060 Them hoes are white as hell. 1.00
00:14:06.300 I like them. 1.00
00:14:06.840 You got some big ass shit around your lips. 1.00
00:14:13.140 You funny. 1.00
00:14:14.360 She actually is funny as fuck. 0.99
00:14:15.200 Hey, I ain't going to lie to you. 1.00
00:14:16.120 You got that fat butt energy. 1.00
00:14:17.980 You got a fat butt? 1.00
00:14:19.060 What's your name? 1.00
00:14:19.980 My name Mel.
00:14:20.820 I like you a lot.
00:14:21.800 I ain't going to lie to you.
00:14:23.240 See, I got my hair dead like you.
00:14:26.340 How old you is?
00:14:27.940 I'm 21. 1.00
00:14:29.420 Shit. 1.00
00:14:30.240 What's up with you? 1.00
00:14:30.920 How old are you?
00:14:33.020 21. 1.00
00:14:33.700 You ugly as hell. 1.00
00:14:34.820 No, you ugly as hell. 1.00
00:14:37.760 Them nasty ass eyebrows. 1.00
00:14:39.560 No, but, uh, so you play sports? 0.99
00:14:45.820 No.
00:14:46.820 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:14:47.920 So what the fuck you do? 1.00
00:14:48.960 You just sit there? 1.00
00:14:51.140 What you do?
00:14:52.680 Man, look, I invest.
00:14:54.120 I do it all, baby.
00:14:55.420 Hey, look, we going to get...
00:14:56.500 What you me investing in?
00:14:58.260 I invest in time and putting into my hygiene 1.00
00:15:00.860 unlike your ugly ass. 1.00
00:15:02.220 Shut your ugly ass up. 1.00
00:15:05.100 I'm on your stupid ass. 1.00
00:15:06.560 Your big head ass. 1.00
00:15:07.320 Your big toe ass. 1.00
00:15:08.800 You nasty. 1.00
00:15:10.100 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1.00
00:15:11.500 How many bodies do you have?
00:15:13.640 Um, like seven?
00:15:17.340 Six?
00:15:18.260 Yeah, I got six bodies.
00:15:20.020 Beautiful.
00:15:20.300 Yeah, I take real good care of myself.
00:15:23.800 I would never want to give you a car
00:15:25.080 with a lot of miles on it.
00:15:26.220 You know what I'm saying?
00:15:27.400 I got six bodies.
00:15:28.500 So you... 1.00
00:15:29.240 So when you eat pussy, right? 1.00
00:15:31.180 Uh, do you have to have sex afterwards? 1.00
00:15:34.320 No. 0.98
00:15:34.780 No.
00:15:35.080 You know what's so crazy? 1.00
00:15:36.060 Like, I'm down with eating your pussy 1.00
00:15:37.680 for a whole year without fucking... 1.00
00:15:39.240 And you're not... 1.00
00:15:39.820 You're not gonna go have sex 0.93
00:15:41.080 with nobody else, right? 0.97
00:15:42.040 Nah.
00:15:42.580 No.
00:15:43.780 Cap.
00:15:44.420 Cap.
00:15:45.600 Hell yeah.
00:15:46.680 What kind of, uh, guys you went to? 1.00
00:15:48.540 What the fuck? 0.99
00:15:49.380 I don't even know. 1.00
00:15:50.400 Uh, I don't know.
00:15:53.140 Okay.
00:15:54.080 Okay.
00:15:54.400 Not you. 1.00
00:15:56.000 Bitch, fuck you. 1.00
00:15:56.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:57.900 Fuck you, but fuck you. 1.00
00:15:58.560 I don't give a fuck you like that. 1.00
00:15:59.880 I don't give a fuck you like that. 1.00
00:16:03.180 That's why you look good at your shit. 1.00
00:16:05.340 No, bitch. 1.00
00:16:06.600 Come on, bro. 1.00
00:16:08.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:09.040 And maybe in five years,
00:16:10.040 you will be my wifey. 1.00
00:16:11.980 You know?
00:16:12.540 I don't know.
00:16:13.400 Three of us.
00:16:14.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:15.300 You know, I'm from Florida.
00:16:16.920 Okay, but my mama, 1.00
00:16:17.780 she's from Jamaica. 1.00
00:16:18.440 She's from Portmore.
00:16:19.640 You know where Vibes Cartel from?
00:16:21.100 Yeah.
00:16:22.260 Wait, hold on, hold on.
00:16:23.220 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:24.160 You say she from Jamaica?
00:16:25.660 Yeah.
00:16:25.940 You mean she from Jamaica?
00:16:27.760 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:16:28.500 You say Portmore?
00:16:30.100 Yes!
00:16:31.260 Okay, all right, all right, all right.
00:16:32.880 All right, all right.
00:16:33.860 You know how to speak Pato or no? 0.93
00:16:35.300 Oh, crazy. 0.89
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:36.840 But you speak like,
00:16:37.600 you speak like a Trini kind of.
00:16:39.440 You want to speak something?
00:16:40.640 My thing.
00:16:41.340 You speak like the Trini.
00:16:43.440 Look at this.
00:16:44.900 Look at this. 1.00
00:16:45.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:46.460 I wanted to show you something 1.00
00:16:48.140 when I used to be in Jamaica all the time.
00:16:53.140 Oh, my God!
00:16:54.420 Today, y'all, my youth!
00:16:56.640 Today, y'all, today, y'all, y'all!
00:16:58.360 So, seriously, though, seriously.
00:16:59.300 So, you're not, you're not, you're not.
00:17:01.520 Okay, all right.
00:17:02.120 Malakia, malakia.
00:17:02.880 You feel me?
00:17:03.320 Like, I mean, no, no, hold on, say that.
00:17:04.800 Say that, no, wait.
00:17:05.740 Wait, well, Vicky, no, Vicky, no, just say it.
00:17:07.280 No, I feel it.
00:17:07.700 You just say it. 1.00
00:17:08.200 If you don't want me, just say this shit. 1.00
00:17:09.860 Because I'm trying. 1.00
00:17:10.640 I keep on trying.
00:17:11.600 You're not even looking at me, ah. 1.00
00:17:13.060 You look like you got fucking autism or something. 1.00
00:17:15.520 You keep, you slow as fuck. 1.00
00:17:16.940 Whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:17:18.300 I don't know. 1.00
00:17:18.860 It's like you slow as shit. 0.99
00:17:19.280 All right, everyone calm down. 1.00
00:17:20.600 Everyone calm down a little bit.
00:17:21.420 Yeah, you right.
00:17:22.460 Yeah, let me calm down.
00:17:23.240 Just a little bit.
00:17:23.860 Yeah, yeah, come on.
00:17:24.420 You don't like me or something?
00:17:26.600 Me, right?
00:17:27.760 No, me.
00:17:28.740 I asked a question.
00:17:30.140 I asked about her.
00:17:31.640 Why are you yelling at me, bro?
00:17:32.980 What do you do to me?
00:17:33.680 I'm not yelling.
00:17:34.180 That's just how I talk.
00:17:35.360 That's just how I talk. 1.00
00:17:37.320 Damn, you look like you have big balls in the little dick. 1.00
00:17:39.660 You piss on your balls, nigga. 1.00
00:17:40.840 Fuck you. 1.00
00:17:41.180 Aiden, you're on the big white face. 1.00
00:17:43.060 I got you.
00:17:48.940 Bro, what am I looking at, bro?
00:17:51.540 The guy with the white, like. 1.00
00:17:55.360 You sucking mad dick. 1.00
00:17:57.580 You sucking mad dick. 1.00
00:17:59.280 Where to? 1.00
00:18:01.120 These niggas are throwing the frank every day. 1.00
00:18:03.800 I would never do that. 0.62
00:18:05.680 The guy in the all dark room.
00:18:08.500 Oh, I forgot his name.
00:18:10.900 Timmy Sheem.
00:18:12.640 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 What about me?
00:18:17.000 Bye, I guess.
00:18:18.180 I don't know how.
00:18:18.560 Oh, did you talk to the T-Rex the whole time? 1.00
00:18:20.420 Shut the fuck up, bro. 1.00
00:18:21.540 You stupid ass bitch, you on your head bitch. 1.00
00:18:23.660 Your whole head is smoking shiny, and I use that shit as a mirror. 1.00
00:18:26.820 Shut up. 1.00
00:18:27.800 This is my turn to speak. 1.00
00:18:29.400 You son of a bitch. 1.00
00:18:31.100 I am sick and tired of you. 1.00
00:18:32.580 I am sick and tired of this girl that I put a lot of effort into. 1.00
00:18:35.580 You and this bitch like this. 1.00
00:18:38.560 Ah! 1.00
00:18:41.140 Fuck all of you. 1.00
00:18:43.060 I can't see the one of you. 1.00
00:18:44.020 I'm just lying by you and everybody.
00:18:45.720 You see my boy, though? 1.00
00:18:47.380 You're about to live in this bitch with T-Rex home. 1.00
00:18:49.200 She asked, when was the last time you had sex? 1.00
00:18:51.780 Who, Vicky? 0.98
00:18:52.800 Yeah.
00:18:54.140 Why?
00:18:55.880 Hey, Aiden, though.
00:18:57.620 Yeah, I do know.
00:18:59.140 Hey, yo.
00:18:59.920 I don't want to see those.
00:19:01.460 Yeah, babe, let's not tell them.
00:19:02.820 It was before I went to Miami.
00:19:04.440 What?
00:19:05.700 Hey, yo.
00:19:07.280 Hey, yo.
00:19:08.720 Hey, yo.
00:19:08.900 Hey, yo.
00:19:09.600 Hey, yo.
00:19:11.200 Hey, yo.
00:19:12.380 Hey, yo.
00:19:12.820 Hey, yo.
00:19:12.980 Hey, yo.
00:19:14.820 Hey, yo. 0.98
00:19:15.380 Let me find out, man, nigga. 1.00
00:19:16.680 Hey, yo. 0.97
00:19:17.020 Hey, yo.
00:19:17.260 Hey, yo. 0.95
00:19:19.460 What, nigga? Damn, man, let me fuck you up. Damn. Damn. Damn. That's how you gettin' 1.00
00:19:23.140 Spongebob. Sorry, Spongebob. Well, fuck you, bitch, and lick my fucking cock, you dirty fucking smelly pussy. 1.00
00:19:38.040 The reason why I'm better than Dom, 30 seconds, first of all, I care about people. My dick is bigger. I'm very hygienic. 1.00
00:19:45.820 Dom doesn't look like a very hygienic person, and I have straight teeth. He has fucking gaps and shit. He has dirty rooms, so, you know, it shows he doesn't really care about his, you know, standards, about his outside standards. My room is clean. His room dirty as shit. He have two unused water bottles he does not drink, and he's light-skinned, and, you know, I'm just a more buffer guy and a lot of shit. That's the reason why I'm better than Dom. 1.00
00:20:08.280 Dom? 0.99
00:20:08.640 Damn, we out here cappin' now, bro. That's fucking crazy. But, honestly, I feel like I'm better because I give out to the community, you feel me? I'm an energetic person. I can show you what's real. I can show you a real relationship. 1.00
00:20:21.160 This motherfucker right here can't show you that, bro. He can't take care of you like I can take care of you, you feel me? I'm gonna be 110%. He gonna go 90%. He's not all the way with you. I'm gonna be straight up with you, loyal with you. 1.00
00:20:31.120 And, fuck it. Maybe I don't clean my room, but I'll clean it up for you. You feel me? I'll change for you. And, you know what I'm saying? My room's not even a mess. It's just a motherfucking shit on the floor, but... 1.00
00:20:40.660 That ain't shit. I can offer a lot more, for real. And I got a bigger dick. Fuck, nigga. 1.00
00:20:49.040 I'm bisexual. 1.00
00:20:50.940 Huh?
00:20:51.540 I'm gay. I'm fucking gay. 1.00
00:20:54.040 What? 1.00
00:20:54.280 I'm full throttle gay, bitch. Fuck is you talking about? 1.00
00:20:56.560 I'm gay. 1.00
00:20:57.180 Bitch, I'm gay. 1.00
00:20:58.040 I like dick, bitch. 1.00
00:20:59.060 I'm gay. 1.00
00:20:59.580 Shut the bitch ass, though. 1.00
00:21:00.580 I like penis. I like penis in my fucking mouth. 1.00
00:21:03.220 Shut the bitch ass up. 1.00
00:21:07.340 Yelled at me? I'm gonna take that one. 1.00
00:21:14.660 Alright, you know what?
00:21:17.300 Honestly, okay.
00:21:18.480 Oh, I'm gonna just stay by.
00:21:20.600 You know, Tatiana, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:21:22.720 You're a worthless bitch. 1.00
00:21:24.060 Bella Ports looks way better than you. 1.00
00:21:25.560 Whoa, really, bro?
00:21:26.480 No, don't do that.
00:21:27.620 Don't do that.
00:21:27.900 You know what I'm saying?
00:21:28.860 No, I'm just kidding. 0.52
00:21:29.820 Like, you never had dated a black guy or something.
00:21:33.580 What's up with that? 0.52
00:21:35.520 I just don't have a type.
00:21:37.720 No, no, no.
00:21:38.340 That ain't have nothing to do with it.
00:21:39.640 I'm just saying, what makes you, like, where you haven't took, like, what are you scared of, like, to take that route?
00:21:47.160 Because I know you don't want to go black. 1.00
00:21:49.420 You never go back.
00:21:50.660 No, scared is not a good part.
00:21:52.680 I would never say I'm scared of something.
00:21:54.480 I need you a quick little song.
00:21:55.600 Would you like to hear it?
00:21:57.260 Okay.
00:21:58.380 Okay. 1.00
00:21:58.780 Everybody shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:21:59.780 Look, baby, listen. 1.00
00:22:04.680 Them hoes was lying. 1.00
00:22:06.320 Here, I'm going to touch you. 0.88
00:22:07.380 Don't like you crying.
00:22:09.000 I wouldn't cheat, babe.
00:22:10.140 You're just too perfect.
00:22:11.720 I couldn't lose you.
00:22:12.920 It's just not worth it.
00:22:14.640 I know they tweeted.
00:22:15.800 Them hoes is capping. 1.00
00:22:17.160 I thought I told you.
00:22:18.420 Ain't nothing happened.
00:22:19.300 I never want you to sit there clueless.
00:22:22.600 Baby, I love you.
00:22:23.800 I thought you knew this.
00:22:25.360 Stop getting angry.
00:22:26.600 Stop all the madness.
00:22:27.940 We meant to be.
00:22:28.880 Look how we lasted.
00:22:30.360 Sadness.
00:22:31.000 I ain't eating days like I'm fasting.
00:22:32.960 Blasted. 0.65
00:22:33.820 I want to be with you to my casket.
00:22:36.360 I'm just disappointed in your actions.
00:22:39.300 Very disappointed.
00:22:42.120 That's all. 1.00
00:22:42.800 What the fuck is wrong with your hands, nigga? 1.00
00:22:44.880 There's nothing wrong with them. 1.00
00:22:46.260 Shut up, man. 1.00
00:22:47.240 Just cast a spank. 1.00
00:22:48.160 Keep your mouth shut. 0.99
00:22:49.440 Keep your mouth shut. 1.00
00:22:50.620 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:22:51.440 I don't want you to speak. 1.00
00:22:52.220 Because any time you talk, you piss me off. 1.00
00:22:54.700 So shut up and be a good bitch. 1.00
00:22:56.320 Oh, man. 1.00
00:22:58.860 I will grab you by your fucking legs and sling you across the room. 1.00
00:23:03.680 I will smack the fuck out of you and beat your ass. 1.00
00:23:06.840 You bitch. 1.00
00:23:07.480 Well, no. 1.00
00:23:07.820 Well, no, Bap. 1.00
00:23:08.860 I'm going to grab you by your dreads and I'm going to hit you from the back. 1.00
00:23:13.000 Whoa. 1.00
00:23:13.940 What?
00:23:14.600 Whoa.
00:23:15.000 Get him out.
00:23:15.260 Get him out.
00:23:16.040 Get him out.
00:23:16.980 Get him out.
00:23:17.500 Get him out.
00:23:17.520 Get him out.
00:23:17.660 Get him out.
00:23:18.100 Get him out.
00:23:18.660 Get him out.
00:23:18.700 Get him out.
00:23:19.660 Get him out.
00:23:20.660 Get him out.
00:23:22.220 Get him out.
00:23:23.020 Get him out.
00:23:23.360 Yeah.
00:23:23.720 Nah, he's out.
00:23:25.020 He's out.
00:23:25.120 What?
00:23:25.620 What?
00:23:26.120 It's not like a good coffee.
00:23:27.620 Yeah, he's out.
00:23:28.520 Yeah.
00:23:28.620 Shorty a little baddie.
00:23:31.960 Shorty my little boo thing.
00:23:34.880 Shorty got the fatty.
00:23:36.920 Shorty be catching mood swings. 1.00
00:23:40.200 Every time I fuck with a rubber. 1.00
00:23:43.160 I knelt it on her covers. 1.00
00:23:45.400 And I kept this undercover.
00:23:48.300 Because I don't kiss and tell. 1.00
00:23:50.120 Every time I fuck, she calls me daddy. 1.00
00:23:54.020 My little mama nasty. 1.00
00:23:56.420 I see the pussy through the panties. 1.00
00:23:59.420 It tastes like candy. 1.00
00:24:01.920 Yeah.
00:24:02.420 Get out of your knees.
00:24:03.320 You don't got to cry to me.
00:24:04.920 I'm your best friend, baby.
00:24:06.320 You don't got to lie.
00:24:07.520 I give you everything that you want and you need,
00:24:10.020 from Chanel to Celine.
00:24:11.720 How was that, baby?
00:24:13.120 I loved it.
00:24:13.820 That was amazing.
00:24:14.720 Rate my singing 1 to 10.
00:24:16.520 I feel like you have a real career in this.
00:24:18.620 Really?
00:24:19.420 Yes.
00:24:19.920 A hundred percent.
00:24:20.420 A hundred percent.
00:24:22.120 Oh, I almost forgot.
00:24:23.920 Can we get an oot-oot-oot?
00:24:26.120 A what?
00:24:26.620 I'm here to make you squirt. 1.00
00:24:27.920 You feel what I'm saying?
00:24:28.720 I'm here to do what I do best.
00:24:30.820 You feel what I'm saying?
00:24:31.920 Also, you're not going to find a nigga that's going to go back to back to back to back 20 1.00
00:24:37.120 rounds until I got no more cum left in me. 0.99
00:24:39.720 And guess where all my cum going? 0.99
00:24:41.520 All over your face. 0.99
00:24:42.520 Nobody ...
00:24:43.520 And wait, wait.
00:24:44.520 I'm not done.
00:24:45.520 I'm not done.
00:24:46.520 Wait.
00:24:47.520 Hold on.
00:24:48.520 I finally found someone that loves to role play. 1.00
00:24:51.320 Like, damn! 0.99
00:24:52.920 I love role playing. 1.00
00:24:54.020 Like, let's do cops and robbers.
00:24:56.420 Let me come into the nurse office today.
00:24:59.020 Let me do what I got to do, and you take care of me.
00:25:01.520 Come on, man.
00:25:02.520 Let's do it.
00:25:03.320 What do you do?
00:25:05.320 I'm a streamer.
00:25:07.120 Yeah, I like that.
00:25:08.120 I play games.
00:25:09.120 I play pictures.
00:25:10.120 You might have to teach me how to stream.
00:25:12.220 Nah, I don't know if I'm going to do a lot of that.
00:25:13.620 I'm trying to learn how to do something.
00:25:14.920 Huh?
00:25:15.920 Listen, we don't care about that.
00:25:17.920 Um, what that mouse do, though?
00:25:21.520 Okay.
00:25:22.520 Yo, he's selling bad. 1.00
00:25:24.020 It talk shit. 0.99
00:25:25.020 In the last three days, I hit four 130Xs with $50 on it. 1.00
00:25:29.920 Insane, bro.
00:25:30.920 Literally insane.
00:25:33.320 I hit Limbo a lot, too, but I do small bets on that.
00:25:35.720 Limbo is so scary. 1.00
00:25:37.120 25 to 50 and do, like, 250 to 500X and hit that shit. 1.00
00:25:40.720 I'm going to have to make a fucking parlay. 0.99
00:25:42.120 Gabe, do you want to make a good parlay? 0.99
00:25:44.720 Yeah, I'll give you the one I got tomorrow.
00:25:47.720 All right.
00:25:48.720 I got Raptors, Grizzlies.
00:25:50.320 Hold on, baby.
00:25:51.320 Um, I'm taking the Pacers over the Knicks.
00:25:53.320 They don't got no point guards. 0.99
00:25:54.320 Imagine Kevin Walker.
00:25:55.320 No, he's out.
00:25:56.320 Oh, he is?
00:25:57.320 COVID, yeah.
00:25:58.320 They got it.
00:25:59.320 Isn't it one of the Pacers have COVID, though?
00:26:01.320 Uh, no.
00:26:02.320 I think the Pacers are good.
00:26:03.320 They've been playing.
00:26:04.320 Wait, give me a parlay for Roque.
00:26:06.920 I don't get to.
00:26:07.920 Hold on.
00:26:08.320 Let me make sure the Pacers are good.
00:26:09.920 Oh, my Lord.
00:26:10.920 Oh, wait, no.
00:26:11.920 Memphis, for sure.
00:26:12.920 100%.
00:26:13.920 Oh, Brogdon.
00:26:14.920 No way.
00:26:15.920 Yeah, Brogdon, Duarte, everyone.
00:26:16.920 Oh, yeah.
00:26:17.920 They got no Chris LaVert.
00:26:18.920 I got the Spurs beating the Raptors. 1.00
00:26:19.920 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:20.920 That's easy money. 1.00
00:26:21.920 Are you?
00:26:22.920 Uh-uh.
00:26:23.920 No, no, no.
00:26:24.920 What?
00:26:25.920 No, no, no.
00:26:26.920 No.
00:26:27.920 That's opposite.
00:26:28.920 Never.
00:26:29.920 Never that.
00:26:30.920 Never that.
00:26:31.920 Never that.
00:26:32.920 Not right now.
00:26:33.920 They got everyone back, bro. 0.99
00:26:34.920 They're fucking cooking, bro. 0.99
00:26:36.920 Raptors are a good team, bro. 1.00
00:26:37.920 They're cooking, bro.
00:26:38.920 They got everybody back.
00:26:39.920 Is that a home game, I think, too, or no?
00:26:41.920 If it's a home game, there's no way you can bet against them, bro.
00:26:46.920 I'm going to get some food.
00:26:47.920 I'll be back.
00:26:48.920 Toronto's home, bro.
00:26:49.920 Don't do that to yourself.
00:26:51.920 Don't do that.
00:26:52.920 All right, look.
00:26:53.920 Grizzlies, Toronto, Indiana, Knicks is a flip because they both got COVID.
00:27:00.920 Who's home?
00:27:01.920 But they have no Kemba, no Derrick Rose.
00:27:04.920 Leave that game out then, no?
00:27:05.920 Yeah, leave it out. 1.00
00:27:06.920 Fuck it. 1.00
00:27:07.920 I'm going to go, bro. 1.00
00:27:08.920 You want me to keep it real, bro?
00:27:09.920 You're real, bro.
00:27:10.920 Pelicans, they played really well tonight against the Jazz, bro.
00:27:13.920 The Pelicans are the spread.
00:27:15.920 Yeah, take the Pelicans on the spread.
00:27:18.920 You can take them straight up, too.
00:27:20.920 I usually do straight up, but you can take the Pelicans straight up.
00:27:23.920 I like them, bro.
00:27:24.920 Honestly, I feel like they can beat the Suns.
00:27:26.920 They have no JaVale McGee, no DeAndre Ayton, no Jay Crowder.
00:27:32.920 Those are big roles on their team, bro.
00:27:34.920 Those...
00:27:35.920 Lakers are kings.
00:27:36.920 I'm going Lakers all day, bro.
00:27:38.920 Lakers are hot right now.
00:27:40.920 That boy, Bron is going in overdrive. 0.98
00:27:42.920 He fucking unlocked his playoffs. 0.99
00:27:43.920 Bron is such a... 0.99
00:27:44.920 Oh, let me chill out, bro.
00:27:46.920 What's the odds of that?
00:27:47.920 14?
00:27:48.920 That's pretty good, bro.
00:27:49.920 That's so good, yeah.
00:27:50.920 How much?
00:27:51.920 I just put down like five.
00:27:52.920 Yeah, that's a good amount.
00:27:53.920 I did 2,500 on that.
00:27:54.920 Really?
00:27:55.920 Well, Russ has been going crazy, too.
00:27:56.920 Y'all seen his last seven game stats?
00:27:58.920 I mean, look, I'm going to keep it real, bro.
00:28:00.920 Don't even say his name, bro.
00:28:01.920 Right, no, stop.
00:28:02.920 He's a man.
00:28:03.920 That boy got 70...
00:28:04.920 He just dropped 30 points.
00:28:05.920 That boy got 70... 0.99
00:28:06.920 It's fucking 11 turnovers. 0.99
00:28:07.920 That boy got 70 turnovers. 1.00
00:28:08.920 Bro, Chad, y'all know Russ Westbrook is dog shit, right? 1.00
00:28:10.920 Like, bro, everyone please shut up. 1.00
00:28:12.920 He is not good. 0.94
00:28:13.920 I'm sorry.
00:28:14.920 The only count out...
00:28:15.920 His last seven games was better than like any point guard last seven games.
00:28:19.920 Bro.
00:28:20.920 No, it wasn't.
00:28:21.920 What are you talking about, bro?
00:28:22.920 He averaged like 25 points.
00:28:24.920 Ready?
00:28:25.920 Ready?
00:28:26.920 Chris Paul better than him.
00:28:27.920 Stephen Curry.
00:28:28.920 Stephen Curry.
00:28:29.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:30.920 John Morant's better than him.
00:28:31.920 Okay.
00:28:32.920 Let's see.
00:28:33.920 The only person better than him right now is Stephen Curry, bro. 1.00
00:28:36.920 Shut up. 0.95
00:28:37.920 Trae Young's even better than him. 1.00
00:28:38.920 Oh, God, he is.
00:28:39.920 Trae Young just dropped 50 today.
00:28:40.920 Oh, God, Trae Young's better than him.
00:28:41.920 Okay, Anger.
00:28:42.920 Like, it's what's the way, bro.
00:28:43.920 It doesn't matter. 1.00
00:28:44.920 You're a dick sucker. 1.00
00:28:45.920 Oh, God, he is. 1.00
00:28:46.920 He just dropped 30.
00:28:48.920 He just dropped 30 points.
00:28:49.920 I don't care.
00:28:50.920 He doesn't matter.
00:28:51.920 He got 12 turnovers.
00:28:52.920 He got 12 turnovers. 1.00
00:28:53.920 Like, what a fucking joke. 0.99
00:28:54.920 That's bad. 1.00
00:28:55.920 There's literally no excuse.
00:28:56.920 I'm sorry.
00:28:57.920 I don't care.
00:28:58.920 He get over 10 assists.
00:28:59.920 He's a stat pattern. 0.99
00:29:00.920 No shit. 0.99
00:29:01.920 He's still aware that Aiden's going to be playing tomorrow. 1.00
00:29:04.920 Yeah, because of LeBron.
00:29:05.920 He's not.
00:29:06.920 DeAndre Aiden's not playing tomorrow.
00:29:08.920 He was waiting.
00:29:09.920 You like this?
00:29:10.920 It's mid.
00:29:11.920 I might just want 2,500 on it, honestly.
00:29:12.920 Should I?
00:29:13.920 That's what I did.
00:29:14.920 I did 2,500, bro.
00:29:15.920 I put the Pacers in there, too.
00:29:16.920 Only four teams.
00:29:17.920 Wait. 1.00
00:29:18.920 You put the Pelicans winning, too, and your shit? 1.00
00:29:20.920 Yeah, because no Aiden. 1.00
00:29:21.920 No Aiden.
00:29:22.920 People saying he's going to play in the chat, but they're wrong, bro.
00:29:24.920 He was placing protocol on the 27th.
00:29:27.920 The league just passed the thing for six days.
00:29:29.920 It's not been six days, bro.
00:29:31.920 He's not playing.
00:29:33.920 Wait.
00:29:34.920 Wait.
00:29:35.920 Someone said take the Pacers.
00:29:36.920 One, two, three, four. 1.00
00:29:37.920 I'm like, fuck that game. 1.00
00:29:38.920 Leave that game alive. 1.00
00:29:39.920 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:40.920 They might be right.
00:29:41.920 I think DeAndre Aiden might play tomorrow.
00:29:42.920 Hold on, no.
00:29:43.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:44.920 Oh, hell no.
00:29:45.920 Oh, hell no.
00:29:46.920 No Javel McGee.
00:29:47.920 No Javel McGee.
00:29:48.920 No Jay Crowder.
00:29:49.920 Please do this part of the way.
00:29:50.920 Do not be weird, Deon.
00:29:51.920 Please.
00:29:52.920 And do you understand how much money?
00:29:53.920 On my mother's life, I lost 2K today.
00:29:54.920 It's worth waiting.
00:29:55.920 2,000 on God.
00:29:56.920 Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:57.920 Take the Suns.
00:29:58.920 Take the Suns.
00:29:59.920 Take the Suns.
00:30:00.920 I like this.
00:30:01.920 On God, I'm doing this with you.
00:30:02.920 Take the Suns.
00:30:03.920 I'll get you.
00:30:04.920 Hold on, let me get you. 0.99
00:30:05.920 The only game I'll make you about is the Raptors Spurs.
00:30:06.920 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.97
00:30:07.920 Check it.
00:30:08.920 Hold on, hold on.
00:30:09.920 I'm telling you right now.
00:30:10.920 The Spurs.
00:30:11.920 Wait, but Scheme, Murray's back, bro.
00:30:12.920 The Knicks are home.
00:30:13.920 The Knicks are home.
00:30:14.920 DeJounte Murray's back, bro.
00:30:15.920 Are you sure the Raptors are going to win?
00:30:16.920 On who?
00:30:17.920 Bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:30:18.920 The Raptors are going to win.
00:30:19.920 They're playing a home game.
00:30:20.920 I think the Spurs are going to win.
00:30:21.920 No, it doesn't matter.
00:30:22.920 It doesn't matter.
00:30:23.920 You know why?
00:30:24.920 It doesn't matter if it's home. 0.99
00:30:25.920 There's no fucking audience. 1.00
00:30:26.920 It doesn't matter, bro. 1.00
00:30:27.920 Come on, game. 0.99
00:30:28.920 They're traveling fucking half. 1.00
00:30:29.920 They think that's worse, bro. 1.00
00:30:30.920 They're traveling halfway across the country to go play the fucking Raptors in fucking 1.00
00:30:33.920 Canada. 1.00
00:30:34.920 They have...
00:30:35.920 No, no.
00:30:36.920 They're not winning a game.
00:30:37.920 Alright, listen, listen.
00:30:38.920 If I put $1,000, can I be confident?
00:30:39.920 I need my money back.
00:30:40.920 I lost a lot.
00:30:41.920 On what?
00:30:42.920 What are you putting it on?
00:30:43.920 This.
00:30:44.920 This parlay.
00:30:45.920 And I can't afford to lose that.
00:30:46.920 Grizzlies, Raptors, Suns, Lakers.
00:30:49.920 I like that, bro.
00:30:50.920 Alright, I'm doing $1,000. 1.00
00:30:51.920 You fuck me, I'm gonna find where you live, bro. 1.00
00:30:52.920 Don't fuck me, bro. 1.00
00:30:53.920 Yo! 1.00
00:30:54.920 I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:30:55.920 I'm kidding.
00:30:56.920 I mean, dude, I'm taking it for $2,500, too, so.
00:30:58.920 I'm locking it. 1.00
00:30:59.920 If you're rich, though, I can't afford this shit. 1.00
00:31:01.920 Wait, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:31:02.920 I think I'm gonna bet on the Spurs, bro.