Adin Ross E-Date with Savannah Sixx (Full Stream)
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Summary
On this episode of Nobody Be Weird, the brother and sister duo of Jake and Chad have their first guest on the show, and it's a doosey one. They talk about who they like, who they don't like, and what they love about each other.
Transcript
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All right, Jake, put your camera on. Let's get it going.
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Um, um, did you ever watch, um, Go, Go, Founders?
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And, um, I like, I, um, listen to, um, I rap and stuff.
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I just want to say, Chad, anyone being weird, you're automatically a fucking loser, bro.
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Nobody be fucking weird about that shit, for real.
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Y'all caught me on, like, short notice, but I'm here.
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I was doing, uh, I was doing a little bit of, uh, I was on monkey.app and shit like
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that, so I got last second notice about this, but don't let, don't let all this, uh, fool
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I'm the Kool-Aid man, and I'm here to jump through your walls.
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Oh, sorry, I was a little corny, but I had to try it.
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I do, I do the monkey.app, and I, like, farm clips.
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It's like, I talk to a bunch of retards from the projects, who have no idea what's going
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Because I'm smarter than them, and I troll them.
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So, uh, what, uh, what kind of job do you have?
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I think I remember you saying you were OnlyFans or something like that.
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So, uh, I heard you have, uh, like, so how many, how many bodies did you say you had?
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Well, I'm down to be the last Spartan, then, because that sounds like something I'm fucking
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No, I just, because the movie Spartan 300, I'm saying I could handle, like, I'm saying,
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like, I'll probably be the last guy you've ever fucked.
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But I know I'm in person, I'm very, I'm very, you know, like, charismatic and charming and
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So, like, what, what do you see, like, our first date doing, like, if you don't mind
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I like real dates, I like a good dinner, I like movies, I like, I like a lot, like,
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first dates where I could just talk to the person and I guess get to know them, honestly.
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Like, let's just get shit out of the way the first time.
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You can take that shower jet, I'll fucking take the shower jet, I'll shove it in my ass,
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I mean, we could do cosplay, I'll be the fucking Kool-Aid man.
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Bro, actually, let's have a dude to, like, kill this bitch in her sleep chat.
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Can I get a little 180, 360, if you don't mind me asking?
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Can, for scientific purposes, is the elastic, how far does the elastic hold up your pants?
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Is there a certain threshold with the elastic of your pants?
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Can it hold up to, like, I'm saying, like, how far can you, like, pull it down before,
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So, I guess, if you have any other questions for me, just feel free.
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It was really nice to meet you and talk to you.
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I have a second house there, so, yeah, we could film some scenes or whatever.
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I'm going to just, I'm going to talk to Jake one-on-one.
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Yo, Jake, man, I just want to say, yo, Jake, can you hear me?
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I just want to say, bro, I genuinely really appreciate you coming on my stream, bro.
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It's honestly, it's really awesome to have you here, bro.
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Do you have a, by any chance, are you streaming on Kik or Twitch?
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Because I want to go ahead and plug you and chat you out.
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I go sometimes, I'll get paid for your games, all of that.
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I'm looking forward to seeing your streams, man.
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Let me go ahead and try sending over this payment real quick.
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I'm actually looking forward to seeing you stream, man.
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If she can help you out, get that money out of your account.
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Like, I'm just going to have a one-on-one with him because y'all want to be fucking weird.
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So, that kid's really, really fucking awesome, bro.
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Because he's trying to become a streamer and shit.
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So, when he goes live, we're all going to tune in and shit.
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I had got this shit from Home Depot and some glue or some shit.
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It's like double-sided tape to hang up LEDs in my new crib.
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I literally just moved away from LA two, three weeks ago.
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I was staying there for two months and then this fat Jew that's in a disco,
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I was staying in his house and then he just sold it out of nowhere.
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You'd be staying with her, you stupid fucking fat virgin, bro.
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You don't ever do this shit when somebody's doing it.
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But what I'm on a deed, you want to on mute your motherfucking mic.
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What do you rate shnaggy hoes, though, for the short time you talked to him?
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Yo, Chaz, that little baby in Lamar Jackson mix.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, chat.
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If you grade me on the scale of one through ten, what would you rate me?
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Keep it a step in my camera ass, but I'm thinking that shit out, though.
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You got three hundred bodies that talking about I'm paying for pussy?
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Stupid ass bitch out here talking about paying for pussy,
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I know, but you can tell his dick probably is big, hard.
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Well, not little, but it's good if you have an average size,
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You know, chat, I happen to have an average pecker.
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I moved here eight years, almost eight years ago from Illinois, and I've been liking it here
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What is one thing you do on your free time, besides all your fans?
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I can't lie and say I like to fucking go on heists and shit, because I really don't.
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For me, personally, I just like playing lots of video games, watching TV.
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I know this question's been asked a lot, but how many bodies do you have?
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I'm like for sure in the 300s, but I'm too trash.
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Also, I will say you look very beautiful today.
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Let me just drag everyone into the final round thing.
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Savix, you're going to ask a question, and they're going to all take turns answering.
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How much do you have in your bank account right now?
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Yeah, let's answer in front of all these people.
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That's not my BTC, though, so I'm not going to say that.
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I'm just going to have your mind just go ahead and do the percentage markup or whatever that
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I mean, realistically, I'm a smart guy, so I don't keep a lot of cash, but I have about
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That shit, you know, me, you got about like 200 Bitcoin, five CryptoPunks, probably around
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And then I'm going to have you eliminate someone, but go ahead and ask another question.
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I'm in an apartment, but it's on a college campus.
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Hey, are you going to let him talk to you like that?
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With that being said, I'm going to have you eliminate one, Saf.
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We're going to have to eliminate the Kool-Aid man.
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Oh, it takes two people to be in a relationship.
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Do you think this guy without the shirt even drives a car?
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I like white people, but not no bitch ass, sipping ass nigga like that port sauce nigga.
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Look like nigga put fucking electric cables on your fucking head and shocked your bitch ass.
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If you were to take me out, what would our first date be?
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Trey, where are you taking her to eat your first trip?
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I don't know if you like Korean barbecue or, like, sushi or some sorts.
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But, like, on our first date, you know, I'd probably take you to do something first, like,
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go-karting or laser tag, just two fun things I like to do.
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And then after we go eat, I'll, you know, we could just sit in my car or some shit, have
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a deep talk, because I'd really like to get to know you intimately.
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And then, you know, just if you want to do something after, we can.
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Or if you just want to leave the night there, because it's the first date, oh, we can
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Jordan, where are you taking her out to the first date?
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I'm a real thoughtful guy, so I don't like buying girls that I actually like things,
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So I'll door dash the food, but I'll make up a very nice thing in my kitchen with, like,
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a nice romantic table and chairs and candles and rose petals.
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And that means a lot more and much more, you know, memorable than going to, like, Golden
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Don't talk to my queen like that, I'll beat your ass.
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can i ask anything yes whatever you want what would you guys rate your head game
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i will say that my head game has been complimented as the best they've ever had
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you should see i see you should see what i do with that tongue they call it the tongue thing
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yeah do you want to see what i can do with this banana yeah go ahead yes please please
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where'd you get that big ass banana from yeah let me actually see
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hold on go ahead no way oh that's not even that big of a deal i'm not gonna lie i could
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do way more than that what yo yo yo no she a throat goat yo what the fuck all right all right
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that's actually insane all right all right we get it we get it we get it we get it yo all
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right all right we fucking get it all right you have some real talent no that's actually
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really fucking insane all right um don't get it can you run it back oh i mean bro these
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guys their dick's not even nearly as big as that banana i'm the only one who could even
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on me it is on me it is on me on me mine is dude dude hold on you have a two-way thing
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yo i broke the stereotype shut the fuck up i broke the stereotype yo
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wait guys chill the fuck out all right um what was i gonna say um okay your head game rating um
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it's cool though you should try asking something less superficial so you can actually get to know
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who we are as a person okay favorite childhood memories
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my childhood was really bad so i try to not remember much of it but i played a lot of
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runescape growing up so my favorite memory was like um got my very first dragon skimmy
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yo i'm not gonna let you know what i'm on mine mine was when i got my first dragon defender
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did you ever you ever get the dragon defender well the dragon defender didn't come out until
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old school runescape so that's not oh shit i meant rune defender rune defender my bad my bad my bad
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my bad okay fire cape did you ever did you ever did you ever get a uh fire cape from beating uh
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uh the toko guy the toks tucks tucks unfortunately i never got a fire cape because i was a fucking scrub
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fighting torso i got that yeah that that was nice that took forever what about void any void full
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sorry guys we were just having a moment it's all good um i like i like beside you said my um childhood
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bad and the only memory i can think of is me and my brothers getting an xbox 360 for christmas
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best console of all time best console of all time for sure and i still have it to this day legend
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all right um yeah go ahead uh see like these two guys say you know i felt that shit my childhood
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was a little roughed up but my favorite childhood memory uh was just playing black ops 2 and shit
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that was like you know like and watching a phase old phase and shit that was just a big part of my
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life back then you know me um old old call of duty that was it um okay cool um let's have you
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fucking nerds holy fuck i know we all like live the same fucking life wait all right can we have you
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um can we have you do um eliminate um um yeah eliminate one
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okay i'm sorry i love you but i'm gonna have to go with jordan
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it's all good um thank you for having me today aiden jordan much love brother hang out in the room i'm gonna
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drag you after the evening i'm gonna talk to you okay uh what's your room uh i'm gonna buy i'm gonna
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drag you to it yeah yeah all right cool all right i'm not gonna do that little final round shit go
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really that's the question you're gonna ask are we a toe sucker i mean yeah i'll suck whatever the
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you want you tell me perfect okay uh they call me mr suck on anything so um also like one time
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bro no because because you haven't done the shit that i've done like i've literally sucked my own
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nut off of girls toes so would you suck these dude you fucking stink no no listen whore you gotta
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you gotta be careful with these only fan girls man bro what if i fucking kept bringing out my
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fucking cock huh i would like that come on yeah keep them inside the fucking quiver come on bro
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they want to have some fun no it's like quiver i know we're talking about runescape
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um what is you doing with your mouth right now what is she doing
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it's sucking my dick yo bro all right listen no no titties come on no no no nudity guys come on
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let's keep it very pg here all right thank you all right go and ask him a question
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tell me i don't know tell me something you want me to know i don't know what to ask tell me something
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you fucking want me to know i'll let the asian dude go first um this shit was something i want you to
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know uh i like hitting it from the back and also um i'm also uh very i'm a very studious man too
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you know um i got all the capabilities you need in the minute i know how to speak spanish too but
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you already knew that you already knew that and me gusta you
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all right ice so like you said not only can i hit it from the back
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but i also can bring value to your life and other avenues as well such as through your business
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and through social media and through many other things and i'm also a very thoughtful guy this guy
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down below me i could do all that you do i could do all that you do this even means he doesn't i do
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though spell thoughtfulness spell thoughtfulness i have run successful businesses before so i can help
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you with your business you can help you with mine and it can be very mutually beneficial this guy
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will offer you nothing he lives in his mom's basement his bed's not even made in the back
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and he's got air pressure on his window because he smells like shit
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and he bought he pocket watch it all right i just got done beating my shit in my bed that's why
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it's messed up all right all right all right um fucking christ do you have a winner do you know
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who's gonna win this fuck any day all right who's winning hey hey's winning
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it was the spanish you got me puppy i know i know i know yo i've been new i've been new
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okay dude oh shit i'm not fucking with that bro fucking whore bro this fucking stink this is
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fuck up bro no i'm not gonna be expecting my own fucking stream what the fuck is going on right
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now bro no chap la and i don't give a fuck that shit is weird and whack as fuck bro she's fucking
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pulling out her titties like it's fucking candy bro i'm not fucking with that fake i can know bro i'm
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really getting mad it's disrespectful bro no i i said no tits a thousand fucking times bro