Adin Live - March 23, 2024


Adin Ross Facetimes Celebrities With Sexyy Red!


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

213.31914

Word Count

2,270

Sentence Count

4

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

On this episode of the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by their good friends Drake and Kai. They discuss Drake and his relationship with his ex-wife, and what it means to be in love with someone you care deeply for.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I love you, bro
00:00:16.300 Hey, chat say what's up the sosa chat
00:00:24.480 Ice is crazy
00:00:26.480 What's up, dad?
00:00:28.480 Wait, do it again, do it again, hold on, hold on sosa, do it again
00:00:33.480 That's the goat chat
00:00:34.480 I love you, bro
00:00:36.480 Hey, I'm about to keep walking though
00:00:37.480 Alright, brother
00:00:38.480 Alright, bro
00:00:39.480 Oh, Drake said
00:00:41.480 Did you ask her if she's my soulmate?
00:00:43.480 That's what Drake said
00:00:44.480 What do you mean?
00:00:46.480 Did you ask me?
00:00:47.480 Why are you smiling at him like that?
00:00:49.480 What do you mean?
00:00:50.480 Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:00:51.480 He's the wrong thing
00:00:52.480 Nah, it's cool
00:00:53.480 Tell him, I'm my people
00:00:54.480 I heard that sign up in his up
00:00:56.480 I asked her
00:00:57.480 I actually asked her if
00:00:58.480 She was my soulmate
00:00:59.480 She said yes to me
00:01:01.480 That's crap
00:01:03.480 I don't know
00:01:05.480 You don't see- what?
00:01:07.480 That's my doll right there
00:01:08.480 That's my doll right there
00:01:09.480 That's the biggest
00:01:11.480 Period
00:01:12.480 Period
00:01:13.480 Nah, you know you the biggest
00:01:14.480 Period
00:01:15.480 You the tight one
00:01:16.480 I said nah, you the biggest
00:01:17.480 You the tight one
00:01:18.480 She told me she was gonna rob you
00:01:19.480 I told her not to rob you tonight
00:01:20.480 You were gonna rob me
00:01:22.480 We chopped it up though
00:01:23.480 You know we had that
00:01:24.480 You know what I'm saying
00:01:25.480 I'm still gonna rob him
00:01:26.480 What?
00:01:27.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:28.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:29.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:30.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:31.480 But we let you fly though
00:01:32.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:33.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:34.480 We were gonna set you up tonight
00:01:35.480 But we let you fly though
00:01:36.480 You were gonna set me up too
00:01:37.480 I'd like to see you try
00:01:41.480 I love you brother
00:01:42.480 I'll see you in a bit
00:01:43.480 Aight
00:01:44.480 Aight Drake
00:01:45.480 Oh my bad
00:01:46.480 I hung up before
00:01:47.480 Aight we do the dance one more time
00:01:48.480 Oh you try to be jealous with that one
00:01:49.480 But I am a little jealous
00:01:50.480 I get it
00:01:51.480 You know it a little longer
00:01:52.480 I'ma get more time on my mom
00:01:53.480 I'ma come to St. Louis
00:01:54.480 Did he ever come to St. Louis with me?
00:01:55.480 Why are you jealous?
00:01:56.480 Ay he coming to St. Louis
00:01:57.480 Sunday Funday
00:01:58.480 Who would you rather f*** that?
00:01:59.480 Me or Drake?
00:02:00.480 Kai
00:02:02.480 He's nice looking
00:02:03.480 What you rate Kai?
00:02:04.480 What Kai rate me?
00:02:05.480 Cause he ain't finna be saying
00:02:06.480 I'm ugly and him
00:02:07.480 He look nice
00:02:08.480 I know Kai would give you a solid
00:02:10.480 Either 9 or 10
00:02:11.480 I'm not gonna lie to you
00:02:12.480 I know he would
00:02:13.480 Kai handsome
00:02:14.480 He is handsome
00:02:15.480 5, 5 this bitch a 10
00:02:16.480 So what you rating Kai?
00:02:18.480 What Kai is best friend?
00:02:20.480 We can get Kai a 10
00:02:23.480 He got nice teeth
00:02:25.480 So me and Kai are the same
00:02:26.480 We're on the same ready?
00:02:27.480 Look the thing about me is
00:02:28.480 I don't see ugly in people like
00:02:30.480 When I see people
00:02:31.480 I try to give them the benefit of the doubt
00:02:33.480 Like what's beautiful about them type of shit
00:02:35.480 Right, right, right
00:02:36.480 So I be like okay
00:02:37.480 This is what makes them beautiful
00:02:38.480 Yeah
00:02:39.480 Okay, let me see what Kai rates you
00:02:40.480 Pretend you're not even here, okay?
00:02:42.480 He probably saw the stream
00:02:43.480 No, I don't think so
00:02:44.480 He probably saw the stream
00:02:46.480 He probably saw the stream
00:02:48.480 No, that's on me
00:02:50.480 Don't fight him
00:02:51.480 You ain't gonna fight
00:02:52.480 Don't bang
00:02:53.480 But I'ma fight you
00:02:54.480 Don't fight me
00:02:55.480 Don't fight me
00:02:56.480 Don't fight me
00:02:57.480 I'ma fight you
00:02:58.480 Nope
00:03:00.480 Hey Kai, I got a question bro
00:03:02.480 She not here yet
00:03:03.480 What do you rate Sexy Red?
00:03:04.480 1 through 10 looks
00:03:07.480 Sexy Red?
00:03:08.480 I feel like her
00:03:10.480 I feel like her
00:03:12.480 Like the
00:03:13.480 I feel like the way she like moves
00:03:14.480 Like her personality
00:03:15.480 Like it'll
00:03:16.480 It'll
00:03:17.480 It'll make her like a
00:03:18.480 I like the way she acts and shit bro
00:03:20.480 It'll make her like a
00:03:22.480 Like a Sam
00:03:24.480 Seven
00:03:25.480 Seven
00:03:28.480 I'm shooting you in your head
00:03:30.480 Yeah
00:03:33.480 We gon' give him a six
00:03:34.480 Nah, I'm gonna shoot Kai
00:03:35.480 Yeah
00:03:36.480 Alright y'all
00:03:37.480 Taking my eyes back
00:03:39.480 We gon' give him a six
00:03:40.480 She rated you a 10
00:03:41.480 She rated you a 10
00:03:42.480 We gon' give him a six
00:03:43.480 Seven is not a
00:03:44.480 It's not bad though
00:03:45.480 Seven is kinda crazy
00:03:46.480 Seven is crazy
00:03:47.480 How?
00:03:48.480 It's crazy
00:03:49.480 It's a little bit crazy Kai
00:03:50.480 You could've given at least
00:03:51.480 An eight and a half
00:03:52.480 Seven is crazy
00:03:53.480 Okay, so what do you give her an eight?
00:03:54.480 10?
00:03:55.480 Bro, I wanna
00:03:56.480 I actually wanna like
00:03:57.480 I'ma ask you like
00:03:58.480 I wanna kiss you
00:03:59.480 Like or you kiss me or some shit
00:04:00.480 Please
00:04:01.480 Don't kiss her right now bro
00:04:02.480 Wait like
00:04:03.480 Can I actually get a kiss?
00:04:04.480 Like real shit?
00:04:05.480 What?
00:04:06.480 You losing your damn life
00:04:07.480 You give me a kiss on the cheek?
00:04:08.480 Yeah
00:04:09.480 Alright, hold up Kai
00:04:10.480 Hold up, hold up
00:04:11.480 Really?
00:04:12.480 You want the kiss right now?
00:04:13.480 You wanna
00:04:14.480 Is that awkward?
00:04:15.480 Yeah, very
00:04:16.480 Calm down
00:04:17.480 So you gotta do it like when it's not expected
00:04:18.480 Yeah, you gotta calm down
00:04:19.480 Oh, okay
00:04:20.480 Yeah, yeah, you're right
00:04:21.480 You're right
00:04:22.480 You gotta be cool
00:04:23.480 We gotta be-
00:04:24.480 Okay, alright
00:04:25.480 Alright, Kai
00:04:26.480 But uh, yeah
00:04:27.480 Kai
00:04:28.480 How do you want nigga?
00:04:30.480 How do you want nigga?
00:04:31.480 Shut up, bro
00:04:32.480 They can all hear you, bro
00:04:33.480 Like
00:04:34.480 How do you want?
00:04:35.480 How do you want?
00:04:36.480 How do you want?
00:04:37.480 How do you want?
00:04:38.480 What?
00:04:39.480 Nothing, I'm asking him how the weather's in New York
00:04:41.480 We ain't messing with Kai
00:04:43.480 He just said I'm a seven
00:04:44.480 No, no, I-
00:04:45.480 Yo!
00:04:46.480 Nah, he didn't mean it though
00:04:47.480 Yes, he did
00:04:48.480 No, cause he doesn't know you yet
00:04:49.480 What?
00:04:50.480 Yeah, you know me
00:04:51.480 What Kai?
00:04:52.480 Sexy
00:04:54.480 When we meet
00:04:55.480 And like I get to know you in person
00:04:57.480 That's when
00:04:58.480 You feel what I'm saying?
00:05:00.480 You feel what I'm saying?
00:05:01.480 I get what you said though
00:05:02.480 I get what you said though
00:05:03.480 Yeah, I said
00:05:04.480 I said like
00:05:05.480 Stuff about people make them nice looking like
00:05:08.480 You know, just what you said
00:05:09.480 Like, like if I like their personality
00:05:11.480 Or I like their teeth or something
00:05:12.480 I'd be like, okay, yeah, I like that
00:05:13.480 Or they confident
00:05:14.480 I like that about them
00:05:16.480 I can lie
00:05:17.480 I like your personality as well
00:05:18.480 Yeah, yeah
00:05:19.480 I fuck with you too
00:05:20.480 You too, I fuck with you heavy
00:05:22.480 Hey, look though
00:05:23.480 Look though
00:05:24.480 Look though
00:05:25.480 What we meet?
00:05:26.480 Rerate it
00:05:27.480 Rerate the vibe and shit
00:05:28.480 Alright, yeah, that's what we gonna do
00:05:29.480 Hey there, you having fun?
00:05:30.480 Yeah, I'm having fun Kai
00:05:31.480 I'm having fun
00:05:32.480 I'mma get back to the fun Kai
00:05:33.480 You look like you having fun
00:05:34.480 I'm having a lot of fun Kai
00:05:35.480 I'm loosened up now and shit
00:05:36.480 The weed contact guy hit me and shit
00:05:38.480 So, I'mma loosen up and have some more fun
00:05:40.480 So, go ahead and tell her to kick you on the cheek right now, go
00:05:44.480 What?
00:05:45.480 Oh
00:05:46.480 Nah, nuh-uh
00:05:47.480 Not right now
00:05:48.480 She don't want to?
00:05:49.480 Not right now
00:05:50.480 Not right now
00:05:51.480 She doesn't want to right now
00:05:52.480 Let's see at the end
00:05:53.480 Cause you getting frisk
00:05:54.480 I got you, I got you
00:05:55.480 You know, I need to settle down
00:05:56.480 You're right
00:05:57.480 Let's see how you act at the end
00:05:58.480 Okay
00:05:59.480 It's gotta be non-forced
00:06:00.480 And also like
00:06:01.480 I want it to come smooth
00:06:02.480 Yeah
00:06:03.480 Cause you know the
00:06:04.480 You gotta do it when it's unexpected
00:06:05.480 You can't just be
00:06:06.480 Yeah, it's weird
00:06:07.480 Yeah, it's weird
00:06:08.480 You gotta loosen up
00:06:09.480 Let me ask you a question though
00:06:11.480 You know
00:06:12.480 What is your type of man?
00:06:15.480 Honestly
00:06:19.480 What's my type?
00:06:20.480 I don't have a type
00:06:21.480 I just gotta like you
00:06:22.480 But honestly
00:06:23.480 If I was looking at a dude
00:06:25.480 I'd be like
00:06:26.480 I don't know
00:06:27.480 I don't know
00:06:28.480 I ain't got no type for real
00:06:29.480 If he handsome
00:06:30.480 If he nice looking
00:06:31.480 Like it'd be somebody
00:06:32.480 That least they expect me to think
00:06:33.480 They even nice looking
00:06:34.480 Like I see somebody in the crowd
00:06:36.480 At one of my shows
00:06:37.480 Like I see somebody, you know
00:06:38.480 Working at McDonald's
00:06:39.480 I'd be like
00:06:40.480 Oh, he handsome or something
00:06:41.480 I'd just be thinking
00:06:42.480 And I'd be like
00:06:43.480 He probably don't even know that
00:06:44.480 I'm in the whole time
00:06:45.480 I'm thinking like
00:06:46.480 Oh, he cute
00:06:47.480 Yeah
00:06:48.480 Yeah
00:06:49.480 Okay
00:06:50.480 Question
00:06:51.480 Cause I need advice on this
00:06:52.480 Cause all girls lie about this
00:06:53.480 Okay, wait
00:06:54.480 Why do girls lie about their body count?
00:06:56.480 Um
00:06:57.480 Because
00:06:58.480 I mean
00:06:59.480 I said because
00:07:00.480 Why are you trying to justify it?
00:07:01.480 But you know what I'm trying to say
00:07:02.480 A lot of girls do, right?
00:07:03.480 Because
00:07:04.480 Y'all be trying to hold girls to standards
00:07:06.480 To be like
00:07:07.480 We
00:07:08.480 We can't be like
00:07:09.480 How y'all is
00:07:10.480 Well, we ain't
00:07:11.480 Just like y'all
00:07:12.480 Yeah
00:07:13.480 But I think guys and girls
00:07:14.480 All go through like a hoe phase though
00:07:15.480 Yeah, they do
00:07:16.480 Everybody
00:07:17.480 Everybody gonna go through a hoe phase
00:07:18.480 They all wanna fuck some new shit
00:07:19.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:20.480 Yeah
00:07:21.480 So
00:07:22.480 Alright, what's your
00:07:23.480 If you don't mind me asking
00:07:24.480 Ain't nobody got no lighter?
00:07:25.480 Do y'all wanna sit down?
00:07:26.480 You guys can sit in the couch
00:07:27.480 Where are my manners?
00:07:28.480 If you guys want to
00:07:29.480 Okay
00:07:30.480 Or do you want me to get a chair for you?
00:07:31.480 Yeah, please
00:07:32.480 Oh, Citrus
00:07:33.480 He'll be out here in like two minutes
00:07:35.480 Who is Citrus?
00:07:36.480 My assistant
00:07:37.480 Okay
00:07:38.480 Why are you laughing?
00:07:39.480 You know Citrus
00:07:40.480 Right, crazy
00:07:41.480 I'm in my head thinking like
00:07:45.480 I'm so like
00:07:46.480 He is close off like
00:07:47.480 I ain't coming for real
00:07:48.480 Yeah, he'll be out here in like two minutes
00:07:49.480 That's what I said
00:07:50.480 Who is Citrus?
00:07:51.480 Tell him to bring a lighter spoon
00:07:53.480 And that lighter
00:07:54.480 Hey, I ain't gonna lie
00:07:55.480 I'm thinking Citrus is a dog
00:07:56.480 So he clapped out
00:07:57.480 Can you do
00:07:58.480 Can you do Citrus lighter?
00:08:00.480 Clap, clap
00:08:01.480 Clap
00:08:02.480 No, no
00:08:03.480 I'm not doing that
00:08:04.480 Citrus lighter
00:08:05.480 I got it
00:08:06.480 Yeah, he'll be up with the lighter chair
00:08:07.480 You crazy
00:08:08.480 Is his real name?
00:08:09.480 Citrus, yeah
00:08:10.480 Why is he clapping at people?
00:08:11.480 Oh no, he likes that
00:08:12.480 I actually asked him
00:08:13.480 Really?
00:08:14.480 I said, how do I initiate that?
00:08:15.480 You know what I mean?
00:08:16.480 Like you to come up here and shit
00:08:17.480 He likes being summoned like that
00:08:19.480 That's his thing, I swear to God
00:08:20.480 He likes to be dominated or something?
00:08:22.480 Yeah
00:08:23.480 He is a little kink
00:08:26.480 Why is he taking so long?
00:08:27.480 Do you like to be dominated?
00:08:28.480 Do you like to be dominated?
00:08:29.480 I do
00:08:30.480 You do?
00:08:31.480 I like when a girl gets on top of me and does the work
00:08:32.480 You know why?
00:08:33.480 Cause I get lazy sometimes
00:08:34.480 And I like to sit there and let her do her thing
00:08:36.480 Okay, but dominating
00:08:37.480 Hey Citrus
00:08:38.480 What's good?
00:08:39.480 Nice to meet you
00:08:40.480 But dominating get too nasty sometimes
00:08:43.480 No it doesn't
00:08:44.480 I like to be dominated
00:08:45.480 I don't
00:08:46.480 I can go get one though
00:08:47.480 Yeah, get one
00:08:48.480 You like being clipped
00:08:49.480 I ain't got to be in the middle
00:08:50.480 Oh fist bumps
00:08:51.480 Yeah
00:08:52.480 That's where you want to be in the middle?
00:08:53.480 Jack
00:08:54.480 Okay, last night
00:08:55.480 There was an older man I was with
00:08:56.480 Why do you like fist bumps?
00:08:57.480 Let me tell you what the old guy said
00:08:58.480 What?
00:08:59.480 He says he jerks off
00:09:00.480 He doesn't like to touch his hands
00:09:01.480 And that's why I didn't want to set his hands
00:09:03.480 So why
00:09:04.480 Wait, why don't you actually like to touch hands?
00:09:06.480 Cause that's germs
00:09:07.480 I do stuff
00:09:08.480 I like I touch my face
00:09:09.480 I touch my kids
00:09:10.480 I don't need
00:09:14.480 I'm not
00:09:15.480 I don't know what she was doing change
00:09:16.480 You probably didn't know that
00:09:17.480 Cause I know what I do with my hands
00:09:18.480 So I can imagine what child
00:09:19.480 I be just in my head thinking like
00:09:21.480 What was they just doing?
00:09:22.480 Cause I know what I was just doing
00:09:23.480 So what was I just doing?
00:09:25.480 She can't help herself
00:09:26.480 She a jackrabbit
00:09:27.480 I don't
00:09:28.480 I don't
00:09:29.480 I don't pick my nose and shit
00:09:30.480 Yeah
00:09:31.480 I used to yeah I stopped
00:09:32.480 I do
00:09:33.480 I got a fetish
00:09:34.480 Okay I'm gonna be honest
00:09:35.480 I pick my nose
00:09:36.480 Yeah I swear to God
00:09:37.480 I pick my nose all the time
00:09:38.480 I do too
00:09:39.480 Every time
00:09:40.480 No
00:09:41.480 Why not?
00:09:42.480 Cause that's why I can't touch you
00:09:43.480 See look
00:09:44.480 Okay but you just said you do
00:09:45.480 And you're a fetish
00:09:46.480 I do but
00:09:47.480 I do got a fetish
00:09:48.480 Like my kids be having books in their nose
00:09:50.480 I be picking their nose all the time
00:09:51.480 Me too
00:09:52.480 For real?
00:09:53.480 Okay do you bite your toes?
00:09:54.480 Don't lie
00:09:55.480 I used to when I was looking
00:09:56.480 I bite my toes
00:09:57.480 Me too
00:09:58.480 See?
00:09:59.480 I bite them
00:10:00.480 You can tell
00:10:01.480 I bite my toes by my nails by my nose
00:10:02.480 Okay
00:10:03.480 Do you pick stuff up with your toes?
00:10:04.480 Yes!
00:10:05.480 Let me show you what I can do
00:10:06.480 I can take my sock off
00:10:07.480 Excuse me
00:10:08.480 Uh oh
00:10:09.480 They don't stink
00:10:10.480 You don't care
00:10:11.480 Yeah I don't give a fuck
00:10:12.480 I'm gonna sex your
00:10:13.480 What's your fat toes?
00:10:14.480 Hey!
00:10:15.480 Ain't no wrong with your toes
00:10:16.480 Okay but look
00:10:17.480 See?
00:10:18.480 Look at him
00:10:19.480 You crazy
00:10:20.480 I can pick stuff up with my toes too
00:10:21.480 Okay let me see
00:10:24.480 What?
00:10:25.480 This is sick
00:10:26.480 Let's go
00:10:27.480 We really might be twins
00:10:28.480 I be picking like
00:10:29.480 I'm lazy
00:10:30.480 Oh
00:10:31.480 Do you not do that?
00:10:32.480 I be setting up
00:10:33.480 When I asked you the other day
00:10:34.480 I just be like
00:10:36.480 Like I don't bend
00:10:37.480 I don't gotta do all this bending down