Adin Live - May 29, 2021


Adin Ross Finds A New Girlfriend...😍 (GTA RP)


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

146.9991

Word Count

1,641

Sentence Count

2

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

This episode is about a guy who wants to be a millionaire but can t afford it so he goes to McDonalds to get a million dollars to be with his girl but can't afford it because he doesn't have any money.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey
00:00:30.000 You cannot be behind this town baby, baby. I'll offer you millions of dollars
00:00:33.140 Hey, back up for my girl, bro
00:00:35.420 Bro, that is not your girl
00:00:37.000 Back up for my girl, bro
00:00:38.120 No, no, no, you can't
00:00:39.160 Okay, this is the green zone, chill, chill, chill
00:00:41.100 Baby, can I talk to you?
00:00:42.460 Oh
00:00:42.860 Baby, baby, I
00:00:45.980 I don't have a boyfriend no more, so
00:00:47.280 Why not?
00:00:48.240 Really? You don't have a boyfriend anymore, huh?
00:00:49.920 He cheated, so
00:00:50.820 Oh my, what a f***ing asshole
00:00:52.440 I know, that's what I'm saying
00:00:53.480 Wait, why they cheat?
00:00:54.640 Why they cheat?
00:00:55.140 I don't know, because I kept accusing him of cheating
00:00:57.180 He got this girl's number and I was getting mad
00:00:59.240 And then he was like, she's just a friend
00:01:00.940 Wow, hey, you know what?
00:01:02.320 You know what?
00:01:02.880 F*** your job at McDonald's
00:01:03.940 I'm a millionaire
00:01:05.100 You're gonna be a stay-at-home mom
00:01:06.860 Let's get a family going, yeah?
00:01:10.140 Your voice box is messing up
00:01:11.320 Stop the car
00:01:11.960 Can you hear me now?
00:01:13.460 Yeah, I can hear you
00:01:14.360 F*** that McDonald's job
00:01:15.820 Quit that s***
00:01:16.520 It's time to come, you know
00:01:17.640 F*** with me
00:01:18.640 Come on, I got millions of dollars, baby
00:01:20.140 You better be a millionaire
00:01:20.720 I got millions of dollars, baby
00:01:22.460 Yeah?
00:01:22.960 Yeah, yeah, I got millions
00:01:24.100 What do you say you f*** that job?
00:01:25.540 I think that's Cap
00:01:25.700 It's Cap?
00:01:27.040 You think it's Cap?
00:01:28.180 I think it's Cap
00:01:29.080 Uh, how do I prove it to you?
00:01:31.660 I don't know
00:01:32.360 Do something special for me
00:01:34.580 Something a rich person would do
00:01:36.120 Hmm, I got an idea
00:01:37.440 Hmm
00:01:37.920 How about I send you five mil right now?
00:01:40.000 Five mil?
00:01:42.380 Sir, I have like
00:01:43.540 A lot more than five mil
00:01:44.720 So why are you working at McDonald's?
00:01:47.060 Bitch
00:01:47.420 What do you mean?
00:01:48.300 I'm a hard worker
00:01:49.240 Yeah, but why are you working there?
00:01:51.160 Why not?
00:01:51.720 People give me mad money
00:01:52.660 What's your name, by the way?
00:01:54.540 Alyssa
00:01:55.200 Ooh, that's a nice
00:01:56.060 That's a nice, sexy name
00:01:57.220 Thank you
00:01:57.360 I agree
00:01:58.260 You know what my name is?
00:02:00.000 What's your name?
00:02:00.640 They call me the Big A
00:02:01.540 What?
00:02:04.800 You know why they call me the Big A?
00:02:07.280 No, the Big A
00:02:08.340 Why?
00:02:08.460 Because I got a big ass dick
00:02:09.640 You wanna see it?
00:02:10.360 Really?
00:02:11.740 I think we gotta go somewhere special for that
00:02:13.580 Oh!
00:02:15.700 Alright, bet, bet, bet
00:02:16.560 I'm gonna go take it to the boardwalk
00:02:17.440 The boardwalk?
00:02:19.480 That's not really too special
00:02:20.640 If I'm being honest
00:02:21.200 I've been taking there
00:02:21.900 Alright
00:02:22.920 Dang, okay
00:02:23.800 You're bougie
00:02:24.300 Where do you wanna go?
00:02:25.000 Nah, I'm not bougie
00:02:25.680 You can take me wherever you want
00:02:26.600 Where do you wanna go then?
00:02:28.100 I don't know
00:02:28.620 Just take me anywhere
00:02:29.480 Alright, hold on a second
00:02:31.140 How old are you, by the way?
00:02:32.820 18
00:02:33.140 Okay, fire, fire
00:02:34.260 Okay, cool
00:02:34.880 Fire
00:02:35.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:02:37.140 I just turned 18, too
00:02:38.260 Oh, really?
00:02:39.980 Yeah
00:02:40.380 Fresh
00:02:41.340 Very fresh
00:02:42.680 Alright, chat
00:02:45.860 Where the fuck do I take this bitch?
00:02:47.540 This girl
00:02:48.100 This girl
00:02:48.440 This nice girl
00:02:49.200 Alright, fuck it
00:02:56.500 We're gonna go over here
00:02:57.380 Chat, who's jerking off right now?
00:03:02.620 So, tell me about yourself
00:03:03.640 Where you from?
00:03:07.920 Where you from?
00:03:08.600 Yeah, where you from?
00:03:12.620 New York
00:03:13.200 What part of New York?
00:03:15.200 You won't know the part
00:03:16.260 It's upstate
00:03:17.000 Oh, okay, okay
00:03:18.420 Where are you from?
00:03:20.140 New York
00:03:20.580 No, you're not
00:03:23.060 Yes, I am
00:03:23.620 That is Cap
00:03:24.420 No, I really am
00:03:25.560 Where about?
00:03:28.080 Westchester County
00:03:28.960 And also Long Island
00:03:29.760 So
00:03:32.460 So?
00:03:33.560 What do you mean, so?
00:03:36.320 Hello?
00:03:36.760 Hello
00:03:36.900 Excuse me
00:03:40.280 Can you hear me?
00:03:43.440 I can't see
00:03:43.660 Can I sit?
00:03:45.120 Oh, yeah
00:03:45.520 So I can see
00:03:46.000 Why do I have you handicapped?
00:03:48.000 I don't know
00:03:48.640 Go ahead
00:03:49.480 Oh, wait
00:03:49.820 I'm still clocked into McDonald's
00:03:51.680 Fuck that
00:03:53.080 No
00:03:53.440 Why do I look like this?
00:03:55.120 You're gonna quit
00:03:55.540 You're gonna quit and be with me
00:03:56.060 You know what I mean?
00:03:56.500 Quit?
00:03:57.080 Yeah
00:03:57.380 Oh my god
00:03:58.380 You have to
00:03:59.540 You gotta be with me
00:04:00.460 So, uh
00:04:03.840 Do you want to know anything
00:04:04.800 Do you want to know anything
00:04:05.400 Do you want to know anything about me?
00:04:07.780 Yeah, I do
00:04:08.620 Hmm
00:04:09.400 Why are you bald?
00:04:14.560 Just shave my head
00:04:15.420 And donate the hair
00:04:16.540 To a bunch of charities
00:04:17.400 Oh, really?
00:04:18.360 What charities?
00:04:18.920 Uh
00:04:21.300 Uh
00:04:22.300 Just like
00:04:24.460 You know
00:04:25.160 People that need hair and shit
00:04:26.340 Oh
00:04:27.360 Like who though?
00:04:29.720 Like you don't know the name of the charity?
00:04:31.860 I gave my hair away to a famous celebrity
00:04:33.940 Really?
00:04:35.680 Who?
00:04:35.880 Um
00:04:37.660 It's a bald celebrity
00:04:40.340 I can't really tell you
00:04:41.160 You know
00:04:41.340 I gotta trust you
00:04:42.160 What do you
00:04:43.220 It's a celebrity?
00:04:44.680 Oh, is it like a secret that he's bald?
00:04:46.600 Yeah
00:04:46.880 Yeah
00:04:47.240 Yeah
00:04:47.440 You can tell me
00:04:51.380 I would never tell your secret
00:04:52.460 Well, let's get some trust going first, yeah?
00:04:55.140 I mean
00:04:55.900 I guess
00:04:56.960 So this is my house over here
00:04:58.960 This is your house?
00:05:01.480 Yeah
00:05:01.760 This looks like
00:05:03.460 Come on out, sweetie pie
00:05:08.280 Follow me
00:05:10.400 Sir, I'm still in my McDonald's uniform
00:05:14.760 Man, you look sexy as fuck
00:05:16.920 Thank you
00:05:17.820 You said what?
00:05:21.000 Nothing
00:05:21.520 Do you think I look good?
00:05:24.680 Honestly
00:05:25.120 The money is speaking to me
00:05:28.960 But that drip
00:05:29.760 I don't know if it's speaking
00:05:31.100 What do you mean?
00:05:32.580 It's just
00:05:33.240 I mean, it's not bad
00:05:36.060 It's not bad
00:05:36.820 It's just
00:05:37.380 It can do better
00:05:39.240 Maybe you can get me right then
00:05:42.260 Shit, you can keep
00:05:42.940 Yeah, I think I can
00:05:44.360 You can keep your boyfriend, you know, handsome
00:05:46.080 Yeah
00:05:47.600 You can't do me dirty like my other one did, though
00:05:49.940 Nah, well, I'll never cheat
00:05:50.840 How many, uh
00:05:51.600 How many, uh, bodies you got?
00:05:54.400 Mmm, like
00:05:55.660 Before my boyfriend?
00:05:59.460 Yeah
00:05:59.820 Mmm, real ones?
00:06:01.960 It's probably like three
00:06:02.920 Okay, cool
00:06:04.660 So I'll be your fourth?
00:06:06.060 Mmm-hmm
00:06:06.600 My ex didn't even hit, so
00:06:08.540 That's just something
00:06:09.360 What?
00:06:10.000 Why?
00:06:11.760 Because, like, I just knew he wasn't the one
00:06:13.700 I knew it
00:06:14.400 And you're gonna let me hit
00:06:15.920 After meeting you in five minutes?
00:06:17.900 Did I say you're gonna hit?
00:06:19.320 Yeah
00:06:20.720 When did I say that?
00:06:22.860 You said let's go somewhere special
00:06:24.020 Okay, this is a special time for us
00:06:27.300 You gotta get hair first, at least
00:06:30.240 I gotta what?
00:06:31.340 Get hair first?
00:06:32.280 Mmm-hmm
00:06:32.640 Come on, let me get a kiss real quick
00:06:36.880 A kiss, sir
00:06:38.900 Yeah
00:06:41.480 Why do you deserve a kiss?
00:06:48.720 I'm gonna be the guy of your dreams
00:06:50.120 The guy of my dreams?
00:06:54.200 Yeah
00:06:54.640 How are you special?
00:06:57.100 What makes you different?
00:06:59.360 I have a good heart
00:07:00.380 A good heart?
00:07:01.980 Yeah
00:07:02.360 How many bodies do you have?
00:07:04.660 Like three
00:07:05.360 Three?
00:07:08.380 That's my cap?
00:07:09.660 No cap, no cap
00:07:10.600 I feel like you should test the waters first
00:07:15.000 I mean, a kiss is a kiss
00:07:16.720 Like, I'm not deep in that
00:07:18.700 But anything else
00:07:19.980 Alright, so come on
00:07:21.540 Come get in the waters with me
00:07:23.100 This is, first of all
00:07:24.920 This is not your house
00:07:25.760 This is, like
00:07:26.600 A laboratory
00:07:28.000 I know, I was lying
00:07:28.520 I was lying
00:07:29.040 I know, I know
00:07:29.660 Look
00:07:31.480 Why do you take off
00:07:33.840 Why do you take off your clothes?
00:07:35.360 Why do you take off your clothes?
00:07:39.580 Hello?
00:07:40.140 Why do you take off your clothes?
00:07:48.480 Hello?
00:07:49.920 I can't hear you
00:07:51.080 Why don't you
00:07:52.200 Get naked
00:07:53.240 One, two, three, four, five
00:08:00.840 Hello?
00:08:03.300 Hello?
00:08:05.360 Hello?
00:08:06.660 Can you hear me?
00:08:07.740 Yeah, now I can
00:08:08.360 You fix it?
00:08:09.080 Yes
00:08:09.360 Why don't you take off of your clothes?
00:08:13.060 I can't take them off
00:08:14.440 Because you didn't let me clock off
00:08:15.860 Oh my god
00:08:17.820 Just get naked already
00:08:18.920 I can't
00:08:19.920 I can't
00:08:20.220 Oh shit
00:08:20.920 There you go
00:08:22.100 Sir, listen
00:08:23.680 I'm a change woman now
00:08:26.000 Like, that was my old ways
00:08:27.180 Listen
00:08:28.300 Listen, listen, listen
00:08:29.760 Take off everything real quick
00:08:31.280 I just want to show you something
00:08:32.140 You take something off
00:08:35.780 Okay
00:08:36.300 Sir, nothing came off
00:08:44.240 See?
00:08:47.400 Oh, the leg tattoo
00:08:50.340 Is so cute
00:08:51.000 That makes you look tough
00:08:52.060 You like that?
00:08:53.200 Yeah, I think it looks so much dribbier now
00:08:54.720 I'm not gonna lie
00:08:55.400 I think it was the pants that were killing it
00:08:56.880 For real, bro?
00:08:57.140 Now you just need some hair and eyebrows
00:08:58.560 And maybe a tan
00:08:59.540 I got you
00:09:00.880 That'll all get done for you
00:09:01.860 Oh my god
00:09:03.200 Where'd that shirt come from?
00:09:06.020 You like the tats?
00:09:07.720 I do
00:09:08.340 I think they're cute
00:09:09.180 I mean
00:09:09.780 Let me get clothes
00:09:10.860 Hold on
00:09:11.220 They look a little, like
00:09:16.520 Piled on
00:09:17.160 If I'm being honest
00:09:17.900 Looks like you just
00:09:19.000 Asked for everything
00:09:20.400 You could possibly get
00:09:21.640 Why don't you take off
00:09:22.560 Your fucking clothes?
00:09:28.440 I'm just not
00:09:29.600 For the sheets anymore
00:09:30.780 Like
00:09:31.340 Come on
00:09:32.960 What do you mean?
00:09:34.620 Come on
00:09:35.460 It'll be fun
00:09:36.520 I don't disagree
00:09:38.280 I think it will be fun
00:09:39.480 But
00:09:39.800 I gotta get to know you first
00:09:41.360 A little bit
00:09:42.260 Alright, so let me take you on a date
00:09:43.260 A date?
00:09:44.520 Where are we gonna go?
00:09:45.340 Can I change at least?
00:09:47.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:09:47.840 Give me your number
00:09:48.460 Give me your number
00:09:49.540 I'll go make reservations somewhere
00:09:50.960 And we'll link up later, okay?
00:09:52.980 Alright
00:09:53.380 What is it?
00:09:54.580 Alright
00:09:54.940 My number is
00:09:56.260 What was your name?
00:09:57.620 It was like Big A
00:09:58.260 Or something
00:09:58.960 Call me
00:09:59.580 Call me Aiden
00:10:00.500 Call me Aiden
00:10:01.160 Alright, what is it?
00:10:04.500 A-D-I-N
00:10:05.280 No, your number
00:10:06.920 764
00:10:08.520 2-6
00:10:11.220 0-8
00:10:13.120 What are you doing, sir?
00:10:17.580 Huh?
00:10:18.020 Oh, I have two
00:10:18.780 What?
00:10:21.660 Is this you?
00:10:23.160 Who's this then?
00:10:24.440 Who's what?
00:10:29.320 Oh
00:10:29.740 I don't know
00:10:31.720 That's weird
00:10:32.240 Wait, which one are you?
00:10:34.380 Wait, call me?
00:10:35.280 I am
00:10:35.640 Wait
00:10:37.340 Give me your number
00:10:38.160 Give me your number
00:10:38.740 Give me your number
00:10:39.180 I have two for some reason on my phone
00:10:40.740 Just call me so I know which one's you
00:10:41.940 What's your number?
00:10:44.480 Um
00:10:44.800 What?
00:10:45.160 5-6-4-5-5-5-6-8
00:10:47.120 5-6-4-5-5-5-6-8
00:10:50.600 Alright, Alyssa
00:10:53.120 I just saved you in
00:10:53.940 Alright
00:10:55.320 I'm gonna go change and shit
00:10:56.520 Hopefully it's really romantic
00:10:57.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:10:58.740 We're gonna
00:10:59.060 We're gonna link up later, alright?
00:11:00.680 Mm-hmm
00:11:01.240 Alright, baby
00:11:02.180 I need a car
00:11:02.940 Bye
00:11:03.560 Hello, Aiden
00:11:07.040 My new friends wanna kill you, right?
00:11:09.360 What?