Adin Live - January 28, 2022


Adin Ross gets FREAKY in GTA 5 RP


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

164.0697

Word Count

2,313

Sentence Count

329

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

In this episode, we have a story about a girl who got a job at a local bar and ended up getting into a fight with her boss. We also get into the story of a guy who was kicked out of the bar because he talked to his boss too much.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh, so she's gonna be in the corner while I'm do like while I'm doing you up
00:00:04.560 Yeah
00:00:12.480 Hey girls, can I work here
00:00:16.320 Is this
00:00:18.420 Sorry, let me probably introduce myself, but what you looking. My name is Lucas. You can just call me Luke
00:00:24.380 Lucas why your hair green
00:00:26.380 Who's he got it?
00:00:28.380 He said wait my boy who's he got it
00:00:33.180 Okay
00:00:35.180 What do you you know how to do hair or yeah, I?
00:00:39.620 Think he would do good on massages. I ain't gonna lie
00:00:42.780 Yeah, please let me
00:00:46.200 Massages yes, I had to give massages. Yes, you want to show both of you?
00:00:50.180 Shit I don't I'm not gonna lie we can see
00:00:54.980 I ain't gonna lie in hell. No, he gonna do me because I've been having a rough day. I'm not gonna lie
00:01:00.980 I
00:01:02.980 Can do both of y'all if you want
00:01:04.980 See now you can do her you can do her she she's going to your ass for you. That's fine
00:01:10.020 Hey, when y'all want to massage soups? I need to take a shit
00:01:13.180 It's right here, sir. It's all right. You should you spray the Febreze after thank you
00:01:18.920 Okay, so you you know how to do
00:01:20.920 Massage yeah, so which one of y'all want to massage so she want to massage right here, so it's going hell yeah
00:01:28.200 All right, I'm just gonna tear that bathroom. Oh
00:01:30.920 Yes, thank you
00:01:33.640 There's a lot work for you
00:01:36.200 Hell no, what the fuck we can't we gotta wait till after the storm. Oh, there's a storm in a couple minutes, right?
00:01:42.600 All right
00:01:44.840 There you go
00:01:46.840 Oh
00:01:49.880 All right, so um, I don't want to be weird, you know saying but you got to get naked
00:01:54.680 Wouldn't get out the room so I can get naked nigga. Oh, no, no just get naked and lay down like I'll bear back
00:02:12.600 What do you have going on?
00:02:14.600 What does he have going on?
00:02:19.560 What
00:02:22.760 No, bro, can I explain myself?
00:02:26.600 Let me explain myself, right? I got I got I got massage cream on my pants
00:02:34.120 Yeah, it makes sense right? Yeah, my fault makes a lot of sense
00:02:38.600 Yeah, my bad my bad my bad my bad that's home
00:02:43.480 How was the massage?
00:02:46.920 It was cool. I don't know if you work higher enough, but I can talk to my boss. All right, yeah, let me know how it goes then
00:02:53.240 All right, I bet
00:02:57.720 Can I get a massage? Watch out, watch out, watch out
00:03:00.040 What the fuck?
00:03:07.480 You was looking at that nigga, nigga
00:03:09.480 Nah, you was looking at that nigga
00:03:11.880 Nah, he was looking, I ain't gonna
00:03:14.280 Right
00:03:15.560 not
00:03:18.620 Are you okay?
00:03:39.680 Yeah.
00:03:40.020 Are you sure?
00:03:44.800 Yo!
00:03:46.280 They paying me, Chad.
00:03:47.240 They banned me, bro.
00:03:50.280 They banned me, Chad.
00:03:54.060 Bro, they literally banned me.
00:03:58.580 Bro!
00:04:07.120 Bro.
00:04:08.680 This server is fun as fuck, bro.
00:04:10.500 I ain't gonna let...
00:04:12.500 Yo.
00:04:18.020 Okay.
00:04:18.740 Yo, that's good.
00:04:19.700 So, what do you think about hiring me, though, for real?
00:04:22.060 Yo, this is the...
00:04:22.700 Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:04:23.460 Yo, bro.
00:04:24.060 Yo, yo, yo.
00:04:24.380 Hold on.
00:04:24.980 Yo, yo.
00:04:25.680 Can you guys shut the fuck up?
00:04:27.760 I'm not even talking, you ugly red jacket wearing fucks.
00:04:31.500 Get off my dick, bro.
00:04:33.280 Obviously, I'm talking to you.
00:04:34.680 Obviously.
00:04:35.280 I'm talking to you.
00:04:35.900 I'm talking to you.
00:04:36.420 I'm talking to you.
00:04:36.800 I'm talking to you.
00:04:37.160 I'm talking to you.
00:04:37.340 I'm talking to you.
00:04:37.540 Shut up, please.
00:04:38.260 Shut up, please.
00:04:38.960 Damn, girl.
00:04:39.420 You fine as fuck.
00:04:40.640 Yeah.
00:04:42.740 All right.
00:04:43.160 So, you said you want a job.
00:04:45.140 So, I need to actually see you do a massage.
00:04:47.500 You feel me?
00:04:48.240 Oh, I just gave your friend one.
00:04:49.460 But let me give you one.
00:04:50.520 Come on.
00:04:50.800 I'm one of the owners.
00:04:53.780 I'm not going to participate.
00:04:55.680 Maybe my sister is here.
00:04:56.580 He can give me one, but there's no way.
00:04:58.600 Hey, yo.
00:05:00.720 Let me go find a day.
00:05:02.520 I'll be right back.
00:05:03.420 Okay.
00:05:04.840 Yo, of course.
00:05:06.200 You really want to massage me, bro?
00:05:07.600 You are really weird, bro.
00:05:09.160 I'm joking, nigga.
00:05:10.100 I guess I'm going to beat the fuck out of you in here.
00:05:12.260 The fuck, nigga?
00:05:13.020 No, yeah.
00:05:13.800 What's up with your sister, though?
00:05:14.840 I was going to beat the fuck out of you.
00:05:16.120 I got nasty.
00:05:16.380 That's why I fucked the shit out of your mother.
00:05:17.740 I put over her desk and I bang.
00:05:19.280 I will beat your fucking ass.
00:05:20.800 You don't ever talk like that.
00:05:21.280 You talked to me.
00:05:21.780 I'll sue you.
00:05:22.240 I'll sue you on for the grave.
00:05:23.780 On folks in the grave.
00:05:24.640 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:05:27.440 All right.
00:05:28.020 I'm silly.
00:05:28.640 Man, eat dick.
00:05:29.420 Just like your mother ate mine.
00:05:30.860 Yo, y'all chill out.
00:05:32.560 Y'all know y'all don't need to be doing this shit in here.
00:05:34.900 Y'all need to chill the fuck out.
00:05:35.920 You think it's when he fucked my dad, nigga?
00:05:37.800 Okay, ignore him and walk out.
00:05:39.680 Walk out.
00:05:40.440 We've got to train him type shit.
00:05:42.540 He got me coming out of cake.
00:05:43.580 We're doing something right now, okay?
00:05:44.780 I'm sorry.
00:05:45.300 My fault.
00:05:45.880 Yeah, same character, sweetie pie.
00:05:47.480 That's why I saw you my bitch.
00:05:51.500 Get the fuck away from me, bro.
00:05:53.140 Oh, she's shaking ass.
00:05:54.180 Move.
00:05:54.560 Move, bitch.
00:05:55.780 Oh, damn, girl.
00:05:56.620 What the fuck was that?
00:05:57.740 Goddamn.
00:05:58.840 My bad.
00:05:59.520 No, no, no.
00:06:00.100 You're back.
00:06:00.520 You want another massage?
00:06:01.620 She said she was going to watch you do it so she can see if she's going to hire you or not.
00:06:07.680 Oh, so all three of you are going to be in the room?
00:06:09.000 Well, no, just her.
00:06:10.980 She's an owner.
00:06:11.760 I'm a supervisor.
00:06:13.100 So she's going to do her shit while she's in the corner while you're giving me a massage.
00:06:18.840 Oh, so she's going to be in the corner while I'm doing you up?
00:06:23.280 Yeah.
00:06:24.760 Oh, my God.
00:06:28.400 Yeah.
00:06:29.040 All right.
00:06:29.320 Oh, do you want to take your clothes off?
00:06:32.020 I'll be right in.
00:06:33.700 Huh?
00:06:34.320 Not you.
00:06:35.540 Let me know when you're going to take your clothes off.
00:06:37.000 I'm not going to watch, though.
00:06:37.760 I'm watching, so you better do a good job.
00:06:40.120 Make sure you lock that door or everybody's going to be trying to come in here.
00:06:42.480 All right.
00:06:42.860 Yeah, let me come in.
00:06:43.760 Lock the door and I'll close my eyes.
00:06:45.480 Okay?
00:06:47.520 I hate that.
00:06:50.720 Closes eyes but peeks.
00:06:54.180 Y'all need some music?
00:06:55.980 Oh, yeah.
00:06:59.320 All right.
00:07:01.620 Can I look now?
00:07:03.740 Yeah.
00:07:04.160 I don't have any music, bro.
00:07:05.720 Oh, it's okay.
00:07:07.540 All right.
00:07:07.980 So, boom.
00:07:08.860 The oil on that desk over there.
00:07:11.240 Yeah.
00:07:11.620 So, you grab that motherfucker, put that bitch on my back, and then go ahead and start rubbing,
00:07:16.340 nigga.
00:07:16.460 Now, there, you know you got to warm that shit first.
00:07:24.940 Holy fuck.
00:07:26.720 Okay.
00:07:27.920 Put your gloves on.
00:07:29.340 You got to put some gloves on.
00:07:30.480 You ain't got to put no gloves on.
00:07:32.080 No gloves, no love.
00:07:33.200 Yes.
00:07:33.540 No gloves, no gloves on.
00:07:35.040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no.
00:07:46.380 It's just because I don't want to get my clothes dirty.
00:07:51.120 Is that okay?
00:07:51.880 No, that's not professional.
00:07:56.020 It's not professional.
00:07:57.360 It's not professional.
00:07:58.080 It's cool for this one time.
00:07:59.360 Tell him to put his pants back on at least, though.
00:08:01.040 At least.
00:08:01.520 Yeah.
00:08:01.980 At least.
00:08:02.200 Put your pants back on.
00:08:03.700 Uh, okay.
00:08:04.620 Uh, I don't see your pants.
00:08:13.820 You lost them since, or, like?
00:08:19.500 Oh, okay.
00:08:20.940 Oh, my God.
00:08:21.900 Sorry about that.
00:08:22.940 I can't do anything about that.
00:08:24.060 You know, you guys are just so attractive.
00:08:25.400 All right, let me get-
00:08:26.020 He's excited.
00:08:26.800 Yeah, let me get to work, okay?
00:08:30.580 Why are you on the table?
00:08:31.620 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:32.620 Get off the table.
00:08:33.340 Show him how to do it.
00:08:34.620 Damn, bitch.
00:08:35.120 Let me do my thing.
00:08:35.980 Damn.
00:08:37.180 Look, look.
00:08:37.440 That's the owner.
00:08:38.300 That's the owner.
00:08:39.380 Yeah, I'm the owner.
00:08:39.960 That's the owner.
00:08:40.400 She ain't gonna give you no job.
00:08:41.500 Look.
00:08:41.920 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:42.440 I have an anger problem.
00:08:43.200 I'm sorry.
00:08:43.400 Go ahead.
00:08:43.940 My specialty are massages, so, like, this is what I do.
00:08:47.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:48.200 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:48.220 Go ahead.
00:08:48.460 Tell me what you do.
00:08:52.720 Oh, shit.
00:08:53.360 Like that.
00:08:54.080 Like that.
00:08:54.760 Just like that.
00:08:55.500 You know, you're gonna start at the calf area, right?
00:08:58.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:58.900 I made my way up.
00:08:59.520 How do I do that, though?
00:09:00.600 Which muscle do I flex?
00:09:01.840 I'm finna fart.
00:09:03.040 Do it!
00:09:05.480 You don't put it.
00:09:06.600 You see that in the sky?
00:09:07.840 You got some muscle.
00:09:08.800 Simone, you got some fucking hands on you.
00:09:10.760 I ain't gonna lie, bitch.
00:09:11.640 So do I.
00:09:12.120 Watch this.
00:09:12.980 You like that?
00:09:15.200 Yeah, hell yeah.
00:09:16.360 Hell yeah.
00:09:16.740 You like that?
00:09:17.320 Hell yeah.
00:09:18.180 Hell yeah.
00:09:19.380 Take off your shoes.
00:09:21.400 Huh?
00:09:21.660 You finna do my toes.
00:09:22.800 God, ew.
00:09:23.480 I need to get your toes, too.
00:09:26.160 Did you fart?
00:09:28.960 Say, you want to get her feet, too.
00:09:30.820 Nah, but I'm finna.
00:09:31.780 I ain't gonna lie.
00:09:32.380 I'm finna bust, nigga.
00:09:33.200 Let me know when you're about to bust.
00:09:38.960 Do you like that?
00:09:40.160 Do you like that?
00:09:41.320 You know, if you do slash E type.
00:09:45.980 Yeah, slash E type.
00:09:48.420 Do you like that?
00:09:50.200 Yeah.
00:09:50.720 Yeah, I like that.
00:09:51.460 Make sure you add, like, you know, put that circular motion in there, too, you know?
00:09:57.500 Make sure you get all up in there.
00:09:59.400 Yeah.
00:10:00.820 Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
00:10:01.800 This nigga gonna make me fart.
00:10:03.960 Girl.
00:10:04.280 I told you.
00:10:05.000 Control yourself.
00:10:06.100 I can't.
00:10:06.640 I feel good.
00:10:07.260 I know the last time someone farted on me back here.
00:10:09.260 Don't do that.
00:10:09.860 I'm kidding.
00:10:13.340 Uh, what do you think?
00:10:14.320 Are you gonna work your way up to her lower back?
00:10:17.720 Not yet.
00:10:21.200 Are you gonna put some additional pressure?
00:10:23.460 Are you gonna ask her, how does it feel?
00:10:24.880 How does it feel, Daya?
00:10:25.860 How does it feel?
00:10:26.500 You like that?
00:10:27.520 Hold on a second.
00:10:28.240 Hold on.
00:10:28.480 Did you just fart?
00:10:35.600 Oh, my bad.
00:10:36.540 I'm sorry.
00:10:38.540 I'm sorry.
00:10:39.620 My bad.
00:10:42.320 My bad.
00:10:44.680 It just, it feels so good.
00:10:46.920 Yeah, I'm gonna take a little breather.
00:10:47.960 I can't.
00:10:48.300 Yeah, that's fine.
00:10:49.000 So, what do you think so far?
00:10:50.960 So, I ain't gonna lie.
00:10:52.700 Nigga, you made me fart.
00:10:54.260 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:54.780 Is that good?
00:10:55.360 Yeah, you doing a good job.
00:10:57.140 That means you relaxed to me.
00:10:58.760 Right, right, right.
00:10:59.420 So, what do you think?
00:11:00.040 Yo, by the way, I could do private misogies, too, if you want to give me your digits.
00:11:03.020 No, we don't do that here.
00:11:04.700 We don't do that here.
00:11:06.000 Mm-mm.
00:11:07.060 We do not do that here.
00:11:08.560 Hell no.
00:11:10.540 That right there.
00:11:12.040 Go and get a nigga in trouble.
00:11:13.840 Mm-hmm.
00:11:17.180 Okay.
00:11:17.680 So, what did you think?
00:11:18.400 You liked it?
00:11:19.620 Yeah, it was good.
00:11:20.860 I'm fucking with it.
00:11:21.960 Okay, cool.
00:11:23.440 I think you should get the job.
00:11:24.380 We got some good hands.
00:11:25.340 All right, what do you, uh, I just, I don't like the fact that he has his whole, you know,
00:11:30.040 his shirt off and his pants off.
00:11:31.640 Well, I need a, I need a uniform for the job, you know what I'm saying?
00:11:34.100 Oh.
00:11:34.320 Yeah, yeah, you need a uniform.
00:11:35.180 Yeah, I gotta get that nigga a uniform, because this ain't it.
00:11:37.860 So, you think he should be hired?
00:11:38.980 I mean, you're a supervisor.
00:11:40.060 You think he should be hired?
00:11:41.080 You've been hired.
00:11:41.480 Yeah, but you're the owner.
00:11:42.940 Yeah, but you got the right to do what I do.
00:11:45.020 I don't know how to do what you do.
00:11:46.640 FTB?
00:11:47.460 Let me take this phone from him.
00:11:48.440 Let's go, girl.
00:11:48.900 Hold on.
00:11:56.760 Yeah, I will, I will.
00:12:07.780 Girl, I think he just met it on your foot.
00:12:10.860 You do not, you, you can't be doing shit like that.
00:12:13.400 I know, I know.
00:12:13.820 Don't lie.
00:12:14.380 Can I just, can I just, can I just, can I just, can I just clean it up before I should
00:12:16.420 get back home?
00:12:16.720 Okay, okay.
00:12:17.160 All right, so, um, so do you want to hire him, or?
00:12:22.440 Yeah, um, I mean, yeah, we can.
00:12:28.680 Okay, um, he gonna have to be under your wing, then, if you gonna hire him.
00:12:32.680 You gonna have to train him and shit.
00:12:34.480 I'm already trained.
00:12:35.480 I just made a fart.
00:12:37.860 Uh, nah, he gotta, he gotta, he gotta be under your wing, then.
00:12:41.940 Are you telling me he's not a responsibility?
00:12:43.220 He's your responsibility.
00:12:44.760 That's fine, whatever, whoever's, I'll be whoever's.
00:12:47.480 All three of you guys are gorgeous, by the way.
00:12:49.760 Thank you.
00:12:50.460 What, what's your name, by the way?
00:12:51.860 Luke.
00:12:52.340 Wait, congratulations, what?
00:12:53.940 Did I get, did I?
00:12:56.080 Well, she says that you're hired, so.
00:12:58.500 We're gonna go with what she said.
00:13:00.640 Chad, this is the, this is the best job ever.
00:13:03.440 I can jerk my shit.
00:13:05.000 No, I don't know that right now.
00:13:06.920 No, I don't say no games.
00:13:09.500 Thank you so much.
00:13:10.780 I know, so.
00:13:11.980 Mm-hmm.
00:13:12.660 Mm-hmm.
00:13:13.880 All right.
00:13:14.200 There you go.
00:13:15.520 Um, you, right, hold on.
00:13:16.700 Wait a minute.
00:13:17.240 You, can I get your number, though?
00:13:18.100 All right, what's up, sir?
00:13:18.760 How can I help you?
00:13:19.640 For training purposes.
00:13:20.620 Yeah, yeah, for training purposes, yeah.
00:13:22.080 Oh, yeah, here.
00:13:23.360 Uh, you wanna give me your number?
00:13:24.260 All right, Bree, can you take, uh, can you take...
00:13:25.980 Uh, it's 604.
00:13:28.860 Yeah.
00:13:29.460 What?
00:13:30.640 One nine zero zero.
00:13:33.000 And it's Dayana.
00:13:33.800 Yeah, we gotta say it.
00:13:34.480 Dayana.
00:13:35.440 I'm not familiar, never met anyone with that name, so I'm just gonna...
00:13:37.520 That ain't fucking up, mama.
00:13:38.320 You call me Day.
00:13:39.960 Got it.
00:13:40.480 You're saying, no, no, no.
00:13:42.380 Why you gotta do him up?
00:13:43.200 You don't even know him.
00:13:44.080 Here, hold on.
00:13:45.140 No, you can't go back here.
00:13:46.580 Yeah.
00:13:47.160 I'm not going in it.
00:13:47.900 How do I do that?
00:13:48.580 I'm not going in it.
00:13:50.780 Whoa.
00:13:51.640 Damn, bitch.
00:13:52.200 Shut it up, bitch.
00:13:52.980 Why do I take the pick?
00:13:53.700 Um, enter?
00:13:55.500 No, you gotta leave.
00:13:56.800 Leave, dude.
00:13:57.440 You can't be bothering him.
00:13:58.460 That work?
00:13:58.960 Uh...
00:13:59.800 Backstage?
00:14:01.180 Yeah, I got it.
00:14:01.700 I got it.
00:14:01.960 It was enter.
00:14:05.620 Perfect.