Adin Live - November 30, 2023


Adin Ross Goes On Omegle With iSHOWSPEED


Episode Stats

Length

32 minutes

Words per Minute

179.19034

Word Count

5,825

Sentence Count

717

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

In this episode, we talk about a lot of random stuff. We play a game of "Who looks better" and other random things. We also talk about the new law that was passed by the Supreme Court.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh
00:00:11.000 Yo speed what's good, bro?
00:00:18.020 Curry
00:00:22.580 Yeah, like bro. He literally said it in words. Oh god. He said it in
00:00:30.000 I got a question. Who look better?
00:00:32.000 She's 13? No, she's 9
00:00:34.000 No, she's 9
00:00:36.000 Hey, hola
00:00:38.000 She got a shitty fucking line. Get outta here
00:00:40.000 Bro, monkey's better. You actually chat with like real monkeys
00:00:42.000 Hey, who look better? Me or him?
00:00:44.000 You don't have to answer that if you don't want to
00:00:46.000 You don't have to answer that if you don't want to
00:00:48.000 Who looks better? Me or him? She's not 13
00:00:50.000 How? Well, quanto anos?
00:00:52.000 What?
00:00:54.000 Yeah, bro. She has baby teeth, bro
00:00:56.000 I'm looking at her teeth. Hey, how old are you, lady?
00:01:00.000 I'm 16
00:01:02.000 Man, she stuttered. You know she's like 13, bro, too
00:01:04.000 Yeah, bro, get outta here, bro. Fuck outta here
00:01:06.000 You wanna go a monkey? Bro, there's more older people
00:01:08.000 Actually? Yeah, bro. There's all the children here
00:01:10.000 Okay, alright, that's good. Or we try just try it with Canada
00:01:12.000 or like Australia or America
00:01:14.000 Oh Canada? Okay, alright, alright, let's do America
00:01:16.000 Let's just see if we get girls
00:01:18.000 See, you get old guys here
00:01:20.000 Bro, why do I, bro, why do we keep getting like
00:01:22.000 What's up?
00:01:24.000 Yo, what the fuck
00:01:26.000 Yo, what the fuck?
00:01:28.000 Hey
00:01:30.000 Pick a number
00:01:32.000 Alright, six
00:01:34.000 Pick another one
00:01:36.000 Three, oh no, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no
00:01:38.000 Three, three, three
00:01:40.000 Pick another one
00:01:42.000 Eight
00:01:44.000 Alright, one more
00:01:46.000 One
00:01:48.000 Two, four, five, seven, nine
00:01:50.000 You know what that means?
00:01:52.000 Me neither, I just told you guys pick a number
00:01:54.000 Because I didn't know what the fuck to say
00:01:56.000 Oh my god, guys, you gotta hate me
00:01:58.000 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
00:01:59.000 Like, bro, like, I know you're planning something evil
00:02:00.000 Like, fucking, like, fucking your small dad mom or some shit
00:02:02.000 Like, you just look like one of those guys
00:02:04.000 Bro, I'm gonna roll these dice
00:02:06.000 And the number comes up, you gotta put that number down
00:02:08.000 We gotta see if you win, alright?
00:02:10.000 Alright
00:02:12.000 You got seven
00:02:14.000 You wanna put six and one down or seven
00:02:16.000 Like, seven
00:02:20.000 He's wasting no time
00:02:22.000 You got four
00:02:24.000 Four
00:02:26.000 You got nine
00:02:30.000 Nine?
00:02:31.000 Nine?
00:02:32.000 Yeah
00:02:33.000 Damn, you big-haired thawks
00:02:34.000 You can do eight and one too, bro
00:02:36.000 Oh, okay
00:02:37.000 Eight and one equals nine, you know
00:02:39.000 I don't know if you knew that
00:02:41.000 Nine
00:02:42.000 Ah, so funny, Jeffrey
00:02:44.000 Five
00:02:47.000 Nine
00:02:49.000 That doesn't equal five
00:02:50.000 No, don't skip yet
00:02:51.000 Bro, just
00:02:52.000 One
00:02:53.000 Two
00:02:54.000 Big
00:02:55.000 Egghead, fuck, he's pissing me off on god ears
00:02:57.000 Egghead
00:02:58.000 Ooh
00:02:59.000 What, say it
00:03:00.000 Say it
00:03:01.000 You're lucky I like you, Speed
00:03:02.000 You're lucky I like you, Speed
00:03:03.000 Yeah
00:03:04.000 Alright, so what do we get now?
00:03:08.000 Four
00:03:09.000 You lost
00:03:10.000 Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, skip him
00:03:11.000 I'm sorry, Jeffrey, but what the fuck was that?
00:03:12.000 Yeah, and you look like that one dude from Toy Story
00:03:14.000 Nah, I didn't explain it right
00:03:15.000 That's my fault
00:03:16.000 Yeah, yeah, I go like, close the schools, motherfucker
00:03:18.000 Yeah, next
00:03:19.000 What the fuck
00:03:20.000 See, I mean
00:03:21.000 We gotta get females, bro
00:03:23.000 Yo, are y'all females?
00:03:24.000 Hey, you got
00:03:25.000 Oh my god
00:03:26.000 I was about to say
00:03:27.000 No way
00:03:28.000 No fucking way
00:03:29.000 Wait, how old are you?
00:03:30.000 How old are you?
00:03:31.000 How old are you?
00:03:32.000 God, I can't
00:03:33.000 Now I'm 15
00:03:34.000 You guys are just
00:03:35.000 Oh yeah, nah, skip it
00:03:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, skip it
00:03:37.000 Alright, God
00:03:38.000 I really screenshot this
00:03:39.000 What are you, Josh?
00:03:40.000 Speed Giddy?
00:03:41.000 No, no
00:03:42.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:03:43.000 Bro, skip this shit, bro
00:03:44.000 Bro, it's to you
00:03:45.000 Alright, just relax
00:03:46.000 What, I'm 23
00:03:47.000 I'm a grown ass
00:03:48.000 Go ahead, bro
00:03:49.000 I'm a grown ass man too
00:03:50.000 Listen here, I'm a grown ass man too
00:03:51.000 I'm 19 too
00:03:52.000 No, I wasn't
00:03:53.000 See, now you're making me look weird
00:03:54.000 I won't make it look weird
00:03:55.000 Listen
00:03:56.000 Oh yeah, I knew you mean it
00:03:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:58.000 Alright, okay
00:03:59.000 No, oh no
00:04:00.000 No, no
00:04:01.000 Stop, stop
00:04:02.000 Alright, I'm done
00:04:03.000 No, this is weird, this is weird
00:04:04.000 Okay, nah, nah, this is weird
00:04:05.000 We're skipping
00:04:06.000 Okay
00:04:07.000 Oh yeah, nah, see that's like
00:04:08.000 No
00:04:09.000 Why is there so many minors?
00:04:10.000 Oh
00:04:11.000 Wait, is that Chief Keef?
00:04:12.000 Hey
00:04:13.000 What are you smoking on, huh?
00:04:16.000 Excuse me, is that legal what you're smoking?
00:04:19.000 I have you know my uncle's a police officer
00:04:21.000 What the fuck, is this real?
00:04:23.000 What the fuck, is this real?
00:04:24.000 No shit, you black bitch
00:04:26.000 Yo
00:04:29.000 No way, this is actually real, what the fuck?
00:04:32.000 Yes, it's real man
00:04:33.000 Alright, hold up two fingers
00:04:35.000 What the fuck?
00:04:38.000 Wait
00:04:39.000 Wait
00:04:40.000 No, no, no, no
00:04:41.000 I ain't gonna lie, real shit
00:04:42.000 This is not real, bro
00:04:43.000 You're just hot as fuck
00:04:44.000 Yeah, you're tripping off that backwood
00:04:45.000 Bro, I don't have my phone
00:04:47.000 What the fuck?
00:04:48.000 This shit is actually wild
00:04:50.000 Close your eyes
00:04:51.000 What's
00:04:56.000 Yo, you
00:04:57.000 Hello
00:04:58.000 Yo, I got a question, bro
00:04:59.000 What's up?
00:05:00.000 If you was a girl, who'd rather fuck me or him?
00:05:02.000 Be honest
00:05:05.000 Oh
00:05:06.000 I think
00:05:07.000 Aiden
00:05:08.000 Aiden
00:05:09.000 Aiden
00:05:10.000 It's not racist
00:05:11.000 It is racist
00:05:12.000 No, I appreciate you being honest
00:05:13.000 It's cause, I'll be
00:05:14.000 What is it?
00:05:15.000 Why?
00:05:16.000 Why though?
00:05:17.000 You gotta give your specifics
00:05:18.000 Dude, it's the curly hair, bro
00:05:19.000 Yeah, see?
00:05:20.000 I'm growing it back out speed
00:05:21.000 It's fire, bro
00:05:22.000 What about my hair?
00:05:23.000 You don't like it?
00:05:24.000 It's nappy, it's dirty, it's stinky, no shower
00:05:25.000 Nah, it was cool when you had like the fucking
00:05:27.000 Whatever the fuck that shit was fun
00:05:28.000 That shit was fire
00:05:29.000 I'm growing it out, bro
00:05:30.000 Yes, and I'm growing mine back out too, so
00:05:32.000 You need to, bro
00:05:33.000 Hey, bro
00:05:34.000 Later
00:05:35.000 Shut your bitch ass up
00:05:36.000 Fuck you
00:05:37.000 No, no, no, he's nice
00:05:38.000 Oh, he said fuck you
00:05:39.000 Oh, nah, nah
00:05:40.000 See, nah
00:05:41.000 See, that's the type of
00:05:42.000 What? She was cute, what do you mean?
00:05:43.000 She would fucking kill you in her sleep
00:05:44.000 Look at her
00:05:45.000 But like, don't you love that?
00:05:46.000 She's emo
00:05:47.000 She will cut your fucking
00:05:48.000 Nah, hell
00:05:49.000 Yo
00:05:50.000 Oh, that was perfect
00:05:54.000 Yo
00:05:55.000 Yo
00:05:56.000 What's good?
00:05:58.000 What's good with it?
00:05:59.000 What you doing, bro?
00:06:03.000 Just chillin', what about y'all?
00:06:04.000 Nah, I'm just hangin' out
00:06:05.000 Hangin', chillin'
00:06:08.000 Nah, just hangin', y'all
00:06:09.000 Is that really, y'all?
00:06:10.000 Nah, it's a hologram
00:06:11.000 I'm like, are you gonna do something or just stare?
00:06:16.000 Like
00:06:17.000 The fuck are you doing?
00:06:18.000 Oh, what the fuck?
00:06:20.000 What the fuck?
00:06:21.000 What the fuck?
00:06:22.000 Why?
00:06:23.000 Cause like
00:06:24.000 Night
00:06:25.000 Bro, I'm telling you right now, monkey's better
00:06:27.000 We get only girls
00:06:28.000 I'm telling you, bro
00:06:29.000 Wait
00:06:30.000 Oh
00:06:31.000 Yo, bro, can you fix this camera to move you real quick?
00:06:34.000 What?
00:06:35.000 Can you fix, can you put this camera to move you real quick?
00:06:37.000 Hey, buddy
00:06:42.000 Hey, buddy
00:06:44.000 No, fuck
00:06:45.000 What's your name?
00:06:46.000 Say on God
00:06:47.000 What's your name?
00:06:48.000 Bro, it's us, damn
00:06:49.000 Like, just like
00:06:50.000 I'm doin' that!
00:06:51.000 It's us!
00:06:52.000 It's us!
00:06:53.000 Me the lady!
00:06:54.000 Fuck the fucking shit!
00:06:55.000 Hurt! Hurt! Hurt!
00:06:56.000 Shut up!
00:06:58.000 See, I don't claim you
00:06:59.000 As a white guy, we do not claim you
00:07:01.000 We pass you to the Mexicans
00:07:03.000 I don't care
00:07:04.000 We pass you to the Mexicans
00:07:05.000 No, no, no
00:07:06.000 Hablo English
00:07:07.000 No, no, no
00:07:08.000 And as a black, hell no
00:07:09.000 Get up out of here
00:07:10.000 Yeah
00:07:11.000 And as an Arab
00:07:12.000 Nah, nah, nah
00:07:13.000 For real though
00:07:14.000 I respect you guys so much
00:07:15.000 Like, I watch you guys so much, bro
00:07:16.000 Cap
00:07:17.000 Alright, then how
00:07:18.000 Alright, then how
00:07:19.000 On my mother's life
00:07:20.000 On God
00:07:21.000 On God
00:07:22.000 Alright, so prove it
00:07:23.000 Prove it
00:07:25.000 What do you mean prove it?
00:07:26.000 How am I supposed to prove it?
00:07:27.000 Just do something to prove it
00:07:28.000 Say something
00:07:30.000 Uh, you tried to do the
00:07:32.000 What is it?
00:07:33.000 The handshake with Lil Teca
00:07:36.000 Bro, get this
00:07:37.000 Bro, Slip scared the fuck out of me
00:07:38.000 I'm not gonna lie
00:07:39.000 You just walk back Slenderman and shit
00:07:40.000 Yeah, why do you always do that?
00:07:42.000 And I just watch all the videos of this kid
00:07:44.000 And barking
00:07:46.000 Thank you, man
00:07:47.000 You don't like our lips or something?
00:07:49.000 You don't like our lips or something?
00:07:50.000 Is that George Floyd in that?
00:07:51.000 Is that George Floyd?
00:07:52.000 Is that George Floyd?
00:07:53.000 No way
00:07:54.000 No, he is George Floyd
00:07:55.000 That's so crazy
00:07:57.000 Yo, bro
00:07:58.000 Wait, what a picture of George Floyd
00:08:00.000 Oh shit
00:08:02.000 Why does he have George Floyd in his fucking background?
00:08:04.000 That's so funny, bro
00:08:06.000 Wait, why does he have that?
00:08:08.000 That's it though
00:08:09.000 Yo, Speed
00:08:10.000 You gotta fix your hair
00:08:11.000 But that shit look dirty
00:08:12.000 Bro, fix your fucking face
00:08:13.000 You fucking fake crimp
00:08:14.000 Get your little stinky booty ass out of here
00:08:16.000 Bro, you ain't shit
00:08:18.000 You ain't shit, boy
00:08:20.000 Bro, I'll beat your ass
00:08:21.000 Alright, do it then, pussy
00:08:23.000 Respectfully, you're not touching my boy
00:08:24.000 Yeah
00:08:25.000 I'm beyond
00:08:26.000 You gotta get through me
00:08:27.000 Hold on, hold me back
00:08:28.000 Nah, nah, nah
00:08:29.000 See, you gotta get through me, bro
00:08:30.000 Yeah, fuck that
00:08:31.000 You're not getting through me
00:08:32.000 Lookin' like fucking Andre Iguodala
00:08:33.000 You stupid bitch
00:08:34.000 Yeah, yeah
00:08:35.000 I'm naked right now, nigga
00:08:37.000 Ow, whoop your ass, what's up?
00:08:39.000 We're sorry
00:08:40.000 What's up?
00:08:41.000 Sorry
00:08:42.000 Hold on, wait, is he actually a gangster?
00:08:43.000 Nah
00:08:44.000 Yeah, exactly
00:08:45.000 Yeah, fuck you
00:08:46.000 Fuck you, bitch
00:08:47.000 Hey, I'll fight your bodyguard though
00:08:49.000 Yeah, he blues bad
00:08:50.000 Yeah, he blues really bad
00:08:51.000 Not gonna lie, you actually died
00:08:53.000 Yeah
00:08:54.000 I wouldn't even like even do that
00:08:55.000 I'll literally
00:08:56.000 I'll fuck you
00:08:58.000 You wanna let me do it?
00:08:59.000 And I'll fuck your dad until he cries, bitch
00:09:01.000 I'll fuck your dad
00:09:02.000 Oh, I'll fuck the shit out of your dad
00:09:04.000 Yeah, and I'm fucking your brother
00:09:05.000 Making him cum
00:09:06.000 Yeah
00:09:07.000 I'll fuck your grandma
00:09:08.000 I'll fuck your
00:09:09.000 She's dead
00:09:10.000 My brother's right here
00:09:11.000 My grandma's dead
00:09:13.000 Yeah, I'm like how low he just went, bro
00:09:15.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:09:16.000 Wow, bro
00:09:17.000 Bro, like, bro
00:09:18.000 Are you gonna show your cock?
00:09:19.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:09:20.000 And he's like fat
00:09:21.000 What? What are you doing?
00:09:22.000 You want me to show my cock?
00:09:23.000 I dare you
00:09:24.000 I'm not showing that shit
00:09:25.000 No, no, no
00:09:26.000 No, no
00:09:27.000 That's a stream
00:09:28.000 What the fuck?
00:09:29.000 I know I skipped him
00:09:30.000 Hold on
00:09:31.000 Was that what I think?
00:09:32.000 Yeah, I don't know
00:09:33.000 Yeah, it's good
00:09:34.000 Just go
00:09:35.000 Yo, what's up?
00:09:36.000 Hey
00:09:37.000 Yo, I'm not going
00:09:38.000 He looks racist for some reason
00:09:39.000 You shoot guns?
00:09:40.000 Yo, what?
00:09:41.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:42.000 You say the end word?
00:09:43.000 Say the end word right now
00:09:44.000 You want to?
00:09:45.000 I like
00:09:46.000 I know you want to call me
00:09:47.000 He's cooking it up
00:09:49.000 Look, look, look
00:09:50.000 He's winding it up
00:09:51.000 Winding it up
00:09:54.000 Yo
00:09:58.000 Oh, that's just me
00:09:59.000 That's just me
00:10:00.000 I'm a big fan
00:10:01.000 That is
00:10:02.000 I just me
00:10:03.000 I'm a huge fan
00:10:04.000 Thank you, bro
00:10:05.000 Thank you, dude
00:10:06.000 Thank you, bro
00:10:07.000 It's been my
00:10:08.000 It's been my dream
00:10:09.000 I watch you every day
00:10:11.000 Like five hours a day
00:10:13.000 Thank you, bro
00:10:14.000 I love you
00:10:15.000 I love you too
00:10:16.000 Bro, thank you so much, bro
00:10:17.000 I love you too
00:10:18.000 I love you too
00:10:19.000 Keep doing what you're doing
00:10:20.000 Keep doing what you're doing
00:10:21.000 That's my brother
00:10:22.000 That's my brother
00:10:23.000 Hey, brother, what's good, bro?
00:10:24.000 That's real
00:10:25.000 Thank you
00:10:26.000 Bark for me
00:10:27.000 Bark for me
00:10:28.000 I love you too, Aiden Ross
00:10:29.000 I love you too, man
00:10:30.000 I know so much
00:10:31.000 I know so much
00:10:32.000 Oh my god
00:10:35.000 You see this
00:10:36.000 He said no meagle
00:10:37.000 He said no meagle
00:10:38.000 He said no meagle
00:10:39.000 Thank you
00:10:40.000 Wait, what did Slips go?
00:10:41.000 He's gonna like, creep around somewhere
00:10:42.000 Man
00:10:43.000 I show speed
00:10:44.000 What's good
00:10:45.000 What's good, I show speed
00:10:46.000 What's good, I show speed
00:10:47.000 What's good, uh, Tanner Fox?
00:10:48.000 No
00:10:49.000 What?
00:10:50.000 No
00:10:51.000 I love your videos
00:10:52.000 I listen to woke up
00:10:54.000 I just slipped a little bit
00:10:55.000 Like, reminds me of slips
00:10:56.000 Like, he's like the same characteristics
00:10:57.000 Sing it
00:10:58.000 That was crazy
00:11:00.000 What are you up to?
00:11:01.340 What am I up to hey so speed what's good?
00:11:13.380 What okay, you know my stream bro like you got it like echoing dude. Oh my god. Yeah, what's up?
00:11:24.060 Do you speak like what's up fuck is this guy on hello
00:11:31.320 What's your ethnicity?
00:11:34.100 Yes, Japanese Asian
00:11:37.880 What is every
00:11:39.960 Chinese yes
00:11:42.560 That's racist how is I can't really speak English fluently. Oh, okay. Oh Chinese good. Ni hao, ni hao, my me out
00:11:52.340 Ni hao, ni hao
00:11:55.580 Na nigga
00:11:57.580 Oh
00:11:59.820 That means like
00:12:03.320 You then what can you say you in Chinese
00:12:09.900 Say you say you
00:12:11.900 Ni and then I is
00:12:17.100 Nigga
00:12:19.100 Oh
00:12:21.740 It's okay. I give you the pass. He's good. I could do me
00:12:25.340 I do you
00:12:27.340 Jewish white mother hey
00:12:31.340 I'm sorry speed no no
00:12:33.840 Wait, why you trying to lie tomorrow? I don't speak English. We have a whole American accent, bro
00:12:37.580 You speak fucking English, bro. So he's like bro. Like you know what the fuck we saying, bro
00:12:41.700 He kind of like I don't speak you speak
00:12:44.740 What I
00:12:46.740 Yes, yeah, yeah, you are fluent sound like a fucking American bro. He's a year. Yeah, you are American for sure. Where were you born?
00:12:52.980 I'm here. Yeah, yes, he played us. Okay, exactly. All right, we have a nice day. Peace out
00:13:01.100 He tried to really troll us. Oh, yeah, he's racist. No, he's not
00:13:05.560 Yo, what's good. You're not racist. Are you?
00:13:08.720 Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo chill wait, do not skip bro. No, see you look like that. Yo, yo chill don't a agent, bro. Aiden, bro
00:13:15.860 Look, bro. I've been fucking with you for a minute, bro. I've been watching you play 2k and shit, bro. Oh, oh my god, bro
00:13:23.760 I've been and you bro. I watch I try to watch your live like every day, bro
00:13:27.120 I mean, I'm trying to save up and get stuff, bro, but it be hard out here, bro. I'm for real
00:13:31.600 Mm-hmm. Tip him. Tip him. All right, bro, what's your cash app, bro? What's your cash app?
00:13:36.180 I don't got cash app. That's the thing, bro. Wait, wait. I can send you my brother's cash app. All right, then. All right. Go ahead.
00:13:41.660 Just send me your brother's cash app. How do I do it? Can I type it? Yeah, type it in. Yeah, type it. I'll tip him. I'll tip him. I'll tip him.
00:13:47.260 Yeah, yeah. Bro, please, bro. I've been fucking with y'all forever, bro. Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you.
00:13:51.500 I'm for real, bro.
00:13:56.200 Bro, I've been fucking with y'all for a minute, bro. No way you're getting in that much. That's so-
00:13:59.500 It should be that, bro. That's a good amount, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. Change it. I feel bad now.
00:14:04.000 He said it a lot. Bro, please, bro.
00:14:07.960 You don't understand, bro. I'm literally watching right now, bro. Look.
00:14:10.720 I'm not even counting. I'm watching right now. Look.
00:14:13.320 I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. He just sent you-
00:14:17.400 That's a good amount.
00:14:18.940 Bro, please don't- don't- don't- don't hold me, bro. Please.
00:14:24.480 Bro, I literally sent it, bro.
00:14:26.720 Bro.
00:14:28.420 It's sent-
00:14:28.860 How much I can't see, bro? My- my thing blurry. You're a blessing, bro.
00:14:33.520 You gotta focus it.
00:14:35.380 All right, let me just switch it to-
00:14:36.920 I love you, bro.
00:14:40.580 Let me go. Let me-
00:14:42.240 Bro, hold up, bro. Stay on, bro.
00:14:45.780 Stay on, bro.
00:14:46.560 Bro, stay on, bro.
00:14:52.600 I'm on- I'm on the thing with Speed and- and- and Russ.
00:14:57.120 Who's Speed? Who?
00:14:58.080 Look.
00:14:58.620 Who?
00:14:59.140 Speed, man. Show yourself.
00:15:00.640 What's up?
00:15:01.880 Hello.
00:15:02.660 What's happening, baby?
00:15:03.540 Hey.
00:15:04.480 I sent you the money, my guy.
00:15:05.240 It's bomberad.
00:15:07.020 Yo.
00:15:07.620 I sent you the money, bro.
00:15:09.400 No way. You sent me-
00:15:10.760 Dude, no fucking way.
00:15:12.480 Okay.
00:15:13.560 All right, bro. Have a nice one, everybody.
00:15:14.940 Oh my god.
00:15:17.760 Okay, have a nice one, all right?
00:15:19.900 Oh my god. I love you, bro.
00:15:21.180 Love you, too, man.
00:15:22.060 Very nice.
00:15:23.080 Yeah, man. You know what? Yeah, bro. Why not, man?
00:15:26.560 Yo.
00:15:29.520 I'm scared.
00:15:30.600 Yeah.
00:15:31.300 You gotta get Monk, I'm telling you.
00:15:32.880 Oh!
00:15:33.820 Is Monkie better?
00:15:34.880 Monkies better because you could get only girls.
00:15:37.560 So good.
00:15:38.120 So do you want to go Monkie?
00:15:39.320 You gotta- you gotta really quick- like, she's a girl, but how old are you?
00:15:41.780 How old are you?
00:15:43.160 I see that.
00:15:45.980 Wait, what?
00:15:46.440 I don't know.
00:15:48.120 Yo, one second.
00:15:48.960 She's not a trust.
00:15:50.100 How old are you?
00:15:51.480 Huh?
00:15:51.880 How old are you?
00:15:53.680 Just one second.
00:15:54.540 I'm 16.
00:15:59.780 You don't believe it?
00:16:01.220 Bro, what you mean?
00:16:01.920 Hell yeah, believe it.
00:16:02.900 You're 16?
00:16:03.680 What the fuck?
00:16:04.440 Yeah, what the fuck?
00:16:05.140 What do you mean that you don't believe it?
00:16:06.860 What's good, kid?
00:16:07.680 Wait, what does your background say?
00:16:09.640 Yo, what the fuck?
00:16:10.600 What is your background?
00:16:13.160 Yo, did you have like-
00:16:13.900 What the fuck are they doing?
00:16:15.020 Yeah, like, what are y'all doing?
00:16:15.840 Are y'all like a basement?
00:16:17.200 Trump!
00:16:18.260 W. Trump!
00:16:19.640 Yes!
00:16:20.160 W. Trump!
00:16:21.720 Yo.
00:16:22.120 Fuck it.
00:16:23.100 Aiden Ross.
00:16:24.140 W. fucking Trump.
00:16:25.320 Yes!
00:16:26.600 How you doing?
00:16:27.100 Hey, how's Andrew Tate there, by the way?
00:16:29.240 Shit, I haven't spoken to that motherfucker in a minute.
00:16:31.340 I ain't gonna lie.
00:16:33.200 But-
00:16:33.780 What about-
00:16:34.080 What about the bottom G?
00:16:37.640 What about him, bro?
00:16:38.480 I'm not the bottom G anymore.
00:16:40.280 I'm a top G now.
00:16:41.640 No, I'm talking about the bottom G.
00:16:43.140 The bottom G.
00:16:44.040 Oh, you talked about that motherfucker who dances?
00:16:47.080 Yeah.
00:16:48.280 I haven't talked to him in a minute either.
00:16:49.600 I ain't gonna lie.
00:16:50.820 But-
00:16:51.280 Damn, your chat doesn't like Trump.
00:16:53.240 Yeah, I'm like a lot.
00:16:54.120 Nah, I don't-
00:16:55.040 What the fuck was that?
00:16:57.080 Yo.
00:16:57.620 Yo, man.
00:16:58.820 What's good?
00:17:00.900 Free Palestine.
00:17:01.680 Free Palestine, brother.
00:17:03.700 Free Palestine.
00:17:04.680 Free Palestine.
00:17:05.020 Yeah!
00:17:08.120 Free Palestine, dog.
00:17:09.600 Free Palestine, bro.
00:17:10.800 All right, man.
00:17:11.320 How about next?
00:17:11.740 What's your name?
00:17:13.640 Yosef.
00:17:14.180 Yosef?
00:17:14.640 I knew it.
00:17:15.080 All right, bro.
00:17:15.440 Peace out, man.
00:17:15.940 I'm gonna say it straight up, bro.
00:17:16.840 Everyone deserves land, bro.
00:17:18.280 Everyone deserves their land.
00:17:19.640 Facts.
00:17:20.780 Facts.
00:17:21.280 I got you, bro.
00:17:22.800 Take care, man.
00:17:23.760 Love.
00:17:24.520 Don't hate him, bro.
00:17:25.660 Come on now.
00:17:26.720 Yo.
00:17:27.320 What the fuck am I doing?
00:17:29.240 Yo.
00:17:29.640 No way.
00:17:31.440 Yes way.
00:17:35.060 Dude, I'm not even gonna last speed.
00:17:37.580 A lot of people think we look alike.
00:17:39.660 No, man.
00:17:40.300 We do not look alike.
00:17:41.660 We do not look alike.
00:17:42.300 Exactly.
00:17:42.740 You look like fucking ASAP Rock or some shit.
00:17:45.540 You don't look shit like me, bro.
00:17:48.140 Exactly.
00:17:49.040 Exactly.
00:17:50.360 You look like, yeah, bro.
00:17:51.580 Yeah.
00:17:51.780 Yeah, we don't look alike, bro.
00:17:53.080 But all right, dude.
00:17:54.500 We do not look alike.
00:17:56.320 Why are you biting your fucking nails?
00:17:59.640 Yo, don't skip.
00:18:00.380 How old are you, baby?
00:18:01.760 19.
00:18:02.360 Fuck.
00:18:02.680 Yes.
00:18:02.880 I'm like, oh, man, now.
00:18:03.560 Fuck.
00:18:03.800 All right, man.
00:18:04.040 Who's better than me?
00:18:04.660 Wait, hold on.
00:18:05.160 Pretend I didn't have to feed my mouth.
00:18:06.260 I was only doing it because I had an itch.
00:18:08.500 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:18:09.600 But who would you rather fuck?
00:18:10.580 Straight up.
00:18:13.420 Who's that?
00:18:13.900 Blackie.
00:18:14.260 Me?
00:18:14.740 Blackie.
00:18:15.500 The Blackie?
00:18:17.460 Yes!
00:18:18.900 Why?
00:18:19.380 Why would you rather fuck the black guy?
00:18:20.960 Because he's better looking?
00:18:34.040 Oh, good.
00:18:34.480 Hey, that's my boy.
00:18:35.240 So I'm not even mad at that.
00:18:36.780 Why don't you just take that, bro?
00:18:37.740 Like, I'm better looking than you, bro.
00:18:38.960 I don't know about that one.
00:18:39.980 She says it.
00:18:41.000 I mean, she has fucking glasses.
00:18:42.160 She's clearly blind, Speed.
00:18:43.320 Yo.
00:18:43.780 I mean, I'm not being...
00:18:44.620 Oh, he's mad.
00:18:45.840 He's all about that.
00:18:47.620 You're cute, too.
00:18:48.500 Thank you.
00:18:48.900 I appreciate it.
00:18:49.260 Yeah, but I look better.
00:18:49.980 I know him, though.
00:18:50.820 But I know him, though.
00:18:52.320 Yeah, fair enough.
00:18:53.480 Wait, so you do know him?
00:18:54.920 Yeah, I know who that is.
00:18:56.020 So then there you go.
00:18:56.820 That's why, bro.
00:18:57.780 So you don't know Aiden?
00:18:59.240 No, I do.
00:19:00.160 But I know you more.
00:19:01.400 Oh.
00:19:01.660 Oh, okay.
00:19:02.740 Shit.
00:19:03.340 What'd that mean?
00:19:04.820 Him?
00:19:05.480 Wait, does that mean that you guys should link up and hang out?
00:19:08.360 Yeah.
00:19:08.740 You know him?
00:19:09.180 And I need so much hoes.
00:19:10.640 Well, where are you?
00:19:11.100 He has no hoes.
00:19:12.220 Nah, bro, I'm the most hoes guy.
00:19:13.720 He's so loyal.
00:19:14.440 He needs a girl like you.
00:19:14.980 I'm cheating, bitch.
00:19:16.900 No, listen.
00:19:17.620 Bro, I don't have...
00:19:18.420 Bro, it's content.
00:19:19.080 It's content.
00:19:19.560 It's content.
00:19:20.040 Trust.
00:19:20.960 Let me ask you.
00:19:21.620 Where are you from?
00:19:22.600 Rhode Island.
00:19:23.420 I live in Colorado.
00:19:24.120 Rhode Island's perfect.
00:19:24.500 Guess what?
00:19:25.120 He has a house out there you just got.
00:19:27.100 I live in Colorado, though.
00:19:28.320 That's fine.
00:19:29.040 Speed, didn't you?
00:19:29.740 Oh, it's snow!
00:19:30.760 Yes!
00:19:31.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:31.920 He has a lodge.
00:19:32.520 He has a lodge in Colorado.
00:19:34.460 You would not believe it.
00:19:35.160 I do.
00:19:35.360 Beautiful lodge.
00:19:36.020 Just built.
00:19:36.580 So look, though.
00:19:37.020 What's on Snapchat there?
00:19:37.920 You know, let's...
00:19:38.440 Yeah.
00:19:38.860 You know, let me cut the slack.
00:19:39.840 What's on Snapchat?
00:19:40.400 Let me add this.
00:19:40.640 Straight up.
00:19:43.660 Let me add this to Snapchat.
00:19:44.780 I might not answer you.
00:19:45.980 What do you mean you might not answer me?
00:19:47.620 Who do you think you are?
00:19:48.320 Drake?
00:19:49.140 Yeah.
00:19:49.980 Get your bitch ass out of my screen.
00:19:52.380 What the fuck do you mean I might not answer you?
00:19:55.260 What the fuck?
00:19:57.440 Who's this a liar, girl, Speed?
00:20:01.940 Oh!
00:20:02.580 Hey!
00:20:03.700 Yo!
00:20:05.000 What's up with it, Speed?
00:20:06.240 What's up with it?
00:20:07.540 I ain't gonna lie, kid.
00:20:08.840 I'm from Cincinnati, too.
00:20:10.980 You are?
00:20:11.600 You're a kid.
00:20:12.400 Yeah, I'm from Cincinnati.
00:20:13.420 I know you, uh, CCPN.
00:20:15.700 That is my...
00:20:16.460 That's my old school, bro.
00:20:17.580 CCPN?
00:20:17.920 Wow.
00:20:18.260 That's my old school.
00:20:19.460 Wow.
00:20:20.120 You should buy me a PlayStation 5.
00:20:21.840 Find one.
00:20:22.400 He's from Cincinnati.
00:20:23.160 Okay, you know what?
00:20:23.700 I got you.
00:20:24.140 I'll make sure you got one.
00:20:24.580 All right, since you're from Ohio.
00:20:25.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is.
00:20:26.900 He's from Cincinnati, Ohio.
00:20:28.040 What's your, uh, catch at, bro?
00:20:30.300 M-A-R.
00:20:31.380 M-A-R.
00:20:32.820 B-R-O.
00:20:34.000 B-R-O.
00:20:35.440 R-E-E-S-E.
00:20:37.180 R-E-E.
00:20:38.840 What?
00:20:39.740 R-E-E-S-E.
00:20:40.820 R-E-E-S.
00:20:41.220 R-E-E-S-E.
00:20:41.460 Oh, Mauro, R-E-E-S-E, 5-1-3?
00:20:43.220 Yeah.
00:20:43.600 Yep.
00:20:44.380 Oh, the 5-1-3 area code.
00:20:45.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:46.240 See, I remember.
00:20:47.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:47.460 I know people who went to CCPA, they said they knew you and shit.
00:20:50.200 Oh, for real?
00:20:51.200 Who?
00:20:51.360 Yeah.
00:20:52.040 I heard you as cool as fuck, too, throwing no bitches in a slapbox man, though.
00:20:55.780 Yes.
00:20:56.260 Yes, bro.
00:20:56.760 I was like that.
00:20:57.240 Oh, no, I knew you were slapboxing.
00:20:58.280 Yes, bro.
00:20:58.800 He was great.
00:20:59.380 I told you, if people think I can't fight, bro.
00:21:00.960 No, he can fight.
00:21:01.560 I just really beat people.
00:21:02.500 Now, cuff him didn't fold you.
00:21:03.920 Remember when cuff him folded you, though?
00:21:05.160 No, I beat his ass.
00:21:06.140 Did you?
00:21:06.480 Yes.
00:21:06.900 Yeah.
00:21:07.240 Yes, I beat cuff him.
00:21:07.860 What's up with you, though, Aiden?
00:21:09.240 My boy, honey, you know you cool as fuck, though.
00:21:11.460 You funny as hell.
00:21:12.320 I ain't gonna lie.
00:21:12.400 Appreciate you, man.
00:21:13.100 Thank you.
00:21:13.680 Hey, much love.
00:21:14.520 I appreciate you, and shout out to Cincinnati, man.
00:21:16.680 That's my boy's down, so.
00:21:17.900 Yes, sir.
00:21:18.960 You know?
00:21:19.540 Appreciate you.
00:21:20.800 All right, thank you.
00:21:21.680 All right, I'm gonna fuck with y'all.
00:21:23.240 All right.
00:21:23.580 Peace out, dawg.
00:21:24.840 That's crazy to see another Ohioan.
00:21:26.500 Yeah, Ohioan.
00:21:27.740 It's love that.
00:21:28.880 I love that.
00:21:29.500 All right, who's a liar?
00:21:30.260 Can we call this a liar, girl?
00:21:31.240 Oh, you want to call her?
00:21:32.500 Wait, hold on.
00:21:33.040 Oh, my God.
00:21:33.800 Hey, hello, hippie girls.
00:21:35.360 Oh, my God.
00:21:36.220 Oh, they were hippies.
00:21:36.780 How did you call them hippies?
00:21:37.640 I mean, they are, speed.
00:21:40.040 Damn, bro.
00:21:40.880 Like, I'm trying.
00:21:41.380 Bro, low-key monkey.
00:21:42.480 Yo, how old are you?
00:21:45.280 She's a dyke.
00:21:46.140 Oh, she's a dyke.
00:21:46.960 Oh.
00:21:48.100 You fuck girls?
00:21:49.400 Hold on.
00:21:49.620 Wait, I can't hear you.
00:21:50.300 I can't hear you.
00:21:50.680 I can't hear you.
00:21:51.220 Are you mute?
00:21:55.260 Yeah.
00:21:56.280 But we can still.
00:22:02.100 Yo, fix your mic.
00:22:04.600 Just talk with your hands.
00:22:08.280 All right, can I help you now?
00:22:09.060 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:10.500 All right, there we go.
00:22:11.040 I had to pick the right mic, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
00:22:12.400 What's your name?
00:22:13.820 Tay, but people be saying I look like speed on TikTok and shit, bro.
00:22:16.920 What?
00:22:17.320 Wait, hold on.
00:22:18.100 Put your face in, both of you.
00:22:20.580 I see it, dude.
00:22:22.160 I see it, speed.
00:22:23.500 I see it, I see it, dude.
00:22:24.880 I see it, bro.
00:22:25.760 All right, okay, all right, man.
00:22:27.220 No, no, she looks more like KSI.
00:22:29.540 Exactly.
00:22:30.040 You look like fucking KSI.
00:22:31.800 That fucking forehead, bro.
00:22:33.400 No.
00:22:34.800 I ain't gonna lie.
00:22:35.420 I see it a little bit, though.
00:22:36.180 I ain't gonna lie.
00:22:36.500 Yeah, you look more like KSI than me.
00:22:38.400 Yeah, yeah, she does.
00:22:38.960 She looks more like KSI.
00:22:40.140 Definitely does.
00:22:40.780 Yeah, I see.
00:22:41.060 Yeah, you're right.
00:22:41.520 You're right.
00:22:41.760 You're right.
00:22:42.420 Listen, let me ask you a question.
00:22:43.900 How old are you?
00:22:45.060 19.
00:22:45.420 If you had to fuck one of us, right, and make babies with, and repopulate the earth with,
00:22:50.200 if we were the last two people on earth, who would you rather reproduce with?
00:22:53.780 Don't say that.
00:22:56.320 I'm a cocky person, and since I look like Speed, I want it to look more like me.
00:23:00.580 So she's.
00:23:02.520 So I'm going to say Speed.
00:23:04.660 All right, so you wouldn't do with me.
00:23:06.700 No.
00:23:08.180 Just because I want my children to look like me.
00:23:09.880 Would you do with me, yes or no?
00:23:13.040 She wants them black.
00:23:14.400 That's fine.
00:23:14.920 Fuck you.
00:23:15.620 So hold on.
00:23:15.960 Would you repopulate the earth with me, yes or no?
00:23:17.620 If we're the last two people on earth?
00:23:18.860 If we're the last two people?
00:23:20.020 Yeah.
00:23:21.080 For sure, yeah.
00:23:21.640 I thought you were going to say no.
00:23:22.620 I was going to say, who goes?
00:23:24.260 I'm sorry.
00:23:24.860 I'm sorry.
00:23:25.160 I'm sorry.
00:23:25.560 Keep fucking with me, bro.
00:23:28.980 We got to get a monkey, bro.
00:23:30.240 Fuck.
00:23:31.160 More girls.
00:23:32.140 Oh, that's a nice car.
00:23:33.340 That is a nice car.
00:23:34.080 I know that it is a 911 48X7RX SSRT.
00:23:39.240 Why are you so fucking quick to skip this, bro?
00:23:41.980 Holy shit.
00:23:43.580 Yo, what's good?
00:23:44.480 What do you mean?
00:23:45.060 No, they're not.
00:23:45.960 How are y'all?
00:23:48.160 18.
00:23:48.840 And I got a nigga.
00:23:50.020 Whoa!
00:23:51.500 You look like that dude that said nigga.
00:23:53.700 No, that's not even cool.
00:23:54.780 You just said nigga.
00:23:55.660 No, she said hard-art.
00:23:56.660 She said hard-art.
00:23:57.280 She said nigga?
00:23:57.900 Hey, hold on.
00:23:58.220 I got you.
00:23:58.560 Let me step in.
00:23:59.060 Hey, step in, bro.
00:23:59.840 Hey, listen up, you little blonde whore.
00:24:01.460 I'm going to fucking, listen.
00:24:02.320 I'm going to come to your house.
00:24:03.260 I'm going to fucking grab you by your hair.
00:24:04.500 Cut your hair off.
00:24:05.540 I'm going to make you eat it.
00:24:06.520 Where you at?
00:24:07.100 Then I'm going to stab you.
00:24:07.600 You want to come here and do it?
00:24:08.400 I'm in Florida.
00:24:08.780 What's up, Jake?
00:24:09.580 What's up, Jake?
00:24:10.260 What's up, bitch?
00:24:11.000 You fucking whore.
00:24:11.740 You're not going to call my man a hard-art.
00:24:13.220 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:24:13.960 I will knock you the fuck out.
00:24:15.020 And I'll knock your daddy out.
00:24:15.980 I'll fuck your dad, too.
00:24:17.000 I'll fuck him.
00:24:17.400 I don't care.
00:24:18.020 I'll knock your dad's go.
00:24:18.840 I'll make him gay.
00:24:19.520 I don't give a fuck.
00:24:20.640 I will make your dad gay.
00:24:22.200 I will fucking fuck your dad.
00:24:24.100 And I'll fucking beat you up, bitch.
00:24:26.280 I will fucking smack the fuck out of you.
00:24:28.600 You deserve to have a fucking chainsaw sawed in half, you racist whore.
00:24:36.000 Oh, sorry.
00:24:37.120 Not you.
00:24:38.120 No, fuck you.
00:24:39.180 No, fuck you.
00:24:40.000 She's nice.
00:24:40.600 What the fuck?
00:24:41.360 No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:42.360 Here, she's a good girl.
00:24:43.560 You're good?
00:24:46.520 Wait, are you real?
00:24:47.640 Oh, no, see, like, bro.
00:24:49.600 Oh, yeah, like.
00:24:50.220 No, some of y'all are NPCs.
00:24:50.960 Are you real?
00:24:51.820 That's an NPC.
00:24:52.400 Where's your mouse, bro?
00:24:53.960 Are you real?
00:24:54.920 Like, bro, yes, we're real.
00:24:58.820 What else are we?
00:24:59.880 Like, are we fucking AIs?
00:25:01.440 Bots?
00:25:02.140 Literally.
00:25:02.980 Wait, we already got that guy?
00:25:03.980 No, no, no.
00:25:06.880 Yo, where you headed to, Cal?
00:25:08.020 He's working.
00:25:09.740 I'm working, man.
00:25:10.920 I'm working.
00:25:11.420 What are you doing for work?
00:25:12.980 I'm headed to the post office, man.
00:25:15.100 Where you going?
00:25:15.820 Where at?
00:25:16.180 Ogden.
00:25:18.320 Ogden, Utah.
00:25:19.620 Nice, brother.
00:25:20.380 Oh, yeah, Utah.
00:25:21.460 What you, uh, wait, why is it daytime out there?
00:25:23.500 What time is it?
00:25:26.000 It's not.
00:25:26.780 It's, uh, it's 530, sunset already.
00:25:29.860 Aw.
00:25:30.220 Bro, why do I have a feeling that you fuck your wife in the ass?
00:25:34.280 Nah, you know, she don't really like that.
00:25:36.120 Oh, I knew it.
00:25:36.500 You tried it, though?
00:25:37.140 What does it feel like?
00:25:37.960 What does it feel like?
00:25:38.560 She only gets that every great once in a while.
00:25:40.740 Okay.
00:25:41.300 Gotcha.
00:25:41.820 I knew it.
00:25:42.540 Wait, I just, let me ask you a question, man.
00:25:44.220 You seem like a good guy.
00:25:45.140 You happen to have a cash app?
00:25:48.380 No, I don't deal with cash app.
00:25:50.200 I'm more of an Apple Pay person.
00:25:52.580 Cool.
00:25:52.920 Speed, give me your leaked number, bro.
00:25:54.920 It's leaked.
00:25:55.660 It's leaked.
00:25:57.660 What, you guys want to send me some money?
00:25:59.420 Yeah.
00:25:59.860 Yeah.
00:26:00.000 You seem like a really good guy, bro.
00:26:01.200 And, you know, December, December is a month of gifting.
00:26:03.820 What's your number, pal?
00:26:04.500 What's your number?
00:26:05.340 No.
00:26:06.700 What?
00:26:07.540 Wait a minute.
00:26:08.260 Hold on.
00:26:08.920 What?
00:26:09.380 You said I want to, bro, I have to put your money in an Apple Pay you in.
00:26:13.600 What do you guys do for a living?
00:26:15.780 Porn.
00:26:16.620 Yeah.
00:26:16.800 We do gay porn.
00:26:18.660 No, no, I'll be honest.
00:26:19.440 I'm the top, though.
00:26:20.420 He takes it in the ass.
00:26:21.740 He takes it.
00:26:22.640 He's a cat.
00:26:23.600 He's a great.
00:26:23.920 You guys are wild.
00:26:24.700 Oh, a nice black bubble.
00:26:25.860 It's so sweet and black and juicy.
00:26:27.640 No, it is.
00:26:28.080 It is.
00:26:28.280 It's great.
00:26:28.960 You guys are wild.
00:26:30.620 You guys are wild.
00:26:31.640 What are you on?
00:26:32.180 Holy fans?
00:26:33.340 Yeah.
00:26:33.800 Yes.
00:26:34.260 Yes, actually.
00:26:34.880 Yes, baby.
00:26:35.620 Yes.
00:26:35.880 We take Holy fans.
00:26:36.520 Porn pub or something like that?
00:26:37.580 If you want to do a collab, let us know.
00:26:39.280 Yeah.
00:26:39.480 I mean, yeah.
00:26:39.900 We come to Utah.
00:26:40.860 No.
00:26:42.800 That's all right, guys.
00:26:43.920 That's all right.
00:26:45.240 So, you don't want me to give me your number?
00:26:46.380 Y'all real cool, though.
00:26:48.160 Y'all real cool.
00:26:49.080 You too, bro.
00:26:50.160 All right.
00:26:51.220 God bless.
00:26:53.700 Yeah.
00:26:54.380 Okay.
00:26:55.060 All right.
00:26:55.440 Fuck you, jackass.
00:26:56.660 Look, look, look.
00:26:58.700 How can you talk about doing porn and...
00:27:02.100 Yeah, he's right, though.
00:27:03.780 He got a point.
00:27:04.900 You got a point.
00:27:05.320 How can you talk about being porn and...
00:27:06.540 Yeah, he's right.
00:27:06.980 Let's start down on both of y'all boys being bitches.
00:27:09.160 Huh?
00:27:10.480 Let's start down on both of y'all boys being bitches.
00:27:13.560 What?
00:27:13.800 What?
00:27:14.880 Hey, are you from Memphis, Tennessee?
00:27:16.720 Do your homework on y'all boys some hoes.
00:27:20.480 What?
00:27:21.100 Let's start down.
00:27:22.100 Hey, look.
00:27:22.440 Let's start down.
00:27:22.960 Who the fuck is this black bitch?
00:27:24.360 I will fuck your bitch.
00:27:25.860 Let's start down.
00:27:26.800 You're not fucking shit with that...
00:27:28.100 I was smack the shit out of you, nigga.
00:27:29.400 No, you won't touch him.
00:27:30.620 You won't touch him.
00:27:31.280 What, bro?
00:27:31.920 Hey.
00:27:32.460 What?
00:27:32.800 What?
00:27:32.980 You're soft, bro.
00:27:33.780 Black Santa, relax.
00:27:35.180 Yes.
00:27:35.680 Stop it.
00:27:36.320 Calm it down now, all right?
00:27:37.300 You're not touching him.
00:27:38.420 I swear to God.
00:27:39.000 You're not.
00:27:39.340 Get your ass down, nigga.
00:27:40.160 I will fucking shoot you.
00:27:41.420 Bro, are you...
00:27:42.300 You gonna shoot me?
00:27:43.260 Yes, he was.
00:27:44.000 Yes.
00:27:44.180 Yeah, I will.
00:27:44.900 Yes.
00:27:45.020 Do your homework on.
00:27:46.020 That's the most racist shit you could say.
00:27:48.180 What?
00:27:48.780 Shut your...
00:27:49.420 Do your homework.
00:27:50.240 Yes, he's playing that card.
00:27:51.680 I have a fellow black guy here, and he's saying you're playing that card.
00:27:55.300 What a pussy, bro.
00:27:56.480 Speed, speed.
00:27:57.100 Speed, speed.
00:27:57.540 Yeah, speed, go ahead.
00:27:58.420 I mean, he looks like it.
00:28:00.300 Yeah, I've been looking for you, okay?
00:28:01.660 What?
00:28:03.180 Guess what?
00:28:03.760 What?
00:28:08.140 Average speed.
00:28:09.240 Do it again.
00:28:10.260 Ow!
00:28:12.520 Do it again.
00:28:12.860 I acted, bro.
00:28:14.180 I acted.
00:28:15.160 You're honestly my clone, bro.
00:28:17.240 You're my clone.
00:28:17.820 No, you're my clone.
00:28:18.740 What the fuck you mean?
00:28:19.440 I'm your clone.
00:28:20.680 Do it again.
00:28:21.340 Oh.
00:28:24.440 Yeah, you know you're my clone.
00:28:25.720 What?
00:28:26.720 Yeah.
00:28:27.320 What?
00:28:31.180 Yeah.
00:28:34.560 No, no, he's 12.
00:28:35.800 No, he's not.
00:28:36.380 How old are you?
00:28:36.960 Hey, aren't you 19?
00:28:37.740 I'm 14.
00:28:38.120 I'm not 14.
00:28:38.460 I'm not 12.
00:28:39.200 You got it.
00:28:39.680 Yeah, I know.
00:28:40.320 I know you feel like I know.
00:28:41.520 Right on my way.
00:28:42.200 What?
00:28:42.800 Yo, stop.
00:28:43.640 Why do you always...
00:28:44.440 Eric, I'm trying to get this tone out.
00:28:45.780 I'm sorry.
00:28:45.920 Why do you always make shit?
00:28:47.780 Yeah.
00:28:49.300 Yeah.
00:28:49.780 Yeah.
00:28:50.280 What the fuck?
00:28:54.000 Yup.
00:28:54.360 What the fuck is he wearing?
00:28:55.960 Those binoculars?
00:28:57.060 I think that's panties.
00:28:59.460 Skip.
00:29:00.680 No.
00:29:01.240 No.
00:29:01.760 No.
00:29:04.340 Whoa, the real ice show speed?
00:29:06.000 No way.
00:29:06.540 Yeah, no shit, Charlotte.
00:29:09.660 Wait.
00:29:10.100 Is this real?
00:29:14.920 No shit, Charlotte.
00:29:20.280 Fart flicker?
00:29:21.820 What?
00:29:23.660 Hey, I saw your house tour today.
00:29:25.380 It was fire.
00:29:27.500 What are you talking about?
00:29:28.440 Oh.
00:29:29.240 Oh.
00:29:29.300 What do you mean?
00:29:30.740 What are you talking about?
00:29:31.940 Come here.
00:29:32.380 For flicker.
00:29:33.480 Yo, you're a far flicker, bitch.
00:29:34.700 Oh my God.
00:29:35.160 Is that a big fan?
00:29:36.020 Is that a big fan?
00:29:36.300 Is that a big fan?
00:29:38.660 No way.
00:29:39.160 No way.
00:29:39.800 I got a question.
00:29:40.320 No way.
00:29:40.700 Big is fan.
00:29:41.500 No way.
00:29:42.120 Big is fan.
00:29:42.660 No way.
00:29:43.040 I got a question.
00:29:43.660 Oh my God.
00:29:44.160 That's a big fan.
00:29:44.880 Oh my God.
00:29:45.160 I got a question.
00:29:45.740 I got a question.
00:29:46.120 I got a question.
00:29:46.500 I got a question.
00:29:46.920 Yeah?
00:29:47.920 What?
00:29:48.420 How are y'all?
00:29:50.040 I'm good.
00:29:50.580 How are you?
00:29:51.120 No, no, no.
00:29:51.660 How old are y'all?
00:29:52.720 Oh, oh, oh.
00:29:53.720 I'm 18.
00:29:54.480 I'm 18.
00:29:54.980 I got a question though.
00:29:57.600 Who'd you rather date me or him?
00:29:59.960 What?
00:30:02.520 I don't want to be racist here, but like him.
00:30:04.900 What the fuck?
00:30:05.600 You're being racist.
00:30:06.800 So you'd rather pick him?
00:30:08.000 I love you.
00:30:08.700 Because he's white?
00:30:09.780 I got speed.
00:30:10.440 Oh my God.
00:30:11.040 I love you.
00:30:11.660 I love you.
00:30:13.540 I'm telling you.
00:30:14.120 They would still fuck you because you're speed.
00:30:15.460 I love you.
00:30:16.400 Are you actually speed?
00:30:17.460 Are you actually speed?
00:30:18.180 Are you?
00:30:18.680 I'm going to lie.
00:30:19.500 She's not even 18, bro.
00:30:21.000 No, please.
00:30:21.580 How do you know?
00:30:22.720 You bitching, bro.
00:30:24.740 How do I?
00:30:25.100 How?
00:30:25.440 Wait, how actually how old are y'all?
00:30:26.620 I love you.
00:30:27.540 I love you.
00:30:28.040 I love you.
00:30:28.620 I love you.
00:30:29.220 Bro, speed.
00:30:29.800 I literally love you.
00:30:30.740 Like, we on the same energy here.
00:30:33.080 Okay.
00:30:33.840 Nah, that day.
00:30:34.700 Let me.
00:30:35.040 I know, I know.
00:30:36.900 No, stop.
00:30:37.840 Bro, I don't even know.
00:30:38.720 Bro, I don't even know.
00:30:39.560 Oh, yeah.
00:30:39.900 She's.
00:30:40.500 How old?
00:30:40.980 Age?
00:30:41.960 Guantanjo.
00:30:42.480 Mike, Mike shit.
00:30:44.340 Damn you.
00:30:45.060 It's like twins.
00:30:46.040 Yeah, you look like me.
00:30:49.360 Why does he look like me, speed?
00:30:50.960 But like a better version.
00:30:52.140 Yeah, like a better version.
00:30:53.480 You look like a model version of me.
00:30:54.940 What are y'all doing on here?
00:30:56.120 What are you doing on here?
00:30:57.960 I'm asking y'all.
00:30:59.440 We're asking you.
00:31:01.300 Are you guys a streamer?
00:31:02.600 No, we're fucking porn.
00:31:04.660 Yeah.
00:31:05.200 Deadass?
00:31:05.920 Yes.
00:31:06.360 Privately?
00:31:06.680 What?
00:31:08.460 Where y'all at?
00:31:09.120 Miami?
00:31:09.580 Your eyes are like weird.
00:31:11.240 They're like good.
00:31:11.820 I don't know.
00:31:12.560 You're like making me nervous.
00:31:13.140 They're weird?
00:31:14.040 You look like a pretty face.
00:31:15.080 Look at the girls face.
00:31:15.980 It's weird.
00:31:16.120 Listen.
00:31:17.140 Hey, then you want to go out?
00:31:19.140 Where?
00:31:20.980 I'm just taking you out.
00:31:22.200 Where are you?
00:31:24.040 Chicago.
00:31:25.980 How the fuck are you going to get all over here?
00:31:28.420 Huh?
00:31:29.420 Nothing, bro.
00:31:30.080 What the fuck is that, bro?
00:31:42.800 What's up?
00:31:48.440 Do you guys, are you guys here?
00:31:51.160 Do you speak?
00:31:54.780 Yeah.
00:32:00.080 Hey, you bitch.
00:32:10.100 Why the fuck are you posing?
00:32:15.800 Take it.
00:32:21.720 Take it.
00:32:22.240 Take it.
00:32:22.260 I'll dare it.
00:32:23.020 Take it.
00:32:24.100 Shut up.
00:32:24.860 Okay, master.
00:32:26.180 I'll pick it.
00:32:27.120 I'll boo it.
00:32:27.680 I'll pick the card and just stop.
00:32:28.960 What the fuck?