Adin Live - October 12, 2022


Adin Ross Had the CRAZIEST Birthday Party! (Full Stream)


Episode Stats


Length

53 minutes

Words per minute

174.9922

Word count

9,344

Sentence count

1,263

Harmful content

Misogyny

111

sentences flagged

Toxicity

637

sentences flagged

Hate speech

99

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Summary

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In this episode we talk about a lot of random shit. We also talk about some of the most awkward things we ve ever done in a stream. We also have a special guest on the show and we have a surprise for you guys.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 just put the watt yeah put the put the other lens on it
00:00:07.640 chat give you one sec put the other lens on so we can zoom in 0.98
00:00:10.240 chat if you guys are ready to see me suck a 0.98
00:00:12.240 on stream put that into the chat right now bro come on 0.98
00:00:14.540 um you know what i'm saying so
00:00:17.200 pre-band bro you're weird anyone doing that you're weird
00:00:20.780 you're weird buddy it's not a it's a popsicle stick
00:00:23.560 yup it's not a
00:00:26.620 it's a popsicle stick oh i'm ready yo snaggy
00:00:32.620 hey yo all right come on bro bring that over here bro
00:00:36.620 yo it's your first time yo turn it turn the tiki down a little bit
00:00:43.240 turn the tiki down a little bit all right all right it's your first
00:00:45.400 shot of light happy birthday my nigga 22 years
00:00:47.440 okay listen last time i got the calm in my nose so like how do i not get my nose
00:00:50.660 but you just gotta aim it they're like where you catch it all
00:00:52.720 you gotta take it over your mouth don't pour a big one
00:00:54.560 i'm not i'm not going out there yeah w camera anymore
00:00:57.800 w camera anymore no all right all right this is so awkward to do on screen
00:01:01.980 it's nice
00:01:02.560 come on you know
00:01:04.560 really all right all right all right all right
00:01:06.560 hey yo chat
00:01:08.100 this is for you guys chat this is you right here right and this is me all right
00:01:11.980 i'm gonna show y'all what i would do if i saw you guys you know what i'm saying
00:01:14.420 are you ready
00:01:14.940 oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
00:01:18.180 all right go
00:01:19.180 oh
00:01:20.180 yo
00:01:21.180 yo
00:01:22.180 oh
00:01:24.180 you're gonna swallow it
00:01:25.600 yo what the
00:01:26.440 oh
00:01:27.480 shagyo it's your turn shagyo it's right now
00:01:29.900 yeah it's your turn 1.00
00:01:30.940 are they gonna suck this dick 1.00
00:01:32.180 yes yes yes 1.00
00:01:33.420 right you gotta see who's next 0.99
00:01:34.420 i ain't no bitch 1.00
00:01:35.420 you know what i'm talking about right here 0.99
00:01:36.540 yeah yeah you put it on top
00:01:37.680 all right come on
00:01:38.420 yo 1.00
00:01:41.420 damn nigga look at me 1.00
00:01:44.420 he's a spitter 1.00
00:01:45.420 damn nigga 1.00
00:01:47.420 damn nigga 1.00
00:01:48.420 fucking trying to fucking 1.00
00:01:49.920 my god damn 1.00
00:01:51.140 all right all right all right 0.99
00:01:52.040 all right so check me out chat so look
00:01:54.680 we got a lot of events bro hold on zoom out real quick
00:01:57.300 celery
00:01:57.720 i want to give a little
00:01:59.080 i want to
00:02:00.040 now we don't have to swap back do we
00:02:01.960 because that's is that the most zooms out
00:02:03.080 yeah
00:02:03.780 oh it is okay
00:02:05.820 well we're gonna have to keep swapping but that's fine
00:02:07.980 so chat look 0.96
00:02:09.300 we got a lot of shit coming to stream 0.99
00:02:11.440 um 1.00
00:02:12.640 we got a lot of shit 1.00
00:02:14.360 we got a cotton candy machine 1.00
00:02:16.160 we got an ice cream machine
00:02:17.140 we got sushi
00:02:17.860 uh we got some more tricks over there and stuff like that 0.99
00:02:20.400 it's a full fucking party 0.98
00:02:21.460 you only turn 22 once 1.00
00:02:22.960 so i'm having a good time of my life
00:02:24.800 i don't know whose tweet you guys are talking about
00:02:26.620 listen bro 0.99
00:02:27.140 leave me the fuck alone right now 1.00
00:02:29.020 now is not the time to talk about that tweet 0.99
00:02:30.940 we will talk about it when i react 0.98
00:02:32.340 and i hate how it gets blurted like when i go zoom in and shit 0.97
00:02:34.400 all right 0.96
00:02:35.140 so
00:02:35.680 um
00:02:37.040 you say what
00:02:39.120 you want me to switch the lens
00:02:40.160 switch lens or nah
00:02:41.080 leave it
00:02:42.400 all right 1.00
00:02:43.280 chat it's gonna be a fucking party in this bitch 1.00
00:02:45.260 what tweet you guys know what to talk about bro 1.00
00:02:47.340 what
00:02:48.720 the first
00:02:50.780 one of the first people are gonna pull up right now
00:02:52.600 the first people are gonna pull up
00:02:53.620 who's the first person
00:02:54.320 just chill bro 1.00
00:02:55.480 oh shit 1.00
00:02:56.560 see chat you don't know if anything's pulling a w script or not you don't fucking know 1.00
00:02:59.600 chad just spam w script for everything bro 0.96
00:03:01.760 you don't know what's the script you don't know what's a surprise or not
00:03:03.820 hey
00:03:04.140 you give prom
00:03:05.440 you give prom
00:03:06.200 you give prom
00:03:07.440 you give prom 1.00
00:03:08.020 who missed the fucking scripts 1.00
00:03:11.480 who missed the fucking scripts 1.00
00:03:13.520 i know you motherfuckers missed the fucking scripts 1.00
00:03:15.900 because i sure as hell did 1.00
00:03:16.960 shit we should know i had to just get my bag of hell 1.00
00:03:19.800 i told you motherfuckers i wouldn't have been back 1.00
00:03:22.300 wait we're back 1.00
00:03:22.920 wait we're back to script and stuff
00:03:23.600 oh yeah we're back
00:03:24.280 oh yeah we know you know y'all
00:03:25.840 oh yeah yeah yeah
00:03:26.940 yeah okay
00:03:27.500 oh wait wait no
00:03:28.220 w script
00:03:28.700 here just
00:03:29.120 oh we can't do the shake right now
00:03:30.140 yeah we can
00:03:30.620 we can
00:03:31.000 we can
00:03:31.560 all right cool
00:03:35.340 chat we have travis scott performing live
00:03:39.020 okay
00:03:39.420 um
00:03:40.420 no i'm kidding imagine
00:03:41.460 i mean
00:03:41.820 yeah
00:03:42.140 wait
00:03:42.540 what happened to your leg
00:03:44.020 nothing
00:03:44.340 i jumped over the pooler
00:03:46.040 over the what
00:03:47.400 the pooler
00:03:48.020 the pooler
00:03:48.660 do you look good in the camera
00:03:49.520 this camera you look good right 1.00
00:03:50.520 you look good as fuck 1.00
00:03:51.100 hold on look 1.00
00:03:51.460 because look how good i look
00:03:52.420 now you come in
00:03:53.340 and let me see how you look
00:03:54.000 you look
00:03:54.480 i look real good
00:03:55.720 you know
00:03:57.240 everyone everyone rate shnaggy 0.92
00:03:58.280 take your glasses off shnaggy 0.98
00:03:59.120 i'm not taking my glasses off bro
00:04:00.420 i'm a little lit right now bro
00:04:01.720 i don't want to see my eye glasses bro
00:04:02.940 bro
00:04:03.560 everyone's been taking
00:04:04.480 bro you're being weird bro
00:04:05.460 whatever
00:04:09.420 we've never had uh
00:04:10.000 yeah we need to definitely zoom out
00:04:10.980 i'm not gonna lie 0.97
00:04:11.420 what the fuck is that 0.98
00:04:13.640 yo 0.99
00:04:14.080 yeah here's something
00:04:15.420 back up 0.98
00:04:16.680 oh we're starting this shit up right now 0.98
00:04:21.240 all right we should probably zoom out 0.98
00:04:23.700 then a little bit yeah
00:04:24.300 the lens
00:04:24.720 yeah he's doing it outside
00:04:25.480 oh he is
00:04:26.560 yeah
00:04:26.980 introduce yourself
00:04:28.160 yo i'm uh
00:04:30.740 cavin 1.00
00:04:31.800 hey what the fuck 1.00
00:04:36.780 tell me what you do 1.00
00:04:37.820 you got something
00:04:38.280 yeah yeah
00:04:38.720 i want to said that
00:04:43.440 i want to said what i did
00:04:44.420 but uh
00:04:45.420 you guys are about to see it
00:04:46.400 in uh
00:04:46.940 in a few minutes now
00:04:47.900 okay
00:04:48.280 okay okay okay
00:04:49.540 very fire
00:04:50.080 very fire
00:04:50.760 um
00:04:51.560 literally very fire 0.99
00:04:52.480 we're about to get this shit started 0.98
00:04:54.080 he'll start setting up 0.98
00:04:56.000 until then should we try out
00:04:56.880 the dinner
00:04:57.360 tonight
00:04:57.900 right now
00:04:59.560 right now
00:04:59.580 right now
00:04:59.780 right here
00:05:02.220 yeah
00:05:02.460 right there
00:05:03.020 you should go next
00:05:06.660 next one
00:05:08.000 i'm scared though bro
00:05:09.280 go next to him bro
00:05:10.440 it's your birthday bro
00:05:12.440 i got you
00:05:13.100 go ahead go
00:05:15.560 hey that's that white 1.00
00:05:16.880 shit 1.00
00:05:17.300 oh my god 1.00
00:05:18.300 what's your black pussy 1.00
00:05:21.060 this is your birthday 1.00
00:05:21.680 he's going to black 1.00
00:05:22.160 no no he can't 1.00
00:05:23.020 yeah
00:05:23.600 go ahead
00:05:24.480 gas moving
00:05:25.680 i'm going to breathe out
00:05:27.180 eventually
00:05:27.600 so is that my name
00:05:29.100 uh
00:05:30.000 if the gas is on fire
00:05:31.300 of course you're hitting it
00:05:32.160 no it's not
00:05:32.760 of course you're hitting it
00:05:34.020 concrete
00:05:34.400 you're weird
00:05:35.400 no 1.00
00:05:35.800 bitch 1.00
00:05:36.400 just take it out for now 0.99
00:05:38.040 just take it out for now
00:05:38.840 what's in the final anyway
00:05:40.280 i get it i don't know
00:05:41.680 it's a w scripter
00:05:42.720 i don't know
00:05:43.200 we'll see 1.00
00:05:43.720 no just pull that shit bro 1.00
00:05:47.420 he's like 1.00
00:05:47.620 he's like
00:05:48.340 ooh that
00:05:48.960 ooh that kid
00:05:49.720 ooh
00:05:49.960 why do you wear the same outfit like this 1.00
00:05:56.780 bro get off of my dick right now 1.00
00:05:58.480 that's why i say what you are bro 1.00
00:05:59.740 get off my dick bro 1.00
00:06:00.600 chill out chill out chill out 1.00
00:06:01.080 don't give me clit 1.00
00:06:02.080 don't give me clit 1.00
00:06:03.080 don't give me clit 1.00
00:06:04.080 remember why he's taking that shit down 1.00
00:06:06.080 yo you got a knife 1.00
00:06:07.900 i don't got a knife
00:06:10.260 i stay away from knives
00:06:11.340 really why
00:06:13.220 yup
00:06:13.640 why
00:06:14.580 you know why i stay away from knives
00:06:16.320 cause you got a stamp
00:06:17.320 i mean bro
00:06:18.420 why bring it up on my birthday
00:06:19.300 my bad bro
00:06:20.080 i'm tripping bro
00:06:21.000 my bad bro
00:06:22.480 i'm tripping
00:06:22.820 alright
00:06:23.980 alright
00:06:24.380 come outside with me bro
00:06:25.320 i'm scared
00:06:25.620 alright bro
00:06:26.040 come on
00:06:26.360 come on hold my hand 1.00
00:06:27.120 get in you sicko 1.00
00:06:29.040 bang your balls in the fucking chat 1.00
00:06:30.380 you should be ashamed of your son 1.00
00:06:33.380 can y'all see me chat or am i too black 1.00
00:06:42.480 y'all ever see me 0.94
00:06:43.120 right here
00:06:44.380 right here
00:06:44.940 a little more up
00:06:46.980 a little more up
00:06:47.680 more up right here 1.00
00:06:48.560 you're covered by the dick 0.99
00:06:49.380 the dick's covered 1.00
00:06:50.680 yeah 1.00
00:06:51.020 alright right there
00:06:52.820 would you just hear me 1.00
00:06:54.720 what the fuck 1.00
00:07:07.820 what the fuck 1.00
00:07:11.540 That shit wrong as well. 1.00
00:07:16.540 These motherfuckers are trash. 1.00
00:07:18.540 Yo, you call them a trash. 1.00
00:07:20.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:34.540 That's that shit on you know what I mean? 1.00
00:07:38.540 What do you mean by that? 1.00
00:07:41.540 How do you spit like that?
00:07:46.540 How do you spit like that? 1.00
00:07:48.540 What the fuck, nigga? 1.00
00:07:50.540 Bro, shit your ass up. 1.00
00:07:51.540 What? 1.00
00:07:52.540 I'm amazed.
00:07:53.540 How do you spit like that?
00:07:54.540 That's crazy. 1.00
00:08:00.540 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:08:02.540 That shit was hot. 1.00
00:08:03.540 He's about to burn my house down. 1.00
00:08:04.540 Holy shit. 1.00
00:08:05.540 Yo. 1.00
00:08:06.540 It's not hot like next to your mouth.
00:08:08.540 It's not hot.
00:08:09.540 Yo. 1.00
00:08:10.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:11.540 Yo. 1.00
00:08:12.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:13.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:14.540 Yo. 1.00
00:08:15.540 Yo.
00:08:16.540 What, what, what? 1.00
00:08:17.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:18.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:19.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:20.540 I'm not gonna lie, bro. 1.00
00:08:21.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:23.540 What? 1.00
00:08:24.540 Did you just eat that?
00:08:25.540 Whatever, right? 1.00
00:08:26.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:27.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:28.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:29.540 Just eat that. 1.00
00:08:30.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:31.540 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:08:32.540 I'm not gonna lie, bro. 1.00
00:08:33.540 What? 1.00
00:08:34.540 That should make your mouth open some shit. 1.00
00:08:36.460 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:38.360 Bro, did y'all just see that shit, bro? 1.00
00:08:39.960 Just put that shit down and stuff, bro. 1.00
00:08:41.100 Just deep-dotted and fucking fire the stick, bro. 1.00
00:08:43.280 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:08:45.100 That shit look hot. 1.00
00:08:45.940 Don't worry. 1.00
00:08:53.700 I'm like a liar. 0.87
00:08:54.540 You're a senior, bro? 0.68
00:08:56.260 Absolutely not.
00:08:58.720 I'd rather...
00:08:59.640 There's other things I would, but not that.
00:09:01.520 Why?
00:09:01.840 You gonna say that in front of him?
00:09:06.140 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:09:07.560 Ain't no way you're just sitting there in front of him.
00:09:09.280 Ain't no way.
00:09:09.700 What?
00:09:11.340 Huh?
00:09:14.840 Ah!
00:09:15.580 Ah!
00:09:16.840 Jesus!
00:09:21.580 I can touch it, too?
00:09:23.200 No.
00:09:24.340 Touch it?
00:09:26.280 Oh, you tweaked it. 1.00
00:09:27.620 Yo, like, this shit actually burned. 0.99
00:09:29.380 You gotta, like, touch it and move your hand away, bro. 1.00
00:09:31.340 Y'all don't know what the fuck, bro. 0.99
00:09:33.280 I'm not doing it. 1.00
00:09:33.840 This nigga roped in his head. 1.00
00:09:34.720 Do it, bro. 0.99
00:09:35.200 Don't be weird, bro.
00:09:36.300 Do it, bro. 0.97
00:09:37.420 Why does this nigga hold his hand in there? 1.00
00:09:40.380 Put it out your mouth. 1.00
00:09:42.900 Put it out your mouth? 0.71
00:09:44.260 No.
00:09:44.700 No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:45.980 No.
00:09:46.460 No.
00:09:49.220 Ow! 1.00
00:09:50.300 That's the real throat goat. 1.00
00:09:52.060 Yeah.
00:09:52.620 Nah, nah.
00:09:53.280 I ain't gonna lie to your music.
00:09:54.140 I'm in.
00:09:54.760 I'm not even gonna say it.
00:09:55.360 That's the real throat goat. 1.00
00:09:56.520 Crazy shit, bro. 1.00
00:09:57.480 Just one shot. 1.00
00:09:58.020 That's the real fucking throat goat. 1.00
00:10:01.100 Clap some fucking chat for him. 1.00
00:10:02.480 You're doing crazy. 1.00
00:10:05.540 Oh, they get hit with ads, too.
00:10:07.100 Just sub up, bro.
00:10:12.480 I know the real throat goat.
00:10:13.520 Oh, I know the real throat goat.
00:10:15.480 Yeah, I came into a sheet. 1.00
00:10:16.560 She's gonna suck me up. 1.00
00:10:18.020 Not a femaler. 1.00
00:10:18.960 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:20.460 Oh.
00:10:22.500 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:10:23.800 Scooby, bro.
00:10:24.620 You, bro, ain't no way you just did that, bro.
00:10:26.980 It's trying sushi in his mouth. 0.99
00:10:28.640 That nigga, you can't close the lady's hand right there. 1.00
00:10:30.800 For real? 0.99
00:10:31.260 Why do you make me do that?
00:10:32.200 No, you can't touch it.
00:10:33.060 You can knock the hand and roll it.
00:10:34.080 I know, I know, I know. 1.00
00:10:35.040 That was so dumb, bro. 1.00
00:10:35.840 That was so stupid, but I'm not gonna lie to you. 1.00
00:10:37.140 That was so fucking dumb. 1.00
00:10:38.060 Yeah, you tweet, bro. 1.00
00:10:38.860 All right, we're gonna try the sushi now.
00:10:40.780 You want to?
00:10:41.400 Yes.
00:10:42.160 Yes.
00:10:42.580 I want to try the sushi.
00:10:43.520 So, real quick, chat.
00:10:45.720 I'm gonna plot the lens.
00:10:47.500 Chat, snaggy hoes. 1.00
00:10:49.460 Why me?
00:10:50.060 We all about to try it.
00:10:50.940 No, I am, too.
00:10:51.520 I am, too.
00:10:52.180 All, you know what I'm saying?
00:10:53.380 We all are, bro. 1.00
00:10:55.700 What the fuck? 1.00
00:10:56.740 Why does he keep... 1.00
00:10:57.760 Who?
00:10:59.800 Hold on, why does... 1.00
00:11:03.480 Hold on, what the fuck? 1.00
00:11:11.000 Oh, that guy, that's weird as fuck. 1.00
00:11:15.720 No, don't worry about it. 1.00
00:11:16.960 You fed.
00:11:18.180 All right.
00:11:20.280 You ready?
00:11:20.860 You've never tried sushi before, and you're like,
00:11:21.800 I'm gonna try it, too.
00:11:22.360 And you're gonna try it, too.
00:11:23.440 You better try it, too.
00:11:24.200 We're all gonna try...
00:11:24.900 Well, I've tried sushi before, but...
00:11:26.760 They're gonna try sushi for the first time.
00:11:28.880 I love sushi. 1.00
00:11:30.020 Chat, who fucks with sushi in this bitch? 1.00
00:11:32.220 All right. 1.00
00:11:32.560 Sango, sit down, fat-ass. 1.00
00:11:34.340 Yeah, bro, relax. 1.00
00:11:35.740 Bro, you sit...
00:11:36.660 He's getting excited, bro.
00:11:38.040 You're chilling, bro.
00:11:38.780 All right.
00:11:39.260 I'm gonna make it... 1.00
00:11:39.760 Bro, get off of my dick, bro. 1.00
00:11:41.560 Stop riding my dick, bro. 1.00
00:11:42.700 Are you that excited for food? 1.00
00:11:45.100 Okay. 0.99
00:11:45.960 I'll make you guys plates and shit real quick. 0.98
00:11:48.360 For no reason right now, 1.00
00:11:49.380 he's riding my dick, bro. 1.00
00:11:50.940 Like, you're not a... 1.00
00:11:51.940 All right.
00:11:58.100 So, look.
00:11:59.260 You're gonna dip this in the sauce.
00:12:02.960 What a fork at?
00:12:04.080 That's the chopsticks. 0.96
00:12:05.480 You can use your hands, though. 1.00
00:12:07.040 I'm gonna do the same shit with you. 0.99
00:12:07.980 I'm gonna dip it right in the sauce. 1.00
00:12:09.760 All right. 0.99
00:12:10.540 What's this shit on top? 1.00
00:12:11.860 Like, it's pink shit. 1.00
00:12:12.600 It's, like, chili or something. 1.00
00:12:13.600 Y'all see this shit, bro? 1.00
00:12:14.480 It's not... 1.00
00:12:14.720 It's nothing, bro.
00:12:15.560 That's what we got.
00:12:15.920 Don't bite it.
00:12:15.980 Y'all see, like, 1.00
00:12:16.380 you keep this shit on top, bro. 1.00
00:12:17.400 Like, what is that, bro? 1.00
00:12:18.300 Do not bite it yet.
00:12:19.420 I'm not, bro. 1.00
00:12:20.240 Hey, shut your bitch ass up. 1.00
00:12:21.320 Listen. 1.00
00:12:21.800 All right.
00:12:23.600 Hold on.
00:12:23.860 It's all getting free.
00:12:24.520 You got to dip it in this?
00:12:24.780 Yeah, we got to all get in free.
00:12:25.740 Can you adjust the camera?
00:12:28.020 All right.
00:12:28.480 So, look.
00:12:30.240 Dip it in right now.
00:12:31.060 And put the whole thing in your mouth. 0.85
00:12:33.820 The whole thing?
00:12:34.520 Go, now.
00:12:35.080 Go.
00:12:43.840 Bro, you might never try anything in my web. 1.00
00:12:45.960 Bro, what the fuck is that shit, bro? 1.00
00:12:48.980 Why is it so spicy? 1.00
00:12:50.920 I put a bowl of wasabi. 0.99
00:12:54.760 Bro, what the fuck is that, bro? 0.99
00:12:56.480 I put a bowl of wasabi in the rolls. 1.00
00:12:58.760 I got it.
00:12:59.620 Yes. 0.98
00:13:01.060 Hell nah, put the hell nah. 1.00
00:13:02.020 I ain't put this shit back on my mouth. 1.00
00:13:03.180 Hell nah. 1.00
00:13:03.960 No, look at that shit. 1.00
00:13:05.520 That shit hot as hell. 1.00
00:13:06.580 Before you got a bowl of wasabi, 1.00
00:13:07.880 this shit going to be on your ass. 1.00
00:13:10.060 I know that shit hot. 1.00
00:13:11.340 What was that? 1.00
00:13:12.240 Yo. 1.00
00:13:13.300 This is spicy shit. 1.00
00:13:13.940 My nose, man. 1.00
00:13:15.080 Yeah, it's wasabi.
00:13:15.880 Bro, hell nah. 0.99
00:13:16.320 You a hell man for that. 0.99
00:13:17.800 Hey, bro. 1.00
00:13:18.500 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
00:13:19.920 Hey. 1.00
00:13:20.980 That's payback for leaving them on the bench.
00:13:23.060 Oh, leave him on the bench. 0.99
00:13:24.460 I don't know, bro.
00:13:25.540 Stop being on the bench.
00:13:26.080 What's that hot?
00:13:26.860 No, my nose.
00:13:27.680 Huh?
00:13:28.080 No, that's called wasabi.
00:13:29.280 It's wasabi, bro. 1.00
00:13:29.900 I spit that shit out. 1.00
00:13:31.020 It's really good for you. 1.00
00:13:32.060 I spit that shit hot as hell. 1.00
00:13:32.860 Just spit it out, bro. 1.00
00:13:33.840 You already had your mouth. 0.71
00:13:34.580 No, just swallow it, bro.
00:13:35.640 Just swallow it.
00:13:36.140 He swallows it, he's going to pass out.
00:13:37.300 Swallow it.
00:13:38.240 Ew.
00:13:39.420 I never tried anything new in my life.
00:13:41.720 Ew.
00:13:42.280 Only God, I only eat burgers.
00:13:43.540 I'm complaining.
00:13:45.100 Ew.
00:13:45.880 Child, is that omans?
00:13:46.700 Is that omans, bro?
00:13:47.760 Bro, why did you just put wasabi?
00:13:49.280 Bro. 0.99
00:13:54.280 The sushi's done and shit. 1.00
00:13:55.380 You a ho for that, bro. 1.00
00:13:56.540 Snaggy hoes. 1.00
00:13:58.060 You had the same thing?
00:13:59.560 No.
00:14:00.380 I definitely did not. 0.99
00:14:01.280 You a weirdo. 0.96
00:14:01.820 It wasn't my idea. 0.87
00:14:02.560 It was Ray's.
00:14:03.080 I'm a weirdo. 0.93
00:14:03.560 Ray, you a weirdo.
00:14:04.180 No, it's not mine. 1.00
00:14:05.180 I swear to God, it was a idiot. 1.00
00:14:06.620 Why would I do that to you? 1.00
00:14:07.700 Because you'd be dick around me all day. 0.99
00:14:09.400 All right, Snaggy hoes. 1.00
00:14:11.260 Come out and make some cotton candy. 1.00
00:14:12.720 Bro, we're not trying to risk this shit, bro. 0.99
00:14:14.740 No, right now. 1.00
00:14:15.340 I want some cotton candy.
00:14:16.060 Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:16.180 Why do you want Snaggy hoes to make a cotton candy? 1.00
00:14:17.560 Cotton candy.
00:14:18.080 I got to get some.
00:14:18.800 I got to pick some bean candy.
00:14:19.780 Yo, cotton candy. 0.78
00:14:20.160 Yo, no, no, no, no.
00:14:21.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:21.860 I'm not going to lie.
00:14:22.380 No, no, no. 1.00
00:14:22.940 Y'all are going to fuck you. 1.00
00:14:23.820 No, no. 1.00
00:14:24.120 I got to go get some cotton.
00:14:25.460 No, bro.
00:14:26.020 We're all going to make it, bro.
00:14:27.120 I like cotton too, though.
00:14:28.420 That's a good idea.
00:14:28.880 Cotton candy.
00:14:29.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:31.380 We're going to have cotton candy in a second. 0.99
00:14:33.260 Bro, calm the fuck down, bro. 1.00
00:14:35.140 Holy shit. 1.00
00:14:36.240 Oh, that thing you talking about, that. 1.00
00:14:37.580 Yes, bro.
00:14:38.220 Yes.
00:14:38.440 We're not picking those.
00:14:39.740 Hey, we know that.
00:14:41.000 We got to eat some cotton candy.
00:14:42.240 Yeah, I'm being weird, bro.
00:14:43.840 What's going on with y'all?
00:14:45.640 Yeah.
00:14:47.200 We're going to have some cotton candy. 1.00
00:14:50.360 Bro, stop being all over there and shit. 1.00
00:14:52.120 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:14:52.600 He's scared of us. 0.97
00:14:53.420 Yeah, like calm the fuck down, bro. 0.98
00:14:55.820 Chat, tee up right now, bro. 1.00
00:14:56.880 Oh, God, you guys are being weird as fuck, bro. 0.99
00:14:58.260 Don't put that emoji right now, bro. 1.00
00:14:59.560 Bro, yeah, they being weird. 0.99
00:15:00.520 Too ugly-ass nigga, bro. 1.00
00:15:02.100 He's so ugly. 1.00
00:15:03.120 Hey, I ain't going to lie for your birthday. 0.99
00:15:04.300 You got the N-word past today, bro.
00:15:05.940 You got it, bro.
00:15:07.780 You got it, bro.
00:15:08.960 Wait, where in it?
00:15:09.820 Oh, if it says I can do it,
00:15:14.700 I'll do it.
00:15:15.000 You ask him. 1.00
00:15:16.560 Hell no, nigga. 1.00
00:15:17.320 Look at him. 1.00
00:15:18.000 Look at him.
00:15:18.520 I ask him.
00:15:19.300 You all right.
00:15:19.680 Bring him over here.
00:15:20.100 Bring him over here.
00:15:20.580 Ant.
00:15:21.700 All right, Chad.
00:15:22.380 Is Ant going to say yes or no?
00:15:25.440 He's going to look at me.
00:15:26.160 Go ahead and ask him, bro.
00:15:27.640 Ask him.
00:15:28.400 All right.
00:15:29.020 Have him stand right here and ask him.
00:15:32.240 Who's who, Chad?
00:15:33.220 Who's who?
00:15:35.920 Ask him, bro.
00:15:36.800 All right, Ant.
00:15:37.480 You know, it's his birthday.
00:15:38.400 He turned 22.
00:15:39.900 I'm not asking.
00:15:40.500 No, don't look at me like that. 1.00
00:15:42.140 I'm not asking you no crazy bitch. 1.00
00:15:43.820 Please. 0.99
00:15:44.700 I'm saying it's his birthday.
00:15:46.060 Can't you say the N word?
00:15:47.500 It's his birthday.
00:15:48.080 One time.
00:15:48.940 Just one time.
00:15:49.860 No, I ain't saying it.
00:15:51.520 That was all I'm saying.
00:15:52.600 It wasn't my idea.
00:15:53.460 It was your idea, bro.
00:15:58.500 I know.
00:15:59.100 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:59.480 I'm already doing it.
00:16:00.900 Yeah, I told him that.
00:16:02.220 I said you're tripping, bro.
00:16:03.060 No, we said it.
00:16:03.640 Don't say that.
00:16:04.080 Yeah, we did.
00:16:04.800 We did.
00:16:05.360 We did.
00:16:05.700 Yeah, yeah, we did.
00:16:08.120 We definitely did.
00:16:09.080 We told you. 1.00
00:16:09.500 Y'all weird as fuck. 1.00
00:16:10.460 And then you throw me under the bed. 1.00
00:16:11.920 That big ass nigga. 1.00
00:16:13.080 I'm scared of that nigga. 1.00
00:16:14.040 That nigga, man. 1.00
00:16:15.100 That nigga. 1.00
00:16:15.500 He's weak. 1.00
00:16:16.220 Hey, but look at you eat sushi, bro. 0.52
00:16:17.800 I'm gonna eat one of you.
00:16:18.460 Bro, calm down.
00:16:19.180 I didn't lace any other ones.
00:16:21.880 You didn't? 1.00
00:16:22.680 Ate them dumb. 1.00
00:16:23.320 No, I'm kidding. 1.00
00:16:23.900 Nah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:24.600 I'm kidding.
00:16:25.220 I laced them. 1.00
00:16:25.820 I laced it with hot shit. 1.00
00:16:27.660 That's no more a lace. 1.00
00:16:30.040 Bro, why my feet's so fucking sticky right now, bro? 0.96
00:16:33.380 Chill out. 0.90
00:16:33.880 It was a joke.
00:16:34.720 It was a joke. 0.99
00:16:35.300 Calm the fuck down. 0.97
00:16:35.960 I just said I didn't know what to do with my stuff. 0.99
00:16:37.380 How you got no shirt on, bro?
00:16:38.640 I didn't put my shirt on.
00:16:39.840 You did?
00:16:40.580 I ain't never tried sushi in my life, bro. 0.99
00:16:42.400 So, sushi itself is fire as fuck. 1.00
00:16:44.500 Try this shit right here. 1.00
00:16:48.080 What's in the middle? 1.00
00:16:49.100 You don't even know. 1.00
00:16:49.500 Just eat random shit, bro. 1.00
00:16:50.480 It's fire. 1.00
00:16:53.180 What disease can you get if you eat a lot of sushi?
00:16:56.260 It's called what? 1.00
00:16:57.400 You can get a disease if you eat this shit. 1.00
00:16:58.740 Yeah, but it's called something. 1.00
00:17:02.520 Hey, that's not that bad, bro.
00:17:04.920 Salmonella, yo.
00:17:06.100 Salmonella?
00:17:07.080 Yeah, but you have to eat a lot, and it won't work like that. 1.00
00:17:09.860 Besides, it's all homemade shit. 1.00
00:17:11.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:11.720 More good, bro.
00:17:12.840 Someone's like Ebola, yo.
00:17:14.700 That looks like grass.
00:17:16.480 Like, um. 0.99
00:17:17.620 It's fire shit. 1.00
00:17:18.880 Chat. 1.00
00:17:20.340 Um.
00:17:22.400 We have a, um.
00:17:23.540 I know, I know this one.
00:17:24.900 Why do you guys, oh, you guys want me to introduce you to, um, them?
00:17:28.740 Is that what you guys want?
00:17:30.140 I know, I know what you, oh, they want that.
00:17:31.680 They're more of you.
00:17:32.300 They want what?
00:17:32.560 That's what they want.
00:17:33.160 They want, they want to see the girls.
00:17:34.420 They do.
00:17:34.740 Oh, you know they do.
00:17:35.380 Oh, oh, yeah, you know they do.
00:17:37.160 Oh, you know.
00:17:37.920 Of course they do.
00:17:38.700 Um.
00:17:39.960 I'm shy, like, what do I say?
00:17:41.300 Do I say ladies to more? 0.85
00:17:42.300 Yeah.
00:17:44.240 Do you guys want to introduce yourself?
00:17:46.080 Yeah.
00:17:46.700 Come on over here.
00:17:47.720 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17:48.360 Tell them what y'all do.
00:17:49.240 She's not going to.
00:17:49.740 Um, open the chat.
00:17:50.800 Brian wanted to see them, uh, I wanted to make sure the chat scene, like, they was once called.
00:17:54.280 This is our first time baking the cotton candy, so just let me know.
00:17:57.140 Oh, yeah?
00:17:57.660 But, yeah.
00:17:58.300 What's your name?
00:17:59.400 Aiden, nice to meet you.
00:18:00.120 Nice to meet you.
00:18:00.940 Aiden, nice to meet you.
00:18:01.740 Nice to meet you.
00:18:02.520 So.
00:18:04.460 Nice to meet you.
00:18:06.280 Nice to meet you.
00:18:07.680 Nice to meet you.
00:18:08.260 So you guys are making, you guys are baking the cotton candy?
00:18:10.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:10.660 All right, cool shit. 0.99
00:18:11.840 Um, yeah, we're, we're, we're, I live stream. 0.99
00:18:14.040 That's what we're doing right now.
00:18:14.760 That's why I got you guys over here.
00:18:16.060 It's like all live.
00:18:16.480 It's his birthday.
00:18:17.020 We got that.
00:18:17.820 Birthday.
00:18:18.660 And God, appreciate it.
00:18:19.440 How old are you today?
00:18:20.360 Uh, 22.
00:18:21.120 22, okay, cool.
00:18:22.080 How old are you guys?
00:18:23.120 I'm 22.
00:18:23.980 I'm 22.
00:18:24.700 Oh, cool.
00:18:25.260 We're all 22.
00:18:26.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:27.840 Um, Shinaigie Ho's, um, I just want to say, bro, um, don't do that right now.
00:18:35.100 Don't do that.
00:18:35.500 You say, you're going to say something.
00:18:36.620 Say what you're going to say.
00:18:37.100 Don't do it right now, though.
00:18:38.200 Say what you're going to say.
00:18:39.120 No, no, he'll say it later.
00:18:39.840 It's all good.
00:18:40.560 Just, all right, man, bro.
00:18:41.800 Shinaigie, he wanted to make some.
00:18:42.700 Yeah, how long y'all been, um.
00:18:43.640 No, he wanted to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:45.260 He wanted to make some cotton candy.
00:18:46.680 Yeah, can I make some?
00:18:47.400 I was about to go, I got to chill.
00:18:50.720 Can I pick some?
00:18:51.800 Stop! 1.00
00:18:52.320 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:18:53.220 No, no, no, no, no, what the? 1.00
00:18:54.380 Yo, I, bro, nah, bro, you got to chill the fuck out, bro. 0.95
00:18:58.540 So, this looks great. 0.96
00:19:00.780 You don't like cotton candy?
00:19:01.520 You can zoom in over here on them.
00:19:02.720 You don't like cotton candy?
00:19:03.820 Great.
00:19:04.120 I love cotton candy.
00:19:05.880 Well, like, the way he was saying it was crazy, bro.
00:19:07.800 That one?
00:19:09.720 Yo, you ever see those memes and it's, like, unspoken, right?
00:19:12.140 And it's, like, sexual harassment?
00:19:14.680 What?
00:19:15.700 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:16.360 Yo, yo, look at Shnagyo's chat.
00:19:18.560 Which one's that, chat?
00:19:19.780 Unspoken Riz or sexual harassment?
00:19:23.800 Yeah.
00:19:25.160 Shnagyo's about to eat the whole. 0.99
00:19:26.380 Bro, why y'all being weird? 1.00
00:19:27.380 Shut your bitch ass up. 1.00
00:19:29.540 You can do some of this time, too, OGD. 1.00
00:19:31.640 Yo, bro, cotton candy, bro. 0.88
00:19:33.420 Cotton candy, nigga. 1.00
00:19:34.040 I like cotton candy. 1.00
00:19:34.880 Y'all are bugging with that shit. 1.00
00:19:36.320 That's this fat ass, nigga. 1.00
00:19:38.300 All right, anyways. 1.00
00:19:39.080 Why y'all made me go first, though, bro?
00:19:40.660 Why y'all being weird?
00:19:41.740 Y'all can't want it out there.
00:19:42.880 I mean, I'm going to get some.
00:19:43.520 I'm going to get some.
00:19:44.160 Give me a second.
00:19:45.200 I'm going to wait until you have it.
00:19:50.160 All right, chat.
00:19:53.520 Look, like I said, bro, this is, we're not even getting started yet.
00:19:58.440 We got a lot of special prizes.
00:19:59.980 I'm not even, I don't even know.
00:20:01.380 They said there's this big event.
00:20:02.940 They got coming down here.
00:20:03.880 They got a big event coming on the stream. 0.99
00:20:06.540 So, they said, these are like the openers and shit. 0.98
00:20:09.360 We're just going to get some food, get some desserts, get some snacks. 0.99
00:20:11.500 You guys are going to have some, too.
00:20:12.240 I'm going to feed you some cotton candy.
00:20:14.220 Oh, yeah.
00:20:14.580 Who in this chat would like cotton candy?
00:20:16.060 Okay.
00:20:17.780 So, I'm going to, you know what I'm saying, chat? 0.99
00:20:21.080 Hey, anyone being weird with the whole cotton shit? 1.00
00:20:23.500 You're being racist, bro. 1.00
00:20:24.440 You're being fucking racist as fuck. 1.00
00:20:26.240 You know how racist that is, bro? 1.00
00:20:28.900 Those are my friends. 0.90
00:20:29.420 Hey, stop being weird, bro. 0.99
00:20:30.680 We're not in the fucking, we're not in the night. 0.99
00:20:32.400 We're not in the... 0.99
00:20:32.720 Hey, hey, hey.
00:20:33.520 Hey.
00:20:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:35.240 Shnagg us, bro.
00:20:35.740 We're in 2022.
00:20:36.560 Yo, Shnagg us, come on, bro.
00:20:40.080 Yeah, he's tweaking, bro.
00:20:41.560 Yo, I'm not gonna lie. 0.99
00:20:42.460 I'm about to just smack the fuck out of him right now. 0.99
00:20:46.700 But, yeah. 0.99
00:20:48.480 Oh, my God.
00:20:49.400 I'm excited. 1.00
00:20:50.100 They have hella desserts and shit. 0.99
00:20:51.380 So, I ordered a whole ice cream bar. 0.99
00:20:53.000 And off stream, I'm probably going to eat a lot of it, too.
00:20:54.700 You can film a mukbang. 1.00
00:20:55.680 Or a mukbang, whatever the fuck it's called. 0.98
00:20:58.160 But, yeah. 0.94
00:20:58.600 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, like I said,
00:20:59.940 I want to eat some, um, some cotton candy.
00:21:02.100 Um, and, yeah.
00:21:04.840 Again, guys. 1.00
00:21:07.660 With the fucking emotes and shit, 1.00
00:21:09.000 just calm the fuck down. 1.00
00:21:11.060 TTS, TTS. 0.98
00:21:12.860 Should we run some TTS while we make our cotton?
00:21:15.940 Hey, bro.
00:21:16.760 We over here picking me and cotton candy.
00:21:18.180 Guys, cotton candy.
00:21:18.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:19.220 No, cotton candy.
00:21:19.820 Got it.
00:21:20.420 Cotton candy.
00:21:21.000 What?
00:21:22.780 No way.
00:21:24.260 I'm live. 1.00
00:21:24.920 What the fuck? 1.00
00:21:25.540 I'm already live. 1.00
00:21:26.240 What the fuck? 1.00
00:21:26.700 Oh, you're live. 1.00
00:21:28.040 What's up with the fellas?
00:21:29.040 No way, Alex.
00:21:30.480 All right. 1.00
00:21:31.000 W with that for the fucking chat. 1.00
00:21:32.680 Hey, happy fucking birthday, bro. 1.00
00:21:34.220 Brother. 1.00
00:21:34.680 Thank you so much.
00:21:35.180 You want me to?
00:21:35.440 Yeah, you want me to? 1.00
00:21:36.640 Fucking legend right here, bro. 1.00
00:21:38.180 What's up, Celery? 1.00
00:21:39.540 What are y'all doing?
00:21:40.580 What about, um...
00:21:41.320 We're making some cotton candy.
00:21:42.740 Cotton candy.
00:21:43.540 Cotton candy.
00:21:44.120 We're making some cotton candy.
00:21:45.580 You're going nuts. 0.99
00:21:46.480 Yeah, yeah, we got some cool shit coming along. 1.00
00:21:48.960 Damn. 1.00
00:21:49.380 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:21:50.420 So...
00:21:50.860 What up, Chad? 0.96
00:21:52.620 Phase the fuck up. 1.00
00:21:53.380 Fuck 100 Thieves. 1.00
00:21:53.980 They suck dick and balls. 1.00
00:21:55.180 I'm kidding. 1.00
00:21:55.720 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:21:57.700 I did...
00:21:58.500 Hey.
00:21:58.980 Hey, what color is that, by the way?
00:21:59.940 It's not really good.
00:22:00.900 Uh, Mom Black. 0.60
00:22:02.340 I'll go next.
00:22:02.820 I'll go next.
00:22:03.180 Wait. 1.00
00:22:06.200 My shit all lumpy and shit, Chad. 1.00
00:22:07.900 What the hell going on with my shit, folks? 1.00
00:22:09.560 Hey, trying to try that. 1.00
00:22:12.380 Hey.
00:22:12.920 Oh, my God, bro. 1.00
00:22:14.000 What's he calling this shit, bro? 1.00
00:22:15.400 That's awesome. 1.00
00:22:15.880 Help yourself.
00:22:16.480 A lot of people.
00:22:17.620 What flavor do you want?
00:22:18.600 How that tastes it?
00:22:19.200 How do you want?
00:22:21.440 What's the last one?
00:22:22.600 I honestly haven't tried that, so I can't say.
00:22:25.680 Brody.
00:22:26.860 They didn't say he's going a lot.
00:22:30.540 Brody.
00:22:31.720 What up, bro?
00:22:32.420 What up, bro?
00:22:33.260 What up, brody?
00:22:34.960 What up, man?
00:22:36.000 Hey, brody, we're just making some time.
00:22:38.680 Come on, boy.
00:22:39.360 What up, brody?
00:22:40.920 Appreciate you.
00:22:42.140 W stream.
00:22:42.840 W stream.
00:22:43.320 Candidates. 1.00
00:22:44.300 Fuck me in my face. 1.00
00:22:45.840 What the fuck? 1.00
00:22:46.680 We are apparently making some coffee right now. 1.00
00:22:48.220 You want some cotton candy?
00:22:49.160 You guys want some cotton candy?
00:22:50.080 You want some cotton candy? 1.00
00:22:51.040 What the fuck you got going on? 1.00
00:22:52.760 No, no, no. 1.00
00:22:53.260 I like that.
00:22:53.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:54.380 I like that.
00:22:55.340 Bro, see if you're having that cotton candy, not cotton candy.
00:22:58.700 I know, I know, but cotton cotton.
00:23:00.180 Wow.
00:23:03.260 Sushi, help yourself. 1.00
00:23:04.840 I have high quality ass shit, too. 1.00
00:23:07.880 I mean, we got, you know, they got custom-emitting shit, so it's the real deal. 1.00
00:23:12.680 Damn, you look so good. 1.00
00:23:13.620 Damn, I got a big-ass shit, though, bro. 1.00
00:23:15.860 No, no, you don't. 1.00
00:23:16.940 I can pop it for you if you want.
00:23:18.000 No, you go.
00:23:18.340 Put me a shot out of there, bro. 0.96
00:23:19.280 It's tough.
00:23:20.700 Yo, you don't see that, bro. 1.00
00:23:22.140 It's a penis right there. 1.00
00:23:24.120 It's an ice cock, and I took a shot out of it. 1.00
00:23:26.020 You really just be averaging 60K. 0.99
00:23:34.840 Going crazy, bro.
00:23:36.180 Hey, I have a question.
00:23:37.380 Is that you on your Twitch account or not?
00:23:39.760 Yeah, it's me on my Twitch account.
00:23:41.560 No, bro.
00:23:42.140 Is that actually you or not?
00:23:43.080 No, no, no.
00:23:43.740 Are you hacked or what?
00:23:44.860 Yeah, I am.
00:23:45.540 But sometimes I'll be on it.
00:23:47.680 It's not like, I can still go on it, but the other dude is on my account.
00:23:52.580 Sorry to interrupt, Ronnie.
00:23:53.840 You know, you just had a birthday and all.
00:23:55.460 You're 18, Jack.
00:23:56.480 Tell them how old it is.
00:23:57.380 Bro, you're 18. 1.00
00:23:57.960 No, no weird shit, bro. 1.00
00:23:59.280 No weird shit. 0.99
00:23:59.700 I'm not saying. 0.99
00:24:00.100 Nigga, I know how old I am. 0.66
00:24:01.220 You're 18.
00:24:02.540 You're the man.
00:24:03.180 Okay, bro. 0.99
00:24:03.780 You're the dog. 0.92
00:24:04.260 Don't let me hang it. 0.89
00:24:05.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:05.660 Come on, bro.
00:24:06.280 You're 18, bro.
00:24:07.900 Oh, man. 1.00
00:24:08.720 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:24:09.560 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:24:11.680 Ronnie, this is amazing. 1.00
00:24:13.680 Yo, relax.
00:24:14.640 Sorry.
00:24:14.940 No, I'm taking it to me for my birthday.
00:24:16.720 I'm going to get some pot.
00:24:18.260 Be a little bit excited.
00:24:19.160 You 18, man.
00:24:20.000 He'll tweet.
00:24:20.720 That's handy, bro.
00:24:21.980 He tweets. 1.00
00:24:24.680 Yo, fuck. 1.00
00:24:26.040 What is that? 1.00
00:24:26.820 Wait, does it actually pop, though?
00:24:27.980 Yes, dude.
00:24:28.700 It don't pop.
00:24:29.180 All right, do it on my face.
00:24:30.200 What is that? 1.00
00:24:30.860 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:24:32.220 Yo. 1.00
00:24:32.640 Don't actually do it.
00:24:33.080 Don't actually do it, dog.
00:24:33.720 You hear that?
00:24:34.360 Just twist it, though.
00:24:35.420 Is it going to actually go on my face?
00:24:36.660 Ew.
00:24:37.140 If I quit, actually?
00:24:38.000 All right, go. 0.75
00:24:38.360 I'll cut my eyes.
00:24:39.220 No, I'm not doing it.
00:24:40.040 It's here for you.
00:24:42.220 Oh, dude.
00:24:43.380 It's fine, bro.
00:24:44.080 Oh, dude. 0.99
00:24:45.240 What the fuck did it in? 0.99
00:24:46.280 Now, I got to throw my cotton, bro. 1.00
00:24:48.620 Like, what the fuck is that? 0.99
00:24:49.380 Stop, bro. 1.00
00:24:50.520 Come on, bro.
00:24:52.220 All fire.
00:24:53.340 Thank you, thank you. 0.82
00:24:54.280 I feel good, nigga. 1.00
00:24:55.620 She gave me grape. 0.55
00:24:56.700 You know why?
00:24:57.340 I like grape.
00:24:59.040 What?
00:24:59.460 I like grape.
00:25:00.020 I like grape.
00:25:02.200 I would say I had a watermelon on me, though.
00:25:03.800 Hey, I'm, oh, you see my cap?
00:25:05.880 You have a cap?
00:25:06.840 No, no.
00:25:07.400 I got a couple.
00:25:08.520 Look, I got these.
00:25:10.600 What's that?
00:25:11.240 What's those MXVL?
00:25:12.540 It's my mom and dad birthday. 0.99
00:25:14.420 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:25:15.000 My sister and mother birthday. 1.00
00:25:15.880 And I got those.
00:25:16.460 Look, you see?
00:25:17.880 999.
00:25:19.380 That's sick. 1.00
00:25:20.840 What the fuck? 1.00
00:25:22.120 Where'd you get that done at? 1.00
00:25:24.200 My house.
00:25:26.800 What?
00:25:27.260 Yeah.
00:25:29.080 Hey, bro. 0.99
00:25:30.500 There's some crazy shit that's about to happen there, Sam. 0.99
00:25:33.260 Mr. Cloud. 0.99
00:25:34.440 What, man?
00:25:35.160 Yeah, come on in.
00:25:35.800 Oh, hell.
00:25:38.100 Oh, hell, man. 1.00
00:25:38.880 He said he's going to tell some jokes and shit. 1.00
00:25:41.380 Shit. 1.00
00:25:45.880 Hey, you'll be quiet on my child. 1.00
00:25:47.940 Nah, you good. 1.00
00:25:48.460 Chug that shit. 1.00
00:25:50.200 Chug it. 1.00
00:25:52.480 Yo, is that a knife? 1.00
00:25:54.040 Yo, what the fuck is that? 0.99
00:25:57.200 It's just really low, boy. 0.99
00:25:58.840 Hey.
00:25:59.240 You just call me boy.
00:26:00.260 Yo, what am I?
00:26:02.160 Happy deuce deuce to the birthday, boy.
00:26:04.800 Ah, what is that?
00:26:06.180 This is two feet of pure steel, everyone.
00:26:09.140 Don't try this on all the kids.
00:26:11.400 Do it at your friend's house or you'll get in trouble.
00:26:12.980 Oh, hey, yo. 1.00
00:26:15.820 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:16.640 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
00:26:20.740 Are you crazy? 1.00
00:26:22.080 Oh, come on, now. 1.00
00:26:23.880 Yeah.
00:26:24.640 I don't do that kind of stuff.
00:26:25.600 I think people have to do that.
00:26:27.340 I think people have to do that.
00:26:27.780 I think people have to do that.
00:26:28.780 I think people have to do that. 1.00
00:26:30.280 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:26:32.620 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:26:32.680 What about a balloon animal? 1.00
00:26:34.340 What do you say?
00:26:35.220 A balloon animal?
00:26:36.020 Yeah, a balloon animal.
00:26:36.940 Yeah, a balloon animal.
00:26:37.040 I think I'm going to start a balloon animal for you here.
00:26:39.940 Let's see.
00:26:40.280 Here we go.
00:26:40.700 Oh, here we are.
00:26:42.300 How's the hair looking?
00:26:43.080 Pretty good?
00:26:43.660 It's looking pretty good, right?
00:26:44.760 Yeah.
00:26:45.180 I'm loving it here.
00:26:45.880 Put a little moose in it.
00:26:47.300 Moose?
00:26:48.140 Yeah, it's a secret.
00:26:49.540 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:26:50.920 Yeah, I didn't know that.
00:26:53.200 Yo.
00:26:56.080 Yo.
00:26:58.060 Hey, yo.
00:26:58.920 The victim of the hair.
00:26:59.600 Hey, yo.
00:27:01.880 Here we go.
00:27:03.720 Yeah, here we go.
00:27:04.520 Okay.
00:27:04.940 What do you want?
00:27:05.340 You want a doggie?
00:27:06.380 How about a doggie?
00:27:07.120 I'll have a doggie. 0.92
00:27:07.640 I'll make you a doggie. 1.00
00:27:08.500 A doggie?
00:27:08.980 His name is Honcho.
00:27:10.500 Honcho?
00:27:11.020 Honcho.
00:27:11.520 Yeah.
00:27:12.820 Honcho no longer here with us, bro. 1.00
00:27:14.640 You're weird as fuck. 1.00
00:27:15.880 Hey. 1.00
00:27:16.900 Hey, yo.
00:27:18.640 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:27:19.320 What the fuck? 1.00
00:27:23.460 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:27:25.060 Yo.
00:27:25.420 Yo.
00:27:25.480 Yo.
00:27:25.980 Oh, my God.
00:27:28.400 Hey, yo.
00:27:29.820 No, that's the real.
00:27:30.940 Munch.
00:27:32.080 Munch.
00:27:33.600 Yo, this is crazy.
00:27:35.040 I know.
00:27:35.580 Hey.
00:27:36.740 Hey.
00:27:37.960 Oh.
00:27:41.380 I thought you said you was making an animal.
00:27:43.660 Yo. 1.00
00:27:43.900 You said you were making an animal, now deep throw him in the fucking thing. 1.00
00:27:47.040 He's gonna come out of your ass, bro. 1.00
00:27:50.340 Whoa. 1.00
00:27:51.080 Whoa.
00:27:51.480 Whoa.
00:27:52.580 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:53.740 What the fuck? 1.00
00:27:55.380 Yo. 1.00
00:27:56.180 You're moving out of his ass. 1.00
00:27:59.280 Happy birthday, my man. 1.00
00:28:00.540 There you go.
00:28:01.540 I'm good. 1.00
00:28:02.580 I don't want to touch that shit. 1.00
00:28:04.180 What are your pants? 1.00
00:28:05.160 I got a colonic.
00:28:06.080 I'm good.
00:28:06.980 There you go. 0.71
00:28:07.360 Snug it, lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it. 1.00
00:28:09.700 Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it. 1.00
00:28:11.240 Ew. 0.59
00:28:11.760 Ew. 1.00
00:28:13.500 You're nasty, bro. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:15.520 You're one nasty. 1.00
00:28:16.180 Am I weird? 1.00
00:28:16.360 Here you go.
00:28:16.900 Am I weird?
00:28:17.760 I'll make you another one.
00:28:18.880 Am I weird?
00:28:19.680 I'll make you another one.
00:28:20.580 This time, I'll make you a legit poodle right here. 1.00
00:28:22.700 But I'm lazy.
00:28:23.440 I can only blow up one balloon a night.
00:28:24.860 Here you go.
00:28:25.320 Watch this.
00:28:26.940 Kids, again, don't try this at home.
00:28:28.380 That's actually insane.
00:28:38.100 You know what?
00:28:38.940 That's actually crazy.
00:28:40.080 How do you go birthday, buddy?
00:28:41.420 You got a good song.
00:28:42.540 That's crazy.
00:28:43.740 You just did it.
00:28:44.300 I'm coming crazy.
00:28:45.160 Go on. 0.99
00:28:45.480 But it's in your mouth. 1.00
00:28:48.300 He just made a fucking dog with his tongue. 1.00
00:28:51.240 You know what? 1.00
00:28:52.020 What the?
00:28:52.440 This is crazy.
00:28:53.440 I'm living in faith.
00:28:54.600 Let's get out of the magic portion of this show.
00:28:57.400 I got here. 0.69
00:28:58.380 A clown nose.
00:28:59.000 Look at that.
00:29:00.040 Bro, I'm scared, bro. 1.00
00:29:02.780 What the fuck was? 1.00
00:29:04.380 Bro, is that nuts? 1.00
00:29:06.300 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:29:08.200 I'm happy to be here. 1.00
00:29:12.040 That's a clown nose.
00:29:13.000 Just a little runny.
00:29:13.780 That's all.
00:29:14.200 See? 0.98
00:29:14.560 I'm going to give you a clown nose. 1.00
00:29:16.500 I'll give you a take that. 0.96
00:29:17.360 Okay. 1.00
00:29:19.720 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:20.440 You're laughing a lot. 1.00
00:29:21.460 Right over there.
00:29:22.480 That's a clown nose right there. 0.98
00:29:23.940 Here. 0.93
00:29:24.240 I'm going to give you that clown nose right there. 1.00
00:29:25.700 You go and take that. 0.90
00:29:26.380 Okay.
00:29:27.000 All right.
00:29:27.320 I'm going to transfer them over to here.
00:29:36.100 We've got two right there.
00:29:37.080 Okay.
00:29:37.480 You squeeze them real tight.
00:29:38.960 Think about what you want more than anything on your birthday.
00:29:41.020 You can have anything tonight on your birthday.
00:29:42.940 Just think about what you want.
00:29:43.940 I know what I want for my birthday.
00:29:46.420 Okay.
00:29:46.720 All right.
00:29:47.360 Abracapokas. 0.97
00:29:48.340 Mucus.
00:29:48.720 Pucus.
00:29:49.000 Go to open up and see what you get for your birthday.
00:29:50.500 Hey, what you always wanted.
00:29:53.440 Hey, yo.
00:29:55.020 Yo. 1.00
00:29:55.560 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:56.940 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:29:57.880 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:58.940 You had to have fun with that. 1.00
00:30:00.120 You had to have fun with that.
00:30:03.880 Yo. 1.00
00:30:04.380 What the fuck? 1.00
00:30:08.600 How many of your bros can help you out? 1.00
00:30:10.420 I don't know.
00:30:11.160 You never know.
00:30:11.940 Hell no.
00:30:12.720 Hell no. 1.00
00:30:13.360 Get that shit away from me. 1.00
00:30:14.320 Hell no. 1.00
00:30:15.120 You don't want to think about what you want to think for your birthday.
00:30:17.040 That's what it popped up.
00:30:17.500 I didn't think.
00:30:18.660 I didn't think of that.
00:30:19.860 That is weird.
00:30:20.500 That is weird.
00:30:21.000 I don't do the magic.
00:30:23.000 It was all on him.
00:30:23.720 The birthday boy is the magical one.
00:30:25.120 If that's what you want, hey, man, don't be shy.
00:30:26.480 I know exactly what he wanted for his birthday.
00:30:28.260 I'm not going to lie.
00:30:28.780 That's why that popped up.
00:30:30.260 Because, you know, Bronny here, he just turned 18.
00:30:32.500 He's not saying my name.
00:30:33.300 That's what he wanted for his birthday.
00:30:34.700 Oh, no.
00:30:35.860 I'm too late.
00:30:36.440 I am not part of his story.
00:30:37.700 And Ben Hill Ball is in the stream.
00:30:39.820 It's his dad, by the way.
00:30:41.240 Should be ashamed of your son.
00:30:42.940 Yeah, me and your dad in the stream again.
00:30:48.320 Are you out of my time?
00:30:49.480 Yes. 0.95
00:30:50.540 You might not notice, but I shot the Calvin Clown. 0.57
00:30:53.640 You been there? 0.80
00:30:54.100 Calvin Clown?
00:30:54.620 Looks like it.
00:30:55.240 You got a couple of hits from there.
00:30:56.800 Definitely the pants.
00:30:58.360 Now, that's the Calvin Clown original tie right here.
00:31:00.580 What?
00:31:01.000 I just got a straight.
00:31:02.040 Yeah, Calvin Clown original tie right here.
00:31:03.880 As you can see, perfectly even on that tie, right?
00:31:06.400 Pretty good.
00:31:06.920 Yeah.
00:31:07.140 Double wins here, the whole deal.
00:31:08.440 Yeah.
00:31:08.720 Now, got any gamblers in the audience here?
00:31:10.900 Any gamblers?
00:31:11.420 I love the gamblers.
00:31:11.960 Oh, yeah.
00:31:12.220 Oh, yeah.
00:31:12.980 We're going to do a special.
00:31:15.500 Big time.
00:31:16.480 A special to hook all the time.
00:31:17.700 Now, it's only an issue if you lose.
00:31:19.000 Now, here we go.
00:31:20.100 Right?
00:31:20.700 It's facts.
00:31:21.320 It's facts.
00:31:21.540 All right, so we got to talk.
00:31:23.160 We're going to have a little race.
00:31:24.240 You can all bet.
00:31:24.880 We got the thick team right here.
00:31:26.660 I'm going to roll the thick team up to the start line.
00:31:28.760 We got the skinny team right here. 1.00
00:31:30.700 I'm going to roll the skinny team up to the start line. 0.97
00:31:32.920 So put your bets down.
00:31:34.620 On the count of three, I'm going to say on your market, sit, go.
00:31:37.120 I'm going to let go of both sides of the tie. 0.74
00:31:39.820 Whoever gets to the bottom first wins the race.
00:31:42.500 Who's on team thick?
00:31:43.460 Who's putting their body on team thick? 0.76
00:31:45.720 You think thick is going to win?
00:31:47.100 Yeah, well, the heavier one's going to fall faster, right?
00:31:48.880 No, no.
00:31:49.820 I think the one on the bottom.
00:31:51.680 Yeah, the other one is the same one.
00:31:54.120 All right, so anybody that has to take the official class.
00:31:56.780 I'm the other one out.
00:31:57.700 All right, bro, I only got thick.
00:31:58.500 I got the other one.
00:31:58.980 All right, who wants to skinny? 0.99
00:31:59.740 Who's team skinny?
00:32:00.660 I'm skinny.
00:32:01.300 I'm skinny.
00:32:01.700 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:02.020 I'm the other one out.
00:32:03.340 I'm there for the skinny.
00:32:04.780 But if you win, I'll be the odds are up.
00:32:06.460 You get a little bit.
00:32:08.020 Everybody's got their money on skinny.
00:32:09.060 I'm skinny.
00:32:09.580 I'm skinny.
00:32:10.200 I'm skinny.
00:32:10.540 I'm tired.
00:32:11.120 Wait, you said you're skinny?
00:32:12.200 I'm skinny.
00:32:12.700 I'm skinny.
00:32:13.160 Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:13.780 You think you're skinny?
00:32:14.440 You're skinny, you said?
00:32:15.140 You said you're skinny? 1.00
00:32:16.940 I'm team skinny, bitch. 1.00
00:32:18.360 Wait, you said you are skinny? 1.00
00:32:19.640 Get on my dick. 1.00
00:32:20.400 Get on my dick. 1.00
00:32:21.620 Get on my dick, bro. 1.00
00:32:22.880 Get on my dick. 1.00
00:32:23.620 All right, I'm just saying the market said go on the thick side, thin side. 1.00
00:32:28.020 Whichever gets to the bottom wins the race.
00:32:29.740 Place your bets.
00:32:30.780 You're all gentlemen.
00:32:31.480 Place your bets.
00:32:31.980 I'm skinny.
00:32:32.860 10% goes.
00:32:33.920 I'm fat.
00:32:35.420 I got thick, thick, thick.
00:32:36.620 You think, thick.
00:32:38.020 I see you on the team.
00:32:38.900 I see we got odds here.
00:32:40.280 Yeah.
00:32:40.720 On the team, thick.
00:32:41.420 If you guys win, that's big odds.
00:32:42.940 You're good.
00:32:43.320 Yeah.
00:32:43.460 All right, here we go.
00:32:44.240 All right, ready?
00:32:44.760 Yeah.
00:32:45.400 There we go.
00:32:46.220 On your mark, get set, go.
00:32:50.640 It's a tie.
00:32:52.320 Oh! 0.60
00:32:52.640 Oh! 0.60
00:32:53.080 Oh! 0.60
00:32:54.980 Oh! 0.60
00:32:55.140 Oh! 0.60
00:32:56.480 Oh! 0.60
00:32:56.880 Hey, we lost.
00:32:58.340 We lost.
00:32:58.820 That was a limited committee.
00:32:59.740 A limited committee.
00:33:00.740 Hey, we lost.
00:33:01.620 That was a good one.
00:33:02.220 We get a prize.
00:33:02.600 We get a prize, right?
00:33:03.620 That's good.
00:33:04.260 But I don't get it, though.
00:33:05.180 It's a tie.
00:33:06.160 It's a tie.
00:33:06.860 It's a tie.
00:33:07.480 It's a tie.
00:33:07.920 It's a tie.
00:33:08.700 He made a tie.
00:33:09.700 Oh! 0.60
00:33:10.200 He got it right here.
00:33:11.340 And there's a tie.
00:33:12.060 Oh! 0.60
00:33:12.560 Yes!
00:33:13.060 We both did.
00:33:13.860 Ooh! 0.96
00:33:14.680 I can tell you.
00:33:15.440 He's on, bro.
00:33:15.960 Oh! 0.60
00:33:16.640 Yes!
00:33:21.480 Spell tie right now! 1.00
00:33:22.540 Spell tie.
00:33:23.500 Tie!
00:33:25.340 Spell tie, bro.
00:33:25.960 No!
00:33:26.780 Spell it, bro?
00:33:27.300 You could spell tie.
00:33:29.300 Sound it out.
00:33:31.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:33.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:35.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:37.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:39.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:41.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:43.300 P.H.A.I.
00:33:45.300 P.H.A.I. 1.00
00:33:47.300 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:33:49.300 Hey! 1.00
00:33:51.300 No!
00:33:53.300 I haven't told you this.
00:33:55.300 Hey, what do you get when you cross?
00:33:57.300 An elephant and a rhino.
00:33:59.300 What? Elephino.
00:34:07.300 No!
00:34:09.300 That's a good one, dude.
00:34:11.300 That's a good one.
00:34:13.300 My phone's bugged.
00:34:15.300 I got two iPhones right here.
00:34:17.300 That's iPhone 1.
00:34:19.300 Now listen, we got some special guests here.
00:34:21.300 Now you already saw the Fire Eater.
00:34:23.300 You saw those ice cream girls. 0.91
00:34:25.300 And we got P, the clown, Laffy Pants. 0.94
00:34:27.300 But, special caller, they just informed me. 0.93
00:34:29.300 We got a couple of dudes that I'm nuts over.
00:34:31.300 They're going to have a little battle here tonight.
00:34:33.300 Wait, really?
00:34:35.300 Yeah, they are.
00:34:37.300 You guys talk amongst yourselves.
00:34:39.300 I'm going to make sure that our next guests are ready to roll.
00:34:41.300 Alright, can you make sure they come in?
00:34:43.300 I'm going to make sure they come in.
00:34:45.300 Happy birthday, my man.
00:34:47.300 Give me 5, give me 10, give me 15.
00:34:49.300 I'm not falling for 20.
00:34:51.300 Alright man, I'll be right back.
00:34:53.300 Dude, you didn't even do 15 though.
00:34:55.300 You're so, like, slow.
00:34:57.300 I don't understand what that means though.
00:34:59.300 Give me 5.
00:35:01.300 Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:03.300 5?
00:35:04.300 5?
00:35:05.300 10?
00:35:06.300 Hold on.
00:35:07.300 10?
00:35:08.300 15?
00:35:09.300 Oh, I'm not falling for 20.
00:35:11.300 I get it. 1.00
00:35:12.300 Damn. 0.99
00:35:13.300 So why did he make us all gamble though? 0.99
00:35:14.300 There's going to be a tie though.
00:35:15.300 It wouldn't have mattered.
00:35:16.300 That was the joke.
00:35:17.300 He made the tie. 1.00
00:35:18.300 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:35:19.300 Y'all don't do it. 1.00
00:35:20.300 Y'all don't do it.
00:35:21.300 It's like a double meeting.
00:35:22.300 What is that? 1.00
00:35:23.300 Damn. 1.00
00:35:24.300 You're from the tour you know. 1.00
00:35:25.300 I'm from the key drink.
00:35:26.300 I don't know.
00:35:27.300 I don't know.
00:35:28.300 You're from the tour you know.
00:35:29.300 I'm from the key drink.
00:35:30.300 I don't know.
00:35:31.300 I don't know.
00:35:32.300 I don't know.
00:35:33.300 I beat it.
00:35:34.300 You sound big and chill though.
00:35:35.300 Put that up there real quick.
00:35:36.300 Say it.
00:35:37.300 Really?
00:35:38.300 Okay, I was like, there's no way.
00:35:40.300 Wait, what was that?
00:35:41.300 What was that?
00:35:42.300 You can sit right here.
00:35:43.300 You know what I'm talking about.
00:35:44.300 You can sit right here.
00:35:45.300 I don't know.
00:35:46.300 I don't know.
00:35:47.300 I already got open. 0.98
00:35:48.300 I'm making that motherfucking time. 0.97
00:35:49.300 I get GTA. 0.98
00:35:50.300 I get GTA.
00:35:51.300 Yeah.
00:35:52.300 It's GTA. 1.00
00:35:53.300 Damn, Bronny kept the seat warm as fuck. 1.00
00:35:54.300 That's not weird. 1.00
00:35:55.300 That's not weird.
00:35:56.300 Relax.
00:35:57.300 You made it weird.
00:35:58.300 I don't know.
00:35:59.300 Watch out.
00:36:00.300 Watch out.
00:36:01.300 Watch out. 1.00
00:36:02.300 What the fuck is this? 1.00
00:36:03.300 You guys, center stage right here. 1.00
00:36:04.300 Center stage right here.
00:36:05.300 It's my birthday bro.
00:36:06.300 How you doing?
00:36:07.300 Yeah, right there.
00:36:08.300 it's my birthday bro how you doing right here i'm doing fine how are you doing i'm good
00:36:12.860 you're great no you're great i'm great yeah 52 cards in the deck of cards no can you come up
00:36:18.780 closer come closer yeah yeah yeah there are 52 cards in a deck of cards yeah what card do you
00:36:26.940 want i can choose any card i want anyone six of spades hold that give me half of the deck back
00:36:38.300 like right there a little less a little less yeah like that way yeah
00:36:48.220 okay six of spades would you want the six of spades to be in your file or my file
00:36:55.580 huh where would you want it my pile now it's in your time show the camera it's gone oh yeah just next
00:37:05.660 time you do it just show the camera you're good though he actually had the six yeah all right
00:37:09.580 all right okay okay okay name another card four of diamonds i want you what i want you to do is blow 0.55
00:37:16.620 in the car if you want it you gotta blow my bad my bad give me your hand okay give me give me one hand 0.74
00:37:27.580 one hand get rid of the thumb the thumb i don't know if i can hold it yes the four of what diamonds
00:37:34.460 four of diamonds there it is four time show the camera four diamonds okay what the
00:37:40.860 that's crazy that's how babies are born uh-huh when you say what the
00:37:45.180 oh my bad name another card um seven of clubs
00:37:49.580 no way it's in your pocket there's no way no way it's not in your pocket i just said a random
00:37:59.740 not in your pocket one card stop
00:38:06.780 don't do that there's another one no way really really baby
00:38:15.420 no way a little bit of a lag yeah you're lagging a little bit in this box what card do you want me to
00:38:23.180 help you what card did you want uh when i say seven of what seven of what clubs diamonds what i say 0.95
00:38:27.980 what did i say seven of clubs clubs seven there it is no fucking how just seven the club because 0.93
00:38:38.380 you're lucky seven seven eleven you're in heaven and i'm in heaven when i'm in a beautiful house with 0.69
00:38:45.900 all these cool people around name another card or just grab one any card i want stop right here oh
00:38:55.260 this card did you see his card no let me see don't look did you see it yeah i see it i see in the
00:39:02.700 reflection of your life no you did not the ninest days oh he didn't see it the ninest days you saw
00:39:09.100 it he said the ninest days oh you see it in my glasses just do another card another one because you
00:39:15.580 couldn't see because it's was that the ninest days yeah no it wasn't that was the sixes phase
00:39:22.860 because if you got if you got the secret it's the ninth phase no no no look wait look it's the
00:39:29.180 ninest phase right yeah turn it over it's the six right so the six is a nine it's a nine but it's
00:39:35.980 nine that's a nine there's nine if you get rid of this one this one and this one then it'd be six
00:39:42.540 that's correct now watch this nowhere shnaggy there's no way one gone i know what his name is
00:39:47.260 two gone three gone snaggy what's left is six oh what the hell bro that's actually and that's 69
00:39:55.340 all you guys love 69 yeah that's it do you like 69 you like 69 love it you set it up that way huh yeah
00:40:03.580 now watch this just grab a group of two or three cards two or three yeah together together i know
00:40:12.780 i know now these two right here see them out did you see where the two cards are can i show him
00:40:23.020 yeah you can well no no no this is your house your party and you're the man right damn right and you're
00:40:32.460 a winner right yes so i made you pick black jack oh but but the red two black jack no no no no he got
00:40:41.740 jack he he called him before he did the ace of diamonds and the ten of diamonds is black jack
00:40:50.380 did you really shuffle through there and like i i literally stopped i literally stopped and got
00:40:54.460 two i swear to god let's do that one again let's do it again let's do it again tell me now he's got
00:40:58.220 to have this whole thing memorized or something no you're a magician oh you can do magic for about
00:41:05.180 five minutes grab another group of three or three group of three i'm going to the end this time
00:41:12.220 no you keep going yeah keep it pushing right there these three don't but don't let don't let me see
00:41:18.940 them okay you will not see me did you see them no it isn't okay there's no yeah yeah yeah i feel pretty
00:41:24.460 good about i made him take blackjack again no way you got blackjack no no no you don't even get this
00:41:30.380 looking on the state i beat you it's not blackjack again i fooled you
00:41:39.900 bro this is crazy what you mean you fooled me watch this
00:41:44.300 how'd you fool me i'm scared what i'm scared yeah i'm actually really scared what is he doing right
00:41:54.780 now this is what this is what uncle frank did bro oh hell no bro i'm actually really like
00:42:03.900 i'm scared what i don't like what you're doing right now you don't like it you don't like it
00:42:07.500 you don't like it you don't like it you don't like it you don't like it you don't like it you know why
00:42:10.620 why he's gonna need you first two aces and you're number one right and there's three
00:42:18.140 cards there and you got two aces you can't get a better game that's winning you're a winner you got
00:42:24.940 two aces i'm confused he's trying to that was a pretty solid recovery i'm not i don't get it i don't
00:42:33.660 i think that you beat him and now he's like kind of trying to figure it out
00:42:40.780 take it through the four four what did he say about the aces and the three
00:42:47.660 i don't know it's gotta be all together these four okay i got them okay watch this
00:42:59.260 the camera's right here
00:43:03.660 where are your clubs
00:43:10.060 yeah give it to me
00:43:15.660 buy the diamonds
00:43:19.100 no he's hacking 0.99
00:43:22.460 no he's got sex on your mind sex or diamonds 0.99
00:43:33.660 no he's got sex on your mind 0.99
00:43:38.780 and that card 0.98
00:43:45.180 wait what card okay what card i don't your hand this is it oh that right there yeah
00:43:51.500 nine of hearts huh here it's here it's here what's here and my necklace i wore this necklace just for you
00:44:00.060 i wanted you to pick the nine of hearts it's right there
00:44:05.100 w you don't see it wait wait wait wait wait wait watch this watch this
00:44:10.780 hold it look outside the box outside the box like turn it around
00:44:18.700 oh zoom in bro congratulations you need to you beat the game nah he got you 0.99
00:44:27.980 what the fuck wow 0.99
00:44:31.180 you're a winner you're a winner congratulations 1.00
00:44:33.420 hey that was it
00:44:36.940 you are the best no it's your party you are the best thank you my man nice to meet you you put on a
00:44:42.380 hell of a show okay thank you thank you so much
00:44:49.180 all right so what's next 0.94
00:44:50.060 hey you went nuts 0.90
00:44:55.580 move me in 0.98
00:44:56.940 i ain't gonna watch that
00:44:59.980 i ain't gonna watch that 1.00
00:45:02.700 that old ass nigga was tweaking folk 1.00
00:45:05.660 i don't know what the fuck he just 1.00
00:45:06.860 why were you guys filming joe biden 1.00
00:45:09.100 but that old ass nigga he i ain't know what he was just doing bro what the 0.99
00:45:12.620 was that bro 1.00
00:45:14.300 why were you guys feeling like joe biden
00:45:16.460 that niggas just got them 1.00
00:45:18.460 brawny that rainbow oh my god he's 18 we got a 0.93
00:45:23.500 what do we do brawny what do we do
00:45:25.820 chad what do we do to brawny he 18 now chat
00:45:29.340 yo yo
00:45:30.220 shaya he 18 now chat what do we do to brawny 1.00
00:45:33.580 whoa whoa whoa whoa let's get ready to rumble 1.00
00:45:40.060 that's right ladies and gentlemen we got two of the best pugilists you ever seen 0.98
00:45:45.740 they're i'm nuts over them they're pint-sized but they put on a big ass show wait what that's 0.95
00:45:51.500 right you're gonna we're gonna have a slobber knocker a throw down a donny brook actual 0.96
00:45:56.380 actual fight who's fighting well you better get your walls back out
00:46:00.940 that's a little bet stuff we got two of the pre-bear fighters
00:46:05.340 little known league that's here boys they're gonna do it for you tonight
00:46:08.860 we're the little weight champions of the world
00:46:20.140 let's go happy birthday bro thank you thank you thank you my man thank you thank you thank you
00:46:25.660 all right
00:46:27.340 all right
00:46:31.340 all right
00:46:35.340 ding ding right here come here come here
00:46:39.180 what's up snaggy stand up stand up
00:46:40.860 wrap that wrapped up
00:46:44.860 snaggy what you gotta say about that
00:46:46.060 hey
00:47:12.460 Yeah
00:47:43.160 See I had your best, bro. I had it. You did bro. You're a real one. Oh god, you're a real one.
00:47:46.960 W man's on god, bro.
00:47:50.660 Are you really, bro? Right after a workout?
00:47:53.460 That is just-
00:47:54.460 Hey, you guys need some food now. 1.00
00:47:55.460 Hey, fat ass. You're too big. Get in for a minute. 1.00
00:47:57.460 Yo.
00:48:03.460 Adapt.
00:48:04.460 Adapt. 1.00
00:48:05.460 Take a shot out the dick. 1.00
00:48:06.460 Oh, yeah, you gotta take a shot out the dick. You have to. 1.00
00:48:08.460 Come on, birthday.
00:48:09.460 What?
00:48:10.460 You have to.
00:48:11.460 You have to.
00:48:12.460 You have to.
00:48:13.460 You have to.
00:48:14.460 You have to.
00:48:15.460 You have to.
00:48:16.460 Did you do it?
00:48:17.460 Yes.
00:48:18.460 I'll do another one. I'll do another one.
00:48:21.460 What? 1.00
00:48:22.460 Out of the dick? 1.00
00:48:24.460 This is what y'all are wrong? 1.00
00:48:26.460 You gotta adapt.
00:48:27.460 Adapt.
00:48:28.460 We handle it.
00:48:29.460 Alright. 1.00
00:48:30.460 You're good for this shit. 1.00
00:48:31.460 Alright, are they? 1.00
00:48:32.460 Yeah, give it to him.
00:48:33.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:34.460 You have to.
00:48:35.460 Adapt, it's only right, gang.
00:48:37.460 It's how you came up, bro.
00:48:39.460 I'm gonna take one too.
00:48:41.460 I'm gonna take one too.
00:48:42.460 I'm gonna take one too.
00:48:43.460 I'm not gonna lie.
00:48:44.460 Every single time.
00:48:45.460 You ready?
00:48:46.460 Oh, yeah.
00:48:47.460 Yo.
00:48:48.460 Wait, this is so weird.
00:48:49.460 Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:48:51.460 Hey, yo.
00:48:52.460 Oh, hey, queen. 1.00
00:48:54.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:56.460 Come on. 1.00
00:48:57.460 This shit's dripping. 1.00
00:49:00.460 No. 1.00
00:49:01.460 Alright.
00:49:02.460 Wait, is the zoom good?
00:49:03.460 Yeah.
00:49:04.460 Okay, man.
00:49:05.460 Why you put his tongue out?
00:49:07.460 Alright, come on.
00:49:08.460 Do me, do me.
00:49:09.460 Do you?
00:49:10.460 Yeah, do me, do me.
00:49:11.460 Ready?
00:49:12.460 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:49:13.460 Damn, it got all on my face, baby. 0.99
00:49:14.460 Yo, come on, bro. 1.00
00:49:15.460 Bro, yeah.
00:49:16.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:17.460 Tom, what's up with you?
00:49:19.460 Wait, you get too bad?
00:49:20.460 Wait, you get too bad?
00:49:21.460 What?
00:49:22.460 You get too bad? 1.00
00:49:23.460 Prim, take a shot of the dick, Prim. 1.00
00:49:25.460 No, no. 1.00
00:49:26.460 If we're doing it, Prim, just a skip.
00:49:27.460 No, no.
00:49:28.460 Prime, I don't know if you want to do it. 1.00
00:49:30.460 Prime, take a shot of the dick. 1.00
00:49:31.460 Come on, no, get it. 1.00
00:49:32.460 He thought he was gonna get out of it.
00:49:33.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:34.460 I'm already doing it.
00:49:35.460 Come on.
00:49:36.460 No, no, no, no.
00:49:37.460 I'm already doing it.
00:49:38.460 He's going to go.
00:49:39.460 No, no, no, no.
00:49:40.460 No, no, no, no.
00:49:41.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:43.460 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:44.460 Come on, come on, come on. 0.97
00:49:46.040 He thought he was going to get up.
00:49:50.160 McLean, Brody, Brody, oh yeah, he is 18.
00:49:54.880 Oh yeah, he is 18.
00:49:56.720 Prime, Prime, Prime, I will drink.
00:49:58.880 Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:50:00.540 Yo, Prime, come on, bro.
00:50:02.500 You won't need a drink for us, please.
00:50:03.920 Prime, go do it, I'm not.
00:50:07.660 I don't care if you're from Chicago, folks.
00:50:10.080 You're my fans.
00:50:11.840 Did you get a take on it?
00:50:13.220 Brody, you're not getting off that easy, come on.
00:50:15.600 Yo, hell no, yo. 1.00
00:50:16.580 Get your ass over here, you fat. 1.00
00:50:17.980 Put your head right here. 1.00
00:50:19.280 You weren't scared when you were sliding on the hops. 1.00
00:50:21.200 Boom, you suck this dick. 1.00
00:50:22.200 What you need? 1.00
00:50:23.040 Bro, no, what you doing?
00:50:25.780 Nah, nah, hell no, hell no. 1.00
00:50:27.200 Get your ass over here. 1.00
00:50:28.480 Get under that dick. 1.00
00:50:29.320 Come on, y'all, come on, y'all. 1.00
00:50:30.320 Get your ass over that dick. 1.00
00:50:31.620 We didn't, I don't get under that dick, bro. 1.00
00:50:34.200 Suck the dick, bro. 1.00
00:50:35.360 This is his birthday, boy, you gotta do it. 1.00
00:50:36.700 Suck the dick, bro. 1.00
00:50:38.600 No, suck the dick. 1.00
00:50:39.900 We're gonna put your head right there, bro. 1.00
00:50:42.540 Suck that dick, bro. 1.00
00:50:44.420 Suck it. 1.00
00:50:45.340 Come on. 1.00
00:50:46.240 Put your tongue out. 1.00
00:50:47.160 Just suck it. 1.00
00:50:48.060 You're being a sissy. 1.00
00:50:48.960 Oh, yeah! 0.99
00:50:49.800 Oh, yeah!
00:50:50.640 Oh! 0.60
00:50:51.480 Put that white stuff.
00:50:53.400 Put that white stuff.
00:50:55.260 Where? 1.00
00:50:56.100 What the fuck? 1.00
00:50:58.820 Yo, yo. 1.00
00:51:00.440 Yo.
00:51:01.440 Yo.
00:51:02.440 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:03.440 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:04.440 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:05.440 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:06.440 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:07.440 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:08.440 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:10.440 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99
00:51:11.440 It's white.
00:51:12.440 What was it? 1.00
00:51:13.440 What the fuck was it? 0.99
00:51:15.440 Yo. 1.00
00:51:16.440 You said it was.
00:51:17.440 I didn't know.
00:51:18.440 You said it was.
00:51:19.440 Ew.
00:51:20.440 Why does it stink?
00:51:22.440 Yo.
00:51:23.440 Yo.
00:51:24.440 Yo.
00:51:25.440 Yo.
00:51:25.940 Yo.
00:51:26.440 Yo.
00:51:26.940 Yo.
00:51:27.440 Yo.
00:51:27.940 Yo.
00:51:28.440 Yo.
00:51:28.940 Yo.
00:51:29.440 Yo.
00:51:29.940 Yo.
00:51:30.440 Yo.
00:51:30.940 Yo.
00:51:31.440 Yo.
00:51:31.940 Yo.
00:51:32.440 Yo.
00:51:32.940 Yo.
00:51:33.440 Yo.
00:51:33.940 Yo.
00:51:34.440 Yo.
00:51:34.940 Yo.
00:51:35.440 Yo.
00:51:35.940 Yo.
00:51:36.440 Yo.
00:51:36.940 Yo.
00:51:37.940 Yo.
00:51:38.940 Yo.
00:51:39.940 Yo.
00:51:40.940 Yo.
00:51:41.940 Yo.
00:51:42.940 Yo.
00:51:43.440 Yo.
00:51:44.940 Yo.
00:51:45.940 Yo.
00:51:46.940 Yo.
00:51:47.940 Yo.
00:51:48.440 Yo.
00:51:48.940 Yo.
00:51:49.440 Yo.
00:51:49.940 Yo.
00:51:50.940 Yo.
00:51:51.940 Yo.
00:51:52.940 Yo.
00:51:54.940 Yo.
00:51:55.940 Yo.
00:51:56.940 Yo.
00:51:57.940 Yo.
00:51:58.940 Yo.
00:51:59.940 Yo.
00:52:00.940 Yo.
00:52:01.940 Yo.
00:52:02.940 Yo.
00:52:03.940 Yo.
00:52:04.940 Yo.
00:52:05.940 I'm a victim, just like what you did to that.
00:52:18.520 All right, go, find her.
00:52:21.980 Right over here, we're going to give it to you. 1.00
00:52:23.500 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:52:27.160 Oh, come from daddy's doing it, too. 1.00
00:52:29.680 Go behind, all the way behind.
00:52:34.460 He's doing it, too.
00:52:35.940 Cuff him. 0.63
00:52:38.200 Why was it white, though?
00:52:41.000 Bro, I swear to God, I didn't know.
00:52:43.560 Bro, what is that? That looks so good, bro.
00:52:47.280 Look at his mic after this. 1.00
00:52:53.500 Cuff him, you're being a pussy, bro. 1.00
00:52:56.220 You know where the prime guy set the fuck up, bro. 1.00
00:53:02.280 That shit was weird. 1.00
00:53:03.280 I'm not doing it. 1.00
00:53:03.840 What's your... 0.98
00:53:04.480 Go, cuss. 1.00
00:53:05.340 Come on. 0.98
00:53:05.880 Ay, yo.
00:53:07.220 Oh, no.
00:53:08.220 Oh, no.
00:53:08.720 Oh, no.
00:53:09.220 Oh, no.
00:53:09.720 Oh, no.
00:53:10.220 Oh, no.
00:53:10.720 Oh, no.
00:53:11.220 Ow, wow.
00:53:11.940 Oh, my God.
00:53:13.960 Get all of your faces. 1.00
00:53:15.420 That shit was quite easy, bro. 1.00
00:53:16.940 Oh, no. 1.00
00:53:17.040 Oh, no.
00:53:17.280 Oh, no.
00:53:17.340 Oh, no.
00:53:17.820 Oh, no.
00:53:18.200 Oh, no.
00:53:18.780 Oh, no.
00:53:19.060 Oh, no.
00:53:19.860 Oh, no.
00:53:20.560 Oh, no.
00:53:20.980 Oh, no.
00:53:21.200 Oh.
00:53:21.660 Oh, no.
00:53:22.240 Oh, no.
00:53:22.520 Oh, no.
00:53:22.860 Oh, no.