Adin Live - December 18, 2023
Adin Ross Helps Charleston White Get A Girlfriend
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Summary
In this episode, we have a special guest on the show, Charleston White. Charleston is a stripper from the Tampa strip club scene. We talk about what it's like to be in a strip club, how she got her start in the business, and what it s like to get a lap dance.
Transcript
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Hi. Hey. How are you doing, ma'am? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm doing well. It's
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city down here in Texas. I've never been to Texas. I always wanted to go, though.
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You think so? Boy, them showed me some pretty knees. Are you a born woman? I mean, born
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girl? You was born with all the anatomy of a woman? I mean, a female? Let's talk, baby.
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Yeah, we can have fun. I just wanted to make sure you wasn't down with them boy girls or
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them girl boys. They ain't like hanging out with. He be trying to sneak up on all. I'm
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glad you a full woman. Bro, is she f***ing herself? Right? Birth certificate. Girl.
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Well, you. Titties and tits. Some of them got titties, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just,
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listen, as long as you a woman, boy, we gon' talk like. What you want to talk about?
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What you want to talk about? Climate control. Climate control? Yeah, you think climate control
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real? Mm-hmm. Yes. Yeah, I think they bullshitting us. I think they got a weather machine and every
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now and then they push a button and make weather go bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think climate
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control bullshit. Why? I don't believe nothing they say. And they've been telling us about
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climate control, the scientists and the politicians. Is that true? Is that true?
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Oh, yes. I don't believe nothing they say. Thank you. Where are you from? What part of
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the world are you from? I live in Tampa right now, but I'm from North Carolina. Well, Tampa
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show got some nice strip clubs. Dang. I spent a lot of money one time. Oh, you did? Mm-hmm. I do it all the time. That's where I pay my tithes at. You know how you go to church to pay tithes?
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The God and the preacher. And they take up offerings. That's where I take my tithes. Tithe money. I pay offerings in the strip club.
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The last time I went, I spent way too much money, though. I can't go anymore.
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Why does she sound like that? Is she real? One time I spent $400 on lap dance. $20 a time. $20 each time. One song. $20.
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I went with my broken collarbone, and she was twerking all up on my broken collarbone, and I'm pretty sure it messed it up more, but I didn't want to stop her, because she was doing really good.
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Sometimes I miss my britches during lap dances, because they do it so good, especially if it's a long song. If it's a seven-minute song, I'm going to go on myself if she grind too long, because she got to hop and bounce and make it uncomfortable. But if she stayed out in there pressing up against that meat, grinding up against that motherfucker, and I feel that warmness down there, well, I'm going to go on myself. And I'm going to ask for another lap dance when I come back from the bathroom,
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So all you got to do is watch them niggas when they come from that lap dance section, see who all got to go to the bathroom. And that's the girl you want to get your lap dance. That's how you know who's giving good lap. And they go to the bathroom, they need a lap dance.
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I got you. I got you. Yo, Mooloo, could you give Charleston White an outfit of the day?
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You're going to have socks on and panties and a t-shirt.
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Mulu, but I'm going to have Charleston, Rachel Charleston
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Boy, I just ain't got to do nothing but just show them knees and bump them knees and rub them knees
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You ever seen first 48 when the detectives, he got a good report with the suspect and he get close up on him and he start acting like he knee to knee?
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He's saying go somewhere where he can't see her
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Wait, Mulu, I'mma drag, hold on, Mulu, hold on,
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and I wanted to be like Slick Rick and have one eye.
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now sitting in the tub my nuts go drop to the bottom man go to the top ain't no dust
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you need nothing wow oh no no no no no i guess i can see them do push-ups and jump
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yeah yeah no i got this i got three young women in the house with me right now i'm an old student
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can i be your mom i'm like though yeah you can be the fourth she can be the fourth yeah
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no i'm not in the match smash or pass i'm not i'm in
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championship do you have a pet like a dog yeah i mistreated all the time
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yeah i don't like it i do like it yeah yeah i got i got i got i got a dog that ran away his name was
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and then i got another dog named uh sturdy and the family won't recall the spirit and white and i
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be seeing a motherfucking dog ain't no white he wouldn't go on this goddamn fence a goddamn
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dog put him outside he can so yes yeah so yeah i got picked your dog's names how'd you come up with
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them uh people uh because because i was a i was a fan of mark twain as a kid and so uh in the book uh
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huckleberry film uh there was a guy and the character by the name was jim and
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jim was one yeah yeah so yeah that's why i wanted my dog to be like jim so i called him
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right hey what's his name i'll say you know what yeah i think i called him leroid i said
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all his name is not but this year leroid and he said walk away from you don't get
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lele lele can you can unk get out can you show your outfit of the day please
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so i have this fluffy sweater on i think it's pretty cute i got these shorts
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okay it's terrible it's something casual something cute you know didn't want to scare you away
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jeez where you just don't know oh you just don't know i'll jump off the dresser and swing from the
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it was a pleasure meeting ma'am i swear to you all right listen
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and her mama never been taking them to the dean and she got some pretty curly white teeth
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wait can you guys see me like i don't know we're not
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we can see you okay hi yep this is my home is later yes my how you doing wait for two how am i doing
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thank you where are you from i'm from california california california california sun water got
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you what size is that chat we ain't got you glowing almost like a pregnant hoe
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yo yeah yeah i'm i'm not telling you no i'm just saying your skin is growing like a pregnant
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hoe yeah i'm seeing a pregnant hoe they skin be so pretty and gone but they don't know who the baby
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daddy is but this is just happy to have a baby well they skin be so vibrant should i make on gas
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yours is i'm talking about this beautiful thank you if you almost don't have no imperfections but
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i'm sure some somewhere but i can't see none i think we all have them but thank you
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yeah yeah yes man what would you say say hey hey i like this this one yeah i like this i like our
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three oh real quick though yo um can i get an outfit of the day um yeah i can't wait hold on let me try
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i'm looking at you yes i'm gonna turn you guys like this i'm looking at that eye oh okay
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girl you just made me see again yup god damn it yup
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wait uh someone said uh um wait sorry what size is that bra somebody said i don't know why they
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asked that you don't have to answer that yeah i don't know why this someone would have asked that
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that's that's that's a secret what'd you say what do you say listen listen listen don't play them no
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mind it's me and you now yeah it's me i'm not i'm not i'm listening
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don't do that no more my that's called cock block here i am trying to put my boogie down and you're going
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brand another because i don't do that i don't know i'm sorry i'm trying to
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don't worry about that i ain't worried about your brow side oh i'm a fake i like titties and ass but
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i like a pretty face too oh i grew up watching papa and and bludo fight over olive oil and olive oil
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with a tall skinny stick woman what if i'm holding a mother so i never learned to like women with ass
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and titties i'm a face prime man yes ma'am okay good perfect thank you before before okay real quick
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though can we uh can we just do a you know guys physical health is super important can we do some
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jumping jacks yeah you can do it and i'll do some yeah now yeah you want me to do that yeah yeah
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oh wait he won't do it he said you gotta do it don't do them
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my nurse had to bounce when i did mine said you don't jump and make them titties bounce
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okay i'll do a couple i'll do a couple bro yeah we don't want oh i'd like to attach you on your
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side your own too thank you okay how many just two one two ten one here one two three one one two three
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oh wait it hurts when you do them yeah they're heavy i feel like
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okay okay i did my jumping jacks okay do you have questions you keep doing this for me
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oh what do you rate i want what do you what do you rate her one through ten oh
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thank you all right listen somebody go get you one of the politicians or one of them
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senators or one of them why i receive my ass nfl boy will be asking me why you see i'm not
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well somebody gonna be asking me girl i'm talking somebody with a lot of guy
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somebody can you get who who could you see me with
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oh a rich white boy oh white he's got to be white
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you're right yeah yeah what what what what once the get uh wants to get content once y'all go to
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content fucking because y'all love each other he he he go start mistreating me so go get that rich
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white man that's them lovely teeth with that cleavage and that pretty skin and that's pretty body
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and that long motherfucking me silky wavy pretty mother for her whatever oh my goodness oh boy i wish
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i could be white to do it i wish i could be a wife to be white oh well i'm gonna be white on the inside
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i like that okay well yes man we'll talk about it on the date hey then we put it on number one
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all right bet i'm gonna drag you in a bit then all right uh i got you layla wait sorry not
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layla oh my god i'm sorry what's your name hey i'm sorry what's your name one more time
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it alessia alessia i'll never forget it ever again i'm very sorry thank you all righty thank you
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i i have a toilet wait what are you onk is that the best one so far
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i think i'm right i don't know bad i would yeah yeah just yeah just oh oh are you in love
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in the first world he thinks it's a man it's not oh it's breathtaking beautiful oh no he doesn't
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my goodness this is breathtaking beauty hello oh my goodness this is breathtaking your breath
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oh he's great oh my goodness hello can you hear me oh how you doing me are you real i am real how are you
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i don't know yeah i'm looking at you shouldn't get me this so goddamn pretty i don't know what i'm
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doing right now oh i'm oh yeah i'm baffled right now why
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because i want to know are you a real woman i am i'm very real what are you up to
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and you were born a girl yes and you never had to chat no why do you think that girl i'll put a baby
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oh no i don't want no more baby because i want to but man man oh yeah you're a little
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yeah you're making stay in the gym yeah you better trying to get
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i want to take you out on the date let's do it where
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well wherever you want to go if you want to go to the moon man i'm gonna book it right now we're
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gonna be at the moon tomorrow let's go let's go if you want to leave if you want to leave planet earth
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with no way of returning you might get me to go let's go i'm down
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no i don't that's why i'm here i wanted to talk to you
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you don't like oh you date older man chat smash your past smash your past chat
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oh if nothing else you can get an insurance policy put on me and then if we break up you just keep
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paying it obviously when i die you you got even cash in on it okay yeah i'm talking to that
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and i pay and i pay and i pay bills too consistently you ain't never got to not worry about me not paying
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bills okay let's do it i don't and i don't have a house drop so i'm not the horny perverted old
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nigga you i felt twice a month yeah going i'm like a dog in heat when i go in heat i'm in heat
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then when i'm out of heat i ain't thinking about no wait so you don't have a high drive
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yeah yeah i'm just lying i'm just i'm just saying that yeah yeah yeah i got better me
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i know okay wake up that nigga look at you you like fire girl she did you talk about
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i i need to i need to be showing a good time so
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man i'm just looking at you i'm normally not a loss i'm normally not a loss for words so i gotta slow
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slow down slow my thought process down so i can articulate my word properly to you
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oh because i'm trying to make you're weird blurry yeah what are you what are you thinking about
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wait real quick real quick we get an outfit of the day miss absolutely
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oh my goodness girl you go oh nephew you're a with this boy you can
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not be at yourself boy oh shit girl you hey pull you back thank you this chat are such virgins bro
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all right yo uh miss i'm gonna drag you to the uh i'm gonna drag you in a bit but i appreciate
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you for coming through okay cool wait real quick oh what do you rate her one through ten
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she can't be rated she's so bad she can't be she's so bad she can't be rated oh she just got to be
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category men in the genre of beauty that's it beautiful all right you can't i mean you can't rate that
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all right yo only god can rate you but you're too pretty all right i got the next girl coming in
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right now all these girls want you okay how many more we got you can't take no more couple more a
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couple more a couple more okay man where you find these motherfuckers from i have a new girl
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that i have a new guy that gets me girls have a new plug is he good hey listen hey quick question
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nephew these ain't these ain't none of them slaves you're taking to your island is you no
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i don't i don't be a part of this i used to do i used to do a human trafficking presentation with the
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united states department of homeland security human trafficking division north texas crime
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commission and eastfield police training academy honking mesquite texan now these some
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trafficking women that you done got that you trying to take over to that island and get up to be the
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foul guy for it i'm not gonna do that nephew no um do you see the new girl
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oh we good you know i'm looking at you and the first out is it's it's a place in in heaven that they say
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that the river's gonna be flowing with milk and honey and when i saw you i thought about them rivers
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of milk and honey in heaven flowing through heaven around them streets to go oh boy you got to be from
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heaven you got to be help oh you got to be help oh god look at your skin and your skin tones
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are you so pretty you don't even have a blemish man can't nobody please they go
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before they even get in you you many guys you got and i couldn't down i'm gonna before i even get
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in you guys she's too productive man i said but before i couldn't but i couldn't do nothing
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well i'm gonna get to a nephew oh that's actually that's actually happened with a guy he didn't even
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stick it in instantly so i can vouch have y'all done that chat don't tell me i've done that bro
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who motherfucking pretty you got to go get you got to go get
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me and they got to go get you you know what when paint manning hurt himself and he heard his neck and
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he was gonna be paralyzed they sent his ass across the river over there in china somewhere to get them
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stem cells put in his neck you got to go overseas and get them stem cells put in it to please you
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girl you're too pretty a regular regular regular organic can't please you got no guess yeah you need a
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super and that was too far you too pretty can't you too pretty they can't get past 15 strokes
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look at 15 strokes yeah i don't know what's you you hyped me up i love that
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gee boy boy listen it was glitching oh wait can we get out for the day please
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it's like a real mother you got to be like one two oh we have you where you while you got the kind
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of money that you can dig this up the what where y'all go don't i say don't leave me or by myself i said
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now he he got the kind of money that can go find a woman like you where else can we find somebody like
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you we can't bump into you at the club what can we can't think about it i'm i'm originally from
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miami but i live in vegas now so damn you could have found me in miami but it's
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chat where y'all from yeah man it got to be a god
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who else could make this and put it together so perfect you don't you fuck with her
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and i what man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with no nah oh no no every tag yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah hell yeah fuck yeah shit yeah shit yeah that would be the cherry on top
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which ones yo yo yo yo she said which ones oh she said which ones
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both pal they go hand in hand what you mean they go hand in hand them two motherfuckers run together
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yeah yeah you can't separate the lips from up top from the lips at the bottom they go hand in hand
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they both make the same sound when they get with one second
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i'm out i'm i'm i'm i'm at dinner with my mom tell her i said hello
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hey i wasn't about to give you a hundred thousand viewers like obviously you're too lit bro
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why couldn't you raid me bro nah first of all that sounded crazy because it's loud in here
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yeah he certainly does yeah he does i think he put a fraction of it in the vault he's like
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what you up to though what's the vibes on stream tonight uh right now i have a girl with charleston
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you charleston white and a girl yeah that sounds like an absolute
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yeah nightmare blunt rotation that sounds like a fantasy that you've had too many nights
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all right i just want to tell you i love you love you too bro i'm gonna hit you after the stream
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can we be friends i would love to i'm flattered i would love to be friends you make me laugh so
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that's the one thing that i really look for in the guy is like being able to laugh wait junior
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your own guy i'm really a perfect gentleman in real life i'm only mean to the street guys the
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thugs and the gangsters and screw everybody oh i know it's the internet i believe you
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oh my goodness all right you gotta i gotta get the next trouble which right here one through ten
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i'm sorry unk oh 100 all right 100 all right bet all right all right brief
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keep me on what you can place in the box all right are you ready for the next girl i can't take no
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more you'll have yeah yeah you you'll have me trying to crank that line more tonight
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i don't thought this shit nephew i said jody go i it's a joke it's a joke bro
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all right what kind of joke what kind of joke okay well that's all for the girls i have tonight um
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but i will make sure those girls fly out to you when i'm in person so you can meet them