Adin Live - Adin Ross Helps XQC & Charleston White Get Girlfriends FULL DATE

00:00:00.000 What up, what up?

00:00:05.000 What up, guys?

00:00:07.000 Okay, bro, bro, the vibes shift like a movie.

00:00:10.000 I got you, bro.

00:00:12.000 Alright, send it.

00:00:13.000 I got you, Ung.

00:00:14.000 I got you some two snow bunnies.

00:00:17.000 Two snow bunnies.

00:00:19.000 Yes.

00:00:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:22.000 Yeah, I'm on them like Samuel L. Jackson had them on Black Snake moment.

00:00:26.000 Never seen that movie.

00:00:27.000 Yeah, yeah, just google it right quick. He had a chain around his neck.

00:00:30.000 Tied to the port.

00:00:31.000 Yo, Ung.

00:00:33.000 Can they fry pork, y'all?

00:00:35.000 Can they fry pork, y'all?

00:00:37.000 She ain't never tried pork, y'all?

00:00:39.000 I'm gonna tell them I'm gay, so they're both for you.

00:00:41.000 Nah, you don't need to tell them you gay.

00:00:43.000 I only got one deal. Say what's up, little mama.

00:00:45.000 Oh, what's up, little mama?

00:00:47.000 Nice to meet your parents.

00:00:49.000 Uh, Ung.

00:00:51.000 Where y'all from?

00:00:52.000 Ung, you sit over there.

00:00:53.000 Oh, y'all Vegas girls?

00:00:55.000 Vegas.

00:00:56.000 Okay.

00:00:57.000 Where y'all work at?

00:00:58.000 Do y'all work?

00:00:59.000 Where's Bishop at?

00:01:00.000 Rhino.

00:01:01.000 Rhino?

00:01:03.000 Y'all know how to bake?

00:01:05.000 I can try.

00:01:06.000 I'm Italian, so I kinda...

00:01:08.000 You coming closer, I think.

00:01:09.000 I don't know how to bake.

00:01:10.000 I'll bring that shit out.

00:01:11.000 For real?

00:01:12.000 Yes.

00:01:13.000 So y'all don't know how to...

00:01:15.000 So y'all basically can't cook.

00:01:17.000 Me?

00:01:18.000 Me?

00:01:19.000 Oh, you can come closer.

00:01:20.000 Jordan, you can sit right here maybe.

00:01:22.000 Over here by this chair.

00:01:23.000 Alright.

00:01:24.000 No, I'm saying...

00:01:25.000 Go right here, Mariah.

00:01:26.000 You can sit over here.

00:01:27.000 Okay.

00:01:28.000 And then he'll put the camera like right here.

00:01:29.000 Perfect.

00:01:30.000 Guess what is Chet saying?

00:01:31.000 What is Chet saying?

00:01:32.000 Booba.

00:01:33.000 I told you.

00:01:34.000 And no offense to you guys, but they're saying W bitches.

00:01:37.000 Meaning like they fuck with you.

00:01:38.000 Fuck the Chet.

00:01:39.000 Fuck the Chet.

00:01:40.000 We fuck with them.

00:01:41.000 You do?

00:01:42.000 I don't know.

00:01:43.000 That's what's up.

00:01:44.000 So, this is my uncle.

00:01:45.000 I'm his nephew.

00:01:46.000 Okay.

00:01:47.000 You guys look alike.

00:01:48.000 Same eyes.

00:01:49.000 Same skin color.

00:01:50.000 Oh, thank you.

00:01:51.000 Yeah.

00:01:52.000 Oh, wait.

00:01:53.000 Wait.

00:01:54.000 So, wait.

00:01:55.000 What skin color do we look like?

00:01:56.000 He a mulatto kid.

00:01:57.000 Yeah.

00:01:58.000 I'm mixed.

00:01:59.000 I am black.

00:02:00.000 Yes, I can confirm.

00:02:01.000 Yes, I am.

00:02:02.000 My brother like white women.

00:02:03.000 Which part is that?

00:02:05.000 What part do you think?

00:02:06.000 My penis.

00:02:08.000 It's a possibility.

00:02:09.000 Could be it.

00:02:10.000 Are you allowed to say that on...

00:02:11.000 Yeah, you can say whatever you want.

00:02:12.000 Yeah.

00:02:13.000 Fuck shit.

00:02:14.000 Go ahead.

00:02:15.000 Oh, you're going deep.

00:02:16.000 Okay.

00:02:17.000 Yeah, you can do whatever you want in here.

00:02:18.000 I love that.

00:02:19.000 Okay.

00:02:20.000 Yup.

00:02:21.000 What were you guys doing?

00:02:22.000 We were gambling.

00:02:23.000 You weren't sucking dicks?

00:02:24.000 What?

00:02:25.000 Damn.

00:02:26.000 Bro, I'm like a chatter.

00:02:28.000 I'm like white bro.

00:02:30.000 My bad.

00:02:31.000 Do I look like...

00:02:32.000 Do he look like a dick sucker?

00:02:33.000 Cause I know I don't.

00:02:34.000 Okay, yes.

00:02:35.000 What the fuck?

00:02:36.000 Does he look like a dick sucker?

00:02:38.000 A little bit.

00:02:39.000 It's the eyelashes.

00:02:40.000 Some pretty crazy eyelashes.

00:02:41.000 Me?

00:02:42.000 Yeah, for a guy.

00:02:43.000 Appreciate it.

00:02:44.000 They're very long.

00:02:45.000 I will be honest with both of you.

00:02:46.000 Okay.

00:02:47.000 I'm not gay.

00:02:48.000 I don't suck dick.

00:02:49.000 I don't eat pussy neither.

00:02:50.000 I suck dick.

00:02:51.000 Savannah, you lost the bet.

00:02:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:53.000 I don't suck dick all you pussy.

00:02:54.000 What did you guys bet?

00:02:55.000 Um...

00:02:56.000 Wait, can we also get X a dishwasher too?

00:02:58.000 Possibly?

00:02:59.000 Possibly.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, I'm like missed on the...

00:03:01.000 I'm saying can we get X a dishwasher as well?

00:03:03.000 Uh...

00:03:04.000 I thought I was gonna do the menu.

00:03:05.000 Cause...

00:03:06.000 Are you hungry?

00:03:07.000 No, no, no.

00:03:08.000 I'm saying...

00:03:09.000 Who made this food?

00:03:10.000 Where y'all made this food from?

00:03:11.000 I'm saying can we spawn him in...

00:03:12.000 You lying to me.

00:03:13.000 Uh...

00:03:14.000 Citrus, can we get X a dishwasher?

00:03:15.000 Ew!

00:03:16.000 Stop that.

00:03:17.000 You're good.

00:03:18.000 You're good.

00:03:19.000 You're good.

00:03:20.000 You eat seafood?

00:03:21.000 You don't fuck a lobster?

00:03:22.000 I don't fuck a lobster?

00:03:23.000 No, but...

00:03:24.000 It's in that bougie shit.

00:03:25.000 Yeah, I thought it was...

00:03:26.000 I told y'all I don't eat pussy nephew.

00:03:28.000 You don't eat pussy?

00:03:29.000 No, no.

00:03:30.000 That's right.

00:03:31.000 I don't eat dick either.

00:03:32.000 You eat ass.

00:03:33.000 I don't eat ass either.

00:03:34.000 Oh, no? Okay.

00:03:35.000 Uh-uh.

00:03:36.000 He will eat ass.

00:03:37.000 No, no I won't.

00:03:38.000 No?

00:03:39.000 Uh-uh.

00:03:40.000 Uh-uh.

00:03:41.000 Um, so I will be honest with both of you, okay?

00:03:42.000 Okay.

00:03:43.000 Um, I haven't had sex in three years.

00:03:44.000 But!

00:03:45.000 Then get your knee off my knee.

00:03:46.000 Why the fuck did we touch your knee?

00:03:47.000 Fuck your knee leaning on my knee for the end.

00:03:48.000 Fuck no.

00:03:49.000 He gotta be gay if he ain't fucked in three years.

00:03:51.000 I don't know.

00:03:52.000 And he ain't been to jail.

00:03:53.000 I don't know.

00:03:54.000 That's a red shot for me.

00:03:55.000 You a lying motherfucker.

00:03:56.000 Can you take these white roses off?

00:03:57.000 Oh yeah, you don't want that?

00:03:58.000 Citrus got it.

00:03:59.000 Oh, that's real.

00:04:00.000 What's an orchard?

00:04:01.000 Yeah, that's real.

00:04:02.000 Orchard?

00:04:03.000 Orchard.

00:04:04.000 Orchard.

00:04:05.000 It's an orchard.

00:04:06.000 So look, I'll be honest with both of you.

00:04:07.000 We were gambling.

00:04:08.000 My uncle just walked out.

00:04:09.000 Do y'all got GEDs and high school diplomas?

00:04:10.000 I have a high school diploma.

00:04:11.000 I have an MBA.

00:04:12.000 Actually.

00:04:13.000 You're in the MBA?

00:04:14.000 I have an MBA.

00:04:15.000 What?

00:04:18.000 Okay, yeah.

00:04:19.000 I don't know.

00:04:20.000 What are you mastering?

00:04:21.000 What?

00:04:22.000 What are you mastering?

00:04:23.000 Just business.

00:04:24.000 Penis?

00:04:25.000 General communications.

00:04:26.000 Straight dick.

00:04:27.000 Straight dick.

00:04:28.000 You got dick on your mind.

00:04:29.000 Yeah, yeah, you got dick on your mind.

00:04:31.000 She just keeps talking about it.

00:04:32.000 Yeah, dick is coming out of her mouth.

00:04:34.000 Dick is in her heart too.

00:04:35.000 She's horny.

00:04:36.000 She's not horny.

00:04:37.000 When was the last time you had sex?

00:04:38.000 Last night.

00:04:39.000 She can't be horny.

00:04:40.000 That's not you.

00:04:41.000 You've been tired.

00:04:42.000 That shit stanked on it.

00:04:43.000 Three.

00:04:44.000 That has three lives.

00:04:45.000 What about you?

00:04:46.000 What?

00:04:47.000 Yeah.

00:04:48.000 It's horny.

00:04:49.000 Three days ago.

00:04:50.000 I have a question.

00:04:52.000 Yes.

00:04:53.000 So, when you...

00:04:54.000 How many bodies you both got?

00:04:55.000 We'll start.

00:04:56.000 Let's start from here.

00:04:57.000 I have one body.

00:04:58.000 No, no.

00:04:59.000 How many...

00:05:00.000 How many sexual bodies you got?

00:05:03.000 Mm-hmm.

00:05:04.000 What, Toph?

00:05:05.000 20.

00:05:06.000 What?

00:05:07.000 First off, how old are y'all?

00:05:08.000 How old do I look?

00:05:09.000 If you get that right, I'm gonna fuck you up.

00:05:11.000 22?

00:05:12.000 Okay, that's fine.

00:05:13.000 Oh my God.

00:05:14.000 Oh my God knows that.

00:05:15.000 I was gonna say you're 23 and I was gonna say you're 22.

00:05:17.000 Perfect.

00:05:18.000 Yeah, I am.

00:05:19.000 What age are bodies?

00:05:20.000 How many bodies you got?

00:05:21.000 Be honest.

00:05:22.000 Let's all be honest here.

00:05:23.000 I'll be honest.

00:05:24.000 How many bodies you got?

00:05:25.000 Oh my God knows.

00:05:26.000 Come on.

00:05:27.000 Nobody's gonna judge.

00:05:28.000 You don't have 12.

00:05:29.000 I swear to God.

00:05:30.000 You have 36.

00:05:31.000 Fuck you.

00:05:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:05:33.000 Well, cause J. Cole...

00:05:34.000 Do I look like a whore?

00:05:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:36.000 Do I look like a whore to you?

00:05:37.000 It's cause J. Cole taught me a bar.

00:05:38.000 She said she only fucked like four or five.

00:05:39.000 That means you gotta multiply by three.

00:05:40.000 I was just...

00:05:41.000 Is that true or no?

00:05:42.000 He's a dumbass rapper.

00:05:43.000 They don't know the fuck they talk about.

00:05:44.000 No, sorry.

00:05:45.000 I'm just...

00:05:46.000 I'm gay.

00:05:47.000 If a girl says she done fucked...

00:05:48.000 If a girl says she done fucked 13, she done fucked 28.

00:05:51.000 Wait, what?

00:05:52.000 Say what?

00:05:53.000 You gotta do it by two, not three.

00:05:54.000 Oh, she multiplied by two.

00:05:55.000 Yeah, by two.

00:05:56.000 Okay, so what?

00:05:57.000 She's 24?

00:05:58.000 Yeah.

00:05:59.000 So where are you from?

00:06:00.000 Who's the one who said it?

00:06:01.000 I'm from White Settlement, Texas.

00:06:03.000 Right outside of Fort Worth, Texas.

00:06:04.000 Okay.

00:06:05.000 Do you know where Katie is?

00:06:06.000 Yeah, I know Katie.

00:06:07.000 Right outside of Houston.

00:06:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:09.000 You gotta thank for Sauce Walker kind of niggas.

00:06:11.000 I do.

00:06:12.000 I know, I can tell.

00:06:13.000 Yeah, I can.

00:06:14.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:06:15.000 Sauce Walker kind of niggas.

00:06:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:17.000 What's a Sauce Walker arc?

00:06:18.000 Sauce Walker.

00:06:19.000 What's that?

00:06:20.000 The rapping nigga.

00:06:21.000 Oh, do you guys like rappers?

00:06:22.000 I like DJs.

00:06:23.000 Who's your favorite rapper?

00:06:24.000 Jay Cole.

00:06:25.000 Oh, you like DJs.

00:06:26.000 I like DJs.

00:06:27.000 I like DJs.

00:06:28.000 You a fucking fat guy then.

00:06:29.000 Yeah, she a fucking fat dude.

00:06:30.000 Swapping.

00:06:31.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:06:36.000 I don't think it's complicated.

00:06:37.000 Well, I will tell you guys what.

00:06:38.000 He's not gay, but I think he's gay curious.

00:06:39.000 It's still F, bro.

00:06:40.000 Jordan?

00:06:41.000 I think we're back.

00:06:42.000 We're back?

00:06:43.000 Well, I was gonna tell both of you.

00:06:44.000 I've been stabbed by a knife before.

00:06:45.000 Yeah, I think this motherfucker gay curious.

00:06:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:47.000 I've been stabbed by a knife before.

00:06:48.000 Only rightfully so.

00:06:49.000 Yeah, I've been stabbed by a knife.

00:06:50.000 Where's his uncle?

00:06:51.000 His other uncle.

00:06:52.000 His white uncle.

00:06:53.000 Not his white uncle.

00:06:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:55.000 We just kick his ass on the black side of the family.

00:06:57.000 We just kick his ass.

00:06:58.000 On the white side of the family, they stabbed him.

00:07:01.000 No way.

00:07:02.000 That's fucked up.

00:07:03.000 His white uncle stabbed him.

00:07:04.000 I got stabbed because he thought I worked for the FBI.

00:07:08.000 But, but, but, but, but he wasn't stabbing his nephew.

00:07:11.000 He was stabbing his FBI agent.

00:07:12.000 So he really wasn't doing that wrong.

00:07:13.000 I don't.

00:07:14.000 I don't.

00:07:15.000 Hold up.

00:07:16.000 Do we have another?

00:07:17.000 Do we have another?

00:07:18.000 See them the kind of niggas you like?

00:07:19.000 What are you doing?

00:07:20.000 It's like a fucking sick sum?

00:07:21.000 Them your kind of niggas.

00:07:22.000 Or you are.

00:07:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:24.000 Them your kind of niggas right there.

00:07:26.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:07:27.000 Tom, are you fucking dumb?

00:07:28.000 Rapping looking kind of nigga.

00:07:29.000 No, you didn't.

00:07:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:32.000 He look like a rock.

00:07:33.000 You know what I'm asking, bro?

00:07:34.000 What's better?

00:07:35.000 Black or white dick?

00:07:36.000 And be honest.

00:07:37.000 I don't ask it.

00:07:38.000 You like black dick, don't you?

00:07:39.000 Yeah, he does.

00:07:40.000 No, no, no.

00:07:41.000 I'ma straight ask you.

00:07:42.000 I've dabbled.

00:07:43.000 I've dabbled.

00:07:44.000 He dabbled in black dick.

00:07:45.000 It's a pattern because some of them can be better than that.

00:07:46.000 I don't know.

00:07:47.000 I don't know his name.

00:07:48.000 It's fun.

00:07:49.000 Sizing can be different.

00:07:50.000 Everything can be different.

00:07:51.000 What is?

00:07:52.000 Begging dick.

00:07:53.000 What's that?

00:07:54.000 Dick didn't know how to beg.

00:07:55.000 Need somewhere to stay.

00:07:56.000 Just got put out somewhere.

00:07:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:58.000 They're good.

00:07:59.000 They're good begging dick.

00:08:00.000 Can I borrow your car, dick?

00:08:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:03.000 Can I borrow your car, dick?

00:08:04.000 You don't look like that.

00:08:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:08.000 Can I get them new Michael Jordan tennis shoes, dick?

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:13.000 Oh, I see.

00:08:14.000 Okay, okay.

00:08:15.000 You see what I'm saying?

00:08:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:17.000 Can I borrow?

00:08:18.000 Yeah, can I borrow some money, dick?

00:08:19.000 Yeah, order food.

00:08:20.000 So are we drinking or are we just sitting around here and chatting?

00:08:22.000 Nah, we drinking.

00:08:23.000 Y'all drink up.

00:08:24.000 What the fuck you drinking?

00:08:25.000 Look, this is all tequila in her company.

00:08:26.000 Oh, that's straight tequila?

00:08:27.000 Straight tequila.

00:08:28.000 That's straight tequila?

00:08:29.000 That's straight tequila?

00:08:30.000 Are you judging me?

00:08:31.000 No, ma'am.

00:08:32.000 You better not.

00:08:33.000 Not at all.

00:08:34.000 Give me some of that.

00:08:35.000 It's a red pool.

00:08:36.000 Felix, come eat.

00:08:37.000 Felix.

00:08:38.000 So are we in town?

00:08:39.000 What are we doing?

00:08:41.000 Did you win gambling?

00:08:42.000 Did you win?

00:08:43.000 I'm up.

00:08:44.000 I'm up a little bit.

00:08:45.000 So listen.

00:08:46.000 Did you bring it?

00:08:47.000 Did I bring what?

00:08:48.000 I actually made 7k off Walker off the other day.

00:08:50.000 I brought the telescope.

00:08:51.000 You did?

00:08:52.000 Congratulations.

00:08:53.000 That's awesome.

00:08:54.000 From my house.

00:08:55.000 If you like the telescope, I brought it.

00:08:56.000 Oh, you brought it.

00:08:57.000 That's amazing.

00:08:58.000 I put it in my pocket.

00:09:00.000 What are we doing for the rest of the day?

00:09:02.000 This is Felix.

00:09:03.000 I'm going to be gambling.

00:09:04.000 Felix, Felix, Felix.

00:09:05.000 What do you say, man?

00:09:06.000 That nigga that been quiet all day.

00:09:07.000 Yo.

00:09:08.000 Where's Khalifa?

00:09:09.000 Huh?

00:09:10.000 Handsome Miss.

00:09:11.000 They been quiet all day.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, we got Wiz Khalifa.

00:09:13.000 The Mexican?

00:09:14.000 Yeah, he been quiet all day.

00:09:15.000 Why is he handsome?

00:09:16.000 No, that's Fetty Wap.

00:09:17.000 There's so much shit going on, bro.

00:09:18.000 I can't, bro.

00:09:19.000 I'm freaking the fuck out.

00:09:20.000 I just called him Handsome Miss.

00:09:21.000 She called you Wiz Khalifa.

00:09:22.000 She called him Fetty Wap.

00:09:23.000 She called him Fetty Wap.

00:09:24.000 That's fucked.

00:09:25.000 Do you know why you called him Fetty Wap?

00:09:26.000 Nah.

00:09:27.000 Yes, I know why.

00:09:28.000 That's fucked.

00:09:29.000 You called him that?

00:09:30.000 No.

00:09:31.000 Who called him Fetty Wap?

00:09:32.000 Who the fuck just called my uncle Fetty Wap?

00:09:34.000 Who did?

00:09:35.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:36.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:37.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:38.000 Hey, Fetty Wap.

00:09:39.000 Nah, on God that's not funny.

00:09:40.000 I didn't say that.

00:09:41.000 I didn't say that.

00:09:42.000 Nah, it's all you.

00:09:43.000 All me?

00:09:44.000 Yeah.

00:09:45.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:46.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:47.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:48.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:49.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:50.000 Hey, Kyle.

00:09:51.000 I'm just lame.

00:09:52.000 I wouldn't give a damn.

00:09:53.000 Oh.

00:09:54.000 We'll give him over.

00:09:57.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:58.000 Yeah, I'm trying to figure out which one I'm saying.

00:10:00.000 Oh.

00:10:01.000 Who said it?

00:10:02.000 Not fucking me, though, bitch.

00:10:04.000 Yeah.

00:10:05.000 Cause, bitch, we gonna have some problems.

00:10:06.000 Nah, bitch, we gonna be real.

00:10:08.000 She's a fighter.

00:10:09.000 Nah, we ain't gonna fight that, bitch.

00:10:10.000 We're never.

00:10:11.000 We're gonna let the bitch make it.

00:10:12.000 I'm ready.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, bitch don't.

00:10:14.000 Adam, when are you gonna fight anybody?

00:10:17.000 Like, just a UFC or whatever?

00:10:18.000 I want to box, and at some point in my career, when I'm back in the gym, and I'm looking

00:10:21.000 good.

00:10:22.000 I'm already back in the gym, but I want to, like, look good and fight.

00:10:23.000 You don't strike me as a kid.

00:10:24.000 You and Black Rambo.

00:10:25.000 No offense.

00:10:26.000 In a year from now, I probably will.

00:10:27.000 No, it's all good.

00:10:28.000 I'm not gonna take offense to that.

00:10:30.000 Right now, I don't.

00:10:31.000 I'm gonna lean, which is liquid heroin for a little while.

00:10:33.000 Say, you don't tell no ho that.

00:10:34.000 That's funny.

00:10:35.000 You don't tell ho that.

00:10:38.000 So do I talk shit back?

00:10:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:41.000 Cause that's a problem.

00:10:42.000 Nah, nah, I just got, I kicked the cup.

00:10:44.000 Okay.

00:10:45.000 Yeah, he lying.

00:10:46.000 I know.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, he's sitting up just, he lying.

00:10:48.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:10:49.000 AA is in the chat.

00:10:50.000 Hey, what's good?

00:10:51.000 Everyone at AA.

00:10:52.000 I need to go as well.

00:10:53.000 What, what's the worst job guys have done?

00:10:55.000 I'm not gonna talk about that.

00:10:56.000 Why?

00:10:57.000 We're open like a book over here.

00:10:58.000 This is, uh, uh.

00:10:59.000 I didn't get real.

00:11:01.000 We're open like a book over here, no?

00:11:03.000 No.

00:11:04.000 I'm Mormon.

00:11:05.000 No, man.

00:11:06.000 You're Mormon?

00:11:07.000 I like anything the color pink, personally.

00:11:11.000 Huh?

00:11:12.000 What?

00:11:13.000 What the fuck?

00:11:15.000 They don't know.

00:11:16.000 They don't know.

00:11:17.000 They don't know.

00:11:18.000 What's, what's a pink pill?

00:11:20.000 Uh, Benadryl.

00:11:22.000 Benadryl.

00:11:23.000 Yeah, I was talking about Benadryl.

00:11:24.000 Hold the fuck up.

00:11:25.000 Yeah, I feel like.

00:11:26.000 For sure, Benadryl.

00:11:27.000 Yeah, I feel like.

00:11:28.000 Uh, yeah, I'm in the 90210.

00:11:31.000 I know we're up as pretty motherfucker.

00:11:32.000 What's 90210, Unc?

00:11:34.000 Isn't that Los Angeles?

00:11:36.000 It's, it's, it's, um, Beverly Hills.

00:11:38.000 Beverly Hills, Los Angeles.

00:11:39.000 It's also a TV show.

00:11:40.000 Oh, it is?

00:11:41.000 Oh, it is?

00:11:42.000 Yeah.

00:11:43.000 You young motherfucker, you.

00:11:44.000 Yeah, you young motherfucker.

00:11:45.000 How?

00:11:46.000 You young motherfucker.

00:11:47.000 Bro, what is going on in my ear right now, bro?

00:11:50.000 She's a motherfucker.

00:11:51.000 She's a motherfucker.

00:11:52.000 Bro, what is on my ear?

00:11:53.000 I like that motherfucker right there.

00:11:54.000 He has a cool motherfucker.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, he's cool.

00:11:56.000 I like him a lot, too.

00:11:57.000 He's a Canadian guy.

00:11:58.000 He's interesting.

00:11:59.000 Canadian?

00:12:00.000 Canadian.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, he's like a white boy to me.

00:12:03.000 Yeah, he's like a white man to me.

00:12:05.000 Wait, what?

00:12:06.000 Like maple pussy.

00:12:07.000 Maple syrup out of somebody's pussy, or, I've heard that before, actually.

00:12:10.000 No.

00:12:11.000 Canadian person.

00:12:12.000 Really?

00:12:13.000 Yeah.

00:12:14.000 And you got a master's degree.

00:12:15.000 I do.

00:12:16.000 You would never guess.

00:12:17.000 He's a damn show of wood.

00:12:18.000 Master's in what?

00:12:19.000 What?

00:12:20.000 Master's in what?

00:12:21.000 Business.

00:12:22.000 From FSU.

00:12:23.000 I went to Bama and then FSU.

00:12:24.000 Roll Tide, motherfucker.

00:12:26.000 Oh, you down there with Nick Saber.

00:12:27.000 Unk, are you looking at me?

00:12:29.000 Oh, you down there with Nick Saber.

00:12:30.000 Nah, I'm looking at her.

00:12:31.000 Nick Saber.

00:12:32.000 She was down there with Nick Saber.

00:12:33.000 You remember I just told you about Nick Saber.

00:12:35.000 Oh, Nick Saber.

00:12:36.000 Who's that, Unk?

00:12:37.000 White men know how to coach niggas.

00:12:38.000 He's a Nick Saber.

00:12:39.000 Is that a coach you?

00:12:40.000 Nigga.

00:12:41.000 Look like Tom Landry.

00:12:42.000 Oh, you can say that?

00:12:43.000 He can.

00:12:44.000 He can't.

00:12:45.000 He got a damn lie.

00:12:46.000 Yes, he can.

00:12:47.000 Yes, I can.

00:12:48.000 Tell him, Unk.

00:12:49.000 He can say it.

00:12:50.000 He got a whole rap song.

00:12:51.000 He got a whole rap song.

00:12:52.000 I'll tell you what.

00:12:53.000 And you bopped?

00:12:54.000 You bopped fan rap.

00:12:55.000 I mean, this is a cap.

00:12:56.000 Straight rap.

00:12:57.000 Play it for him, man.

00:12:59.000 Play it.

00:13:00.000 I won't.

00:13:01.000 I won't get baited.

00:13:02.000 It's happened a million times in my career.

00:13:03.000 Listen.

00:13:04.000 You're gonna get banned?

00:13:05.000 No, no, no.

00:13:06.000 I don't give a fuck about getting banned.

00:13:07.000 No, no, no, no.

00:13:08.000 I don't care about that.

00:13:09.000 I just don't say, you know, the N-word.

00:13:11.000 No, I don't either.

00:13:12.000 That's very, like...

00:13:13.000 So you've never said it in your life?

00:13:14.000 No.

00:13:15.000 Cap, because I have.

00:13:16.000 I swear to God.

00:13:17.000 You've never said it once in your life.

00:13:18.000 We said it in the private of our own homes.

00:13:20.000 I actually believe you.

00:13:21.000 He and I do.

00:13:22.000 No, no, no.

00:13:23.000 He said it in the private.

00:13:24.000 No, no, no.

00:13:26.000 He says it.

00:13:27.000 Fuck you.

00:13:28.000 Let's be honest.

00:13:29.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:13:30.000 Where are you from?

00:13:31.000 Here.

00:13:32.000 Oh, you're from Vegas?

00:13:33.000 She's never said it ever once.

00:13:34.000 I love it.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, he can say it.

00:13:36.000 She's never said it before.

00:13:37.000 Do you believe me, Unc?

00:13:38.000 Have you ever had some black dick?

00:13:39.000 No.

00:13:40.000 Never.

00:13:41.000 She ain't never said it.

00:13:42.000 Well, you haven't?

00:13:43.000 Yeah, she ain't never said it.

00:13:44.000 She ain't never said it.

00:13:45.000 She ain't never said it.

00:13:47.000 How come you haven't had a black dick before?

00:13:49.000 Because she's scared to say the word, nigga.

00:13:52.000 Come here, nigga.

00:13:54.000 Come here, nigga.

00:13:55.000 Give me time to have a good dick, nigga.

00:13:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:58.000 Okay.

00:13:59.000 Role play.

00:14:00.000 That's not in my role play book.

00:14:03.000 Okay, well, you won't never get no nigga dick.

00:14:06.000 Ooh.

00:14:07.000 So, do you guys like living in Vegas?

00:14:09.000 I love it.

00:14:10.000 Yeah.

00:14:11.000 What do you do for fun?

00:14:12.000 I actually play Fortnite.

00:14:14.000 I play a lot of Fortnite, and I go to house music festivals, and that's my life.

00:14:17.000 Good for you.

00:14:18.000 You?

00:14:19.000 I'm a mom.

00:14:20.000 Aww.

00:14:21.000 How many kids?

00:14:22.000 A lot.

00:14:23.000 What?

00:14:24.000 How many?

00:14:25.000 Three.

00:14:26.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:28.000 I'm one of them.

00:14:30.000 Not really.

00:14:31.000 How many kids?

00:14:32.000 What?

00:14:33.000 Three.

00:14:34.000 I'll tell you guys what, ladies.

00:14:35.000 Nine, seven, and five.

00:14:36.000 I swear to God, I'm not even trying to be that person.

00:14:38.000 No, no bullshit.

00:14:39.000 Why the fuck would I lie, Unc?

00:14:41.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:14:42.000 Can I be honest with everyone in this chat?

00:14:44.000 Sure.

00:14:45.000 No disrespect to anyone.

00:14:47.000 Just don't put it out.

00:14:48.000 Listen.

00:14:49.000 A female has never made me laugh before.

00:14:51.000 Can you guys make me laugh, and I'll give you $10,000.

00:14:53.000 I swear to God.

00:14:54.000 You already have made me laugh.

00:14:55.000 Yeah, you can play both of them.

00:14:56.000 They've been making you laugh.

00:14:57.000 No, no, but like for real.

00:14:58.000 You know it's a fake laugh.

00:14:59.000 Well, okay.

00:15:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:01.000 It's fucked up.

00:15:02.000 Tough crowd.

00:15:03.000 I'm sorry.

00:15:04.000 You know what?

00:15:05.000 You guys did make me laugh.

00:15:06.000 You're right.

00:15:07.000 They're probably the funniest people I know, to be honest.

00:15:09.000 Facts.

00:15:10.000 Yeah.

00:15:11.000 That's true.

00:15:12.000 You said yeah?

00:15:13.000 No, I'm saying you guys are funny.

00:15:14.000 Yeah, we are funny.

00:15:15.000 I know, I know.

00:15:16.000 You guys are very elegant, amazing woman.

00:15:18.000 Aw, that's so sweet.

00:15:20.000 You are.

00:15:21.000 You look like a fuckboy though.

00:15:22.000 Nah.

00:15:23.000 I'm not.

00:15:24.000 She just has a point.

00:15:25.000 You do look like-

00:15:26.000 How?

00:15:27.000 I think we're going to encourage him to make his coming out video today.

00:15:31.000 It's your hands on your fucking hip right now.

00:15:32.000 What about it?

00:15:33.000 Like I'm going to-

00:15:34.000 That is a weird posture.

00:15:35.000 Absolutely.

00:15:36.000 Alright, why are we making fun of this shit, bro?

00:15:37.000 Oh my bad.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, tell him.

00:15:39.000 I've been telling him about that shit.

00:15:40.000 I like your shirt.

00:15:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:42.000 Thank you.

00:15:43.000 EBTA, I love that shit.

00:15:44.000 Oh.

00:15:45.000 It's not yours.

00:15:46.000 Yeah, fuck your shirt.

00:15:47.000 Sorry, we should be nicer.

00:15:48.000 Bro, strike two, bro.

00:15:49.000 Don't go strike three, or else it's going to get DEFCON in this motherfucker.

00:15:52.000 I swear to God, it's going to get DEFCON 3, bro.

00:15:54.000 I swear to God, bro.

00:15:55.000 I've seen it.

00:15:56.000 Don't make me do it.

00:15:57.000 I want to get there.

00:15:59.000 Let's do that.

00:16:00.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:16:01.000 Everyone hands to themselves.

00:16:02.000 Respect.

00:16:03.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:04.000 Now look, man.

00:16:05.000 Alright.

00:16:06.000 I want to let everyone know in this room, you're all in this room for a reason.

00:16:08.000 You're all amazing human beings, you know?

00:16:09.000 Oh, that's so sweet.

00:16:10.000 Got you, man.

00:16:11.000 So you didn't pick these two girls up off the street corners?

00:16:14.000 Do I look like a fucking hooker?

00:16:17.000 I'm just being motherfucking serious, man.

00:16:19.000 We can go DEFCON or we can go blindfold.

00:16:21.000 Y'all!

00:16:22.000 Say, listen.

00:16:23.000 I thought they were like the fan bus.

00:16:26.000 They went and picked up two hookers and brought two hookers up here.

00:16:30.000 No, ma'am, they don't.

00:16:31.000 Now y'all don't look like a hooker, but I don't...

00:16:34.000 You know, white guys play all the type of weird...

00:16:36.000 I don't even know this guy.

00:16:38.000 I don't...

00:16:39.000 I mean, I don't know her either.

00:16:40.000 She doesn't know me.

00:16:41.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:16:42.000 That's true.

00:16:43.000 That's true.

00:16:44.000 No, ma'am, you don't.

00:16:45.000 I'm sorry, man.

00:16:46.000 Don't say that.

00:16:47.000 But I...

00:16:48.000 You know, I just...

00:16:49.000 It was an honest thought, you know?

00:16:51.000 Well, no, the reason why I'll be honest.

00:16:52.000 Guys, we're not from Vegas, so they say that all girls...

00:16:55.000 Prostitution's legal here, right?

00:16:56.000 Absolutely not.

00:16:57.000 Not here.

00:16:58.000 It's only legal...

00:16:59.000 What is it?

00:17:00.000 It's outside.

00:17:01.000 Prom.

00:17:02.000 What's that?

00:17:03.000 Prom.

00:17:04.000 It's a stadium.

00:17:05.000 Fucking bum ass.

00:17:06.000 Oh, I thought this was...

00:17:07.000 Yeah, I didn't know what this was.

00:17:09.000 I didn't know.

00:17:10.000 I'm just...

00:17:11.000 I'm a humble mom.

00:17:12.000 Oh.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:17.000 I know a lot of mothers whore to get the bill paid.

00:17:21.000 I know a lot of mommas laying on they back to get on they feet.

00:17:24.000 So, god damn it, shit.

00:17:26.000 What?

00:17:27.000 What?

00:17:28.000 You're going to fucking hell.

00:17:30.000 I'm sorry.

00:17:31.000 Yes, ma'am.

00:17:33.000 To be honest, you're not going to hell.

00:17:34.000 I'm Jewish.

00:17:35.000 Jews don't believe in hell.

00:17:36.000 You're Jewish?

00:17:37.000 Yes, I am.

00:17:38.000 She loves Judas.

00:17:39.000 Why?

00:17:40.000 If nothing else, I'd get a Jupe.

00:17:41.000 I have a really big problem with dating Jews.

00:17:43.000 Why?

00:17:44.000 I don't know.

00:17:45.000 I think it's because I'm Italian and we just have like something...

00:17:47.000 I don't know.

00:17:48.000 I always need Jewish friends.

00:17:49.000 I thought she just said she's Palestinian.

00:17:50.000 No.

00:17:52.000 Wait, what's your ethnicity?

00:17:53.000 What's your ethnicity?

00:17:54.000 You're Italian?

00:17:55.000 I'm Italian.

00:17:56.000 What about you?

00:17:57.000 What's your ethnicity?

00:17:58.000 Hawaii?

00:17:59.000 I don't know.

00:18:00.000 What's your background though?

00:18:01.000 Your orientation?

00:18:02.000 My dad is Polish and my mom is Cherokee Indian.

00:18:04.000 Indian?

00:18:05.000 You're an Indian?

00:18:06.000 Cherokee, I don't know.

00:18:07.000 That's the tribe, right?

00:18:08.000 Cherokee?

00:18:09.000 I don't know.

00:18:10.000 You know what they say about me and Jews?

00:18:12.000 Are those Kylie Jenner lips?

00:18:14.000 Yo, yo, bro.

00:18:15.000 Come on, man.

00:18:16.000 Do you want me to make you laugh right now?

00:18:17.000 Do you know what they say about me and Jews?

00:18:19.000 What?

00:18:20.000 That I slay more Jews than Hitler.

00:18:22.000 Come on, man.

00:18:23.000 What the fuck?

00:18:28.000 It's about to be strike three.

00:18:29.000 It's strike two and a half.

00:18:30.000 What the fuck?

00:18:31.000 No, no, no, no.

00:18:33.000 Disqualification.

00:18:34.000 You're at the fucking game.

00:18:35.000 Go to the locker room.

00:18:37.000 Get out your fucking jersey.

00:18:39.000 And go to the locker room.

00:18:40.000 I'm just gonna be out of control of the stream

00:18:42.000 because it's your stream, but I don't need to be that bad at all.

00:18:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47.000 Can't.

00:18:48.000 I'll kill you.

00:18:49.000 What?

00:18:50.000 No, no, no.

00:18:51.000 He means he'll actually kill you.

00:18:52.000 Oh, no.

00:18:53.000 No, like he's saying you can't leave the room.

00:18:55.000 Oh.

00:18:56.000 I'm fine.

00:18:57.000 That's kidnapping.

00:18:58.000 Somebody get my goddamn phone.

00:18:59.000 Don't snitch, huh?

00:19:00.000 You got it.

00:19:01.000 He can't kidnap you, girl.

00:19:02.000 He can't kidnap you.

00:19:03.000 Yeah, you can't tell the motherfucker they can't leave the room.

00:19:05.000 Why are we effing?

00:19:06.000 Why are we effing?

00:19:07.000 Who's effing in here?

00:19:08.000 We effed?

00:19:09.000 Wait, what?

00:19:10.000 It's just live to them.

00:19:12.000 Oh.

00:19:13.000 No, that's not it.

00:19:14.000 Machine Gun Kelly.

00:19:17.000 You know Xavi?

00:19:18.000 Hmm?

00:19:19.000 You know Xavi?

00:19:20.000 Xavi?

00:19:21.000 What Xavi?

00:19:22.000 X-A-V-I Xavi?

00:19:25.000 Yeah, I know Xavi.

00:19:26.000 What about him?

00:19:27.000 The rapper, the singing kid?

00:19:28.000 Who's that?

00:19:29.000 I'll ask you later.

00:19:30.000 No, ask now.

00:19:32.000 I don't know who that is.

00:19:34.000 Who?

00:19:35.000 I don't know.

00:19:36.000 Xavi, a singer?

00:19:37.000 Yeah.

00:19:39.000 What's Xavi the singer?

00:19:40.000 Which one?

00:19:41.000 What's that one?

00:19:42.000 Is he a soccer player?

00:19:44.000 What are we talking about?

00:19:45.000 Who's writing bold text?

00:19:47.000 Is he here?

00:19:48.000 Is he here?

00:19:49.000 Unc, what's happening?

00:19:50.000 Sorry.

00:19:51.000 I don't know.

00:19:52.000 I'm new to this shit.

00:19:53.000 Yeah.

00:19:54.000 Yeah, I'm new to this shit.

00:19:55.000 Okay.

00:19:56.000 The guy they found sitting on the porch calling the police on guys committing crimes in the

00:20:00.000 neighborhood and thought this shit was funny and got me on camera.

00:20:03.000 Pop's gonna have my life in danger.

00:20:04.000 What?

00:20:05.000 Are you really religious though?

00:20:06.000 So my mother is very religious.

00:20:08.000 I do wear a yarmulke and a kippah out of respect for my mom.

00:20:11.000 What's a kippah?

00:20:12.000 It's a kippah.

00:20:13.000 It's a kippah.

00:20:14.000 It's a cap.

00:20:15.000 It's a kufi.

00:20:16.000 Like the Muslims were.

00:20:17.000 No, no, no.

00:20:18.000 The Muslims call it a kufi.

00:20:19.000 No, it's not a kufi though, Unc.

00:20:20.000 It's a yarmulke.

00:20:21.000 Give me one.

00:20:22.000 Do you use bobby pins?

00:20:23.000 How do you stick it to your hair?

00:20:24.000 It just kind of stays there.

00:20:25.000 It's a little dent.

00:20:26.000 I've wondered that my entire life.

00:20:27.000 Bobby pins for sure.

00:20:28.000 Yeah, bobby pins, right?

00:20:29.000 Bobby pins.

00:20:30.000 Really?

00:20:31.000 Give me one.

00:20:32.000 You want one?

00:20:33.000 Yeah.

00:20:34.000 We're gonna do a Jewish stream.

00:20:35.000 Can I get on it?

00:20:36.000 Yes.

00:20:37.000 Seriously.

00:20:38.000 I can be black and Jewish?

00:20:40.000 Sorry, Unc.

00:20:41.000 What's your eye do I look at?

00:20:42.000 Don't worry about it.

00:20:43.000 Can I be black and Jewish?

00:20:44.000 Yeah, yeah, Drake is.

00:20:45.000 You can say that, but you can't call him fake Jewish?

00:20:47.000 Drake, Drake.

00:20:48.000 Oh, my phone died.

00:20:49.000 Fuck!

00:20:50.000 Listen, listen to me.

00:20:51.000 Drake, Drake is a melodian.

00:20:54.000 He's a mixed breed.

00:20:55.000 Can Bernie Mac be Jewish?

00:20:57.000 A black motherfucker like...

00:20:58.000 Uh, Todd.

00:20:59.000 Portable, please.

00:21:00.000 Can a black motherfucker like him be Jewish?

00:21:02.000 Who?

00:21:03.000 Yeah.

00:21:04.000 He can convert.

00:21:05.000 Where's Khalifa?

00:21:06.000 Yo.

00:21:07.000 Yo.

00:21:08.000 That's crazy.

00:21:09.000 What the?

00:21:10.000 Tom.

00:21:11.000 Tom.

00:21:12.000 You threw that?

00:21:13.000 Yeah.

00:21:14.000 That shit.

00:21:15.000 Boy, I had a good lawsuit.

00:21:17.000 I could've played like that motherfucker hit me in the eye and put out the...

00:21:20.000 Oh, I had...

00:21:21.000 But your eye's already out, but I like it.

00:21:23.000 I was so disrespectful.

00:21:24.000 I had a coffee dinner like this.

00:21:26.000 You guys don't need to fucking eating, but I'm eating the whole time.

00:21:29.000 I'm eating it.

00:21:30.000 I'm eating it.

00:21:31.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Charleston, I got my eye on you.

00:21:32.000 Take a bite.

00:21:34.000 I like Canada, boy.

00:21:35.000 Canada, boy.

00:21:36.000 Yeah, I like him.

00:21:37.000 Canada, boy?

00:21:38.000 Yeah, he ain't got no manners.

00:21:39.000 You're trying to get a lawsuit from me.

00:21:40.000 I have to, you know?

00:21:41.000 Can you pause this?

00:21:42.000 Pause what?

00:21:43.000 Like this.

00:21:44.000 The stream?

00:21:45.000 Yeah.

00:21:46.000 No.

00:21:47.000 No.

00:21:48.000 It's live forever.

00:21:49.000 Oh, no, no.

00:21:50.000 It's live forever.

00:21:51.000 What, what, what, what, what I'm saying?

00:21:52.000 Do you want a chicken dinner?

00:21:53.000 Pause.

00:21:54.000 Yo, we pausing.

00:21:55.000 No, no, no.

00:21:56.000 Get this.

00:21:57.000 She only eats chicken dinner.

00:21:58.000 No, I don't want anything.

00:21:59.000 What the fuck is that?

00:22:00.000 It's chicken, Prime.

00:22:01.000 I love chicken.

00:22:02.000 Yeah.

00:22:03.000 Come grab some chicken, Prime.

00:22:04.000 I know you want some.

00:22:05.000 Yo.

00:22:06.000 Yo.

00:22:07.000 Yo.

00:22:08.000 Yo.

00:22:09.000 Yo, bro.

00:22:10.000 What the fuck?

00:22:11.000 I actually love chicken, though.

00:22:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:13.000 Okay, take mine.

00:22:14.000 It's fucking chicken.

00:22:15.000 It's good.

00:22:16.000 It looks good.

00:22:17.000 I don't like canes, though.

00:22:18.000 I don't like canes, though.

00:22:19.000 I don't like canes, though.

00:22:20.000 Oh, you like canes?

00:22:21.000 Have you been to canes?

00:22:22.000 I love it.

00:22:23.000 Canes is so fucking good.

00:22:25.000 Canes can suck it.

00:22:26.000 You're eating steak with ketchup, bro.

00:22:28.000 It's cold.

00:22:29.000 He's Canadian.

00:22:30.000 Leave it alone.

00:22:31.000 Ketchup makes up for the lack of quality.

00:22:33.000 It's cold.

00:22:34.000 Ketchup is good.

00:22:35.000 How you feel?

00:22:36.000 Good?

00:22:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:39.000 I feel real good.

00:22:40.000 He looks confused.

00:22:41.000 Oh, I am.

00:22:42.000 It's just his eye.

00:22:43.000 Yeah, yeah, I am.

00:22:44.000 You know what?

00:22:46.000 Is there a way for me to...

00:22:47.000 Can I pay for your eye transplant?

00:22:49.000 It's not funny.

00:22:50.000 It's for real.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, just give me the money.

00:22:52.000 Okay.

00:22:53.000 So if I give you the money, you can pay for it?

00:22:54.000 You got damn right.

00:22:55.000 How much is it?

00:22:56.000 I'm going to take that motherfucker out.

00:22:57.000 How much is it, Unc?

00:22:59.000 I don't know.

00:23:00.000 We'll Google it.

00:23:01.000 Okay.

00:23:07.000 Who made this shit?

00:23:09.000 Yeah, he going to pay for it.

00:23:10.000 Is it wired in?

00:23:11.000 Is it working?

00:23:12.000 It's going to get mechanically hooked in where it can move.

00:23:15.000 What?

00:23:16.000 It'll move.

00:23:17.000 Does it see though?

00:23:18.000 Uh-huh.

00:23:19.000 He'll get it.

00:23:20.000 It's actually kind of crazy.

00:23:21.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:23:22.000 No, I don't believe that.

00:23:23.000 Wait.

00:23:24.000 Is that like a new eye and it sees?

00:23:25.000 No, you can't be doing eye transplant.

00:23:26.000 So it'll be mechanical?

00:23:27.000 It'll be mechanical.

00:23:28.000 Yeah.

00:23:29.000 It could cost about a quarter million dollars probably.

00:23:31.000 Quarter million?

00:23:32.000 Should I just wire it to you or give it to you in cash?

00:23:33.000 No, it won't.

00:23:34.000 Give it to me in all pennies.

00:23:36.000 Okay.

00:23:37.000 In pennies?

00:23:38.000 It'll fill this room up.

00:23:40.000 It'll fill this room up.

00:23:41.000 All bags full of pennies.

00:23:43.000 It'll fill this room up.

00:23:44.000 This shit is looking out of control.

00:23:45.000 I thought funny.

00:23:46.000 Sometimes I don't understand what you say.

00:23:49.000 Yeah, I don't understand what you say either.

00:23:50.000 That's why I like it.

00:23:51.000 That's good.

00:23:52.000 Yeah.

00:23:53.000 It's like a Chinese in a Mexican dating.

00:23:55.000 Who?

00:23:56.000 I don't know what that is, but yeah, sure.

00:23:57.000 Yeah, sure.

00:23:58.000 I don't understand.

00:23:59.000 What is this?

00:24:00.000 Who?

00:24:01.000 Oh yeah, him is like...

00:24:02.000 No.

00:24:03.000 Wait, what is it?

00:24:04.000 It's like a Chinese person talking?

00:24:05.000 I don't know what this is either.

00:24:06.000 One speaking Spanish, one speaking Chinese.

00:24:08.000 But they're dating.

00:24:09.000 So you don't understand.

00:24:10.000 And they like themselves.

00:24:11.000 I'm Chinese.

00:24:12.000 So wait, that's what you think he sounds like?

00:24:14.000 Chinese?

00:24:15.000 Wait, wait.

00:24:16.000 He's not like Southern.

00:24:18.000 Southern.

00:24:19.000 Yeah.

00:24:20.000 Like Carolina or something?

00:24:21.000 Like North Carolina?

00:24:22.000 Texas.

00:24:23.000 Oh.

00:24:24.000 Texas.

00:24:25.000 No, he did not.

00:24:26.000 I did not.

00:24:27.000 You're lying.

00:24:28.000 I didn't say that.

00:24:29.000 No, you're making up shit.

00:24:30.000 Rewind this shit.

00:24:31.000 Canada boy, she's lying.

00:24:32.000 What's up?

00:24:33.000 What's up?

00:24:34.000 She's lying.

00:24:35.000 You didn't hear me say that.

00:24:36.000 I didn't say that.

00:24:37.000 You said it and she goes, I'm from Katy.

00:24:38.000 Oh.

00:24:39.000 Oh.

00:24:40.000 You didn't say it.

00:24:41.000 I live there.

00:24:42.000 Texas.

00:24:43.000 What part?

00:24:44.000 Austin.

00:24:45.000 Yeah.

00:24:46.000 It's nice.

00:24:47.000 Yeah, real nice.

00:24:48.000 You can eat all you want.

00:24:49.000 Is there a bartender?

00:24:50.000 Yeah.

00:24:51.000 We can get one.

00:24:52.000 Bartender.

00:24:54.000 Look how much lipstick.

00:24:55.000 Is that lipstick?

00:24:56.000 No, it's cheese.

00:24:57.000 It's what?

00:24:58.000 Is that lipstick or cheese?

00:25:00.000 Where'd you find her?

00:25:01.000 Huh?

00:25:02.000 Where'd I find her?

00:25:03.000 Where'd you come from?

00:25:04.000 Where'd you order them from?

00:25:05.000 No.

00:25:06.000 We're not escorts, god damn it.

00:25:07.000 Oh, I'm sorry, man.

00:25:08.000 I keep asking, but somebody make the connection.

00:25:11.000 Wait.

00:25:12.000 Wait.

00:25:13.000 I'm...

00:25:14.000 Tav.

00:25:15.000 Samantha, you can have a bottle for that.

00:25:16.000 We're not escorts.

00:25:17.000 I don't know for you.

00:25:18.000 Okay.

00:25:19.000 Do you really have three kids though, for real?

00:25:21.000 She does, for real.

00:25:22.000 I'm believing.

00:25:23.000 Please fucking hold.

00:25:24.000 Okay, good.

00:25:25.000 Because nobody lies about children.

00:25:26.000 What's it like being a mom?

00:25:27.000 Is it cool?

00:25:28.000 It's fine.

00:25:29.000 And I'm 29, so it's good.

00:25:31.000 Oh, you have three kids young.

00:25:32.000 That's good.

00:25:33.000 So you'll be a young mom.

00:25:34.000 All of them.

00:25:35.000 With food?

00:25:36.000 With food.

00:25:37.000 No, I'm saying breastfeeding.

00:25:38.000 Wait.

00:25:39.000 Oh my God.

00:25:40.000 No, not breastfeeding.

00:25:41.000 Isn't it expensive?

00:25:43.000 You have three kids?

00:25:46.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:25:47.000 But no.

00:25:48.000 Oh.

00:25:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:50.000 You go to the grocery store, right?

00:25:51.000 For three kids?

00:25:52.000 No, no.

00:25:53.000 What he's saying is how much does it cost per kid?

00:25:54.000 Yeah.

00:25:55.000 I spend like $400 every two weeks.

00:25:56.000 Per kid or no?

00:25:57.000 Oh.

00:25:58.000 For three.

00:25:59.000 For a lot of fucking groceries.

00:26:00.000 You must don't buy a grocery, motherfucker.

00:26:02.000 I have to ask.

00:26:03.000 What about the dads, though?

00:26:04.000 What about the dads?

00:26:05.000 Are they around?

00:26:06.000 Dads?

00:26:07.000 It's one dad.

00:26:08.000 Want to get all of them?

00:26:09.000 Yes.

00:26:10.000 Okay.

00:26:11.000 Oh, are you guys together?

00:26:12.000 No.

00:26:13.000 You think she's supposed to be a dad for each one?

00:26:14.000 What's up?

00:26:15.000 Well, I thought it was a dad and, you know, a child support type shit.

00:26:17.000 Typically it is.

00:26:18.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

00:26:19.000 I didn't want to get disrespectful, though.

00:26:20.000 Wait, so what's...

00:26:21.000 My cat costs a lot of money.

00:26:22.000 You're a cat or a dog girl?

00:26:23.000 I have a Bengal cat, so he's kind of like an extra.

00:26:25.000 Do you have a dog?

00:26:26.000 No.

00:26:27.000 He's like a dog cat, basically.

00:26:29.000 Chat, dogs or cats?

00:26:30.000 I like dogs.

00:26:31.000 Dogs for me.

00:26:32.000 I like dogs, too.

00:26:33.000 I just travel to my mom.

00:26:34.000 Aw.

00:26:35.000 That's common.

00:26:36.000 Wait, so cats can stay alone?

00:26:37.000 I'm in there.

00:26:38.000 Oh, wow.

00:26:39.000 For like three days.

00:26:40.000 I have somebody check in.

00:26:41.000 Wait, so you...

00:26:42.000 Oh, you just have them check in.

00:26:43.000 Okay.

00:26:44.000 This is adorable.

00:26:45.000 Cute babies?

00:26:46.000 Can I see your babies?

00:26:47.000 I'm impressed with you.

00:26:48.000 I just make fun of people that have kids like...

00:26:49.000 These days.

00:26:50.000 Are you gonna make fun of me?

00:26:51.000 No, it's adorable.

00:26:52.000 I think it's so good.

00:26:53.000 I'll fucking find you.

00:26:54.000 They're real kids.

00:26:55.000 They're cute.

00:26:56.000 That was my old self.

00:26:57.000 Relax.

00:26:58.000 Were you really the only ones drinking?

00:26:59.000 Or were you guys taking a shot?

00:27:00.000 Yeah.

00:27:01.000 Unc, what the fuck?

00:27:02.000 Ain't nobody pulled me nothing.

00:27:03.000 Oh, do you want tequila?

00:27:04.000 There's two women sitting at this table.

00:27:05.000 I ain't got no beer to touch the goddamn thing.

00:27:07.000 Oh, do you want tequila?

00:27:08.000 Do you want a drink or do you want a shot?

00:27:09.000 We ain't your bitches.

00:27:10.000 Oh, mixing.

00:27:11.000 I ain't say you was.

00:27:12.000 What?

00:27:13.000 But y'all go get to work around me.

00:27:14.000 Yeah, you ain't go sit on your ass and I'll do nothing around me looking pretty.

00:27:18.000 Huh?

00:27:19.000 You don't understand him?

00:27:20.000 Yeah.

00:27:21.000 He's easy to understand.

00:27:22.000 We got two women in here.

00:27:23.000 We need some women to make these drinks.

00:27:24.000 I come from the era where women belong in the kitchen and in the bedroom.

00:27:29.000 That was so nice.

00:27:30.000 Hell, I look like making a motherfucking drink and I got these motherfucking women sitting

00:27:36.000 at the goddamn table.

00:27:37.000 There you go.

00:27:38.000 Get to work, Sally.

00:27:40.000 Please?

00:27:41.000 Please?

00:27:42.000 You can eat my own motherfucking drink.

00:27:43.000 Please?

00:27:44.000 Yeah, I come.

00:27:45.000 I don't want to drink no more then.

00:27:46.000 No, no, no.

00:27:47.000 Give him a drink.

00:27:48.000 Say please.

00:27:49.000 Please, Sally.

00:27:50.000 Goddamn it, Sally.

00:27:51.000 And thank you.

00:27:52.000 Thank you, Sally.

00:27:54.000 Just magic words like I teach my kids.

00:27:56.000 Okay.

00:27:57.000 Just please and thank you.

00:27:58.000 Granddad and them didn't say please and thank you.

00:28:00.000 They told Mabel to get up and go make the drink, Mabel, and Mabel got her ass up

00:28:05.000 and went and made a drink.

00:28:06.000 My grandma's beautiful.

00:28:07.000 Thank you, Sally.

00:28:08.000 Toast to Mabel.

00:28:09.000 Toast to Mabel.

00:28:10.000 Your grandma ain't made it.

00:28:11.000 I'm not fucking kidding.

00:28:13.000 Wait, so girls are, are they still, I'm traditional too, to be honest.

00:28:17.000 You're Jewish.

00:28:18.000 But I'm traditional.

00:28:19.000 Right?

00:28:20.000 Like I feel like, no disrespect, but I feel like, like do you guys think that girls are

00:28:24.000 better at some things than men are?

00:28:25.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 They are.

00:28:27.000 100%.

00:28:28.000 They are.

00:28:29.000 What do you think?

00:28:30.000 Like what?

00:28:31.000 Having babies.

00:28:32.000 Oh, you're right.

00:28:33.000 Sucking dick.

00:28:34.000 Caring.

00:28:35.000 Nurturing.

00:28:36.000 I think approaching people.

00:28:37.000 Like talking to people and starting conversations.

00:28:39.000 Guys are better.

00:28:40.000 No, 100%.

00:28:41.000 No, guys are better.

00:28:42.000 Guys are better.

00:28:43.000 Guys are way better.

00:28:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:45.000 You guys are very emotional.

00:28:46.000 Pretty girls don't walk up and talk to anybody.

00:28:47.000 Guys are pussies.

00:28:48.000 Girls are pussies.

00:28:49.000 Guys are pussies simply.

00:28:50.000 They get hurt more.

00:28:51.000 Who?

00:28:52.000 Guys.

00:28:53.000 Yeah, they can't handle rejection.

00:28:54.000 No.

00:28:55.000 They, they.

00:28:56.000 Guys, guys can't handle rejection.

00:28:57.000 It's like, um, confidence.

00:28:58.000 It'd be like a, it's like, it's a tall tower and they get hurt more.

00:29:01.000 What did he say?

00:29:02.000 How did he, are you okay?

00:29:03.000 What did he say?

00:29:04.000 I'm doing okay.

00:29:05.000 Alright.

00:29:06.000 Translate what he said.

00:29:07.000 Basically what he says is guys are, um, I don't, I, sorry, can you rephrase that?

00:29:12.000 He said they're a tall tower.

00:29:13.000 I got you bro.

00:29:14.000 Yeah.

00:29:15.000 I feel like guys, they get hurt more.

00:29:16.000 They do.

00:29:17.000 They're like, they're like more bitches, but it doesn't look like that.

00:29:20.000 Can I be honest?

00:29:21.000 When a guy cheats, we just cheat with our dick.

00:29:23.000 When you guys cheat, you cheat with your hearts.

00:29:25.000 Uh, you know what?

00:29:26.000 I don't agree.

00:29:27.000 It's not always true.

00:29:28.000 It depends on the girls.

00:29:29.000 Do you agree?

00:29:30.000 I agree.

00:29:31.000 You do?

00:29:32.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:29:33.000 It's hard as fuck.

00:29:34.000 Like, you gotta really get what I'm saying.

00:29:37.000 Most girls will not sleep with a guy unless you really, really like someone about him.

00:29:40.000 That's not true.

00:29:41.000 You don't, you don't eat enough.

00:29:42.000 Wait, so you, would you guys just fuck anyone?

00:29:44.000 I said most girls.

00:29:45.000 Not anybody.

00:29:46.000 Definitely.

00:29:47.000 If you have the right girl, it's like hormone based.

00:29:48.000 Really?

00:29:49.000 Yeah, 100%.

00:29:50.000 Wait, it's what based?

00:29:51.000 It's like hormone based.

00:29:52.000 Like, you can be horny and just like fuck somebody and be done with that.

00:29:54.000 Girls can do that?

00:29:55.000 Only horse.

00:29:56.000 Ew.

00:29:57.000 Only horse?

00:29:58.000 Only a girl who's tapped into her inner horse spirit.

00:30:01.000 What the fuck?

00:30:02.000 A lady can't do that.

00:30:03.000 A lady and a woman can't.

00:30:04.000 What?

00:30:05.000 What?

00:30:06.000 Alright, zombies.

00:30:07.000 A whore.

00:30:08.000 A whore.

00:30:09.000 A whore.

00:30:10.000 A whore.

00:30:11.000 A hoe.

00:30:12.000 A hoe.

00:30:13.000 I think that horse.

00:30:14.000 A hoe.

00:30:15.000 You know what?

00:30:16.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:17.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:18.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:19.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:20.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:21.000 A hoe wheel.

00:30:22.000 My thing is, I just think that when a girl cheats, it's different than when a guy cheats.

00:30:27.000 I don't defend cheating at all.

00:30:28.000 I'm just saying if it does occur.

00:30:30.000 Feelings are attached to a pussy, but there's no feelings attached to a dick.

00:30:34.000 What the fuck?

00:30:35.000 There's no feelings attached to a guy's dick.

00:30:37.000 When you said initially, what was it?

00:30:38.000 It was that girl when they cheat, it's with their brain.

00:30:41.000 Yeah.

00:30:42.000 Guys.

00:30:43.000 It's their dicks.

00:30:44.000 I think girls.

00:30:45.000 You alright about girls?

00:30:46.000 Guys do both.

00:30:47.000 No.

00:30:48.000 They do what?

00:30:49.000 They do both.

00:30:50.000 Really?

00:30:51.000 Huh?

00:30:52.000 Yeah.

00:30:53.000 That's my thoughts.

00:30:54.000 I just don't defend cheating at all.

00:30:55.000 You know?

00:30:56.000 Never.

00:30:57.000 I've been cheating on one point in my life.

00:30:58.000 It hurts.

00:30:59.000 Now you're gay.

00:31:00.000 Now you're gay.

00:31:01.000 My motherfucking nephew ain't gay.

00:31:03.000 Facts.

00:31:04.000 Keep killing you there, woman.

00:31:05.000 God damn it.

00:31:06.000 Just said he's gay.

00:31:07.000 Sally, come on.

00:31:08.000 Sally, come on.

00:31:09.000 Sally, I'm really not gay.

00:31:10.000 It's Savannah, but that's fine.

00:31:11.000 Savannah?

00:31:12.000 That's fine.

00:31:14.000 But you did say gay.

00:31:16.000 You were gay.

00:31:17.000 If you rewind the tape.

00:31:18.000 But I'm not.

00:31:19.000 It was a joke.

00:31:20.000 I'm rewriting that motherfucking tape.

00:31:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:23.000 You ever kissed a guy before?

00:31:24.000 Fuck no.

00:31:25.000 Why not?

00:31:26.000 Have you?

00:31:27.000 Yeah, of course.

00:31:28.000 Wanna try?

00:31:29.000 Oh, GG.

00:31:30.000 Now Unc don't fuck with you.

00:31:31.000 I didn't know, Unc.

00:31:32.000 I swear to God.

00:31:33.000 Kissing a guy doesn't make a game.

00:31:35.000 Is that you, Unc?

00:31:36.000 Unc, did you kiss a guy?

00:31:37.000 Unc, does kissing a guy?

00:31:38.000 Unc would never kiss a guy.

00:31:39.000 No, for sure he did.

00:31:40.000 You think so?

00:31:41.000 Wait, you and you guys?

00:31:42.000 When my son was a baby, I can't even remember kissing a baby on his lips.

00:31:45.000 You kissed too?

00:31:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:47.000 Aw.

00:31:48.000 Yeah, when the boy was a baby, I can't even remember kissing a boy on his lips then.

00:31:51.000 I don't even remember kissing a boy on his lips then.

00:31:52.000 That's the dinner dude.

00:31:53.000 I'd like to defend Tom Brady.

00:31:55.000 Huh?

00:31:56.000 Is he gay too?

00:31:57.000 Is he gay too?

00:31:58.000 No, he kisses his son to the lips.

00:31:59.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:32:00.000 Okay.

00:32:01.000 It's not.

00:32:02.000 Kinda weird.

00:32:03.000 It is kinda weird.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, it is kinda fucking weird.

00:32:06.000 Okay, Aiden.

00:32:07.000 Okay, Aiden.

00:32:08.000 Kissing a guy?

00:32:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:10.000 My name is Aiden?

00:32:11.000 It doesn't?

00:32:12.000 What does it make you?

00:32:13.000 No, my name is Aiden.

00:32:14.000 What does it make you?

00:32:15.000 Curious?

00:32:16.000 Aiden.

00:32:17.000 That's my nickname.

00:32:18.000 Being gay makes you gay.

00:32:19.000 Aiden?

00:32:20.000 Yeah.

00:32:21.000 How's that gay?

00:32:22.000 What's your name?

00:32:23.000 It's kinda like Saudi.

00:32:24.000 Right?

00:32:25.000 What...

00:32:26.000 What do you think?

00:32:27.000 If you kiss a guy, you gay in a motherfucker.

00:32:30.000 I agree.

00:32:31.000 Facts.

00:32:32.000 Okay, I do not agree at all.

00:32:33.000 Okay?

00:32:34.000 I don't know, if you wanna kiss your homies, whatever, if you're from LA, I mean, whatever,

00:32:37.000 go.

00:32:38.000 I'm not from LA.

00:32:39.000 You're not gonna get me.

00:32:40.000 I'm gonna put it back, okay?

00:32:41.000 Just kidding.

00:32:42.000 You don't...

00:32:43.000 You put your nails?

00:32:44.000 You look like a guy that paints his nails.

00:32:45.000 Okay, but my nails don't.

00:32:46.000 I have none of the components, right?

00:32:48.000 Okay.

00:32:49.000 But if you kiss a guy, it makes you something who kisses a guy.

00:32:51.000 Who'd you kiss?

00:32:52.000 Austin.

00:32:53.000 Austin?

00:32:54.000 Austin show.

00:32:55.000 You know Austin's gay though.

00:32:56.000 Yeah, he is?

00:32:57.000 Yeah.

00:32:58.000 So you kissed a gay guy on the lips.

00:32:59.000 But he doesn't feel for me.

00:33:00.000 Hold on.

00:33:01.000 Did you kiss a gay guy?

00:33:02.000 I love Austin, by the way.

00:33:03.000 I kissed a gay guy and a straight guy.

00:33:04.000 Hold on.

00:33:05.000 Did you kiss a gay guy on the lips?

00:33:06.000 Hold on.

00:33:07.000 Hold on.

00:33:08.000 You said you kissed a gay guy and a straight guy?

00:33:09.000 Austin's gay.

00:33:10.000 I love Austin.

00:33:11.000 He's a great streamer.

00:33:12.000 I love Austin.

00:33:13.000 I kissed Soda, Ludwig, Austin.

00:33:14.000 Who cares?

00:33:15.000 And you kissed him on the lips.

00:33:16.000 But Austin is gay though.

00:33:17.000 Excuse me to go.

00:33:18.000 I don't even fuck it.

00:33:19.000 We're gonna film this coming up.

00:33:21.000 And you don't think-

00:33:22.000 The way it works that-

00:33:23.000 You can't make these rules up.

00:33:26.000 These rules were made a long time ago, son.

00:33:28.000 You can't make these motherfucking rules up.

00:33:30.000 No.

00:33:31.000 I'm not attracted-

00:33:32.000 I'm not attracted to guys.

00:33:33.000 I'm not like-

00:33:34.000 I don't want them.

00:33:35.000 I don't-

00:33:36.000 I don't feel-

00:33:37.000 I don't love them.

00:33:38.000 I like that.

00:33:39.000 Where did you kiss him at?

00:33:40.000 At a party.

00:33:41.000 At a movie.

00:33:42.000 On the lips?

00:33:43.000 Oh, of course I let you say.

00:33:44.000 You know, I-

00:33:45.000 And then I kiss his dick too.

00:33:46.000 Oh!

00:33:47.000 Nah, nah.

00:33:48.000 I'm sorry.

00:33:49.000 Unk.

00:33:50.000 Unk.

00:33:51.000 Unk.

00:33:52.000 Please.

00:33:53.000 I'm sorry.

00:33:54.000 I didn't know.

00:33:55.000 I'm just kidding.

00:33:56.000 Nah, but you kissing a man that suck dick.

00:33:57.000 You suck dick too.

00:33:58.000 Yeah, but-

00:33:59.000 You also-

00:34:00.000 You also fucked a girl, right?

00:34:01.000 Right.

00:34:02.000 Who had sex with other guys, right?

00:34:03.000 That's different.

00:34:04.000 She cleans her body.

00:34:05.000 I don't like him though.

00:34:06.000 You don't like him?

00:34:07.000 Other guys ran through that shit.

00:34:08.000 I don't eat the pussy all night.

00:34:09.000 I don't eat the pussy all night.

00:34:10.000 I don't eat the pussy all night.

00:34:12.000 You're sucking on it.

00:34:13.000 Hey Aiden, do you eat the pussy all the time?

00:34:15.000 Fuck no.

00:34:16.000 Right.

00:34:17.000 He's the reason God goes to come back.

00:34:18.000 He's the reason what?

00:34:19.000 God goes to return.

00:34:20.000 You don't eat pussy, you're a fucking bitch.

00:34:21.000 That's where you're at.

00:34:22.000 Wait, do you eat only-

00:34:23.000 You always eat pussy?

00:34:24.000 I do all of it.

00:34:25.000 What if you barely know the girl?

00:34:27.000 Depends.

00:34:28.000 Depends what it looks like and other-

00:34:30.000 But you against a gay man on his lips.

00:34:33.000 Yeah.

00:34:34.000 Felix.

00:34:35.000 Felix.

00:34:36.000 Felix.

00:34:37.000 Felix, toss me that bottle.

00:34:40.000 Finally.

00:34:41.000 What is that?

00:34:42.000 I'm not taking a shot.

00:34:43.000 Fuck no.

00:34:44.000 Unbelievable.

00:34:45.000 I thought he was cool.

00:34:46.000 He is cool.

00:34:47.000 He is cool.

00:34:48.000 He is cool.

00:34:49.000 Let me explain.

00:34:50.000 Let me explain.

00:34:51.000 It's all about sexuality.

00:34:52.000 Right?

00:34:53.000 It's sexual.

00:34:54.000 Right?

00:34:55.000 If you like guys and you're sexual with them.

00:34:56.000 Right?

00:34:57.000 You're gay.

00:34:58.000 Right?

00:34:59.000 Yeah.

00:35:00.000 If you just kiss a guy and there's nothing there, who cares?

00:35:02.000 So can I ask you a question?

00:35:03.000 Yeah.

00:35:04.000 Let's say you have a son.

00:35:05.000 Hold on, Unc.

00:35:06.000 I got some for him.

00:35:07.000 Let's say you have a son.

00:35:08.000 Yeah.

00:35:09.000 And, you know, he's 19 or whatever.

00:35:11.000 Oh, Unc, I got you.

00:35:12.000 Unc, I got you.

00:35:13.000 Oh, incest too.

00:35:14.000 Hold on.

00:35:15.000 Please let me explain.

00:35:16.000 You're not-

00:35:17.000 You come home from work.

00:35:18.000 Yeah.

00:35:19.000 One second.

00:35:20.000 One second.

00:35:21.000 One second, female.

00:35:22.000 So look, you come-

00:35:23.000 Well, no.

00:35:24.000 That's respectful.

00:35:25.000 I don't want to call you a-

00:35:26.000 Sally, Marina.

00:35:27.000 I'm sorry, Marina.

00:35:28.000 Let's say you come home from work.

00:35:29.000 Your 19-year-old son is coming home from college.

00:35:31.000 You walk in on him kissing a guy.

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:35.000 Is that gay?

00:35:36.000 Would you think that's gay?

00:35:37.000 Okay, so I think the intention behind it is probably gay because they're at home and

00:35:40.000 they're kissing and shit, right?

00:35:41.000 So maybe he's being curious or he's gay, right?

00:35:44.000 But if you do it on the fly and there's nothing there, what's the problem with it?

00:35:47.000 I mean, you've kissed a dog before.

00:35:48.000 Are you fucking-

00:35:49.000 Are you-

00:35:50.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:35:51.000 I've let a dog lick me, but I've never let a dog-

00:35:53.000 Okay.

00:35:54.000 What?

00:35:55.000 What the fuck?

00:35:56.000 So you guys know that a dog lick your face?

00:35:58.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:35:59.000 This white folk conversation.

00:36:00.000 I'm gonna skew myself.

00:36:01.000 No, no, no.

00:36:02.000 This white folk conversation.

00:36:03.000 I ain't-

00:36:04.000 I don't even know how to-

00:36:05.000 I ain't got no input on this kind of shit they talking about.

00:36:07.000 Man, this man over here just fine.

00:36:09.000 Man, this some crazy shit.

00:36:11.000 So you know that a dog lick your face?

00:36:12.000 Man, I ain't-

00:36:13.000 Man, I been killing dogs since I was a little bitty boy.

00:36:16.000 Mistreating them motherfuckers.

00:36:17.000 I ain't treating them motherfuckers.

00:36:18.000 I got a dog I keep tied up to the cage right now like that.

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:24.000 You want to answer it close to me?

00:36:26.000 Cause it'll get me and you.

00:36:27.000 Where do I put it?

00:36:28.000 Am I to it?

00:36:29.000 Uh, you can put it on like the top of your boobies.

00:36:32.000 Where's he going?

00:36:33.000 I don't know.

00:36:34.000 He-

00:36:35.000 Get the fuck back here.

00:36:36.000 Okay.

00:36:37.000 Where-

00:36:38.000 That's what I thought I was gonna say.

00:36:39.000 You're right.

00:36:40.000 So chat, yes or no, have y'all never let a dog lick your face?

00:36:43.000 No, absolutely not.

00:36:44.000 He licks his asshole.

00:36:45.000 Bro, you guys are all-

00:36:46.000 True.

00:36:47.000 Bro, I can't.

00:36:48.000 This is insane.

00:36:49.000 Unc, get the fuck back here.

00:36:51.000 I literally don't have to lick my face, not on my mouth though.

00:36:53.000 I think it's weird.

00:36:54.000 Yes.

00:36:55.000 I lick their mouth, I think it's fucking weird.

00:36:57.000 Okay, Aiden.

00:36:58.000 It's about intention, right?

00:37:00.000 It's about what you have inside that makes you do something, right?

00:37:03.000 Right?

00:37:04.000 Right?

00:37:08.000 He's still rambling.

00:37:09.000 I know.

00:37:10.000 Can you just come back here, Unc?

00:37:11.000 Come on, man.

00:37:12.000 We're out of content.

00:37:13.000 Yeah, now the content's dead.

00:37:14.000 We need you.

00:37:15.000 You carry.

00:37:16.000 You carry.

00:37:17.000 You carry.

00:37:18.000 Unc?

00:37:19.000 This is-

00:37:20.000 Why everything got to go gay?

00:37:21.000 It's not gay.

00:37:22.000 It's not gay.

00:37:23.000 It's not gay.

00:37:24.000 It's not gay.

00:37:25.000 It's not gay.

00:37:26.000 It's not gay.

00:37:27.000 It's not gay.

00:37:28.000 It's not gay.

00:37:29.000 Who the fuck is laughing like that?

00:37:30.000 You know what?

00:37:31.000 I made the whole thing up.

00:37:32.000 I was joking about the whole thing.

00:37:33.000 He was trolling, Unc.

00:37:34.000 Yeah, I was trolling.

00:37:35.000 He was talking.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, man, we both be talking about digging, please.

00:37:39.000 Calm, fucking.

00:37:40.000 Well, I don't gotta shit.

00:37:41.000 They don't want to smoke.

00:37:43.000 Fuck shit.

00:37:44.000 Hey, I'm taking your frequents and shit too much, nephew.

00:37:48.000 It's too much fire?

00:37:49.000 If you're playing with fighting, you gotta get burned.

00:37:52.000 Who the fuck is?

00:37:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:54.000 You know what?

00:37:55.000 You know what?

00:37:56.000 You know what?

00:37:57.000 You know what?

00:37:58.000 And get your list of motherfucking men he done kissed.

00:38:00.000 Y'all gonna be kissing next.

00:38:02.000 No, I'll never kiss him.

00:38:04.000 Yeah.

00:38:05.000 Wait, we did kiss before.

00:38:07.000 You're gay.

00:38:08.000 At my house.

00:38:09.000 We did.

00:38:10.000 This is Eden's first.

00:38:12.000 XQ, we did kiss.

00:38:14.000 Why did nobody remind me that mean XQ kissed?

00:38:17.000 That's right, actually.

00:38:18.000 Look at that.

00:38:19.000 Hey, hey, you know me, Unc.

00:38:20.000 I'mma go get some pussy.

00:38:21.000 I'mma go get some pussy.

00:38:22.000 Oh my god, forget about that.

00:38:23.000 I'mma go get some pussy.

00:38:24.000 I'mma go get some pussy.

00:38:25.000 I'mma go get some pussy.

00:38:26.000 Crazy.

00:38:27.000 Unc, get the fuck back here right now.

00:38:29.000 Yo!

00:38:30.000 Now!

00:38:31.000 You're so weird.

00:38:32.000 You can't fucking pause this.

00:38:34.000 So get the fuck back.

00:38:35.000 Back.

00:38:36.000 You know what?

00:38:37.000 I'll get out, I'll get out, I'll get out.

00:38:38.000 No, no, no.

00:38:39.000 Machine Gun Kelly will leave.

00:38:40.000 You will come back.

00:38:41.000 No.

00:38:42.000 No, no.

00:38:43.000 Come on.

00:38:44.000 I need to cut you off of my life, baby.

00:38:45.000 Woo!

00:38:46.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:47.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:48.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:49.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:50.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:51.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:54.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:55.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:57.000 You got an olive oil right there.

00:38:58.000 What?

00:38:59.000 This is brainy.

00:39:00.000 Come on.

00:39:01.000 Wait, wait, I forgot about that.

00:39:03.000 No, we're not talking about-

00:39:05.000 We're not talking about that.

00:39:06.000 No.

00:39:07.000 What?

00:39:08.000 That you guys fucking kissed.

00:39:09.000 Wait, we actually kissed.

00:39:10.000 Did we know that?

00:39:11.000 We did kiss, we were drunk.

00:39:12.000 I know you're fucking gay.

00:39:13.000 That doesn't matter.

00:39:14.000 No, it's not gay.

00:39:15.000 Where was that?

00:39:16.000 I told you the eyelashes never lie.

00:39:17.000 Oh, so we're drunk.

00:39:19.000 So you agree that components, when you add them-

00:39:21.000 Oh, sorry.

00:39:22.000 It makes it less gay until the-

00:39:24.000 It's not gay at all.

00:39:25.000 What?

00:39:26.000 Okay, okay.

00:39:27.000 Have you kissed a girl before?

00:39:28.000 Yeah, but that's not gay.

00:39:29.000 That's hot.

00:39:30.000 Oh!

00:39:31.000 So when girls kiss, it's hot.

00:39:33.000 When guys, it's gay.

00:39:34.000 Yes.

00:39:35.000 Oh God, yes.

00:39:36.000 Gotcha.

00:39:37.000 Yes.

00:39:38.000 No, it's obvious.

00:39:39.000 XQ, yes.

00:39:40.000 Oh, man.

00:39:41.000 Mental gymnastics 101.

00:39:44.000 How many girls did you kiss before?

00:39:46.000 One.

00:39:47.000 One?

00:39:48.000 Was it tongue?

00:39:49.000 Was it her?

00:39:50.000 Maybe.

00:39:51.000 Maybe until-

00:39:52.000 No.

00:39:53.000 Okay, okay.

00:39:54.000 Maybe.

00:39:55.000 No.

00:39:56.000 Is there any tongue?

00:39:57.000 Anything like that?

00:39:58.000 No.

00:39:59.000 I was in like sixth grade.

00:40:00.000 Sixth grade?

00:40:01.000 No.

00:40:02.000 Sixth grade, you kissed a girl?

00:40:03.000 Yeah.

00:40:04.000 See, and if I like dick or pussy.

00:40:06.000 Oh, excuse me.

00:40:07.000 Testing things out.

00:40:08.000 No, she might not.

00:40:09.000 Okay, so if you're a guy and you test things out-

00:40:11.000 Unc!

00:40:12.000 Unc!

00:40:13.000 Not the same!

00:40:14.000 We're not talking about dick anymore.

00:40:16.000 Yeah, come back.

00:40:17.000 It's pussy talking now.

00:40:18.000 It's pussy.

00:40:19.000 Girls with big titties.

00:40:20.000 So, if you don't join, then you're gay.

00:40:22.000 Yeah, it's kinda gay.

00:40:23.000 EBT, come on.

00:40:24.000 Come on, EBT.

00:40:27.000 Yo.

00:40:28.000 I gotta go pee anyway.

00:40:29.000 I made you laugh.

00:40:30.000 That was funny.

00:40:31.000 Come on, EBT.

00:40:32.000 Sit the fuck down.

00:40:33.000 Come on, EBT.

00:40:34.000 On her tits, you can grab it.

00:40:36.000 Wait, well, asks for consent.

00:40:37.000 Well, can he have the mic back?

00:40:39.000 Are you consenting?

00:40:40.000 Am I consenting?

00:40:41.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:42.000 EBT.

00:40:43.000 Okay, can it?

00:40:44.000 Unc, what are you eating?

00:40:45.000 Dick.

00:40:46.000 The Canadian white boy?

00:40:47.000 Why?

00:40:48.000 Is he interesting?

00:40:49.000 Should we fire him?

00:40:50.000 Should we fire him?

00:40:51.000 What, Unc?

00:40:52.000 I'll fire him.

00:40:53.000 I'll fire him.

00:40:55.000 I want to.

00:40:56.000 Machine Gun Kelly.

00:40:57.000 What's up?

00:40:58.000 We call Machine Gun Kelly.

00:40:59.000 Hey, he listened.

00:41:00.000 What picture?

00:41:01.000 Lico.

00:41:02.000 What's going on?

00:41:03.000 Guys, is it possible to find a wife type in this generation?

00:41:05.000 Hey, he listened

00:41:09.680 One picture, uh, Liko

00:41:12.940 What's going on?

00:41:19.720 Guys, is it possible to find a wife type in this generation?

00:41:22.240 Absolutely

00:41:22.640 I don't think so

00:41:23.820 I'm gonna go no

00:41:24.600 Thank you for, you know, you're

00:41:26.360 Yeah, that's, that's, that takes a real ball

00:41:28.420 I'm being humble

00:41:28.940 No, there's a lot of whores out there

00:41:31.720 You said what?

00:41:32.600 A lot of whores

00:41:33.180 Really?

00:41:33.860 Yeah

00:41:34.060 Horses

00:41:35.260 Horses

00:41:36.360 Horses in the table

00:41:37.240 So, you didn't tell us about yourself

00:41:42.040 What did he just say?

00:41:44.460 I'm gonna be honest, um, about myself

00:41:46.740 Wiz, come on, come sit down

00:41:49.440 Um, I'm, um

00:41:52.820 I'm, um

00:41:55.900 I'm, um

00:41:58.260 Fuck this

00:41:59.900 Let's, let's get the bill

00:42:01.540 Yo

00:42:02.260 Tav

00:42:03.200 Tav

00:42:05.260 Tav

00:42:05.300 Yeah

00:42:05.820 Take the bill, please

00:42:06.980 The bill?

00:42:07.980 Hell yeah

00:42:08.480 I wanna hit, uh

00:42:10.920 I ain't a lot

00:42:13.600 Savannah ain't a lot

00:42:14.480 I don't know, the bill's gonna be expensive

00:42:15.700 Take a break in the bill so I can pay the motherfucking bill

00:42:17.780 Yeah, we do have hookah

00:42:18.520 That's good

00:42:19.280 Let's go do it by the blackjack table

00:42:20.580 Let's do hookah

00:42:21.280 I'm out

00:42:21.780 You're asleep?

00:42:23.420 Nah, yeah

00:42:23.880 We done, we good

00:42:24.940 Yeah

00:42:25.560 The bill's paying

00:42:27.320 Ladies, it was a pleasure to meet you, Sally and

00:42:29.580 Marina

00:42:30.120 Savannah

00:42:30.820 Savannah and Marina

00:42:31.840 You guys are, uh, fantastic

00:42:34.060 Thank you so much

00:42:34.700 Bicky and Susie

00:42:35.780 Thank y'all for coming out, Bicky

00:42:37.800 Bicky and Susie

00:42:39.360 Yeah, we appreciate y'all

00:42:42.800 Y'all was some good

00:42:43.580 We're gonna end?

00:42:48.460 How many?

00:42:49.820 It's 94,000 people in that motherfucker watching this

00:42:52.340 Can y'all believe that?

00:42:53.360 Yeah, we have a whole football stadium

00:42:54.780 And y'all was

00:42:56.080 Follow him on Instagram

00:42:56.700 Oh, no, no, no, no

00:42:58.080 That's my nigga

00:43:02.760 Yeah, my nephew

00:43:04.240 Goddamn nephew

00:43:05.340 Cut that shit off

00:43:06.600 My nigga, I love it

00:43:10.540 You can't do that, Savannah?

00:43:11.780 No, because you get banned for that

00:43:12.820 It's weird, like, if you

00:43:13.960 If you promote, you get banned

00:43:16.260 Because they get mad

00:43:17.060 They get jealous

00:43:17.580 So you promote another platform

00:43:18.520 Don't follow me

00:43:19.440 And that's the enemy

00:43:20.680 Yeah

00:43:21.280 Yeah, yeah, that's the enemy

00:43:22.500 Hot top?

00:43:23.340 Savannah, Savannah, we're our only fan

00:43:24.760 Why are you simping, bro?

00:43:27.000 We don't jerk off anymore

00:43:28.780 It's 2020, 2023, right, Unc?

00:43:30.880 Yeah

00:43:31.280 You jerk off?

00:43:33.860 Yeah

00:43:34.140 Keeps a clear mind

00:43:36.640 You don't have an OnlyFans?

00:43:39.700 Do I need one?

00:43:40.880 I mean, you make a lot of money

00:43:42.580 So why not?

00:43:44.700 You like fucking pussy

00:43:45.720 So why not put it out there?

00:43:47.960 Nah, you know what?

00:43:50.520 Motherfucking

00:43:50.920 What?

00:43:51.360 Shit, I need somebody to answer that question

00:43:53.220 What?

00:43:53.640 What?

00:43:54.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit

00:43:55.380 I didn't even know how to answer that motherfucker

00:43:57.260 She like fucking pussy

00:43:58.440 So why not you have a OnlyFans?

00:44:00.100 Yeah

00:44:00.380 Maybe I don't fuck that good

00:44:02.080 Nah, you do fuck good, Unc?

00:44:03.860 You stop that shit, man

00:44:05.160 You don't know how good I fuck

00:44:06.440 I know what I'm saying

00:44:07.080 You don't know how good I fuck

00:44:08.300 I ain't gonna speak on it

00:44:09.860 Ain't a goddammit, man

00:44:11.240 My bad, Unc

00:44:11.740 Shit, man

00:44:12.680 You gonna make people think

00:44:13.720 We fucking

00:44:14.540 No, I wouldn't know

00:44:15.500 It's just

00:44:15.820 You don't know what them people go think

00:44:17.520 When you put that shit out there like that

00:44:19.120 Most of the girls that I talk to

00:44:22.040 They said, damn, Unc

00:44:22.800 You know, he's slanging

00:44:23.600 They don't know nothing about what Unc's slanging

00:44:26.200 Oh, yeah

00:44:26.580 You're right, my bad

00:44:27.600 Fuck is you talking about, man?

00:44:28.820 Stop saying that shit, man

00:44:30.220 Yeah, you know what?

00:44:30.780 I know nothing

00:44:31.520 I'm just tripping

00:44:32.920 Yeah, get a nigga in all kind of trouble

00:44:34.800 Me motherfucking think I can fuck good

00:44:36.400 Like me, stop that

00:44:37.600 Yeah, he doesn't

00:44:38.140 Don't put me under that kind of pressure

00:44:39.340 You don't fuck good

00:44:40.340 You don't know

00:44:41.080 No, I just don't know

00:44:42.020 I don't know

00:44:42.860 No, he don't know

00:44:44.280 I'm assuming

00:44:45.480 I don't even assume about my dick

00:44:47.340 Yeah, nah, no, no, no

00:44:48.400 I want to assume about your dick

00:44:49.120 Nah, nah, nah

00:44:49.940 My boy be going crazy

00:44:51.540 Nigga, you don't know nothing about nothing

00:44:53.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:44:54.940 Yeah, yeah

00:44:56.080 Yeah, nigga done flew in from Atlanta

00:44:57.980 Lying on me

00:44:59.200 Lying on me

00:44:59.220 Lying on me

00:44:59.800 Nigga

00:45:01.120 Nah, I'm going to be honest

00:45:02.300 Nobody in this room knows

00:45:03.700 No

00:45:04.320 Say, let's

00:45:06.000 Say, boss man

00:45:06.840 Can we cut this motherfucker

00:45:08.060 For the day

00:45:08.920 I think he burn out for the day

00:45:11.880 You can do whatever you want

00:45:12.900 Yeah, you burn out for the day

00:45:14.200 It's time

00:45:14.640 Yeah, man

00:45:15.760 Just down there

00:45:16.320 100,000 motherfuckers in here

00:45:17.520 Man, let some people go to bed

00:45:18.620 Say, now that nigga

00:45:19.680 That got sense

00:45:20.460 B-Lo

00:45:20.900 Yeah, nigga

00:45:21.880 That got sense

00:45:22.660 I don't know nobody

00:45:24.400 The rest of you motherfuckers

00:45:25.120 Do I got sense?

00:45:25.980 Nah

00:45:26.220 Is it coming in though?

00:45:27.700 Hell, nah

00:45:28.420 You fucked up, my boy

00:45:29.580 You gonna be fucked up for a while

00:45:31.180 Yeah

00:45:31.500 How am I fucked up?

00:45:32.460 You gonna be fucked up for a while

00:45:33.380 How am I fucked up?

00:45:34.080 Your head, mentally

00:45:35.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:45:36.080 But it's ironic

00:45:36.720 I don't think they're not bad

00:45:37.500 Thank you

00:45:38.020 You can't say I'm fucked up mentally

00:45:39.400 I'm not that bad

00:45:40.800 How am I bad?

00:45:42.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:45:42.700 But you didn't live

00:45:44.160 Who owned Kik?

00:45:46.120 What do you mean?

00:45:46.520 Who's that?

00:45:47.020 What's that?

00:45:47.320 Who run Kik?

00:45:48.540 I do

00:45:49.080 I have equity in it

00:45:49.900 You do?

00:45:50.420 Yeah

00:45:50.560 Yeah, I'm starting to think

00:45:51.720 They done fucked you to let you in

00:45:53.120 That's a message, bro

00:45:54.040 You think Eddie's the boss boss

00:45:56.140 You think Eddie fucked me?

00:45:56.960 I don't know who Eddie is

00:45:58.160 But whoever

00:45:58.620 Are you on TikTok?

00:46:00.760 Yeah, I'm a TikToker

00:46:01.680 Yeah, me too

00:46:02.220 I'm a TikToker, too

00:46:03.100 I'm a big motherfucker

00:46:04.720 I got over a billion hashtags on TikTok

00:46:06.700 What do you hashtag?

00:46:08.300 Charleston White

00:46:11.100 Is that your name?

00:46:13.340 That's my slave name

00:46:14.720 Slave name?

00:46:15.920 Yeah

00:46:16.180 Oh

00:46:16.760 I feel like I'm back in my family

00:46:18.100 That bullshit

00:46:18.760 The White Sloan Plantation

00:46:20.420 Jesus

00:46:20.840 Okay, let's not

00:46:21.700 That's where I get my name from

00:46:23.140 Do we go in there?

00:46:24.020 Yeah, White Sloan Plantation

00:46:25.340 White Sloan?

00:46:26.340 The White Sloan Plantation

00:46:27.800 Sloan

00:46:28.220 Sloan

00:46:28.840 Sloan

00:46:29.440 Sloan

00:46:30.140 Your dick

00:46:30.620 Sloan

00:46:31.440 My campaign slogan is White is Right

00:46:39.440 I'm running for vice president

00:46:42.660 Yo, actually, why don't we go see your room?

00:46:44.480 He's not going to get it

00:46:45.300 He's president

00:46:45.900 We're just putting our name on the ballot, right?

00:46:49.840 Oh, oh, oh

00:46:50.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:46:51.220 I got you

00:46:51.400 Right?

00:46:51.960 Right?

00:46:52.460 What?

00:46:52.700 We're just putting our name on the ballot?

00:46:53.940 That's correct

00:46:54.360 President and vice president?

00:46:55.780 Yes

00:46:56.100 I'm going to be his vice president

00:46:57.640 No, he's going to be president

00:46:58.820 Oh, I am?

00:46:59.440 I'm going to be vice president

00:47:00.260 Why?

00:47:00.520 Why do I have to be president?

00:47:01.440 I'll be secretary

00:47:02.400 Of what?

00:47:03.700 State?

00:47:04.660 Of dick

00:47:05.460 I don't know

00:47:07.260 She likes talking about dick, huh?

00:47:08.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:47:09.860 I don't know

00:47:10.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:47:11.440 What do you do?

00:47:12.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:47:13.040 Travel the world

00:47:13.500 Okay

00:47:14.000 And go take care of the other dictator's dicks

00:47:16.300 Absolutely, that's what I'll do

00:47:17.880 Yeah, that's what Condoleezza Rice did

00:47:19.600 What the fuck's that?

00:47:20.720 Yeah, you don't know what Condoleezza Rice is?

00:47:23.240 It's a mix

00:47:24.080 It's a mix

00:47:24.120 It's a mix

00:47:24.260 It's true

00:47:25.620 But it's a mix

00:47:26.260 What are you doing now?

00:47:28.220 She's a secretary

00:47:29.020 I'll be honest

00:47:29.740 I'm probably going to sleep

00:47:30.520 Yeah, yeah

00:47:31.480 I had a long day today

00:47:33.280 I've been live for eight hours

00:47:34.560 Let's go, God damn it

00:47:39.140 I'm ready to go with balls

00:47:40.220 I'm tired of hanging out with the motherfucker

00:47:42.360 And acting like he make a decision

00:47:43.640 Ain't make a decision

00:47:44.480 I'm not really in the chat

00:47:45.100 W's in the chat

00:47:45.620 Todd

00:47:46.360 Thank you

00:47:47.240 Aiden ain't the ball

00:47:48.340 Who is?

00:47:49.400 He's told what the fuck to do all day

00:47:51.020 He's been told what the fuck to do all day

00:47:51.560 Facts

00:47:51.900 I'm really a puppet

00:47:53.340 Nah, I'm the motherfucking fucker

00:47:55.100 Facts

00:47:55.820 Me and these other black guys you got around you

00:47:59.380 Really?

00:47:59.900 Yeah, we're all puppets

00:48:00.920 Don't you get tired of using black guys as puppets, Aiden?

00:48:04.320 I don't use black girls puppets

00:48:06.640 I love everybody

00:48:07.560 Yeah, you sure do

00:48:08.360 Yeah

00:48:08.920 I think I bought you a PS5 today

00:48:11.640 It seems very like

00:48:12.100 Where is that?

00:48:12.840 I ain't seen it

00:48:13.580 Are we gonna

00:48:13.940 Where's the PS5 at?

00:48:17.280 I'll play Fortnite

00:48:17.960 As of today

00:48:18.860 Can you grab me, Tom?

00:48:20.400 It's another room

00:48:20.880 I'm a fucking gamer now

00:48:22.320 You're a gamer?

00:48:23.380 What are you playing?

00:48:24.280 We're gonna play NBA, right?

00:48:26.440 NBA and Fortnite

00:48:27.520 You guys fuck with Fortnite?

00:48:28.020 Fortnite or no?

00:48:28.800 I'm gonna be a Fortnite

00:48:29.560 I'm like, link up

00:48:30.660 What should I be playing?

00:48:31.880 I

00:48:32.020 2K in Fortnite

00:48:32.680 2K in Fortnite

00:48:33.660 I play mad Fortnite

00:48:34.920 I play Fortnite like five hours a day

00:48:36.500 He plays six hours a day

00:48:37.740 Yeah, I love it

00:48:38.300 I don't stream though

00:48:39.640 Oh, six hours of Fortnite a day

00:48:41.060 Hey, it's a present

00:48:42.400 All right

00:48:43.400 Unk

00:48:44.220 You told me

00:48:45.220 I bought this for you guys

00:48:46.120 No, you didn't

00:48:46.960 All right, so

00:48:47.520 Unk

00:48:47.780 How did you pay for it?

00:48:49.080 Oh, you know I should pay for it

00:48:50.280 Yo

00:48:50.920 Check this out real quick

00:48:52.300 Unk

00:48:52.560 Close your eyes

00:48:53.520 You

00:48:54.500 No, no

00:48:55.420 Not the

00:48:55.820 You're closing only the one that you can't see out of

00:48:57.960 Both

00:48:58.560 All right, look

00:49:01.920 Check this out

00:49:02.560 Unk told me you wanted a PS1

00:49:04.580 The last matter he played with Michael Vick on the cover

00:49:06.240 Which is matter O2

00:49:07.380 However

00:49:08.460 Unk

00:49:09.880 We upgrading you now, bro

00:49:11.360 Open your eyes

00:49:11.900 I got you a fucking PS5, Unk

00:49:13.620 Oh, I've been moving this all my life

00:49:15.800 Yeah

00:49:17.880 Yeah, I couldn't see it

00:49:19.760 My peripheral vision is out

00:49:21.100 Oh, that's

00:49:21.540 I've been moving this all my life

00:49:22.680 So now I'm a gamer

00:49:23.980 It's fake, for sure

00:49:25.180 It's definitely not fake

00:49:26.160 You're talking for it, baby

00:49:26.900 What happened right now is that he scammed you

00:49:28.600 Because this console has like five games

00:49:30.920 Oof

00:49:31.520 No, no, no

00:49:31.900 It does not, Unk

00:49:32.520 It has five games and that's it

00:49:34.380 Unk, Unk, Unk

00:49:35.040 Tomorrow we're on Madden

00:49:36.140 2K

00:49:36.960 And Fortnite

00:49:37.840 And then what?

00:49:40.360 Dick

00:49:40.580 Squat up

00:49:41.100 And then what?

00:49:42.080 Dick

00:49:42.360 And then I'm gonna get you a PC

00:49:43.680 Like that one over there

00:49:44.780 Yeah

00:49:45.120 You like it?

00:49:47.240 Bonk, I got you a PS5, bro

00:49:48.660 He's so sad

00:49:49.860 He loves it

00:49:50.760 Aw, I got five games to play

00:49:52.800 Damn

00:49:54.300 Aw, man

00:49:55.360 Squat up tomorrow

00:49:56.360 I really thought he does so

00:49:59.060 Oh, I appreciate this, Aiden

00:50:00.780 I got you, brother

00:50:01.720 Yeah, I've never in my life had something so expensive

00:50:03.940 No way

00:50:04.700 Damn

00:50:06.740 You can have Savannah if you want to

00:50:08.560 Fuck you

00:50:09.520 Bitch

00:50:10.740 Do you want her?

00:50:12.640 My bad, I'm sorry

00:50:13.380 Do you want her?

00:50:14.940 What?

00:50:15.420 I was just joking, yo

00:50:16.540 Suck my dick

00:50:18.280 Which one?

00:50:19.580 Okay

00:50:19.940 Oh, you want that?

00:50:21.080 It's yours, Unk

00:50:21.760 Yeah

00:50:22.140 I got you

00:50:22.700 Aw

00:50:23.060 Cause I can play for this six hours

00:50:24.760 You should make sure it works

00:50:25.760 I can't fuck up for six hours

00:50:26.760 I can play this for six

00:50:28.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:50:29.600 Fortnite six hours

00:50:31.100 Yeah

00:50:32.040 You should see if it works

00:50:34.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:50:35.480 If it don't work

00:50:38.260 He gonna be all kind of piece of shits in the morning

00:50:40.420 On TikTok

00:50:41.040 Instagram

00:50:42.160 YouTube

00:50:42.920 And everything

00:50:43.560 I got a big following too, man

00:50:45.200 Yeah, fuck him

00:50:45.620 He ain't the only motherfucker with a big fuck

00:50:47.120 Who, me?

00:50:48.220 Yeah, don't let that guy out there

00:50:49.400 Don't let that motherfucker work in the morning

00:50:51.200 Yeah, yeah

00:50:52.140 Then I'm gonna call Vegas PD

00:50:54.220 And say I bought it for him

00:50:55.900 I know the chief, so

00:50:57.220 You call me

00:50:58.580 Then I'll call them

00:50:59.600 Yeah, there you go

00:51:00.420 Unk, I got you though for life

00:51:02.800 Already, my name

00:51:03.920 Already, my guy

00:51:05.400 Come on, man

00:51:05.760 We can cut the cameras off

00:51:06.920 And let's go party

00:51:08.820 And send these two Sallys back where they belong

00:51:11.280 God damn get on by today

00:51:13.140 Where do they belong, Unk?

00:51:15.300 Where y'all get them from

00:51:16.560 They won't tell me where they got them from

00:51:19.300 I know they ain't walked up here on their own

00:51:21.960 On their own, Nicole

00:51:24.640 You came on your own, Nicole

00:51:25.840 I thought he was in the streets

00:51:27.720 That's why I thought he was in there

00:51:28.720 Yeah, me too

00:51:29.300 Oh my god

00:51:30.660 I thought the same thing

00:51:32.100 I'm not from the streets

00:51:33.280 I thought you liked it

00:51:35.040 Go down to Tropicana

00:51:35.840 And fucking

00:51:36.720 Realistically

00:51:37.840 I'm probably gonna gamble

00:51:39.260 A little more for the stream

00:51:40.100 Yeah

00:51:40.460 You can call this number

00:51:41.140 Or whatever

00:51:41.480 Oh

00:51:42.500 Don't

00:51:43.040 Spirit and Rhino

00:51:43.640 Actually, great

00:51:44.540 Shout out Spirit and Rhino

00:51:45.720 Great girls

00:51:46.460 Say, what's the name of that bus?

00:51:48.720 Oh

00:51:48.920 Alright

00:51:49.420 The fan bus?

00:51:50.320 Yeah

00:51:50.480 I will

00:51:50.840 Call it the fan bus

00:51:52.340 The fan bus

00:51:52.920 I know, I know

00:51:54.260 I was on the fan bus

00:51:56.800 Yeah, no, you deserve it, bro

00:51:58.660 You did a good talk

00:51:59.360 Thank you

00:51:59.720 I just don't wanna

00:52:02.360 That sounds like a porn thing

00:52:04.700 The reason why is tomorrow

00:52:06.020 Tomorrow the stream starts later

00:52:07.560 So

00:52:08.280 Right, that's what I'm saying

00:52:10.640 So

00:52:10.940 What's the plan for tomorrow?

00:52:12.580 Basketball or nah?

00:52:15.260 Oh, I'm not gonna even tell you guys

00:52:16.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:52:17.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:52:18.120 Yeah

00:52:18.740 Keep it a surprise

00:52:19.920 You're gonna

00:52:21.780 You're gonna lose

00:52:23.200 Yeah, no more gay shit tomorrow

00:52:28.680 No more gay shit

00:52:29.580 Promise

00:52:29.840 Cause I'm

00:52:32.540 I left my mace

00:52:33.640 You know

00:52:34.940 You don't gotta worry about it

00:52:35.720 Yeah, I'll mace with you motherfuckers

00:52:37.140 They stealing that motherfuckers now?

00:52:39.180 Cute

00:52:39.400 Oh, someone

00:52:40.000 Say hi to Zavi

00:52:41.140 What's up, Zavi?

00:52:42.740 Zavi wants you to just do that

00:52:44.100 What's up, Zavi?

00:52:45.700 No, read what Zavi said

00:52:46.720 Yeah, read it

00:52:47.460 Just tell these bitches

00:52:49.280 They need to leave, nigga

00:52:51.300 Say

00:52:55.860 I'm guessing that's really fucked up

00:53:05.760 He said that I did

00:53:07.860 Yeah, well, fuck Zavi

00:53:08.940 Yeah, my nigga

00:53:09.940 Tell me

00:53:11.800 If you don't pay for this, you're doing it wrong

00:53:13.160 I'm gonna have a hot bitch in his life

00:53:14.780 If you don't pay for this, you're doing it wrong

00:53:17.040 Trust me

00:53:17.460 What?

00:53:18.280 If you don't pay for this, you're doing it wrong

00:53:19.760 I'm gonna call Machine Gun Kelly over here

00:53:22.980 He's my manager

00:53:24.580 Agent

00:53:25.220 Oh, okay

00:53:25.940 Agent, yeah

00:53:26.640 Nah, for the ladies

00:53:27.660 It was a really pleasure to meet you guys

00:53:28.860 Honestly, thank you guys so much for coming up

00:53:30.580 Marina, Aiden

00:53:31.280 Nice to meet you

00:53:32.000 Appreciate you

00:53:33.160 Unc, go ahead

00:53:34.460 Hi, Sally

00:53:35.480 No

00:53:36.080 I'm Miss Savannah

00:53:37.160 Pleasure to meet you

00:53:39.320 Yes, ma'am

00:53:40.500 Go ahead, Unc

00:53:41.280 Yep, yep

00:53:41.720 Marina

00:53:42.460 Thank you for having me

00:53:44.160 Yes, ma'am

00:53:44.940 Thank you

00:53:45.220 I call the girls of that

00:53:48.520 You know, I fuck with Miss NDA

00:53:49.880 You know why?

00:53:50.540 Why?

00:53:50.880 Because I make these girls sign NDAs

00:53:52.680 You know why?

00:53:54.360 No, no, no

00:53:54.920 Yeah, because

00:53:55.820 I mean, this is for a stream

00:53:57.220 That's the whole point of the time before

00:53:58.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:53:59.380 But what I'm saying is

00:53:59.920 Because you know a lot of girls

00:54:00.960 Guys too

00:54:01.860 They can come out and make false accusations about people

00:54:04.120 You know, that aren't true

00:54:04.880 Look what happened to Tim

00:54:05.720 Like you're gay?

00:54:07.660 Shit, that's not false

00:54:08.580 We might come out like that

00:54:10.000 Because I kiss them

00:54:12.300 I mean, it can't be false, right?

00:54:13.880 Oh, no

00:54:14.200 We're not going to talk about it

00:54:15.020 I'm just going to leave

00:54:15.700 All right

00:54:17.060 I'm going downstairs

00:54:17.780 Oh, yeah

00:54:18.820 Everybody out

00:54:19.460 It's time to get out more

00:54:21.580 Yeah

00:54:21.960 Oh, my God

00:54:23.040 He danced at me twice

00:54:24.040 I'm going

Adin Live - August 10, 2023

Adin Ross Helps XQC & Charleston White Get Girlfriends FULL DATE

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