Adin Ross & Iann Dior do the SSB Handshake! (HE GOT MAD)
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Summary
In this episode of the Podcast, we have a special guest on the pod, my boy ian. He is a rapper, singer, songwriter, producer, and all-around good dude and I'm so happy to have him on the podcast!
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as well thank you so so much yeah but the reward i would offer you guys you wouldn't like uh yeah
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what's your reward stand up oh we have to do the ssb shake come here ian stand up i got your back
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i got your back and you don't worry i got your all right so i'm gonna teach you the ssb shake
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it's nice simple and easy first thing you're gonna do is look at the camera and say ssb on top
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what does that mean the camera's right here okay say ssb ssb on top on top yes okay you ready yeah okay
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yo yo what the flag on the plane flag on the plane what do you mean i saw a little uh
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ass grab an axe over there too much bro my bad my bad i'm calling the flag on the plane i'm calling
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it wait was that actually too you know what you don't have to go where you going that was weird
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it was yeah that was pretty weird like actually i'm disappointed in you aiden for real i'm telling
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your mom she's probably in this room right now hi aiden's mom dm me bro what the
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fuck dude same thing just sitting out here my bad i don't think i want to do good yeah i'm good
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i'm good all right bro yeah yeah my bad bro sorry about that
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you okay so what's up yo all right so um do we actually might break this record
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i'm we're gonna break it oh that's insane bro holy shit we might double it to be honest okay
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that's really hard hey hey anything is possible if you believe i like you a lot dude you're actually
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a good guy his energy's good as i like your energy so talk to me um what's your real name my real
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name is golden no your actual name my real name is golden landis von jones no way yes that's your
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that's your first name for real my parents wait he's 17 wait why are they spending 17 are you 17 years
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old no i'm 20 i just look like i'm 17 oh thank god you scared me bro yeah don't worry we're good okay
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um so um so introduce you so sorry bro my bad bro this head rush is crazy yeah i forgot you
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hit the button yeah um yeah okay all right so cool uh chat i do want to take the time out and
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just say what's going on with everybody we've been live for about 30 minutes now uh they have a studio
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session about an hour we're going to do something really cool ian 17 okay guys relax are you 17 can
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you guys stop fucking typing that in the chat only 17 i know 17 38 yeah babe nope no all right i'm like
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okay okay so hold on a second hold on um okay here let's do this so first of all chat i know a lot of
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you guys are not following me so everyone at that fall button all right right now now look i'm gonna
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test your energy level all right now you see what that person just did subscribe with prime subscribe
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with prime they there's so many people in here that have amazon prime right you have amazon prime i'm
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sure of course everybody does they can literally click subscribe and sub for free with amazon prime
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tell these motherfuckers to do that it's so easy just tell them just go subscribe with amazon prime
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look you see all these subs coming in right now yeah go subscribe with amazon bro can you guys stop
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stop spamming dots bitch all right anyways um look at all these fucking subs appreciate everybody
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following right now we're gonna uh oh okay cool cool cool um so we're about to um plug my boy ian's
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instagram right here ian do you are we're about to actually watch your song next we'll do that next
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and then uh we'll watch some shit i want to watch the chanel video we'll do that so shout out to
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ian here's golden shit right here man you're actually really close to a milli holy
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fuck yeah we might get that today yep yep everyone make sure you guys uh plug up with uh golden and ian
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shit um yeah you got allergies allergies yeah yeah yeah allergies um
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okay do you want to uh watch one of your videos right now or like
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about if i'm being like really like uh i i feel like okay let's talk about what happened before
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i'm really sorry you didn't like that it was cool bro everything good
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do you like do you feel some type of way about it no no no i feel like you want to like hurt me or
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some shit no no i would never want to hurt you bro okay you want to stay still like you don't want
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to leave and you like you're happier you know yeah i'm happy as fuck okay okay cool cool
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yeah got you like that point right after okay bet bet um okay cool um chat freestyle text to
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speech reactive videos which one do you guys want to see first relax with the dots bro you guys gotta
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calm the fuck down what do the dots mean basically they just troll me okay they literally mean nothing
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oh like crickets yeah well not even it's because supposedly it's whenever i'm being cringed they
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do it oh yeah yeah yeah so you get that a lot or what no okay
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happens to the best of us yeah yeah yeah whatever you guys put in that that
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shit that shit is like i feel it like that's what i'm saying
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i'm usually not like this i swear holy shit bro you all itchy and shit not itchy i'm just like
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i don't know i don't know bro not itchy for she just scratch his whole face yeah
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okay um yeah you i'm good okay i feel like i'm gucci we'll do text speech for a little bit
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you guys gotta just uh you guys gotta just make sure that you guys are going crazy with these this tts
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all right drink some water yeah you can hear my voice um
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i don't know what it is oh you drink it's a fresh bottle no not i'm good
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i think our food's here actually too oh chick-fil-a time yeah yeah um here i'll ask one of my boys to
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grab it a second i guess i'm gonna grab it okay can one of y'all grab the chick-fil-a thank you
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he didn't like that to be shake yeah i know that so yeah we're not gonna do that anymore
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um yeah texas beach is currently on you guys could uh donate right now
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um and it'll pop up it's ten dollars make sure you guys have an x which point donate
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it's ten dollars and uh you guys can make a message pop up we'll do this for a little bit
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because i know they're on a little time but you're going to the studio right
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okay so yeah and where are you going out there to this art exhibit okay cool cool oh you're into
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art bro that's cool what kind of art ian what up puerto rico in the house someone said what up
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puerto rican in the house you know that is puerto rican in the house yeah yeah i'm puerto rican
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oh you are yeah you golden tell keegan i miss his cute ass
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that's oh tell keegan oh he's around the corner somewhere hey bz
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ian amd golden i have beats for you heart somebody said they miss you
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i don't know his name is connor someone named connor it was just a random yo ian do you have any
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music with juice world do you have any music with juice world um no i do not bro they're gonna spam
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that like that's aiden's brother watch y'all like i know my channel orio aiden is a minor
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oh my god bro like i already know what i hope you didn't pay a lot for that
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shit past harica well aiden i heard you say no earlier you're not from pittsburgh don't let me
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catch you yes yes by the way in and 24 both cute mute this really quick just come closer to where my
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aiden see there you go case on case on in the building but bro he's not we're not related bro
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i promise you got what you have a bust down show your bust down that ain't called me what's down boys
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oh thank you sir you got your nuggets i'm letting y'all swag out i'm letting y'all swag out
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all right bro i think these nuggets right here it's all you would you order oh i actually got
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something else don't worry about it i had to play last night i had a shitty ass uh sandwich in here
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yeah i wrote on my chat what time is it for you motherfuckers wait somebody donate a hundred
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dollars no fucking way that's cap i put donations back on and i'll bust this down with you if you
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want on twitch hi aiden i am from israel and i woke up at 4 a.m especially to watch your streams
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because you always make my day overall just because i love you 24k cox in my ass aiden
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me daddy s-n-a-g-g-g-y-y-y-y-y-y-moo blood trail 24 golden let me out of the bathroom
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oh stop with that shit bro yo aiden's please don't donate and say shit like that bro seriously
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he's a skinny bald motherfucking there's nobody in my basement hey aiden i know you get a lot of
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emails a day but could you please check your inbox would mean a lot to me smiley face aiden wake up
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you've been in a coma for a year what aiden wake up mom misses your god is watching yo mb10
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aiden def hard right now i'm not i promise you i'm not i swear to god on my all my life i'm not
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fucking weirdos in the chat bro i'm a sophomore in high school and i failed hella classes third
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quarter i tried your march speech and tried streaming and it didn't really work out i have no clue what to
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do you know what i mean like yo everybody go crazy with my life but golden and ian i used hell of your
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songs for fortnite montages yeah it is a w can you touch his ass again and rub the other guy's braids
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with her mouth wow that is fucking crazy bro that is fucking insane can you fuck me while you comb in
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my all gold and have my kids daddy yo mb10 thanks for the five gifted subs bro ian and goldie and y'all go af can i get a yu
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hh yeah yeah cool very nice very nice yo 24k we used to play the purge on roblox remember
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yo ian i've always wanted to pull on your dreads and slob your worm dick
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jesus why you always in the mood i'm trying to suck up a dude sounds like a personal problem
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eldorado was fire keep up the good work golden thanks man i appreciate that
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all right chat we'll do a little bit more of this shit they uh they clearly don't really give
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the demon on stream who's matched the demon i have no idea who that is
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oh my god bro hey i'm ian in 24 i'm a 14 year old entrepreneur intern at a mit startup and former ted
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speaker i'm developing an nft startup and we've raised that's what's up we're gonna break the
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fucking record bro what a hundred thousand 29.367 bro bro there's no way we break the
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fucking record right now bro i want to play with daddy ian's braids so bad holy sexy guy make me hard