Adin Ross Introduces Adam22 & Lena The Plug To N3ON
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Summary
In this episode, the guys are joined by their good friend, neon, as they discuss a wide range of topics, including: 1. How do virgins get pussy? 2. Is it better than sex? 3. Should you fuck virgins? 4. What is the difference between virgins and women? 5. Is sex better than marriage? 6. How much money is worth in the afterlife? 7. How many virgins should you fuck?
Transcript
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whatever happens again all right neon's here neon's here neon put your camera on neon i asked
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lenna and i asked adam he called you an ins neon put your camera on neon put your camera on neon
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i uh i threw you an alley oop oh you did yeah put your camera on bro i'm gonna tell you face to
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face man a man all right so lenna this is this is my buddy neon hi he's of age i promise
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so um neon go ahead and smile leave leave so what's up neon my nice to meet you my boy my boy neon here
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you know he he's a great guy you know he just hasn't had the fortune enough to have sex yet
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you know but he's ready i'm waiting for the perfect girl to be honest yeah yeah neon what are your
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standards again i think i think you're the perfect one me yeah why me i don't know you just look
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beautiful to me um i have a question um mr adam yeah what the fuck is wrong with you bro
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like are you like genuinely okay in that like genuine question bro are you fucking psycho
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what what is the thing that you think makes me psycho i mean you let your wife literally get
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trained by a black guy bro like are you fucking stupid it's just one guy it's not really a train
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hold on let's backtrack neon really quick look at those three virgins in the back just smiling
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fucking virgins fuck you listen hold on neon this is not bro because i'm gonna know i'm gonna be
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honest i'm a muslim and i don't fuck with this shit dead ass that's why i'm a virgin i'm waiting for
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marriage and i don't fuck with this so allah told you to not get any pussy or what or did you read it
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yo neon i don't know who in their right mind is fucking you first off second off if i wanted to
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i could dizzy fuck your bitch i put that on my mother's life wallahi fuck you i don't think you
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got it in you yeah i don't got it in me i will beat your ass bro you won't yeah okay all right bro
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so um lena do you think i look good be honest no i'm not down i just saw this whole interaction
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play out and i was like definitely not fucking this guy hold on back up everyone back the fuck up
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neon hold on real quick you know before you got in here adam said you know he would he would have
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considered it but now it's probably never gonna happen yeah neon i'm sorry in that case i apologize
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uh sir but if you're super religious well don't we like need to be married and stuff i mean we can
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get married who gives a fuck about this guy on the top we're already married i mean it's obviously not
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lasting look at this guy bro he's probably gonna die like before he's 50 bro yo you think you're a more
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high value male than me uh no shit i'm rich i'm religious i'm a good kid rich you're 19
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oh yeah yeah i don't think so yeah i'm gonna go out on a limb and say i have a higher net worth
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than you unless you've got really really lucky don't care you're gonna burn in hell you have
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literally no morals your wife's a whore i said it i don't give a fuck there is no hell okay i'm
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gonna do great in the afterlife and my wife is a beautiful queen neon okay cool so you really
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think that her value i think you're actually that dramatically entering her besides my own
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huh you really think that one cock entering her depleted her value that dramatically
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i can assure you it wasn't that big a deal i mean it wasn't yeah it wasn't that big yeah letting
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your wife get trained by a 10 inch fucking i can't see that word but yeah i don't know bro like
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all right i'm just like fucked up i don't know what's going on bro he was gonna drop a hard r oh
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yeah i know what kind of guy you are now can we where's the where's the kick mods he was gonna say
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wait neon you were why you're weird for even thinking that are you racist bro i saw your mouth
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forming the hard r yeah i mean i'll say it right now i don't give a fuck i'm nothing losing life
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brush up all right everybody just i'm fresh and fit everybody you know just take it back a notch
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you know look i need to do it but neon there's a thing b b b you know i i understand you may not
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you know i don't really agree with them either but there's other ways of going at it you know
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so neon you know other way i got love for adam you know i've done it for years neon he used my first
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podcast ever that popped off you know what don't you think you should worry about getting some
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pussy before you start judging i could if i want to fuck you in your shitty podcast
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suck my dick with your mother's lips fuck you i don't care bro you've never even gotten your dick
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sucked you're not allowed to use that insult you have no fucking life experience oh god i have but
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all right waiting on okay now talk about sex i actually want to know neon you see you neon told me
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chat you've been talking to this girl you actually fucked her uh no i'm working on it
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oh she did she go to another school i graduated retard right okay you have such a punchable face
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i want to kill you bro i swear to god bro it's like you have all these dreams you want to fuck my
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girl you want to beat me up but in reality you're a virgin with a trash bag hanging over your window
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in your trash bag bro god damn it dude you live with your parents you fucking scumbag yo you motherfucker
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you piece of shit you know what let up yeah i don't know what you're laughing at but you're
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like 50 years old you're obviously a creep i don't care i said it bro i'm 39 and i've really made
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something out of myself in life yeah yeah yeah no one's watching that shitty fucking podcast you have
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to get your girl fucked because that podcast was dead it was dead it was dead than me when i
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kicked my tumor fuck you what the fuck neon all right all right his best attempt at dissing me is to
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like misquote my age all right neon um it's not work so look your wife is obviously embarrassed
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to you bro i don't know bro you're just pathetic bro i'm gonna be honest yeah how come she posted
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tiktoks of us getting married you scumbag i'm in your head i'm 18 years old you piece of shit why
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am i in your head bro you're like 40 get a grip of your fucking life you loser all right all right
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so neon before i remove you just before i do adam hold on because i have to keep this kid around yeah
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i have to add the next person here neon i have to ask you can stay but i just have to ask you a
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question i'll leave it's cool no hold on adam and uh lana does he pass the you know the person to
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come and basically the next scene it is not past the vibe check no uh yeah i don't need a horse
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approval i don't care much like every other woman on earth or every other person on earth we are going
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to also choose to not have sex with this person which i assume is going to be a trend that continues
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on throughout most of your adult life all right bro whatever makes you happy man you got it bro
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i'm a virgin i'm a loser you're right bro you're right you're definitely not a 30 year old pedophile
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you're definitely not a 30 year old pedophile bro yeah it's like i'm standing in front of you and
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you're actually scared that you're gonna get beat up right now i promise you you're not doing shit to
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me i'll get you killed i know people on god i really know whoa whoa whoa neon neon take it as a threat
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chill i guarantee more murderers than you neon i'm supposed to screenshot you talking to my
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little sister i don't care whoa whoa whoa neon what the hell look even cheeser said chill
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dude cheeser my little sister yo neon i'd like to have him have a word about that what are those
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more groupies doing in the back what the fuck is wrong with you people bro those are my employees
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because i have an actual business unlike you you've done nothing with your life why is dread in this
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group chat oh my god that's the next person i was gonna add in and uh you know pretty much
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let's see him oh shit oh shit look at this what's going on i've never actually talked to dread in
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real life or met him at all i feel like we talked to dread he looks like carl alone
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yo dread how you doing what's up g nice to see you hey you too bro you too as always
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hey are you proud of me that i finally let my wife uh take a walk on the wild side
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bro i gotta give you props man that's a huge step man thank you appreciate it
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chat how you doing dread is yesterday i'll defer to her um i was super nervous uh i think i blacked out
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for a little bit and then i had a lot of fun yeah it was really fun i don't want to describe how fun
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it was because my husband's here wait could you could turn your camera off and put it back on
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yeah wait you know lana you said you blacked out you you literally blacked out i think adam made that
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same joke when i said that to him like two days ago um yeah it's so good to finally meet you i feel
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like my husband has talked about your penis more than anyone else's penis and uh yeah now you're
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here oh yeah you went black again uh there you go all right oh he's coming back again i think uh
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the thing the thing that for the people in the chat who don't know dread is generally considered to have
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the biggest penis in the game right now there's probably some challengers who are neck and neck with