Adin Live - January 22, 2023


Adin Ross & iShowSpeed Get SWATTED on Stream..


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

119.476265

Word count

949

Sentence count

77

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Toxicity

28

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

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Summary

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On today's episode, we have a special guest on the show, a police officer who's birthday is coming up on his birthday and he gets a little too excited about it. We also have a story about a birthday prank gone wrong.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Y'all weird as fuck that's all I gotta say y'all are very weird y'all are very weird y'all are 0.99
00:00:27.080 very weird bro this is my second time almost about to die over some swatting bro I can't 0.99
00:00:31.500 sit here and do a birthday stream bro chilling with some friends and family bro and y'all
00:00:36.180 sit here and say I'm and I sit here and call the freaking swat that's weird bro that's 0.80
00:00:42.440 very weird hopefully and do something bro it's not even funny bro I swear it's not funny 0.88
00:01:00.240 bro I'm getting swatted on my birthday bro I'm getting swatted on my birthday
00:01:04.940 what's that in stream or just keep doing just keep doing like no like that just roomed the 0.99
00:01:16.640 vibe bro you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good oh shit 0.96
00:01:21.960 I got it don't be weird you're good everyone's good hey guys everyone's gonna have a birthday 0.99
00:01:25.100 with my dog bro real shit everyone's gonna have a birthday with my dog 0.97
00:01:27.800 we're good bro everything's great we're good all right so what do you want to do tonight bro 0.99
00:01:41.320 what do you want to eat tonight
00:01:42.060 I got a report that we got somebody named speed here holding somebody hostage
00:01:51.080 no no no no no keep your hands right there no bro it's like a fake it's like it's like
00:01:55.040 it's like it's like it's not real he's fine we're all he's laughing right now you sure
00:01:58.720 about that no no no no no no keep your hands right there
00:02:04.460 so speed
00:02:20.680 I'm gonna put you in some handcuffs buddy 1.00
00:02:23.700 can't be taking anybody hostage
00:02:25.860 stop
00:02:27.060 oh my god
00:02:29.940 come on buddy we're just gonna wheel you out then I guess
00:02:35.060 what are you doing
00:02:36.400 what's about to happen
00:02:38.960 well we're gonna have to read you your Miranda rights sir
00:02:41.580 anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law
00:02:46.060 you do have a right to an attorney
00:02:48.420 you have an attorney
00:02:50.800 yes
00:02:51.940 do you want to call that attorney
00:02:54.180 Walter
00:02:58.100 is that your attorney's name
00:03:00.080 Walter
00:03:00.560 great
00:03:01.500 let's call Walter
00:03:02.720 Walter White
00:03:03.800 Walter White
00:03:04.560 yeah that's my buddy too
00:03:05.580 we arrested him
00:03:06.700 what are you doing like
00:03:07.780 ew
00:03:08.380 you're taking to jail man because you're holding people hostage
00:03:10.780 I'm not holding anybody hostage
00:03:12.080 that's what we got
00:03:12.900 that's what we were told man
00:03:14.440 our intel right here is my intel
00:03:15.880 they told me you're taking people hostage
00:03:17.420 get your
00:03:18.740 move
00:03:19.720 this is where I am the law
00:03:21.640 I will not move 0.98
00:03:22.640 like your juicy legs just like 1.00
00:03:25.320 yo what the fuck 1.00
00:03:27.000 like 1.00
00:03:27.320 juicy legs 0.99
00:03:27.940 yes like your 0.70
00:03:28.940 like your
00:03:30.060 ahhh
00:03:31.260 like
00:03:31.760 what are you doing with me
00:03:33.600 he's just trying to do his job
00:03:34.880 alright okay
00:03:35.680 serving and protecting sir
00:03:37.180 what are you
00:03:41.740 okay
00:03:42.260 now we gotta detain you
00:03:44.520 you can't go anywhere
00:03:45.280 we gotta make sure you're
00:03:46.220 staying right here man
00:03:52.640 you
00:04:22.640 Thank you.
00:04:52.640 We lost the handcuff keys, bro.
00:05:04.720 Sorry.
00:05:07.180 Bro, what the f...
00:05:10.080 Happy birthday, bro.
00:05:11.240 Happy birthday, dude. 1.00
00:05:12.840 You just smacked your bare booty ass. 1.00
00:05:16.240 That was funny. 1.00
00:05:18.620 Anyway, whatever.
00:05:19.400 I got those bad, dude.
00:05:21.280 I got a red-headed stepchild at home. 1.00
00:05:24.360 You didn't have to just, like, put your ass, like, oh my God. 1.00
00:05:27.940 Oh, man, things you do to feed kids, brother. 1.00
00:05:30.400 Yo.
00:05:31.220 You just, like, put, like, your...
00:05:32.880 Did you like it or no?
00:05:33.940 Yeah, I think he liked it.
00:05:34.880 I think that's why he's just reminiscing about it.
00:05:37.320 I mean, hey, it turned out to be a great birthday.
00:05:39.860 Oh, my gosh, bro.
00:05:42.220 Oh, here you go, officer.
00:05:43.920 Oh, yeah.
00:05:44.500 You can't forget this.
00:05:45.560 Yeah, get out of that, bro.
00:05:46.620 And he lost the handcuff keys.
00:05:50.080 Gosh, bro.
00:05:50.720 He lost the handcuff keys. 0.99
00:05:52.060 That is fucking traumatizing, bro. 0.99
00:05:54.140 Traumatizing, man. 1.00
00:05:59.280 You just sitting here acting like nothing.
00:06:01.080 Like, like, bro, like, that's just nothing to you.
00:06:03.540 You got these two guys just sitting here not saying a word.
00:06:06.060 Hey, give the officer back his vest.
00:06:07.960 Please get it back, bro.
00:06:08.520 Why don't you stand up?
00:06:09.060 Why are you crossing your legs like that?
00:06:10.760 Stand up.
00:06:11.340 Get these cuffs off me, dude.
00:06:13.480 You want to leave them on?
00:06:14.360 No, no, please get them off.
00:06:16.240 Get these off, please.
00:06:19.060 Get them.
00:06:21.760 Thank you.
00:06:23.300 Thank you.
00:06:25.460 Thank you.
00:06:28.200 Now you got to stand up.
00:06:29.620 Pants check.
00:06:30.980 Yeah.
00:06:34.040 Where?
00:06:35.040 Okay.
00:06:35.640 Where?
00:06:36.080 You're good, you're good.
00:06:36.680 Where?
00:06:37.060 You're good, you're good.
00:06:37.660 Where?
00:06:38.380 You're good.
00:06:39.120 Haram, stop playing on me, bro.
00:06:40.220 Come on, boy.
00:06:41.440 Come on, now. 0.87
00:06:43.140 Yeah, exactly, bro.
00:06:44.920 I am a new man now, so don't ever.
00:06:46.400 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:06:47.640 I'm a new man.
00:06:49.300 I'm a new man.
00:06:50.300 Seriously, bro.
00:06:51.080 I love it.
00:06:52.100 I don't get boners off guys anymore, bro.
00:06:54.940 Anymore?
00:06:56.500 I don't, like, I just don't.
00:06:58.700 You know, I woke up today and changed, you know? 0.98
00:07:03.940 Just fucking juicy, big, muscular thighs shaking right in front of me. 1.00
00:07:09.060 His wee-wee is just going up and down, draws on, smacking the behind of his cakes, dancing 1.00
00:07:17.160 with velocity with about maximum strength right in front of me.
00:07:21.700 Man hair is all going down his legs.
00:07:24.860 I'm staring right exactly at the artificial legs. 0.92
00:07:27.660 This is crazy, dog.
00:07:31.100 Yeah, I'm pretty sure my legs are real.
00:07:32.880 I don't know about artificial.
00:07:35.360 Like, what are you talking about, bro?
00:07:36.820 Like, what are you talking about?
00:07:40.260 That's what you're talking about.
00:07:41.340 All right, well, look.
00:07:44.240 How was your birthday so far?
00:07:45.400 One through ten.
00:07:46.960 But a lot of eventful stuff.
00:07:47.800 Ten, don't even ask him, Mr. Ten.
00:07:49.220 A lot of eventful stuff.
00:07:50.760 Again, this wasn't my idea.
00:07:52.140 Ant is the one who made it happen.
00:07:53.200 Really, Ant? 1.00
00:07:55.360 I'm going to beat your ass. 1.00