Adin Live - December 21, 2022Adin Ross & Kai Cenat Go On E-Date With A Virgin..
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the pod, my boy Kai. We talk about his life, his love life, how he met his future wife, and how he is a virgin.
Transcript
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hey what what kind of chain is that uh product chain my boy kai was telling me how much he
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really with you really wait who kai it's okay my boy ada was telling me how much he really
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yes but my boy kai explained to me how i'm like hold on i need a how he reminds me of
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dwayne wade and he you really like lebron great kai oh that let me no i'm tony parka
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i need to fix my audio a second or my i'm tony parka well i'm magic johnson so
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okay yeah don't drink tap water okay yeah how you doing i'm good how are you good good good so my
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boy kai like i said he's he's really uh nervous right now he wants to find some time some way
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to talk to you you know come off the right way so you know yeah yeah all right
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well oh hey coming to my house what's your name sweetheart i'm lamar lamar yes like gta5 lamar
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yes that's me wait lamar like lamar jackson yeah lamar odom kendrick lamar whatever you prefer
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lamar oh my god first of all let me see you how like that's a nice necklace you have on your neck
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it's pretty nice yeah illuminati confirmed okay um how how was your day today it was good
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okay okay okay okay okay okay where you from today i'm from texas really we're part of texas
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austin there you go austin austin austin with an a with an a awesome today
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okay uh boston uh i mean austin austin austin i've been to austin like twice yeah what'd you do when you
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were here i went to what is it called sixth street uh-huh uh it was like a weird experience
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i don't know what the fuck was going on there everybody's just drunk just horse shit police is
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on horses yeah welcome to texas you know you know it was it was fun and shit like that i'm from
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new york oh you're from new york have you ever been there i have i actually was just there um
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i think october you guys hear that where you was at did you hear that i was in new york city
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but like what part though um it was really close to times square okay so because i was there for
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the barstool part like the podcast barstool oh you got you got motion wait wait you you work for
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barstool no i was just on the podcast oh okay how was it the one with it was fun i had a good time
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what did you talk about um it was on the only stands um podcast so we were just talking about
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me and what i do only fans all those things what you do only fans um not as much as you would think
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um because i'm actually a virgin so i know that's probably don't
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yeah well you're a virgin i am i got up on my birkin it's working she says she
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is a virgin it's hurting she's my favorite fan she always lurking and she know i'm a man i'ma put
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that work in hold on guy i know she can't stand me i'm fancy look so i'ma bring her out when i get
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my grammy come on kai late night sex she can't find her panties i couldn't hold it in no i couldn't
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hold it in if you call me daddy stupid fucking oh my god daddy i need to see why my audio is not
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working my audio is in the air me a chat to you right now okay kai
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yes so i was saying how old are you i'm 24 24 year old virgin i respect i respect it are you saving it
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for like marriage oh wow that takes a lot of discipline i feel like and especially in this
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generation so do you think it's like hard than hard doing owest then like it gotta be hard like
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like content wise sometimes i mean there's still a lot of things like she's a child of god respect her
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but oh i see have you ever given head no no she hasn't kai have you ever like grabbed a dick
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have you ever seen a dick in pictures you've never seen a dick in real life not like in front of my
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face no i know bro honey here's my super suit hold on what the fuck is that in the background
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it's my cat oh nice pussy thanks she's really small super cute kai what you got going on bro
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the incredibles need me i'm speaking of that i gotta
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oh he disconnected no i think you know what the problem is with it are you good now you're
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you going for yeah i'm good my wife i'm good okay um shit kai my bad bro i was farting
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while you're yeah oh okay no my bad i was just farting um so um damn so wait what are you looking
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for on a guy then you know you you know you're waiting for marriage what are you looking for
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to guy uh somebody who will actually be willing to wait for marriage that's my
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that's definitely my biggest issue at the moment you know you know we are all sinners and you know
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i ain't gonna be honest who's waiting bro man oh man i'm not gonna lie man you know no things happen
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and i'm you know um yeah you know aiden work yeah things happen when they happen i um personally same
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shit like i feel like things happen when they happen but i respect you a lot because it takes a lot of
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balls you know what i'm saying yeah she definitely got more like 100 percent percent like you're exactly
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how i would want my daughter to be type shit i'm not even joking like exactly okay i don't know if
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that's okay no it's good i mean it's like i would i would want i would want that like that's what i
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see in a woman like i want that so i'm just saying like you know real shit like i fuck with you like
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you cool as fuck um what's it called though um so can i see the
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the what the outfit of the day oh yeah a little fit check fit check fit check nothing too much just
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um i really like camping i love doing like adventure stuff i just was on
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um almost a month-long trip with my church camp like my church group friends people we went like
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on a huge road trip all the way up to virginia and back lots of fun so i don't know i like just
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like disconnecting from the internet and going to do my own shit so you like to you like to camp
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i was like no i don't get it do you do you watch football
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no i don't okay okay i'm not a big sport person all right so what do you what do you do for fun
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what are your hobbies is she wait hold on she said church so are you christian catholic
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i'm more of like a non-denominational catholic now but i was raised like extremely catholic
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gotcha yeah it's like catholic christian it's like in between
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do you do you smoke weed okay do you drink oh i drink oh she drinks oh she drinks i was
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gonna say you ask what i like to do drink what's your favorite type of alcohol um tequila specifically
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mezcal mezcal's a good i never i don't hear that frequently a lot mezcal on the rocks that's
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my go-to hold on do you like resposado i do okay it's what it's repressado repressado no
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repressado repressado repressado you're like repressado repressado repressado let me get a
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repressado see that repressado he he rolled he rolled the oh
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there we go wait so your name is lamar what is what does lamar mean
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um it means like which language because it means a couple things in different languages
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may i ask okay so because i've asked my parents this multiple times because i'm like why the
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did you name me lamar like out of all things why so why did they name you lamar my mom's like oh
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because i thought it was really pretty it means like the c latin spanish
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they named you the right name because what your name is lamar i'm franklin let's make a movie
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i love that kai fuck if you talk about lentil with the five gift thank you so much bro
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love that kai love it um yeah so look um let's play a game shall we okay i do like games
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all right um serious i don't want to say okay um i don't have a game to play oh that's that was
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weird but look though i know i'm sorry bro i just i'm i'm feeling her vibe so i want her to go to
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the nba finals so um i'm moving her to the nba finals wait kai wait what so me and you are in a
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desert okay no not you kai like are you on like are you on a deserted island no like so look so
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look you like to camp me and you decide fuck it as friends let's go on a camping trip with a bunch
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of other people okay but but it really me and you get kind of like off balance uh not off balance but
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like we end up on our own i don't know we get stranded in the fucking desert me and you okay okay
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i didn't ask for this to happen you'd ask for this happen like fuck okay so a very very very venomous
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snake strolls and slithers along the the deserted uh sand the snake happens to
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no i wasn't gonna say that guy because by the time it got up to there
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i feel like you would have known right right right i wasn't gonna say that yeah yeah i wasn't gonna say
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that you know yeah and it's not gonna like go all the way up your leg right and get to it right
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right right at least your dick is like on the floor right right it's not like yeah yeah exactly
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oh the snake slithers in okay continue yes it's a fucking anaconda viper and remember snake it
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strikes out of 60 feet degrees and shit like that it bites his dick venom is in his dick okay yeah
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the venom is his dick the only way he could get it out is if you suck it are you sucking his dick
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he has no ambulance no nothing if you don't suck his dick he's dead what you're doing i mean
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depending on how stranded we are even if i were to suck your dick to even somewhat save you i'd maybe
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that didn't answer my question i mean i said if i were to suck your dick i'd buy you five minutes so
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i mean hey five minutes is five minutes we could fucking do something if you're dying you're dying
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why would i do that oh wait so you're i don't know what to put as this
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oh my god are you idiot you stupid fuck oh my god i'm just making the owner of this