Adin Live - November 07, 2022Adin Ross & Kai Cenat Go on E-Dates w⧸ IG Models! (Full Stream)
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1 hour and 49 minutes
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179.42242
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132
Summary
In this episode, we have our first guest on the pod, Woochilla! We talk about a variety of topics and topics related to sex, dating, and other interesting topics. Also, we talk about the upcoming trip to Houston, TX with our good friend Riz God!
Transcript
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Yo, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I've been on stream with you before, that's why.
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Oh, so you just keep running back when I, when we get away,
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when we go away too far, you just keep coming back, huh?
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I just, in the moment, you feel what I'm saying?
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or a shirt, or some s***, I just don't want them-
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You know what I'm saying? Look, it's different for me,
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for the love of God himself, you know what I'm saying,
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Cause I will be knocking on your door first thing tomorrow,
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like just, I don't know, keep staring at them, is that alright?
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You know it was my birthday the other day, you been alright?
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I'm gonna keep looking, cause I don't want them to come out, the fuck?
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I actually want to come to Houston, you gotta show me around.
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You know, if I come to Houston, my friend's coming to Houston too.
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Do you have any fine, young, nice, beautiful woman like yourself?
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Me and my Kai, me and my boy Kai can take a little trip to Houston, Texas.
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People don't really dance like that, so I don't think it's that fun.
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Like Miami is probably, maybe Miami is like number one.
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Don't be biased because I know you're from Houston.
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Okay, I haven't been to the others, but I'll probably say Houston probably.
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What's the place that's like, they got like, it's called like, Fifth Ave?
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Like, it's a certain avenues of Strip and it's got mad shit going on.
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You might be talking about like Fifth Ward or Third Ward or something like that.
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But like, I don't know if Houston like that well, but probably something like that.
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Yo, is this shit with the horses and mad drunk people in bars?
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I mean, but like, it's just kind of like, it's scary.
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I had a bad experience, but I've been in Houston before.
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He's Jewish, you're Jewish, and you guys should be Jewish together.
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But I also have like a cute little mitzvah moose too, and he lights up.
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I grew up in like Delaware, but I live in California, so-
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I mean like, I'm an East Coast girl, but now I feel like I love LA.
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I'm like angry East Coasters, you know what I mean?
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Like we're like heart and passion, and now I'm like living in LA, and I'm drinking juices,
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Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done
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Kai, just- Kai, just- Kai, give me the baton after.
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Wait, why does anybody think I'm- Okay, I gotta get a different cup.
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I was drinking- I know, I know, it's the- Bro, what the fuck?
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Nah, me and Kai were drinking every day for the past four days straight, so.
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Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai, the watch would match the coffee, by the way.
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Nah, I- Me and Kai were drinking every day for the past four days straight, so.
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Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai, the watch would match the coffee, by the way.
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I like dressed it up up top, but you know, I had to like put a couple sweats on, so.
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Remember, we gotta show the backside of the robe.
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Put the sweater fully on so I can see how it fits the shoulders.
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So, how long have you been in LA for, you said?
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What do you mean you're just going to eat like that?
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Um, so, um, so you've had relationships before.
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You said you, you know, you, you, you date both.
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Like, we gotta be able to watch football together on the weekend.
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Chad, do you guys just try to date guys or girls?
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I didn't watch the last two nights, but I'm also big.
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But you're putting him in the top three right now.
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Donovan Mitchell's playing better than Booker this season.
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I'll also say, you're catching me at the worst part.
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So, everybody thinks it's the Eagles and I just don't think that's the case.
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I think they're gonna, I think they're gonna flop.
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I think they're gonna make it to like the NFC East.
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And I hate to say it, but I think it's gonna be the Bills.
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I mean, the Eagles are gonna, they've been like way too inconsistent the last few games.
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And in the beginning of the season, the Eagles didn't really play any like good teams.
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But to be fair, I was an old school Patriots fan.
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Because like, to be fair, I don't want to be the girl that's like, oh my God, everybody
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thinks she likes the Patriots just because Brady, which isn't true.
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But what if, what if like we're dating and like, we're happily married and shit.
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And then you just like wonder, like, I'm not going to lie.
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Can we like bring somebody into the bedroom together?
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No, Aiden, have you, have you ever had a threesome?
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Nah, I mean, nah, I mean like, I mean like, I'm not just putting it out there and shit
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like, I'm just saying like, you feel what I'm saying?
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Like people don't say like, it's good to try new things and shit like that.
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My boy Aiden, sometimes he wanted to have a threesome.
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But, um, like, you know, like say another girl, say like you guys meet, you guys kick
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in, another girl come and meet them and shit like that.
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I think it's a mutual agreement type of thing, you know?
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Like if she's hitting on one of us at the bar, she has to also be hitting on the other.
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Gotta be like a fair and balanced playing field when we get home.
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Um, let me ask you, cause I'll answer this too.
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If you don't want to answer, you don't have to answer.
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And, and, uh, what do you, um, what do you, um, what's it called?
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Like, I don't want to set you up with something that's not going to be fun at the end of the
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Why are you texting Aiden the next day and being like, he, I didn't get it.
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Like you got a friend that maybe like one day, listen, one day if we all want to go on
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like a trip to like Mexico, we're like, yes, you know what I'm saying?
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Like Turks and you say that, but we need to do it.
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Answer this carefully, but realistically, like, think about this one.
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Who's better than LeBron James and Michael Jordan of all time?
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I think he likes, I think, I think he likes LeBron.
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So fun fact, my great grandfather was a professional basketball player.
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He played for the Philadelphia Spas, which was the team before the team before the 76ers.
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I think it was S-P-H-A-S or something like that.
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I can't remember how you spell it, but there's like article clips about him.
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So my thing is, Michael Jordan and LeBron played in totally different eras.
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If you put them up against each other, do I like kind of think LeBron would beat his ass?
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But if you look at like Michael when he was playing versus LeBron over the course of his
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career, I think, I think Michael has just had a overall like crazy career.
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Michael went and played baseball for a little, but like, I'm just saying.
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I'm going to interrupt you there because what you're saying is facts.
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Michael Jordan had more of an impact on the game than anyone ever.
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Michael Jordan never had a goal against a 73 and nine Golden State Warriors after they
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The, um, uh, Dennis, um, uh, Draymond Green, a simplified version of Dennis Rodman.
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Um, Sean Livingston, a middle range specialist.
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He never went against the best coach team of all time.
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Greg Popovich's first, the greatest triangular offense ever.
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Tim Duncan's fundamental basketball, Tony Parker's athletic playmaking and scoring.
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And last but not least, you can't forget Ginobili and quiet letter as a young stud.
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And then you were forgetting about the Celtics team, Pierce, Garnett, Ray Allen, one of the
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Um, and then you're also forget about the Mavericks team.
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Like I love the sports knowledge, like that big turn on, but great, great, great, great.
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If you put them up against each other, LeBron wins every day.
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How can you say all those names without Leonardo Barbosa, nigga?
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One of the greatest people to ever plus the fucking basketball, nigga.
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It was a pleasure talking to you and I will see you in the finals.
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My boy Kai was telling me how much he really fucks with you.
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So my boy Kai, like I said, he's, he's really nervous right now.
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He wants to find some time, some way to talk to you, you know, come off the right way.
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Lamar Odom, Kendrick Lamar, whatever you prefer.
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First of all, let me tell you how, like, that's a nice necklace.
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Lamar Odom, Kendrick Lamar, whatever you prefer.
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First of all, let me tell you how, like, that's a nice necklace you have on your neck.
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I actually was just there, um, I think October, November.
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Because I was there for the Barstool part, like the podcast.
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So we were just talking about me and what I do, OnlyFans, all those things.
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Look, so I'mma bring her out when I get my Grammy.
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So do you think it's like hard doing Owef then?
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Sometimes I mean there's still a lot of things I can do.
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Hold on what the fuck is that in the background?
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Nah I think you know what the problem is with the...
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So wait what are you looking for in a guy then?
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Somebody who will actually be willing to wait for marriage.
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That's definitely my biggest issue at the moment.
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You know you know we are all sinners and you know I ain't gonna...
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That's definitely my biggest issue at the moment.
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You know you know we are all sinners and you know I ain't gonna...
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You know you know things happen and I'm you know um.
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I personally same shit like I feel like things happen when they happen.
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But I respect you a lot because it takes a lot of balls.
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Like you're exactly how I'd want my daughter to be.
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So I'm just saying like you know real shit like I fuck with you.
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We went like on a huge road trip all the way up to Virginia and back.
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I like just like disconnecting from the internet and going to do my own shit.
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I'm more of like a non-denominational Catholic now.
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I was going to say you asked what I like to do.
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Cause it means a couple of things in different languages.
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Cause I've asked my parents this multiple times.
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Cause I'm like, why the fuck did you name me Lamar?
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My mom's like, oh, but just thought it was really pretty.
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Fuck if you talk about Lentile with the five gifted.
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Like, are you on like, are you on a deserted island?
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Let's go on a camping trip with a bunch of other people.
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And really, me and you get kind of like, off balance.
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Uh, not off balance, but like, we end up on our own.
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So, a very, very, very venomous snake strolls and slithers along the deserted, uh, sand.
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Cause by the time it got up to there, I feel like you would have known.
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And it's not going to like go all the way up your leg.
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The only way he could get it out is if you suck it.
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I mean, depending on how stranded we are, even if I were to suck your dick to even
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somewhat save you, I'd maybe buy you five minutes.
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I mean, I said, if I were to suck your dick, I'd buy you five minutes.
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So you're, I don't know what it to put as this.
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I just moved to LA and look, I don't, I don't got a shorty.
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I see you guys got the, you know, e-dates going on.
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Kai, whatever, whatever you do, whatever you do, Nadia, do not read out my full name,
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Am I hearing that you guys don't know how to rise up?
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Nadia, do you want me to tell them to put their full name in their Discord name?
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Um, I mean, we're already past first and last name.
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Me and you were supposed to go on a date to Nobu.
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First of all, so you curved SQC and you went to Aiden.
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I'm from Florida, but I live in LA right now, too.
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I just want to like, you know, make sure that everything is good.
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Um, I was watching the stream for like two minutes before I got on and I heard that Nadia's
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Ant's picking up by the throat and gonna squeeze.
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Ant has to do everything because you're a bitch.
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You might have walked in the crib with your friend and you not thinking this is a two man.
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I actually haven't really been around much in LA.
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So I'm going back to Florida for like three days for Christmas.
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And then I'll be back if you want to do anything.
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Cause I have a couple of events lined up if you want to come with.
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This is like an A and B thing though, you know?
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come in you gotta bring them in but you didn't tell me that you guys wanted me to like add them
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to okay i get it i get it now yes yes all right all right heard heard no okay be honest you want
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you want to leave with somebody that's what you're saying i mean look i wouldn't be opposed to that
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but no somebody says some crazy no no i'm down to add you guys to the to the mix i just didn't
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know that's what you guys wanted okay all right give me a chance give me a chance give me a chance
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i didn't know i didn't know that was like the objective i got it all right next okay hold on
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i think it's pretty good you're not you're not getting invited to aura zone 3.0
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there goes there goes that no nadia nadia the game the game is not bad it's just the maps need to be
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better that and just everything slow paced and i can't use my uh hacks yeah gotcha oh it's fine
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it's fine let's see what's up nadia have you ever seen the tiktok where like they're like
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you're like girls are really good at gaming you know and it's so many uh and then it just
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like goes to like you it goes to like do you know what i'm talking about
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she's really good at gaming though oh thanks but do you know what i'm talking about yes yes yes
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yo hey i'm not gonna lie you gotta open like nadia gotta open up a little bit i feel like you're
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shy like since you're one of the bros like you gotta tell us what you do yeah tell us no no no no no
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tell me what you be doing like like what are you be doing around freaky hours
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dude i'm gonna be honest like i haven't been out in la like that's why i'm in this call right now
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wait no i have a question not it not it you've had you've had a girlfriend before right
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yeah have you had a boyfriend or no yeah which one do you like more girls okay
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wow yeah well okay so like me and chris you know swag had this conversation yesterday at like when
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we're playing cot they were talking about like actually i'm gonna ask you guys this as well
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how many how many dates until you know what happens oh no thanks no we're never doing that
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it's true damn it's true damn damn no thanks never not it can i answer that question the fullest
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honestly yeah so what i do nowadays is it's so easy and i don't like it at all i feel like a piece
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of shit but if i just say yo pull up let's watch a movie i don't have to take easy though it's crazy
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now like i don't like that i want to have something real you know what i'm saying like
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okay but you guys okay so i'm gonna like i do i do kai okay for the right one hold on for the right
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one yes for the right one not now not anytime soon yes i know like like here's how my date is going
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hey hey hey uber black outside no i don't i'm i'm lying uber x shit is only like 23 dollars
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depending on how far she is uber x she's classy she's getting inside of it bam bam bam bam step out
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welcome to the movie netflix what movies would you like to watch oh that's real daddy daddy daycare
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boom boom okay walk over are you thirsty like yes what i got for you dasani can never here you go
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you give him dasani i mean like i don't have like ascension and shit like i'm gonna be honest i'm just
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being honest i'm being honest bro okay on a good day is she get the fiji or essential oh it's a good
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night oh it's a great night okay so kai's not about dates though no i am about dates but here
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look here's the thing though what do you like to eat oh what the fuck oh i think it went black
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yeah look now now here's the thing though what would you like to eat oh uber eats okay now this
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is where i make sure like females don't play when it comes to food so i make sure whatever she want to
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eat chicken eat it whether it's pizza whether it's tacos whether it's this whether it's that
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you feel what i'm saying they get that and then like it's a good night
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i'm telling you okay tell me that you're done with that type of stuff you want someone that's
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like real like you're like going to like stop going into this 2020 233 shit i'm not fucking anybody
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so you did you like the time you want a date you're not gonna do it on the first date you want
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something you want to like develop like something with somebody right no no i'm trying to tell you
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right now i'm not looking for anything right now at all but but in the past yes well you but you
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want to do that in the past you're just like all right i don't want like i want dates like i want
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to know i want to know the person fuck no on the first night it always happens i'm not gonna lie to
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you but i don't know you just wait i know that's what i like i prefer but i'm just telling you the
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first night like i don't yeah like yes yes but like kai said
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kai wait kai it's not like it's not like a fucking it's not like a fucking like
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um i glitched no i lags i might sometimes my internet cuts out so
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okay well did somebody just join no no my internet just cut out no
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i think her hacks are getting to her voice yeah i know okay look i don't know everybody
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saying el kai bro i swear the reason why i say shit like this is because bro the way i look at
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it is double-sided bro i always think about i feel like you should think about your first
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yourself first chat when the last time a girl asked you to bring you on a date or or actually
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generally wanted to go out let's be i'm just being honest a lot of niggas don't like honesty bro
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like bro niggas never get nothing bro that's how i think about it bro unless i really like the girl
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he's not wrong a great thing he's not wrong why should i think about it why should i do all of this
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when she has another nigga in her phone to do that for her i love that guy that's like you're right
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you're right what's the point what's the point that's just me that's just me you don't have to
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take every single girl out on a date you don't have to do that i'm telling you you don't have to
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it's facts bro it's literally facts you don't have to bro but if you want to that's you i'm
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telling you what i do it was a good i really fuck with or connect with let's go on a date let's
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go do that you're not you're not wrong bro you're literally speaking facts i'm not gonna lie i'm
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gonna be the most real nigga ever you're being you're being you're being 100 honest bro that's
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what hood niggas do so i'm talking about like word well that's not also that's not also that's
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okay so to be honest with you guys like first time it depends on the gender
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oh you you letting the you gonna let the girls hit first huh 100 100 100 why is that because i feel
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like i know for a fact that i will you know but with a guy i feel like if it's the one why is that
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sub only take it off sub only he done wait say no no no no no no no no no no goal that night i will
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achieve my goal that night but i know if it's a guy okay wait hold on if it's a guy they only if it's
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like if it's just a one night a guy will only you know most of the time only do what they got to do
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and then okay i'm not about that i'm just not about that i'm not and that's real that's so real
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nadia you are the bros now so you don't got to say achieve you don't got to say all these secret
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words right you gotta get like the come yeah girls make you come better than guys do wait they
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wait they they do wait i mean yeah i can see that happening yeah i can see girls making other girls
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like do that more than guys are you good wait aiden you don't know are you wait you know long you
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don't never mind no say it please not add please say it minimum minimum like two hours minimum for
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what i had a girl i had a girl tell me how long how long it is i had a girl tell me she made me come
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like five times minimum of two hours usually that's cap i'm gone it's the wrong you're not
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you're not that's not god minimum minimum it's bad it's bad dick it's bad dick what about what about
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girls how fast do they do that for you no i'm saying like that in general that's how long that's
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how long the duration of like sex is minimum for you or for everybody just every time i've been with
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a girl usually two hours minimum damn damn take me about motherfucking two minutes
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yeah 100% oh no for sure for sure 100% for sure but i'm not gonna lie bro i i've learned to master
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you know i'm celibate right now you know my whole time when i was in miami i didn't do nothing
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facts but i've i've learned i've learned we mean that's not celibate yes it is yes it is no
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you don't strip in miami and you don't do anything does not mean you're celibate yes it does
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i'm saying i'm saying i'm saying i'm celibate like i've been celibate for like the last two months
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and it's my birthday so people think i did shit in miami but i said them i didn't do nothing in
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miami like it was really hard but i didn't do he didn't he didn't trust me i was there the whole
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time i watched everything exactly so i was saying shit like what do you mean by that huh i was with
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him throughout miami i'm saying he didn't do shit he didn't do shit yeah yeah and after so i was just
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saying like me not doing shit it was like uh i don't know where i was going with that
00:55:36.540
well look well look i um yeah yeah honestly same no what i was saying was though uh i know you're
00:55:46.640
you're gonna say guy um satisfying girls you're talking about that yeah that uh-huh but i'm not
00:55:52.920
gonna lie yeah that's crazy wow well you've been real though nadia isn't it isn't it true
00:56:01.140
just last last question about this topic isn't it true that the girl is more satisfied with um
00:56:21.520
what about the clip everyone's making me seem so weird i'm not even gonna fucking talk about it
00:56:28.040
no no no ask ask it i don't care ask it but i just like don't ask it like that just say it
00:56:32.740
say what you gotta say okay oh like with my chest out huh um yeah yeah um is it true that most girls
00:56:39.900
most of all girls they they can satisfy off of the the clip fingering or like just like wait
00:56:47.880
wait no no wait are you wait are you being for real though like actually yeah yeah okay cool
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do you own a rose wait wait before that wait i'm so sorry was that not like not common knowledge
00:57:04.520
no okay you know what back to you guy do you own a rose
00:57:10.440
okay we all had our dumb moments hold up we all had our dumb moments in this topic okay now i now i get it uh
00:57:35.820
a rose royce no a rose like it's a little rose that's like it's like a toy no i don't no no no no
00:57:50.380
you feel what i'm saying it gets it gets away bro
00:57:55.020
oh yeah oh magic no you just called a magical wand kai yeah that that would have been better
00:58:02.120
no that's a rose i'm telling you i'm telling you bro scumpy they all the girls like it they're like
00:58:07.520
roses kai what i used to do was i used to put this game called skate skate 2 or skate 3 and i would
00:58:13.300
like go on like this thing where we like free fall and i would take my ps2 controller and like put it
00:58:18.540
on my balls and i would just make the vibration honestly no no no what i used to do is i used to go
00:58:25.720
in unicorn if you don't want to know what unicorn is unicorn is the gta club in gta i used to get a
00:58:34.700
stripper or somebody on that block to come in my shitty ass car that i stole from somebody they used
00:58:41.580
to go in the motherfucking alley they said it's too much people around i drive to another alley i get
00:58:48.380
in another alley they asked me fifty dollars for head seventy dollars for sex and the other one is
00:58:54.320
like a hundred dollars for it to be longer i paid for the highest one the shit start vibrating i put the
00:59:00.000
controller on my dick going crazy shit get hard i finish i kill her i get my money back that's what i
00:59:08.220
used to i love that that's a great story it is i'm not sleeping at night what are you you got any
00:59:18.240
stories um with like a girl or just whatever you want whatever you want but i play she's that's
00:59:30.720
that's next episode that's next episode okay i'm just starting wait yo you're opening up yeah you're
00:59:36.220
opening up yeah on this side we let the viewers in on everything we don't everything we don't
00:59:40.540
carry it we really don't give a fuck so you if you're gonna open up you might might as well do
00:59:44.660
it all you know what i'm saying but if she doesn't want to it's fine it's cool yeah but if you're not
00:59:47.920
comfortable don't do it i mean like i mean like okay because that's just like that's just like your
00:59:52.340
story do you guys have a story with somebody else because then i can chime in on that yes i can
00:59:56.340
feed all okay you go and then i can feed off that i go most embarrassing sex story ready
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go so i'm not gonna say who because the chat obviously is gonna be weird i'm having i'm having
01:00:07.580
sex okay my um my sister walked in and like didn't know we were having sex like and she was like
01:00:18.480
having a phone call for like a minute i literally just screamed get out and then she saw it she's like
01:00:22.620
oh that's so bad yeah that was really that is so awkward my most embarrassing was i was in the
01:00:29.440
peas i was in the i was in the projects and then after this oh i know what happened what are you
01:00:34.520
talking about bro you're in the peace well i was in the peas and every and every every apartment has
01:00:40.140
this iron heater heater like an iron heater in the room it's an iron heater nigga her fucking
01:00:47.960
twin size bed was so close to that fucking heater that i was hitting in her head kept
01:00:55.820
i had hit once but she ain't care she ain't care she ain't care i didn't give a fuck
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knocked her ass out with that all right what about you um miss nadia okay i feel like i don't really
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have like an embarrassing sex story but i just have like a really embarrassing story it's it's like not
01:01:13.140
it's like not really that embarrassing it's just dumb go ahead how can someone be this stupid
01:01:17.980
um one time when i was i don't even know how old i was but i had tinder okay and i um i went on well
01:01:27.960
i messaged this girl okay and she lived in windsor when i saw windsor i thought it was windsor michigan
01:01:34.640
because there's a windsor michigan but i guess it was windsor canada but i didn't know okay i was high
01:01:39.880
i was driving i didn't have a passport all i had was my license okay and i was going to meet her
01:01:44.600
and all of a sudden i'm under a tunnel a tunnel right so there's cops there right and i'm like
01:01:51.240
well yo i didn't mean to come here can i just turn back around like i'm i don't you know live in
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canada and i didn't mean to come here and they're like yeah we just we're just gonna have to like
01:01:58.740
search your car real quick just wait just wait just wait so i put so i had the weed i put it in my
01:02:03.640
coochie okay just wait just listen i put it in my coochie i didn't i didn't know where to put it
01:02:09.440
so i put it down there and i thought the windows were tinted because i took my friend's car had
01:02:15.220
that pussy smell like ganja gas so so the cop literally saw me do it but i thought the windows
01:02:21.560
were tinted so they literally they took me out of the car and strip searched me and i mean they
01:02:28.140
obviously grabbed the weed out and it went up there i know like i told them i told them but like
01:02:35.620
they had to search they had to search at that point and i like you know they confiscated the
01:02:41.980
weed but it was canada and i guess we was legal there so they didn't understand why i hit it i
01:02:47.320
didn't know weed was legal there so they just threw that shit away um but yeah that was my that's
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probably my most embarrassing story did you like it weed up my coochie yeah i was very relaxed honestly
01:03:00.140
ew yeah um can i tell you the story how i got caught jerking off uh i think what i think this
01:03:08.440
one okay i think so you did but tell her let's sum it up pretty much i was in the eighth grade
01:03:15.500
i got home from school early my dad picked me up early went to a doctor's appointment came home
01:03:19.940
came home glow inside my bedroom i have a nice little macbook i didn't lock my door i don't know
01:03:26.160
why i didn't lock my door i really don't i uh went to my bed heard my dad getting on phone calls
01:03:32.720
like perfect timing i was like this went ahead and i get on my bed i uh look up kim kardashian ray j
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start beating my shit with some fucking wait you beat your shit with a grown ass man in the camera
01:03:50.780
nah there's better angles than that i know i know but it was a it was a good so you beat your dick
01:03:58.740
off to ray j no to kim so at this time my dad thought i was gay in the eighth grade i don't know
01:04:05.620
why i might i don't know why i've ever given off an impression dad and if you're watching i have no
01:04:08.940
idea why you not real shit my dad thought i was gay so he came in my room for some reason he's just
01:04:15.200
trying to check if i see if i did my homework knocks on the door i'm like oh my god it's unlocked i'm
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fucked i quickly fall over on the side of the bed like i fall over i don't know why the fuck i
01:04:24.240
thought that and my pants they were pulled down so my dad opens the door he's like son what are you
01:04:29.440
doing he walks over to me right my hands are down i'm hiding my penis the laptop showing the porn but
01:04:37.940
i'm trying to close the laptop and i really show what i'm doing comes in and he's just like what are
01:04:44.360
you doing son and i'm like dad dad stop son what are you doing anyways he grabs a laptop but he's
01:04:52.060
saying he's saying like son yes he's like he grabs he grabs a laptop what the fuck you have your parents
01:04:58.260
like son what are you doing yes he said what are you doing son he's like so he grabs the laptop
01:05:02.600
and he's just we're fighting for it but he grabs eventually and then he sees that i'm watching
01:05:09.200
kv kordashian he goes over to my head and rubs it and says she's cute son and walks out
01:05:15.560
i don't think i had that i never heard that story i never heard that story i think i heard something
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like yo that's crazy i'm not gonna lie yeah it was crazy it was crazy but how old were you
01:05:34.620
um the eighth grade so i don't know 13 14 that's crazy son what are you doing shit when i when i was
01:05:42.540
in third grade i thought that i was gay because i could draw my uncle wasn't i kept my room straight
01:05:46.260
i told my mom tears were rushing out my face she's like 80 you love girls before pre-k
01:05:50.500
i guess i was tripping she had a point didn't she just a bunch of stereotypes in my head you know
01:05:55.060
yo let's give nadia one more girl yeah all right bet please all right bet all right bet
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all right one more bro let's just see how she get all right come on all right you guys you guys want
01:06:08.620
to be added to this right like we we all yeah like easy easy easy easy no we're on this i got
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no no no this is your 101 but yo kai i gotta use the bathroom real quick is that cool
01:06:21.540
can you hear me who seems to got in the background
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can you hear me yeah yeah i gotta just i gotta use the pisser real quick
01:06:50.100
chat um what do y'all think about this girl i can't see her face
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oh wait what oh i can see your face when i literally turn around and watch that's just
01:07:03.140
so you can see behind me oh no just so you can see my face now that's that'd be rude
01:07:09.260
it was very pretty oh thank you what's your name i'm jeannie hi jeannie nadia nadia yeah
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nadia's pretty thank you so where are you from um i'm from alabama but i live i live in la
01:07:27.540
you live in la oh me too yeah really what part um i live like the hills oh me too oh nice
01:07:36.820
do you have any friends around here have you just like moved here
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no yeah i moved here like two weeks ago two weeks ago oh my god yeah no same like
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actually probably like three but i don't really have friends around here do you
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no we can be friends yeah no for sure for sure we could do something what do you like to do
01:07:56.900
um i like to play like video games you know i like to do um call duty i actually like to play quads
01:08:03.720
you know like a four people type game yeah four people like you know i just i just like to have
01:08:11.640
my squad with me you know what i'm saying okay so that means we can play together yeah yeah we
01:08:17.860
could all play together okay so that's what our first date's gonna be or is it gonna be something
01:08:22.860
out um well we could we could play together and then you know we could play together you know
01:08:28.920
play together then play together what the fuck y'all talking about
01:08:31.920
best chips yeah best chips of all time is talkies facts they're really not though
01:08:41.820
oh yeah you're talking about playing together and what quads oh yeah you'll get a win with
01:08:49.980
100 with her quads yes 100 with my with my team aiden
01:08:56.980
go ahead my bad i didn't mean to cut y'all off go ahead
01:09:01.040
no it's okay guys so um you said you just moved here what'd you move here for
01:09:07.460
um just to come hang out work i'm an accountant you know an accountant okay okay nice yeah i just
01:09:16.740
played i'm sorry what'd you say i said instagram social media uh chat why the fuck y'all put an l
01:09:25.260
what the fuck did i do bro okay you said like i literally just got here what do you do i just do
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uh can i say it on here yeah a o f yeah that's fine yeah okay okay only fans okay what the fuck
01:09:40.020
did i do do you like have any um you know discounts what did i do bro tell me what i did bro
01:09:49.140
i mean i do have discount but you charge me like no content get me in person but i don't want the
01:09:57.840
camera on me you don't need the camera on you i feel like ours would be more private don't you
01:10:02.280
think yeah no i'm definitely not for that no uh kai yes i have an emergency what look at your phone
01:10:12.780
you guys i'm so sorry to cut you guys off again something that happened three nights ago i just
01:10:16.620
found out some crazy news my bad yeah that was kind of rude i didn't see shit i feel like we were
01:10:23.260
getting some we were oh chat you guys don't understand when i tell you guys oh oh chat someone
01:10:28.640
got accused of uh stabbing their boyfriend in a new york apartment oh i can see you better
01:10:33.940
um all right well i'm about to hit you up on uh instagram and you know i gotta go soon so
01:10:40.540
oh you're leaving yeah no okay watch kai's face when he finds out chat what's your insta
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you'll see you right now chat it's nadia k amine nadia k amine yeah i have to hit you up on my other
01:10:54.520
phone other phone wait all right well um i gotta go bye guys thank you thank you aiden thank you kai
01:11:03.020
love you love you bye let me know if you hit i would definitely will all right bye nadia bye
01:11:09.920
hey kai she got accused of stabbing her boyfriend in her sleep bro
01:11:13.720
yeah look what i sent you no wonder this child was being so weird saying al aiden
01:11:17.820
was it true look yeah she did that look i was going to ask her about that but i didn't want to be
01:11:25.280
federal oh that's lucky best i would have asked her about that though you would have yeah but
01:11:34.220
i thought it was a little federal but shit that's crazy it is true allegedly you don't know i got
01:11:39.780
stabbed in my sleep before oh my god you told us this 10 000 times my boy you're fine okay
01:11:47.300
feel me it's okay bro we know the story and shit gang bro hey bro hey bro hey bro bust out
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rule the avalanche here a thousand fucking times ironic shut up shut up shut up shut up and get
01:12:01.460
look at your phone she said she'll tell the story yeah oh get her back in here
01:12:17.300
bro you know what's crazy what yeah you're not not not i gotta open up chat she gotta open up
01:12:25.300
hi jeannie okay so you guys so you stabbed your boyfriend but jeannie listen jeannie it's not
01:12:34.420
that big of a deal i got stabbed before you want to know the story i never told before no no no no
01:12:38.280
whatever whatever let her tell it then let her tell it go ahead
01:12:42.720
mine's not even that gray i just went to jail oh that's not even that bad oh that's not bad at all
01:12:50.640
no they like i mean it was fucking cold it was so cold wow she really did it no i didn't do it oh
01:12:59.700
it was like it wasn't even a knife involved for real so what was it the press exaggerates things
01:13:07.300
well just what happened go ahead tell the story for the top okay a little bit of an argument
01:13:12.340
happened but then like it it stopped i went to jail i woke up there was a bunch of press i didn't
01:13:20.600
even know that it was in the news literally i asked the police officer for some water and he goes
01:13:26.600
hi someone's famous someone's famous and i'm like what are you talking about like how do you know
01:13:31.320
i have only fans and then he was like you're he was like he was like look you're on the news
01:13:36.380
and he showed them on the news and i was like oh my god how did they like how did anyone know
01:13:41.380
like how did anyone know what happened and and then i go to my apartment and there's like paparazzi
01:13:47.800
outside wait who are you kim k i mean no not i mean not yet how are you famous she stabbed them
01:13:56.500
you dummy listen yeah supposedly allegedly how like allegedly how oh hell no how allegedly allegedly
01:14:07.920
were you under the influence huh were you under the influence of anger but no yo god she did it
01:14:16.500
i got a question i got a question okay i know guys are not supposed to do this guys not supposed to do
01:14:24.120
anything if a girl ends up stabbing you but what is your next what is your next move pull the knife
01:14:31.300
out and stab her back um leave leave her leave her yeah so stab me and run away i mean we can both go
01:14:43.120
go to jail or one of us can't she's good enough we do it though i didn't actually do you stab me
01:14:53.140
i wouldn't have you so like what did he cheat on you or some shit no it was just it was just a lot of
01:15:03.280
bullshit of nothing are you guys cool now it was a toxic relationship are you guys cool now
01:15:08.300
no we're not together being more as a freaking pringle now but how old are you that was i'm 22
01:15:14.900
oh cool me too oh okay i'm 21 you're lying i'm how do i look how do i look you look 25
01:15:24.200
yeah so that's good or bad no i mean it's not bad how old do i look how old do i look 24
01:15:31.460
you have a baby low-key have a baby face but so do i we have i'm 21 i i you you cleared your name
01:15:39.560
you cool no i'm good right i mean i'm not in jail yeah how long how long were you in jail for
01:15:45.460
it was just a night and like no but it was bad though jail's bad i don't want to go back have you been
01:15:53.000
nah you don't want to go there have you been okay okay a jail as in like you're in a little
01:16:00.100
cell waiting to go home or jail as in jail no like in jail not prison like jail but i mean everyone
01:16:07.400
was so cool in there though i was like it's my first time and then the girl was like the girl was
01:16:12.740
like yeah we know sweetie and then everyone's going through different stuff and like one of the girls
01:16:17.780
was like crying and i was like trying to help her and i was like you can't show them that this is
01:16:22.600
and this and i was like talking people through stuff it was actually not bad but it was freezing
01:16:26.600
in there so county precinct it's giving precinct um it was in new york so i don't actually don't know
01:16:34.760
oh so wait manhattan or what yeah man i live in oh yeah you were yeah you was in the precinct
01:16:39.740
you got your ass in the precinct i know you was that i had arrested before
01:16:43.820
no really for what yeah you went to jail chill i went in there she was crazy
01:16:49.920
nigga asked me about what take that nigga chill chill word you can't talk too much about that but
01:16:57.320
what am i what am i what am i mother i've been arrested before i've been in handcuffs multiple times
01:17:04.100
but then they let me go yeah i mean i've been in handcuffs before too but when i was like really
01:17:10.920
younger what'd you do my mom so i broke into my house when i was oh yeah oh yeah you're done
01:17:18.100
you're like crazy my mom kicked me out my mom kicked me out and then she wouldn't give me my id to get a
01:17:26.340
job nothing so i broke in with my friend and she called the cops and i was like on probation when i was
01:17:32.040
like 16 and they like arrested me and they're like you can't do that and i was like it's my house
01:17:36.780
damn yeah that's fucked up right and be your own people you've ever had you ever dated a black guy
01:17:47.180
before um not dated but i've had sex how you like it i mean i like sex have you ever dated a white
01:18:05.420
no it was good it was okay it was kind of toxic i mean i would date another white guy but i just
01:18:11.600
it's gotta you know i'm not really white though i don't i don't classify myself as white
01:18:16.120
bro let me tell you what aiden is aiden you're white but aiden is the white guy
01:18:21.960
now all the black niggas fuck with no i can see that yeah he's like a cool like word i think i was
01:18:28.980
half mexican no i'm full white you're full white you know i'm saying half mexican i'm not full white
01:18:51.860
you know nor black nor mexican uh i'm uh i'm a three two one uh jew i'm a jewish
01:18:57.820
i was literally about to say are you a jew are you jewish yeah i am
01:19:03.320
is being jewish a race race religion and culture yes i did not know that you just educated me i
01:19:10.920
thought it was just a religion jewish is a race wow i did not know it was a race
01:19:15.460
i did not know that well now you do write it down don't forget it that's right write that down
01:19:23.240
hold on hold on hold on you heard her write it down no write that shit down and don't forget it
01:19:33.000
oh hell no he said write it down don't forget it no stop my country came out sometimes that happens
01:19:39.600
i told you i'm from alabama it's all right i like that give me a high five on there
01:19:42.840
alabama you done fucked the cousin oh my god stop my cousins used to try to fuck me i don't want to
01:19:49.340
what no dude let me fucking shit if you were my cousin i probably would never mind
01:19:57.440
you said wait i have a question if i was your cousin would you
01:20:04.460
i don't know whatever you want to however you would have it
01:20:18.440
however whatever no the ones that tried to have sex with me were my blood cousins
01:20:23.200
all right that's a little weird like they used to like i would like get out of my bed
01:20:33.720
shit well comments thicker than blood what can i say
01:20:40.260
okay okay be honest you don't like a little bit you don't give your cousin head before
01:20:50.400
that was a test that was a test because the way you talking
01:20:54.880
you got tested i would believe you fucked your cousin
01:20:56.920
you got tested you got tested it was just a test
01:20:58.940
i was not talking like that i was not talking like that
01:21:03.140
you just said you just said if aden was your cousin you'll fuck but we're not cousins
01:21:11.600
i didn't metaphorically telling him that i would just have sex with him i was trying
01:21:16.080
right we would just fuck just to fuck it wouldn't be on some cousin shit yeah
01:21:28.020
now you're you heard her before she stabs you she's gonna stab you guy all right
01:21:33.940
i'm not even allowed to hold a knife anymore so don't be afraid
01:21:37.420
perfect we're gonna get along great because i have ptsd from that shit that's perfect
01:21:47.920
well that's good you deserve to you deserve to be with someone who doesn't involve a knives
01:21:52.600
and not chaotic and just you know yeah two people with trauma that should
01:21:59.160
that should connect come together and connect yeah is that your natural is that your natural hair color
01:22:06.040
oh my god i love cooking i literally cook every day i never eat out
01:22:10.400
beautiful let me ask you you got you got you got friends
01:22:23.640
no why'd you look that way you have someone in the room with you
01:22:29.780
no i swear to god i'm thinking how do i flip it
01:22:34.100
i believe her i believe it too i was actually thinking
01:22:59.460
i'm in the hills i'm in the hills there's hills in new york i
01:23:02.060
no i'm in la la oh shit i'll be there on like a week or so
01:23:08.860
i was just there for my birthday why don't you i was just there for my
01:23:13.160
birthday oh shit i swear to god i just came back to my
01:23:29.200
it was so lit it was at like miami's the like oh my god
01:23:33.320
no i don't think it's good anymore i think it used to be good
01:23:41.640
maybe i'm going to bad places all i did was rent a boat and just chilled on the
01:24:09.600
like what like what like what's up like so 30 to 45
01:24:17.320
no no no no i was just asking kai oh like you hit kai you want me to have 30 to 45
01:24:35.140
is it because it's not just not 10 or 15 it's like
01:24:44.080
okay kai don't tell me the answer i want to see if i can do it in my head
01:24:51.440
okay but 42 she's kind of confused which is right 45 fish
01:24:57.480
i see what y'all are doing i don't really like it but proceed
01:25:00.440
sorry um okay um what do you what do you rate uh kai one through ten
01:25:18.060
i love smiles if you have a nice smile i'm like oh yeah okay
01:25:42.260
how tall are you how tall are you how tall are you
01:25:51.720
where did you go kai why is it just my face on the screen
01:26:01.120
how much you want me to come back like how bad you want me to come back
01:26:14.940
yo real shit though can we all get out for the day
01:26:52.020
it was very nice to meet you i just want to say last but not least
01:26:54.240
fuck i moved my hand i got something through my hands
01:27:28.000
bro parry you are so fucking ugly parry you are hideous
01:28:00.040
all right we're gonna play we're gonna play we're gonna play soon
01:28:29.660
i like being active so they got to be active they got to be outside
01:28:34.700
oh that's fire that's yeah that's fire that's fire that's fire okay how long you been playing music for
01:28:40.120
i started playing guitar when i was i guess probably like 14 and 15 i saw freaky friday with lindsey lohan and i was like
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you want to do that i want to do that i want to be her wow that's fire
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is the piano on it it's on okay hopefully hopefully we could hear it i'm gonna find these chords real quick so i'm like i i i i kind of do it by ear and just kind of figure it out as i go so let's see put this here so you guys can see i'm like i'm really doing it you know let's see i want no one by alicia keys all right all right
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let's see i want no one by alicia keys all right all right
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so like if i say if we ever meet and i'd be like yo can you like
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You have to come out for celebration number two for your birthday, I guess.
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Someone just said, I just listened to that and I got cancer.
01:30:46.100
I hope this isn't, like, a red flag, but I've been celibate for four years.
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It's almost like my train of thought is different in a weird way.
01:32:49.580
Ever since I've started, like, harnessing that, like...
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I've just been able to do the things that I wanted to do.
01:32:55.100
To be honest, I think that girls masturbate to, like...
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I try to, like, not think about anybody when I...
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Was there any time throughout these four years that you've been set up with that you wanted
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I've gotten close a couple times and then stopped it.
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He's a TikToker, and he goes on there and says,
01:37:43.680
Kai, why the fuck would you go to a Thunder game?
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It's the only professional sporting team we have, so...
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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Look, it's so crazy because every time I go to the club, they don't ID check me.
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I'm in Oklahoma for college, but I'm from California.
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I suppose you don't buy them shits from the mall, nigga?
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I don't even know what the fuck I was about to say.
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Do it on something that's real and see if it, like, works.
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You're probably just holding it on the wrong phone.
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I mean, we got history on, like, you know, digitally and shit like that, but I'm trying
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We couldn't go to Miami with you, so we brought something over here.
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I used to look better than this, but they told me I had to.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:45:50.700
Kai, maybe kick him outside and invite him back after?
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I'm just saying if you want to, I understand, bro.
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Yo, this girl is horny as fuck right here, Kai.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
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The one on the left you told me, yo, cause her lips look crazy.
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Then this shorty right here, her ass is just sad.
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Cause I said this on a note podcast and like, everybody just clown me.
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Fuck if you're talking about I got any partner.