Adin Live - September 13, 2023
Adin Ross, N3ON & Sneako's First Time In PRISON
Episode Stats
Words per Minute
193.56154
Summary
This is a story about a guy who is stuck in his bed and can t get up because the bed is falling on top of him. He calls for help but the bed won t let him go so he goes to the bathroom to urinate. The next thing he knows, the bed falls on him and knocks him unconscious.
Transcript
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You know what, you mother f***er, come here, get up, get the f***er over here.
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Boy, I'm gonna f*** the s*** out of that white ass.
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You ever been f***ed by a white cop, motherfucker?
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Go back to do your f***ing job, or leave us the f*** alone, bro.
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He failed, and, you know, they found me and locked me up.
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trying to give him a great experience, and it didn't go too well.
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I really look like Osama's been lining the course of the airplane shit happen with you, bro.
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Oh, my tranny girlfriend got an attitude one day,
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and I beat the s*** out of her, and, you know, she's a snitch, so...
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I ain't know she was a tranny, but I was drunk as f***, bro.
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She pulled her d*** out, bro, and I seen that s***, and I had to beat the f*** out that
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Yeah, I mean, I was pretending to be black for a while, and they threw me in here.
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They thought I was a real black person, and I was trying to get some lien for you.
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I was selling fake vaccine cards to buy lien for this Jewish guy over here, and I'm locked
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Well, my story, I'm not really too happy about, you know.
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One day, I was really bored and horny, and I found this girl named Misha on the sidewalk.
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And, you know, I just straight up said, hey, you want to come over?
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I'm saying, eventually she said yeah, and then, uh, I f***ed her, and then I killed her.
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I'm ready to pray, pray, pray, pray for my sins and ask for forgiveness.
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24 hours in this tight-ass shirt is crazy, bro.
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Hey, Mexican, whatever the f*** you are, stay your s*** over there, bro.
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By the way, can we talk about how you fake broke your legs?
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Yo, that match though, can you light it for me?
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I know you're into, you know, health and stuff.
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All I want to do, Cameron, if you could just show our food we have, we have some grape Kool-Aid,
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All I want to do is just get straight to the food.
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Shinagi, I know you're feeling what I'm feeling.
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And we don't got no sugar in these beasts, bro.
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I'm gonna make sure I'm looking out for you, too, bro.
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Both of you little motherfuckers, get up there, bro.
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Let me tell you what I did to get in here, bro.
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up shut up dude all right put on wall on you so wait you hurt career i'm good now let's go all
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right come on let's go you know crazy you can't be crying man man get him right give him the way
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show you gotta pick it up like put on the ground no i got that shit right there my hands you got
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this just go like this neon bro it's okay bro you feel the back i can't yes you can two hands get
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your ass up man we ain't got time to play wreck ain't that long right hurry up this guy just kissed
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me on the forehead what are you doing dude get your ass down here what the is get the weight you
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got it you got it you got it i got you let's go get the weight get the weight get the weight my boy
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let's go let's go let's go boy let's go boy yeah
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what's going on man take it easy now you know you
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fucked up now you have to open now i'll get your crutches all day that's my good
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hey what are you getting screened bro thank you girl it's my dog right now i got
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i didn't used to like you but you getting cool you just got your head up you call me a boy
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what do you call you no boy jump yo i'm sorry okay i'm about to kill him
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i didn't mean i didn't mean break it up bro i'll kill you in this you understand me
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you won't make it home break it up man fuck that
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make this mother fucker do the crib walk do the crib walk no what
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how did a fake knife hurt dude like but did that hurt
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what did he done huh i didn't need that you know
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yo it wasn't even like going back yeah it was just poking him from real
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such a fucking loser bro all right can we eat back in the cell what come on man those five five
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minutes it's like how are you lazy in jail oh y'all shut the up don't rush us bro
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we just got here for five seconds doing what listen to the fucking pussy
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you weren't doing when i get out of here i'm gonna the out of your wife
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boyfriend whatever you got a boyfriend i'm gonna that too
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fuck 102 i'm going union what are you saying there bro you know what the fuck on
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wait they coming back in here i'm going where i want to go
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bro no way hell man we in this bitch i can't snag i'm going crazy here bro