Adin Live - November 20, 2022


Adin Ross OFFICIALLY Joins AMP!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

186.85797

Word Count

2,201

Sentence Count

363

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about who won the second round of the UFC, who lost the first round of UFC, and who won in the middle of the night. Also, we talk about a lot of other stuff.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 all right everybody come on down now no way that worked
00:00:11.840 what are you talking about right here bro that's how you do it you don't want to
00:00:29.000 do they have in the topper oh right there we go did you write you write you write
00:00:39.860 something yeah it is more wholesome that's my way that's mine out real quick
00:00:48.920 yeah it's over there I can't use it go ahead yes yes yes of course
00:00:54.260 I'll explain it I was playing that song you know I'm saying I was playing that song
00:01:08.780 davis bruh davis where's davis
00:01:13.220 oh wait hold on he moved he's group leader though so like be careful how you talk to that nigga
00:01:20.480 why what do you mean he's right he'd leave you don't want to piss him off bro
00:01:23.340 trust me davis wait he's the leader of the empty yes since when wait I thought
00:01:30.620 about agent storm
00:01:31.860 davis
00:01:33.480 yo yo bro so so so let's let's talk about bruce's ego okay oh yeah brucey okay go ahead
00:01:45.240 okay bro bro bro I had niggas blowing me up on something yo bruce-boo bro I knew that
00:01:51.160 nigga wasn't coming bro no it's actually ridiculous bruce I love you we all love
00:01:54.440 you oh but it's really fucking ridiculous but it just is um first of all I can were on the
00:02:00.740 same
00:02:01.420 well okay you know this weird hold on hey she's crazy you alright salad i never even have sold
00:02:05.860 You all right?
00:02:08.720 Salad?
00:02:09.260 I've never heard of someone microwaving a fucking salad before.
00:02:12.080 Oh, what is it?
00:02:14.320 Shrimp and salmon and shit.
00:02:18.500 Bro, the last time.
00:02:24.800 Yeah, I got to teach you guys really how to season some fucking food.
00:02:28.480 Really?
00:02:29.040 Yeah, I know how to season food.
00:02:29.900 You cook?
00:02:30.460 Of course.
00:02:32.300 I know how to cook a little bit.
00:02:33.360 Italian though.
00:02:33.900 Pastas, mac and cheese, penne al vaca is my favorite dish.
00:02:36.900 What's your life?
00:02:37.120 Penne al vaca.
00:02:38.040 It's because you like the best thing.
00:02:39.820 So look, penne al vaca.
00:02:41.660 You know what that is?
00:02:42.500 It's marinara sauce, mixed with alfredo sauce.
00:02:44.840 And a pan.
00:02:46.800 Yeah, tight.
00:02:47.620 And a pen.
00:02:48.740 And you mix it together.
00:02:49.780 And you make the...
00:02:50.960 Yo, why am I saying blacked?
00:02:52.560 I ain't gonna lie to this shit.
00:02:53.500 Yo!
00:02:54.340 This looks crazy.
00:02:56.320 Hold on.
00:02:56.900 Everybody, everybody, including...
00:03:00.640 Everyone look at this frame right here.
00:03:02.400 Oh.
00:03:02.560 Dude, just...
00:03:05.560 Dude, just sit down, bro.
00:03:08.160 I don't get it.
00:03:08.400 Bro, who cares, bro?
00:03:11.860 Just sit down.
00:03:13.200 Yo, screenshot them niggas.
00:03:14.040 Screenshot, screenshot.
00:03:14.700 Dude, sit down.
00:03:17.720 Sit down.
00:03:20.540 Bro, you're making me look more.
00:03:22.200 Yo, screenshot these niggas!
00:03:23.720 Oh my God, I'll put it back on.
00:03:25.600 Sit down, actually.
00:03:26.440 Fuck you, take your shirt off.
00:03:27.460 I'm sorry, dude.
00:03:28.200 I'm sorry.
00:03:28.720 We would have to just jump this nigga right now.
00:03:30.560 Stop.
00:03:30.920 What the fuck?
00:03:32.760 All right, all right!
00:03:34.080 Wait, we just got waxed tricks.
00:03:35.940 Oh, hey!
00:03:36.600 Hey!
00:03:37.220 Hey, y'all ain't gonna do my homie.
00:03:38.340 Oh, no!
00:03:39.700 No!
00:03:40.460 No!
00:03:40.840 Wait, wait, wait!
00:03:41.720 Wait, wait!
00:03:42.340 Wait, wait!
00:03:43.020 Wait, the router!
00:03:43.500 No, you don't just don't hit the router.
00:03:44.640 My back!
00:03:45.660 What?
00:03:45.920 You're gonna keep bitching my homie.
00:03:47.220 Hey, what?
00:03:48.160 Let me...
00:03:48.560 So it really hurt.
00:03:49.700 It's revenge, nigga.
00:03:51.480 It really, really hurt.
00:03:53.740 Yo, I'm crying.
00:03:55.600 Seriously, guys.
00:03:56.420 Don't do that.
00:03:57.000 Okay, we have to talk about a few things.
00:03:59.860 Talk about what?
00:04:01.860 Why are you laughing?
00:04:02.680 You don't dress like this.
00:04:03.660 Like what?
00:04:06.080 By the way, I looked back at the footage.
00:04:08.200 Chat, now that your predictions are over, who won the second round of wrestling?
00:04:11.060 All my life, I made you tap, bro.
00:04:13.020 Bro, thank you.
00:04:14.340 I put him in a wrist lock, dude.
00:04:15.840 That's a real thing.
00:04:16.400 You see that?
00:04:17.280 Bro, when we wrestle, bro.
00:04:18.840 What?
00:04:19.480 We're not trying to break fingers.
00:04:21.280 I wasn't intentionally...
00:04:22.420 We're not in the UFC, bro.
00:04:23.400 I put my weight on your wrist.
00:04:25.560 All right, bro.
00:04:26.380 But it's first attack, though.
00:04:27.260 It's mine or yours?
00:04:27.820 Mine.
00:04:28.500 You have a sip, though.
00:04:29.460 I have mine somewhere.
00:04:31.200 Yo, pack my mind right there.
00:04:32.560 Yeah, you see that shit?
00:04:33.060 That shit pack with some bullshit.
00:04:34.560 Yeah, Kai.
00:04:35.020 Whatever you want in there, bro.
00:04:35.960 Kai got everything, bro.
00:04:37.360 You want some water?
00:04:38.540 You want some water?
00:04:39.080 Why drink water?
00:04:39.780 You can drink water.
00:04:41.200 This your water?
00:04:42.740 Kavoo.
00:04:45.440 Yes, you get a drink.
00:04:46.540 Guys, I appreciate you asking my friends.
00:04:47.980 Oh, thank you.
00:04:48.880 You guys are stealing my fucking shit.
00:04:50.500 It's just whatever, bro.
00:04:51.140 I don't know.
00:04:51.720 You guys can just fucking ask.
00:04:52.560 Hey, can I get a Starbucks?
00:04:53.960 That's fine.
00:04:54.620 Yo, I feel so weird, bro.
00:04:56.360 Just ask.
00:04:57.760 Yo, bro, why your carpet look like this, bro?
00:05:00.160 I just got it done.
00:05:01.000 Yo, why the stains on your carpet?
00:05:02.920 Cum stains.
00:05:03.760 Ew.
00:05:04.420 A lot of nuts.
00:05:04.880 Why you got a cheetah for the conference?
00:05:05.520 What the fuck?
00:05:06.320 Yeah, why you got a cheetah for the conference?
00:05:07.500 You know, I'm a pimp.
00:05:08.960 I'm a pimp.
00:05:09.960 Ew.
00:05:12.280 All right, listen up.
00:05:14.940 I got all you guys here for a fucking reason, all right?
00:05:17.080 Hair agent, these are yours, bro.
00:05:18.200 I'm fucking too.
00:05:18.460 Oh, I was going to ask, bro.
00:05:19.420 Thank you so much.
00:05:20.100 What is that?
00:05:20.500 Some batteries.
00:05:22.360 Gosh.
00:05:22.940 Aiden, you want one?
00:05:24.240 I'm good, bro.
00:05:24.980 Okay, okay.
00:05:25.600 I'm just making sure.
00:05:27.020 No, I'm good.
00:05:27.460 I'm good.
00:05:27.720 I'm good.
00:05:27.980 Like, you give niggas an inch and niggas go a mile.
00:05:29.940 Mile.
00:05:30.700 Like, bro.
00:05:31.120 Like, I said, look.
00:05:32.100 Aiden, respectfully, said get one Caprizo.
00:05:33.960 And you're taking three, bro.
00:05:34.760 That nigga takes two to three Caprizo.
00:05:35.500 Like, what is that, bro?
00:05:36.580 Motherfucker stole an actual one.
00:05:37.760 You can't give black niggas shit, right, bro?
00:05:40.060 Right?
00:05:40.440 Well, not particularly black people.
00:05:43.340 Hey, close the doors.
00:05:44.020 I'm saying, like, everyone.
00:05:44.880 What's up?
00:05:45.140 What's up?
00:05:46.180 Everyone.
00:05:46.900 We're all equal.
00:05:48.280 Like, walk.
00:05:48.860 Put your arm out.
00:05:49.580 Go, go, go, go.
00:05:50.260 Hey, dude.
00:05:50.540 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:05:51.220 I don't see any difference.
00:05:52.260 Me neither, man.
00:05:52.980 Go, go, go, go.
00:05:54.160 What the fuck is that?
00:05:57.280 DC.
00:05:58.080 Oh, that's DC.
00:05:59.340 This guy, my boy?
00:05:59.980 This might be car security.
00:06:00.900 What's good?
00:06:01.260 What's good?
00:06:01.480 What's good?
00:06:02.140 All right, look.
00:06:03.180 So, look.
00:06:03.620 That scared the fuck out of me.
00:06:04.860 I thought we were going to get, like, robbed or something.
00:06:08.320 Yep.
00:06:08.680 I did, too.
00:06:09.880 All right.
00:06:10.660 So, look.
00:06:11.220 This is what I want to talk to you guys about.
00:06:13.000 I've been at Atlanta for a few days now, shit.
00:06:14.760 Yeah.
00:06:15.100 Okay?
00:06:15.600 I've been at Atlanta for a few days.
00:06:17.360 I'm starting to like Atlanta.
00:06:18.340 I like it.
00:06:18.720 It started growing me.
00:06:19.420 Duke does not want to be here.
00:06:21.180 Yeah.
00:06:21.760 That's it.
00:06:22.360 Wait.
00:06:22.680 I'm sorry.
00:06:23.040 I was looking at his watch.
00:06:24.040 What happened?
00:06:24.960 It says, Duke does not want to be here.
00:06:28.740 Yo, should we bring Duke Dennis to the hot seat?
00:06:31.020 Hold on.
00:06:31.320 Hold on.
00:06:31.600 Guys, guys.
00:06:32.260 Everybody shut the fuck up for one second, okay?
00:06:34.480 Yeah.
00:06:34.880 All right.
00:06:35.540 All right.
00:06:37.420 Just wait.
00:06:38.600 What?
00:06:39.100 I want everyone to pray, okay?
00:06:41.840 Everyone put your hands together and close your eyes.
00:06:44.000 We have to, because you motivated me to pray.
00:06:45.820 Everyone in this chat, spam pray books.
00:06:47.720 Bro, don't be.
00:06:48.660 Bro, lead.
00:06:49.160 If you're going to pray, lead.
00:06:50.320 I'm going.
00:06:50.620 I got you.
00:06:51.220 No, real shit.
00:06:51.880 From the heart.
00:06:52.600 From the heart.
00:06:53.020 All right.
00:06:53.240 And the Father, the Holy Spirit.
00:06:54.480 No, let me start off.
00:06:55.260 Okay.
00:06:55.600 All right.
00:06:55.800 Close your eyes.
00:07:01.140 Huh?
00:07:02.700 Niggas playing with God?
00:07:04.020 How you doing?
00:07:06.020 Why do you do that?
00:07:06.320 What you saying?
00:07:08.320 That's hot.
00:07:09.560 What?
00:07:09.740 You got it.
00:07:11.740 Ain't nobody here to get Jewish, but you.
00:07:13.580 You ain't going to be doing that shit.
00:07:14.640 Yo.
00:07:15.140 If you want to go out to talk back, what do you say?
00:07:17.120 Huh?
00:07:17.380 I don't know.
00:07:18.180 That was perfect.
00:07:19.660 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:07:21.640 Let Davis go on.
00:07:23.120 This is the man of God right now.
00:07:24.060 All right, come here.
00:07:24.700 Come up here.
00:07:25.640 Come up here, young man.
00:07:27.060 Hey, hey.
00:07:28.580 Show people how you do it.
00:07:31.180 Oh, people?
00:07:32.600 I was going to say, show niggas how you do it, but type shit.
00:07:35.140 You're not a nigga.
00:07:36.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:36.900 We good, brother.
00:07:38.020 Hey, kneel and do what you do, my boy.
00:07:40.480 We're all going to kneel for you.
00:07:41.420 Oh, we're all going to take a knee?
00:07:42.180 All right, come on.
00:07:44.180 Eden Kaepernick.
00:07:45.700 What?
00:07:46.340 Yeah, we all got to get our knee.
00:07:47.380 All right.
00:07:47.780 No, no, no, just David.
00:07:49.020 No.
00:07:49.560 Oh, dude, Eden, Eden.
00:07:51.300 Me too.
00:07:51.940 If David says it, if David says it, David says it.
00:07:53.160 All right.
00:07:53.780 Hey, get on your knees.
00:07:54.640 Yeah.
00:07:55.200 No, no, no, no.
00:07:56.360 All right, yo.
00:07:57.540 No, no, no.
00:07:58.220 No, no, no.
00:07:58.920 All right, he asked, bro.
00:08:01.760 He literally asked.
00:08:02.980 All right, I'm sorry, dude.
00:08:03.800 But you knew what he was going to do.
00:08:04.540 I'm sorry.
00:08:04.940 All right.
00:08:05.520 All right.
00:08:05.740 Here, let me just have the way.
00:08:06.680 Why the fuck you apologize for me?
00:08:11.240 All right.
00:08:12.440 It's a heavy-ass chair.
00:08:13.540 What do you want to have him do?
00:08:14.640 All right, it's on my knees.
00:08:15.700 All right.
00:08:15.840 Take it serious, too, bro.
00:08:17.220 Why don't you have him?
00:08:17.760 I'm not.
00:08:18.860 I'm on my knees.
00:08:19.580 I'm on my knees.
00:08:20.760 All right, come on.
00:08:21.660 Get on your knees, bro.
00:08:22.740 Okay.
00:08:23.180 All right.
00:08:23.460 What are we doing?
00:08:23.880 We're going to get on your knees?
00:08:25.360 You said you were going to start the prayer.
00:08:27.480 Everyone take it seriously.
00:08:29.100 For real.
00:08:29.480 It's God we're talking about.
00:08:30.460 Ow!
00:08:31.080 Nigga, you can't be wearing oil your weight now.
00:08:34.020 I fucking fucked my fucking rotator cuff up, bro.
00:08:36.520 God damn.
00:08:37.680 Okay.
00:08:39.000 Chris, do your knees work, Chris?
00:08:40.960 No.
00:08:41.120 Take it serious, bro.
00:08:42.120 Please, bro.
00:08:42.740 Like, don't even.
00:08:43.480 All right, everyone.
00:08:44.040 Y'all been going to toll like this.
00:08:45.240 Lead, lead.
00:08:46.240 Okay.
00:08:46.740 Come on.
00:08:47.060 Y'all jumping around right now, bro.
00:08:47.800 No, that'll be serious.
00:08:48.740 You got it.
00:08:49.360 Amen, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
00:08:50.940 God, please watch over us today.
00:08:53.240 Please allow us to entertain the viewers and enjoy each other's presence.
00:08:57.580 Thank you for bringing us together.
00:08:58.640 In Jesus' name we pray.
00:09:00.140 Amen.
00:09:00.480 Amen.
00:09:01.160 Amen.
00:09:01.600 Amen.
00:09:02.440 Amen.
00:09:02.960 Amen.
00:09:03.540 All right, we're good.
00:09:04.400 We're good.
00:09:04.660 We're good.
00:09:05.200 Thank you.
00:09:05.460 All right.
00:09:05.980 Let me get my chair back.
00:09:07.640 Oh, thank you, dude.
00:09:08.820 No problem, bro.
00:09:09.500 Very heroic of you.
00:09:11.260 All right.
00:09:12.620 Dude, this chair's broken, bro.
00:09:14.620 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:09:15.780 Yeah, bro.
00:09:17.220 It broke?
00:09:18.520 Dude.
00:09:19.280 That just happened?
00:09:20.300 I didn't touch that chair at all.
00:09:22.100 I simply...
00:09:23.500 Whatever.
00:09:24.040 It's like slanted and shit.
00:09:25.180 Whatever.
00:09:26.700 This looks like a crazy scene.
00:09:28.340 Yeah, bro.
00:09:29.500 I mean, you guys are imagining things.
00:09:31.240 Just stop.
00:09:32.280 Okay.
00:09:32.820 Here's what I wanted to talk to you guys about.
00:09:34.120 I've been in Atlanta.
00:09:35.180 Which one's mine?
00:09:36.060 It's yours.
00:09:36.480 Okay.
00:09:37.080 I've been in Atlanta for a couple days now.
00:09:39.740 Okay?
00:09:41.180 I like Atlanta so far.
00:09:42.380 It's nice.
00:09:43.700 My internet in LA doesn't work.
00:09:45.780 And I would like to extend my trip, but I have nowhere to stay.
00:09:48.360 You can't stay here.
00:09:49.640 Oh, fuck.
00:09:51.180 Well, first of all, we got to run that through Davis.
00:09:55.440 You know, Aiden, I've heard you since the 2K21 days ask to stay with A&P, join A&P.
00:10:02.360 And you've always gotten hit with a sharp no.
00:10:04.800 Sharp.
00:10:05.200 But today, we make a change, and you're allowed to stay here, my friend.
00:10:09.280 Davis.
00:10:09.600 Oh, my God!
00:10:11.760 Oh, my God!
00:10:13.520 Oh, my God!
00:10:14.520 Yes!
00:10:15.920 Yes!
00:10:17.060 Oh, my God!
00:10:18.280 Hold on, hold on.
00:10:18.980 Oh, my fucking God!
00:10:20.420 Before this decision is final, I need to speak to Davis in private.
00:10:22.900 Okay.
00:10:23.200 Okay.
00:10:23.780 What the?
00:10:24.280 Wait, I thought he's the group here.
00:10:26.080 You talk to me.
00:10:26.740 You talk to me.
00:10:27.060 You talk to me.
00:10:27.080 You talk to me.
00:10:27.100 You talk to me.
00:10:27.380 Everybody call.
00:10:27.800 Everybody call.
00:10:28.300 Yo, I'm not going to lie.
00:10:29.680 Yeah.
00:10:30.620 Based off, like, the internet and viewers.
00:10:33.100 Yeah.
00:10:33.600 They claim that agent is the group leader.
00:10:36.500 Yeah, but David, like, behind the floor of those.
00:10:38.340 But to us, Davis, how we, if we wanted to, like, dethrone Davis, how would we go about doing that?
00:10:42.620 We'll go through agent first.
00:10:44.160 Agent?
00:10:44.820 But, but, but, Davis, the group leader.
00:10:46.280 Yeah.
00:10:46.780 But, like, agent, he's the most powerful, like, second.
00:10:50.620 Of course.
00:10:51.640 Next up.
00:10:52.980 So, like, he would be the lead.
00:10:53.920 So, what are we, what are we doing?
00:10:55.780 A vote?
00:10:56.540 Oh, guys.
00:10:56.920 Hey, fucker.
00:10:58.260 Yeah, we're good.
00:10:58.740 What are we talking about?
00:11:03.640 Now we're just talking about how much of a good-ass leader you are, nigga.
00:11:06.400 Okay.
00:11:07.080 All right.
00:11:07.380 One more.
00:11:07.720 So, um, what's the word?
00:11:10.140 All right.
00:11:11.100 Anyway, you can take half an agent's room.
00:11:17.080 You real?
00:11:17.960 You got to do it.
00:11:19.180 I guess so, man.
00:11:19.880 All right.
00:11:20.260 Welcome.
00:11:20.540 Welcome.
00:11:21.060 Welcome, agent.
00:11:21.680 That was a big-ass room.
00:11:22.840 Damn.
00:11:23.340 You better take that fucking room.
00:11:25.200 Thank you, my brother.
00:11:25.700 Now, look, I'm not going to take up too much space, as I'm only going to be here until
00:11:29.600 my internet's back working.
00:11:30.780 Oh, okay.
00:11:31.320 Yeah.
00:11:31.780 I'm not living, living, and I'm not-
00:11:32.980 Okay.
00:11:33.860 Yo, you know what's so crazy?
00:11:35.040 A MP shirt, A MP draw.
00:11:35.880 Thank you.
00:11:36.780 A MP draw.
00:11:37.460 I think it's an A MP draw.
00:11:38.620 You guys actually have an MP underwear?
00:11:40.200 Yeah.
00:11:40.540 Let me see.
00:11:41.400 Nah, here.
00:11:42.640 Yo, and you looked.
00:11:43.500 Your shoulders.
00:11:44.440 Your shoulders.
00:11:45.200 That's crazy as fuck.
00:11:46.380 Bro.