Adin Ross Plays GTA RP with Amber Heard.. (so funny)
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Summary
In this episode, we have our first guest on the show, David. We talk about his life growing up, how he met his current girlfriend, and how he feels about his ex-boyfriend. We also talk about how much money he has and what he wants to do with it.
Transcript
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Amber, do you want to, um, go into town with me?
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It's just been a long time since I've talked to, uh,
00:02:24.360
I give you a 9.5 just because I don't know your personality.
00:02:31.060
Shit, I would say, you know, you're about a 9.5 as well.
00:02:37.100
Do I have the pleasure to take you up on a date?
00:02:59.640
Yeah, but I just don't know, um, yeah, I don't know.
00:03:06.100
I mean, we can probably hire someone if you're rich.
00:03:13.120
The Nightbot's automatically fucking banning people for putting emotes.
00:03:24.260
We can be like, we can be like Bonnie and Clyde.
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I just hit your shoulder and I fell on the floor and I just thought of something.
00:04:24.480
Look, we have three people looking at you, acting like a dumbass.
00:07:10.880
Look, you gotta just keep it a buck with me, bro.
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But he's, like, probably one of the best actors ever.
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Nah, are you sure you want to take me to, you know, the bedroom?
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But when I have shit stains on my fucking underwear, y'all call me weird.
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I've never actually, you know, been with anyone before.
00:12:13.180
That's really good, but, you know, I just met you.
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So, this, this is my, uh, my brother who passed away and we, we kept his, uh, his stomach and I kiss it every time I leave.
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I'm sorry, but Miss Hurd, I'm not really comfortable with kissing.
00:14:00.900
Amber, I just, that's not my place to kiss something like that, you know?
00:14:12.280
No, listen, I completely understand where you're coming from, what you're saying, but I'm not kissing that stomach, no.
00:15:13.380
In my house, dick is only supposed to be out in the bathrooms, in the mouth, and in my ear.
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No, listen, I, you, you know, I, I, I, I, I came back in here because.
00:15:34.960
Well, you see, actually, uh, I came back in here because I wanted to show respect to your, uh, your, your, you know, your dead brother.
00:16:03.800
I know we just met, but, like, he literally called me over saying one word, and I came to you.
00:16:14.540
Don't get it twisted now, you know, I got you, but.
00:16:41.240
Are you trying to fucking run away from me right now?
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I'm gonna fucking get a fucking bottle and slam it across your fucking face right fucking now
00:18:16.040
I swear to fucking god, I'm gonna fucking hurt him