Adin Ross Plays GTA RP with Kai Cenat.. 🤣
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Summary
On this episode of we have a special guest on the pod, . He s a member of the New York City Police Department. We discuss a variety of topics such as , and in this episode.
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excuse me um yes um I was come yeah yeah um you could put your hands out of your pocket if you
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want both for what do you worry about that for um well do you have something there that you know
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that you're hiding to the public eye maybe oh you move like the feds bro maybe a gun perhaps yo what
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the why are you moving like the feds for what's wrong with you why are you calling me a thug for
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what makes you think I'm a thug oh you know why cuz I'm black no and you're the second person to say
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that it's not that's not why because you have a bra so so why so why so why am I stuck to you
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because so why am I stuck to you bro I ain't gonna lie bro I don't like how to talk to me bro you're
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talking crazy right now with your bum ass face look at your haircut you're covering your face
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because you're ugly you are covering your face because you're ugly and you're 5 too relax see see
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see now we got a problem no no no put your hands up put your hands up put your hands up yo yo take that
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fucking shirt off right now take the shirt off right now okay no problem take the shirt wait what huh
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ooh hey look I have a bra hair okay my shirt's off now what uh what are you gonna do with me
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oh come on chill well guys relax bro relax bro what the fuck okay can I talk to you real quick
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I ain't gonna lie bro put your hands down you put your you good you good bro I don't I don't got
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no problems with you cannot can you hey it was a joke okay what do you want to talk about that's
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not me I I want you you you gay right I go both ways I don't know bisexual I don't believe in being
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attracted to one sex one gender I believe in attractiveness if you're a good person you're
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good-looking okay cuz I ain't gonna lie you know gay niggas get mad bitches you feel what I'm
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saying gay niggas get all the bitches so I was thinking like bro you could kind of be a magnet
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to get all the bitches you know you know you could be the the gay friend that that's popular that that
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could literally like you know be able to to throw the best parties and all that bro you have a lot
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of potential I appreciate that and what is your role my role what is your role duh to fuck them
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nigga to fuck them wait to fuck them what were you just about to say hey yo what what do you yeah
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you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird you're weird all right listen listen hold on it's
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fine um I don't mind doing that for you I don't mind you know getting to know the girls and I bet so
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here's my number I'll lure them back to your crib and do what you got to do
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you got my number whoa how did you just airdrop that I have a samsung see
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see give contact damn I got a slow ass phone what the fuck what the way you the way you made it sound
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about luring and shit like that come on but you made me sound like ADP bro chill out my bad I didn't
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mean it like that all right bro come on okay so how do I give you my contact um call me oh
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oh do t-slash give contact together yeah that didn't work no give contact together like
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everything together t-slash you get it there you go call me so I have your number nigga you already
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have me locked in I suggest go to your suggested and it used to see you should see my arm wait
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chat I have a question is my phone glitch yes or no what it say what it what's the name on it
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back yeah yeah that's mine that's mine that's mine don't worry about the name bro you feel me
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it's my brother phone okay yeah I locked you in gang all right man if anybody fuck with you let me
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know you are all right um hold on one second yeah yes wait ganks I mean east side motherfucker
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what the fuck west side motherfucker oh nigga I never said I was a part of a gang why are you doing
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that bro BLM what the fuck you're weird wait all right just call me whenever you want to get some
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pussy not for me of course all right bro I ain't gonna lie bro niggas gotta shake you up bro you gotta
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get you gotta get a little gangster bro nice come on bro how about this yeah how about this
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we rob that nigga right there for his coat got you hey how you doing my name is not even that's not
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my name my name is actually David actually it's not David it's uh never mind that give me your
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coat right now before I fucking kill you oh shit I'm gonna bash your fucking skull hey hey hey don't
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go nowhere don't go nowhere stop moving stop moving take it off right now help me bro no take it off
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wait I'm not wait listen to what you saying take the shirt off take your take your word word to my
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dead tims take them off three seconds three take them yeah two I'm about to bash your fucking skull
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you hear me god damn it relax relax relax relax chill chill chill chill chill do you hear me god damn it
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there you go damn you look good as fuck I mean the focus on the fucking shit you go home you go home
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okay you go home right you're good come on come on come on thank you Daryl yes nigga that's what the
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fuck I'm talking about nigga yeah you might be valid in these streets I ain't gonna lie she
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what's what's cracking good you said an uber yeah I need an uber nah we're good bro we're good
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all right fucking weirdo am I right I know yeah weird he's weird as fuck
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all right so what's the next objective uh the next objective bro you gotta get some drip bro like
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you gotta come on I'm wearing a mirrors with hundreds out of my back pocket look do you see
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look at my ass yeah but you need some tattoos bro do you are you into tattoos it might hurt I ain't
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gonna lie actually I'm jewish so I we don't believe in tattoos damn for real yeah if you get tattoos
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you pretty much go to hell in the jewish world yeah damn gang that's tough I ain't gonna lie
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damn so um besides cats can I still look hard how about how about like a new hairstyle I mean can I be
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honest though I'm looking at your tattoo bro look are you full PS huh are you full PS for how much
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money you got here oh yeah yeah I'm from Atlanta but can I say something though are you full pockets full
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nigga you're talking about tattoos you literally have a picture of a stop sign on your
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boyfriend no way no way hell this can't speak oh shit I is oh what's going on what's up you met my
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boyfriend uh BK yeah boyfriend hey hey no son of mine boyfriend wait dad it's you wait wait star
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you're a son yes wait wait I need to talk to you real quick BK come over here it's important
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hold on daddy stay right there BK come here daddy bro yo BK you didn't tell me that that Fufu was
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your dad bro what happened all right I don't know if you're gonna believe me when I first pretty much
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you know came to the city and shit right I uh I was fucking around with you know a lot of people
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and just trying to meet people and greet you get what I'm saying you know how it is and yeah
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well your dad was coming on to me and he in broad daylight next to Chloe's door he reached over
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and grabbed my dick and you know my cock like right in front of like 100 people you fucked him
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nah he said he wanted to wait but we were about to okay let me ask him real quick okay
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dad you killed him dad why you killed him dad it's not confirmed they are my son no please
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dad you're gay are you mad who said that he said you grabbed his dick hey David don't lie like that
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hold on hold on excuse me wait David David hold on a second I'm not gonna do anything just stop
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no don't do that to my dad bro we can go there I did a lot more to your dad I did a lot more to your dad
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David if you okay who listen BK yes your dad why you calling me BK what's your name BDK
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nigga my name is Daryl oh Daryl listen your dad literally in broad daylight grabbed my dick in front of
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everyone don't is motherfucker if you lie one more time I swear this knife will be in your stomach oh
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well lie again lie again lie again your dick was also on my stomach motherfucker come over here
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wow he came out with a knife he came out with a knife what he came out with a knife hold on a second
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um Daryl stay right there hold on Daryl here's that dick you wanted here come here here's that dick
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you wanted Daryl daddy of Daryl you're weird Bo you're weird Daryl don't be mad man he's just
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He's not he's gonna wake up. Yeah, I know I'm gonna take it to the hospital real quick
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All right, you wanna roll with you or yeah, roll with me cuz you got a small pot. You got some apologizing to do
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I will apologize. I'm sorry. I feel bad now. Fuck the cars locked. Oh that's ems ems ems ems. Please help my dad my dad
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Damn, you got your fingernails painted just like Ray too. Chats a Ray
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What happened? Are you good? I'm okay. I'm okay. What's up? Okay. Okay. Yeah, my turn. Oh, what's your name?
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Race from the money you look like I'm exact like him. That's crazy. Yeah
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Look, the type of defamation and emasculation you are doing to me. I don't like it, so
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I don't emasculate anyone. You're the only one who reached out
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Excuse me. Why the fuck are you laughing? Look at your face
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Wait, Bubbles, I'm looking like John Cena right now
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People you didn't say that when you were asking to sniff my butthole earlier
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Hey Bubbles, I will just put a bag over your head
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Don't change up just cause you saw someone different
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No, no, no, no, no, all jokes aside, your face is looking like John Cena right now
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You come up with a different self next time, buddy
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Yo, I'm not that way, are you choking on your tongue now?
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No Bubbles, I'm being for real, you are looking like John Cena
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I'll really kill you, I don't play that shit bro
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Don't talk about my hair, I'm officer fucking ugly
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Of course they're gonna fucking ride things together
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Oh, I'm really, oh, I'm gonna kill that fucking dude!
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I'll take you to the hospital, my man, that's crazy.
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Bro, get the fuck out the way, move, move, move.
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That shit has to be a whole rolling loud or something.
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Oh, yeah, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
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You expect to go into a strip club but to listen to Poe D.
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I'm not going to get 15 bands to get in those clubs, man.
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Yo, when you get up, you're going to have a fat ass headache, though.
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Get me god damn out of here, I say god damn it.
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This is my first time I've ever talked to a girl before.
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This is actually the one you messed up with a messed up skin that looked like John Cena.
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My skin got messed up, I guess, when I flew back in, so you're good.
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Then I made him a Twitter video and it went viral.
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Yeah, well, you can just let me out right here.
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Fuck, get the fuck out of my face, you ugly bitch.
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Chat, chat, where did I get, where did my bat go?
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You haven't hooked up with any dudes yet, right?
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Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
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They got everybody number, you feel what I'm saying?
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I slid for y'all. Am I a real one? Are you okay?
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Damn, what kind of Lambos is that in real life?
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We in the black truck that we just went back to the hospital.
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Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, let's go to the main clothes.
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What the shooting teamong is just doing naturally.
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I don't like how that dance over there bro, go stab him bro
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I don't like how that bitch is dancing over there bro
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Oh my god, Daryl, I wanna suck your dick so bad
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That girl you stabbed up, I think she won an apology, bro, bro
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That girl you stabbed up, she might won an apology, bro
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That's the man that fucking knocked me the fuck out
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You too bloody to be walking up on me like that
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You got white jeans on and you bloody like that
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Everyone move, everyone move, everyone move, everyone move, I'm taking a piss on