Adin Ross Plays His NEW Red Dead RP Server!
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 25 minutes
Words per Minute
152.89534
Hate Speech Sentences
109
Summary
Chat and his friends go to a general store to buy some guns and ammo. They run out of food, so they go to get some water, but no one else has any. They end up having to get a horse instead of a gun to get them some food.
Transcript
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Hey, does anyone know what kind of ammo I need for this gun?
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Like, why the fuck does it say I can't carry that shit?
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I'm just going to try buying 10 bullets, I guess, bro.
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Yo, mod, spend the, uh, spend the, uh, Discord in here.
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But if you stab me right now, I'm going to kill you, motherfuckers.
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I was talking to this fine young lady, and we had a good talk.
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So, what I have to do is get my uncle to marry her so she turns out to be my cousin so I can fuck my cousin.
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You think you can, uh, put Valentine on my, uh, compass?
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Yeah, let me go ahead and do that right there, right now.
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Man, so look, they kept asking me to go to the, I can't say it, but they fucked, long
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Nah, nah, he just, you just caught him by surprise, that's all.
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Rondo, whoever's chasing after you, I'm going to make sure they pay.
00:06:08.180
They need to, you know, they need to figure out how to not really mess around with you,
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I want to, I want to make sure we get rid of all racism in this city.
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Listen, man, I'm going to tell you right now, you roll with us, we'll make sure you're protected.
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Don't call me, what's, did you just call me David?
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Jim Bob, why the fuck are you going after Rondo?
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So, Mr. Jim Bob, so you don't know who the fuck I am?
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David, I say we let Rondo deal with his ass right here.
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excuse me sir please show rondo respect that's all i ask yeah that's what i told him i didn't
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fuck his own certainly but if you want to do it will all righty all righty bitch over here i'll
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show you how to fuck her oh damn rondo rondo got an arm on him all right now you're back
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calm down man we're supposed to be one of a kind you can't make me
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stay down stay down stay down stay down stay down
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why the hell my breath smell like beef stew look man my hip gave out what the hell hell
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who the fuck are you what the fuck is wrong with that midget my my my my name is
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oh my god what the fuck is that oh my god what happened to merzel oh my what the
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all right how you how you doing bobby you can get up now my name is open no listen my
00:11:00.840
my name my name is jim bobby bobby get the fuck up stop being disrespectful
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i'm 63 years old man i can't what happened here bobby how does it feel to be a free man
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i'm jim what do you mean a free man my back don't work he gave out tell him man i'm trying to
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him my back gave out shit hold on backing up now oh shit i'm so sorry there sir
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wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wh wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
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I got people telling me you won't let them cross the bridge.
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This man is abiding by the law, and you're over here trying to stop him from crossing the bridge.
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There's all sorts of stuff going down over here, isn't there?
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Marshal, we'll move on with our day, all right?
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We don't want no problems with that guy out there.
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Now, we let people cross the bridge, but they came up to us.
00:14:27.220
Can y'all stop knocking off my goddamn fucking hat?
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Are we going to Valentine or am I going without you?
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Mods, make sure you put my server in the title.
00:15:12.060
Okay, you're kind of grabbing me on my little hippie.
00:15:48.580
Bro, Parker, could you go any fucking faster, goddammit?
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Parker, could you go any fucking faster, goddammit?
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I was put in the thing for Valentine, motherfucker, all right?
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And you could have goddamn asked me to do that, boy.
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Don't give me no fucking attitude before I really jump in the front and beat the fuck
00:16:22.080
We don't know if we can trust these boys behind us, so we got to move a little bit smart here.
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Do you know any folks down at Valentine, or you don't know anyone?
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I'm not, I don't know anyone, but let's see if I, I heard a lot of, uh, cowgirls live
00:16:40.280
Wait, Chad, could you get struck by lightning in this game?
00:16:43.420
Wait, can I, can we technically get struck by, uh, uh, uh, lightning?
00:16:55.080
This is where the horse is slipping, boy, and we get stranded in the middle of the dark.
00:17:00.380
All right, listen, we need water, too, and be honest with you.
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Just look, look where the clouds are going, all right, make sure.
00:18:13.560
We might have to just fucking stop right here, maybe, for some shelter.
00:18:38.600
Hey, you might have to be in here for some shelter.
00:20:29.400
I'm trying to find out why you killed the black horse.
00:20:50.900
Stop causing problems in this fucking sat ranch.
00:22:02.320
All right, so we have to stay here to the store and pass these.
00:22:16.560
That's why two leprechauns fucked and made this little fuck.
00:22:39.860
Anyone who comes in here, we got to scare her out because this is our...
00:24:35.660
And we can also hunt and we can sell what we kill.
00:24:41.360
But listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, we gotta make a...
00:24:46.520
Should we claim Valentine and have our people...
00:25:04.540
And it can be only our friends who can be there.
00:27:08.980
I say we just get to Valentine to figure out what we want to do.
00:27:11.140
Child, are there rattlesnakes in this game or is it just regular?
00:28:50.300
We're going to see if we like this land or not.
00:30:10.920
You guys want to call one of your horses back and put him on the back of the horse?
00:30:18.080
You break free, I'm gonna put a fucking arrow through your fucking head.
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I'm taking it to my land, and I'll show you illegal.
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You don't kill him man. You got precious a muscle. Oh, yeah, you definitely don't kill him. I got your hat pussy
00:32:02.000
The fuck is going on in my city. This is your town. I just got double teams and you're the one and let me guess
00:32:18.320
Now wait, this is your city. Oh, who said he is this now dog? Where's the dog? What the fuck?
00:32:25.620
Are we right over here? What the oh hit the ground
00:33:02.000
Where the fuck is he at? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
00:33:20.680
I'm getting on come on. Oh, yeah, I look look I had started in from his horse. Are you goddamn serious?
00:33:28.520
Wait, yeah, you can hack in this game chat. Yes, or no
00:37:17.940
What's happening here? I mean fuck we're the officer they're up there shooting it is let's get them boys
00:38:16.380
What is your name you will serve for me my mind my name is oh, but die, but you can call me oh
00:38:34.140
Aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer and that's okay, but I want y'all to work with me
00:38:38.880
Y'all be my shooters. Y'all be my bodyguards. Y'all really chase them
00:38:46.140
Y'all really risked your lives to make sure I was okay, and I think y'all can really be my bodyguards
00:38:53.760
No problem problem that minister I came from a different county a lot lot of people I can teach you how to shoot to
00:39:01.640
You want to want to see this are you fucking serious?
00:39:05.120
Wow there you see see that I can teach you what the
00:39:14.120
I could teach you I could teach you a lot of the things
00:39:18.720
We'll figure it out OB now come on let's get back down there
00:39:23.140
I think this dead guy was the one that was on top of the tower
00:39:33.300
You don't need to know about my ID sir. You don't need to know about my identity
00:39:37.220
You know who I am. I'm David. You know what I'm saying. I don't I don't I we didn't do anything wrong, sir
00:39:41.140
Where's everyone else everyone else? Okay. Everyone's all right. I appreciate you officers. All right. Look
00:39:48.740
We're gonna go man. Yes, that's the man. He started everything
00:39:53.140
Listen, we're gonna go on with our day. We're gonna go back. We're gonna head to valentine sir. We don't really you know
00:40:02.260
All right, well, we'll probably follow you there. This man's gonna get processed and serve his time for assault who does this man dead here
00:40:11.140
Isn't he the one that's shooting at y'all god damn right? He deserves to go to prison for a lie
00:40:16.020
Chaz that the guy was sniffed on me yesterday. Oh, maybe not life
00:40:18.340
But uh, put him under the jail. I know you didn't mean to do that. You're all right. Just wipe the blood up my face
00:40:25.380
You need healing or anything now. Where's parker at parker. We got to go to valentine
00:40:31.460
All right, let's go. I'll call my horse bodyguards. Come on this man under the jail
00:40:37.300
Where were you right there, man? I was in a one. I was in one-on-one combat
00:40:42.180
I was confused. I was trying to help you. I didn't know where you were going. Get on boy
00:40:53.060
I just didn't really understand you didn't really have my back parker chat. Was that fake? Yes or no?
00:40:59.700
I was fighting someone else while you were fighting that person
00:41:04.340
I understand what you're saying loud and clear, but you have to understand what i'm saying
00:41:08.020
You have you not you you have my back chat. Was that cool to watch bro?
00:41:11.860
I feel like the chat feel like the fucking fighting in this game is way better than gta like
00:41:35.940
Off come on charlie. Okay, give me one second now. Hold on. Let me get in my head just for 10 seconds. We're about to be at valentine. Good shit, brother
00:41:53.940
God damn, I think my cousin over here. I'm hungry for her fishy pussy
00:41:59.220
I haven't fucked my cousin in a very long time, man
00:42:01.780
All that shit on fish for late from McDonald's drop through hell yeah
00:42:09.460
It's this thing that they have, but it's not really big
00:42:12.740
It's a little it's a little store back in the big city
00:42:25.300
Hold on hold on one second obi. You don't got to call me master. All right. That's not my name
00:42:34.900
Okay, the not king then parker if you want to be so fucking weird about it
00:42:48.500
Head honcho is good enough. All right boys, we're at valentine
00:42:51.220
Do not call me, man. They gotta stop calling me there
00:43:01.060
All right. Well, look we have valentine, right?
00:43:04.740
What's the population looking like the active population right now?
00:43:10.740
I don't know if you want to there's a church here if we can go against our sins
00:43:15.220
I actually could use some church. I just killed two men
00:43:24.020
All right. All right. How old your sister train on your sister?
00:43:29.940
How about you let her let us fuck all right? Come on. He's goddamn right. Take one for the team brother
00:43:47.540
Nobody be a wild. It's a church. All right guns away
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Get off the horse and really have a sit down with me
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Y'all can clearly tell we outlaws in here right
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looking for a girlfriend i see that dude slash med i did bro
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okay well look look wait all right i'm gonna put you down here
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wow you're so funny bro wow that was so funny bro
01:13:59.060
david david i beat you fair and square and now that's the right to my woman
01:14:12.540
he might he might have been using some sissy tactics but he still technically won
01:14:17.180
the man who was playing possum i won you dumb fuck i stabbed him like eight times
01:14:24.240
you didn't kill me because you are fucking dumb ass
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listen i want to talk to you david i have an idea
01:15:08.700
well i'm not gonna lie i think vetsky before it she is for the streets before i wiped her up
01:15:50.740
what do you say we go over to the bar and get drunk
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i'm down and now we run a train on that slut afterwards
01:16:07.200
mr david why are there so many people fascinated by you
01:16:10.200
it's insane i can't fucking believe it must be because i fucked you up
01:16:25.200
what the hell keep shooting over here you think
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i'm not gonna lie david i said we go to a different town
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we're having a little party come on we gonna have a little party
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no guns in the saloon unless you're one of my bodyguards
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i gotta get my money from the bank real quick david
01:17:14.200
mr deputy i'm gonna go get my money from the bank alright
01:17:25.200
david wants me to go get my money i'll be right back alright
01:17:44.200
hopefully your brother Eli don't have a speech problem
01:18:08.200
alright david let's get fucking drunk and play some poker
01:18:26.200
i'm gonna need everybody in here to flex their page up
01:18:28.200
yeah you can call me silver bullet or by my real name jose jr
01:18:32.200
who are you talking to like that you're not to see what i did to david i'll do it to you too you fucking ugly fuck
01:18:50.200
i ain't david now boy i'll take you out there and beat your ass son
01:19:11.200
where are we headed to david i thought we're getting drunk
01:23:58.200
are you aware of best you know anyone named mr whip
01:24:15.200
give me a few minutes alone with her real quick
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but i'ma make sure that we get married happy living after
01:24:56.200
i'm not saying that i don't know what that word means