Adin Live - November 26, 2022


Adin Ross Puts iShowSpeed On a BLIND DATE! (Full Stream)


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Length

23 minutes

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Word count

3,821

Sentence count

471

Harmful content

Misogyny

22

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Toxicity

142

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Hate speech

10

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Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by special guest Jaylani to talk about a variety of topics. We talk about the World Cup, Lil' Tj, and much more!

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Special guess and then you can scoot a little more
00:00:05.460 Yes, it's a rapper
00:00:08.000 Guess who it is? Lil Tj. Nah, not today not today. Oh, guess another I guess again
00:00:21.760 Yo
00:00:23.760 This smells good
00:00:25.760 No, he doesn't bite relax. You're good. You're good smells good. Um all right
00:00:31.600 All right, just just take one more guess who you think it is and then that's a rapper, right? Yes female or man? 1.00
00:00:38.840 female 0.86
00:00:40.580 female rapper
00:00:42.580 Nicki Minaj
00:00:44.080 It's not actually a rapper, but listen. It's better than a rapper. Listen. I know lately
00:00:48.520 You don't say you've been going through not a rapper on a second, but I know lately even going through things
00:00:52.920 Oh, I didn't score not nobody scored lately. I'm looking at it
00:00:56.420 So is shy lately even going through things and stuff like that. So I went ahead and you know, I made sure you know we
00:01:01.740 We we found someone who can help you out with something you're going through, bro
00:01:04.880 I went ahead and I'm basically your special guest is a very lovely kind young nice beautiful woman a 0.97
00:01:14.200 Woman yeah, you've got to say hi 1.00
00:01:16.340 Hey a woman yeah woman a woman a woman a special guest was a woman a woman 0.96
00:01:26.720 Are you serious right now, bro? All right, I listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
00:01:31.460 She's not just a woman. Is he pretty?
00:01:33.860 She's yes, she honest beyond you're gonna see her in a second. Okay, listen, and when you see her
00:01:39.060 I think it's gonna really change the way you view life, okay
00:01:41.300 Oh, um we are growing some hair here
00:01:43.700 Yeah
00:01:46.640 All right, um
00:01:48.640 Listen I want you to before you take this blindfold off. Just really understand that
00:01:54.600 You know you're a good person. I know you've been having a lot of bad luck with with with ladies lately
00:01:59.620 But I think this might be the one all right. Let me see it, bro
00:02:05.020 All right
00:02:07.020 You
00:02:19.260 I'm telling you're very pretty what's your name?
00:02:21.260 Jaylani
00:02:23.260 Now I'm telling I'm telling I'm telling I'm telling I'm telling she not and I'm telling I'm telling all right, so speed
00:02:30.440 You know I'm saying I had to you know do some digging you what I'm saying, uh-huh
00:02:35.620 Go ahead and ask her you know some questions 0.99
00:02:38.260 So like how old are you type shit like 21 you're 21 mm-hmm. Where are you from? Tell how old you are 0.99
00:02:45.300 Oh, I'm 19. I'm turning 20 like in two weeks, so so like where are you from?
00:02:49.780 Um, Broward
00:02:50.980 Broward? Broward?
00:02:52.980 Hey, I'm not gonna lie
00:02:54.980 Like like what race are you?
00:02:56.980 Cuban and Irish
00:02:58.980 Cuban and Irish?
00:03:00.980 You know who Irish is? No 0.94
00:03:02.980 Broward, Métis, that's Irish 1.00
00:03:04.980 Oh really? Okay, not at all
00:03:06.980 No? So like so like what do you do type shit, you know? 0.99
00:03:10.980 OnlyFans 0.99
00:03:12.980 OnlyFans
00:03:14.980 So you pop right now
00:03:16.980 Yeah, come on bro
00:03:18.980 Maybe you gotta ask what she does on there first
00:03:20.980 Alright, yeah, what are you doing here? 0.99
00:03:22.980 Pop your **** right? 0.99
00:03:24.980 Maybe 0.98
00:03:26.980 Okay, alright, so like
00:03:28.980 So like um
00:03:30.980 Hold on wait, what's this freak out?
00:03:32.980 Why are you saying 17 bro? They're so weird
00:03:34.980 Oh, they're talking about here on the back
00:03:36.980 No, they talking about slips in the background
00:03:38.980 Speed, you're 17? 0.99
00:03:40.980 No, I'm not fucking 17 1.00
00:03:42.980 You got ID and everything, bro 0.98
00:03:44.980 I literally sold my ID to the whole stream
00:03:46.980 I asked him too because they were saying that I was being weird to a 17 year old 0.99
00:03:49.980 Exactly bro, I'm dead ass 19 0.91
00:03:51.980 But look though, nah, you look good though, you know 0.96
00:03:53.980 Thank you
00:03:54.980 You watch football? Like I'm watching the World Cup right now
00:03:56.980 I know, it's pretty important
00:03:57.980 Uh huh
00:03:58.980 Who do you got winning this game right here?
00:04:00.980 Uh, I guess
00:04:02.980 Wait, something about to happen Speed
00:04:03.980 I know, ooh it's a free kick
00:04:04.980 Hold on wait, let's watch this free kick real quick 0.76
00:04:06.980 Okay, no problem
00:04:07.980 It's gonna have to fart
00:04:08.980 Alright
00:04:09.980 Let's, let's, let's
00:04:10.980 3, 2, 1
00:04:11.980 Are you
00:04:12.980 You lied?
00:04:13.980 Why would you lie?
00:04:14.980 You didn't hear me fart?
00:04:15.980 Are you serious?
00:04:16.980 No, I'm sorry
00:04:17.980 Come back
00:04:18.980 Oh my god
00:04:20.980 Okay, no, no
00:04:21.980 Don't smell
00:04:22.980 Are they like the silent killers?
00:04:23.980 No, no, no
00:04:24.980 They don't smell, they don't smell
00:04:25.980 You didn't hear me fart?
00:04:26.980 I let it go
00:04:27.980 No, you lied, bro
00:04:28.980 Because they wouldn't slip out all the way
00:04:29.980 Oh my god
00:04:30.980 Okay
00:04:31.980 So bad
00:04:32.980 Alright, so look, now real talk 0.99
00:04:34.980 So like, who do you think about a Ronaldo or Messi type shit? 0.99
00:04:37.980 Uh, Ronaldo 0.99
00:04:38.980 I'm not Ronaldo
00:04:39.980 Okay, okay
00:04:40.980 There we go
00:04:41.980 Make a progress
00:04:42.980 Okay
00:04:43.980 Bruh 1.00
00:04:44.980 Fuck, bruh 1.00
00:04:45.980 I just peep, bruh 1.00
00:04:46.980 Who should I be going for?
00:04:47.980 Mexico
00:04:48.980 Argentina
00:04:49.980 Argentina
00:04:50.980 I like Messi
00:04:51.980 So, Argentina
00:04:52.980 You want Argentina?
00:04:53.980 You, bro, you look like somebody 0.54
00:04:55.980 I'm just trying to think
00:04:56.980 Who?
00:04:57.980 Like some basketball player
00:04:58.980 What?
00:04:59.980 A male or a female?
00:05:01.980 Who
00:05:17.980 Who is it?
00:05:18.980 What is it?
00:05:19.980 Who does she look like, bro?
00:05:20.980 That's a basketball player?
00:05:22.980 No, you like, uh
00:05:23.980 So what I feed on basketball players?
00:05:24.980 No, I wasn't say, Blake Griffin
00:05:25.980 Um, what's it called? 0.99
00:05:27.980 Um, damn this game is crazy 0.98
00:05:29.980 Somebody said I look like LeBron. 0.99
00:05:31.700 Nah.
00:05:32.220 Come on.
00:05:33.260 A lot of people are saying it.
00:05:34.880 Jesse Rhodes.
00:05:35.820 Jesse Rhodes.
00:05:37.120 Iggy Azalea.
00:05:37.820 Shakira.
00:05:39.160 Look like Ronaldo.
00:05:39.980 She doesn't look nothing like Ronaldo.
00:05:42.240 Like, bro, like, why do people just, is she real or fake?
00:05:45.860 You're real, right?
00:05:46.920 I think I'm real.
00:05:47.740 You're real?
00:05:48.300 Yeah.
00:05:48.920 Hey, rate me one through ten real quick.
00:05:50.260 Like, if you could rate me one through ten.
00:05:51.520 Everything, though.
00:05:52.420 Everything.
00:05:52.900 Like, rate me one through ten.
00:05:54.180 Okay, so, I think the fart made you go down one point.
00:05:57.980 But if that's not fair, can I tell you why?
00:05:59.260 Hold on, I got you.
00:06:00.060 He's expressing his real self.
00:06:01.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:01.980 Yeah, so that should make him go.
00:06:02.880 It's his confidentity, yeah.
00:06:05.580 So, I think he should go up one point, in my opinion.
00:06:08.420 Yeah.
00:06:09.440 So, what do you rate him, though?
00:06:10.260 One through ten.
00:06:10.480 It's your rating.
00:06:11.100 Go ahead.
00:06:11.900 Yeah, what would you rate me?
00:06:13.800 A nine.
00:06:19.060 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:06:20.720 Should I act the fucker? 1.00
00:06:22.720 Shh. 1.00
00:06:24.740 So, look.
00:06:26.740 What's your name again?
00:06:28.200 Jelani.
00:06:28.560 Jelani.
00:06:29.880 Ask her.
00:06:30.580 Okay, I have a scenario.
00:06:31.500 If you two were the last two people on Earth.
00:06:34.900 No.
00:06:35.560 No.
00:06:35.900 No, I was going to say.
00:06:36.820 No, bro.
00:06:37.560 Can I just say what I was going to say?
00:06:38.700 No.
00:06:38.940 Would you guys?
00:06:39.720 No.
00:06:40.180 Listen to what I was going to say.
00:06:41.140 I was going to say, you know what I'm saying?
00:06:43.380 Like, would you guys, you know, pray to God every day together?
00:06:46.300 Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:06:47.400 Of course.
00:06:48.160 Good.
00:06:48.420 That's all I was asking, bro. 1.00
00:06:49.440 Like, damn. 1.00
00:06:50.260 Okay, all right. 1.00
00:06:51.000 All right.
00:06:51.080 Nah, I just thought she was going somewhere else with this question, you know?
00:06:54.980 Yeah.
00:06:55.860 No, no.
00:06:56.400 I would never do that.
00:06:57.540 God, seriously.
00:06:58.120 Come on, bro.
00:06:58.600 Why does this camera make me look black and brown skin?
00:07:01.480 It's so weird.
00:07:02.120 It's like mixed, right? 1.00
00:07:03.100 Yeah.
00:07:03.440 Like, Chet, it's kind of weird.
00:07:05.260 Like, I look black and brown skin.
00:07:06.580 You're like a hybrid, huh? 0.99
00:07:08.180 Yeah, bro.
00:07:08.740 Yo, can we see a goal?
00:07:11.500 Like...
00:07:12.000 I know.
00:07:12.340 This is crazy.
00:07:14.160 This game is going to be so long.
00:07:16.200 This game is not.
00:07:16.980 Nah, it's almost over.
00:07:18.140 It's almost over.
00:07:19.180 No, it's about to go to halftime. 1.00
00:07:20.220 So, when it goes to halftime, you're like, we're going to like fucking shit. 1.00
00:07:23.960 Facts. 1.00
00:07:24.960 All right.
00:07:25.360 So, let's see here. 1.00
00:07:27.340 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:32.740 What? 1.00
00:07:34.020 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:07:34.960 All right.
00:07:35.260 So, look.
00:07:35.540 So, look.
00:07:35.820 So, look.
00:07:36.080 So, look.
00:07:37.280 It's called Shadows.
00:07:38.600 Do your research.
00:07:39.300 This is not a shadow.
00:07:41.260 Wait.
00:07:41.720 Is that racist?
00:07:42.520 He's calling me a shadow. 1.00
00:07:43.480 Yo, who the fuck just called him a shadow? 1.00
00:07:44.760 She just fucking farted. 1.00
00:07:46.120 Wait, you fart? 1.00
00:07:46.920 No.
00:07:47.940 Oh, I'm sure.
00:07:48.680 Maybe it was me.
00:07:49.200 Yeah, like.
00:07:50.220 Come on.
00:07:51.020 That was you?
00:07:51.620 Maybe it was me. 0.99
00:07:52.420 I don't remember what comes out of my butt. 0.99
00:07:54.200 Wait. 0.99
00:07:54.540 Wait.
00:07:54.860 Is this a shadow? 1.00
00:07:55.800 Do you remember what comes in your butt? 1.00
00:07:58.680 Wait. 1.00
00:07:59.040 What she said? 1.00
00:07:59.480 She said, do you remember what comes in my butt? 1.00
00:08:01.820 What comes in your butt? 1.00
00:08:02.940 Well, he said he doesn't remember what comes out. 0.99
00:08:04.580 I was wondering if he remembers what comes in.
00:08:06.200 That was a good one.
00:08:07.260 That was a good one.
00:08:08.600 Okay.
00:08:10.780 What was...
00:08:11.780 What does it smell like?
00:08:14.280 It's just not... 0.88
00:08:15.380 I don't know why your farts don't stink for some reason. 0.82
00:08:17.060 Me? 0.89
00:08:17.520 Yeah, your farts don't stink. 0.58
00:08:18.640 Because when I shower, I really scrub in there. 0.90
00:08:20.660 The hole.
00:08:21.100 That doesn't count. 1.00
00:08:23.040 Fart is gas, you fucking dumb. 1.00
00:08:24.720 Oh, you're so stupid. 1.00
00:08:25.600 How do we... 1.00
00:08:26.260 Oh, my God.
00:08:26.500 Argentine in a box.
00:08:27.160 Argentine in a box.
00:08:29.700 Dude. 1.00
00:08:30.360 Dumb. 1.00
00:08:30.940 That was their closest... 1.00
00:08:32.060 That was like...
00:08:32.620 That was Argentinean's most closest term, bro.
00:08:36.340 Fats.
00:08:36.760 I just want to see...
00:08:38.800 Bro, second...
00:08:39.440 I'm telling you, second half...
00:08:39.940 What's happening?
00:08:41.100 That's where we got to watch the game.
00:08:42.400 Okay, bet, bet, bet, bet.
00:08:43.080 Like, right now, we can chill right now.
00:08:44.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:44.940 But second half, that's where we like actually...
00:08:47.220 Chat, second half, that's when we like actually watching the game.
00:08:49.500 We're hanging out when our ball's out.
00:08:51.000 Yeah, bro.
00:08:51.640 Like... 1.00
00:08:51.940 Type shit. 1.00
00:08:52.260 Corner cake from Messi. 1.00
00:08:56.000 Deflectation.
00:08:57.720 Deflectation is deflection.
00:08:58.700 It's the Schneider.
00:08:59.800 It's halftime.
00:09:00.520 Oh. 1.00
00:09:00.960 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:09:02.000 Well, it's halftime. 1.00
00:09:03.020 Well, chat.
00:09:03.840 Chat, tell me when...
00:09:05.400 The what's him calling?
00:09:06.460 Game's back on.
00:09:07.840 Yeah, chat.
00:09:08.520 Yo, chat.
00:09:08.960 Tell me when the game gets back on, y'all.
00:09:11.180 Well, so...
00:09:11.580 Do you know what Ronaldo says when he scores a goal?
00:09:16.380 He...
00:09:16.860 No, no, hold on.
00:09:17.420 Say it again.
00:09:18.640 I don't know.
00:09:19.100 Do you know what Ronaldo says when he says he scores a goal?
00:09:20.480 This is what he does.
00:09:21.900 He goes... 1.00
00:09:23.240 Silly! 1.00
00:09:24.300 Yeah, so let's... 1.00
00:09:24.960 Should we have her do it? 1.00
00:09:25.540 Yeah, so you gotta do it.
00:09:26.640 Okay, do it one more time.
00:09:28.180 You gotta be like... 1.00
00:09:29.420 Silly! 1.00
00:09:30.780 Like, Ronaldo does it every time. 1.00
00:09:32.160 And it's very...
00:09:32.700 Just go like this.
00:09:33.220 I'll do it too.
00:09:33.860 Yeah.
00:09:34.760 Go like... 1.00
00:09:35.700 Silly! 1.00
00:09:36.580 And you gotta like do a little shake at the end. 0.99
00:09:38.040 It's like the Portuguese style.
00:09:39.220 You gotta... 1.00
00:09:39.880 Silly! 1.00
00:09:41.020 Like... 1.00
00:09:41.420 Come on.
00:09:42.980 What?
00:09:43.560 He needs air?
00:09:49.080 More! 1.00
00:09:50.480 All right, motherfucker. 1.00
00:09:55.200 You're a bye. 1.00
00:09:55.940 You're a bye, motherfucker. 1.00
00:09:56.840 You're up. 1.00
00:09:58.920 Oh my God, bro.
00:10:00.560 You don't want to end up for me.
00:10:01.640 Because she's better.
00:10:02.640 Oh, okay.
00:10:03.180 All right.
00:10:03.420 Do you actually do CPR?
00:10:04.560 Wait, can I do CPR on you?
00:10:06.060 Yeah.
00:10:06.660 Can we do like a CPR lesson?
00:10:08.480 Yeah.
00:10:09.300 All right.
00:10:09.660 Well, I'm supposed to be like flat, but it's cool.
00:10:11.420 So what is a CPR lesson?
00:10:12.580 So like what do I have to do?
00:10:14.320 Um, hold my head straight.
00:10:17.340 Um, just don't hurt me.
00:10:19.580 Be gentle.
00:10:20.780 Yeah.
00:10:21.460 It's like right here, though.
00:10:22.580 You are a little aggressive on that side.
00:10:24.140 Just be very gentle and nice and sweet.
00:10:26.240 Okay.
00:10:26.700 CPR lesson.
00:10:27.200 But you know what?
00:10:27.720 You have to consent.
00:10:28.620 It's 2020-22.
00:10:29.500 Oh yeah.
00:10:29.920 So do I have the consent to give you CPR?
00:10:31.580 Yeah.
00:10:31.780 Good.
00:10:32.380 Okay.
00:10:32.760 Shechat consent 2020-22.
00:10:34.580 You have to ask.
00:10:35.420 Go ahead.
00:10:35.680 Bro, how do we get from the soccer game to CPR lesson?
00:10:38.380 It's halftime.
00:10:39.120 It's halftime.
00:10:39.740 It's halftime.
00:10:40.280 So when a game, so when Mexico and Argentina play a game, we're going to be watching the game.
00:10:44.440 Like, we're going to really watch the game together.
00:10:46.580 Okay?
00:10:47.140 Okay.
00:10:47.840 All right.
00:10:48.160 CPR now.
00:10:48.880 Okay?
00:10:49.220 So, you know, education for purposes.
00:10:53.520 Yes, of course.
00:10:54.280 And you ask for consent.
00:10:55.380 I ask for consent, you know?
00:10:57.240 Yeah.
00:10:58.280 Okay.
00:10:58.800 Okay, so go ahead.
00:11:00.400 Do you need help?
00:11:01.780 Today's going to be a good day.
00:11:05.960 I got a feeling that.
00:11:07.220 It's going to be a...
00:11:08.700 Oh, Mick had a farm.
00:11:15.020 All right.
00:11:15.500 Okay, CPR.
00:11:16.360 So you're supposed to go like this?
00:11:17.720 So like what?
00:11:18.680 Like this?
00:11:19.760 Or like this?
00:11:20.520 Wait, wait.
00:11:21.060 It's coming.
00:11:21.520 Why do I have...
00:11:22.460 What do I eat?
00:11:23.680 Should I fart away?
00:11:24.700 Or relax.
00:11:25.580 I do not have a fart, bro.
00:11:27.640 Wait, why is this...
00:11:28.880 Is this stuff?
00:11:29.980 Wait, is it pause?
00:11:33.240 Oh, somebody paused it.
00:11:34.360 Who paused it?
00:11:37.860 I have to do the bathroom real quick, speed.
00:11:39.540 Give me one time, just a quick pace.
00:11:40.940 Okay.
00:11:41.980 So it's me and you now.
00:11:43.900 All right.
00:11:45.080 You want me to be...
00:11:45.620 Okay.
00:11:46.120 Let me give you CPR, all right?
00:11:47.100 Okay.
00:11:48.120 So, education for purpose.
00:11:49.580 I have to consent to give you CPR?
00:11:50.460 Yeah.
00:11:51.320 So, I think it's like...
00:11:53.120 This?
00:11:53.900 This?
00:11:54.580 Yeah.
00:11:55.160 Okay.
00:11:55.860 Okay.
00:11:56.500 All right.
00:11:56.840 CPR.
00:12:01.220 Oh! 0.60
00:12:02.300 Bro!
00:12:03.780 Bro!
00:12:05.100 What are you doing?
00:12:06.800 Bro!
00:12:07.720 Oh! 0.60
00:12:10.340 Oh my God!
00:12:12.800 What is wrong with you?
00:12:15.200 Oh my God!
00:12:16.720 I don't even want to go in this area.
00:12:32.060 Okay.
00:12:32.620 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:12:33.060 I'm sorry.
00:12:33.780 No, let's get back to this.
00:12:35.980 Bro, he's literally just pulling this place up.
00:12:38.700 What happened?
00:12:39.360 What are you doing?
00:12:40.000 He just gave me CPR and farted everywhere.
00:12:42.900 Hold on.
00:12:43.400 You farted?
00:12:44.560 Everywhere with his leg up.
00:12:45.820 Where's his leg up?
00:12:46.840 Ah! 0.90
00:12:47.580 It stinks! 1.00
00:12:48.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:50.760 Oh my fucking... 1.00
00:12:51.840 What is wrong with you? 1.00
00:12:53.640 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00
00:12:56.160 Seriously? 1.00
00:12:57.640 Get up!
00:12:58.760 Sit down!
00:12:59.760 Oh my...
00:13:00.280 It's so bad. 1.00
00:13:04.040 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, god damn it! 1.00
00:13:07.200 Now sit on there and relax. 1.00
00:13:09.120 You got company over. 1.00
00:13:12.420 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00
00:13:13.940 Holy shit! 1.00
00:13:16.500 I'm blowing my marbles off. 1.00
00:13:19.580 Oh! 0.60
00:13:21.900 Laugh!
00:13:22.460 That's so funny!
00:13:24.020 Everybody let finish...
00:13:25.160 Oh, that's funny.
00:13:28.440 Okay, okay.
00:13:29.160 It doesn't stink anymore, bro. 1.00
00:13:30.500 You can't even smell your own ass. 1.00
00:13:32.120 I'm going to be honest, bro. 1.00
00:13:32.700 It smells like mac and cheese and like... 0.97
00:13:34.420 Disgusting like...
00:13:36.240 Beans and stuffing and turkey and... 0.97
00:13:39.760 Chicken and just all sorts of disgusting groceries like...
00:13:42.660 Oh my gosh.
00:13:44.460 You smell it?
00:13:45.140 Yeah, it's really bad.
00:13:47.480 You said it smells like Ohio?
00:13:49.180 It smells like Ohio!
00:13:51.720 That's the best thing I can say.
00:13:52.360 Bro, what do you eat, bro?
00:13:53.440 You see, it's so...
00:13:54.700 Child's got to be the most really bad.
00:13:55.960 So how's your day going?
00:13:58.600 Is it going good?
00:13:59.320 Um...
00:13:59.920 Yeah, I guess it's going good so far.
00:14:05.340 So he definitely failed the test with CPR for sure.
00:14:08.720 He did?
00:14:09.680 Without a doctor.
00:14:10.180 I should probably boot again.
00:14:11.700 I don't even trust you boot again.
00:14:15.800 No, I haven't left in like a year.
00:14:18.060 That was a funny laugh.
00:14:19.280 I usually don't laugh.
00:14:20.400 Now let's back to being serious now.
00:14:21.560 Okay.
00:14:23.480 So like seriously, though?
00:14:24.740 Like back to seriousness.
00:14:26.300 Like my fault.
00:14:27.020 I was trolling, you know?
00:14:28.300 I was trolling, you know?
00:14:29.520 Was it funny? 1.00
00:14:30.220 Bro, shut up. 1.00
00:14:30.840 I can't fucking stand people like this, bro. 1.00
00:14:32.620 Yeah, I hate that, too. 1.00
00:14:33.580 Was it funny?
00:14:34.280 Your name is Jett.
00:14:35.540 I mean, bro, like bro, just be quiet, bro. 1.00
00:14:37.200 Yeah, yeah, at that point, just shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:14:38.560 That funny, quit making jokes. 0.99
00:14:39.860 Okay, you're all right.
00:14:40.420 Okay.
00:14:40.720 L.A. and L.P.
00:14:41.580 It was funny to me.
00:14:42.280 It was funny to me.
00:14:43.480 It was like...
00:14:44.080 I'm like, it was funny to me.
00:14:45.400 Anyways, though, like...
00:14:47.240 Jelani?
00:14:47.840 Jelani?
00:14:48.380 What's your name?
00:14:49.040 Jelani.
00:14:49.780 Jelani? 0.89
00:14:50.720 That's a black name. 0.66
00:14:51.780 Jelani.
00:14:52.920 But for real talk, though, like...
00:14:54.100 So like, what do you think of me?
00:14:57.600 You should probably re-ask me this question after a few more minutes.
00:15:01.660 Basically, right now, you just let off a fart. 0.75
00:15:04.220 So she just wants to like let that sink in first.
00:15:06.460 So just ask her in a little bit.
00:15:08.920 Why is that so fart?
00:15:10.640 All right, yeah, okay.
00:15:11.560 All right.
00:15:11.820 I asked you a different minute.
00:15:12.660 All right.
00:15:12.820 What do you think of my armpit hair?
00:15:14.460 It's a good question.
00:15:16.060 So it's like not too much.
00:15:18.800 I'm too little.
00:15:20.360 Would you smell it?
00:15:23.140 Smell it.
00:15:23.960 Oh, God, I don't stink.
00:15:24.900 Oh, my life, I don't stink.
00:15:26.100 Actually, take a few minutes.
00:15:26.760 I just saw it in your shop.
00:15:27.560 Yeah, I literally just saw it.
00:15:28.820 Just smell it.
00:15:29.400 For two seconds, bro.
00:15:30.880 What do I get out of it?
00:15:34.380 You get a free OnlyFans video from me.
00:15:38.660 Whoa.
00:15:41.860 Should I?
00:15:42.880 Should I?
00:15:44.180 I'm staying out of this one.
00:15:45.360 How about you smell the other armpit?
00:15:46.700 I'll smell this one.
00:15:47.240 Okay.
00:15:48.520 No, no, no.
00:15:49.200 Separate, separate.
00:15:50.200 So you first.
00:15:53.120 Yo, like hook.
00:15:54.160 Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:57.700 See, it doesn't stink.
00:15:59.280 It literally does not stink.
00:16:03.420 Okay.
00:16:04.140 It's actually pretty good.
00:16:05.300 What do you mean pretty good?
00:16:06.340 That smells good.
00:16:06.900 It smells good.
00:16:07.740 Yeah, that me up, that me up, that me up.
00:16:10.100 My foot, that me up.
00:16:10.900 Let's play this one game.
00:16:15.120 One, two, three, four.
00:16:16.600 I declare a thumb war.
00:16:17.720 Five, six, seven, eight. 1.00
00:16:18.940 Loser has to masturbate. 1.00
00:16:20.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:22.620 One, two, three. 1.00
00:16:23.760 One, two, three, four.
00:16:39.080 I declare a thumb war.
00:16:39.980 Five, six, seven, eight. 1.00
00:16:40.880 Loser has to masturbate. 1.00
00:16:44.600 One. 1.00
00:16:46.360 One.
00:16:46.840 Who's cheating?
00:16:47.340 I mean, you can't do that.
00:16:49.100 What do you mean?
00:16:49.900 One.
00:16:53.080 One, two, three, four.
00:16:55.100 Ah.
00:16:59.540 Wait, is it back on?
00:17:01.420 No, it's Charles Barkley's commercial.
00:17:03.420 Check, tell me when it's 15 minutes, y'all.
00:17:05.120 Let me know when it's 15 minutes.
00:17:07.620 Someone said unfunny, now I'm going to bed.
00:17:10.280 Like, of course, right?
00:17:11.260 Who said that?
00:17:11.780 Who said that?
00:17:12.180 Who said that?
00:17:12.200 Are you betting him?
00:17:13.660 Where's he at?
00:17:14.380 Go up a little more.
00:17:15.780 Go up a little more, a little more, a little more.
00:17:18.120 I don't even know.
00:17:18.800 It was probably Larry Green.
00:17:21.140 Was it Larry Green?
00:17:21.740 I think so, yeah.
00:17:22.660 Yeah, it was Larry Green, be quiet. 1.00
00:17:25.760 God damn, bro. 1.00
00:17:27.040 It's always Larry Green, bro. 1.00
00:17:28.920 All right, so let's play football.
00:17:32.760 World Cup.
00:17:34.700 You know what song, World Cup?
00:17:36.380 Yeah, sing it to me.
00:17:37.380 Oh, do you know it?
00:17:38.740 Probably not.
00:17:40.080 So basically, it's like.
00:17:40.960 Yeah, go on.
00:17:41.420 World Cup, World Cup, World Cup.
00:17:47.560 World Cup, World Cup, World Cup.
00:17:51.740 World Cup, World Cup.
00:17:55.360 World Cup.
00:17:56.600 World Cup, World Cup.
00:17:57.760 World Cup, World Cup.
00:17:58.920 It's time to play football.
00:18:01.860 World Cup.
00:18:02.960 It's time to play football
00:18:04.960 World Cup
00:18:06.960 World Cup
00:18:08.960 World Cup
00:18:10.960 World Cup
00:18:12.960 Cup
00:18:14.960 What you thought I said? Why she thinking negative?
00:18:16.960 Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, why are you thinking like that? 1.00
00:18:18.960 You got a sexual dirty mind 1.00
00:18:20.960 She nasty, she naughty 1.00
00:18:22.960 Naughty girl, naughty girl 0.99
00:18:24.960 It says World Cup
00:18:26.960 It's actually really good though
00:18:28.960 What do you rate my body?
00:18:30.960 His physique stand up now, bro. Let us get a full frame. Yeah
00:18:36.560 What do you rate his body one through ten
00:18:51.960 It's good because I don't think you can pick me up
00:18:55.960 Is that a challenge? Is that a challenge that we do without speed?
00:19:00.960 He can't pick you up. How much you weight?
00:19:02.960 How much you weight?
00:19:04.960 Probably like 160
00:19:06.960 Yeah, she weight one with me 0.66
00:19:08.960 Yeah!
00:19:09.960 Alright, watch this
00:19:10.960 Okay, I can't
00:19:11.960 Hey, y'all think I can't pick her up?
00:19:13.960 Wait, I got a wedgie. Can you think I'm a wedgie?
00:19:15.960 Yeah, I got you
00:19:16.960 Thank you
00:19:18.960 Alright
00:19:19.960 You ready?
00:19:20.960 You're gonna
00:19:21.960 You're gonna
00:19:22.960 You're gonna
00:19:23.960 You're gonna
00:19:24.960 If you drop me, I'm
00:19:25.960 Oh my goodness, bro
00:19:26.960 He won't
00:19:27.960 He won't drop you
00:19:28.960 I won't ever drop you
00:19:29.960 He won't drop you
00:19:30.960 Actually, I think I can pick you up
00:19:31.960 Pick me up
00:19:32.960 Yeah, pick him up
00:19:35.960 Yo! 1.00
00:19:37.960 You're strong, bro
00:19:39.960 You're strong, man
00:19:41.960 Seriously
00:19:42.960 Alright, see if you can pick her up
00:19:43.960 I don't think you can
00:19:44.960 Just try it, Speed
00:19:45.960 Go ahead, go ahead
00:19:46.960 Come on, Speed! 0.96
00:19:47.960 Come on, Speed! 0.96
00:19:48.960 W Speed!
00:19:51.960 What?
00:19:52.960 You can do this
00:19:53.960 Look at me, son
00:19:54.960 You can do this
00:19:55.960 Daddy bleeds in you 1.00
00:19:56.960 Come on, you got this shit 1.00
00:19:58.960 Alright, come on 1.00
00:20:00.960 SOW me
00:20:01.960 Ah!
00:20:02.960 Dude!
00:20:03.960 I'm gonna throw up
00:20:05.960 I'm gonna do this
00:20:06.960 I'm gonna do this 0.93
00:20:07.960 I'm gonna let you throw up 0.99
00:20:08.960 Yo! 1.00
00:20:09.960 Bro, what did you mean for Thanksgiving?
00:20:11.960 Literally
00:20:13.960 Yo, I'm so little
00:20:14.960 Youatory
00:20:15.960 You're so little
00:20:16.960 Dude, ew, dude
00:20:17.960 Ew, ew, ew
00:20:18.960 Ew
00:20:20.960 No, I'm gonna throw up too
00:20:22.960 It's so bad
00:20:23.960 It's like starting in my
00:20:25.960 I really
00:20:26.960 I can't
00:20:28.960 oh
00:20:31.780 It's like you okay
00:20:33.880 Okay, all right now. Okay be mature now. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. It doesn't stink anymore, bro
00:20:40.960 Does this okay? It doesn't stink anymore where guys like throwing up. I swear to go. It doesn't stink anymore, bro
00:20:45.400 It doesn't stink anymore, okay, it doesn't think you're
00:20:48.640 No, I could breathe. No, I could breathe for you. It doesn't like that when it will check when it's the World Cup start
00:20:54.080 I'll start back up y'all. Where's the World Cup start back up?
00:20:58.960 Bro, slips. It don't stink do it
00:21:02.720 Does it actually stink that bad?
00:21:04.720 No! Turn her out, bro! Turn her out, bro! Turn her out! 1.00
00:21:14.200 Okay, bro! Shut up! 1.00
00:21:18.320 Bro, I got Febreze? Huh? It smells like Febreze now. Thank God! 1.00
00:21:23.440 What?
00:21:25.440 We're here at, um, Burger King 2.0 out in Las Vegas!
00:21:38.200 When does the game come back on?
00:21:39.200 No, what is it? What do I get? The game is on?
00:21:40.640 No, when I said.
00:21:41.440 Wait, game is on. Wait, game is on. Game is on.
00:21:44.640 Is that on?
00:21:45.200 No, I think it is actually.
00:21:46.400 Alright, I'm not gonna lie. Hold on, let me check.
00:21:47.600 The World Cup is important in everything. Yep, it's on.
00:21:50.160 Somebody's saying, Speed, you're disgusting, you just lost a follower. What are you gonna even do about losing a follower? 0.84
00:21:54.160 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00
00:21:55.760 Fuck. 1.00
00:21:56.240 You feel bad? 1.00
00:21:57.040 Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:21:57.600 Alright, how do we regain your follow-up?
00:21:58.960 Alright, so you know what, y'all? No more farting, okay? I'm, okay, I'm not farting no more.
00:22:02.160 Look at the eyes and tower that.
00:22:03.440 I'm not farting anymore, okay?
00:22:05.040 Thank you.
00:22:05.600 Aw, that's so wholesome.
00:22:07.920 Yeah, bro.
00:22:08.880 Alright, let's watch this game.
00:22:09.920 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:22:10.480 Game is important.
00:22:11.200 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:22:12.240 This game is important.
00:22:14.160 It's like important in anything that's alive right now. This is the World Cup.
00:22:17.680 Do you know what this means, right?
00:22:20.400 We're gonna have to give this girl some, um, some thought.
00:22:23.200 Some wisdom.
00:22:23.520 Some wisdom on why this game is important.
00:22:26.560 We basically need Messi to win.
00:22:28.640 No, I don't know about that one.
00:22:31.280 What's your favorite sport?
00:22:32.240 Um, to watch, probably basketball.
00:22:35.840 Thank you.
00:22:36.320 Who's your favorite team?
00:22:37.120 Warriors.
00:22:38.320 Why?
00:22:39.120 Me, Ryder.
00:22:40.240 Just Bailagin. 1.00
00:22:40.960 I'm called Steph Curry.
00:22:42.080 Do you like Steph Curry?
00:22:42.880 I like-
00:22:44.000 I mean, it's just my, it's just what my, my little brother's like, my family likes. 0.98
00:22:47.280 I don't, I don't really give a fuck. 0.99
00:22:48.240 Oh. 1.00
00:22:48.720 Does your little brother watch-
00:22:49.520 I like to watch it though.
00:22:50.160 Does your little brother watch me or Aiden?
00:22:52.000 Yeah.
00:22:52.960 Who?
00:22:54.000 What if your brother gets mad and be like, why would you fart on my sister?
00:22:56.720 Oh. 1.00
00:22:57.600 Damn. 1.00
00:22:58.720 What do you get mad? 1.00
00:23:00.000 Yeah, he's like, 6'3", um.
00:23:04.240 Does he live in Miami?
00:23:05.520 Yeah.
00:23:06.320 He lives right down the street.
00:23:10.400 Call him right now, call him.
00:23:12.400 Should I?
00:23:12.960 Yeah, call him, call him.
00:23:14.960 Yo, no, stop, he's probably watching.
00:23:17.600 You're right here, right here.
00:23:18.880 Just chill, bro.