Adin Live - June 19, 2021


Adin Ross Reacts to Fake College Basketball Scout Prank...


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

172.09923

Word Count

1,591

Sentence Count

238

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about college basketball, Jaden Campbell, Zion Williamson, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the pod, our good friend Zane. We talk about his college basketball career and much more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Why the fuck is he squattin' it like that?
00:00:06.660 Bro, why are you...
00:00:10.660 Gideon? What's Gideon?
00:00:12.640 Oh, Gideon. He's funny as fuck.
00:00:15.120 What happened? What are you doing?
00:00:16.960 The college cult video.
00:00:19.460 This one?
00:00:20.420 Yeah.
00:00:22.040 Peace out.
00:00:22.420 Now I came back. I'm looking for him.
00:00:24.340 Get the camera. Get the fuck out of here, man.
00:00:26.580 Hey, man.
00:00:26.900 All right, boys, man. So, if you guys been on the channel for a minute now, you guys will know that a while back we did this fake college football scout prank, right?
00:00:48.720 Would you say he's more of a Vaughn Miller or LSU?
00:00:51.880 And here right now. I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of dummy nervous. There's a lot of black people.
00:00:57.680 What?
00:00:58.560 Whoa.
00:00:59.400 Whoa.
00:01:00.000 Whoa.
00:01:01.120 Whoa.
00:01:01.440 Whoa.
00:01:03.220 What the Uncle Rockets? What the fuck?
00:01:07.920 Whoa.
00:01:09.440 I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of dummy nervous. There's a lot of black people here.
00:01:12.880 Black dads do not play this shit.
00:01:14.360 Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Wow.
00:01:16.660 Channel Jones says so.
00:01:18.680 Oh, we're just here with the pre-scouts for LSU.
00:01:21.640 We're pre-scouting for LSU.
00:01:25.040 Daddy?
00:01:25.980 What?
00:01:26.500 Y'all's one that's got the LSU discount.
00:01:29.660 What college team do you got for the discount?
00:01:33.600 Ole Miss discount?
00:01:36.060 TSU discount?
00:01:37.300 U of H discount?
00:01:38.660 So, like, community college?
00:01:39.440 Nah, this video's sick as fuck. I like this video.
00:01:41.900 Which one's yours out there?
00:01:42.780 Nah, this is funny.
00:01:43.740 Jaden Campbell.
00:01:44.680 Jaden Campbell?
00:01:45.500 Yes, sir.
00:01:46.140 What position he's supposed to do?
00:01:47.340 Play guard.
00:01:48.440 For real?
00:01:49.440 Shooting or point?
00:01:50.640 Or both?
00:01:51.200 Oh, both.
00:01:52.100 Both.
00:01:52.720 You know what his shooting percentage is?
00:01:54.920 Nah, I'm not even sure.
00:01:56.120 You're not sure?
00:01:56.780 What about his raw dog percentage?
00:01:58.480 Say that.
00:01:59.060 His raw dog percentage?
00:01:59.720 What?
00:02:00.300 Like, how many kills at the beginning?
00:02:02.100 How many who?
00:02:02.840 Like, how many? No, kills.
00:02:04.560 What do you mean by kills?
00:02:06.140 Like, with the girls at his high school.
00:02:08.580 With the girls?
00:02:09.680 Yeah.
00:02:10.500 I don't know.
00:02:11.220 Kills?
00:02:13.300 Yeah, like, how many girls have you been spotting through the crib?
00:02:15.640 Oh, nah.
00:02:16.220 That you know of.
00:02:16.940 He's not even in the girls right now.
00:02:18.460 He's all into his books.
00:02:19.360 Hey, so, yo!
00:02:23.680 Nah, that's an L, dad.
00:02:25.860 Zane, baby, that's you as a dad.
00:02:28.600 Imagine if I didn't.
00:02:30.120 Nah, he's just not in the girls right now.
00:02:32.140 Just kind of his books, athletic, sports.
00:02:35.140 So, is it just that he doesn't have any game?
00:02:37.640 Or is it cool talk talk?
00:02:38.640 Hey, you can bust the past.
00:02:39.600 Shut the fuck up, you ugly ass bitch.
00:02:41.100 You got banned on Twitch for a week.
00:02:43.280 Your sweatshirt just came up.
00:02:44.540 You're ugly.
00:02:45.300 You got a strap-on beard.
00:02:46.680 And you got fake teeth.
00:02:47.600 That's crazy.
00:02:48.800 You're ugly.
00:02:49.700 Because the boys...
00:02:50.660 Hey, what did your girl rate you, buddy?
00:02:55.040 She didn't rate you?
00:02:56.400 Oh, yeah, that's what I thought.
00:02:57.540 Yeah.
00:02:58.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:02:59.800 Before I shave your fucking beard.
00:03:00.960 They got 10 shawty's in their phone, and they can still drop 20 on your head.
00:03:04.680 Nah, we don't want bread.
00:03:06.020 Nah, that's what we need.
00:03:06.960 But, hey, once he starts talking to the females and starts getting some side things,
00:03:10.280 send him over our way.
00:03:11.100 All right.
00:03:24.120 That's what we want to see.
00:03:25.460 I like that.
00:03:26.360 23!
00:03:28.660 I like what I saw out there.
00:03:29.740 What's your name?
00:03:30.220 I just think his name is Sebastian.
00:03:31.460 Sebastian Aki?
00:03:34.700 6'2"?
00:03:35.260 Yeah.
00:03:35.900 You got a lot of heart in you.
00:03:37.440 I appreciate that.
00:03:38.120 Fuck it, bro.
00:03:38.780 What do you think about playing ball, though?
00:03:42.560 Zane, baby, come in me.
00:03:44.280 Come in this pussy.
00:03:45.480 Yo.
00:03:46.220 What?
00:03:48.120 I mean, for real.
00:03:49.140 Bro, what is snow bunnies?
00:03:50.380 Snow bunnies all day, every day.
00:03:53.420 Do you handle all that?
00:03:55.960 They're big bodies, too.
00:03:57.060 You might have to take one for the team.
00:03:58.180 I got you.
00:04:01.280 I'm going to look at you.
00:04:03.740 Good game.
00:04:04.540 Keep it up.
00:04:06.640 Who's yours out there?
00:04:07.640 Oh, number two.
00:04:08.480 Number two?
00:04:08.980 He's just going to be a sophomore, man.
00:04:10.480 Oh, really?
00:04:11.180 Yeah.
00:04:11.400 So he's young.
00:04:12.080 Yeah.
00:04:12.360 You know what his vert is?
00:04:13.100 Nah, man.
00:04:15.220 We got him into a trainer now.
00:04:16.860 Starting to see some serious stuff out of him now.
00:04:20.020 We got time to put him on some protein.
00:04:21.860 Now he's getting some muscles.
00:04:23.180 Yeah.
00:04:24.120 Get him on that spinach.
00:04:25.560 Be on some Popeye shit.
00:04:27.300 Here's where we'll go from a 30 to a 69 real quick.
00:04:29.560 Is it spinach?
00:04:30.460 Yeah.
00:04:30.800 I'm telling you.
00:04:31.400 I'm going to try.
00:04:32.200 I'm telling you, bro.
00:04:32.660 That shit got me right.
00:04:33.540 I'm going to try.
00:04:34.120 You got to get him on the spinach.
00:04:36.180 What number you said he was again?
00:04:39.340 Two.
00:04:40.200 All right.
00:04:40.640 I'm going to look out for number four.
00:04:41.700 Appreciate you.
00:04:42.140 Oh, who's your son?
00:04:46.040 Right here.
00:04:46.580 Number 14.
00:04:47.580 Okay.
00:04:48.960 So does he start?
00:04:50.040 What?
00:04:51.460 Nah, that's you in about 10 years, buddy.
00:04:53.760 You're weird as fuck.
00:04:55.080 I don't know.
00:04:55.400 He's 17, 18, 18.
00:04:57.340 He's just this.
00:04:58.280 Also, he's not a starter?
00:04:59.760 No.
00:05:06.600 I never thought I would see a bald head brother here.
00:05:08.340 How you doing?
00:05:09.320 All right.
00:05:09.580 Hold on, bro.
00:05:10.580 You guys have to do a new video, bro.
00:05:11.900 I was in the chat, bro.
00:05:13.380 It was just about to get good.
00:05:15.120 It is.
00:05:15.960 Yeah.
00:05:16.580 The guy's about to try to fight him, bro.
00:05:19.420 I never thought I would see a bald head brother here.
00:05:20.940 How you doing?
00:05:21.620 What's going on, man?
00:05:22.540 How you doing?
00:05:22.820 Chandler.
00:05:23.160 Chandler Jones.
00:05:23.920 What's your kid out here?
00:05:26.040 Number 12.
00:05:26.800 Number 12.
00:05:27.640 Is he scoring twos or threes off the court?
00:05:29.840 Oh, I don't know what's going on.
00:05:31.300 Like with the girls.
00:05:32.320 Do you be getting the twos or get threes?
00:05:35.840 I'm saying, does he score twos or threes off the court?
00:05:40.640 Why are they all bald?
00:05:43.900 That's going to be you.
00:05:45.020 Like with the girls.
00:05:45.840 Are they twos or are they threes?
00:05:47.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:05:49.080 Like is he scoring Lizzo's or Summer Rae's?
00:05:51.520 Bro, you got to move on, man.
00:05:52.940 You tripping, man.
00:05:53.920 Tripping?
00:05:54.480 Yeah, you really got to tripping, man.
00:05:56.420 Lizzo's.
00:05:56.960 Come on, bro.
00:05:57.820 He's probably scoring twos.
00:05:58.880 It's all good, though.
00:05:59.520 He probably is, but you don't have to move with that bullshit before you get knocked out
00:06:02.760 fucking with me.
00:06:03.580 No, yeah.
00:06:04.300 I mess with Lizzo's, too.
00:06:05.500 You do what?
00:06:06.220 I mess with Lizzo's, too.
00:06:07.040 Yeah, move on, bro, before you get hurt, man.
00:06:08.760 Let me enjoy this game, man.
00:06:10.020 Yeah, enjoy it.
00:06:10.480 No, fuck you.
00:06:11.200 Move.
00:06:11.740 Okay.
00:06:12.220 Move.
00:06:12.500 I'm going to go get me a Lizzo real quick.
00:06:17.780 No, definitely.
00:06:19.040 You can beat me up.
00:06:22.460 You didn't like when I said Lizzo.
00:06:24.140 He probably is scoring twos.
00:06:25.680 It's all good.
00:06:26.220 You can score twos.
00:06:37.820 Why the fuck is he squatting it like that?
00:06:42.500 No, no, no, no.
00:07:06.100 I'm Chandler Jones.
00:07:07.020 No, he broke the camera, bro.
00:07:10.020 Damn.
00:07:10.940 Damn.
00:07:11.980 So, can we go back in?
00:07:13.380 No.
00:07:14.860 No, my man.
00:07:16.200 Look, you came on the side of the court with the clipboard acting like a coach.
00:07:21.280 Oh, I'm not a coach.
00:07:22.440 I know, but the way you did it, like, I don't know if this is for a YouTube video or not,
00:07:26.380 which, honestly, I was laughing.
00:07:28.060 It had me laughing.
00:07:29.040 Chandler Jones.
00:07:29.660 Okay.
00:07:30.220 All right, Chandler Jones.
00:07:31.100 Well, you can't fucking do that, man.
00:07:32.520 The reason he came down was because I asked him if his son was scoring twos or threes off the
00:07:35.420 court.
00:07:35.660 Dude, I saw the whole thing.
00:07:36.480 And then he got mad and he was like, yeah, he might be scoring twos.
00:07:39.080 Like I said, I was laughing, man.
00:07:39.880 And I was like, Lizzo's are cool, you know?
00:07:41.200 In a game like that with all those parents, you can't do that, you know?
00:07:42.860 But Lizzo's are cool.
00:07:43.680 I'm not going to cap.
00:07:45.300 I'm not going to cap.
00:07:45.380 I'm fucked with a Lizzo a couple times.
00:07:47.020 I'm pretty sure you have.
00:07:48.080 I'm pretty sure you fucked with a Lizzo.
00:07:49.840 Everybody's messing with a Lizzo, but I feel like he just got offended that I brought it
00:07:53.500 to light in front of everybody that his son was messing with Lizzo's.
00:07:56.400 The singer, the big girl.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, the big girl.
00:07:59.020 I like Lizzo.
00:08:00.300 Yeah, I mean, it's okay.
00:08:01.340 We all mess with Lizzo sometimes.
00:08:02.560 What team are you, what organization are you here?
00:08:04.340 I'm with LSU.
00:08:05.600 I've lost.
00:08:06.400 I don't fucking know.
00:08:07.280 LSU, pre-scouting department.
00:08:09.500 Chandler Jones, nice to meet you.
00:08:10.900 I'm Brian Jolivet.
00:08:11.840 I'm the tournament director.
00:08:13.460 Nice to meet you.
00:08:14.180 I'm the tournament director.
00:08:15.960 How did you get in here?
00:08:18.120 Did you pay to get in here?
00:08:19.460 Oh, no.
00:08:20.320 I got the special pass.
00:08:21.720 No, no, no, no, sir.
00:08:22.980 There's no special pass.
00:08:24.440 The lady at the entrance, she saw my D1 high license.
00:08:26.160 She was like, you can come on in.
00:08:27.160 What's the matter, dude?
00:08:27.920 You guys got to go, man.
00:08:29.500 You guys got to go.
00:08:30.500 We got to dip?
00:08:31.060 Yeah.
00:08:31.580 We got to dip, man.
00:08:32.540 Zayn, baby.
00:08:34.000 Damn, he broke the camera, y'all.
00:08:35.140 Ah.
00:08:36.100 Now you guys know.
00:08:37.140 Don't ask dad.
00:08:37.740 Hey, you would have did nothing.
00:08:39.060 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:08:41.820 Nah, that was a W then.
00:08:43.140 Let's watch this next one.
00:08:44.060 Do you have a WAP proof paint?
00:08:46.880 What the fuck is that?
00:08:52.100 I'm trying to find a color that matches my skin tone.
00:08:54.900 Like, I just don't know if I'm a Michael Blackson black or a Chris Brown black, you know?
00:09:01.680 Is this, like, skin safe?
00:09:03.640 Skin safe?
00:09:04.420 Yeah.
00:09:05.000 Wait, oh, DDG's video instead?
00:09:07.680 You guys are the most.
00:09:10.020 I haven't seen a retirement video.
00:09:13.160 Nah, I watched that one.
00:09:14.120 Let's go with this one.