Adin Live - May 12, 2023


Adin Ross Returns To GTA RP


Episode Stats

Length

55 minutes

Words per Minute

130.18053

Word Count

7,235

Sentence Count

396

Misogynist Sentences

159

Hate Speech Sentences

106


Summary

On this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by special guest David Stromberg. They discuss a variety of topics such as: , , and . . .


Transcript

00:00:00.000 the street you free wait wow bro the first person I saw
00:00:10.260 bro what if I was really getting hacked chat
00:00:34.200 you got it on purpose
00:00:38.940 wait I think I just saw someone oh nice bro
00:00:45.080 yo what do I do bro
00:00:51.500 dude yo yo yo
00:00:58.560 what's good
00:01:01.600 give me a ride please the hospital I'm dying
00:01:04.840 please I need money okay my dad's a
00:01:13.960 millionaire he owns Microsoft I'll give you
00:01:17.160 whatever you need please I'm dying I need
00:01:21.100 at least 50 all right just save me sir I
00:01:26.860 I need it right now I'm passing out I'll
00:01:28.860 give it to you when I wake up I need it
00:01:30.700 right now hey you know what I would I
00:01:32.440 report to the police for stealing this car
00:01:35.320 feeling oh you know you stole it this is my
00:01:42.520 car son yeah right are you calling son son
00:01:46.000 listen please just take me to the
00:01:49.000 fucking hospital bro stop being weird I'm
00:01:51.140 not being weird I'm just saying this is
00:01:52.960 gas bitch okay I'll pay for gas bro fifty
00:01:55.660 thousand dollars for gas yeah gas is
00:01:58.380 offensive hate this guy bro all right I got
00:02:02.620 you whatever you need please just take me
00:02:03.740 dying bro fuck time is money yes it is my
00:02:09.620 friend and I got you
00:02:12.320 you must be new to the city I am oh
00:02:16.460 yo I want to suck your black dick so bad
00:02:21.740 all right it was April Fool's joke I'm
00:02:24.440 sorry I'm sorry it's not even fucking April
00:02:28.060 I know bro all right all right please I'm
00:02:33.980 really sorry
00:02:36.480 see bullshit why is it lagging chats yeah
00:02:41.980 I'm being nice and taking you to the
00:02:43.280 hospital I ain't got to be nice I can be a
00:02:44.940 dickhead I know you could don't be a dick
00:02:51.300 what's your name man David Strodenberg
00:02:56.800 David what's your name my name DD DD DDG
00:03:04.420 no no no it's DD okay nice to meet you
00:03:08.920 where you from I'm from Florida where you
00:03:12.460 from she I'm a fuck for Florida too can you
00:03:14.500 tell my hair what what part of Florida
00:03:19.780 again shit Broward yeah
00:03:25.480 heard you heard you heard you heard you
00:03:27.340 heard you too Jay Jesus bro what's the
00:03:32.080 fuck you're driving holy shit you want to
00:03:34.840 get to the hospital don't you yeah true
00:03:36.720 uh-huh bro why is it why is it lagging
00:03:43.100 dude
00:03:46.100 uh-huh jesus christ dude
00:03:58.100 jeez I feel so fucking bad
00:04:07.100 uh-huh
00:04:10.100 uh-huh
00:04:14.100 uh-huh
00:04:15.100 uh-huh
00:04:15.920 uh-huh
00:04:20.100 uh-huh
00:04:21.100 uh-huh
00:04:22.100 all right chat locked in amazing constant
00:04:24.280 shut up
00:04:24.760 bro I fucking died bro okay I'm good
00:04:29.720 thank you damn damn shorty promise promise
00:04:35.320 something holy fuck save me oh I need CPR
00:04:38.180 immediately yeah I'm sure you do no I do
00:04:41.360 there's a there's a problem oh okay no
00:04:46.480 there is oh fuck I need you to just
00:04:49.040 examine my penis
00:04:50.320 examine your penis is not gonna happen
00:04:53.120 oh yes it is now you have to make an
00:04:57.320 appointment for that yeah you don't have a
00:04:59.300 choice I don't have a choice I mean it
00:05:02.380 hurts and it's bleeding right now I'm on
00:05:05.380 call right now we're gonna get you
00:05:07.060 cleaned up you got a few scratches once
00:05:09.260 you bandaged up thank you oh I'm gonna
00:05:13.580 get you some painkillers
00:05:15.440 oh my god yes perky's to wrap around
00:05:20.300 your penis later yourself okay I mean do
00:05:23.780 you think I'm attractive or not David
00:05:26.600 do you think you're attractive hell yeah
00:05:29.300 dog and they shit if I was a garage fuck
00:05:31.940 me and I'm saying hey David pull up oh my
00:05:35.480 bad that's your bitch
00:05:40.100 what you mean let me let me lock you in
00:05:44.360 and I'm gonna give you a little song
00:05:45.560 let you know leave me I don't got a
00:05:47.240 phone what the fuck happened to your
00:05:49.700 phone
00:05:51.920 my ass thank you
00:05:56.720 Chad don't look everyone cover your
00:05:59.300 eyes one second babe what
00:06:03.140 we're gonna love y'all still let a
00:06:09.040 bow and I don't all right what's your
00:06:15.880 number yeah there you go I got you bro
00:06:20.200 yeah I'm uh yeah just let me know look
00:06:23.420 I'm gonna give you a little song you know
00:06:25.620 you let me know if you ever knew you
00:06:27.960 I got you thanks babe all right I'm gonna see you
00:06:33.960 true my bad how'd I pick that up shit my
00:06:37.980 bad oh my god what a cute baby
00:06:41.220 hey what's your name little guy
00:06:46.280 what's his name
00:06:51.420 what's your name babe
00:06:58.000 ace I have tons of chocolates in my car
00:07:02.860 do you want to come see it
00:07:04.120 yeah
00:07:05.260 you want chocolate well it's only for
00:07:11.840 him
00:07:12.200 excuse me is this your son
00:07:18.420 oh you're babysitting I'll buy him off
00:07:22.260 you
00:07:28.260 my bad I'm sorry playing with my
00:07:29.920 nephew bro you're right I'm sorry I'm
00:07:31.980 sorry sir don't have it again all right
00:07:34.020 good hey hey what's your name gang
00:07:35.640 Chad I need to kidnap that little boy
00:07:37.080 um David Stromberg David Stromberg
00:07:41.400 David Stromberg you got food gang you
00:07:43.320 need some food gang shut up you're gonna
00:07:44.760 fucking gas station I'm kidding yes I'm
00:07:47.740 starving please damn what the fuck gang
00:07:50.160 oh it was a joke you dick sucking
00:07:53.580 niggas for having a job now oh my god I
00:07:57.480 see what we're doing now I'm probably a
00:07:59.580 strong independent man you know what
00:08:01.500 you're right bro listen bro I'm not
00:08:03.520 gonna lie I saw drugs so I don't blame
00:08:05.040 you
00:08:05.340 yo you're worried what drug you got
00:08:08.160 lean
00:08:09.660 that's my nephew right there let me get
00:08:12.520 some of that gang
00:08:13.080 you want some lean
00:08:14.460 yo yo I get the lean
00:08:18.460 listen I'm actually listen let's go
00:08:21.160 come on come on come on okay okay
00:08:22.780 listen listen two things yo I need to
00:08:26.200 kidnap that baby you need to kidnap that
00:08:28.480 baby please don't say a single word of
00:08:30.100 anyone bro please I need to kidnap that
00:08:31.300 baby okay okay my mouth's loud okay how
00:08:33.640 do we how do we steal them hey run homie
00:08:35.860 they try to jump you run homie me yeah
00:08:38.680 you gave him candy or some shit they try to
00:08:40.840 jump you get a whi-
00:08:41.840 hold on a second
00:08:42.780 come on come on
00:09:06.720 Yo, yo, yo, bring that little kid inside,
00:09:09.320 bring that little kid inside.
00:09:10.920 Hey, I ain't trying to be a part of this shit, bro.
00:09:13.100 Hey, bro, please just do it, bro.
00:09:14.800 Please, I'm feeding, bro.
00:09:15.720 Hey, I got you, I got you.
00:09:16.620 Hey, what's your name, what's your name?
00:09:18.360 Uh, David Strohberg.
00:09:20.540 I got you, David.
00:09:22.960 Pull up your goddamn pants.
00:09:26.480 Hey, hey, it's you, it's you.
00:09:29.140 Oh my god, another one!
00:09:30.980 This is my homie, this is my homie, David.
00:09:32.820 Who is this?
00:09:34.120 This is my homie, this is my homie, Hooey.
00:09:36.620 Oh, shit.
00:09:37.860 Yo, Hooey, what's going on, man?
00:09:39.660 Hooey with an H.
00:09:40.800 She's having some issues.
00:09:42.560 What's wrong?
00:09:43.460 You need me to look at your, nevermind, wait.
00:09:45.420 Hey, promise, I'm gonna holler at you all.
00:09:46.740 Hey, my homie, David, why are you as a doctor?
00:09:49.240 Yes, I am a doctor.
00:09:50.860 I can give you full CPR, uh, Javi,
00:09:53.200 whatever the fuck your name is.
00:09:54.200 CPR, sir.
00:09:56.280 Yeah, um, please.
00:09:59.640 Ace, are you okay?
00:10:02.880 Do you need CPR?
00:10:03.880 I'm okay.
00:10:04.880 What?
00:10:05.820 Ace, yo, Ace, accept that.
00:10:10.200 Ace, don't do anything you don't feel comfortable
00:10:12.420 is telling me.
00:10:13.100 Yeah, go on.
00:10:13.960 Let's throw that, bro.
00:10:16.000 What do you do?
00:10:16.800 Hey.
00:10:18.240 Wait, what do you do?
00:10:19.140 He's a kid?
00:10:20.900 Yo, nah, nah.
00:10:21.940 Take this to the outside.
00:10:23.440 Yo!
00:10:24.780 Pretty outside, though.
00:10:26.000 Nah, nah, yo, yo.
00:10:28.000 Yo, Akuma, Akuma.
00:10:29.780 You feeling better, Huey?
00:10:31.120 Damn, girl.
00:10:31.940 Yo, nigga.
00:10:32.940 Did you just try and kiss my neck?
00:10:35.340 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:37.040 I tried to kiss him.
00:10:38.540 Yo, no, no, no, no.
00:10:40.540 It was your best friend.
00:10:41.660 It was your best friend.
00:10:42.660 Catch him outside.
00:10:43.660 That's all right.
00:10:44.660 It was your best friend hug, Gabe.
00:10:45.880 Sorry.
00:10:46.880 I'm just gonna hold on to you.
00:10:49.260 Yo, Akuma.
00:10:50.460 Let's go.
00:10:51.120 Akuma.
00:10:52.120 Akuma.
00:10:52.620 Yeah, what's up?
00:10:53.460 Yo.
00:10:54.280 Chad, how do I kidnap the kid?
00:10:55.420 Hey, Brad.
00:10:56.760 The blonde shit.
00:10:57.760 Yo, Brad, what you want, Gabe?
00:10:59.520 You just trying to kiss...
00:11:00.360 Cheezer, do you actually need it?
00:11:01.800 I thought I'd kiss him.
00:11:02.700 Fuck that.
00:11:03.540 Yo, who was your best friend hug?
00:11:04.640 How do I stop walking like this?
00:11:07.340 Ugh.
00:11:08.340 It's a crypto scan, bro.
00:11:10.780 You said what?
00:11:11.600 I didn't do eye, bro.
00:11:12.600 I saw the light, bro.
00:11:13.440 I saw the light.
00:11:14.440 I thought it said crypto scan.
00:11:16.280 I was like, yes.
00:11:18.040 Chad, did anyone else hear that?
00:11:19.180 Thanks, daddy.
00:11:21.020 Oh, you're welcome.
00:11:22.620 Dude, where is that fucking little boy at?
00:11:36.600 Fucking asshole.
00:11:37.600 Hey, let's go.
00:11:39.380 Wait, do you...
00:11:40.480 Excuse me, sir.
00:11:41.480 Do you guys still lean in here?
00:11:42.480 Come on, boy.
00:11:45.280 Oh.
00:11:47.040 Come here, boy.
00:11:48.480 Oh my god, the Lambo.
00:11:49.480 Oh my god, the Lambo.
00:11:50.480 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:11:51.480 Listen.
00:11:52.480 Just shh.
00:11:53.480 David, get in.
00:11:54.480 Shut up.
00:11:55.480 Ugh.
00:11:56.480 Can't get in.
00:11:57.480 Get in, get in.
00:11:58.480 Get in, get in.
00:11:59.480 Hey, oh.
00:12:00.480 Drive!
00:12:01.480 I can't have this little fucking baby, yo.
00:12:02.480 Oh my god, we can't have them.
00:12:03.480 Listen.
00:12:04.480 We can't have this.
00:12:05.480 Little boy, we're not gonna do anything to you.
00:12:06.480 I'll just feed you some chocolate.
00:12:07.480 But listen, I just want to hold you for ransom.
00:12:09.480 Hey, we...
00:12:10.480 Yes.
00:12:11.480 Hey, we just need you to make some money real quick.
00:12:12.460 Yeah, like I'm on a library.
00:12:13.460 I said a quick flip.
00:12:14.460 I don't want to do anything weird to you.
00:12:15.460 I'm gonna...
00:12:17.460 Do you like chocolate?
00:12:18.460 You...
00:12:19.460 You making me think you want chocolate.
00:12:20.460 That's a good little baby boy.
00:12:22.460 I'll give daddy a kiss.
00:12:24.460 Oh, you know what?
00:12:25.460 He's not kissing back.
00:12:26.460 You know what?
00:12:27.460 Go to a mountain right now.
00:12:28.460 You really wanna throw...
00:12:29.460 Go to a mountain!
00:12:30.460 Okay.
00:12:31.460 You really wanna throw...
00:12:32.460 Go to a mountain!
00:12:33.460 Okay.
00:12:34.460 You really wanna throw...
00:12:35.460 Go to a mountain!
00:12:36.460 Okay.
00:12:37.460 You really wanna throw...
00:12:38.460 Go to a mountain!
00:12:39.460 Okay.
00:12:40.460 Okay.
00:12:41.460 You really wanna throw...
00:12:42.460 Bro.
00:12:43.460 Go to a fucking cliff.
00:12:44.460 I'm going.
00:12:45.460 I'm going.
00:12:46.460 A bridge something, bro.
00:12:48.460 I'm gonna fucking drown this baby.
00:12:49.460 I'm gonna fucking curb stomp him.
00:12:51.460 Shut up!
00:12:53.460 Thug, baby!
00:12:54.460 Thug, baby!
00:12:55.460 Thug, I'm on the fucking bridge!
00:13:03.460 Alright.
00:13:04.460 Thank you.
00:13:05.460 Listen, baby.
00:13:06.460 Not gonna hurt.
00:13:07.460 Daddy's not gonna hurt you.
00:13:09.460 I'm gonna hurt you.
00:13:11.460 Dude.
00:13:12.460 How do I get on this car?
00:13:13.460 I don't wanna die.
00:13:14.460 Listen, baby.
00:13:15.460 We're not gonna hurt you.
00:13:16.460 I'm just gonna throw you off, alright?
00:13:18.460 I would die.
00:13:20.460 No, you're not gonna...
00:13:21.460 Can you pull closer, bro?
00:13:22.460 To, like, the wall so I can walk?
00:13:24.460 Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:13:27.460 Yeah, right there, right?
00:13:28.460 Alright.
00:13:29.460 No, I'm scared.
00:13:30.460 You're not...
00:13:31.460 Don't be scared.
00:13:32.460 Baby, don't be scared.
00:13:34.460 No.
00:13:35.460 How old are you?
00:13:36.460 I don't know.
00:13:37.460 Hey, Hui, it's okay.
00:13:38.460 Hui, I'm not gonna...
00:13:39.460 Hui, you're...
00:13:40.460 Wait, do you have a dad?
00:13:41.460 No.
00:13:42.460 Oh.
00:13:43.460 Hey, that's my little brother.
00:13:44.460 That's my little brother.
00:13:45.460 Oh, that's your actual bro?
00:13:46.460 That's your...
00:13:47.460 You said what?
00:13:48.460 You said what, Hui?
00:13:49.460 Hey, that'sᅵ.
00:13:50.460 I...
00:13:51.460 That's my little brother.
00:13:52.460 Oh, that's your actual bro.
00:13:53.460 I feel bad.
00:13:54.460 Give me high me?
00:13:55.460 That's your weird?
00:13:56.460 And you said what?
00:13:57.460 You said what, Hui?
00:13:58.460 I don't care what you do to him, but...
00:14:00.460 Don't hand type me!
00:14:02.460 I feel...
00:14:03.460 Wait, Jared, I, I feel bad.
00:14:07.460 Yo.
00:14:08.460 Please don't hand type me.
00:14:09.460 Don't kill my little bro.
00:14:10.460 Please don't MATT me.
00:14:11.460 Please don't like me.
00:14:12.460 Please don't drop me.
00:14:14.460 Sir, what'd you say?
00:14:16.460 We don't like me.
00:14:17.460 Please don't like me.
00:14:18.460 Don't drop me.
00:14:19.300 Are you, would you be sad?
00:14:24.700 I don't know.
00:14:26.340 I'm scared.
00:14:28.840 You know what, you're scared.
00:14:32.500 Are you actually a scared baby?
00:14:34.700 Yes, I'm terrified.
00:14:36.380 All right, I'll jump off with you.
00:14:45.120 Yo!
00:14:45.960 Yo!
00:14:47.120 Chat!
00:14:48.460 Okay.
00:14:50.900 Oh!
00:14:52.940 Baby!
00:14:55.160 Fuck.
00:14:58.800 I'm sorry.
00:15:00.180 Ah, fuck.
00:15:01.300 I'm in pain.
00:15:05.080 You okay, baby?
00:15:06.520 Why would you do this?
00:15:08.140 I don't know.
00:15:08.680 He's gonna come save us though, don't worry.
00:15:10.320 I'm okay.
00:15:11.780 You okay?
00:15:13.620 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:15.860 Are you okay?
00:15:17.120 You.
00:15:18.120 help us
00:15:19.800 oh hold on chat
00:15:23.840 cheese on your team to tip him $10,000
00:15:25.360 L cheese in the chat bro
00:15:28.200 I gotta chase this $10,000 tip
00:15:37.460 and I can't even tip you
00:15:38.160 I have to ask somebody to do it bro
00:15:48.120 hey David you better apologize to my little brother
00:16:04.440 I'm sorry little brother you guys have a really beautiful family
00:16:07.180 I'm really sorry
00:16:07.840 I'm sorry you know what how about this I'll give you $50,000
00:16:17.080 you will?
00:16:20.380 nah
00:16:20.700 I'm sorry baby
00:16:24.520 not tricking like that
00:16:27.200 one second I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:16:28.340 and sorry in my brain
00:16:30.960 sorry gentlemen
00:16:34.040 chat I gotta pee
00:16:47.080 I'm sorry
00:16:47.760 I'm sorry
00:16:48.940 I hope you don't do that
00:16:51.460 you'recja
00:17:03.760 I don't use vehicle
00:17:17.080 Think about Carrie.
00:17:20.760 He's holding on to you pretty tight.
00:17:25.880 I can't go.
00:17:27.300 Uh-oh.
00:17:30.200 He won't let me go.
00:17:33.680 Get pissed on.
00:17:35.120 You're getting pissed on right now.
00:17:39.380 You're getting pissed on.
00:17:41.720 Kill my little homie.
00:17:47.080 Get peed on, nigga.
00:18:09.140 Hey, Huey.
00:18:10.460 Huey.
00:18:11.740 I'm not peeing on you, by the way.
00:18:15.880 I'm peeing on this pedophile.
00:18:18.120 Yeah, he's gonna be peeing on you.
00:18:20.720 I'm trying to think about how I can get you unstuck.
00:18:26.820 Um.
00:18:31.220 Shit.
00:18:31.960 We might have to take him to the hospital.
00:18:33.800 You want to tell the cops?
00:18:36.460 Yeah, I'll take him to the hospital.
00:18:40.560 Alright, we're taking him to the hospital.
00:18:42.480 We're gonna...
00:18:43.720 And we're calling our homie.
00:18:45.460 Uh, what the fuck was that?
00:18:49.300 What the fuck was that?
00:18:50.340 You got peed on.
00:18:50.980 You got peed on.
00:18:52.820 You got peed on.
00:18:54.820 Wait, guys.
00:18:55.360 It's not bad I'm hanging out with, like, 14-year-olds.
00:19:00.180 Yeah, it's really bad.
00:19:03.220 Yo!
00:19:04.280 Wait, how do you hear me?
00:19:06.200 You talking.
00:19:07.380 You keep talking.
00:19:08.220 So, you hear me now?
00:19:10.700 I'm not even pushing my button.
00:19:15.280 Hey, Huey.
00:19:15.980 We jump in this pool.
00:19:17.720 What the fuck?
00:19:22.640 Come on, Citrus.
00:19:25.320 Maybe you let him hit it.
00:19:25.960 You can find the damn hospital.
00:19:27.460 Chad, Tony Lopez, like, that pedophile TikToker, is stalking Citrus' girl.
00:19:31.880 Come on.
00:19:32.580 Citrus, maybe he lets you hit?
00:19:33.840 Or maybe you let him hit?
00:19:37.600 She's too old, bro.
00:19:42.980 Please don't fucking hurt me.
00:19:47.060 Huey gets to the side.
00:19:48.440 I think we need some police down here.
00:20:03.900 Go police.
00:20:05.760 This man just killed my baby brother.
00:20:07.840 He jumped off a bridge.
00:20:09.720 You want to put him down or put him in the back?
00:20:11.580 Take him to the back of me?
00:20:12.600 I miss Copham, Jack.
00:20:13.480 Oh, God.
00:20:13.960 Do y'all miss him, bro?
00:20:15.440 It's not the same without Copham, Jack.
00:20:17.000 I can't be mad at these guys, bro.
00:20:22.160 You just can't.
00:20:23.300 I mean, the only problem is that he has googly eyes.
00:20:25.980 Besides that.
00:20:26.420 I'm sorry.
00:20:27.880 Oh.
00:20:30.780 I want a hug.
00:20:33.360 Nah.
00:20:37.360 What the fuck?
00:20:39.320 Yo, you killed my baby brother.
00:20:42.660 I don't give a shit.
00:20:43.780 Beat him up.
00:20:44.440 Oh, fuck.
00:20:45.020 Are you peeing up, people?
00:20:46.000 Beat him up.
00:20:47.540 Fuck you, man.
00:20:48.780 Beat him up, Bobby.
00:20:51.480 What the fuck, dude?
00:20:52.800 Oh, my God.
00:20:53.220 Are you pregnant?
00:20:53.980 Pull down your pants.
00:20:54.980 Yeah.
00:20:55.360 Did you just notice that?
00:20:57.220 Yeah.
00:20:57.840 Oh, my God.
00:20:58.440 How far along are you?
00:21:00.520 Three months.
00:21:02.860 Is the father still in the picture?
00:21:05.220 Of course.
00:21:06.740 Yeah.
00:21:07.100 That's a rare incident.
00:21:08.300 Get me up, bitch.
00:21:09.380 It's a rare incident.
00:21:11.780 What did you just say?
00:21:12.980 I said, can you please get me up quick?
00:21:14.160 I said, I'm like, fuck you back.
00:21:15.820 Okay.
00:21:16.660 I think I got him.
00:21:19.860 Please.
00:21:20.720 I'm dying.
00:21:22.660 Can you drop him?
00:21:23.960 I just revived him.
00:21:25.260 How'd I do that?
00:21:26.460 Is that me, dummy?
00:21:27.740 How, dummy?
00:21:29.040 Think about Carrie.
00:21:29.760 Thank you.
00:21:32.760 I need 100K.
00:21:34.400 Roger, it's a bitch.
00:21:35.460 Brush it up.
00:21:39.500 Oh, thank you, baby.
00:21:42.860 Yeah, calm down with that one.
00:21:44.820 Sorry, sir.
00:21:45.340 How fucked did I like that?
00:21:46.260 Oh, Huey, I just charged you.
00:21:49.260 My nurse.
00:21:50.460 Excuse me?
00:21:51.520 What's your name, nurse?
00:21:53.560 Guys.
00:21:53.880 You just made me charge me.
00:21:55.640 I gotta give you the money.
00:21:57.260 I got my shoes tied.
00:21:58.140 Fuck you, you little shit.
00:22:01.660 Bro, what the fuck are you doing, bitch?
00:22:06.140 Stop, Bobby.
00:22:07.320 Huey, where are you at?
00:22:08.380 Come here.
00:22:09.100 I'm not here.
00:22:10.040 Oh, my God.
00:22:10.480 Why am I getting fucking raped?
00:22:12.900 Oh, my bad.
00:22:13.660 Wrong word.
00:22:14.160 Fuck.
00:22:14.980 I forgot, man.
00:22:15.500 There's someone on Twitch, bro.
00:22:16.400 Fuck.
00:22:18.800 We'll start right here.
00:22:20.040 No, please don't.
00:22:21.140 Dude, you need a fucking shield, bro.
00:22:23.760 I'm sorry.
00:22:25.180 The fuck is your problem, dude?
00:22:26.700 Yeah, you did kill my little baby brother right there.
00:22:29.160 I'll fucking slap you like I slapped my mom.
00:22:32.100 What the fuck?
00:22:34.440 You fucking hurt me.
00:22:35.340 Like that, like that.
00:22:37.140 Fuck off, dude.
00:22:37.900 You can't even do it like me.
00:22:39.080 It's like this.
00:22:40.360 You stupid ass.
00:22:42.040 Like this.
00:22:43.840 I'll slap my fucking mom like that.
00:22:45.380 Oh, what?
00:22:47.700 Oh, my God.
00:22:50.700 Who did this strategy?
00:22:51.780 Who we put it aside?
00:22:56.020 Yeah.
00:22:56.760 Yeah.
00:22:58.260 Yeah.
00:22:59.020 I'm almighty.
00:23:01.800 Excuse me, miss.
00:23:03.960 That's it.
00:23:04.940 Listen.
00:23:06.360 I know I was being disrespectful before.
00:23:07.580 You're a pregnant lady with a nice baby daddy in your life, but I do have a problem.
00:23:11.820 Like, I have a serious medical problem.
00:23:13.340 Can you please come talk to me privately over here?
00:23:14.840 Bro, this fucking little shit, bro.
00:23:25.260 Cock locks.
00:23:26.100 I'm trying to fuck this bitch.
00:23:39.080 Yo, look at you.
00:23:39.980 I lost that, Jack.
00:23:42.500 What the fuck?
00:23:44.840 Like, y'all, are y'all gonna ignore that?
00:23:47.720 What?
00:23:49.520 Let me hold some money.
00:23:51.260 Hey, fuck off.
00:23:53.260 Oh, man.
00:23:54.060 What the fuck?
00:23:58.300 Get him.
00:23:59.020 Hey.
00:23:59.700 Ow.
00:24:00.240 I'm sorry.
00:24:00.740 I'm sorry.
00:24:04.280 Bro.
00:24:05.020 Chad, why am I hungry?
00:24:06.380 Why don't y'all feed me this drink?
00:24:10.000 What the hell?
00:24:12.520 Hey, bro.
00:24:12.960 Hey, you don't want to scrap.
00:24:20.720 You don't want to scrap.
00:24:21.500 I'm sorry.
00:24:22.240 I'm sorry.
00:24:24.440 Say sorry.
00:24:25.300 Say sorry.
00:24:26.500 Right now.
00:24:26.820 Shut up.
00:24:28.380 Hey.
00:24:28.920 Hey.
00:24:29.520 Hey.
00:24:29.880 Oh, ma.
00:24:32.860 I don't want to.
00:24:36.500 Ow.
00:24:38.640 Motherfucker.
00:24:39.260 Ow.
00:24:39.540 Come on, baby.
00:24:41.480 You want to fuck me up, baby?
00:24:44.340 I'm going to take your life.
00:24:48.200 Get these fucking thugs away from me, bro.
00:24:50.520 Pick up your fucking pants.
00:24:51.900 Stop sagging.
00:24:53.500 Bitch.
00:24:55.240 Come on.
00:24:55.820 Come here, baby.
00:24:56.820 Come on.
00:24:57.880 You want to step?
00:24:58.840 Oh, my God.
00:24:59.920 Shut up.
00:25:04.420 Come here.
00:25:06.020 Kick this little shit.
00:25:11.280 Bro.
00:25:11.720 Bro.
00:25:12.800 You want to fuck out.
00:25:15.540 You want to fuck out, bitch.
00:25:18.900 Fuck out.
00:25:21.640 Bro.
00:25:22.080 Come on.
00:25:27.060 Dude, what did I fucking tell you, Bruce?
00:25:28.740 Stop fucking kidding me.
00:25:34.580 Oh, God.
00:25:40.180 Shut up.
00:25:42.120 I'm here.
00:25:45.100 I'm here.
00:25:49.540 Oh.
00:25:49.640 Yo, yo, he just told me a Jew, bro.
00:25:58.160 What the?
00:25:59.000 No, how do you know that, chat?
00:26:05.640 Get off Bobby.
00:26:09.400 Sorry, Brad.
00:26:14.720 Sorry, thug.
00:26:16.440 Bro.
00:26:19.640 What the hell is shit?
00:26:23.640 Oh shit.
00:26:27.640 Doctor.
00:26:31.640 Beat the little shit.
00:26:34.640 Kill it.
00:26:35.640 Fucking demon.
00:26:38.640 Fucking has Gula.
00:26:40.640 Bro.
00:26:42.640 Fuck.
00:26:44.640 Fucking dumb white fuck.
00:26:47.640 Fuck.
00:26:48.640 Fuck off.
00:26:53.640 Dude.
00:26:58.640 Get a little bit.
00:27:00.640 Get a little bit.
00:27:01.640 Get a little bit.
00:27:02.640 Die, baby!
00:27:03.640 Get a little bit, baby.
00:27:05.640 No, but the baby scared my ass.
00:27:07.640 Baby scared my ass.
00:27:09.640 I don't know what the hell is.
00:27:10.640 Fuck.
00:27:12.640 I'm sorry.
00:27:13.640 No more.
00:27:14.640 Dang, what's up, baby.
00:27:15.640 How you doing?
00:27:16.640 Hey, you beat up my little brother.
00:27:17.640 Huh?
00:27:18.640 No, I fucked them.
00:27:20.640 I'm sorry, no more
00:27:22.880 Damn, what's up, baby?
00:27:26.460 How you doing?
00:27:27.300 Hey, you beat up my little brother?
00:27:29.280 Huh? No, I fucked him
00:27:30.640 Wait, wait
00:27:34.440 What is happening?
00:27:37.600 What is happening?
00:27:40.920 Chad, that's little brother
00:27:42.000 Not the baby
00:27:42.520 Shut up, don't worry
00:27:43.040 Excuse me
00:27:48.420 Miss, right here
00:27:49.460 Can I please talk to you?
00:27:51.120 What happened?
00:27:51.920 It's important, it's a medical issue
00:27:53.040 What happened?
00:27:56.080 So I have an issue
00:27:57.020 My back hurts
00:27:58.880 But more importantly
00:27:59.720 I have a serious medical attentive
00:28:03.460 And I was wondering if you could help move it
00:28:04.640 Yeah, sure, what happened?
00:28:07.700 Well, you see here
00:28:08.360 I got glaucoma
00:28:09.340 And I got a very bad back problem
00:28:12.220 And pains
00:28:13.460 I think I have like three days to live
00:28:15.500 And the pain
00:28:17.940 The glaucomaness
00:28:18.820 And the anesthesia needs to be done
00:28:20.300 On my penis
00:28:20.920 My dick is dead
00:28:22.140 And I was wondering
00:28:22.620 If I could bear it in your ass
00:28:23.780 That's crazy
00:28:26.200 No
00:28:26.780 That's not how we treat that
00:28:28.760 But if you want to check in
00:28:30.220 For your medical condition
00:28:32.020 I'll gladly tell one of the doctors
00:28:33.980 To help you out, okay?
00:28:34.860 Shut up and get to the kitchen, bitch
00:28:37.100 Bro, I'm gonna find you tanking
00:28:40.240 Yo
00:28:40.960 Bro, why am I hopping?
00:28:49.660 Nice, bro
00:28:50.700 I'm fucked
00:28:51.100 Wow, bro
00:28:52.220 Put me down
00:29:14.060 No consent
00:29:15.100 I give you no consent
00:29:16.160 No
00:29:16.900 Hey
00:29:19.120 No consent
00:29:22.260 What the hell did she just do?
00:29:28.340 Can you go around the server
00:29:38.700 As a serial rapist
00:29:39.820 And just
00:29:40.320 Rape every character
00:29:41.820 You see them out of age
00:29:42.700 What the fuck?
00:29:45.720 Bro
00:29:46.160 Try to be a serial killer
00:29:51.460 Watch where you're going, bitch
00:30:08.100 Shut the fuck up, bitch
00:30:09.320 You know how to not walk behind cars, dumbass
00:30:10.980 You know how to drive
00:30:11.660 You're a woman
00:30:12.140 You can't drive
00:30:12.840 Shut up and do the dishes, bitch
00:30:14.200 Fuck you
00:30:15.100 I'm trying to beat the dude
00:30:19.180 I'm not gonna lie
00:30:20.180 The life
00:30:22.580 If you would just give me a chance
00:30:23.840 Please, shorty
00:30:25.160 Please, shorty
00:30:26.300 Let me show you
00:30:26.800 What this turbulence did
00:30:27.920 Oh, shit
00:30:29.880 What the fuck
00:30:30.640 What the fuck
00:30:32.640 If you don't move the fuck around
00:30:33.920 Officer, this man
00:30:35.620 The fuck you say, pig?
00:30:39.560 Nigga sound like you
00:30:40.360 Speaking through a super bass, bro
00:30:41.840 I said
00:30:42.520 What the fuck you say, pig?
00:30:44.320 I'm sorry
00:30:44.740 I can't hear you
00:30:45.440 Because of the super bass
00:30:46.400 Going on in your background
00:30:47.380 I said
00:30:49.080 What the fuck
00:30:50.160 Did you say, pig?
00:30:51.780 Oh my god, bro
00:30:52.760 You're just
00:30:53.300 Okay, bro
00:30:54.200 Officer, can I talk to you?
00:30:56.260 Yes
00:30:56.500 What do you want to talk to you?
00:30:59.420 Hey, what's up?
00:31:00.760 The hell?
00:31:01.760 What's this?
00:31:03.140 I don't want to look at you, bro
00:31:04.560 Keep you mine
00:31:05.560 Keep you mine
00:31:06.560 I gotta talk to you, bro
00:31:08.720 Show me your turbulence
00:31:10.060 Yo, yo, yo
00:31:13.480 Don't talk to her, bro
00:31:14.300 Yo
00:31:14.880 Yo
00:31:15.620 Don't talk to her, bro
00:31:16.580 Watch out
00:31:17.100 The fuck?
00:31:17.760 Wait
00:31:18.160 Wait
00:31:18.180 Is that what I think it is?
00:31:20.580 Hey
00:31:20.900 Relax, bro
00:31:21.960 We're just gonna do our thing over here
00:31:23.220 Wait
00:31:23.360 No, no
00:31:24.260 Luna, come over here
00:31:24.880 Let me talk to you, Luna
00:31:25.480 Wait, is this your slut?
00:31:27.540 No, this is not my slut, bro
00:31:29.040 Well, yeah
00:31:29.280 Don't talk to her like that, bro
00:31:30.280 What the fuck is your issue?
00:31:32.060 You're so weird
00:31:33.020 You don't like to be called that?
00:31:34.440 Me or him
00:31:34.760 No, him
00:31:35.800 You've been weird as fuck to me
00:31:37.920 Bro, put me down
00:31:39.720 Nah
00:31:40.360 I hurt you
00:31:41.200 I'm sorry
00:31:41.720 Like, this guy's carrying me
00:31:43.040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
00:31:44.720 Wait, do you give me consent
00:31:45.420 Or no, I'll put you down?
00:31:46.340 No
00:31:46.760 I don't give you consent
00:31:48.060 Put me down
00:31:48.740 Whatever
00:31:49.220 Fuck you
00:31:49.820 But I didn't give you consent
00:31:50.500 When you picked me up
00:31:51.340 The fuck?
00:31:52.100 Double standards
00:31:52.640 Yo, bro, bro, bro
00:31:53.780 Yo, bro, come here
00:31:54.660 Bro, come here
00:31:55.200 I'm gonna murder this bitch
00:31:56.380 Don't worry
00:31:57.100 I thought you
00:31:57.500 Yo, what's good, bro?
00:32:00.200 Yo, what's your name?
00:32:01.860 David Strodenberg
00:32:03.260 Let me show you a little bit more
00:32:04.320 What's your name?
00:32:05.620 Your name is David Strodenberg
00:32:06.900 Yo
00:32:07.380 What is he doing?
00:32:09.000 Why does he have a pussy?
00:32:11.180 Wait, wait, your name is
00:32:12.060 David Strodenberg
00:32:12.840 Yes
00:32:13.480 Nice to meet you, bro
00:32:15.620 I'm K-Lo
00:32:16.120 Nice to meet you
00:32:17.040 Gason
00:32:18.040 Yo, listen, bro
00:32:19.220 Stop
00:32:21.340 Stop
00:32:22.460 Bro
00:32:23.660 I have to go
00:32:25.560 Sorry, no one's on patrol
00:32:27.300 Thank you
00:32:28.580 Ludo, Ludo, Ludo
00:32:29.660 Excuse me
00:32:30.120 Ludo, I'm gonna call you a little bit
00:32:31.100 Excuse me
00:32:31.440 I'm gonna put a paper prong in you
00:32:33.400 If I see another man walk up to you
00:32:35.140 And it's not this nigga's ego
00:32:36.260 Yo, listen
00:32:36.740 Yo, come on
00:32:37.680 Bro
00:32:38.080 Are you kidding?
00:32:39.540 Stop carrying me
00:32:41.160 Oh my god
00:32:42.020 Listen, I wanna talk real quick
00:32:43.180 Can we just talk?
00:32:43.580 No, no, no
00:32:44.540 Put me down
00:32:45.260 Seriously
00:32:45.780 You put
00:32:46.420 But why'd you pick me up
00:32:47.660 Without consent?
00:32:48.700 Yo, you're fucking
00:32:49.680 Yo, come on, bro
00:32:50.600 Yo, stop harassing women, bro
00:32:51.880 We out
00:32:52.180 Hey, I'm gonna let you know right now
00:32:53.080 No, she picked me up
00:32:54.680 Without my consent
00:32:55.720 Why can't I pick her up
00:32:56.560 Without her consent?
00:32:57.180 I'm just curious
00:32:57.580 Am I wrong with you?
00:32:58.680 Is that true though?
00:32:59.400 Oh my life it is
00:33:00.960 Do you know what that is?
00:33:03.240 What?
00:33:04.120 We call that the Hassan lawsuit of death
00:33:06.120 Oh my god
00:33:08.760 Listen, bro
00:33:10.180 But real shit
00:33:10.820 It's like double standards
00:33:11.620 Like why can't she pick me up
00:33:12.600 But I can't pick her up
00:33:13.560 That's what I'm saying
00:33:15.780 You feel me?
00:33:16.300 I'll talk to you later, King
00:33:17.220 Yo, I'm gonna talk to you, babe
00:33:19.080 Yo, stop
00:33:20.100 Simping over like a slut
00:33:21.860 Yo, listen
00:33:22.940 I wanna apologize to you, bro
00:33:24.320 You're beautiful as fuck
00:33:25.200 Oh, this bitch is too deep in, bro
00:33:29.360 Like I can't, bro
00:33:31.440 Chash, you do deep in this or no?
00:33:39.840 Come on, get my car
00:33:41.000 Alright, I need a weapon
00:33:42.520 Yo, this broken down piece of shit
00:33:46.780 Relax, bro
00:33:48.200 Don't have money
00:33:49.160 Yeah, sure
00:33:50.680 Can I show you my turbulence again?
00:33:52.060 Let him get in, yes
00:33:52.900 Get in and do it
00:33:54.060 Get in, bro
00:33:54.680 Alright
00:33:55.360 What do you mean by turbulence?
00:33:57.080 Wait, when do you gotta repair this?
00:33:58.180 Yo, bro in the back
00:33:59.120 What's your name?
00:34:00.560 My name is Brad
00:34:01.440 Brad, Brad
00:34:02.760 Come fix this car, bro
00:34:04.080 Alright, dude
00:34:05.600 Come on, Brad
00:34:07.140 What the fuck?
00:34:09.400 You fell off?
00:34:10.080 Brad, what do you mean by turbulence?
00:34:11.400 Wait, what's the agent
00:34:11.960 Ascend Japan?
00:34:12.540 It's basically when my balls
00:34:14.060 Smack against my thighs
00:34:15.460 Oh
00:34:17.980 Yeah
00:34:19.420 Listen, bro
00:34:20.060 That girl, how do you know her?
00:34:23.420 I've been talking to her
00:34:24.280 Oh, God
00:34:27.120 She's weird as fuck
00:34:29.160 But I have a girl
00:34:30.600 Wait, wait, wait
00:34:30.880 Oh my God
00:34:31.380 Hold on, hold on
00:34:31.680 I got a girl who just cheated on me
00:34:33.460 Yo, take out your phone
00:34:34.200 And tell me this is cheating
00:34:35.420 Yes or no
00:34:35.920 Okay
00:34:36.800 Give me a number
00:34:38.540 Yeah
00:34:39.940 I think shit, dude
00:34:40.880 Oh, repair it, bro
00:34:42.560 I did it
00:34:44.400 Chad, only my pass code
00:34:45.560 It should work now, bro
00:34:46.360 It should work
00:34:46.880 So, air drop me your contact
00:34:48.780 So, look at this
00:34:49.700 I've been dating a go, right?
00:34:51.440 I've been dating a go, right?
00:34:52.220 Fuck off the way, bitch
00:34:52.980 Fuck you
00:34:54.560 Yo, Brad
00:34:57.040 Brad, I give you the M1 pass
00:34:58.820 Go ahead and say it
00:34:59.520 Alright, ready?
00:35:02.040 Yeah
00:35:02.280 Don't say it
00:35:03.100 Don't say it
00:35:03.780 Don't say it
00:35:04.500 No, he can't
00:35:07.440 I gave him a pass
00:35:08.220 How about the fucking
00:35:09.420 She's a pass
00:35:10.580 Yes, he's about to say it
00:35:12.000 Yo, bro, to my right
00:35:12.960 You're doing too much
00:35:13.800 Do not say it, bro
00:35:15.380 Yes, you can
00:35:15.920 I give him the pass
00:35:17.560 It's valid
00:35:18.200 No, no
00:35:19.760 You do not
00:35:20.800 No, no
00:35:21.420 Do not say it
00:35:22.120 I am black
00:35:22.920 All my fucking card is just black
00:35:24.660 You are not black
00:35:26.460 Brad
00:35:28.420 I'm a highlight, child
00:35:30.040 Man, y'all
00:35:30.560 Shut up
00:35:31.660 Yo, look at your phone, bro
00:35:38.800 Nah
00:35:39.900 Tell me if that's cheating
00:35:42.560 My girl on Tinder
00:35:43.760 Answering another guy
00:35:44.640 Match it with him
00:35:45.220 Duh
00:35:45.760 That bitch is a whore
00:35:47.140 Alright, we're going to her right now
00:35:48.700 And you're going to tell her
00:35:49.160 That's your turn face
00:35:50.060 Come on, let's go
00:35:50.900 Yo, bro
00:35:52.280 Brad, give me the fucking keys
00:35:53.740 Yo, chap
00:35:54.260 I'm just starting killing girls
00:35:55.360 Would you guys like that?
00:35:57.540 I don't have the fucking keys
00:35:58.880 Yo, Aries, where are you?
00:36:01.340 I don't have the fucking keys
00:36:02.200 Where are you?
00:36:03.420 Coming right now
00:36:04.240 I don't have the fucking keys, bro
00:36:12.900 Alright, you got the keys?
00:36:19.420 No, get in the car
00:36:20.380 And think about the keys, you asshole
00:36:21.980 Bro, I gave you the fucking keys
00:36:23.400 It's not
00:36:23.640 I gave you the fucking keys, Brad
00:36:24.800 I don't fucking got that shit
00:36:26.960 Oh my god, Brad
00:36:28.840 Brad, I'm too old for this shit, bro
00:36:31.020 Chat, Warriors in seven
00:36:33.760 Or Lakers in six
00:36:34.660 Not going to lie
00:36:36.020 Come on, take this other car
00:36:38.840 Wait, what are you guys doing?
00:36:49.140 That's my car
00:36:50.040 Oh, it is?
00:36:51.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:52.920 My bad, my bad
00:36:53.660 No, I didn't even do that
00:36:55.280 My bad, my bad
00:36:55.920 Alright, I'm going to fucking
00:36:59.020 I'm going to rape your mother
00:37:00.780 Punch again, you die
00:37:02.140 Punch again, you die
00:37:02.840 Punch again, you die
00:37:03.480 Punch again, you die
00:37:03.500 Punch again, you die
00:37:03.520 Punch again, you die
00:37:03.680 Punch again, you die
00:37:04.600 Fuck you
00:37:05.000 Who?
00:37:05.820 Fuck you, nigga?
00:37:12.520 Fuck you
00:37:13.040 Shut up, nigga
00:37:13.880 Fuck you, bro
00:37:14.240 Fuck you, bro
00:37:15.060 Pull up those goddamn pants
00:37:16.780 Little man said you
00:37:17.560 Try to kidnap me
00:37:18.460 Shut up, nigga
00:37:19.520 Yeah, that's what you got
00:37:21.100 Oh, weep
00:37:21.980 What are you doing?
00:37:27.560 Bro, I got cheated on today, bro
00:37:30.140 Fuck this pregnant bitch
00:37:33.600 Our boy's locked up
00:37:47.860 Sir, it's self-defense
00:37:54.200 It's self-defense
00:37:55.160 It's self-defense
00:37:58.860 It's self-defense, you moron
00:38:00.520 Is it because he's black?
00:38:03.820 Let me go and I'll stop
00:38:04.800 Give me a second, bro
00:38:07.420 No, but chat real shit
00:38:08.680 Thank you
00:38:12.440 Thank you, officer
00:38:14.600 I appreciate you
00:38:15.300 Thank you for serving your duty
00:38:16.240 I just gotta relax, bro
00:38:18.620 I don't care if y'all here
00:38:19.980 I just gotta relax
00:38:20.880 Thank you, handsome
00:38:21.940 I really appreciate it
00:38:23.100 I appreciate you too, brother
00:38:24.680 I love the
00:38:26.920 Oh my god
00:38:27.960 I love the wigs too, bro
00:38:29.500 Thank you
00:38:30.000 I'm a thug like you
00:38:31.440 Say it again for me
00:38:33.500 You're a what?
00:38:34.120 A thug
00:38:35.120 Yeah
00:38:35.800 All right
00:38:40.260 All right, let's go kill that bitch
00:38:45.660 You're a bitch
00:38:46.420 And the driver's seat
00:38:47.300 You're a bitch
00:38:48.000 You're an idiot
00:38:49.120 You'll carry him
00:38:49.900 No, stop
00:38:50.780 David, get in, bro
00:38:51.580 Hey, hey
00:38:52.380 Kill yourself
00:38:53.120 Jump off a bridge
00:38:53.840 Bitch
00:38:56.700 Yeah, I'm gonna knock you out
00:38:58.000 One more time
00:38:58.440 Fuck him up, Bobby
00:38:59.740 Real quick
00:39:00.020 One more punch
00:39:00.420 Kill yourself
00:39:02.320 Kill yourself
00:39:02.840 Kill yourself, bitch
00:39:06.000 Yo, carry Brad
00:39:08.880 Carry Brad
00:39:09.480 Carry Brad
00:39:10.060 Carry Brad
00:39:10.600 Carry Brad
00:39:11.100 Yeah, she's are just
00:39:11.880 Yeah, that's cool, bro
00:39:12.660 Yo, yo
00:39:13.380 Carry Brad, David
00:39:14.280 How?
00:39:17.540 Just hop out
00:39:18.140 Just hop out
00:39:18.540 Fuck your car, pussy
00:39:24.540 Cheezer, you came back, right?
00:39:31.540 All right
00:39:31.880 David, play a song
00:39:32.980 You wanna play a song?
00:39:33.680 Yeah
00:39:34.680 Yeah, play a song
00:39:36.080 How?
00:39:37.660 Think car radio
00:39:38.380 And then go on YouTube
00:39:39.040 And put the link in
00:39:39.740 Yeah, play some Blink-182
00:39:42.420 My god, my whole screen
00:39:44.120 Just glitch
00:39:44.580 F, yo
00:40:01.280 Good shit, cheezer
00:40:06.020 That's why you chase
00:40:07.900 What are you playing?
00:40:31.280 This is my girl
00:40:44.580 Right over
00:40:45.280 Where's Aries at?
00:40:48.860 I told her I was coming here
00:40:49.780 Dan, what's up, baby?
00:40:51.740 Hi
00:40:52.180 Is this Chad?
00:40:53.860 No, this is David Strodenberg
00:40:55.280 It's Jerrodenberg
00:40:56.280 My bad
00:40:57.060 What's up?
00:41:01.080 I'm not her booming in here for some reason
00:41:02.200 Excuse me
00:41:03.000 Excuse me
00:41:03.880 Miss
00:41:04.280 Excuse me, miss
00:41:05.780 I need help
00:41:07.040 I need help with my
00:41:07.680 Hold on, I need help with my up sexy
00:41:09.440 You need help with what?
00:41:12.860 My up sexy
00:41:13.520 You kind of look like
00:41:14.420 Draco a little bit
00:41:15.520 Like his outfit
00:41:16.180 I need help with my up
00:41:17.020 David, David, that's her
00:41:19.760 David, that's her right there
00:41:20.820 Wait, it's her right there, David
00:41:21.860 It's your girl?
00:41:23.740 Yeah, it's the best
00:41:24.700 I was like, what are you talking about?
00:41:26.340 What?
00:41:27.040 Which one?
00:41:28.380 Right here to my right
00:41:29.080 This is the one that went on Tinder
00:41:30.360 And talked to another guy
00:41:31.620 You did?
00:41:32.800 Yo, what the fuck?
00:41:33.940 I already told you why
00:41:34.840 I know he's trying to make a single
00:41:35.580 I'm cheating on him
00:41:36.500 I'm not cheating on you
00:41:37.560 Shut up, bitch!
00:41:39.940 What the fuck?
00:41:40.740 Hold on, now
00:41:41.860 Hold on, hold on
00:41:43.260 Hold on
00:41:43.860 You're not the one
00:41:46.100 I'm on the hots
00:41:46.480 I'm on the hots
00:41:47.500 And you're about to piss me the fuck off
00:41:48.660 Listen, bitch
00:41:50.480 No, I don't give a fuck
00:41:51.980 Fuck you, whore
00:41:52.620 Listen
00:41:52.940 You got a knife?
00:41:53.760 I'm gonna fuck you up
00:41:54.320 It doesn't matter
00:41:54.740 Listen, bitch
00:41:55.540 I don't give a fuck
00:41:56.200 Shut up
00:41:56.840 I'll pull your fucking dreads
00:41:58.120 Shut the fuck up
00:41:58.920 You wanna die too, bitch?
00:42:00.020 What?
00:42:00.460 Shut up
00:42:00.920 What the fuck?
00:42:01.720 Shut the fuck up, slut
00:42:03.220 Yo, there's so deep in
00:42:05.620 She has a knife
00:42:06.420 Yes, Brad
00:42:08.000 Get her, Brad
00:42:09.680 Not punch me
00:42:11.260 Shut up
00:42:12.300 Now you gotta put to kill him
00:42:14.020 Now you gotta kill him
00:42:15.300 Let's chat
00:42:18.820 Who started it, though?
00:42:20.480 Who started it, chat?
00:42:23.340 But I'm in the wrong, right?
00:42:26.640 I got you
00:42:27.080 I appreciate it, bro
00:42:27.580 Yeah, I got you
00:42:28.180 I got you
00:42:28.200 I'm on my back
00:42:28.580 Yep, yep
00:42:29.080 They're probably about to kill you, by the way
00:42:30.300 What?
00:42:31.540 Oh, we should probably run
00:42:32.660 Oh, okay
00:42:33.400 We should probably be out of here
00:42:34.500 Yeah
00:42:34.740 Um, what's direction?
00:42:42.000 Yeah, I don't give a fuck
00:42:43.320 Oh, come back to
00:42:55.420 Hey, let's go single right here
00:42:56.340 Let's go single right here
00:42:57.040 Oh, nice
00:42:57.800 What's up, baby?
00:43:01.380 Hey, you okay?
00:43:02.760 Yo, what's the word, gang?
00:43:03.480 What's up, baby?
00:43:04.700 You know about, uh
00:43:05.600 You know about some turbulence?
00:43:06.400 No, I don't know anything
00:43:08.920 I keep hearing about turbulence
00:43:09.920 Yeah, what's the term?
00:43:12.880 Why did everyone keep talking about
00:43:13.660 Chat was on a dubby when I beat that bitch up
00:43:15.640 Hello?
00:43:18.280 Hey, she's talking to me
00:43:18.920 What the fuck?
00:43:21.120 Yeah
00:43:21.400 Oh, bro, you're weird
00:43:23.700 Hey, what's your
00:43:24.220 What's your name, babe?
00:43:26.460 Excuse me?
00:43:27.300 Can you, like, not
00:43:27.880 Get up
00:43:28.560 Oh, my bad
00:43:29.820 I'm sorry
00:43:30.100 My bad, my bad
00:43:30.740 Hold on a second
00:43:32.740 This bitch is wanting to tussle
00:43:33.780 What do you want, whore?
00:43:39.120 I know what you're trying to say
00:43:40.720 But that is not it
00:43:41.840 Hey, ladies
00:43:43.780 What's up?
00:43:45.300 Oh, my God
00:43:45.900 Brad
00:43:48.460 Brad
00:43:49.780 Brad
00:43:51.700 Brad
00:43:53.240 Fuck her up, Brad
00:43:55.480 Now, if I stab y'all
00:43:58.380 Then it's on me
00:43:59.060 Brad
00:44:01.100 Now, if I stab y'all
00:44:02.380 Then it's on me
00:44:03.020 Fuck her up
00:44:03.900 You know what, Brad?
00:44:04.640 Carry her
00:44:05.060 No, no, no, take her out in the alley
00:44:06.480 If I stab y'all
00:44:07.020 Then it's on me
00:44:07.660 If I stab y'all
00:44:08.640 Then it's on me
00:44:09.200 Shut up, son, bitch
00:44:10.060 If I stab y'all
00:44:10.900 Then it's on me
00:44:11.460 Shut up
00:44:12.180 If I stab y'all
00:44:13.200 Then it's on me
00:44:13.960 You're right
00:44:14.660 If I stab y'all niggas
00:44:15.480 Then it's on me
00:44:16.000 I'm gonna stab you
00:44:16.920 If I stab y'all
00:44:17.160 Then it's on me
00:44:17.860 Let me fucking down
00:44:19.780 No, because
00:44:20.380 What the fuck are you?
00:44:21.300 My bad
00:44:21.620 Listen, I don't
00:44:22.280 I don't want problems
00:44:22.860 No, it's not my fucking bad, bitch
00:44:24.800 Let me down
00:44:26.240 Let me down
00:44:27.620 Damn
00:44:28.140 Let me down, bitch
00:44:29.960 Let me down, bitch
00:44:31.660 Okay, if you call me daddy
00:44:32.560 Let me down
00:44:33.060 Call me daddy
00:44:33.840 Let me the fuck down
00:44:35.980 Call me daddy
00:44:36.700 Call me daddy
00:44:37.600 Brad, don't you ever fucking touch me again
00:44:39.440 Brad, you can touch her
00:44:40.340 But hold on
00:44:40.660 Call me daddy
00:44:41.260 And I'll put you down
00:44:41.840 Bro, let me down
00:44:43.360 Just call me
00:44:43.980 Because you think this shit fucking funny
00:44:44.860 You don't know me to be touching me
00:44:46.140 Call me daddy
00:44:48.040 And I'll put you down
00:44:48.700 Nigga, put me the fuck down
00:44:51.580 Excuse me
00:44:52.400 Don't use that word
00:44:53.380 I get offensive
00:44:53.840 It's very offensive
00:44:54.900 I don't give a fuck
00:44:55.660 What the fuck you got going on
00:44:57.000 Put me down
00:44:57.840 Call me daddy
00:44:58.520 And I'll put you down
00:44:59.100 Go ahead
00:45:02.680 Call me daddy
00:45:03.380 And I'll put you down
00:45:03.900 Otherwise, you don't go down
00:45:06.460 Alright
00:45:07.020 I'm about to
00:45:08.080 I'm about to
00:45:08.700 Yeah
00:45:08.980 Yeah, it's about to be right
00:45:10.240 Really?
00:45:15.960 Yo, Brad
00:45:16.500 Let's go to a bridge
00:45:17.120 And throw her off, yeah?
00:45:17.860 Get a car
00:45:29.580 I don't know
00:45:30.520 Or you just run over
00:45:31.200 With a semi truck
00:45:31.940 Or a train
00:45:32.860 Or some shit
00:45:33.300 I don't give a fuck
00:45:34.140 Oh
00:45:38.160 You're weird
00:45:39.160 Put me down
00:45:40.660 You took your phone
00:45:42.520 You can't use it
00:45:43.920 Do not pull it out
00:45:46.940 You're fucking weird
00:45:47.840 Don't pull
00:45:48.380 You're fucking weird
00:45:48.980 Don't pull it out
00:45:49.900 You're fucking weird
00:45:50.440 You're fucking weird
00:45:51.560 Don't pull it out
00:45:52.440 You're fucking weird
00:45:52.960 Bro
00:45:53.700 He's trying to like
00:45:54.700 Kidnap me on some weird shit
00:45:56.160 And I swear to god
00:45:57.120 I'm about to go
00:45:58.220 I'm about to
00:45:58.640 I'm about to
00:45:59.100 Catch a fucking flight
00:46:00.060 I swear to god
00:46:00.980 I swear to god
00:46:01.940 You can't tell
00:46:03.100 Hotwire her
00:46:05.180 Should we tie her up?
00:46:08.340 Listen
00:46:08.540 I just
00:46:08.980 We got off on the wrong foot
00:46:09.860 I just want to be friends
00:46:10.640 Okay
00:46:10.920 I understand your heat
00:46:13.440 And you're duct taped right now
00:46:14.400 So you can listen to me
00:46:15.220 Yeah, tie her legs up
00:46:16.320 Yeah, exactly
00:46:16.780 Listen
00:46:17.380 I love you
00:46:19.840 And I think we should be together
00:46:21.580 Make a noise
00:46:25.720 If you want to be with me
00:46:26.540 We can get married
00:46:27.620 And have babies on a farm
00:46:28.540 Yeah
00:46:33.380 Really?
00:46:34.740 Alright
00:46:35.100 Fine, I'll put you down, bro
00:46:36.320 You're finished?
00:46:44.920 Really, chat?
00:46:45.760 I am
00:46:46.220 Fuck
00:46:47.000 What am I gonna do?
00:46:49.420 Dude, why are you gonna say
00:46:50.120 Pamela's right?
00:46:52.340 Yo, chat
00:46:52.740 Look at
00:46:53.060 Want a muffin
00:46:53.880 The chat saying
00:46:54.420 Not even funny
00:46:54.940 Chat
00:46:55.260 How do we tell
00:46:56.120 Remember when Adam
00:46:56.560 She's not gonna fuck you, bro
00:46:57.940 You're not gonna get some
00:46:58.940 E-pussy, bro
00:46:59.580 How do we tell him, chat?
00:47:04.760 She's not going to fuck you, bro
00:47:06.160 Alright, I'm gonna put her down, bro
00:47:10.440 Cause I don't know
00:47:11.040 I don't know what to do
00:47:11.460 I can't even jump and shit
00:47:12.460 Like if I had a gun
00:47:18.820 I would just shoot her in the fucking face
00:47:20.160 Get the fuck out of here, dude
00:47:22.520 Bro, I don't give a fuck
00:47:26.580 Look, listen
00:47:30.020 She came out with a knife
00:47:31.040 But you know what I'm saying
00:47:32.480 I hate you
00:47:37.920 Love the old daughter
00:47:38.480 Yo, you got a car
00:47:52.540 Market ball
00:47:52.900 Bro
00:47:55.780 Yo, you got the keys for this
00:48:04.260 You got the keys for this, Brad
00:48:08.040 You got the keys for this, Brad
00:48:12.040 Hold on, I'll come down
00:48:14.680 You got a
00:48:21.840 Bro, we need a car, bro
00:48:22.960 Wait
00:48:24.060 Is this AA?
00:48:26.900 Wait
00:48:27.240 Are you who I think you are?
00:48:31.720 Wait, are you AA?
00:48:34.520 AA
00:48:35.000 Never mind
00:48:36.280 I'm not AA
00:48:38.320 You're gonna really try to hit me
00:48:40.540 Chat, she dude, even
00:48:45.940 Who's farting, bro?
00:49:00.900 Nah, it wasn't me
00:49:01.600 What the fuck?
00:49:06.120 With you?
00:49:08.940 Okay
00:49:09.380 Why are you wearing a purse?
00:49:10.540 Let's go
00:49:10.900 Yo, who's farting?
00:49:12.440 Yo, who's farting?
00:49:13.160 I don't know
00:49:13.360 Someone's like shit
00:49:14.160 Don't do that
00:49:14.860 Yo, Zabi
00:49:16.260 Trust me
00:49:16.640 If I had a gun
00:49:17.100 I would
00:49:17.320 Yo, what the fuck?
00:49:19.280 Are you good?
00:49:20.260 Like, you mad city
00:49:21.520 I'm sorry
00:49:22.440 Good game
00:49:23.260 I'm sorry
00:49:25.520 Hold on, guys
00:49:27.640 This guy with a purse
00:49:28.400 Wants to talk to you
00:49:29.040 You nutty
00:49:29.620 You nutty
00:49:30.320 Stop going to the purse, guys
00:49:31.280 It's literally a purse
00:49:32.700 Is that not a purse, chat?
00:49:36.380 Are you okay, sir?
00:49:39.320 Why did he tell me
00:49:40.000 You just kidnap Judy?
00:49:41.980 I'll tell you what happened
00:49:42.800 So my boy got cheated on by her
00:49:44.680 Beat her up
00:49:45.320 Her friend tried to pull out a knife on me
00:49:46.920 I beat her up
00:49:47.980 And then she got all mad
00:49:49.320 And I said, call me daddy
00:49:50.440 And I'll put you down
00:49:51.180 And she didn't do it
00:49:51.720 Hold up, hold up
00:49:52.560 You beat up my friend?
00:49:53.360 Uh, what slut?
00:49:55.580 Did I beat up?
00:49:56.400 Yeah, we beat the fuck up
00:49:57.520 Yeah, we beat the fuck up
00:49:59.560 Yeah, we beat that bitch up
00:50:01.200 Hey, she's not gonna fuck you, buddy
00:50:04.480 You have a purse
00:50:05.260 Yo, why are you talking like that?
00:50:08.260 Yo, like, you talking like that
00:50:09.720 And your hair is mad crazy
00:50:10.920 Like, you don't look good
00:50:12.740 Dude, all he's saying is
00:50:14.040 You're right, bro
00:50:15.140 I'm on his cock
00:50:15.880 I'm gay anyway, bro
00:50:16.840 So I don't
00:50:17.300 I'm not on anybody's cock
00:50:18.620 Yo, Brad
00:50:19.140 Shut the fuck up, bro
00:50:20.180 Hey, you're not gonna talk to my boyfriend like that
00:50:22.220 He is cock
00:50:22.820 Nah, nah, nah, nah
00:50:23.660 Cause he kidnapped me the other day
00:50:25.260 Excuse me
00:50:25.900 Do not call me he
00:50:27.320 That is not my pronoun
00:50:28.140 Please
00:50:28.780 So what's your pronouns?
00:50:31.580 Not that
00:50:32.080 So what is it then?
00:50:35.380 Don't worry about it
00:50:36.560 None of your business
00:50:37.280 Come here
00:50:38.820 I mean, I fucking guess
00:50:40.800 You're gonna try to plot on me
00:50:42.060 Plot?
00:50:43.520 Can you give me my phone?
00:50:44.220 Wait, did I actually
00:50:46.140 Just think about giving me my phone back
00:50:50.260 Just giving me my phone back
00:50:51.460 Alright, here you go
00:50:52.960 Why are you being weird?
00:50:57.040 It's a fucking joke, bro
00:50:57.900 It's a joke, bro
00:50:59.280 It's not my real bitch, bro
00:51:00.740 It's a finger, alright?
00:51:01.560 It stinks
00:51:02.320 Oh my god
00:51:03.280 I know
00:51:03.940 Like, why are you being weird?
00:51:05.800 My boyfriend landed on my butt
00:51:06.840 After I just took a shit
00:51:08.120 Come here
00:51:08.360 Come here
00:51:08.820 Come here
00:51:09.400 I know
00:51:11.020 You really a nasty bitch
00:51:13.200 I take it
00:51:13.960 You take it
00:51:16.680 Listen, he just
00:51:18.820 He slivered me
00:51:19.500 Blame me, not him
00:51:20.160 He didn't do it
00:51:20.700 No, where's her phone?
00:51:21.360 No, where's her phone?
00:51:22.260 Where's her phone?
00:51:22.820 He just handed it back to me
00:51:24.260 I handed it back to her
00:51:25.480 He handed it back to me
00:51:26.400 What is that call taking from me?
00:51:28.500 I'm sorry
00:51:28.880 Listen, two of you told me
00:51:29.740 You should have my friend
00:51:30.340 I got mad
00:51:30.840 I beat you up
00:51:31.400 And then I beat her
00:51:31.920 Like, I'm gonna be honest
00:51:32.560 That's it
00:51:32.920 Don't give me that big of a deal
00:51:33.760 Okay, but why?
00:51:34.380 Like, what the fuck is it?
00:51:35.360 Because you cheated
00:51:36.040 I like
00:51:36.680 You deserved it
00:51:37.440 I did not cheat
00:51:38.220 No, you didn't even hear
00:51:38.800 The fucking story though
00:51:39.780 Like, you're just sitting there
00:51:40.680 Wrong on my shit
00:51:41.200 You need to hear the story
00:51:42.060 You're right
00:51:42.500 Alright, let me hear the story
00:51:43.220 I'm sorry
00:51:43.660 Are you fucking
00:51:44.560 Shearish
00:51:45.120 Shearish
00:51:45.620 You fucking cheated?
00:51:47.460 Brad, I did not cheat
00:51:48.520 Y'all being weird
00:51:49.640 Niggas is weird
00:51:50.440 Y'all big sucking
00:51:51.280 Um, excuse me
00:51:52.340 No, no, no
00:51:52.680 Listen, listen
00:51:53.860 Oh my god, bro
00:51:54.640 She's really mad, chat
00:51:55.460 Chasing her
00:51:58.720 Because that was
00:51:59.120 That was super fucked up
00:52:00.160 Was it not, chat?
00:52:01.360 Excuse me
00:52:01.800 Listen
00:52:02.120 Please do not call me the N-word
00:52:04.940 It's super offensive, bro
00:52:06.100 Please
00:52:06.560 Hey, yo
00:52:10.660 What the fuck?
00:52:14.780 What?
00:52:18.160 Shut up, dude
00:52:19.400 What's in that purse, boy?
00:52:22.400 Oh my god
00:52:23.140 Your bitch is gonna help now
00:52:24.260 Watch out
00:52:24.900 Y'all are weak
00:52:25.560 Oh, I'm getting gangbanging
00:52:27.560 Nice, bro
00:52:28.120 What else is new?
00:52:32.700 You're weak
00:52:33.320 Shut the fuck up
00:52:34.360 What?
00:52:36.560 I got triple teamed
00:52:38.040 And then I'm gonna pick you up
00:52:39.680 My body, bro
00:52:40.560 And drop you on your fucking head
00:52:42.140 Brad, fly
00:52:43.860 Don't, don't do it, Brad
00:52:45.480 Okay
00:52:46.160 She pulled out a knife, chat
00:52:47.800 Nice
00:52:48.060 Ha
00:52:48.360 He asked why your boyfriend
00:52:57.640 Is laying in the middle of the street
00:52:58.600 Like a bitch
00:52:59.300 Shut the fuck up
00:53:00.960 Alright, listen up, dishwasher
00:53:04.600 You're not gonna smack me like that
00:53:06.320 No, no, no, no, no
00:53:07.800 Get over here
00:53:08.560 Yo, Brad, bro
00:53:10.640 Beat the dishwasher up
00:53:13.040 Shut up
00:53:17.800 Piss on her
00:53:19.700 Piss on her
00:53:19.720 Karate and Jiu-Jitsu, bro
00:53:21.380 Piss on that bitch
00:53:22.800 Oh my god, bro
00:53:24.200 Brad's a W
00:53:27.700 Chad's AA
00:53:28.980 He can't get banned
00:53:29.680 He's like millions of dollars
00:53:30.820 Let's go
00:53:32.200 That's not why
00:53:36.120 Money doesn't buy you
00:53:37.560 On bandings
00:53:38.240 But
00:53:38.500 Oh my god
00:53:40.160 Yeah
00:53:41.220 This dishwasher has a new update
00:53:42.580 Like
00:53:44.400 Bro
00:53:45.200 And you still
00:53:45.800 What are y'all doing
00:53:46.960 Like chill the fuck out
00:53:48.480 She hit me
00:53:49.120 Bro
00:53:49.720 Dude
00:53:50.320 I see this shit
00:53:51.640 Bro
00:53:53.080 Who hit
00:53:53.660 Oh, I can't leave Brad
00:53:54.420 I can't leave Brad
00:53:55.140 Who hit me first
00:53:56.220 Who hit me first, chat
00:53:57.600 Wait, it's not AA
00:54:00.540 Yo, are you good, buddy?
00:54:02.180 She hit me first
00:54:03.520 Listen
00:54:07.620 You hit me first, bro
00:54:09.340 Alright, just fucking tee up
00:54:11.680 Hey, she's not gonna fuck you
00:54:14.600 Shut up
00:54:15.380 Yo
00:54:15.700 Shut the fuck
00:54:16.780 Look how mad they get
00:54:18.340 Bro, chat, why they get so mad
00:54:21.720 God damn it, bro
00:54:27.680 Dumbass
00:54:28.060 Fuck down, buddy
00:54:30.080 Come here
00:54:30.680 Dumbass
00:54:34.940 Bitch
00:54:39.040 Eat my dick, bro
00:54:40.980 Oh my god
00:54:44.980 Heyo
00:54:47.120 Stupid shit, bro
00:54:48.100 Dumbass
00:54:49.280 What do you say, bro
00:54:50.360 Uh-uh
00:54:51.160 Uh-oh
00:54:52.360 Uh-oh
00:54:54.280 You're down horrendous
00:54:56.580 With a knife
00:54:56.940 That's sad, bitch
00:54:57.960 Look at you
00:55:00.380 You're a fucking knife
00:55:01.740 You suck
00:55:02.380 You suck
00:55:03.120 You suck
00:55:04.100 You suck, bitch
00:55:05.300 You suck
00:55:06.080 You suck
00:55:07.020 Ow
00:55:13.160 Ow
00:55:13.440 I'm dead
00:55:19.740 Fuck
00:55:20.540 I just got my fucking ass
00:55:22.860 Enough GTA for today, bro
00:55:27.740 Doesn't matter who you want
00:55:32.580 Like, what can you do
00:55:32.880 There's a couple of men
00:55:33.360 Something that's有點