Adin Live - Adin Ross Reunites with FaZe Banks & Mike Majlak!

00:00:00.000 Wait, what was the setup for the stream when we did it that time?

00:00:02.480 Oh, let's do that setup, yeah.

00:00:04.100 Chad, that was so funny, right?

00:00:05.580 No, hold on, let me see.

00:00:06.620 Can we get the old picture, please?

00:00:08.020 You smell so good.

00:00:09.020 He does smell great.

00:00:10.040 That's what I said to him.

00:00:10.920 And you look good, too.

00:00:11.620 He lost a lot of weight.

00:00:12.320 He looks good.

00:00:13.220 You look the same.

00:00:14.380 Bro, I put on weight.

00:00:15.580 I'm like 220 or I'm fat.

00:00:17.240 Wait, let me see these real quick.

00:00:19.160 My muscle?

00:00:19.540 Yeah, let me see.

00:00:21.720 Well, no.

00:00:22.040 I told you.

00:00:22.500 I told you.

00:00:23.240 Proper flex.

00:00:24.060 Oh, am I doing it wrong?

00:00:25.180 Kind of, yeah.

00:00:25.700 You look like neon right now.

00:00:27.200 Just, no, not, just flex like proper.

00:00:30.300 How? 0.98

00:00:31.060 Oh, this, you're getting some fucking, some of your, like. 1.00

00:00:33.520 This arm is stronger, though. 1.00

00:00:34.600 It's because I jerked off.

00:00:35.780 How often are you working out? 0.98

00:00:36.660 Because I jerked off the lot with this arm.

00:00:40.520 I work out every day.

00:00:41.520 I try to.

00:00:42.640 I told you.

00:00:43.180 I saw you at the lab.

00:00:43.860 You look good.

00:00:44.600 Thank you, bro.

00:00:45.320 I, you know, I've been trying.

00:00:46.240 I've been really locked in, you know.

00:00:47.460 It's, it's great.

00:00:48.480 Wait, how, can I give it?

00:00:50.520 Sam, are you already here?

00:00:52.660 You can give it to him, but not now.

00:00:54.480 You know, wait a little bit.

00:00:55.160 They just got here.

00:00:56.220 Bro, I saw, I just met.

00:00:57.200 Sweater.

00:00:58.000 For the first time, it was, like, me and my favorite celebrity, bro.

00:01:00.320 Yeah, Sweater's the best, bro.

00:01:01.420 I love Sweater.

00:01:01.800 Dude, he's awesome, bro.

00:01:02.480 I love Sweater.

00:01:03.300 He, he has the best energy.

00:01:05.440 The best Sweater, too. 0.99

00:01:06.140 All of his prostitutes, bro. 1.00

00:01:07.720 Yeah, yeah, I did. 1.00

00:01:08.800 I met him last time, and you guys showed me that video of him getting his ass beat. 0.99

00:01:16.360 What's going on, Hayden? 0.99

00:01:17.400 Look at us, bro.

00:01:18.160 This is the last time we were all together was years ago.

00:01:21.920 Because I've been, I haven't been the same room with you guys since 2021.

00:01:24.900 The blue curtains in the back.

00:01:26.200 He's green, colorblind guy.

00:01:28.220 Pay me snoring on the bed.

00:01:30.620 Yep. 1.00

00:01:31.380 That little stupid dog puking all over the floor. 1.00

00:01:36.080 Dude. 1.00

00:01:36.520 There were like three of them.

00:01:37.400 We got sued for like a half.

00:01:39.220 Whoa, whoa.

00:01:39.840 The first two died.

00:01:41.260 No, bro.

00:01:42.380 My dogs did not.

00:01:43.680 Can we just come clean at them about that?

00:01:45.200 My dog did not die.

00:01:47.420 Two of them.

00:01:48.040 He got a clone.

00:01:49.620 No, I didn't.

00:01:51.360 They did not die.

00:01:52.980 The first two died.

00:01:54.320 I saw one of them dead.

00:01:55.720 Where?

00:01:56.840 At the crib.

00:01:57.600 Where?

00:01:58.060 And he fell in the lake.

00:01:58.840 Chad.

00:02:00.300 If you believe this guy.

00:02:02.800 You and Ricegum buried it.

00:02:04.520 Pam was screaming.

00:02:06.260 No, bro. 1.00

00:02:07.020 No, this motherfucker is sick. 1.00

00:02:08.700 Ricegum buried it. 1.00

00:02:09.340 Where is Ricegum buried it?

00:02:09.640 Where is Ricegum buried it?

00:02:10.640 Where is Ricegum buried it?

00:02:11.140 Where is Ricegum?

00:02:11.560 Where is he still alive?

00:02:11.900 Where is he for real?

00:02:13.200 I texted him the other day.

00:02:14.640 You should have pulled off.

00:02:15.720 That's my brother.

00:02:17.180 No, it's not me.

00:02:17.920 It's, it's, it's, it's.

00:02:21.900 Ew, and I don't even want to touch it, bro.

00:02:24.280 What are you doing?

00:02:26.480 That's clear.

00:02:29.740 Animals, bro.

00:02:30.620 Well, look, you guys are looking good for how old you guys are getting. 1.00

00:02:33.360 You're going to look like shit when you're our age. 1.00

00:02:35.100 No, no, no. 1.00

00:02:36.000 Wait, really?

00:02:37.020 No, you'll be.

00:02:37.740 Oh, my God.

00:02:39.640 No, nothing is changed.

00:02:41.440 Nothing is changed. 1.00

00:02:42.940 Damn, bro. 0.99

00:02:43.520 I miss you guys. 0.99

00:02:44.500 I miss the house. 0.99

00:02:45.980 Damn. 0.99

00:02:46.420 That house was legendary. 1.00

00:02:47.880 Was that better than the actual physical home?

00:02:50.300 Such a good home.

00:02:50.960 Wait, wait, was that better vibe?

00:02:52.260 I'm going to circle back and vibe that thing one day.

00:02:53.880 We, they'll never, like, we got sued.

00:02:56.460 No, no, no.

00:02:57.380 We can't say that.

00:02:58.520 We got sued for so much.

00:03:01.260 Yeah, we had to pay a lot.

00:03:02.160 We got sued for like a half a million dollars.

00:03:03.960 And it was all you.

00:03:04.960 Listen, listen.

00:03:05.520 It was all you, bro.

00:03:06.380 Say that, but get this.

00:03:07.380 So, it was David Geddes' crib.

00:03:10.040 Oh, are we really doing this right now?

00:03:12.180 I'm going to go to a visa and not be able to get in the club next summer.

00:03:14.740 No, listen, listen.

00:03:15.300 His son frequents, like, Hollywood hotspots and he, like, he's, like, getting older.

00:03:21.220 He's, like, 21, 22 years old.

00:03:23.620 I see him all the time.

00:03:25.320 I see him all the time now.

00:03:27.180 And he asked me the other day to throw a party at his house.

00:03:29.920 To help him throw a party at his crib.

00:03:31.400 So, like, they're about it.

00:03:33.960 No.

00:03:34.460 Bro, it's David Geddes. 1.00

00:03:36.180 Bro, the shit that they were trying to, like, say that we did, we didn't do any of that shit. 1.00

00:03:41.420 Okay. 1.00

00:03:41.960 So, they were trying to sue us for what?

00:03:44.020 And you said it was my fault.

00:03:44.900 Because the curtains.

00:03:45.740 Remember when Taylor Kinniff went manic and called the police on you?

00:03:49.980 Wait, what happened? 0.99

00:03:51.480 Woff was doing whippets in the fucking. 1.00

00:03:53.500 Bro. 1.00

00:03:54.440 Bro. 1.00

00:03:55.080 Dude, fuck it. 1.00

00:03:55.740 It's just not, bro. 1.00

00:03:56.660 It's just not.

00:03:57.860 No, no.

00:03:58.200 It gets to a certain point. 1.00

00:04:00.040 That shit when Taylor got splodged, bro. 1.00

00:04:02.080 No way. 1.00

00:04:03.020 It gets to a certain point where, like.

00:04:04.780 You can talk about it. 0.99

00:04:06.040 It's like when I wrote The Fifth Vital and talked all about all the shit. 0.99

00:04:09.360 You got a little cartilage out of your nose? 0.99

00:04:10.840 Yeah.

00:04:11.100 No, Woff was doing whippets in the side room.

00:04:13.320 And when Taylor Kinniff was manic, I let him stay in the, like, in the little guest house.

00:04:20.300 Summer Raider guest house.

00:04:22.020 He was manic, losing his mind.

00:04:23.980 And he caught Woff doing whippets in the, like, bugging Mike.

00:04:27.200 I come out of the house.

00:04:28.480 Mike's in his underwear, like.

00:04:30.320 Woff's not going to kill himself.

00:04:32.220 Like.

00:04:32.300 I'm going to leave alone.

00:04:33.620 And then I came back out and there was, like, 30 cops in the house.

00:04:36.720 He called the cops?

00:04:37.520 Bro, there was so many cops there, bro.

00:04:38.820 Taylor Kinniff called the cops.

00:04:40.280 It was insane.

00:04:41.040 Wait, was this when I moved out already?

00:04:42.860 It might have been.

00:04:43.480 It was toward the end.

00:04:44.380 It was definitely toward the end.

00:04:45.020 Yeah, I wasn't there.

00:04:45.620 I was in New York with Pammy.

00:04:46.800 Was that?

00:04:47.400 Yeah, actually, no.

00:04:48.120 100% Woff was in your room.

00:04:50.040 He stayed in my room after.

00:04:51.200 Yeah.

00:04:51.560 You know what he did?

00:04:52.360 He stole my Faze Bear Brick.

00:04:54.720 Yeah, he sold it.

00:04:55.960 He sold it to my assistant for, like, 500 bucks.

00:05:00.080 He stole my Faze Bear Brick and sold it to my PA. 1.00

00:05:03.980 Who's a f***ing scumbag on his back. 1.00

00:05:06.100 How does that house... 1.00

00:05:07.180 What happened to your assistant?

00:05:08.400 Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:05:09.220 Tell me.

00:05:09.920 Nothing.

00:05:10.280 We're airing it all out.

00:05:12.280 Nothing. 1.00

00:05:12.660 He just sucked. 1.00

00:05:13.880 Well, what'd he do? 1.00

00:05:14.940 I liked him.

00:05:15.840 He was not a great assistant.

00:05:16.460 I liked him.

00:05:17.080 He was a good guy.

00:05:17.700 Which one?

00:05:18.040 Which one?

00:05:18.140 Wait, why did you like him?

00:05:21.940 I liked my Faze Bear Brick. 0.90

00:05:22.360 That rat when I was 13.

00:05:26.060 Wait, what do you do? 0.92

00:05:27.380 Nothing.

00:05:27.900 He didn't do anything.

00:05:28.720 He just did a bad job.

00:05:30.460 Wait, what did you ask?

00:05:31.420 How does that house rank in terms of, like, your streaming eras?

00:05:36.020 Oh, they say it's my prime.

00:05:37.720 Really?

00:05:38.280 Yes, of course.

00:05:39.620 Bro, that clip, Tom...

00:05:40.900 Look, number one.

00:05:42.600 That's what they say.

00:05:43.380 Yeah, they all know it's number one.

00:05:44.880 I mean, it is.

00:05:45.600 Tom said that clip of the three of us is, like, one of the most, like...

00:05:48.220 Everyone loves that stream.

00:05:49.240 The one where Banks was telling me to be quiet.

00:05:52.080 Well, Pammy's sleeping in the back. 0.52

00:05:54.640 Rocked.

00:05:55.120 Passed out.

00:05:55.640 Like, screaming.

00:05:56.660 Yeah.

00:05:56.960 Have you guys seen Pammy lately?

00:05:57.740 Pammy doesn't know how to speak.

00:05:58.860 Have you guys seen Pammy lately?

00:06:00.420 I saw her.

00:06:01.380 I've seen her a couple times.

00:06:02.400 What'd she do?

00:06:03.120 Like, she does OF, right?

00:06:04.880 Yeah.

00:06:05.520 Wait, what?

00:06:06.000 Does she do OF?

00:06:06.640 Is she making bands or what? 0.88

00:06:08.060 I don't know.

00:06:08.960 Wait, what do you mean?

00:06:09.880 No, I've seen her a couple times.

00:06:11.260 Yo, do you think you can go after a percentage of her revenue?

00:06:13.900 No, it's too late for that.

00:06:15.100 But now I know.

00:06:16.040 That's why I signed everybody.

00:06:17.400 Wait, where did you see her at?

00:06:18.700 I just see her, like, random, like, spots and all of you.

00:06:21.640 Did you...

00:06:21.980 Did you hit? 1.00

00:06:22.760 Are you fucking retarded? 1.00

00:06:25.780 What? 1.00

00:06:26.500 Did you hit?

00:06:27.360 Dude, I'm gonna put it past you.

00:06:29.460 Long that one on a late night a million times. 1.00

00:06:31.580 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:06:33.320 I'm throwing out there, bro. 1.00

00:06:34.420 You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck either one of you. 1.00

00:06:36.200 Whoa! 1.00

00:06:37.800 Whoa! 0.71

00:06:38.500 I didn't even say anything!

00:06:40.020 We just... 0.96

00:06:40.380 They're fucking back right now on stream. 0.97

00:06:41.800 I would never fucking do that. 0.95

00:06:43.340 Everyone has their... 0.96

00:06:45.920 Friendships.

00:06:46.880 Yeah.

00:06:48.020 Yeah, friendships.

00:06:48.840 Friendships are actually my homies.

00:06:49.900 Yeah, Chad, he would never do that. 0.98

00:06:51.000 I would never fucking do that in a million years. 0.99

00:06:52.160 I know, I know. 0.99

00:06:53.100 That's true.

00:06:53.580 I do.

00:06:54.060 I would not.

00:06:54.580 Yeah, no, it's true. 0.95

00:06:55.220 That's one thing I would not fucking spend for, for any... 0.90

00:06:58.020 Under any certain understanding. 0.97

00:06:58.980 No, it's facts.

00:06:59.640 Honestly, I saw too much of both of them.

00:07:02.540 It was weird.

00:07:03.140 I saw the wrong side of both of those girls. 1.00

00:07:05.660 Too much of it.

00:07:06.540 Yeah.

00:07:07.660 Man, God bless her, bro.

00:07:08.880 I was with her baby daddy.

00:07:10.720 I had a soft spot.

00:07:11.400 I was with her baby daddy on a flight last night.

00:07:13.420 Who's?

00:07:14.620 My mother.

00:07:16.380 Oh.

00:07:16.580 He was two...

00:07:17.580 I had a soft spot.

00:07:17.860 He was two seats away from me.

00:07:21.260 Wait, why is Blake Griffin flying?

00:07:23.220 Dad, what makes you think it's him, bro?

00:07:24.920 Why is Blake Griffin flying a commercial?

00:07:26.120 I thought it's the other dude. 0.99

00:07:27.140 Yeah, it's fucking Blake Griffin. 0.99

00:07:27.840 What's the other dude's name? 1.00

00:07:28.660 Kevin Durant?

00:07:29.940 Who?

00:07:30.340 The other dude they thought...

00:07:31.520 It's...

00:07:32.140 Remember the one...

00:07:33.020 Which, by the way, Lana... 0.99

00:07:34.100 Bruce Brown.

00:07:34.840 Bruce Brown.

00:07:35.720 Lana, I saw Lana recently too.

00:07:38.040 And guess what?

00:07:38.960 She called me fat.

00:07:40.220 That's cool.

00:07:40.560 I lost my weight.

00:07:41.020 I saw that.

00:07:41.420 I'm very honest.

00:07:42.940 That's fine. 1.00

00:07:43.700 But you got to get her off that Olympic shit, bro. 1.00

00:07:45.580 It's bad for her. 1.00

00:07:46.560 Bro, I've been...

00:07:47.300 I've been trying...

00:07:48.020 Michael's accusing me of doing it.

00:07:49.700 Bro, because you look...

00:07:50.900 You look...

00:07:51.540 I just swear on my...

00:07:52.680 That's great. 1.00

00:07:53.620 You look like fucking... 1.00

00:07:54.980 You lost a lot of weight. 1.00

00:07:56.140 I would never...

00:07:56.700 You don't have abs, do you?

00:07:58.140 No, I don't.

00:07:59.260 You probably have abs like Jeff Whittig.

00:08:00.740 We're getting there.

00:08:01.660 We're getting there.

00:08:02.500 Really?

00:08:03.380 Give me a year.

00:08:04.160 Me too.

00:08:05.120 But you told me you were going to come to the gym, bro.

00:08:08.440 I've told you a lot of things, man.

00:08:10.140 You got to do things one step at a time.

00:08:11.860 I've been sober for a year.

00:08:13.180 You said we were going to get rich in the content house, too, bro.

00:08:15.860 And only one person got rich in.

00:08:17.240 Yeah, it was so...

00:08:17.940 It's so fun.

00:08:19.440 We were born.

00:08:20.880 Do you guys remember when I was getting us that gambling deal? 0.99

00:08:23.020 And then mid-gambling, I said I like dick. 0.99

00:08:25.200 Bro, you said a million. 0.99

00:08:26.460 You got us in trouble every week, bro.

00:08:29.240 I know. 1.00

00:08:29.740 It was fucked up, bro. 0.99

00:08:30.260 Every deal we got, got canceled automatically. 0.99

00:08:34.420 That's why I never got excited.

00:08:35.740 They're like, oh, that's a big deal.

00:08:37.100 I'm like, no, it's not because Aiden's going to ruin it.

00:08:39.160 I know.

00:08:39.700 Every single one on the wall.

00:08:42.620 Yo, can I cover something real quick?

00:08:44.840 What?

00:08:47.220 I was supposed to do a Sneeko stream tonight.

00:08:50.680 Sneeko and Neon.

00:08:52.160 Wait, this wasn't a joke?

00:08:53.560 No, I committed to it.

00:08:55.420 And I told Todd that I was doing it.

00:08:57.840 And then Todd was like, oh, you know what?

00:08:59.500 Aiden needs you tonight out of nowhere.

00:09:01.100 And I was like, oh, that's weird. 0.99

00:09:02.160 The one fucking night I plan to do a fucking stream with someone else. 0.99

00:09:05.740 365 days out of the year. 0.99

00:09:07.020 The one night that I plan that stream.

00:09:09.700 But, no, but I will say this.

00:09:11.800 I have something planned.

00:09:12.700 I'm going to do it tomorrow.

00:09:13.340 And I have something planned that didn't work out tonight.

00:09:15.000 But I also have my loyalty, though.

00:09:17.420 I already know, Mike.

00:09:18.440 We love you, Mike.

00:09:19.160 Now, look.

00:09:19.560 Even though you are a libtard sometimes. 1.00

00:09:21.120 We still fucking... 0.99

00:09:21.580 No, not anymore. 0.99

00:09:22.160 I switched.

00:09:22.560 Oh, good.

00:09:22.920 Of course you did.

00:09:23.620 By the way.

00:09:24.340 By the way.

00:09:24.600 That was only a matter of...

00:09:25.420 First of all, I was never...

00:09:26.820 It was only a matter of...

00:09:27.640 I was never...

00:09:28.420 No, I'm not...

00:09:28.960 He was gay. 0.96

00:09:30.000 Give me some liberal policies. 0.96

00:09:31.260 You were...

00:09:31.740 Give me some...

00:09:31.920 How many times did you hear me and Mike arguing in the kitchen?

00:09:34.380 So much.

00:09:35.120 No, but only because...

00:09:36.220 By the way.

00:09:36.520 No, because you were...

00:09:37.420 No, because you were...

00:09:38.000 That was good.

00:09:39.000 That was good. 1.00

00:09:39.520 No, because you've always had some crazy shit about your life. 1.00

00:09:42.340 Bro, fucking Kyle Rittenhouse, bro. 1.00

00:09:44.500 He's my hero. 1.00

00:09:45.400 Like, you were always...

00:09:46.720 Bro, you were always... 0.60

00:09:48.080 You were, like, on the craziest side. 0.92

00:09:50.400 You were, like, bro.

00:09:51.380 He goes to these bars.

00:09:52.420 He hangs out with cool people.

00:09:53.420 When you said that!

00:09:54.420 He hangs out with cool people.

00:09:57.060 He hangs out with the Third Reich, bro. 0.97

00:09:59.480 He's like, ever in my life said,

00:10:02.060 Kyle Rittenhouse is my hero. 1.00

00:10:04.080 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:10:06.600 Kyle Rittenhouse is my hero. 1.00

00:10:09.420 There's no way he says that. 0.99

00:10:10.180 He said he was, like, an inspiration to you and shit. 1.00

00:10:12.600 Bro, like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:10:13.540 I've never once said that. 1.00

00:10:14.140 Alright, I'm gonna put him to the tax.

00:10:15.760 How many genders... 0.99

00:10:16.120 But he didn't do anything wrong.

00:10:17.100 How many genders are there? 1.00

00:10:18.020 Okay.

00:10:19.620 I wanted to save this for Sneeko.

00:10:21.520 I don't care.

00:10:22.120 Okay, can I say this?

00:10:23.460 No.

00:10:24.020 It's how many genders are there, Mike? 1.00

00:10:25.780 Because Banks will answer. 0.99

00:10:26.780 He doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:10:27.740 No, but I want to say this. 0.99

00:10:29.480 My main point is that I don't think that kids should be hearing about or learning about 0.99

00:10:34.000 any of this shit. 0.99

00:10:34.580 No. 1.00

00:10:34.880 That's one place...

00:10:36.100 I agree.

00:10:37.000 That's one place where I can say, like, concrete, right?

00:10:39.520 We agree with that. 0.98

00:10:40.240 But then, like, whatever you want to call it, even if you call it, like, people fucking 1.00

00:10:45.160 acting stupid, acting crazy, whatever, I don't really give a... 1.00

00:10:47.580 You're like me and me. 1.00

00:10:48.780 I'm just saying. 0.99

00:10:48.980 I really don't give a shit what you do when you're after 18, 21. 0.99

00:10:51.200 We're libertarians to our core. 0.99

00:10:53.300 Correct. 1.00

00:10:53.660 I may be like, damn, like, that's fucking crazy, bro. 1.00

00:10:56.400 That person used to have a dick. 1.00

00:10:57.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:58.020 But, like, if you're a kid, the idea of teaching kids about this shit is insane. 1.00

00:11:02.740 Also, no fucking biological male should ever be competing in sports against females. 1.00

00:11:08.160 Okay, dummy, Mike. 1.00

00:11:08.860 See, there's, like, a lot of things that, like, I'm like...

00:11:11.040 All right.

00:11:11.060 Now, how many genders are there? 1.00

00:11:12.140 Bro.

00:11:12.800 No.

00:11:13.060 This is the thing.

00:11:13.700 This is the thing.

00:11:14.340 When...

00:11:14.860 I think it's just, like, an arbitrary...

00:11:17.540 Like, regardless of your...

00:11:19.900 There's no real way to answer that.

00:11:21.900 Well, hold on a second.

00:11:22.500 No, I will say this, bro.

00:11:25.200 No, there is. 1.00

00:11:25.660 If I, tomorrow, had a kid, if it was born with a vagina, it would be a girl. 1.00

00:11:30.800 If it was born with a penis, it would be a boy. 1.00

00:11:32.300 Correct. 1.00

00:11:32.640 And there's no other option.

00:11:33.760 Correct.

00:11:34.060 So, that's for me.

00:11:35.480 So, what does that mean?

00:11:36.440 Does that mean there's going to?

00:11:38.500 Like, I have no other...

00:11:39.400 It's going to be very hard to speak over both of you guys.

00:11:42.920 But I'm going to just say one thing. 0.64

00:11:44.780 If you're becoming a tranny, right? 0.99

00:11:46.040 If I'm a tranny, I'm going to go from... 0.99

00:11:47.560 I'm going to go from a girl to a boy. 0.62

00:11:50.120 Or a boy to a girl. 0.59

00:11:51.220 That's still two genders. 1.00

00:11:52.760 Do you understand?

00:11:54.060 So, but...

00:11:54.800 I thought you were... 0.99

00:11:55.280 I just guess I didn't really give a fuck. 0.99

00:11:56.800 Yeah, that's where I am. 0.99

00:11:57.960 But I do understand how it could trickle down...

00:11:59.680 No, I don't care either.

00:12:00.400 I only care...

00:12:01.400 I only care...

00:12:02.280 What?

00:12:02.580 What is that?

00:12:03.320 That's water.

00:12:03.980 I only care about the kids. 1.00

00:12:05.480 And I don't like how kids are wearing dresses and shit and all that weird shit. 1.00

00:12:07.980 And Targa has gay... 1.00

00:12:08.960 I watched his Instagram reel the other day and it was like, uh... 0.95

00:12:12.360 It was a pretty good metaphor for it.

00:12:14.800 It was something along the lines of...

00:12:17.540 If your kid was obsessed with pirates.

00:12:20.160 Like, imagine like a six, seven year old kid who's obsessed with pirates.

00:12:23.840 Would you even entertain the idea for a second of letting the kid amputate one of his like...

00:12:29.160 That's...

00:12:29.780 He's right, Chad.

00:12:31.980 No, it's not.

00:12:33.720 No, it's not. 0.96

00:12:34.220 It's very ridiculous. 0.88

00:12:34.800 You think it's ridiculous now, but the way things have been going... 0.93

00:12:37.860 I've been saying this for years, even on Impulsive.

00:12:40.280 That I believe by 2026, 2027, people will start identifying as objects.

00:12:44.400 You will meet a toaster oven in the next six years.

00:12:47.960 In the metaverse.

00:12:48.400 And they...

00:12:49.100 No, not in the metaverse.

00:12:49.960 In the realverse, bro.

00:12:51.060 And that's... 0.89

00:12:51.520 And that's mental illness. 0.99

00:12:52.660 And that's mental illness, bro. 0.93

00:12:54.020 Let me ask you a question.

00:12:55.160 Do you think a 12-year-old is allowed to get tattoos?

00:12:58.200 No, I don't even think they're legal.

00:13:00.480 No. 1.00

00:13:01.460 So then a 12-year-old should not be able to put shit in there... 1.00

00:13:03.340 Like, inject themselves with fucking... 1.00

00:13:04.720 No, I... 1.00

00:13:05.220 I just think kids need to be kids, bro.

00:13:08.900 Thank you, yes.

00:13:09.620 Like, when I was a kid, bro, I would set up these pieces of wood with plywood and a little

00:13:13.720 block, and I would ride my bike off it.

00:13:15.980 I would crash.

00:13:16.700 I would skin my arm.

00:13:17.580 Mom, she'd bring me band-aids. 1.00

00:13:18.860 I wasn't like, Mom, I want to cut my dick off. 1.00

00:13:21.120 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:13:21.680 Like, I would never say that.

00:13:22.820 It wasn't even on my mind, bro.

00:13:24.600 Yeah.

00:13:25.540 It's not that there's anything wrong with it, per se, but it's like, why are kids thinking 1.00

00:13:28.560 about that shit? 1.00

00:13:29.000 Go crash into something. 1.00

00:13:30.200 Correct. 0.99

00:13:30.460 Go break your arm or something. 0.99

00:13:31.400 Go get a fight. 0.99

00:13:32.020 Yes, fight someone.

00:13:32.820 Go play some sports. 0.99

00:13:33.520 If I'm not going to drive myself crazier or even pretend to give a fuck about what any 0.96

00:13:37.120 adult's doing in their life, with their time, if it makes you happy and it's not impeding 0.98

00:13:40.900 on anyone else's happiness or fucking with anybody else's flow, run it. 0.96

00:13:44.920 Do whatever. 0.98

00:13:45.580 Cool.

00:13:45.980 Call yourself whatever you want.

00:13:47.400 It doesn't affect me.

00:13:48.620 I don't mind.

00:13:49.360 I don't care.

00:13:50.040 I agree.

00:13:50.540 I have friends, people that I care about.

00:13:53.520 Yeah.

00:13:53.780 That I respect their opinion.

00:13:55.240 Yeah.

00:13:55.440 Different shapes, sizes.

00:13:56.920 Yeah.

00:13:57.360 Colors.

00:13:57.900 Uh-huh.

00:13:58.280 Toaster ovens.

00:13:59.260 Toaster ovens. 1.00

00:14:00.080 Fuck that. 1.00

00:14:00.500 All right. 1.00

00:14:00.980 Wait, Honk, can I ask you a question?

00:14:02.260 Whatever you want to ask.

00:14:02.840 What's going on with you and Dion?

00:14:06.260 Nothing. 1.00

00:14:06.840 He broke up with his girlfriend and, you know, I don't know what's going on with that shit. 0.99

00:14:10.820 I haven't spoken to him in a very long time. 0.99

00:14:12.180 Well, he tried to call you, hung up on him.

00:14:13.920 Well, because it's not appropriate for me to be taking a call like that.

00:14:17.880 On stream?

00:14:18.560 Not on stream either.

00:14:19.760 I don't, there's nothing for him and I to discuss because you got to understand, bro,

00:14:23.780 when you're with somebody and you, they refer to this pillow talk and she knows everything

00:14:27.580 about me, right?

00:14:28.900 All my secrets.

00:14:30.000 What?

00:14:30.360 His, his, her ex or whatever?

00:14:31.620 I just know for a fact she was reading through the group chat.

00:14:34.380 She didn't try to call you?

00:14:35.360 No.

00:14:35.600 So, I know for a fact she was in, she was reading my group chat with my boys.

00:14:39.920 You know, my SB boys.

00:14:40.780 Yeah.

00:14:41.060 She's been in the group chat. 1.00

00:14:41.800 She's read that shit. 0.99

00:14:42.560 Well, but did he give her access or did she just go into his phone? 1.00

00:14:44.860 I think she had his, she had her to pass from the phone.

00:14:47.560 So, like, if she knows everything about me and my boys.

00:14:50.200 Yeah, but how's that, yeah, but how's that his fault?

00:14:52.360 Because you're, he, he doesn't put his girl in the place.

00:14:54.320 He's not allowed. 1.00

00:14:54.740 What if he went to the bathroom to take a fucking shit here? 1.00

00:14:56.980 Just eating chicken, but Yanni or fucking Mike, let's be real. 1.00

00:14:59.520 Yeah, thank you. 0.99

00:15:00.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:01.060 What do you mean?

00:15:01.620 What?

00:15:01.920 Your girls aren't, you don't have, I know you got girls that are feds. 1.00

00:15:05.200 Girls are feds. 1.00

00:15:06.020 Nah, I'm talking to the wrong one.

00:15:07.800 Oh, what?

00:15:08.340 You never fall asleep.

00:15:09.360 I've seen you asleep at 6 p.m. 1.00

00:15:10.780 You're telling me a girl couldn't eat dinner, go in the room and fucking go through your phone 1.00

00:15:13.960 real quick. 1.00

00:15:14.440 Like, what do you have a fucking locking Kiana, a chastity belt? 1.00

00:15:17.980 But I'm saying it's, it's, once, first of all, in my opinion, once a girl goes through 0.99

00:15:22.180 your phone secretly, the relationship is over.

00:15:23.660 There's no trust.

00:15:25.180 No, it is, Mike.

00:15:26.000 There's no ifs, ands, buts.

00:15:27.640 Now, if a girl hits me with the, if the girl hits me with the Aiden, if the girl hits 0.98

00:15:31.500 me with the, yo, Aiden, can I, can I go through your phone or some shit? 0.97

00:15:34.260 And I've done something in the past that girl will make her feel some uncomfortable 0.89

00:15:37.000 insecureness.

00:15:38.180 That's different.

00:15:38.820 I'll be like, sure. 1.00

00:15:39.580 If I cheat on her, she caught me type shit. 0.99

00:15:41.300 Sure, you go through my phone. 1.00

00:15:42.080 But if she goes through that shit without asking you or consulting you about it. 0.99

00:15:44.840 That is a complete. 0.99

00:15:45.760 Yeah, but you say, yeah, but you say that, but Chad knows that a majority of girls do 1.00

00:15:48.960 that shit. 1.00

00:15:49.660 A lot of girls try to do that shit. 1.00

00:15:50.740 They change your password. 1.00

00:15:51.620 Even if, bro, see, for me, I'm in a different level, bro.

00:15:54.820 I'm in a, I'm in a very adult relationship where we just have each other.

00:15:57.140 I don't have nothing to hide.

00:15:58.540 Like, she, like, I guess it's the same thing as what you're saying. 0.98

00:16:00.760 Like, I've already said to her, like, yo, go through my shit whenever you want. 0.94

00:16:03.400 Yeah, I got a better idea. 1.00

00:16:04.300 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:16:04.940 I got nothing, I literally have nothing. 0.99

00:16:06.180 She would never do it.

00:16:07.300 Right.

00:16:07.600 She would never do it.

00:16:08.200 I've never once, she's never once I've seen her, my phone move, nothing.

00:16:11.380 Right.

00:16:11.640 But, like, I got nothing to hide anymore, bro.

00:16:13.780 But you wouldn't be weirded out if she, like, referenced something.

00:16:17.060 Yeah, like an inside joke between me. 0.99

00:16:19.360 Yeah, between you and a friend, you wouldn't be like, why are you going through me and my boy's shit? 0.98

00:16:23.640 Like, that's a little bit weird. 0.98

00:16:24.660 And then trust to that.

00:16:26.280 Just because you trust her with that, like, I trust you, I trust you, I trust certain people 1.00

00:16:31.020 with a ton of shit, but I expect you not to fuck you impede that trust or over, like, extend that level of trust that I have. 0.99

00:16:38.560 Yeah, that makes sense. 1.00

00:16:39.400 Like, take advantage of it.

00:16:40.400 So what is, so what is he, so, like, obviously, like, love, especially for someone like Neon, who probably has, I don't know, he was a virgin, right?

00:16:47.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:48.380 And he even never had a girlfriend, a girl touches.

00:16:50.760 Nah, it's his first girl he's ever associated with.

00:16:52.400 Right, so, like, so, like.

00:16:53.200 Did he put it?

00:16:54.900 Yeah, he did.

00:16:55.740 For sure, he definitely did.

00:16:56.560 That's why he was so crazy about it.

00:16:57.660 Yo, that question just took me off track so much, because I started looking, like, what do you think that, what do you think that experience was like, you know?

00:17:04.160 Like, what did it look like?

00:17:05.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:05.980 That's funny.

00:17:07.160 Like, what?

00:17:08.660 McLovin, probably.

00:17:09.700 100%.

00:17:10.020 McLovin.

00:17:10.400 But he was the only one that threw down in that movie.

00:17:13.520 He did.

00:17:14.180 At the end of the day, he was the only one that I'm throwing down.

00:17:16.200 Yeah. 0.76

00:17:16.720 I could see Neon having a hog.

00:17:18.380 But look, but look, regardless, bro, I'm happy for him if he's happy, and that's what matters, and there's just, it doesn't make sense for him.

00:17:24.920 I don't think he's very happy, bro.

00:17:25.840 I'm just saying it doesn't make sense for me and him to be in each other.

00:17:27.660 I think, like, people outgrow each other, bro, at the end of the day, and you see people's true colors sometimes, you know, later on in life, and that's that.

00:17:35.180 I always have the uttermost love for him, and I want nothing but the best for him, but I'm at a point in my life where it's like,

00:17:39.920 eh, I'm good off that right now.

00:17:41.640 Are you happy right now?

00:17:42.480 I like that you said right now, so the door's not turning.

00:17:45.180 No, no, no, for a while.

00:17:47.040 That's fair.

00:17:48.400 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.

00:17:49.900 You seem so happy.

00:17:51.540 Me too.

00:17:51.980 Really? 0.97

00:17:53.100 I'm so fucking happy, bro. 0.93

00:17:55.140 It's not called retweet anymore. 0.93

00:17:56.140 It's called repost because Elon. 0.99

00:17:57.360 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:17:58.220 Okay. 0.97

00:17:59.740 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.

00:18:01.040 I've been most consistent with streaming. 0.97

00:18:02.640 I've been back on my shit, working out every day. 0.98

00:18:05.420 I just feel good. 0.99

00:18:06.400 I feel enlightened.

00:18:07.140 I feel inspired, and I'm really happy.

00:18:09.320 What else? 0.96

00:18:10.380 Being productive and having a routine is fucking everything. 0.91

00:18:12.080 I love my routine. 0.83

00:18:12.780 I love my life.

00:18:13.260 It's literally everything.

00:18:14.120 Yep, yep.

00:18:14.940 What else do you want to do besides stream?

00:18:16.900 Do you have anything else that you're working on right now?

00:18:18.840 I had a meeting today about starting out my Ada Ross channel again,

00:18:21.780 but I'm debating if I want to do that because I just want to focus on streaming. 0.92

00:18:24.380 I feel like streaming to me is just my shit, and I just love it. 0.87

00:18:27.480 Streaming is not streaming anymore. 0.88

00:18:29.800 You guys see it's clips now, and it gets re-uploaded to places and stuff.

00:18:33.000 Bots.

00:18:33.380 I'm going to make some – what?

00:18:35.020 Bots.

00:18:35.880 What?

00:18:36.480 Just bots in general.

00:18:38.300 No, I don't think – you don't have a bot, right?

00:18:40.200 No, but I believe that there's some type of inflation on kick for sure.

00:18:43.960 What, just to, like, make people happy, get people a little hard on?

00:18:48.120 No, but there's, like, for example, like, there's no way I would have, like,

00:18:50.500 100K watching, like, Discord clips, and I've had that before in the past on kick.

00:18:54.680 You understand?

00:18:55.180 I thought Pokimane was going to go to the kick.

00:18:57.220 We all did.

00:18:57.940 She went to YouTube.

00:18:59.540 She went to YouTube. 0.99

00:19:00.180 I knew she wasn't going to fucking kick, bro. 0.99

00:19:02.380 Yeah, she would. 0.99

00:19:02.920 She would have.

00:19:03.680 You think she would have for the bag?

00:19:04.720 I think she gave her a bag.

00:19:05.220 100,000%.

00:19:06.220 I thought Pokimane had an equity in Twitch.

00:19:09.840 No.

00:19:10.140 That doesn't mean she couldn't.

00:19:11.120 Hold on, did any of you guys fart?

00:19:12.700 No.

00:19:12.940 Thanks.

00:19:13.680 I smell great.

00:19:14.720 Come over here.

00:19:16.000 You do.

00:19:16.400 You said it.

00:19:16.720 The first thing you said.

00:19:17.240 Yeah, you do.

00:19:17.640 You always smell good.

00:19:18.460 I always smell good.

00:19:18.940 What cologne is that?

00:19:20.500 It's Dior Sauvage.

00:19:21.620 It's so good. 0.99

00:19:22.440 It's some bottom shelf broke shit. 0.99

00:19:25.440 I've tried to switch off it a million times. 1.00

00:19:27.980 You had a chick for a second, didn't you? 1.00

00:19:30.860 Or weren't you talking to a girl? 1.00

00:19:31.960 Nah, just on some internet shit. 0.98

00:19:33.780 You know, she's cool. 0.99

00:19:34.940 I like her as a person and shit, but nah. 0.95

00:19:38.900 Would you do like a serious girl? 0.99

00:19:41.060 Bro, I feel like you can't.

00:19:42.300 I feel like you're so locked in.

00:19:43.360 Too locked in, bro.

00:19:44.120 I got no time for a girlfriend right now. 0.95

00:19:45.540 Straight up.

00:19:45.960 I got no time.

00:19:46.980 I'm doing a lot of traveling this year.

00:19:47.840 I'm doing a lot of streams.

00:19:48.480 I got no time for a girlfriend.

00:19:49.340 I realized it, bro.

00:19:50.380 I don't think there is a right or a wrong time.

00:19:53.180 I think that you definitely, like, a girl could for sure fit in your life as long as

00:19:57.160 she elevated you.

00:19:58.120 Understands.

00:19:58.820 Like, as long as she elevated you and contributed to everything you have going on.

00:20:01.840 I don't know.

00:20:02.300 That's what defines a really good time.

00:20:03.900 Yeah, but I don't know if that's true, because I feel like there's certain points in your

00:20:06.240 life where you just got to lock in.

00:20:07.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:08.260 You got to lock in and just put, like, bro.

00:20:10.260 I'm a pretty fine example.

00:20:13.300 Alyssa definitely helped to, like, help my life.

00:20:14.980 No, but, yeah, some people, that's what I was doing at the time.

00:20:18.480 And it's a person I had a genuine, like, love for, and, like, that was a real relationship.

00:20:23.220 But let's put it like this.

00:20:25.220 Relationships require a lot of attention and a lot of love in both directions, and if you're

00:20:29.740 not able to, like, that relationship didn't end up working out in the end.

00:20:33.220 You had good years with her, but at the end of the day, to really be able to, like, facilitate

00:20:36.640 a good relationship, you need to be able to put a lot of time and energy into an effort.

00:20:39.640 Like, I look at people that I'm friends with, like Logan, for example, that was able to

00:20:43.920 take a step back from everything because he's got fucking Prime, he's got WWE and all 0.96

00:20:46.980 that shit, and now he can just dump all his intent, or a good chunk of attention into 0.99

00:20:50.360 a relationship. 1.00

00:20:51.180 But when you're young, you've got to grind, you've got to fucking grind, bro. 0.99

00:20:54.240 You can't spend time. 0.97

00:20:55.440 Yeah, but if you find a girl who's willing to, like, anybody that ever describes a relationship 0.95

00:20:59.500 as 50-50, I think, has it all wrong. 0.99

00:21:01.940 I think that's bullshit. 0.98

00:21:03.220 I think that relationship's teeter-totter between, like, some days, you know, I need 80 0.99

00:21:07.960 from you because I only got four.

00:21:08.940 That's true.

00:21:09.600 Balance.

00:21:10.180 It's a scale. 0.95

00:21:10.760 And if you find a girl who's willing to fucking put forth, you know, a good 70-80 on a daily 1.00

00:21:15.580 basis through your entire fucking prime of your shit, it's like the, it's like the, it's 0.99

00:21:21.080 always a beautiful story. 1.00

00:21:22.540 Everybody always loves to hear about, like, the high school quarterback who started dating 0.99

00:21:26.300 the girl in high school and he fucking, you know, rises the ranks, wins the highs, man, 0.99

00:21:30.640 gets drafted. 0.99

00:21:31.560 That's Patrick Mahomes.

00:21:32.700 No, yep. 0.98

00:21:33.500 And he's with his girl the whole way through and she's fucking rock solid all the way through 0.99

00:21:37.180 and that's just his wife. 1.00

00:21:38.760 Isn't Steph Curry's chicken? 0.96

00:21:40.260 LeBron, LeBron's high school sweethearts with Savannah.

00:21:42.620 Yeah.

00:21:42.960 They've been together forever. 1.00

00:21:43.740 You love seeing that shit. 1.00

00:21:45.140 And, like, they definitely, obviously, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:21:49.260 It wasn't always 50-50.

00:21:50.820 Absolutely not.

00:21:51.860 You know, you gotta make sacrifices.

00:21:53.340 LeBron James definitely couldn't focus a ton of time on making sure she was good and 1.00

00:21:58.060 making sure she got the shit. 1.00

00:21:58.500 She just got to understand. 1.00

00:21:59.660 Yeah.

00:22:00.180 Yeah, I mean, if you get a girl like that, that's just willing to kind of like.

00:22:02.540 But that's what I mean, though.

00:22:03.420 Like, you know, I don't know.

00:22:05.140 Yeah, look, bro.

00:22:06.040 But regardless, though, yeah, nah.

00:22:09.020 Okay, so why don't you think me and Pammy worked out then?

00:22:12.400 Pammy was lazy. 1.00

00:22:14.600 Pammy was just fucking. 1.00

00:22:15.720 Dude, she didn't even get out of bed. 1.00

00:22:17.880 Pammy was really lazy and Pammy never really gave a fuck about any of, like, the shit that, 1.00

00:22:23.180 like, we all cared about. 0.99

00:22:24.520 Well, she had no, well, she wasn't driving or pushing towards anything herself.

00:22:26.420 She wasn't on the same vision.

00:22:27.680 She wasn't on the same vision.

00:22:28.860 Now she is. 1.00

00:22:29.660 Now she's trying to fucking. 1.00

00:22:31.740 Is she? 1.00

00:22:32.280 Get that, get the band.

00:22:33.400 Wait, did you know, are you just hanging out with her or something? 0.99

00:22:35.080 How the fuck does he know that, bro? 0.95

00:22:36.140 No, bro, but I see on Twitter every once in a show pop up, like, with people that have 1.00

00:22:41.020 braces and shit that don't even look like they need braces. 0.98

00:22:43.060 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:22:43.760 Like, just weird ass, like, ex-posts. 0.97

00:22:45.700 You know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:22:46.540 No.

00:22:47.920 Chad knows what I'm talking about.

00:22:48.680 Regardless, I hope she's doing well.

00:22:49.720 I hope everyone's doing that. 0.96

00:22:49.860 I'm not talking shit either. 0.98

00:22:50.860 You're not. 0.97

00:22:51.240 It's just a fact.

00:22:51.840 She did not care about any.

00:22:53.960 Remember, dude, do you remember how on she was, like, weirdly on? 0.98

00:22:57.680 She would fucking post a TikTok or a picture. 1.00

00:22:59.900 Her Instagram pictures, I remember, were getting, like, fucking 300,000, 400,000 likes. 1.00

00:23:04.120 That was crazy. 1.00

00:23:05.300 We're like, who the fuck is this bitch? 1.00

00:23:07.020 And, like, what is she on? 1.00

00:23:07.880 Yeah, not true.

00:23:08.520 And that's when we're like, yo, let's move her in the crib, whatever. 0.90

00:23:10.840 Day one of her living in the crib, you guys start piping.

00:23:13.920 He's lying, bro.

00:23:14.780 And honestly, it probably would have worked out great if she was, like, about it.

00:23:17.920 Like, if she had the same vision.

00:23:18.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:19.500 If she could roll with the punches with chat.

00:23:21.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:21.520 Like, you're fucking, anytime you're, like, chat or you're fucking, your discord would 1.00

00:23:26.380 go in on her, she'd fucking crumble. 1.00

00:23:28.080 She hated that shit. 1.00

00:23:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:29.360 She'd fucking drive you crazy over it. 1.00

00:23:31.640 Like, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:23:32.720 But not that many girls have, like, the vision that we have.

00:23:37.040 Like, we're weird.

00:23:37.760 We're weird.

00:23:38.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:39.180 Like, you gotta be kind of a strange girl to be able to put up with this type of life.

00:23:42.840 I'm gonna be honest, bro. 0.99

00:23:43.340 My community is toxic as fuck, too, by the way. 0.99

00:23:45.280 So, like, I'm gonna be honest. 1.00

00:23:46.080 No girl could probably handle my shit, like. 1.00

00:23:47.920 Unless it's, like, you might need a girl that's, like, in the space that already gets 1.00

00:23:50.640 Karina, Karina, Karina rolled with the punches through that. 1.00

00:23:53.600 Yeah, why not Karina, bro? 0.99

00:23:54.840 I fuck with Karina, but I can never, like, you know, date her. 0.99

00:23:57.960 Respectfully. 0.99

00:23:58.300 I wasn't saying that.

00:23:59.200 Oh.

00:23:59.400 I was just, I was just saying, she's a good example of a girl who really gets it.

00:24:02.200 Yeah, she does understand it.

00:24:03.220 She understands how to, like, she doesn't take it really deep. 0.99

00:24:05.500 Damn, we're all getting older. 0.98

00:24:06.400 How old is Karina now? 0.99

00:24:07.920 I don't know.

00:24:09.820 27?

00:24:10.640 Something like that.

00:24:11.320 And you're how old?

00:24:13.100 28.

00:24:13.800 Okay, and you?

00:24:14.800 32.

00:24:15.740 Wait, how old are you actually?

00:24:16.780 32.

00:24:17.140 Is that the right age? 0.71

00:24:17.780 And you?

00:24:18.240 Actually.

00:24:18.680 I'm the same age as LeBron, bro.

00:24:20.380 No, you're not.

00:24:21.080 I'm just saying.

00:24:21.440 You're 30.

00:24:22.340 Bro, you gotta, that's why you gotta treasure.

00:24:23.780 That's insane.

00:24:24.640 That's why you gotta treasure these times we have together, bro.

00:24:26.760 Like, you don't know.

00:24:28.000 Somebody said, is that Logan Paul's dog on your stream?

00:24:33.560 Bro, that's why, bro, that's why you gotta treasure these times we have together, bro.

00:24:40.320 You never know what's gonna happen.

00:24:41.500 Don't say that.

00:24:42.420 I mean, it's true.

00:24:43.260 It's true.

00:24:44.520 Yeah, bro, I don't know.

00:24:45.340 It's true.

00:24:45.840 Yeah, I mean, bro, at the end of the day, guys, life is short. 1.00

00:24:48.240 You gotta appreciate the shit. 0.99

00:24:49.300 Last time I was with these two at the same time was fucking three years ago. 1.00

00:24:53.100 It just goes to show you time goes by like that. 0.98

00:24:54.740 That's crazy.

00:24:55.220 Yeah.

00:24:55.880 That is wild. 0.98

00:24:56.320 It just goes by so fucking quick, bro. 0.98

00:24:58.600 Like, life is crazy. 0.75

00:25:00.680 What do you want to do with your life outside of work?

00:25:03.500 Do you ever want, do you, because you don't really, I took 145 flights last year.

00:25:07.460 All I want to do is travel, bro.

00:25:08.520 That's crazy.

00:25:09.260 I don't really, I do love it.

00:25:11.460 I don't really care about it.

00:25:12.120 My favorite thing, though, I love seeing new places, bro.

00:25:14.600 I went to Finland two weeks ago.

00:25:17.440 One of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

00:25:18.900 I saw the Northern Lights.

00:25:19.820 I raced Lando Norris, F1 driver, on a go-kart track, ice racing.

00:25:24.280 I go to Saudi all the time.

00:25:25.620 I go to Riyadh.

00:25:26.300 I go to Jeddah.

00:25:28.740 All different countries, bro.

00:25:29.860 I love just seeing places, meeting people, eating the food. 1.00

00:25:33.140 Like, you just get so used to shit. 0.99

00:25:35.920 Like, Miami gets old. 1.00

00:25:37.100 LA gets old.

00:25:37.900 Like, you gotta go new places.

00:25:38.940 You gotta see new things.

00:25:39.720 You have the ability to see everything.

00:25:41.320 I love my routine, though, and I love my warehouse. 0.99

00:25:43.380 I love, like, this shit's cool. 0.96

00:25:44.600 I can come to LA and use this. 0.99

00:25:46.100 Right, I can use this whenever I want.

00:25:47.080 Of course.

00:25:47.540 Thank you.

00:25:48.080 I love, like, America.

00:25:50.600 I just feel like there's two type of people because I feel like that's normal.

00:25:53.700 Like, David, for example, my videographer, he's so sick of traveling, bro.

00:25:57.240 We've been doing it for years.

00:25:58.260 Every video I put out is, like, a new country, a new city. 0.99

00:26:01.280 I don't give a fuck to travel. 0.98

00:26:03.040 Bro, have you ever left California? 0.99

00:26:04.720 Have you ever been out of California?

00:26:06.120 I've been all over the planet.

00:26:09.480 Some of the best times of my life have been abroad, you know?

00:26:13.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:13.920 The best trip of my life was to Tokyo.

00:26:15.660 But that was about who I was with and what I was doing.

00:26:18.080 It always comes back to who I'm with.

00:26:19.960 I want to go to Tokyo.

00:26:20.820 People's everything for me.

00:26:22.260 Who I'm doing it with.

00:26:23.320 You want to go back to Japan with Logan?

00:26:25.580 That's crazy.

00:26:26.620 What are you doing?

00:26:27.400 That's crazy.

00:26:29.240 Where do you guys want to go?

00:26:30.400 That's crazy.

00:26:33.660 Yeah.

00:26:34.180 I've never been, bro.

00:26:35.060 Tokyo's, like, the hot spot right now.

00:26:37.080 Tokyo's the hottest, number one, like, destination right now.

00:26:41.200 Yeah.

00:26:41.900 Wait, Chad, where are him and Logan to go?

00:26:44.000 Like, where are they going to visit in Japan?

00:26:49.060 Where?

00:26:49.540 Wait, where's your chat?

00:26:50.360 Yo, Chad, where are you at right now?

00:26:51.580 They're right here.

00:26:52.260 No, no, no, but where are you all at?

00:26:53.740 Where are you all watching from right now?

00:26:54.920 What state?

00:26:55.300 Like, how many?

00:26:56.020 Most of them are in America, right? 0.93

00:26:58.480 Probably, yeah. 0.99

00:26:59.040 West Coast, because I went live late as fuck because it's the LA time and shit. 1.00

00:27:02.400 I don't want you leaking your shit. 1.00

00:27:04.360 No, because the camera, turn it. 1.00

00:27:05.800 There you go.

00:27:06.740 New York, Dallas.

00:27:07.680 Yeah, it's all America.

00:27:08.780 Yeah, it's America, yeah.

00:27:09.760 Unless they're lying.

00:27:10.540 No, they're not.

00:27:11.480 But a lot of people are on the West Coast right now because of the fact that, like, I went

00:27:14.460 live super late.

00:27:15.600 That's the one thing, you know?

00:27:17.000 Where else would you live if you could live anywhere else besides Miami?

00:27:19.920 I love Miami.

00:27:20.840 Miami, LA without, okay.

00:27:22.360 My third option would be Vegas.

00:27:24.040 Oh, man. 1.00

00:27:25.320 That place sucks. 1.00

00:27:26.180 No, it doesn't. 1.00

00:27:26.820 Bro, that's the worst city ever, bro.

00:27:28.640 No, it's not.

00:27:29.360 What do you do there?

00:27:31.100 Gamble? 0.82

00:27:31.620 Gamble, yeah.

00:27:32.500 I would gamble every night with Dana White and Steve Will Do It.

00:27:34.840 That'd be my...

00:27:35.340 Steve Will Do It is the nicest person on the planet.

00:27:38.180 He's so cute.

00:27:38.360 There's not a single person.

00:27:39.920 You lose all your money in Vegas.

00:27:41.120 Chad, would I go bankrupt?

00:27:42.220 Would I go bankrupt, Chad?

00:27:43.860 Vegas is probably the worst place you could ever live.

00:27:46.160 Steve wins, bro.

00:27:47.200 Somebody said Lowell Mass.

00:27:48.200 That's awesome.

00:27:49.300 Does Steve win?

00:27:49.980 Steve wins.

00:27:50.780 And I truly believe that out of all the people that I've met in this space, I've met pretty

00:27:55.060 much everyone, that Steve Will Do It is the nicest person I've ever met.

00:27:57.920 He's a great guy.

00:27:58.840 He's the nicest.

00:27:59.660 He's a great guy.

00:28:00.060 The fact that he can't get back on YouTube, it makes my heart water, bro. 1.00

00:28:04.420 It's because YouTube is a pure leftist fucking black... 1.00

00:28:09.240 They blackballed Trump. 1.00

00:28:11.080 They blackballed these guys.

00:28:12.100 Oh, by the way, did you see the George Janko and Tate thing?

00:28:16.460 What'd you think about that?

00:28:17.140 A fantastic...

00:28:18.660 Bro, he has the best Tate interview of all time.

00:28:21.160 Wait, so wait.

00:28:21.600 Why did George leave Impulsive?

00:28:23.180 I just talked about this. 0.99

00:28:24.560 I'm fucking Patrick. 0.99

00:28:25.240 Did he leave? 0.99

00:28:26.520 Yeah.

00:28:27.100 Well, I mean...

00:28:28.080 What was the only thing?

00:28:28.620 What?

00:28:29.100 He has a...

00:28:29.340 What do you think? 1.00

00:28:29.360 He's taking a fucking trip somewhere? 1.00

00:28:31.200 I don't know. 1.00

00:28:32.020 I don't know.

00:28:33.280 I don't know. 1.00

00:28:34.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:28:34.540 No, he just... 0.99

00:28:35.500 Bro, honestly, dude, like, he had already started his own show, and his show does well,

00:28:40.480 and he has a purpose in life, bro. 0.96

00:28:42.220 He doesn't want to sit with us and talk about wrestling or dicks and shit like that. 0.98

00:28:46.300 Like, he wants to talk about Jesus. 0.99

00:28:47.640 He wants to teach young men how to be better, like...

00:28:51.080 I like that.

00:28:51.700 That type of stuff.

00:28:52.480 Like, he has his direction, he has his purpose, and he's crushing it.

00:28:54.960 But, honestly, I could totally see a place where we do some content together in the future.

00:28:58.160 Are him and Logan?

00:28:59.560 Yeah, we're all good.

00:29:00.400 That's good, bro.

00:29:01.080 That's good.

00:29:01.260 I just saw him.

00:29:02.420 I was out for the first time.

00:29:04.020 Bro, you know what I was looking at?

00:29:05.120 Logan is actually a really good fit for the WWE.

00:29:07.640 He's the perfect fit.

00:29:08.520 He's, like, the perfect fit for WWE.

00:29:09.700 He's so... 1.00

00:29:10.240 He's fucking... 1.00

00:29:10.880 He does actually a really good chat for the WWE. 1.00

00:29:12.800 I'm not gonna lie.

00:29:13.140 Phenomenal.

00:29:13.560 All the...

00:29:14.000 Bro, you have to see the people in the space that give him respect.

00:29:16.400 Yeah.

00:29:16.900 Like, all the biggest guys, like, have all gone off to him and been like, yo, like, you're

00:29:20.560 the next big deal on the scene.

00:29:22.140 Because his athleticism and, like, what he's willing to do...

00:29:25.140 Yeah.

00:29:25.320 And the chances he's willing to take is, like...

00:29:27.400 He found his fit.

00:29:28.560 Right.

00:29:28.720 And I'm happy...

00:29:29.460 I'm happy that he found that so that he...

00:29:30.960 You love when you see a great fit on both sides.

00:29:33.260 Like, an equal exchange on both sides.

00:29:34.820 Because I really do believe that, like, them bringing Logan on specifically is a genius, like...

00:29:40.340 It was genius.

00:29:40.820 No, 100%.

00:29:41.380 Or the chest type move.

00:29:42.860 But it's good, too, that, like, him and Jake get to do something different.

00:29:45.360 Because, like, whenever they were, like, competing for the same thing, it always got toxic.

00:29:49.060 Now Jake has boxing.

00:29:50.460 Logan has WWE.

00:29:51.880 It's like...

00:29:52.180 I don't think Logan will ever box again.

00:29:53.960 Really?

00:29:54.460 Yeah, no, no.

00:29:55.380 He'll never...

00:29:55.760 First of all...

00:29:56.060 I'll say that he'll never...

00:29:57.280 Logan will never box again.

00:29:58.260 I want to see Jake and KSI, bro.

00:30:00.780 Whatever happened, Mike.

00:30:01.940 You would know.

00:30:02.540 I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

00:30:03.620 That's on KSI.

00:30:04.820 I think it's really...

00:30:05.400 Jake's down, right?

00:30:06.240 I think it's really the only fight that anyone's really into.

00:30:08.700 No, that's it.

00:30:09.040 Yeah, that's it.

00:30:09.860 Everyone wants to see that one.

00:30:10.980 To be honest with you.

00:30:11.500 Influencer Boxing's done.

00:30:12.940 I agree.

00:30:14.000 That's what I was just gonna say.

00:30:15.020 Aiden Ross Boxing League. 1.00

00:30:16.520 My shit went crazy. 0.99

00:30:17.620 A ton of future. 0.99

00:30:18.260 It's different, though.

00:30:19.100 It's a stark, scuffed, spin-off.

00:30:20.700 Scuffed.

00:30:21.060 Yeah, they love it.

00:30:22.600 Chat, to be honest...

00:30:23.520 That could get knocked out, like...

00:30:25.180 You saw that?

00:30:25.760 That was crazy.

00:30:26.860 That was crazy.

00:30:27.520 I thought he was dead.

00:30:29.720 I got so scared.

00:30:31.460 I love...

00:30:31.980 Chat, the reason why my Aiden Ross Boxing League is gonna work out, it's scuffed.

00:30:34.960 It's perfect.

00:30:35.640 It's streamer beef. 1.00

00:30:36.420 Y'all fuck with it. 1.00

00:30:37.460 It's just gonna always, like... 1.00

00:30:39.040 I'm gonna make sure that it's just always just on some shit like that. 0.97

00:30:41.980 Best fight? 0.98

00:30:42.480 Best fight of the whole...

00:30:43.700 And it was 2023 was HSS Tiki-Taki versus...

00:30:47.700 Yeah, it was a good one.

00:30:48.500 Versus what's his name?

00:30:49.420 Zerka.

00:30:50.280 It wasn't really a good fight.

00:30:51.440 Let's be honest.

00:30:51.960 It was one-sided.

00:30:52.900 But there was so much lead-up to it, bro.

00:30:54.880 I know.

00:30:55.240 There was so much drama.

00:30:56.600 When was it gonna happen?

00:30:57.220 I would...

00:30:57.840 Where was it gonna happen?

00:30:58.500 No one knew, bro.

00:30:59.140 I was gonna have HSS and Zerka fight again, but he can't come back to America.

00:31:02.320 He's banned.

00:31:02.740 Who?

00:31:04.280 Zerka.

00:31:05.300 He's not American anymore? 0.93

00:31:06.400 He got kicked out because he's not legal.

00:31:09.040 So they kicked him out.

00:31:09.680 Where did he go back to?

00:31:11.140 He's country, I guess.

00:31:12.160 I tried to...

00:31:12.600 What country is he from?

00:31:13.560 Canada.

00:31:14.320 Canada.

00:31:15.800 Canada?

00:31:16.340 Yeah.

00:31:16.940 You can't come back here.

00:31:17.700 The land of train wrecks?

00:31:19.540 The land of train wrecks.

00:31:21.140 Where's Train?

00:31:21.780 Is he still alive?

00:31:22.380 He's in Canada, yeah.

00:31:24.400 He's got that big...

00:31:25.240 Is he still in that same apartment?

00:31:26.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:26.920 I love Train.

00:31:27.580 Train's a really good guy.

00:31:28.600 Great kid.

00:31:29.080 I love Train so much.

00:31:30.300 I've been on a scoff podcast in so long, bro.

00:31:33.060 The last one we did was me and you.

00:31:35.200 That was when I got broken up with for the GTRP.

00:31:38.400 Do you remember that?

00:31:39.020 Yeah.

00:31:39.360 And you did that.

00:31:40.280 So did I.

00:31:40.720 So did I.

00:31:41.480 That's right.

00:31:41.720 Lana broke up with you, and my ex broke up with me because of the GTRP. 0.98

00:31:44.680 Yeah, because I was meeting girls and telling them to shake ass for me. 0.98

00:31:47.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:47.720 Yeah, that was crazy.

00:31:48.560 And she's like, why would you do that?

00:31:50.240 You have a girlfriend. 1.00

00:31:50.900 I'm like, not in fucking... 1.00

00:31:51.900 GTA world. 0.99

00:31:53.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:54.180 Yo, chat, where do you draw the line?

00:31:55.820 Can you hook up in Grand Theft Auto and still have a girl in real life? 0.78

00:31:58.720 But nowadays, that person that broke up with me would probably now understand that.

00:32:02.020 Like, I think if people, it's a mature thing.

00:32:03.780 How old was Lana when she said that to you? 0.98

00:32:06.580 I don't know.

00:32:08.240 24?

00:32:09.560 Well, then never mind.

00:32:10.240 She's just probably immature at that time.

00:32:11.880 No, for real.

00:32:12.360 But also, me and you moved in different directions.

00:32:14.820 Like, now you know what you want and you do it.

00:32:17.100 Yeah.

00:32:17.300 I've tried to become like, I wouldn't do that now.

00:32:19.320 Yeah.

00:32:19.520 Like, I just try to avoid the stress.

00:32:22.420 Yeah.

00:32:22.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:22.860 I got a girl now.

00:32:23.860 Yeah.

00:32:24.240 Sarah, she's beautiful.

00:32:25.260 I have a great relationship with her, and I try not to cause her any...

00:32:28.720 Like, crazy stress.

00:32:29.720 I've moved out of the porn world. 0.99

00:32:31.000 I don't jerk off anymore. 0.99

00:32:32.240 Cap. 0.98

00:32:33.060 I'm dead serious. 1.00

00:32:33.780 He jerks off, right? 0.99

00:32:34.440 I'm dead serious. 1.00

00:32:34.760 He does?

00:32:35.540 You want to check my search history? 0.97

00:32:36.940 Wait, that's gay? 1.00

00:32:38.020 Not jerking off. 1.00

00:32:38.980 I don't jerk off. 0.99

00:32:39.680 I'm dead serious. 0.98

00:32:40.140 I'm dead serious.

00:32:41.180 Bro, I guarantee you, bro.

00:32:42.360 I'm telling you right now, it's dead serious. 0.98

00:32:44.420 I've probably jerked off twice in the past six months. 0.96

00:32:48.600 That's cap. 0.97

00:32:49.380 Max.

00:32:50.200 Maximum, bro. 0.99

00:32:50.720 So, who have you been fucked? 1.00

00:32:51.480 Oh, you have a girlfriend. 1.00

00:32:52.060 That's it, yeah.

00:32:53.380 That's right, bro.

00:32:54.280 Yeah.

00:32:54.580 How old's your girlfriend?

00:32:55.440 25.

00:32:56.360 Okay.

00:32:56.600 She had her master's degree.

00:32:58.060 Nice.

00:32:58.640 Yeah, she's cool.

00:32:59.340 She's just a normal...

00:33:00.860 Where'd you meet her at?

00:33:01.360 Cool-ass chick in Miami. 1.00

00:33:02.800 She's like, I don't know about. 0.92

00:33:03.940 I've been getting my sex addiction stuff kind of in line, too.

00:33:07.260 You should tell that one story you told me.

00:33:08.680 What one story?

00:33:10.240 It's extreme appropriate.

00:33:11.560 I don't know.

00:33:12.360 On the couch?

00:33:15.140 No?

00:33:15.540 Which one?

00:33:16.500 Where he...

00:33:17.140 Where he's like, dude, you have a serious problem.

00:33:18.740 Like, you need to chill out.

00:33:19.920 Oh, yeah, no.

00:33:20.860 All right, I'll talk about it.

00:33:21.440 Say it, say it.

00:33:22.000 So I moved into my new house October 1st, and since then I've set some parameters and 0.51

00:33:27.860 some rules in place for when it's appropriate and when I'm allowing myself to have sex.

00:33:33.420 I call it L.A. celibacy.

00:33:35.140 It's kind of like in the same vein as being L.A. sober.

00:33:38.160 You're not totally sober.

00:33:39.440 You can still smoke weed.

00:33:41.240 Something along those lines, but I lived in Malibu after my dad died. 0.99

00:33:45.700 I fucking spiraled a little bit. 0.99

00:33:46.820 RIP chat. 0.99

00:33:47.380 Sled off to Malibu.

00:33:48.820 Big Ridge.

00:33:49.720 It was... 0.99

00:33:50.680 It was cool in, like, theory, but in practice, it was fucking miserable. 0.97

00:33:55.820 I just still drive to West Hollywood every day. 0.97

00:33:57.540 Every day.

00:33:57.960 An hour and a half here and back.

00:33:59.920 It was just bad.

00:34:00.560 So I only lasted six months there.

00:34:02.780 I stayed with my boy.

00:34:03.780 You know Sam Tarabi?

00:34:04.700 Yeah, of course.

00:34:05.360 I stayed with him in Beverly Hills.

00:34:07.900 And it's, like, a little modest three-bedroom.

00:34:11.280 And it's his crib.

00:34:12.380 It's on my crib.

00:34:12.900 A little modest three-bedroom Beverly Hills.

00:34:14.040 No, listen, listen, though.

00:34:14.940 Listen, listen.

00:34:15.720 So it's his crib. 0.99

00:34:17.260 I can't have all my fuckhead homies running through there, like, how I typically have 1.00

00:34:20.620 my houses. 0.99

00:34:21.360 You know what I mean?

00:34:21.700 Like, you guys.

00:34:22.360 You know what I mean?

00:34:23.180 So it's just me, but girls are always cool. 1.00

00:34:25.420 So the first couple days, I have girls fucking in and out of there, and he doesn't care. 1.00

00:34:29.820 He's a fucking... 1.00

00:34:30.360 He's my boy. 1.00

00:34:31.500 He's like, this is dope, whatever.

00:34:33.000 And Sam Tarabi's, like, family. 1.00

00:34:35.100 This kid is, like, my fucking boy. 1.00

00:34:36.700 I have nothing... 1.00

00:34:37.200 Like, I'm not trying to show off in front of this kid.

00:34:38.960 I'm not trying to, like, impress this kid.

00:34:40.320 I have nothing to gain from this kid.

00:34:41.740 Like, I'm not trying to get any sort of deal done with this kid.

00:34:44.780 It's just my...

00:34:45.700 He's, like, my boy.

00:34:47.580 It's, like, walk around in your underwear type energy.

00:34:49.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:50.240 Same energy you have with your brother or your mom or your mom.

00:34:52.200 Yeah, like a fridge friend.

00:34:53.060 You just come over, go ahead, you just get whatever you want.

00:34:55.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:55.860 I like that.

00:34:56.420 Yeah, a fridge friend.

00:34:57.220 Fridge friend.

00:34:58.300 So, um, I just have this, like, revolving door of girls coming in and out of there. 1.00

00:35:04.740 Week goes by.

00:35:05.700 It's still cool, whatever.

00:35:06.820 It's, like, your typical energy you expect from the homie. 1.00

00:35:08.960 Like, oh, you're crazy. 1.00

00:35:10.460 This is fucked up. 1.00

00:35:11.320 Like, this is... 1.00

00:35:12.200 And, you know, by, like, the second, third week in, it just didn't slip.

00:35:17.260 Slow down at all.

00:35:18.320 And this kid has ring cameras all over his crib.

00:35:20.980 Oh, no.

00:35:21.680 So, like, at his front door.

00:35:23.080 Yeah.

00:35:23.460 In his living room, whatever.

00:35:24.440 So, he's seeing everything that I'm doing.

00:35:26.560 And it's, like, it's pretty dark. 1.00

00:35:28.220 You're pale ass. 1.00

00:35:29.160 It's just fucking... 1.00

00:35:29.780 I'm like, and I think it's funny at this point, too, because, again, like, I don't really 0.99

00:35:34.180 mind that there's ring cameras, because it's my boy.

00:35:36.580 Like, I don't... 0.99

00:35:36.980 This shit's not going to go anywhere. 1.00

00:35:38.340 It leads. 1.00

00:35:38.760 And I'm, like, fucking... 1.00

00:35:40.220 I'm having threesomes on his couch in his living room with porn stars through the night, walking 1.00

00:35:46.920 them out at, like, 10 a.m.

00:35:48.940 All my sloppy seconds.

00:35:50.440 And then having, like, a respect...

00:35:52.620 Let's get into that after this.

00:35:54.560 Let's honestly...

00:35:55.180 Yeah, I want to...

00:35:55.720 We're asking my bros.

00:35:56.320 I'll never forget Emily Willis.

00:35:58.140 Just throwing it out there.

00:35:59.080 Yo! 1.00

00:35:59.400 Just throwing it out there.

00:36:00.600 Just throwing it out there.

00:36:01.820 You thought that was cool.

00:36:03.260 That was the...

00:36:03.920 That was maybe one of the only... 0.99

00:36:05.180 Mike, how many regular pedestrian-type girls have you caught my fucking... 1.00

00:36:11.340 The crumbs of my fucking... 1.00

00:36:12.540 Bro, it was a long time ago. 1.00

00:36:13.960 No, now it's a long time ago.

00:36:15.960 Now it's all a change man now, bro. 0.99

00:36:17.360 But anyways, like, I'm doing dark, really sicko shit like that. 0.99

00:36:20.820 Every day, right? 0.99

00:36:21.560 I'm always...

00:36:22.120 I'm sober, too, so it's just...

00:36:25.080 I thought it would get better.

00:36:26.820 It only got worse. 1.00

00:36:27.780 But every day you're fucking, right? 1.00

00:36:28.840 I'm walking... 1.00

00:36:29.660 Close to, yeah.

00:36:31.680 I'm walking these girls out at, like, 10 a.m.

00:36:34.180 And then having, like, a respectable, like, regular girl come over at, like, noon.

00:36:38.480 And, like, spending the day with her.

00:36:39.800 No way.

00:36:40.680 Well, because you always kind of play...

00:36:42.720 You kind of always play the house.

00:36:44.480 Yeah, I like...

00:36:45.040 You're a lover.

00:36:45.060 I like a lot.

00:36:45.940 And I think that's dangerous, bro.

00:36:47.240 No, it is dangerous.

00:36:47.700 That's how you get girls that get attached. 1.00

00:36:49.520 I was always just like, yo, your Uber's here.

00:36:51.680 Like, like...

00:36:52.640 Because I like to be transparent.

00:36:54.040 I don't want to... 0.99

00:36:54.540 I don't want to set you fucked up. 1.00

00:36:55.180 No, sex is just one sliver of the whole thing that I... 0.99

00:36:57.840 What I'm truly a dude.

00:36:59.000 Of the brandier.

00:37:00.220 Of the brandier. 0.96

00:37:01.220 How are you addicted to sex, though? 0.99

00:37:02.880 Sex and love. 0.99

00:37:04.260 I'm really more addicted to sex. 0.99

00:37:05.140 Yeah, you are 100%.

00:37:06.220 How many girls have you said, I love you, too, in your life?

00:37:09.340 A lot.

00:37:10.200 Bro, you used to say it to every...

00:37:12.320 But they know I don't mean it.

00:37:14.200 But, like, I don't know.

00:37:15.080 In a weird way, like, I kind of do mean it.

00:37:17.280 I don't know.

00:37:17.820 I'm five and a half months in, and I still haven't... 0.90

00:37:20.720 I won't say it until I'm fucking locked in, positive. 0.94

00:37:24.100 You're six months in with your girl. 0.97

00:37:25.140 You ever say, I love you?

00:37:25.820 Yeah, that's wild.

00:37:26.780 I won't say it until I'm...

00:37:28.020 Has she said it?

00:37:28.960 No.

00:37:30.080 Man, she loves you, bro. 1.00

00:37:31.200 And that's fucked up. 1.00

00:37:31.980 No, no, no. 1.00

00:37:32.300 And I'm not saying I don't love her, but I'm just saying, like, you...

00:37:34.760 Like, those words, bro.

00:37:35.880 No, that's good.

00:37:36.420 Those words... 0.99

00:37:36.840 You're at some really healthy shit with this girl. 1.00

00:37:38.280 Really healthy. 1.00

00:37:38.920 Have you guys fucked yet? 1.00

00:37:41.020 What? 1.00

00:37:42.600 Wait, what?

00:37:43.320 She did make me... 0.99

00:37:43.840 She did make me... 0.99

00:37:44.840 She did make me... 0.99

00:37:45.040 She did make me... 0.99

00:37:45.140 She did make me wait a minute.

00:37:49.140 How long? 1.00

00:37:49.600 A fuck probably, like, probably, like, a good... 1.00

00:37:53.680 She's gonna probably text or call you and be like, that was a lie. 1.00

00:37:57.260 I think it was, like, three weeks or a month.

00:37:59.820 Tyson made me wait, like, two and a half weeks and made me get tested.

00:38:03.540 Yeah.

00:38:03.900 Which, for me, is like...

00:38:04.940 Well, she just asked...

00:38:05.580 If you want to date me, that's a great way to...

00:38:07.360 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:07.920 That's a great way to...

00:38:08.560 Like, yo, have you ever...

00:38:09.720 Have you ever really dated a girl that you hit first night?

00:38:12.800 Never in my life.

00:38:13.560 Yeah, me neither.

00:38:14.180 Uh, me.

00:38:15.340 Really?

00:38:16.200 Well, yeah.

00:38:17.640 Wait, you...

00:38:18.160 This kid was clapping. 1.00

00:38:19.060 She had a whole ass boyfriend, bro. 0.99

00:38:20.160 The first night you... 1.00

00:38:20.960 Yo! 1.00

00:38:22.000 This kid was clapping.

00:38:23.240 She was clapping.

00:38:24.480 We're like, oh, we have an extra room now.

00:38:26.320 It's cool.

00:38:26.680 They get to stay in the same room.

00:38:27.940 It's cool.

00:38:29.020 Wait, so where were you...

00:38:30.160 So where were you going with that?

00:38:31.520 Okay, so...

00:38:32.940 It got to the point where Sam...

00:38:34.560 Again, our relationship from his end is the same.

00:38:37.760 Like, it's like family.

00:38:39.120 And it got...

00:38:40.160 We're sitting on his couch, like, middle of the day.

00:38:43.020 And he's just like...

00:38:44.100 Gets really serious with me.

00:38:45.380 And he's like...

00:38:45.820 Why do you think that you behave this way?

00:38:49.200 That's such a funny way to ask.

00:38:50.840 What?

00:38:51.260 Like, what do you...

00:38:52.020 He has glasses on?

00:38:52.980 He has the glasses.

00:38:54.200 Yeah, that's right.

00:38:54.740 Where's the glasses?

00:38:55.380 He's like, what do you...

00:38:56.660 Like, you must know that this isn't normal and like...

00:38:59.960 No, it's an addiction.

00:39:00.840 He's like, there's no way, like...

00:39:03.140 That you can even necessarily, like, be, like, loving doing this.

00:39:06.100 Like, this is...

00:39:06.780 It's, like, kind of a little bit weird.

00:39:08.520 And I'm just like, honestly, bro, I don't really know.

00:39:10.640 Like, it's...

00:39:12.640 So I started to, like, unpack it and, like, started to go to, like...

00:39:16.040 Therapy?

00:39:16.440 Pop into, like, slaw meetings and stuff.

00:39:18.600 And October 1st, I've been, like...

00:39:21.280 Yeah, I'll be so...

00:39:22.200 Wait, you've been cleaning from girls? 0.99

00:39:23.320 No, not totally. 0.99

00:39:24.540 How many girls have you fucked since October 1st? 1.00

00:39:26.160 Be honest. 0.99

00:39:27.400 Way less.

00:39:28.100 In the span of a month, I kept a tally and a count.

00:39:32.580 It was well over 20 girls in the span of a month.

00:39:36.500 Different girls.

00:39:37.260 Wait. 0.99

00:39:37.480 Which is, like, fucking great. 0.99

00:39:37.960 That's your low... 0.99

00:39:38.700 That's now or that's how you're hot? 1.00

00:39:40.280 I gave a porn star gonorrhea. 0.99

00:39:41.900 Who? 0.99

00:39:42.400 You probably know her.

00:39:43.040 What? 1.00

00:39:43.680 You're supposed to get gonorrhea from porn star. 1.00

00:39:45.660 Wait, no. 0.98

00:39:46.280 She called me blogging.

00:39:47.300 You probably ruined her scene with Dredd.

00:39:49.180 No, no, no. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Dredd was like, what is this green shit? 0.99

00:39:52.120 I ruined her work for the next week. 1.00

00:39:54.500 She was super pissed. 1.00

00:39:55.420 Yeah, they get pissed about that shit because they get tested all... 1.00

00:39:58.100 She's pissed. 1.00

00:39:58.200 They get tested twice a week.

00:39:59.420 You get tested twice a life.

00:40:00.560 She's pissed. 0.54

00:40:01.700 How did you...

00:40:02.220 I randomly, like, met this girl who was traveling here from Sweden and, like...

00:40:07.120 Gave her gonorrhea.

00:40:07.940 No, no. 0.98

00:40:08.320 I took her virginity in that span of time, like...

00:40:11.100 All right. 0.92

00:40:11.640 She... 1.00

00:40:12.080 No, she wanted me to it.

00:40:13.840 I know.

00:40:14.240 Totally.

00:40:14.680 But let me...

00:40:15.220 But what I'm saying is I jam-packed someone's entire, like, sexual history experience.

00:40:21.620 They're... 0.99

00:40:22.020 For their entire life into a fucking single month. 1.00

00:40:24.400 Let me... 0.99

00:40:24.740 And I'm, like, fake nutting half the time. 0.96

00:40:26.860 Like, I'm, like, spitting on girls' backs, pretending to nut, like, in my mind halfway 0.96

00:40:30.720 through.

00:40:31.100 Like, you got a real problem. 0.99

00:40:31.720 Why the fuck am I doing this? 1.00

00:40:32.440 You sound like me with crack. 1.00

00:40:33.700 No, 100%.

00:40:34.600 100%.

00:40:34.620 100%.

00:40:35.240 So, listen to this.

00:40:36.320 I wrote...

00:40:36.680 I wrote for the second book.

00:40:37.660 I wrote in one of the chapters. 0.98

00:40:38.740 This all sounds fucking cruel. 0.97

00:40:39.840 No, it doesn't. 0.98

00:40:40.480 I wrote...

00:40:40.780 I wrote in the second book.

00:40:41.660 I wrote...

00:40:42.020 It's 100% true. 1.00

00:40:42.620 When you grow up, a boy's dream is to be able to fuck every girl in the world. 1.00

00:40:47.200 And the truly cursed ones get the opportunity to do it. 1.00

00:40:51.620 If you're not...

00:40:52.140 By the way, what you just said is so insanely, like... 1.00

00:40:55.360 It's the most real shit. 0.99

00:40:56.520 If you're not buttoned up, and you're a dude like me or you, and you come to a city like 1.00

00:40:59.820 this, bro, you're fucked. 1.00

00:41:01.140 Guys... 1.00

00:41:01.420 And let me tell you two things.

00:41:02.820 So, unfortunately...

00:41:03.220 The reason I slowed down...

00:41:04.240 That's not true.

00:41:04.660 The reason I slowed down...

00:41:05.200 No, if I...

00:41:05.760 What you just said is 100%.

00:41:06.660 Like, if you're like us, bro, if the reason I slowed down was one, I started to feel disgusted. 1.00

00:41:11.760 I don't give my dick in anything, and you guys know I could fuck way more girls. 1.00

00:41:14.480 I don't... 1.00

00:41:14.720 No, but that's...

00:41:15.100 You don't have the issue.

00:41:16.560 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:17.140 Oh, you're saying if you had the addiction.

00:41:18.760 You just had it from Purple Dream.

00:41:20.080 Check. 0.99

00:41:20.160 My mom was a fucking stripper, and, like, I had a really weird, broken relationship with 1.00

00:41:24.660 just, like, the concept of love in general. 1.00

00:41:26.740 Right.

00:41:27.080 I felt very alone in most of my life.

00:41:29.240 There's a lot of different reasons and a lot of things that could have ultimately ended 0.99

00:41:32.740 up getting me here, but what you just said, it's fucked. 0.99

00:41:35.280 Unfortunately... 0.96

00:41:35.560 That's why I need to put the second book out, because I have 100,000 things written like

00:41:39.000 that that I haven't...

00:41:39.140 Unfortunately, one of the things that I think contributes to, like, my love and sex addiction

00:41:43.720 is how much I genuinely do appreciate feminine energy.

00:41:46.960 Yeah.

00:41:47.100 Like, being with a girl and, like, kind of, like, just getting deep with and unpacking 0.97

00:41:51.580 shit with a girl and hearing shit from a girl's perspective and balancing thoughts and 0.99

00:41:55.300 ideas and emotions. 1.00

00:41:56.140 But what happens...

00:41:56.900 Why don't you ever...

00:41:57.660 But why don't you ever, like, stick...

00:41:59.580 Like, try to stick with one?

00:42:00.580 I do. 1.00

00:42:01.060 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:42:01.660 He was with that one girl. 1.00

00:42:02.600 I know.

00:42:02.840 I was with Tyson for a long time.

00:42:04.260 I would have been with her forever. 0.99

00:42:05.520 I was with Alyssa for fucking three. 0.99

00:42:06.720 I love you and Tyson. 0.98

00:42:08.340 Yeah.

00:42:08.540 It was a great relationship.

00:42:09.640 She's a good girl. 0.99

00:42:10.120 No, I don't need to be in a fucking open relationship, dude. 0.99

00:42:12.920 No, like... 1.00

00:42:13.760 So you could fuck... 1.00

00:42:14.640 So you could start fucking one girl for the next year and a half. 1.00

00:42:17.580 I don't think I would attract a girl like that, though. 1.00

00:42:19.620 I think I would attract, like, a sick bitch. 1.00

00:42:21.260 But that's... 1.00

00:42:21.720 But you don't...

00:42:22.160 But you want a good girl.

00:42:23.480 Because if you want a girl that you're going to stay with for a long time, then not... 1.00

00:42:25.840 Not to air this girl shit out, but, like, she was a fucking... 1.00

00:42:28.920 Not only a good girl, the best girl. 1.00

00:42:31.080 Tyson.

00:42:31.480 A great girl.

00:42:32.080 Number one.

00:42:32.800 But she... 1.00

00:42:33.300 Well, number two.

00:42:33.560 But she, like... 1.00

00:42:34.320 But she's fucking... 1.00

00:42:35.360 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:42:35.880 She was... 0.97

00:42:36.340 She had that little, like...

00:42:37.080 But I think she's fix it.

00:42:38.820 Maybe she... 0.97

00:42:39.520 Maybe it is fixed.

00:42:40.240 Wait, what happened?

00:42:40.820 Is she okay?

00:42:41.660 Yeah, she's fine, bro.

00:42:43.120 She's fine.

00:42:43.440 Dude, she was great. 0.93

00:42:44.120 Like, we did...

00:42:44.820 She is great. 0.99

00:42:45.660 We did weird, fun shit together. 0.98

00:42:47.440 You know what I mean? 0.93

00:42:47.940 She matched my, like...

00:42:49.260 Oh, you're...

00:42:49.840 But do you think...

00:42:50.440 But do you think that that's, like...

00:42:51.900 Do you think that that's, like, possible to make a long-term thing?

00:42:54.840 What?

00:42:55.140 You have to clear it up. 0.97

00:42:55.680 You're saying that she was retarded. 1.00

00:42:57.020 You have to clear it up. 0.94

00:42:58.400 Was Tyson...

00:42:58.880 Yes.

00:42:59.220 Yes.

00:42:59.540 No, Tyson's very...

00:43:01.180 Could you imagine, bro?

00:43:02.920 That's funny.

00:43:03.600 Wait.

00:43:04.240 I feel...

00:43:04.980 My reasons were that I stopped because I would always feel gross.

00:43:08.400 I would always feel gross.

00:43:10.240 Monday morning after a weekend in, like, Chicago or something like that and feel disgusting.

00:43:13.840 The fact that some people don't...

00:43:15.280 I would feel gross.

00:43:16.240 That number...

00:43:16.640 And the reason why, for me, dude, is because I have a strange moral situation because I

00:43:21.280 am a Christian, bro.

00:43:22.320 And I really would...

00:43:23.120 I really would feel... 0.98

00:43:24.600 Like, bro, I don't want to feel that fucking hellfire. 0.99

00:43:27.960 That shit's gonna be hot. 1.00

00:43:28.900 It will be hot as fuck, bro. 1.00

00:43:30.260 And you're cool with it, bro. 1.00

00:43:31.260 You wear an upside-down cross. 1.00

00:43:32.300 You're an Illuminati and shit. 1.00

00:43:33.860 All the crosses on my... 1.00

00:43:34.460 Look, you got Jesus on your shirt right now, bro!

00:43:36.260 Yeah, the cross is on my pants. 0.99

00:43:37.720 God fucking loves me. 0.99

00:43:38.040 What is on your shirt? 1.00

00:43:39.280 God loves me.

00:43:40.240 It's Jesus.

00:43:41.180 Why do you say everything is for sale?

00:43:42.620 Because everything is for sale. 0.98

00:43:44.040 God loves me, and I love God, and I think I'm fucking one of God's favorite TV shows to watch. 0.98

00:43:49.380 But do you think he's mad when he watches you? 0.99

00:43:51.080 Do you think he's mad when he watches you? 0.99

00:43:52.540 I think he would be down here fucking clipping, too. 0.99

00:43:54.220 All right, that's it, bro. 0.99

00:43:55.600 He would?

00:43:58.980 No, listen, listen, listen.

00:44:00.540 Wait, can we talk about our Eskimo...

00:44:01.940 Wait, are we Eskimo bros? 1.00

00:44:03.680 Me and you are, for sure, with that fucking... 1.00

00:44:05.640 With that thick OnlyFans girl. 1.00

00:44:09.100 I ate her ass. 1.00

00:44:11.260 I met her... 1.00

00:44:12.380 I met her...

00:44:13.100 You know who I'm talking about.

00:44:14.680 Who?

00:44:14.960 I think we might be Eskimo brothers a couple times over.

00:44:18.520 Bro, you can't do this in stream.

00:44:20.060 If you're gonna do it, then just say it, because they're gonna be all pissed off, bro.

00:44:23.020 No, we can't do that, because then Aiden's gonna get sued.

00:44:23.560 No, I'll just read it.

00:44:24.480 I'll read it.

00:44:25.660 Yes.

00:44:27.100 And?

00:44:27.600 No.

00:44:28.000 And that.

00:44:28.680 No.

00:44:29.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:29.940 We can't say that.

00:44:30.620 That one, no.

00:44:31.180 Yeah, that one we can't talk about.

00:44:32.240 Okay, fine.

00:44:32.900 But I...

00:44:33.680 I met that random one, that one that I just typed out, at Nice Guy, and like, exchanged

00:44:39.140 three, four words to him.

00:44:41.760 We wound up back at my house. 1.00

00:44:42.880 I was eating her butt, being a weirdo. 0.99

00:44:45.000 Damn, I remember when I used to make content. 1.00

00:44:47.180 I used to talk about all this stuff. 1.00

00:44:48.040 She lit your ass? 1.00

00:44:48.980 I know. 1.00

00:44:50.180 All right, what about you?

00:44:50.740 Are we Eskimo bros?

00:44:51.600 Bro, I used to talk about all this stuff.

00:44:53.100 Did I get soft?

00:44:54.040 Am I old and soft now? 1.00

00:44:54.720 Did you fuck Sky Bree? 1.00

00:44:55.920 No, I never did. 1.00

00:44:56.740 Okay.

00:44:56.900 I swear to you, I never did.

00:44:57.860 We made out one time in Vegas, and I actually slept in the same bed as her and Ra-Ra, and

00:45:04.140 we did nothing.

00:45:04.780 I never did.

00:45:05.000 Because I'm... 0.99

00:45:06.120 All right, who did you fuck that I... 1.00

00:45:07.280 Who did you fuck that I fuck? 1.00

00:45:10.400 I need to know this right now. 1.00

00:45:11.320 I don't know.

00:45:11.780 You have to start naming people, and I'll tell you if you...

00:45:14.640 Did you type Emily when you guys...

00:45:16.900 No.

00:45:18.100 Who else in that space? 0.97

00:45:20.040 It wasn't a fucking crazy question to ask. 0.97

00:45:22.120 It wasn't like that crazy. 0.96

00:45:23.600 What about Lana?

00:45:25.220 Yeah, I did.

00:45:26.420 That's crazy.

00:45:27.100 Never.

00:45:27.380 I would never do that to you.

00:45:28.780 And besides, she called me fat, and... 0.81

00:45:31.340 Yeah, why'd she call you fat, bro? 1.00

00:45:32.660 That was fucked up. 1.00

00:45:33.380 I saw that really bothered me, bro. 0.99

00:45:35.620 That's okay.

00:45:36.160 Did you call her up?

00:45:37.000 Call her right now.

00:45:37.540 No, I can't.

00:45:38.100 Call her.

00:45:38.380 I don't communicate with her anymore.

00:45:39.780 At all?

00:45:40.300 I got a girlfriend.

00:45:40.800 So call her on behalf of me.

00:45:42.000 I can't do that.

00:45:42.740 Give me her number. 0.85

00:45:43.300 I really want to circle back to what you said, because we have a lot of young men watching 1.00

00:45:46.800 right now, and it's a fuck... 1.00

00:45:47.660 And Christian. 1.00

00:45:48.080 Just listen.

00:45:49.320 Okay, enough's enough.

00:45:50.320 We get it. 1.00

00:45:50.620 You're a fucking good guy. 1.00

00:45:52.020 Stop. 1.00

00:45:53.020 Listen.

00:45:53.780 Listen.

00:45:54.100 What you said, I just want to reiterate, one of the things that I will talk to about

00:45:59.820 girls when we're kind of getting more deep, and the conversation, the energy is veering

00:46:03.860 off, like off of sex, and more on to like, oh, you're an interesting human.

00:46:08.340 We're talking as humans right now.

00:46:09.960 It's the fact that, from a very young age, and why this double standard between men and 0.99

00:46:15.460 women exists, is that men are almost celebrated for fucking girls, for fucking a lot of hot 1.00

00:46:22.140 girls. 1.00

00:46:22.560 True.

00:46:22.880 Any guy... 1.00

00:46:23.520 I learned at a really young age that if I pull up to a party with fucking six girls, I'm getting 1.00

00:46:30.480 in. 0.99

00:46:30.980 You know what I mean?

00:46:31.360 I got six cute girls with me. 1.00

00:46:32.360 As you would call a hornado.

00:46:33.800 Yeah, it's the strongest currency on planet Earth. 1.00

00:46:36.940 Pussy is. 1.00

00:46:37.560 Everybody can appreciate a pretty girl. 1.00

00:46:39.040 It's a non-renewable...

00:46:40.340 It's a renewable resource.

00:46:41.460 My dad...

00:46:42.040 I grew up with my dad, my little brother, my older brother, and like, if I brought a cute 0.99

00:46:45.620 girl around, it was thumbs up, like, good shit, pat on the back. 0.99

00:46:48.900 Right. 1.00

00:46:49.420 Good shit, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:46:51.140 And it's just... 1.00

00:46:52.660 It's driven into your brain, into your psyche from a young age.

00:46:55.400 Like, this is what I should...

00:46:56.300 Not only this is okay, but this is good.

00:46:59.140 But do you want to know the only one that's one step above that?

00:47:01.860 Locking one in.

00:47:03.200 Like, when you have...

00:47:03.920 No, having a...

00:47:04.720 And it's the baddest, and they show up, and they ride for you, bro.

00:47:07.800 Oh, it's the best.

00:47:08.340 It's the hardest.

00:47:09.040 Obviously.

00:47:09.500 And, bro, I'm with you, bro.

00:47:11.160 I did that for so long.

00:47:11.700 I had a ride or die. 0.99

00:47:12.600 I fucked it up. 1.00

00:47:12.620 When you get a fucking real rider, bro, that just... 0.99

00:47:15.500 That, like... 0.99

00:47:16.220 Bro, I remember...

00:47:17.080 I agree.

00:47:17.560 Not to bring her up, but even, like, Lana, for example...

00:47:20.580 By the way, where I was going with that was...

00:47:21.680 She used to get DMs from people.

00:47:23.940 Like who?

00:47:25.640 Big time...

00:47:26.280 Big...

00:47:26.560 The biggest football players on Earth.

00:47:27.920 The biggest rappers.

00:47:28.880 Like, everybody, bro.

00:47:29.740 All the time.

00:47:30.420 And she would just show me.

00:47:31.920 She would just be like, yo, what do you want... 0.99

00:47:33.240 Do you want to respond to this?

00:47:34.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:35.240 And then, like, having someone that's just honest with you that you really feel like...

00:47:40.200 I feel like Lana...

00:47:40.640 Lana...

00:47:41.020 I haven't met your new girlfriend yet, but I feel like Lana and you...

00:47:43.280 She's awesome. 0.83

00:47:43.660 She's the best.

00:47:44.080 Lana?

00:47:44.400 Yeah, she was the best.

00:47:45.540 No, not... 1.00

00:47:46.220 My girl now is dumbass. 1.00

00:47:48.380 Oh, my bad. 1.00

00:47:50.240 Do you want to talk to her?

00:47:51.320 Sure.

00:47:51.660 Call her up. 0.94

00:47:52.020 Oh, she... 1.00

00:47:52.460 She's... 1.00

00:47:53.120 I don't know if she's... 0.77

00:47:53.860 Where is she at?

00:47:54.780 I'm really happy with you.

00:47:56.100 And by the way, the way you're thinking about things, you're totally on the right tip.

00:48:01.660 Where I was going with that is it's wrong.

00:48:03.300 It's not...

00:48:03.860 Yeah.

00:48:04.500 It's not...

00:48:05.120 It's not healthy.

00:48:06.380 You think...

00:48:07.020 You feel like it is.

00:48:08.060 You feel like it is.

00:48:09.480 It's not.

00:48:10.060 You feel like it is the whole time you're doing it, but I'm telling you, eventually, you're

00:48:13.700 going to get sick.

00:48:14.200 Eventually...

00:48:14.800 Of course.

00:48:15.220 I already am.

00:48:16.020 No, I am.

00:48:16.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:17.100 Brother, I say this all the time, especially with, like, the full 180 that I made in the

00:48:20.840 last year.

00:48:21.380 Like, the next girl that I call wifey, the next girl that I look at and tell her that 1.00

00:48:25.560 I love her and I mean it and she means it and I'm with and she's my girlfriend, it's

00:48:29.880 going to be the mother of my kids.

00:48:31.060 Aw.

00:48:31.440 That's going to be, like...

00:48:32.080 Oh, I'm trying to do that right now. 0.92

00:48:33.460 How many of you guys have ever jerked off to Lana? 0.98

00:48:35.660 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:48:36.560 That was weird.

00:48:37.520 That was weird.

00:48:37.820 I'm sorry.

00:48:38.440 Well, no, I really hope that you and this girl get pregnant together. 0.99

00:48:40.780 I'm trying, bro.

00:48:41.460 I swear every day, but I shoot so much tests that I have no sperm in my gum.

00:48:45.520 That's crazy. 0.66

00:48:46.200 I got to take another shot that boosts my sperm up. 0.96

00:48:50.100 Wait, so you do the TRT? 0.97

00:48:51.860 Yeah.

00:48:52.300 People were...

00:48:52.720 I would talk to you about that. 0.99

00:48:53.440 People were like, Aiden, you need to do it, but fuck, I'm too young. 0.99

00:48:55.300 No, you shouldn't. 1.00

00:48:55.920 No, you can't.

00:48:56.680 Yeah.

00:48:56.820 I do it because I'm in my...

00:48:57.760 I'm, like, rogueing, like all those people.

00:48:59.560 You're 40, so it's like it's different.

00:49:01.040 I'm almost 40, though.

00:49:01.640 Tyson took me to the sperm doctor. 1.00

00:49:02.980 My shit is swimming. 1.00

00:49:04.500 Really? 1.00

00:49:04.980 Yeah.

00:49:05.320 Wait, so you don't have sperm when you're on test?

00:49:07.000 You can have babies? 1.00

00:49:07.360 No, it kind of...

00:49:08.140 You just have to take, like, a supplement with it.

00:49:11.140 Oh, okay.

00:49:11.620 And it will reboost it. 0.73

00:49:12.880 Oh, okay.

00:49:14.140 Hey, Borderhopper, thanks for the five gifted subs. 0.97

00:49:16.800 Appreciate you.

00:49:17.260 That's a crazy name.

00:49:18.020 Yeah, it is.

00:49:19.520 I would love to see Banks and Mike on Joe Rogan.

00:49:21.740 That'd be great.

00:49:22.820 I'd crush it. 0.94

00:49:23.800 That'd be so good. 0.94

00:49:25.720 I mean, bro, that's the ideal situation.

00:49:30.180 But, I mean...

00:49:30.500 It's my favorite human being.

00:49:31.280 I've been...

00:49:31.740 My goal right now for this year is to do podcasts.

00:49:34.340 That's all I want to do.

00:49:35.240 That's one of the reasons I...

00:49:36.140 Bro, like...

00:49:36.700 You need to do your own podcast.

00:49:38.160 No, no, but I want to also do other shows.

00:49:40.140 I did...

00:49:40.420 Does your chat know who Patrick Bet-David is?

00:49:42.460 Who's that?

00:49:43.300 He's, like, a really, like, strong political podcaster.

00:49:46.700 Does a lot of, like...

00:49:47.820 He does a lot of shows.

00:49:48.840 A lot of, like, really good shows.

00:49:50.000 He had George on. 0.92

00:49:50.880 He's nasty. 0.92

00:49:51.620 He's really good. 0.94

00:49:51.960 I did his show the other day.

00:49:53.480 I'm going to do Bobby Lee.

00:49:55.000 Bobby Lee's podcast. 1.00

00:49:55.780 The Bobby Lee shit would be fucking... 1.00

00:49:57.420 I just want to do a lot of shows. 1.00

00:49:58.780 I just want to do a lot of people's shows.

00:50:00.440 You know, yo, look at this, actually.

00:50:01.820 There are a lot of really good ones now, too.

00:50:03.180 How about this podcast?

00:50:05.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.

00:50:07.120 I remember I was trying to set that up for you.

00:50:08.180 That'd be great.

00:50:09.120 Are you going to actually do it?

00:50:10.080 I don't have to go to Romania.

00:50:11.420 So do it.

00:50:12.020 I'm going too soon.

00:50:12.820 Why don't you say his name at this point?

00:50:14.820 Well, because, yeah, I mean...

00:50:16.060 But if you go, I'll go with you.

00:50:18.020 Does Logan care?

00:50:19.420 No, of course not.

00:50:20.160 Okay, that's good.

00:50:20.760 He would like for me to go on.

00:50:21.700 If you guys go to Romania, can I come?

00:50:23.440 Yeah.

00:50:24.020 I'm going to go to Romania.

00:50:25.280 When are you going to go?

00:50:25.820 I was going to go in a couple months.

00:50:26.920 I'll just go whenever you go.

00:50:28.000 I told them I didn't want to go

00:50:29.160 because of, like, the state of things right now.

00:50:31.000 Like, that's what I said to them. 1.00

00:50:31.900 It's just shit is kind of hot right now. 0.99

00:50:33.660 Which was why I was surprised. 0.99

00:50:35.040 Because I'll tell you this.

00:50:36.500 When me and George went to Saudi one time,

00:50:38.440 there was, like, a threat of drone attack from Iran.

00:50:41.320 And George tried to get off the plane.

00:50:43.380 So I was surprised that while everything was going on in Gaza 0.99

00:50:45.440 that he flew to Romania 1.00

00:50:46.480 because he usually doesn't, like, fuck around with that type of shit. 1.00

00:50:48.520 Yeah, yeah, true, true, true. 1.00

00:50:49.800 Well, yeah, I would love to do a show with Andrew and Tristan, bro.

00:50:54.600 Who is this guy?

00:50:58.340 I got random photos.

00:50:59.960 Thanks to me.

00:51:00.920 Please, we want to finish.

00:51:02.120 We all want to finish.

00:51:04.200 They want to hear your story.

00:51:05.180 You did?

00:51:05.800 I thought you did finish it.

00:51:06.360 I thought you did finish it.

00:51:07.700 Oh, no, that's why I dragged you back in.

00:51:09.440 I thought you didn't finish it.

00:51:10.760 It's funny. 0.98

00:51:11.400 I fucking miss you, man. 0.99

00:51:12.680 I miss both of you. 0.99

00:51:13.980 I love you.

00:51:14.960 I love hearing that you're happier than ever.

00:51:17.320 I truly feel the same.

00:51:18.460 Yeah.

00:51:18.620 Like, it sounds like you're doing better than ever, too.

00:51:20.660 This is good.

00:51:21.200 In some respects, you know what I'm saying?

00:51:24.560 Like, everything in life is, like, peaks and valleys, bro.

00:51:27.500 You could be doing really good with one thing

00:51:28.900 and then you could have a really good handle on things 1.00

00:51:32.380 and then a lot of shit starts to spiral. 0.99

00:51:34.080 Like, life is just waves. 0.99

00:51:35.600 It's all up and down.

00:51:36.420 You're just riding waves, bro.

00:51:37.640 It is, bro.

00:51:38.380 There's no time in your life

00:51:39.400 where you're, like, truly ever content

00:51:41.260 with every aspect of your life.

00:51:42.580 It's true, bro.

00:51:42.940 Nothing's perfect.

00:51:43.520 Where you talk to your family as much as you could.

00:51:45.920 You love your friends as much as you could.

00:51:46.920 There's really no such thing as good or bad

00:51:49.480 if you really think about it.

00:51:50.700 Let me tell you an old adage.

00:51:52.980 Ready for this?

00:51:53.620 From back of my day.

00:51:54.420 Here we go.

00:51:55.360 Okay.

00:51:55.660 The Chinese farmer. 1.00

00:51:56.700 Fuck. 1.00

00:51:57.620 The Chinese farmer. 1.00

00:51:58.620 Well, then you fucking tell it. 1.00

00:51:59.840 It's a good one. 0.99

00:52:00.240 I don't... 1.00

00:52:00.820 I wasn't trying to steal the shit. 1.00

00:52:01.800 Well, I wish you stole my shine, bro. 1.00

00:52:03.740 Now everybody's going to think that.

00:52:04.260 It's a good one.

00:52:04.800 It's a good one.

00:52:05.300 It's one that I stumbled across

00:52:07.100 right after my dad's passing 0.92

00:52:08.380 and it, like, really fucking helped. 0.72

00:52:09.980 Have you seen Egg Theory? 0.95

00:52:11.820 No.

00:52:12.060 Everybody should look at Egg Theory

00:52:13.820 and the Chinese farmer.

00:52:15.820 Both of those things are really, really powerful.

00:52:18.580 Yeah, talk about it.

00:52:19.300 Okay.

00:52:19.740 So there's this Chinese farmer, right?

00:52:22.040 And he had...

00:52:23.840 You know, he was like a rancher.

00:52:24.960 He had, like, horses and everything.

00:52:26.120 One day, one of his horses ran away

00:52:27.460 and all the people from the town,

00:52:28.940 they came through

00:52:29.680 and they were like,

00:52:30.540 Oh my God, like,

00:52:31.200 I'm so sorry that that happened to you.

00:52:32.840 And the Chinese farmer just said,

00:52:34.260 We'll see.

00:52:35.800 So then a few days later,

00:52:37.100 that same horse came back,

00:52:39.000 jumped over the fence,

00:52:39.720 came back into the stable

00:52:40.960 and all the people from the town

00:52:42.160 went over...

00:52:42.240 With a bunch of other horses.

00:52:43.260 With a bunch of other horses.

00:52:44.660 Wild horses.

00:52:45.480 Six new horses.

00:52:46.320 Six new horses.

00:52:47.460 And all the townspeople came over

00:52:48.700 and they said,

00:52:49.140 Oh my God,

00:52:49.720 all these new horses,

00:52:50.620 we're so happy for you.

00:52:51.900 And the Chinese farmer said,

00:52:53.100 We'll see.

00:52:53.580 We'll see.

00:52:54.320 So the next day,

00:52:55.240 one of his sons went outside

00:52:57.060 to try to break

00:52:57.720 one of these new wild horses

00:52:58.700 that came back

00:52:59.240 and he was riding it around

00:53:00.040 in the backyard whipping it

00:53:01.180 and he got thrown off the horse

00:53:02.820 and he broke his arm.

00:53:04.040 And all the townspeople came over

00:53:05.200 and they said,

00:53:05.700 Oh my God,

00:53:06.240 your son,

00:53:06.640 he broke his arm.

00:53:07.560 I'm so sorry for you.

00:53:08.880 We'll see.

00:53:09.180 And they said,

00:53:09.680 We'll see.

00:53:10.760 A few days later,

00:53:11.640 the Chinese army came through

00:53:13.040 and they were drafting

00:53:13.960 the strongest sons

00:53:15.320 from everybody's family.

00:53:16.460 And they went up

00:53:16.960 and the son couldn't get drafted

00:53:18.400 because his arm was broken.

00:53:19.500 The people said,

00:53:20.460 Oh my God,

00:53:20.900 you're so lucky.

00:53:21.560 Your son couldn't get drafted

00:53:22.420 because his arm was broken

00:53:23.160 because he fell off the horse.

00:53:24.280 The Chinese farmer said,

00:53:25.520 We'll see.

00:53:26.700 You never really know

00:53:28.100 what an event in your life

00:53:29.940 is going to,

00:53:30.420 what the outcome is going to be.

00:53:31.560 That's true.

00:53:32.540 You never know.

00:53:33.360 Even the best things,

00:53:34.500 yeah,

00:53:34.660 you can hit the ladder 1.00

00:53:35.180 and become a fucking crackhead. 1.00

00:53:36.520 It's true. 1.00

00:53:37.200 Damn, 1.00

00:53:37.600 that's true. 0.99

00:53:37.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:39.660 The first thing you decide to do

00:53:40.920 was the house.

00:53:41.140 The first comment I looked at

00:53:42.840 and said,

00:53:43.120 L story. 1.00

00:53:45.240 I miss this shit so much. 1.00

00:53:48.440 Yapping, bro. 1.00

00:53:49.460 Like, what the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:53:51.220 I miss this shit so much. 1.00

00:53:53.380 So wait, 1.00

00:53:53.720 I want to know.

00:53:54.560 So after that house broke up,

00:53:56.640 what did you,

00:53:57.380 like,

00:53:57.760 what happened after that?

00:53:58.640 So Mike,

00:53:59.140 what did you end up getting on?

00:54:00.240 Like,

00:54:00.340 what happened to you, bro?

00:54:01.440 Oh,

00:54:01.560 you calling your girl?

00:54:02.300 Crack.

00:54:02.720 Back on crack.

00:54:03.500 Back on drugs?

00:54:04.200 After what?

00:54:04.780 Clydeborn?

00:54:05.660 Yeah.

00:54:07.060 I wonder what's happening

00:54:07.880 with Faze.

00:54:10.080 They're coming back.

00:54:11.220 No, babe.

00:54:11.580 She's at a club? 1.00

00:54:12.400 You were at a nightclub?

00:54:13.400 You were supposed to be...

00:54:14.160 GGs.

00:54:15.020 Oh, wait.

00:54:15.500 GGs.

00:54:16.300 Oh, babe,

00:54:17.000 I told them that you were,

00:54:17.780 like, 1.00

00:54:18.100 for my ride or die and shit 1.00

00:54:19.900 and you're out 1.00

00:54:20.200 partying with dudes?

00:54:21.620 No,

00:54:22.020 I'm with my friends

00:54:23.020 from Canada.

00:54:24.120 Oh, my God.

00:54:25.280 You're friends from Canada?

00:54:27.060 Yeah.

00:54:27.420 Hold on.

00:54:27.820 Say hi.

00:54:28.140 Oh, my car is right there.

00:54:30.000 Hello.

00:54:30.540 Nice to meet you.

00:54:31.580 This is my friend Ricky

00:54:32.560 and this is...

00:54:33.420 My name is Aiden.

00:54:34.060 Nice to meet you.

00:54:35.120 Nice to meet you.

00:54:36.020 They're making our friend

00:54:36.720 very happy

00:54:37.300 and we're grateful for that.

00:54:39.600 Wait, can I show them?

00:54:40.340 Yeah.

00:54:41.200 He's very happy, so...

00:54:43.340 Was that the camera?

00:54:44.420 Yeah, say hi to the stream.

00:54:46.400 Look at that smile, bro.

00:54:47.780 She's always smiling.

00:54:48.940 Wait, babe.

00:54:49.960 Remember,

00:54:50.440 Aiden's much nicer

00:54:51.340 than the last streamer

00:54:52.720 that you streamed with.

00:54:55.000 Neon?

00:54:55.620 Yeah.

00:54:56.400 You had her stream with Neon?

00:54:57.260 She went on

00:54:57.900 for, like,

00:54:58.160 a couple minutes.

00:54:58.880 It must be on 0.99

00:54:59.780 and he was calling me a whore 0.98

00:55:01.380 and he was saying 0.99

00:55:02.200 I was up here.

00:55:02.660 It was bad.

00:55:04.780 But don't...

00:55:05.540 But, babe, don't you...

00:55:06.440 But, babe,

00:55:07.060 don't you kind of feel bad, though?

00:55:08.140 Because...

00:55:08.320 By the way,

00:55:08.580 she's infinitely hotter than Sammy. 0.55

00:55:10.360 What? 1.00

00:55:10.600 She's an infinitely less of a whore. 1.00

00:55:12.700 I don't know anything about her, 1.00

00:55:13.740 but...

00:55:13.980 No, Sarah's the best.

00:55:14.780 She's the best, bro.

00:55:15.520 But...

00:55:16.200 What?

00:55:16.980 No, he had the audacity 0.99

00:55:18.380 to call me a whore 0.99

00:55:19.380 and he was dating 1.00

00:55:19.980 some random...

00:55:20.640 Whoa, okay, okay.

00:55:21.840 That's fine.

00:55:22.600 But, babe,

00:55:23.060 do you feel bad?

00:55:23.980 Babe, 0.51

00:55:24.300 but do you feel bad for him

00:55:25.520 because of the breakup?

00:55:27.460 I mean,

00:55:27.880 I felt bad for him

00:55:29.080 when I watched the video

00:55:30.360 because that seemed like

00:55:31.320 the real him,

00:55:32.040 but I don't like

00:55:32.720 how he's, like,

00:55:33.320 acts like a different person

00:55:34.620 when he's on stream.

00:55:36.040 Like, that's weird.

00:55:37.260 Yeah.

00:55:38.060 I'm on and off stream

00:55:39.120 the same, by the way.

00:55:40.220 It's a pleasure to meet you.

00:55:41.000 I'm sure we'll meet

00:55:41.500 in person someday.

00:55:42.360 I know you literally...

00:55:42.840 And you're like,

00:55:43.080 hi, Mike's on and off

00:55:44.500 the camera the same soon.

00:55:45.540 I'm literally the same

00:55:46.160 exact person.

00:55:46.820 So are you.

00:55:47.060 Same, same.

00:55:47.580 No, yeah.

00:55:48.380 Literally.

00:55:49.640 I just have a small

00:55:51.400 little, like, sense. 1.00

00:55:53.020 Did you say dick to him? 0.99

00:55:54.300 This is nice. 1.00

00:55:54.860 This is nice.

00:55:55.920 Wait, how much longer

00:55:57.080 are you in LA for?

00:55:58.220 I leave tomorrow night

00:55:59.720 because I have a stream

00:56:00.160 of 21 Savage.

00:56:00.860 Oh, yeah.

00:56:01.400 I saw that.

00:56:01.760 Congrats.

00:56:02.060 She comes tomorrow.

00:56:03.280 Oh, then I might

00:56:03.800 meet you tomorrow.

00:56:04.720 Well, she comes tomorrow night.

00:56:05.320 No, I'll start tomorrow night.

00:56:06.660 I'll, like, eat.

00:56:07.340 Yeah.

00:56:07.760 Oh, okay.

00:56:08.400 Yeah, probably not this time,

00:56:09.280 but another time.

00:56:10.080 Also, Mike said that you

00:56:11.760 made him wait three weeks 0.89

00:56:12.660 before having sex. 0.59

00:56:13.440 Is that true?

00:56:14.480 They said L handshake.

00:56:15.580 I didn't sleep with him

00:56:17.280 the first time I met him.

00:56:18.980 No, but how long

00:56:19.800 did it take?

00:56:21.100 Oh, Mike, this is

00:56:24.280 not on live stream.

00:56:26.660 Wait, what's your ethnicity?

00:56:27.940 Are you Mexican?

00:56:29.800 I'm my Mexican.

00:56:31.620 Baby.

00:56:32.940 Tell him you're...

00:56:33.660 My mom's Cuban

00:56:35.380 and my dad's Irish-Canadian.

00:56:37.080 Oh, nice, nice.

00:56:38.120 You're Cuban-Irish. 0.99

00:56:39.340 Yeah.

00:56:39.920 I'm Irish.

00:56:41.220 You're Irish?

00:56:41.760 Oh, then you talk to her.

00:56:42.540 It's a good one.

00:56:43.780 We're Irish.

00:56:44.640 This is my boy.

00:56:45.580 No, I'm kidding.

00:56:46.840 All right, baby.

00:56:48.460 I'll text you after I leave.

00:56:50.680 Baby, hey, if you're...

00:56:51.960 Don't drink if you're driving, okay?

00:56:54.180 I'm literally across the street

00:56:55.600 from my house.

00:56:56.360 Okay, baby.

00:56:57.040 Text me when you get home.

00:56:58.540 Bye-bye.

00:56:59.100 You think you guys

00:56:59.540 are going to have kids?

00:57:00.340 I'm trying.

00:57:01.080 So, can I ask you a question?

00:57:02.020 I'm not trying to push it

00:57:02.660 in your head 1.00

00:57:02.980 and you're growing as fuck. 1.00

00:57:03.800 So, what? 1.00

00:57:04.160 You're just letting them off in her? 0.83

00:57:05.580 Yeah.

00:57:05.940 You're coming in her? 0.78

00:57:06.600 All the time.

00:57:07.060 Nice.

00:57:07.520 Can I ask you a question?

00:57:08.260 Yes.

00:57:09.340 So, personally,

00:57:10.860 I don't know if it's

00:57:11.320 an insecure thing about me,

00:57:12.380 but I personally would not

00:57:13.200 want my girl,

00:57:14.140 if I'm ever getting into

00:57:15.100 a serious relationship,

00:57:15.760 going out without me

00:57:16.880 being present.

00:57:17.900 It's not because

00:57:18.400 I don't trust her.

00:57:19.180 No, I respect her.

00:57:19.600 It's because guys are creepy.

00:57:20.860 So, like, do you ever fear, 0.99

00:57:21.800 like, oh, creepy-ass guys 0.82

00:57:23.040 are in the...

00:57:23.640 Never, but also...

00:57:25.600 You're also younger, Aiden.

00:57:26.920 Yeah, no.

00:57:27.640 True.

00:57:27.820 No, that's not what I...

00:57:28.760 I just don't trust guys.

00:57:29.900 I think it's like this, bro.

00:57:31.620 I think when you...

00:57:33.440 Like, okay,

00:57:34.020 say it was the first week

00:57:35.120 that we became exclusive

00:57:36.200 and she was, like, 1.00

00:57:37.820 doing shit, 0.99

00:57:38.260 going out with friends, 1.00

00:57:38.880 whatever.

00:57:39.240 That's true.

00:57:39.560 I would look at it different.

00:57:40.340 When girls paint a portrait 1.00

00:57:41.740 of, like, perfection

00:57:42.820 for, like, months

00:57:43.720 and months and months

00:57:44.420 and on certain nights,

00:57:45.460 they're like,

00:57:45.700 oh, my friends are visiting

00:57:46.440 from Canada.

00:57:46.940 I'm going to go out

00:57:47.440 and have a few drinks.

00:57:48.360 They text you all night.

00:57:49.340 They FaceTime you all night.

00:57:50.140 They FaceTime you from home

00:57:51.040 when they get home

00:57:51.580 from their bed.

00:57:52.220 That's different.

00:57:52.820 It's like, dude...

00:57:54.000 Because, think,

00:57:57.820 I'm going to cough 0.99

00:57:58.160 an anal princess 1.00

00:57:59.280 to Oktoberfest. 0.99

00:58:00.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:01.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:02.120 She don't give me shit for that. 1.00

00:58:03.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:03.880 So, like, it would be...

00:58:05.860 I don't know.

00:58:06.540 Like, she's just...

00:58:07.440 The girls... 1.00

00:58:08.760 She's fine.

00:58:09.240 And also,

00:58:09.800 I've always been a

00:58:10.700 very long leash

00:58:12.680 kind of person

00:58:13.240 just because I believe 1.00

00:58:14.360 that when you tighten the shit, 1.00

00:58:15.680 that's when girls act up. 1.00

00:58:16.680 Hold on.

00:58:17.120 There's no way this guy

00:58:17.800 in my chat has said, 0.76

00:58:18.340 Aiden, you're toxic

00:58:19.480 when your name is literally 0.80

00:58:20.360 Naomi's OnlyFans. 1.00

00:58:21.400 Go suck a dick and die. 1.00

00:58:22.740 Fuck you. 1.00

00:58:23.300 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:58:23.980 Nah, that kid's weird as fuck. 1.00

00:58:25.400 Maybe I am insecure. 1.00

00:58:26.140 Maybe it's because I'm young,

00:58:27.820 because you're young.

00:58:28.320 I just personally would not...

00:58:29.380 It's not that I don't trust her.

00:58:30.500 She texted me out the night

00:58:31.360 that would make me happy.

00:58:32.080 I just don't trust guys, bro.

00:58:33.300 Guys are really weird.

00:58:34.180 Like, when it comes to girls 1.00

00:58:34.940 at clubs and shit, 0.99

00:58:35.640 I don't trust guys. 0.99

00:58:37.280 Yeah, I mean,

00:58:37.720 but I've met girls 0.99

00:58:38.500 at the fucking grocery store 1.00

00:58:39.760 and piped them 1.00

00:58:40.300 the same day.

00:58:41.160 Really?

00:58:41.560 So, it's like,

00:58:41.780 what, you're just going to 1.00

00:58:42.600 keep the girl in a fucking cage. 1.00

00:58:44.120 That's true. 1.00

00:58:44.860 It's just like,

00:58:45.540 you don't have to trust the guys.

00:58:46.900 You have to trust her. 1.00

00:58:47.600 I fucked the girl 1.00

00:58:48.060 in the corner party at Ultra. 1.00

00:58:49.300 Girls know how to, like... 1.00

00:58:50.900 Like, when you walk up

00:58:52.340 and try to talk to a girl

00:58:57.820 any room to, like,

00:58:58.980 break through

00:58:59.480 whatever sort of barrier

00:59:00.600 she has, you know what I'm saying?

00:59:01.700 There's not...

00:59:02.600 There are girls

00:59:03.260 who move on to

00:59:04.040 where this girl 0.63

00:59:04.480 is just simply unavailable.

00:59:05.680 Where's the craziest spot 0.98

00:59:06.540 you guys ever had sex in? 0.99

00:59:07.440 Chad, you guys entered too. 0.99

00:59:08.620 Mine? 0.99

00:59:09.420 I once had sex

00:59:10.100 in, like, public places before,

00:59:11.180 but that's...

00:59:11.380 I have everyone beat.

00:59:12.580 Where?

00:59:13.100 I have everyone beat.

00:59:13.600 Where?

00:59:14.360 On the Hollywood sign.

00:59:15.880 Oh, that's crazy.

00:59:17.380 Yeah, that DJ set.

00:59:18.480 By the way,

00:59:19.260 on the Hollywood sign 0.99

00:59:20.280 at fucking 6 a.m. 1.00

00:59:21.580 with fucking 40 other people 1.00

00:59:22.860 around it. 1.00

00:59:23.640 The Hollywood sign

00:59:24.260 is one of the hardest places,

00:59:25.660 right, Mike?

00:59:26.660 To get to, yeah,

00:59:27.420 they keep it closed off.

00:59:28.260 To, like...

00:59:29.000 Maybe, like, the permits 0.99

00:59:29.960 to, like, fucking 0.95

00:59:30.680 actually use for production. 0.99

00:59:32.200 Yeah, maybe the Pentagon.

00:59:33.200 This, like, Israeli DJ,

00:59:35.020 like, somehow finessed

00:59:36.520 and pulled strings

00:59:37.780 and, like,

00:59:38.640 did, like, a whole DJ set

00:59:39.900 at 7 a.m.

00:59:40.940 on the Hollywood sign.

00:59:41.960 That's crazy.

00:59:42.480 And it's right around

00:59:43.300 when I was first seeing Tyson. 0.99

00:59:45.960 And I love shit like that. 0.99

00:59:46.980 I love, I love... 1.00

00:59:47.760 Fucking... 0.99

00:59:48.060 Living like... 1.00

00:59:48.600 Just living for the plot. 0.98

00:59:50.580 And we had sex. 0.98

00:59:51.240 She held the L. 0.99

00:59:52.800 That's crazy. 0.98

00:59:53.800 I had sex on an airplane before. 0.53

00:59:55.640 I mean, that's not that crazy. 0.97

00:59:56.320 I had sex on an airplane. 0.80

00:59:56.920 On a jet or on a... 0.99

00:59:57.880 Private jet.

00:59:58.380 I mean, it's not...

00:59:59.180 Well... 0.69

00:59:59.500 I've had sex on a jet 0.97

01:00:00.340 and commercial. 0.99

01:00:00.960 I had sex at a restaurant before. 0.96

01:00:03.200 Is that crazy? 0.95

01:00:03.880 Not in the bathroom.

01:00:04.520 Like, actually, actually...

01:00:05.140 I don't know where, like...

01:00:06.020 Depends the restaurant. 0.67

01:00:06.500 So, okay, you know,

01:00:07.280 like, these outdoor rooftop

01:00:08.420 places they have, like,

01:00:09.240 these cabanas? 0.99

01:00:09.860 Yeah. 0.97

01:00:10.020 I fucked around, like, 0.99

01:00:11.020 so many people. 0.99

01:00:12.180 That's cool.

01:00:12.700 But I had, like,

01:00:13.020 a little curvy.

01:00:13.400 Where in Miami?

01:00:14.060 Yeah. 0.95

01:00:15.220 I had sex in Delilah once. 0.98

01:00:17.160 In the bathroom? 0.99

01:00:17.980 Yeah.

01:00:18.280 Her name was mentioned

01:00:19.140 on the stream

01:00:19.840 at some point.

01:00:23.560 Oh, God.

01:00:24.360 I won't say...

01:00:25.160 Pammy?

01:00:28.040 No.

01:00:29.620 Mine was on...

01:00:30.420 Mine was on the hood

01:00:31.480 of a car

01:00:32.060 in a broad daylight

01:00:33.160 in a neighborhood.

01:00:34.480 Okay, that's a little wild. 0.99

01:00:35.360 I fucking love you guys. 0.98

01:00:36.560 It was actually... 0.99

01:00:37.040 I fucking love you guys. 0.94

01:00:37.880 A Chrysler Crossfire, 0.99

01:00:39.180 a black Chrysler Crossfire

01:00:40.380 with a chicken jack.

01:00:41.920 Listen, after I'm done

01:00:42.980 with this warehouse era,

01:00:43.860 if you guys want to, like,

01:00:44.660 get a house again, I'm done. 0.97

01:00:45.260 I just fucking love you guys, man. 0.98

01:00:47.020 And it's... 0.97

01:00:48.780 Wait, so I was asking

01:00:49.640 about my hair a lot. 0.99

01:00:50.540 Dude, my shit's good, bro. 0.99

01:00:52.160 You look great. 1.00

01:00:52.960 Go to Turkey.

01:00:54.060 If y'all want hair,

01:00:55.340 go to Turkey.

01:00:56.400 I got a promo code

01:00:57.360 at Smile Hair Clinic.

01:00:59.400 Promo code, I think,

01:01:00.560 is Mike.

01:01:01.460 And you get 200 euros

01:01:02.680 off your order.

01:01:03.700 Is that real?

01:01:04.340 Be good.

01:01:05.160 Yeah, you get 200 euros

01:01:06.160 off your order

01:01:06.780 and they do a great job.

01:01:08.320 It's a blood...

01:01:09.060 Dude, there's nothing scarier,

01:01:10.720 I'm not gonna lie,

01:01:11.380 you gotta be a little bit fearless

01:01:12.640 than waking up

01:01:13.820 with a bunch of people

01:01:14.620 around you

01:01:15.020 that don't speak English,

01:01:15.940 they only speak Turkish,

01:01:16.940 and they're covered 0.93

01:01:17.720 in your blood.

01:01:18.880 Like, you just look around

01:01:19.840 and you're on the...

01:01:20.520 You know, you're on the table

01:01:21.380 for, like, 0.99

01:01:21.660 eight and a half fucking hours 0.99

01:01:22.620 and you look around 0.99

01:01:23.500 and they're just like...

01:01:24.620 I don't even know 0.99

01:01:26.280 how they fucking talk. 0.99

01:01:26.980 One of our friends 1.00

01:01:27.000 just got it in London.

01:01:28.240 I have to show you

01:01:28.960 the before and after.

01:01:30.300 It's fire, bro.

01:01:31.080 Yo, men, boys, guys, 0.98

01:01:33.100 don't be fucking worried about it. 1.00

01:01:33.940 Y'all up my dick. 1.00

01:01:34.660 I don't need to worry about it, bro. 1.00

01:01:35.900 You look great.

01:01:36.400 Yo, and how do we get it?

01:01:37.660 We get it.

01:01:38.080 I look the best?

01:01:38.860 You've never looked great.

01:01:39.520 Nah, I look better in 2021.

01:01:41.040 Nah, you look great.

01:01:41.700 Delilah, no. 0.99

01:01:42.280 Your skin looks good

01:01:43.300 and everything was 0.99

01:01:43.900 a little fucking... 0.99

01:01:44.780 You were just a little... 1.00

01:01:45.700 So who's the best

01:01:46.360 I've ever looked?

01:01:47.320 You look great.

01:01:48.120 Probably.

01:01:48.680 Honestly.

01:01:49.180 I saw you at Delilah,

01:01:50.000 you look great.

01:01:51.020 I don't know...

01:01:51.580 I don't know what they're saying to you, 0.99

01:01:53.240 but you look fucking... 0.99

01:01:53.940 You look great. 0.99

01:01:56.260 You look healthy.

01:01:57.460 Thank you.

01:01:58.060 I gotta fix my teeth, though.

01:01:59.900 When I...

01:02:00.320 Let me see.

01:02:00.860 What's wrong with them?

01:02:01.640 Bro, they're parting.

01:02:03.400 It's my veneers.

01:02:03.920 Look, look.

01:02:04.280 You're gonna see cracks.

01:02:04.960 Look.

01:02:05.220 Oh, I can get...

01:02:05.940 I can have them done for free

01:02:07.080 in California.

01:02:07.600 Let me see it for an hour.

01:02:08.220 Look, see?

01:02:09.280 There's, like, holes in them now.

01:02:10.200 Not holes, but it's cracks.

01:02:11.180 It's because you got them done

01:02:12.240 before you were done growing.

01:02:13.620 Yeah.

01:02:14.100 No, not just that.

01:02:14.820 It's because when Rug chipped my tooth,

01:02:16.240 they all shifted.

01:02:17.900 Oh, did he?

01:02:18.480 Yeah, I gotta figure out 1.00

01:02:19.360 how to fix that shit. 0.99

01:02:20.560 Or it could have been 1.00

01:02:21.020 from the lean rotting.

01:02:22.280 My teeth.

01:02:23.180 You didn't drink it.

01:02:24.140 You didn't drink it for long enough.

01:02:25.500 No, I was...

01:02:26.240 But every time I would take a sip,

01:02:27.080 I would go...

01:02:27.960 You scargled with lean?

01:02:29.420 I would swish it.

01:02:30.080 I love the teeth.

01:02:30.660 Bro, can you talk to me

01:02:31.540 about that for a second? 0.98

01:02:32.220 Like, how the fuck did that happen? 0.99

01:02:33.380 And how the fuck 0.99

01:02:33.940 did you inject hair 1.00

01:02:34.660 with heroin in your arm?

01:02:35.220 I didn't, bro.

01:02:36.020 I did one time.

01:02:36.980 No.

01:02:37.160 And then I sniffed it

01:02:37.720 the rest of the time.

01:02:38.520 You snore heroin? 1.00

01:02:39.640 Yeah, a pedo. 1.00

01:02:40.440 No way. 0.94

01:02:41.120 Yeah.

01:02:41.800 You did not...

01:02:42.280 No, he injected it.

01:02:42.720 Why don't you try reading

01:02:43.340 the fifth vitals once, bro?

01:02:44.920 You know what's funny you say that?

01:02:46.120 Actually, if you read that,

01:02:47.180 it would help you.

01:02:47.580 Wait, what's the fifth vital?

01:02:48.460 No, he only mainlined it one time.

01:02:50.240 What's the fifth vital?

01:02:51.640 The fifth vital?

01:02:52.500 Yeah.

01:02:54.220 What is that?

01:02:55.880 What?

01:02:56.820 Bro, what's he talking about?

01:02:57.900 It's a stalking stalker.

01:02:58.740 It's your book, right? 0.99

01:02:59.740 Bro, what the fuck is a vital? 0.99

01:03:01.920 It sounds like a VTOL. 1.00

01:03:03.800 A fucking weapon you get. 1.00

01:03:05.080 A kill streak, man. 1.00

01:03:05.980 A kill streak.

01:03:06.560 All right, I'm gonna be honest.

01:03:07.320 You never read it?

01:03:08.000 Listen, I'm gonna be honest.

01:03:08.480 It was Big Rich's favorite book.

01:03:10.740 It was his father's favorite book.

01:03:12.180 I signed it for him.

01:03:13.580 And I think...

01:03:13.980 My dad loved it.

01:03:15.180 Nobody liked Mike.

01:03:16.480 Dude, the blanket with the T-shirt.

01:03:18.480 How cute was that?

01:03:19.340 Amazing.

01:03:20.200 So sick.

01:03:21.620 He was awesome, bro. 0.99

01:03:22.780 He was a fucking awesome dude. 0.97

01:03:23.960 That's why I went out. 0.98

01:03:25.180 Bro, you gotta understand. 1.00

01:03:26.460 There's a lot of real shit 0.99

01:03:27.840 that happens beyond the scenes. 0.99

01:03:29.520 I don't know if you guys can tell.

01:03:30.240 I don't read books at all. 0.99

01:03:31.480 Why don't you fucking read? 0.99

01:03:33.940 My chat, do y'all read? 1.00

01:03:35.220 They don't read either.

01:03:36.120 They don't.

01:03:36.660 Watch.

01:03:37.860 I'm not the only one.

01:03:38.500 Watch.

01:03:39.100 Do y'all read?

01:03:41.620 They don't either, bro.

01:03:42.940 Okay, ready?

01:03:43.640 They don't.

01:03:45.980 If I was in jail, maybe I'd read, but...

01:03:48.620 Okay, ready for this?

01:03:49.720 Who are you calling?

01:03:52.280 Ready for this?

01:03:53.140 Come to the warehouse.

01:03:53.920 Chapter one.

01:03:56.200 You're here?

01:03:56.640 2005.

01:04:00.100 U.S. opioid deaths.

01:04:01.960 14,900.

01:04:03.940 Look, you can just listen to it, bro. 0.99

01:04:06.240 It's me fucking reading. 0.99

01:04:08.100 You better not be getting blood 0.99

01:04:09.220 all over the place again.

01:04:11.020 Nicky smashed his fist

01:04:12.300 against the locked bathroom.

01:04:13.380 You can just listen to it.

01:04:14.520 Do your ears work.

01:04:15.520 Hold on, who's coming to the warehouse?

01:04:16.720 Just my boy.

01:04:17.540 I think I got plans after this.

01:04:19.220 You're leaving right now?

01:04:20.120 No, not right now.

01:04:21.220 Slow down.

01:04:21.820 Where are you going?

01:04:22.180 What are you doing?

01:04:22.760 I'm going to dinner.

01:04:24.600 It's this girl's birthday.

01:04:26.660 Who's? 1.00

01:04:27.180 Just some fucking girl, man. 1.00

01:04:28.740 Some girl. 1.00

01:04:30.020 What are you guys, the cops?

01:04:31.640 I'm going again.

01:04:32.400 I'm going again.

01:04:33.300 Hey, let's do some TTS.

01:04:35.340 What's that?

01:04:36.020 Text speech.

01:04:37.240 Have no filter, by the way.

01:04:38.980 We love Toxic City.

01:04:41.680 No.

01:04:43.020 I don't care.

01:04:44.380 There's no ifs, ands, or buts.

01:04:45.320 You're doing this.

01:04:46.280 Dude, you do look good, bro.

01:04:48.640 Thank you, brother.

01:04:49.240 Your skin looks nice.

01:04:50.960 That being cleaned you right up. 1.00

01:04:52.100 Oh, bro, you want to know some sick shit, though? 0.99

01:04:53.520 I'm going to show y'all off camera, because I'm going to do my body reveal. 0.99

01:04:55.960 I got laser hair removal.

01:04:58.040 On your back?

01:04:58.480 On my back. 1.00

01:04:59.060 Your shit. 1.00

01:04:59.820 You and your shit. 1.00

01:05:00.660 That's crazy. 1.00

01:05:01.620 No.

01:05:02.020 Listen to me right now. 1.00

01:05:03.460 Bro, look at my shit. 0.99

01:05:04.380 No, but Ricky, I feel you, but no, yours is like mine. 1.00

01:05:07.180 Yeah, mine. 1.00

01:05:07.620 If you get that done with a hairy ass back, it's going to fucking make you break out insane. 0.99

01:05:12.560 Like, bro, my back and chest never had any type of pimples at all, ever. 0.99

01:05:16.680 I got that laser removal.

01:05:18.060 Red.

01:05:18.500 It's red everywhere.

01:05:19.940 Marks.

01:05:20.460 Everything.

01:05:21.020 It hurts.

01:05:21.740 It hurts.

01:05:22.100 Still, they said it'll go away in, like, another week.

01:05:24.220 It's already getting better, but they're saying it's because you're Jewish.

01:05:27.480 Look, why do they say steroids?

01:05:30.200 Because when you take roids, you get more body hair.

01:05:33.300 It's, like, one of the effects of taking roids.

01:05:35.840 No, but I've already naturally been hairy my whole life.

01:05:37.400 I know. 0.98

01:05:37.800 Bro, I remember when you used to have no shirt on back in the fucking day. 0.99

01:05:40.420 It looked like a werewolf. 0.99

01:05:41.240 I know.

01:05:42.000 That took me some time.

01:05:42.900 No, they're saying, look, you're saying steroids cause acne.

01:05:44.940 Is that true?

01:05:45.440 That too, yeah.

01:05:46.440 And that body acne as well.

01:05:47.900 Do you know what, one of the reasons having a girl is nice too?

01:05:50.760 They'll shave your back for you. 0.91

01:05:52.560 My girl shaves my back for you. 1.00

01:05:53.140 Man, there's a lot of good things.

01:05:53.980 I miss having a girl getting cuddled.

01:05:55.560 I miss a head rub. 1.00

01:05:56.400 I miss all that shit, but. 1.00

01:05:57.560 No, how about our girls? 1.00

01:05:58.580 It's so nice.

01:06:00.020 They say the only thing they can do.

01:06:01.680 The one thing you really need to make sure is that your girl tipped $1.

01:06:05.480 Is that your girl doesn't feel like she is sad.

01:06:07.880 That's like a big thing, dude. 1.00

01:06:09.060 Chicks that complain all the time fucking suck. 1.00

01:06:10.480 All rice, you said? 1.00

01:06:13.680 You call rice alcohol.

01:06:16.900 You think I'll answer?

01:06:21.780 Of course you'll answer.

01:06:23.700 Chat, everyone type a hi real quick.

01:06:24.980 I'll refresh the chat.

01:06:25.640 Let me see if it pops up on the top, right?

01:06:29.120 How's it not?

01:06:31.920 Okay, it is good, I guess. 1.00

01:06:37.520 Oh, I got a fucking scumbag. 0.99

01:06:39.560 Rice, it was not answering. 1.00

01:06:41.040 One sec.

01:06:45.420 Oh, you're vape. 0.99

01:06:46.080 I'm sorry.

01:06:48.140 Oh, my God.

01:06:49.800 You just electrocuted banks.

01:06:51.640 Run the TTS real quick.

01:06:52.800 That was funny.

01:06:53.220 That was funny.

01:06:55.640 That was funny.

01:06:56.720 He'll call back.

01:06:58.940 We're in the TTS real quick.

01:07:00.000 Dude, I wish we could do something while you're here, like go to a Lakers game.

01:07:02.680 Apollo tipped $1.

01:07:04.440 Thanks, thanks for making my childhood.

01:07:06.560 Oh, that's nice.

01:07:07.340 That's sweet.

01:07:08.060 That is sweet.

01:07:08.680 It's actually crazy, man.

01:07:10.820 I had real motion.

01:07:11.780 Like, it's really insane.

01:07:14.560 I haven't made a YouTube video, Mike, in guess how long.

01:07:17.320 12.

01:07:17.680 If you had to guess.

01:07:18.240 12 years.

01:07:19.340 At least four years.

01:07:20.860 It's like six, seven.

01:07:22.000 That's insane.

01:07:22.980 You know how many times you told me you had to come back? 1.00

01:07:24.740 Like, now the people that come up to me and approach me, it's like fucking people in their 1.00

01:07:29.360 mid-20s who are like, you made my fucking childhood. 1.00

01:07:32.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:32.980 Like, you're a legend.

01:07:34.120 You made my childhood.

01:07:35.100 So much love.

01:07:36.220 Right.

01:07:36.680 It's cool.

01:07:37.740 No, for sure.

01:07:38.360 Because they're real people.

01:07:39.580 Like, real fans.

01:07:40.300 Yeah, they're real humans.

01:07:40.540 Like, real, like, family.

01:07:41.780 It's dope. 1.00

01:07:42.340 I grew up literally watching you and shit. 1.00

01:07:43.880 That's crazy. 1.00

01:07:44.540 And I remember that picture.

01:07:45.440 I appreciate that comment more than you know.

01:07:47.480 Aw.

01:07:48.080 It makes my whole life worth living.

01:07:51.260 Why don't you just do one video? 1.00

01:07:53.440 Just for the fucker. 1.00

01:07:54.140 Just one. 1.00

01:07:55.160 What would be the point of that?

01:07:56.000 I don't know.

01:07:56.480 Just like, it's a fun comeback.

01:07:59.120 Demi gives $1. 1.00

01:08:00.920 Smile if you fuck Jaylene. 1.00

01:08:02.500 Who's Jaylene? 1.00

01:08:03.380 I don't even know who that is.

01:08:04.600 They're so weird.

01:08:05.320 No, this is one girl. 1.00

01:08:06.420 I didn't fuck her, though. 1.00

01:08:07.120 You would fuck her. 1.00

01:08:08.500 Her name has Lean in it. 1.00

01:08:11.220 That was funny.

01:08:12.240 Let's do that, bro.

01:08:13.560 Who is that person speaking?

01:08:14.800 Naomi has tipped $1. 1.00

01:08:16.820 Mike, would you lick my butthole? 1.00

01:08:19.440 That's my sister. 1.00

01:08:21.060 No, it's not.

01:08:21.860 They said that's under her name Naomi.

01:08:23.600 Oh, how's your sister doing?

01:08:24.840 She's good.

01:08:25.620 She wants to be a real estate agent. 1.00

01:08:27.220 Really?

01:08:27.680 I thought she was...

01:08:29.580 Yeah, she was, bro.

01:08:31.220 So what happened?

01:08:32.040 I told her quit. 1.00

01:08:32.820 Bro, is it crazy?

01:08:33.300 Every girl that comes in contact with you starts to OF after you. 0.97

01:08:35.680 Crazy. 0.94

01:08:36.220 It's a curse. 0.85

01:08:36.520 Makes sense, right? 1.00

01:08:37.120 It just goes to show everyone's got a fucking angle, bro. 0.99

01:08:40.000 Even my sister. 1.00

01:08:40.520 Not saying your sister does.

01:08:41.340 No, I forgive her.

01:08:42.040 She's cool.

01:08:42.420 Wait, who's the dude... 0.99

01:08:43.360 I'm just saying everybody has a fucking angle. 1.00

01:08:45.400 Who's that dude whose aunt fucking does... 1.00

01:08:47.700 That's Kavi. 0.99

01:08:49.100 Kavi.

01:08:49.840 What's going on with him?

01:08:50.640 I saw he was in a battle with a gang member or something.

01:08:53.200 No, not a real gang member.

01:08:54.300 They're just streamers.

01:08:54.860 Streamer Jamba and streamer B.

01:08:55.780 Oh, it's a streamer?

01:08:56.760 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:57.080 Yeah, but he put out a disc tape that was talking about putting choppers on his head and shit. 0.98

01:09:00.380 Yeah, man. 0.99

01:09:00.720 It's just trolling.

01:09:01.380 Hey, Max.

01:09:02.420 Yeah, Max.

01:09:04.080 Exposed tipped $1.

01:09:05.800 All people in this room have banged Corinna. 0.60

01:09:08.140 Hold on. 1.00

01:09:08.620 Did you fuck Corinna? 1.00

01:09:09.540 Never. 1.00

01:09:09.880 Did you?

01:09:10.320 Nope.

01:09:11.260 There's no way I'm the only... 0.98

01:09:12.560 Hold the fuck up. 0.98

01:09:13.340 I'm good, bro. 1.00

01:09:13.840 You didn't fuck... 0.99

01:09:14.380 Why did you... 1.00

01:09:15.180 Why?

01:09:15.980 Sam Williams tipped $1.

01:09:18.000 I don't read books either.

01:09:19.540 The only book I've ever read was The Fifth Vital and it was amazing.

01:09:23.680 Aiden definitely read it.

01:09:25.880 Oh, definitely.

01:09:26.400 Read it.

01:09:26.700 I will one day.

01:09:27.420 One day.

01:09:27.760 Thank you, bro.

01:09:28.240 I appreciate that.

01:09:29.120 One day, Fiverr.

01:09:29.600 I have one of the highest rated books on Amazon and on Audible, bro.

01:09:34.360 That's fine.

01:09:34.600 That's the greatest work I'll ever do in my life.

01:09:36.900 Your book?

01:09:37.620 Yeah, 100%.

01:09:38.480 That's a weird thing in life knowing that you'll never...

01:09:40.980 I hate to say that, but probably will never do anything better than that. 0.98

01:09:43.480 Like, that's the best shit I've ever done in my life. 0.99

01:09:45.780 So many people have come up to me crying their fucking eyes out. 0.99

01:09:47.720 Because your book? 0.99

01:09:48.360 Because my book is 100%. 1.00

01:09:50.160 Your dad fucking read it, bro. 1.00

01:09:52.060 It's insane. 1.00

01:09:57.040 Somebody said Mein Kampf was a better book.

01:09:59.860 And you read it.

01:10:00.740 Like, look at you, bro.

01:10:02.100 So funny.

01:10:03.320 You killed your chats.

01:10:05.020 I saw your chats hilarious and just...

01:10:07.140 And they're saying true. 0.94

01:10:08.720 Facts.

01:10:10.040 Me tipped $1.

01:10:10.980 Mike, my mother went through addiction my entire childhood,

01:10:14.900 and your book was an amazing read, brother.

01:10:17.460 So proud of you.

01:10:18.600 Thank you, bro.

01:10:19.420 Thank you. 0.98

01:10:19.700 Damn, it must be that good, huh? 0.98

01:10:21.500 I mean, it sold hundreds of thousands of copies. 0.98

01:10:23.000 I don't know anybody else that has a book that sold that many copies.

01:10:26.440 On our side, on the creator side.

01:10:28.160 No, definitely not.

01:10:28.840 There's nobody there.

01:10:29.480 Definitely not.

01:10:29.800 It was a bestseller.

01:10:31.640 It's nuts, bro.

01:10:32.480 You've made a real impact on people's lives.

01:10:34.160 It's pretty amazing.

01:10:35.900 It kind of trips me out.

01:10:37.260 Most people make money and then try to climb the second mountain and make impact,

01:10:40.020 and I'm going the other way.

01:10:40.980 Because I don't want to make money.

01:10:42.680 That's really all I want to do with the rest of my life.

01:10:44.860 It's the best feeling in the world.

01:10:46.140 It is.

01:10:46.500 Like, when I see someone, can actually, like, talk to them and, like, make a difference in their day or their life.

01:10:50.100 Damien tipped $1.

01:10:51.860 Rice is at Disney right now with Elle.

01:10:54.080 Also, Banks, I love you.

01:10:55.620 You're my idol.

01:10:56.700 I aspire to live your aesthetic.

01:11:00.240 Your aesthetic is fun.

01:11:01.880 That's crazy.

01:11:02.760 My brother.

01:11:03.140 Hey, chat, do, you know, do I have the aesthetic, too?

01:11:09.020 Yo, just out of curiosity, do I get to keep the $2 that they paid to save us?

01:11:12.940 This was fun?

01:11:14.100 Yes.

01:11:15.560 He has filled Naomi tipped $1. 1.00

01:11:18.240 Aiden, you stink, dirty jewelry. 1.00

01:11:19.880 He's cheap as fuck. 1.00

01:11:20.560 He needs it. 1.00

01:11:21.220 You know he's cheap as fuck. 1.00

01:11:22.200 That was my favorite one. 0.99

01:11:23.100 Wait, I heard about what happened to your house.

01:11:25.760 Yeah, no, my parents came.

01:11:27.300 No, but you know you got her benefiting.

01:11:28.940 Yeah, that's fire.

01:11:29.420 Yeah, she was fire, bro.

01:11:30.540 It was really nice. 1.00

01:11:31.280 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:11:32.020 It is nice, dude. 1.00

01:11:34.240 It's sick.

01:11:35.100 Wait till you see it in person, bro. 1.00

01:11:36.560 You're out of your fucking treats on. 1.00

01:11:38.560 I fucking love you guys. 1.00

01:11:40.480 Ugh. 1.00

01:11:41.660 Nah.

01:11:41.900 Can we, like, once a year do, like, a crazy retreat?

01:11:44.640 Yes.

01:11:45.240 A hundred percent.

01:11:45.620 We just go somewhere for, like, a weekend?

01:11:47.620 A camping trip.

01:11:48.600 Just something.

01:11:49.200 Snowboarding.

01:11:49.820 No content. 1.00

01:11:50.780 None of that bullshit. 1.00

01:11:51.540 Just, like, go somewhere. 1.00

01:11:52.740 And rice.

01:11:53.920 Why can't we?

01:11:55.200 Oh, thank you, bro.

01:11:56.180 Appreciate that.

01:11:56.700 What'd you order?

01:11:58.420 Vossanova.

01:12:00.740 Bro, of course we could do that.

01:12:02.060 But the only thing is, like, me and him are always just weird, bro.

01:12:05.500 This is all life. 1.00

01:12:06.400 You fucking idiot. 1.00

01:12:06.540 Kanye West tip $1. 1.00

01:12:08.500 Mike, what do you think about Jake going on George's show?

01:12:11.100 Oh, yeah, I saw that.

01:12:12.780 I mean, it's great.

01:12:15.660 It'll be interesting to see what, I mean, I'm sure it'll be a great show, dude.

01:12:20.540 I don't know what to say about that.

01:12:22.920 I love Jake.

01:12:23.760 Oh, God.

01:12:24.140 Jake is.

01:12:24.600 No, Jake's mom and Ali, bro.

01:12:26.940 I love Jake.

01:12:28.240 Jake tipped $1.

01:12:29.940 Banks, thank you for blessing our generation with the dope phase videos.

01:12:33.700 Grew up on you.

01:12:35.280 Mike, love the night shift, man.

01:12:37.520 I look forward to the burger reviews every week.

01:12:40.140 Thank you.

01:12:40.580 1010 Burger, coming soon.

01:12:43.540 Fans tipped $3.

01:12:45.360 Hey, Aiden Man, you the best.

01:12:47.180 Love you, buddy.

01:12:48.280 And Banks.

01:12:49.160 Grew up watching our NY videos.

01:12:50.980 Thank you.

01:12:51.300 You have come so far and it's amazing.

01:12:53.180 Why would you open up your first.

01:12:54.180 Colon closing parenthesis. 0.82

01:12:55.340 Why would you open up your first burger spot in a Saudi Arabian?

01:12:57.520 Like, why not here?

01:12:59.100 Because they move fast.

01:13:00.620 Oh, they move quick. 0.99

01:13:01.520 They get shit done and they have money and they have infrastructure and they know how to get shit done. 0.99

01:13:04.840 Smells so good. 0.99

01:13:05.560 Oh, my.

01:13:05.900 You want some?

01:13:06.300 Nah, it's okay. 1.00

01:13:06.920 This shit's about to be fun again, bro. 0.99

01:13:08.820 I'm looking forward to it. 1.00

01:13:10.300 Yeah.

01:13:10.760 I know. 1.00

01:13:11.080 I saw some shit. 1.00

01:13:11.600 I heard some shit, bro. 1.00

01:13:12.460 I'm really looking forward to it, bro. 1.00

01:13:13.960 Phase?

01:13:14.480 Yeah.

01:13:15.620 Why don't you guys get involved in 10 times?

01:13:16.880 I'm the best burger in the world. 0.98

01:13:18.300 I'm not fucking kidding, bro. 0.98

01:13:19.580 Can I try it? 0.98

01:13:19.960 I'll be the judge of that.

01:13:21.500 Yeah, me too.

01:13:22.020 I'll be honest.

01:13:22.800 Well, you know who's going to eat it before you guys?

01:13:24.600 Who?

01:13:25.580 Sneeko and Neon.

01:13:28.560 Just throw that out there. 0.96

01:13:29.480 I haven't eaten a cheeseburger in six months.

01:13:30.500 Because that has something to do with what I'm doing.

01:13:31.840 I haven't eaten a cheeseburger in six months.

01:13:33.900 And you know.

01:13:34.820 I can't even eat cheeseburger.

01:13:35.660 What's my favorite food?

01:13:36.160 What is my favorite thing?

01:13:37.240 Burgers? 1.00

01:13:37.920 I haven't eaten a burger either.

01:13:39.080 I can't do it.

01:13:39.440 I haven't eaten a cheeseburger in six months.

01:13:41.440 I'll gladly break it for you.

01:13:43.900 And I'll let you know.

01:13:44.180 I'm good, bro.

01:13:44.740 What do you want to try tomorrow?

01:13:46.960 Balzac tipped $1. 1.00

01:13:48.700 When are you three going to fuck? 1.00

01:13:50.320 You know what we want to see. 1.00

01:13:51.900 Me and Mike have come close. 0.93

01:13:53.840 Actually, me and Mike's dicks have been out in the same room at the same time. 0.96

01:13:57.300 Guys, it's not L Mike. 0.97

01:13:58.540 It's not L Mike.

01:13:59.080 He does all cheese.

01:14:00.240 He's got to do two.

01:14:00.560 Hey, it's me, Demi.

01:14:01.500 I am here at LABNB.

01:14:03.120 Why are they saying L Mike?

01:14:04.260 Because I saw what's going to...

01:14:05.660 Neon and Sneeko.

01:14:06.720 Well, no, because...

01:14:08.120 I'm good, bro.

01:14:08.720 Bro, I like to...

01:14:10.340 I like to...

01:14:11.080 Pitch Dan by her eyes.

01:14:12.360 Pitch Dan by her eyes.

01:14:13.660 Thanks.

01:14:13.980 If you made another video, it would be a cool way to catch him with all your fans sold

01:14:18.680 in you.

01:14:18.820 Sneeko, okay. 0.67

01:14:19.840 Everyone would love to see you.

01:14:21.220 Here's my take on Sneeko, and I realize it now who he is.

01:14:24.740 He is a good guy.

01:14:26.160 I think he means well, but when it comes to the internet and when it comes to...

01:14:32.140 He kind of does too much for the internet sometimes for him, if that makes sense.

01:14:35.600 Let me say this real quick. 0.99

01:14:36.580 On some clout shit. 0.99

01:14:37.220 Yo, how many people... 0.99

01:14:38.300 Hold on.

01:14:38.500 Let me say this.

01:14:39.240 But I feel that.

01:14:40.220 No, no.

01:14:41.000 No, but I've been there too.

01:14:42.400 Yeah.

01:14:42.520 How many people have come on the scene?

01:14:44.260 Done what they needed to do to get an audience?

01:14:46.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:47.140 Crazy shit? 1.00

01:14:47.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:48.280 Date a fucking... 1.00

01:14:49.200 That's not why I dated her, but maybe that's what my content was. 1.00

01:14:51.560 Whoa.

01:14:52.240 So you dated her just to get to the top?

01:14:53.700 No, but you know what I'm saying.

01:14:54.500 I mean, I know.

01:14:55.020 I feel like...

01:14:55.300 Hold on.

01:14:55.880 Let me just say this. 1.00

01:14:56.400 But like people do shit. 1.00

01:14:57.480 People do shit to like get fucking an audience. 1.00

01:15:00.860 Then they start to refine their content. 1.00

01:15:02.020 That's what I do with Corinna.

01:15:02.740 Let me use a great example for a second.

01:15:03.940 I feel like he's going to start to refine his content.

01:15:06.000 Yo, I'm going to be honest with you, not to like say it this way, but even look at Tate.

01:15:09.980 Tate was a very different man a year and a half ago than he is right now.

01:15:13.380 True. 0.99

01:15:13.680 He said a lot of shit that was crazy so that people would have subscribed to him. 1.00

01:15:16.740 Clips. 1.00

01:15:16.760 Yeah.

01:15:16.980 Yeah, Clips.

01:15:17.560 No, there's no better than Tate.

01:15:20.080 Then look at him now. 1.00

01:15:21.020 Now he's just saying a lot of self-help shit. 1.00

01:15:22.940 He's helping boys like he's doing the right shit. 0.99

01:15:24.880 I'll do you one better. 0.95

01:15:26.140 You made a comment about how the fact that you love Jake Paul earlier in this stream.

01:15:30.980 If you had met Jake at the beginning of his YouTube at the beginning.

01:15:34.520 I would not like him.

01:15:35.740 You would have most likely hated him.

01:15:38.200 If you guys had any sort of business together or did anything together, there's probably a good chance you guys would have had some sort of falling out.

01:15:45.640 Right?

01:15:45.860 And he is a totally different person than he was then as he is today.

01:15:50.940 He's retained all the best parts.

01:15:52.680 He's always been a really hard-looking guy, determined guy.

01:15:56.020 And now he's a-

01:15:56.440 Aiden Slade.

01:15:57.160 Hold up, bro.

01:15:58.340 Come on, bro.

01:15:58.980 Come on, bro.

01:15:59.780 Did you ever think Aiden was ever going to be in the position he is in right now?

01:16:03.340 Be honest.

01:16:04.540 Me?

01:16:04.920 Yeah.

01:16:06.640 100%.

01:16:07.040 He knew for sure.

01:16:07.800 Now you were doing it for a long time.

01:16:08.360 He knew for sure.

01:16:09.460 I wasn't as tapped in as Banks was.

01:16:12.180 But then when I saw him and really got a chance to see him, I knew he was talented. 1.00

01:16:15.860 He was fucked, bro. 0.99

01:16:16.520 The second I saw this kid, honestly, the second we talked on the phone is when it really solidified it for me. 1.00

01:16:21.240 Like, this is no, this is no, like, phase or, like, not phase, like, but, like, he is the real fucking deal. 0.96

01:16:27.760 He's funny. 0.96

01:16:28.180 He's entertaining.

01:16:28.840 He knows what to talk about.

01:16:29.900 He makes funny jokes.

01:16:31.040 And he knows how to pull people together and network. 0.99

01:16:32.960 And, like, yo, Aiden's the real fucking deal, bro. 0.94

01:16:34.860 Thanks, guys. 1.00

01:16:35.320 He's the actual, the actual king of this whole shit. 1.00

01:16:38.420 Him and, in my eyes, him and Kai are the kings of this whole shit, bro. 1.00

01:16:42.000 Oh, and speed. 1.00

01:16:42.560 You, you're the person.

01:16:43.740 You're such a unique catalyst to bring in, like, people from traditional, like, mainstream culture that appeals to, like, your community and vice versa.

01:16:51.720 And, like, tie that knot.

01:16:52.980 Because you're just you.

01:16:54.100 Like, it's, you know what I mean?

01:16:55.020 It's, like, it's ironic to the point where, like, it makes, I don't know.

01:16:59.200 It just makes perfect sense.

01:17:00.220 Yeah, not true.

01:17:01.040 What you do in the role that you fill on the internet, it makes perfect sense.

01:17:03.900 Oh, yeah.

01:17:04.320 Shout out, shout out.

01:17:04.700 And it's something that not everybody else can do.

01:17:06.420 No, for sure.

01:17:07.180 XQC, XQC.

01:17:08.220 But, but, yo, you put, you put speed on. 1.00

01:17:11.200 Like, hey, when y'all say this shit, bro. 1.00

01:17:13.020 No, but I'm, bro, when speed. 1.00

01:17:15.620 You definitely played a role.

01:17:16.640 Let me say this.

01:17:17.220 There's nothing wrong.

01:17:17.580 No, I'm not saying it like that.

01:17:19.040 There's nothing wrong.

01:17:19.480 Let me say it like this.

01:17:20.720 I remember when you brought speed to the house.

01:17:22.780 He was, like, what?

01:17:23.380 Was he 6, 7, 16, 17?

01:17:25.560 16, yeah. 0.99

01:17:26.320 And I was, like, bro, no fucking way, bro. 0.99

01:17:28.960 He's not fucking coming in the house because he's too young. 0.99

01:17:31.580 What did I say? 0.99

01:17:33.040 Bring him.

01:17:33.640 Yeah, you did. 0.99

01:17:34.140 Yeah, of course, because I was always the voice of reason that was trying to make sure we didn't all get fucked somehow. 0.97

01:17:39.180 But I had no idea. 0.98

01:17:40.960 And then, obviously, like, you worked with him, probably worked through some shit with him. 0.92

01:17:44.440 He's got the talent. 0.97

01:17:45.280 But then that night Taylor was worried about Woff killing himself. 1.00

01:17:48.520 You said, fuck it. 1.00

01:17:49.120 Let him kill himself. 1.00

01:17:49.840 I talked to Speed's mom every day in the house just to make sure she knew that, like, her son wasn't good hands and shit, you know? 1.00

01:17:55.900 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0.98

01:17:56.640 So, like, I was, obviously, like, I knew that was the move.

01:17:58.940 I knew it was the play. 1.00

01:17:59.340 You fucked with it. 0.99

01:17:59.840 Rice actually was the one who actually. 1.00

01:18:01.620 Yeah. 0.98

01:18:02.500 I fucking miss him. 0.98

01:18:03.720 I mean, too. 1.00

01:18:04.220 I need to get back in the fucking lab. 1.00

01:18:05.580 He pulled the trigger on Speed. 1.00

01:18:06.800 I need to get back in the lab with that fool, bro. 1.00

01:18:08.480 Because that. 0.99

01:18:09.140 Me plus Rice is just.

01:18:10.840 Yeah, it's magic. 0.62

01:18:12.140 Because, bro, Rice, when Speed and I first met, it was so fucking awkward and weird.

01:18:17.440 But he told me the day after.

01:18:18.180 He was like, yo, bro.

01:18:18.640 The day after, we were so tight like this.

01:18:20.600 But it's because he's like, yo.

01:18:21.260 I was like, Aiden, you're the only person I ever got starstruck ever, like, in my life.

01:18:24.960 Like, you're the only person who's ever starstruck me. 0.99

01:18:26.440 When I met you, I was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:18:27.600 Isn't that crazy? 1.00

01:18:28.280 He said, you picked up my Lamborghini, and I was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:18:31.740 He felt so starstruck with me. 0.99

01:18:33.000 He said, I'm the only person.

01:18:33.780 Probably Ronaldo.

01:18:34.440 They said, ew, because I spit in the cup. 1.00

01:18:35.900 Suck my fucking dick. 1.00

01:18:37.340 Which cup did you spit? 1.00

01:18:38.060 Not this one, right?

01:18:38.560 Not this one, not this one.

01:18:39.460 But, um.

01:18:40.400 You didn't spit in the lean, right?

01:18:42.580 Nah, it's not lean.

01:18:44.020 Is there alcohol on that?

01:18:45.220 No, it's just the energy drink.

01:18:48.600 I don't drink.

01:18:49.340 Yo, it's from fire. 0.99

01:18:50.240 Where did fucking Todd get this drink? 0.99

01:18:52.580 Todd, can I have a plate, too? 0.99

01:18:53.740 It's right here.

01:18:54.660 It's in here.

01:18:55.360 You want to be one, too?

01:18:56.060 Yeah, it's so good, bro.

01:18:57.560 I'll eat it later. 1.00

01:19:01.980 What the fuck? 1.00

01:19:02.700 Was that weird? 1.00

01:19:05.020 But going back to that, I agree.

01:19:06.280 I think people that do.

01:19:08.020 Andy tipped one dollar.

01:19:11.440 Banks, do you still in?

01:19:13.640 He's going to say, do you still like Call of Duty?

01:19:15.620 Nah, I don't play video games.

01:19:16.340 Game's horrible now.

01:19:17.220 Yeah.

01:19:17.680 Cod is horrible. 0.99

01:19:18.360 You now get banned if you talk shit in game chat. 1.00

01:19:20.380 It's crazy. 0.99

01:19:21.060 The homeless man's here.

01:19:24.020 Hold on, hold on like five minutes.

01:19:25.500 All right.

01:19:25.900 Yeah, I have a homeless guy.

01:19:26.720 That's perfect.

01:19:27.320 Perfect.

01:19:27.440 Wait, can we, we can't be involved in this?

01:19:29.140 No.

01:19:29.260 Yeah, you are.

01:19:29.840 You are. 1.00

01:19:31.480 So, check this shit out. 1.00

01:19:32.320 He took my spot. 1.00

01:19:33.300 No, you're not. 0.99

01:19:33.980 I got shit to do. 0.99

01:19:35.220 Right now? 0.99

01:19:36.240 How many more?

01:19:36.840 Ten minutes?

01:19:37.200 But I'm going to, I'm going to be bouncing back and forth from Miami.

01:19:40.360 You're going to be coming over here.

01:19:41.260 True.

01:19:41.600 Oh man, we're not going to see you again for ten years. 1.00

01:19:43.500 You're fucking retarded. 1.00

01:19:45.900 All right, hold up. 1.00

01:19:46.380 Yo.

01:19:46.940 Just real quick.

01:19:47.720 Have him come in here.

01:19:50.900 Is there a real homeless guy?

01:19:52.260 Yes.

01:19:52.660 Two minutes.

01:19:53.140 Yo.

01:19:53.380 Yo. 1.00

01:19:53.480 You're so fucking retarded, bro. 1.00

01:20:01.920 Goddamn retards, chat. 1.00

01:20:04.160 Such a good word. 1.00

01:20:05.420 Retard? 0.99

01:20:05.880 Such a good word.

01:20:06.780 I love it.

01:20:07.280 Oh. 0.94

01:20:07.980 Did you say retard? 0.95

01:20:09.600 Yeah, I don't say it on the stream usually. 0.99

01:20:13.140 Retard. 1.00

01:20:13.620 Dude, we're all stressed.

01:20:14.620 He used to get when he used to stream.

01:20:15.780 Yes.

01:20:16.660 Do you remember that?

01:20:17.480 Like, streamed every day. 1.00

01:20:18.300 I have a fucking condition, bro. 1.00

01:20:20.560 Why are you so scared? 1.00

01:20:21.400 I can say whatever the fuck I want. 0.99

01:20:22.200 No, I'm not scared. 0.99

01:20:23.140 I'm scared the same way I'm scared to go eat bananas at the stream.

01:20:26.240 I just, I got to have a condition, bro.

01:20:28.000 I'm sweaty.

01:20:28.640 I did too much crack, bro.

01:20:30.100 I ruined my, fried my brain with drugs, bro.

01:20:33.500 Every day to me feels like something bad's going to happen.

01:20:35.960 All right, say the N-word.

01:20:37.980 Ninja.

01:20:39.580 I wouldn't say that.

01:20:40.740 Call Fousey. 0.99

01:20:42.700 Get a Fousey.

01:20:43.660 Where is Fousey?

01:20:45.040 I don't know.

01:20:45.320 I wish Fousey and Vitaly were both. 0.99

01:20:47.260 This is the issue with being, like, bipolar and manic, and I'm not talking shit. 0.99

01:20:54.180 It's just you get these bursts of, like, insane energy, and then you fucking fry out and peter out. 0.98

01:21:00.600 It's a real thing. 0.53

01:21:01.920 So, like, when you see it, that's why he's got, like, this superpower.

01:21:04.800 It's low-key, like, a superpower. 0.99

01:21:06.040 Like, he'll come out the cut and fucking take over the internet for fucking a month. 0.98

01:21:09.420 Yo, what Fousey did was one of the most entertaining. 0.99

01:21:11.660 Entertaining as fuck. 0.99

01:21:12.760 No, for sure. 0.99

01:21:13.540 More single content I've ever seen. 1.00

01:21:14.480 He was born to do this shit. 1.00

01:21:15.560 It just, it sucks, because, like, it'd be cool to, it'd be nice to see him find, like, a sustainable, like, balance and be able to, like, sustain. 1.00

01:21:24.700 It ain't IRL, for a fact.

01:21:27.220 Yeah, it's just not sustainable. 0.96

01:21:28.160 IRL's just too fucking crazy and toxic, bro. 0.98

01:21:31.640 It's nuts. 1.00

01:21:32.460 Like, yo, like, real talk, like, I'm just curious how long it's going to be until some shit happens, bro. 0.99

01:21:37.540 In IRL? 0.98

01:21:38.200 I see that, too. 1.00

01:21:38.860 It's really crazy shit. 0.99

01:21:39.900 Chad, what do you guys think is going to happen? 1.00

01:21:41.140 Something's going to happen. 0.98

01:21:41.600 Do you guys think some crazy IRL shit's going to happen? 0.99

01:21:43.320 It's going to happen, bro, because the world is crazy itself, and I don't see it. 1.00

01:21:46.780 Like, bro, there's only so many times IRL streamers can walk up to people on the street and, like, try to kiss them or try to take their girl or ask them some fucked up shit. 0.99

01:21:54.800 Like, bro, like, you would not make it doing that shit in LA for that long. 1.00

01:21:59.540 I don't know where all these people are doing that shit. 1.00

01:22:01.600 Like, are they doing it in, like, fucking Nashville or some shit? 1.00

01:22:03.700 Because if you did that shit here or even worse in New York, you would never make it in fucking New York. 1.00

01:22:08.740 Nah, it's true. 1.00

01:22:09.520 It's true.

01:22:09.980 It's true.

01:22:11.040 Yeah, man.

01:22:11.620 I'm going to be honest.

01:22:12.580 Like, it's just wild, bro. 0.97

01:22:15.240 It's just super fucking wild. 0.99

01:22:16.800 Like, this IRL shit, the shit you see now is scripted, but, like, you know what I'm saying, Chad? 1.00

01:22:21.080 It's going to happen, bro. 1.00

01:22:22.660 Like, something bad's going to happen.

01:22:23.780 I just hope it's not too crazy.

01:22:25.100 What do you think about Jack Doherty?

01:22:26.720 Oh, wait.

01:22:27.160 He was totally listening to us. 0.99

01:22:28.580 Bro, it's actually crazy for me because I see all this shit on Twitter, and it always, like, gets served to me. 0.97

01:22:32.980 And he was just saying, like, I don't need to be friends with Aiden Ross, blah, blah, blah. 0.97

01:22:36.380 We don't need to.

01:22:37.000 Do you even care about any of this?

01:22:38.680 Nah.

01:22:39.160 That's what I'm saying.

01:22:40.200 That kid's insufferable, man.

01:22:42.900 Honestly, it's sad because, like, that kid, that kid at some point is going to look back on this era and just be embarrassed about it.

01:22:52.100 I tweeted him about it.

01:22:53.280 I tweeted him. 0.99

01:22:54.000 I said, bro, like, these years, you're going to look back and just be so absolutely traumatized by the shit that you're doing. 0.99

01:23:00.920 You said that? 0.99

01:23:01.200 Yeah.

01:23:01.460 Yeah, that's exactly how I feel about it.

01:23:02.480 Like, like, and no hate, bro.

01:23:04.960 Like, he was, bro, he was on the show.

01:23:06.340 Nah, get it how you live.

01:23:07.360 He was on Impulsive at, like, 16 or 15 or something like that, dressed with, like, a bow tie on. 0.99

01:23:12.280 He was this little kid and, like, was super polite and shit. 0.96

01:23:15.220 And now he's just, like, it's like, bro, where does it end? 0.98

01:23:18.580 When do you stop doing it?

01:23:20.160 Like, where's the line?

01:23:21.120 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:21.520 You got dudes fighting girls in your backyard. 0.99

01:23:24.440 You got, you're trying to fight every person you run into in the street.

01:23:27.580 And it's just going to end.

01:23:28.520 There's no good ending for it, bro.

01:23:30.280 Nah, let him do his thing. 1.00

01:23:31.140 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

01:23:31.840 Anyways. 0.98

01:23:33.160 Because I don't have even that much time.

01:23:34.220 I don't want to waste it on that.

01:23:36.260 I love you, bro.

01:23:37.360 And, like, honestly, you're my big brother for life.

01:23:39.380 And, um...

01:23:39.840 Oh, man. 1.00

01:23:42.680 What the fuck? 1.00

01:23:43.400 And then, um, you know how it is, bro. 0.99

01:23:44.980 And are you guys going to Vegas for the Super Bowl?

01:23:46.680 I think so, yeah.

01:23:48.180 Nice.

01:23:48.480 Who do you guys think is going to win?

01:23:49.440 The 49ers or the E? 0.99

01:23:50.660 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:23:51.740 I really want to see Detroit pull out and do it. 0.99

01:23:54.020 Anybody but the Chiefs, to be honest.

01:23:55.540 Detroit lost. 1.00

01:23:55.600 Dumbass. 1.00

01:23:55.800 I said I wanted to see that. 0.99

01:24:00.140 Anyone but Casey, I'm rooting for Sam Fran.

01:24:02.140 Brock Purdy.

01:24:03.280 One time.

01:24:03.920 You want him to win?

01:24:04.760 Yeah, it's just cool.

01:24:05.600 He got it done this year.

01:24:07.360 It'd be cool to see a young buck like that.

01:24:09.260 Trying to get Brady on, uh, impulsive.

01:24:11.920 For, for, for Super Bowl.

01:24:13.080 It's so annoying.

01:24:13.820 Like, you don't deserve that.

01:24:15.400 Wait, is he going to be able to?

01:24:16.680 I mean, probably. 0.99

01:24:17.480 I mean, dude, LB's got fucking pull, bro. 0.99

01:24:19.560 It's a big show. 0.99

01:24:20.300 Right now, especially.

01:24:21.740 Logan's going to get Brady. 0.81

01:24:23.220 Oh, it's so gross.

01:24:24.480 We're close. 0.82

01:24:24.840 We're talking to his team. 1.00

01:24:25.680 That's fucking insane. 1.00

01:24:27.180 It'll be a sick show. 1.00

01:24:28.180 I'm never surprised.

01:24:29.060 I got to tell you.

01:24:29.620 If you need a fluffer for the episode.

01:24:31.520 You can pop it.

01:24:32.080 I'm never surprised with the guests.

01:24:33.240 I got to tell y'all who I got playing this year. 0.99

01:24:35.560 I got some crazy shit. 0.99

01:24:36.700 I'm not going to lie, bro. 0.99

01:24:37.760 Yeah.

01:24:39.160 21 is great. 0.97

01:24:40.140 21 is going to be fucking magnificent tomorrow. 0.98

01:24:42.580 But I have some crazy. 0.96

01:24:43.760 That's awesome.

01:24:44.240 Where's that, Miami?

01:24:45.000 We're here.

01:24:46.100 We're here.

01:24:46.540 Oh, dope.

01:24:46.980 He's coming here.

01:24:47.640 Dope.

01:24:47.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:48.340 Did you see Kanye go out at the Orlando show?

01:24:51.520 Orlando.

01:24:51.960 Why know Orlando out of all cities?

01:24:53.900 Orlando out of all cities?

01:24:54.940 That was crazy.

01:24:55.780 Who lives in Orlando, Chad?

01:24:57.060 I don't know who the. 0.70

01:24:57.840 Bro, I love.

01:24:58.480 I want to see yay.

01:24:59.320 I want to see yay for sure.

01:25:01.180 It's holy.

01:25:01.540 What happened to that stream?

01:25:03.400 You know what happened. 1.00

01:25:04.160 I fucking. 1.00

01:25:05.460 Yeah, you know. 1.00

01:25:06.360 Yeah.

01:25:07.280 Bro, what do you mean? 0.99

01:25:08.040 I was fucking. 0.99

01:25:09.240 I'm on all those phone calls, bro. 0.99

01:25:11.100 Or I used to be.

01:25:11.820 Now you have Tob, so I don't have to anymore.

01:25:13.860 A next drink will be this year.

01:25:16.220 I'll do a Drake stream this year.

01:25:17.660 100%.

01:25:17.980 He loves you, bro.

01:25:19.320 Every time you have a girl on, he tries to get at them, bro.

01:25:22.340 Nah, Drake's the best, though.

01:25:24.080 Remember when you and I were talking about it?

01:25:25.240 He's the best.

01:25:25.800 He's the least fried famous person ever.

01:25:28.380 It's insane.

01:25:29.040 Yeah, he's actually a really good guy.

01:25:31.320 To be that famous for that long, that rich.

01:25:33.460 Right.

01:25:33.680 It just fries you out.

01:25:35.840 It's really not a normal way to live life, a normal way to exist.

01:25:40.020 And to be able to keep both feet on the ground and be able to sit at a dinner table and have

01:25:44.600 a normal conversation and crack normal humor.

01:25:47.040 And do it semi-sober. 0.99

01:25:49.240 But when we see, when we're out with Wiz and shit, Wiz is high from the second he wakes 0.99

01:25:54.240 up to the second. 0.99

01:25:54.640 Wiz, that's his fried category. 0.99

01:25:56.500 I'm saying, this dude's fucking just a normal dude. 0.99

01:25:58.660 He's locked in. 0.99

01:25:59.180 It's remarkable.

01:25:59.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:00.180 Honestly, it's really impressive.

01:26:01.680 Yeah, nah, it's nuts, bro.

01:26:02.980 He's got a good dude. 1.00

01:26:04.060 He's still got that Canadian shit. 1.00

01:26:05.860 He's a good guy. 1.00

01:26:06.620 He's a great fucking guy. 0.99

01:26:08.100 Oh, Rick Ross told me he's down to come back and buy the car. 1.00

01:26:11.400 Really?

01:26:11.820 Yeah, it was just, we did Impulse with him too yesterday.

01:26:14.860 With Rick Ross?

01:26:15.440 Yeah.

01:26:16.160 He said, I said, did you buy Eden's car? 1.00

01:26:18.120 He was like, nah, because I already got that shit. 0.99

01:26:20.580 And then he said, but it was clean though. 0.99

01:26:22.800 He's like, I might circle back and pick it up.

01:26:24.620 How was that stream?

01:26:26.040 With Rick Ross, so good.

01:26:27.300 He is a great guy.

01:26:28.440 He's cool.

01:26:28.780 Was he talking in third person?

01:26:30.120 Yeah.

01:26:30.440 I'm the king of mine.

01:26:31.600 It's too easy.

01:26:32.460 Did he say that?

01:26:33.100 Yeah, too easy.

01:26:33.980 Yeah, too easy.

01:26:35.040 He's great, bro.

01:26:35.800 Rick Ross is cool.

01:26:37.960 Dude, where's Trainwrex at?

01:26:39.200 I wish we could talk to him, bro.

01:26:40.360 I love Trainwrex.

01:26:41.720 Let me call him real quick.

01:26:42.400 Man, Trainwrex, dude.

01:26:44.280 He's so great.

01:26:46.120 He's such a great guy.

01:26:50.620 I remember back before Kick even existed, bro.

01:26:53.240 He was already going crazy, like straight degeneracy.

01:26:57.980 He loves gambling, bro.

01:27:10.360 What's up, buddy?

01:27:13.960 What's good, guys?

01:27:14.840 How you been, bro?

01:27:16.940 Hanging out watching you three guys.

01:27:18.760 No way, dude.

01:27:20.780 Remember when I leaked that you were going to come in a face?

01:27:23.940 Look at this.

01:27:24.640 Oh, my God.

01:27:25.560 Remember when I leaked that and he got mad?

01:27:28.660 Are you eating poutine right now?

01:27:32.000 Nah, I'm just hanging out.

01:27:33.720 I'm gambling.

01:27:34.480 How you feeling, bro?

01:27:35.460 I haven't seen you in a while.

01:27:37.140 It's been a while, bro.

01:27:37.840 I miss you guys, Banks.

01:27:39.220 Let's run a Scuffed soon. 0.99

01:27:40.680 So down for that.

01:27:42.700 The last story you told in the Scuffed podcast where you told me you couldn't bust a nut and

01:27:47.260 you spit on your back. 0.91

01:27:48.100 Yeah, well, he's still telling the same story.

01:27:50.340 I'm still doing it.

01:27:51.420 I'm still doing it. 1.00

01:27:52.200 No, it's fucked. 1.00

01:27:53.340 I'm just still doing it. 1.00

01:27:55.180 It's fucked. 0.99

01:27:56.640 Hi, Train. 1.00

01:27:57.280 We're getting it under control, though.

01:27:58.520 Good, bro.

01:27:59.020 Train, you working out?

01:27:59.980 How about you, bro?

01:28:01.280 I'm well, bro.

01:28:02.380 Just, you know, working. 0.98

01:28:03.320 Are you working out and shit? 0.99

01:28:04.400 Taking care of yourself? 0.99

01:28:05.980 No, not really.

01:28:06.860 No?

01:28:08.060 Bro, Mike, let me ask you a question, bro.

01:28:10.380 Yes, sir.

01:28:12.360 You have, like, you got, you know, every week you have a new 10 out of 10 by your side.

01:28:21.820 Not anymore, bro.

01:28:23.600 I'm locked in right now.

01:28:25.120 Oh, it's the same one?

01:28:26.180 Just different outfits?

01:28:26.780 Well, I mean, it was, yeah, I mean, it was for a while, but then, you know, Sarah's 0.97

01:28:30.780 fucking stunning, bro. 0.92

01:28:32.160 She's the hottest, dude. 1.00

01:28:33.640 Good for you.

01:28:34.200 And she's a sweetheart.

01:28:35.800 She's, you know, she's, that's my girl, bro.

01:28:38.280 I'm locked in.

01:28:38.880 What about you?

01:28:39.900 Are you?

01:28:40.600 Well, I was going to say, Banks taught you well, huh?

01:28:43.460 Well, yeah.

01:28:44.440 I guess so, yeah.

01:28:45.380 Doesn't like to give me credit.

01:28:46.640 Yeah, I guess I got to give me credit.

01:28:48.280 It's all good.

01:28:49.580 How about Aiden?

01:28:50.340 Aiden, what are you doing, bro?

01:28:52.060 I got no girls. 0.82

01:28:53.160 I got no hoes. 1.00

01:28:53.880 I got nothing. 1.00

01:28:54.320 He's got fucking money, though. 1.00

01:28:57.120 He's got so much bread. 1.00

01:28:59.780 Big bread.

01:29:01.260 What's in that cup, Aiden? 1.00

01:29:03.120 Shit. 1.00

01:29:03.680 Pre-workout? 1.00

01:29:04.360 Well, why do you put four cups like that, bro?

01:29:06.280 Citrus does it.

01:29:07.440 Bro, come on.

01:29:08.320 Wait, pre-work? 1.00

01:29:09.200 Bro, that shit was pink. 1.00

01:29:10.240 Wait, what was that? 1.00

01:29:10.720 Show me that.

01:29:11.820 Why is there a challah rancher in it? 1.00

01:29:14.060 Fuck you, too. 1.00

01:29:15.080 What the fuck? 1.00

01:29:15.620 Yo, Train, Train, do you ever come to America? 1.00

01:29:18.180 No, he does not.

01:29:19.200 Bro, why don't you guys come to Vancouver?

01:29:20.840 Come visit me.

01:29:21.100 Wait, wait, Train, Train.

01:29:22.200 I was just there.

01:29:23.340 I was just there.

01:29:24.200 Oh, my God, bro, because I was at Whistler.

01:29:26.780 I went to Whistler.

01:29:28.380 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:29:29.160 And then, yo, you have a couple restaurants in Vancouver that are fucking fire, bro. 0.99

01:29:33.800 There's an Italian spot. 0.97

01:29:35.060 There's an Italian spot that Drake goes to all the time.

01:29:37.520 The best.

01:29:37.880 Chapino's.

01:29:38.560 That place, bro.

01:29:39.520 We went there.

01:29:40.100 It was the best Italian food I've ever had.

01:29:42.900 That's my spot, bro.

01:29:42.920 That's my spot.

01:29:43.540 The best Italian food I've ever had.

01:29:45.660 There was a G-Ball.

01:29:46.260 I swear to you, we can go to Vancouver and eat at Banks if you want.

01:29:49.680 Let's go.

01:29:50.500 Let's go.

01:29:51.080 We need to come, bro.

01:29:51.880 I swear to you, the chef there is like best friends with Drake.

01:29:55.920 We went there.

01:29:57.100 Drake is having him fly to Turks and Caicos to make him food in Turks and Caicos.

01:30:00.680 He's the best chef, the best Italian food I've ever had.

01:30:03.000 What's the name of it again?

01:30:04.880 Chapino's.

01:30:05.600 Chapino's, yeah. 1.00

01:30:06.180 I'm going to say fuck Lowell in the chat. 1.00

01:30:08.600 Bro, I'll come. 1.00

01:30:09.300 I'll fly up there.

01:30:09.940 It's only two and a half hours. 1.00

01:30:10.780 Oh, fuck your mom. 1.00

01:30:12.080 Bro, you guys don't need to come, bro. 1.00

01:30:13.460 I miss you. 0.68

01:30:13.860 He's my other retarded cousin, Courtney. 0.98

01:30:15.420 Aiden, would you want to go up there?

01:30:17.540 What?

01:30:17.940 Would you want to go to Vancouver?

01:30:18.960 Hell yeah.

01:30:19.460 You guys are going to invite me.

01:30:20.540 I'm ready.

01:30:22.360 Please come.

01:30:23.080 Please come.

01:30:23.540 I'll come.

01:30:24.100 I promise you'll come.

01:30:25.460 I'd love to.

01:30:27.440 Good.

01:30:27.760 You got to get me.

01:30:28.340 Kiss me on the mouth on the stream. 1.00

01:30:29.460 Fuck it. 1.00

01:30:29.800 Ew, dude. 1.00

01:30:30.900 All right, train.

01:30:32.120 I love you.

01:30:32.600 I love you.

01:30:32.880 Good to see you.

01:30:33.120 Train, I'll text you.

01:30:33.620 I'll text you.

01:30:34.160 I love all three of you.

01:30:34.920 Love you too, bro.

01:30:35.660 All right, wait.

01:30:36.000 Yo, I got to do it.

01:30:36.960 I know you do.

01:30:37.660 But listen, I just want to say this.

01:30:39.380 First of all, it's been a minute since we all sat down and talked. 0.62

01:30:42.680 I just want to say, you, I'm so fucking proud of you just hearing the way that you speak 0.79

01:30:47.440 about your girl. 0.96

01:30:48.820 There were times, many, many times you and I got deep on a personal level and we talked about 1.00

01:30:53.800 all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:30:54.800 My shit, your shit. 1.00

01:30:55.740 And one of the things you had struggled with pretty much the entire time that I ever knew 1.00

01:30:59.820 you was this feeling of having an inability to fall in love.

01:31:06.200 And you really believed that about yourself. 0.99

01:31:08.040 And it fucking, and you hung up on that for a long time. 0.99

01:31:10.880 And I can tell that you're in love and I can tell that you fucking appreciate this girl 0.99

01:31:14.460 and you're grateful for this girl. 0.98

01:31:15.680 And I'm fucking so happy for you. 0.96

01:31:16.840 Thank you. 0.96

01:31:17.120 And you're on the absolute right track, on the right tip.

01:31:19.440 And it's something that money can't buy.

01:31:20.940 It's priceless.

01:31:21.640 It's no amount of work that you can have had or will ever put in can ever lead you into

01:31:28.560 something like that. 0.96

01:31:29.380 So just hold on to it tight, cherish it, put the work in and fucking don't let it go. 0.97

01:31:34.260 Man, thank you, bro. 0.98

01:31:35.140 You, we sat here last time we talked. 0.99

01:31:38.140 We were kind of all over the fucking place. 0.98

01:31:39.520 And we talked about a schedule and being consistent and you and your boys making content 1.00

01:31:43.160 and getting back to the fucking Aiden Roth shit. 0.99

01:31:45.080 And everything I've seen from you over the last month, two months, has been all in line 1.00

01:31:49.720 with that. 0.99

01:31:50.500 You've been fucking working on your body, your content, being consistent, and I'm fucking 0.99

01:31:54.600 happy for you and I love you. 0.98

01:31:56.020 Love you too, bro.

01:31:56.640 Wow, man. 0.97

01:31:56.940 I'm fucking proud of you both. 0.97

01:31:58.020 That was so nice. 0.99

01:31:58.680 I'm proud of both of you guys on your fit.

01:32:01.360 It's my turn.

01:32:01.820 I'll start with you.

01:32:03.800 First, I want to say how proud I am of you because, yeah, you're getting older and it's

01:32:07.440 time.

01:32:07.540 Dude, this kid? 1.00

01:32:08.200 What the fuck are you getting older? 1.00

01:32:08.900 Yeah, what? 1.00

01:32:09.200 I'm sorry.

01:32:09.800 I'm sorry.

01:32:10.240 I'm sorry.

01:32:10.820 You're getting older and it's really, you know, I'm happy that you're finding someone

01:32:13.640 that you really love and you want to create babies with and family.

01:32:16.560 Why does it all have to be about that?

01:32:17.840 Can't I get some regular kudos too?

01:32:19.400 Yeah.

01:32:19.660 Is that the only thing?

01:32:20.380 Hold on.

01:32:20.980 I was, I'm also proud of you for waking up and not being a libtard. 1.00

01:32:23.880 Vote Trump 2020-24 for real.

01:32:25.440 No, seriously.

01:32:26.520 You need him to win.

01:32:27.380 2020-24.

01:32:27.820 Oh, you need him, Mike, for the tat, for the money.

01:32:29.820 Yeah, you need Trump.

01:32:30.680 We need him.

01:32:31.220 And then I'm just happy for you, Mike, in general, bro.

01:32:33.120 Thank you, bro.

01:32:33.320 You're still doing your thing. 0.98

01:32:34.180 You're still, you know, killing it.

01:32:35.320 You're still inspiring.

01:32:36.280 So that's love.

01:32:37.420 And Ricky, you're my big brother.

01:32:39.500 You always believed me from the day one when I first was not really pulling that many.

01:32:42.820 I was pulling good viewers.

01:32:43.720 But you found me and you brought me to that mainstream level and you brought me to the

01:32:46.240 house.

01:32:46.520 I didn't have to pay rent.

01:32:47.680 And you introduced me to, you know, someone in my life who mattered at one point.

01:32:51.800 And you did a lot for me, bro.

01:32:53.340 And you always believed in me.

01:32:55.000 You always really knew that I was, you knew you and Rice and you knew, you knew it, bro.

01:32:59.100 You knew it.

01:32:59.480 And I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

01:33:00.980 I wouldn't be here without you, bro, without face banks.

01:33:03.300 So that means a lot to me, the world to me.

01:33:05.120 Yeah.

01:33:05.460 Your turn.

01:33:06.040 Just both you guys.

01:33:07.340 I'm very proud of how both of you guys are treating your bodies, thinking about your

01:33:10.180 bodies as temples right now.

01:33:11.820 Honestly, at least to some extent, you're working out, you're eating properly.

01:33:15.380 Physical fitness is the first step to greatness.

01:33:17.680 And I love seeing you guys transform to being as healthy as humanly possible because that's

01:33:22.200 how you stay happy is when you stay healthy is when you stay fit.

01:33:24.800 And I think if you guys both keep it up, one day you'll both meet Kyle Rittenhouse. 0.99

01:33:30.520 My fucking hero. 0.99

01:33:31.200 Just throwing it out there. 1.00

01:33:32.160 Just throwing it out there right now, bro.

01:33:33.420 Today is so hard to close it out.

01:33:37.240 Just do it.

01:33:38.980 Eww.

01:33:42.500 Eww, dude.

01:33:43.740 I'm about to end like that, dude.

01:33:45.400 Real quick.

01:33:45.920 Quick.

01:33:46.380 One minute.

01:33:47.240 36 seconds.

01:33:48.160 Go.

01:33:48.380 We got a gift for you.

01:33:49.680 My dog.

01:33:50.060 Good to see you, David.

01:33:50.880 Yeah.

01:33:51.160 Good to see you. 1.00

01:33:51.740 Give him your shit. 1.00

01:33:52.620 How long have you been homeless for? 1.00

01:33:54.600 I was.

01:33:55.340 For a little bit.

01:33:58.360 Give it to him.

01:33:59.380 All right.

01:33:59.640 Where did you guys find the homeless guys?

01:34:01.800 I just found him.

01:34:02.620 Thank you.

01:34:03.620 I'm glad you're not homeless anymore.

01:34:05.440 If you need a job, let me know. 1.00

01:34:06.580 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:34:07.260 Days is higher. 1.00

01:34:08.340 Get out.

01:34:09.180 Okay.

01:34:09.580 All right.

01:34:10.040 I love you.

01:34:10.500 Thanks for having me.

01:34:11.040 Love you, man.

01:34:11.620 All right.

01:34:11.780 See you later.

01:34:12.220 Stay warm.

01:34:13.040 Before you guys leave, you guys had a talk and it was probably too young for me to understand

01:34:16.700 I was with someone at the time, but I don't feel like I'm generally going to be able

01:34:19.440 to fall in love with anyone again.

01:34:21.080 But we all feel that way until we...

01:34:22.860 No, no, no.

01:34:23.240 It's bad now.

01:34:23.920 This is the longest I've ever been single. 1.00

01:34:26.840 Despite all the fucking madness and clearly how much I like to be promiscuous and fuck 0.99

01:34:32.240 around and be with a bunch of different people, I am a boyfriend guy to my core. 0.99

01:34:36.960 Like that's truly what I like to be and identify as.

01:34:43.120 I've been single for a year and a half.

01:34:44.600 It's the longest I've been single since I started dating people. 0.99

01:34:47.980 And I really want a fucking girlfriend now. 0.99

01:34:50.520 I feel like I'm ready, but that's when you won't find one. 0.99

01:34:53.580 You know what I mean?

01:34:54.220 You weren't looking for this girl.

01:34:55.460 She kind of just appeared, landed in your lap.

01:34:58.120 You wrote it off.

01:34:58.900 You wrote the whole love thing off for a while.

01:35:00.900 No, I mean, I still struggle with it to an extent, but I gave it room to breathe.

01:35:06.500 I didn't force it.

01:35:07.520 Yeah.

01:35:07.780 I just kind of say, bro, at times it'll be uncomfortable.

01:35:10.500 At times it'll make you think like, yo, is this the right thing?

01:35:13.100 But when you find a good person that really is like down and like, yo, it's not really

01:35:17.480 easy to find people that like are loyal and love.

01:35:20.760 Loyalty is not the hardest.

01:35:22.440 But someone that truly loves you and truly cares about you and wants to see the best

01:35:25.820 for you, it's not easy to find.

01:35:26.980 All the way around.

01:35:27.540 So when you find it, bro.

01:35:28.540 Loyalty is the hardest thing.

01:35:29.420 It's really, you'd be surprised.

01:35:30.940 You know, you'd be surprised.

01:35:31.880 It is.

01:35:32.480 It's really not.

01:35:32.960 I don't think it is either.

01:35:33.780 It's not the hardest.

01:35:34.600 It's not the hardest.

01:35:35.460 It's really not the hardest thing. 0.99

01:35:37.080 Girls get this like rap on fucking Twitter and shit like that. 1.00

01:35:39.780 Like every girl, they don't, bro. 1.00

01:35:41.620 Girls inherit. 1.00

01:35:42.340 Guys are the, honestly, guys are the ones that have to like, that have to keep their dick 1.00

01:35:47.460 in their fucking pants. 1.00

01:35:48.320 That's not being, that's not being like not using your eyes. 1.00

01:35:52.440 Keep your eyes open, but like. 0.99

01:35:53.720 You don't need a fucking girlfriend right now. 1.00

01:35:55.280 I know. 1.00

01:35:55.760 You need to be doing it.

01:35:56.700 Locked in.

01:35:57.200 I know, I know, I know, I know.

01:35:57.920 It'll happen when it's supposed to happen.

01:35:59.280 I got you.

01:35:59.740 It'll be great.

01:36:00.040 I got you.

01:36:00.500 I love you, Ricky. 1.00

01:36:00.940 And your boys will be there to let you know she's a good one or she's a fucking rat. 1.00

01:36:03.960 Yep. 1.00

01:36:04.580 Better believe it.

01:36:05.660 I love you guys.

01:36:06.320 I love you too, Mike. 0.97

01:36:06.980 Every fucking single time I come on the stream and talk to you guys. 0.98

01:36:10.220 Aiden's always said this is the most toxic place on the internet, but for some reason 0.99

01:36:13.960 I've always had this crazy vibe with you guys.

01:36:16.080 You guys show me nothing but love.

01:36:18.460 I don't know what that says about me. 0.96

01:36:20.300 I fucking love you guys. 0.99

01:36:21.400 Dude, wanks in the chat. 1.00

01:36:22.760 Wanks in the fucking chat. 1.00

01:36:23.840 Forever, bro. 1.00

01:36:24.440 I love you guys to death and I'm looking forward to the next one. 0.99

01:36:26.840 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:36:27.560 This is just the beginning, honestly, bro. 0.99

01:36:29.120 Can we all agree?

01:36:30.060 And it's weird.

01:36:30.700 The sentiment, like this vibe that's, I feel like it's across everyone.

01:36:36.920 This 2024 being like a really big.

01:36:39.640 Work year.

01:36:40.540 Best year.

01:36:41.380 Growth year.

01:36:42.080 Best year.

01:36:42.980 Growth for sure. 0.99

01:36:43.600 This is going to be a fucking good one, man. 0.99

01:36:45.320 I'm really looking forward to it. 0.99

01:36:46.540 I agree with that. 0.90

01:36:46.940 I feel like we're off to a fucking great start, all of us in our own right. 0.70

01:36:50.120 I would like to work out with you, bro. 0.84

01:36:51.580 Let's do it tomorrow.

01:36:52.300 That would mean a lot to me.

01:36:52.860 Tomorrow we'll do it.

01:36:53.500 Tomorrow?

01:36:53.660 I'm down for it.

01:36:54.480 All right.

01:36:54.780 I love you.

01:36:55.240 All right, Rookie.

01:36:55.700 I love you too, bro.

01:36:56.200 All right, Chad.

01:36:56.720 I love you guys.

01:36:57.400 All right, Michael.

01:36:58.100 Love.

01:36:58.440 Appreciate you guys and I hope all of you guys make money and don't forget to tell your mom

01:37:05.000 you love her.

01:37:05.860 Every day, tell your mom you love her and that you care about her and that you're happy

01:37:09.340 that she's your mom because moms are the greatest thing on this planet.

01:37:12.440 We talked about girls all day today. 0.99

01:37:14.180 If you got a mom and she's still alive, make sure you fucking tell her you love her every 0.99

01:37:17.420 fucking day because she's the most important woman in your life. 1.00

01:37:19.240 That's your queen for the rest of your fucking life. 1.00

01:37:20.820 I fucking love her. 1.00

01:37:22.180 No, do it. 1.00

01:37:22.660 Eddie will, Eddie will.

01:37:23.940 He won't ban me.

01:37:25.140 If I pull my meat out on you, should I do a chat? 1.00

01:37:28.040 Should I pull my dick out for one sec, go viral? 1.00

01:37:30.060 Yes. 1.00

01:37:30.620 It's a crazy clip.

01:37:31.440 Do it. 1.00

01:37:31.740 You're a fucking freak. 1.00

01:37:36.180 Did you? 1.00

01:37:36.720 Wait.

01:37:37.120 It was just...

01:37:37.780 Okay.

01:37:38.220 All right.

01:37:38.580 All right.

01:37:38.900 All right.

01:37:39.140 All right.

01:37:39.160 All right.

01:37:39.200 All right.

01:37:39.220 All right.

01:37:39.620 All right.

01:37:39.780 All right.

01:37:40.000 All right.

01:37:40.280 All right.

Adin Live - February 01, 2024

Adin Ross Reunites with FaZe Banks & Mike Majlak!

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