Adin Ross's FIRST Time On Tinder..
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 10 minutes
Words per Minute
128.63483
Summary
In this episode the guys talk about how to find girls on the internet, how to get the girls you re looking for, and what to do when you run out of your type. Also, we talk about the blubber lip and how to deal with it.
Transcript
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right here look go ahead hey how you doing oh bro you don't do that what do i do you're supposed
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to be like hey i see you sip let me know if you're trying to sip sometime because then she's
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gonna be like okay he has drugs and then girls do anything for drugs is that true chat for real
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then they'll come over okay hey i see you sip um i kicked the cup but we're down but but down
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to relapse for you down to relapse for you easy i'll pour you a four right now where you at is that good
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right jake yeah all right oh my god i'm tripping all right now what now you just go back to the
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matches look all right so get more yep look you go right here wait what about natalie i need a
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to the fat angle wait wait wait wait yo yo bro dude what she's a medical student
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there we go oh that's up no i was trying to look for your type all right all right all right so
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citrus now what how do you know how to do this by the way because i'm a pro all right okay so how do
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i find like more girls hold on right here go to tiffany hold on why are all these pigs blurry
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she drinks a lot yo chat facts or cap that drink like every day they're pussy stinks i'm just being
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real i'll be a real chat y'all know if you know you know a that has a bad ph their pussy stinks
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all right cola um look are you right or left you can swipe all right chat i see oh my god shut up
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so look luna from apalaca yeah i know that is i'm not doing that left i'm good off that if x just
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means they're gone forever right chantelle floors what the all right look out yo she's low key
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how do i like say okay for now i'll do it and i could video chat them right uh when they when
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why'd you not super like it you want to well what does super like do
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ew i don't like the blubber lip sorry no offense wait what is this hey super like
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no offense chat you guys agree what i'm saying i think all women are beautiful but bro she tasted
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umbrower now if you got oh she's relapsing pull the hall i'm can they see the messages another can't
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let me move my chat let me move my god hold my up chat no shot oh my god she's relapsing so she's
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like i'm proud or not if you got off this don't be relapsing now where you from
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why she's talking like combi don't gov why does she sound like combi chat what do i say chat what
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do i say um uh shit i'm in broward but not if you say say shit say wait she's 18 though dude i don't
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care no like that's good no i i feel weird doing an 18 for i'm 23 i feel very weird that's fine bro
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it's over bro all right it's legal i'm just doing for content i'm not gonna actually meet up with her
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just put me on a date with her fuck you at that point because you're 19 so i will right i'm 20
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same shit shit all right she liked you yeah all right where you from i'm say brickle then
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she's gonna think you're rich from brickle um and haha i'm down to pour up with you don't say that
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no just say what you want tonight oh what you on tonight what if it's a setup then i got it on me
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and we got will too yep yep chat will's gonna frisker i just got my license all right um now you go
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press the x and go back to swiping wait why'd you match with her she's 300 miles away are you sure
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that's not like a girl that you were trying to get with no no that wasn't me oh that's not my type
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that's like my type she's in for we can do a double dig you get sophie i get combi 2.0 what
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villain do you with all right dude all right moving on the next girl how we go no don't do that
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don't press that search this how do we search this oh x okay or look our chat chat let me just say
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one thing hold on don't click any chat no disrespect but like bro like chat be honest is this too much
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for the lips no disrespect ambry i'm pretty sure you look very beautiful i just i can't do too big
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of lips it's too much what aflac she look like the aflac duck all right so no go here to this yeah
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look free tonight shut the do girl right now our girls just down the joy now i the russian girl
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from tinder stop it swear to god no condom no condom she's free tonight just move to miami if you have
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a bike oh she's like nah she's like she's like but like never again yeah i know what you mean dog
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dog one more what she's five four if you have a bike swipe right say i got a bike let me know when
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you're trying to ride yeah which one the star the like uh the star i mean no the like like like
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unless you really like a girl like y'all i'm not gonna lie i have to hold on yeah i'm good off that
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no offense uh chat we good press x wait so are these escorts no none for real i'm home right now
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getting some work done what about you she said what about you yep okay move the kick thing for
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now just take it off for now for a second i like this um what do you do for work do you fart no i
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wait uh what do you do for work chat what should i say um
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oh is she in high school getting some work done like school
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bro what the do you got me doing bro no she's probably in college dumbass
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or she's a super senior because look look at her all right hold on what do you do for work um i'm just
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chilling at my warehouse no don't say that wait why okay she probably doesn't even know who you
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are yeah i'm at my warehouse you brand your best friend's logo on his chest that's like all right
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buddy that's like serial killer vibes i'll just say at my office no just say what at my house this is
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not my house basically all right no just say at my gym all right like you work out be like yeah
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if you want to come i'll say at the gym the gym no no at my gym okay be like okay he has a gym
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look at my gym about a train with my trainer pre-syphilis what's that
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stop farting about to train with my trainer yep you gotta like you gotta show her what you have
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hold on chat why does it just ought to do this so it's so good all right um all right how do we
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get out of here now okay you press yep good job you're learning all right um we're good she looks
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like pussy stinks snaggy that citrus is a girl what the fuck bro wait she just moved back to
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oh hold up stop chat are you thinking what i'm thinking she's doing that twister oh citrus this
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looks like more your type she is wait wait press the info
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five five eight yeah chat is a NBA player looking for cool people to make from boca raton let's hang
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out in nature i'll tell her i have an m4 that i bought and then she's easy wait where you guys
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saying bartender where you see that at right here oh bartender she knows how to make drinks
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super like her yeah it's the cardi b treatment of doomerson you're gonna fall in love with me
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fun fact i can't order food for myself because i feel bad asking someone to bring me something
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chat's weird on god show her a picture of your gym and you literally have it on lock
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that i'd be rapping i'd be writing when i'd be at the oh hell my god she's i feel like she'll be
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content though hold on she said i'm singless this girl's looking for short term from me she's just
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looking to hook up but you don't got any pics of yourself yeah nah it's a good job i ain't gonna lie
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no no no no no chat what are y'all saying bro respond to her oh i'd be rapping i'd be written when i'd be at the crib
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and do it do through do it through ig so you so free this is literally comedy type of girl i'm not
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even trolling oh god all right you down to facetime say no you have to say you have to talk like her
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like that yeah she i'm bored you trying to facetime like that you don't think you have a little hood
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in you and then when you talk to her you gotta talk to her like you know that's crazy
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hold on she's typing hold on if she wait don't put your number oh my god wait wait to the left
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whoa what's your number oh okay okay citrus give me your number no if you leak it bro no how do i do
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i'll delete the message right away what no so what we can do is we can do it up through fuck just give
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me your number dude you can't delete it through no but then because how do i how do i get it to pop
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up like right here the thing is that's what i used to do i call them through uh instagram and then it
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shows on there like it'll show your camera and your mic through instagram and it'll show their
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face oh through the dm yeah but i'll leave my other dms right can i just use your instagram to
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facetime her and we sign them through here yeah google phone app well then she's gonna see my
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instagram chat is it normal.discord should i just be like yo what's your discord oh that's that might
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she's a hood she's a hood right i don't think she knows what discord is make a burner instagram i could
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just do that i could because then she's gonna see your instagram be like he's fake it's a fake
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account i don't give a that's a loser why are you guys laughing about it i'm actually asking
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y'all what should i do do your real instagrams use what do i do just do ig
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do you have i don't want to leave my other dms is there go on instagram on your pc on the other
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monitor okay because look when i pull my dms it's going to show the other you see what i'm saying
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look because look who's in my dms right now what the wait do what call me like facetime
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dm me real quick like look look who's in my d look is that is that hard or not no i don't care
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just don't show our dms no look at them just starting to dm me why did you just dm me that
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all right hey look top right oh and then i move it over
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please allow i just allowed it my camera's allowed
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the f*** are you doing kid hold on hold on why does it my camera show
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that that there you go yeah but why doesn't it show full screen what do you mean i mean
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that's perfect is that perfect because then you'll see her and then you're in the corner
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all right don't hang up because if you hang up i think it's gonna
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yeah let me see what it looks like when it hangs up all right all right hang up
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oh perfect okay we're good we're chilling okay okay okay
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and have your instagram right here just so you're ready just so i'm ready yeah
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damn she replies fast holy no i mean and who the f*** is that
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no no no you're actually weird on god no no no you're actually weird
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say i say how do i dm her just follow oh hell no they're gonna find out who it is
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oh it's too late just follow dm her say just followed my at
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all right all right i got uh where's the tinder shit oh
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how do y'all like bro i'm alive y'all are weird look at lilly bear the fat
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bear trying to f*** oh my god oh great she's not accepting my request
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okay i'm good i'm good i'm in i'm in i'm in citrus i'm in i'm in i'm in all right
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here right now oh shit citrus you ready yes all right all right i'm a facetimer
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how do i video call her let's see oh god i gotta shoot
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okay start call just hit start call yeah who's playing with the stairs who do you think
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good what's up what's up with you you know what i'm saying
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no why why don't you want to talk i look like bro you know what i look like yeah i know
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bro i know bro but like come on bro let me see what you look with the light on come on bro we're
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i'm a real person if that's what you're trying to see oh my god you got long ass nails holy balls
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you don't like them no i do i think they're fire i love long nails you know they look good
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait all right so how old are you
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yeah that's great that's great so do you have a boyfriend
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do you want to facetime in like maybe like an hour or so like if you want to like
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okay all right cool cool cool just because look i'm a little bit shy it's my first time doing this
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my first time using tinder and shit you get what i'm saying
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nah i'll tell you what it is right so i was live on craigslist
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and i was basically looking for people and shit but uh just ignore it don't accept anybody just be with me
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i have people telling me that this is being streamed
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who's a being streamed who the f*** is a streamed what the f*** is
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all right all right all right beautiful 30 minutes i'll see you okay
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all right 130 i don't got it just say for like one more
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all right let me just i don't want to leak anything
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just tell me how to do this one more time all right
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i think a lot next all right chat this gonna be fun we're gonna find a girl
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i don't care i'm not i'm not stopping bro i don't give a f*** we're finding a girl
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something would literally be down just to come over straight like that
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hold on chat so you think we're gonna find a girl that'll be able to come like
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oh god scoop around what is your indian ass laughing at huh
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and then you just start swiping left right and then girls start seeing you
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it had to have been at least like three three minutes yeah
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how many of you guys have that when you wear your headset
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so it's not about three hours i've had this on for three hours
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okay thank you ceo dills he said uh you're good basically all right cool all right dude these girls gotta talk to me talk back
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you're so dumb i have more game than all you guys listen bro i can pick up more
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there's just no way you guys stay here this whole time and just do this all day
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why are these girls not messaging me back i'm about to just literally call but escort on stream
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citrus i'm only down if you want to do the two men together
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i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna
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i'm gonna say some to you guys all right she's a realtor i love that i i used to jerk off all
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the time the property oh my god these are getting badder hold the fuck up oh yo can i say some
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chat for real and y'all be real with me all right i feel like every girl nowadays has an only fans
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you know what i mean like and why bro why do they oh why does every girl only fans bro
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but i thought about it right because shnaggy was telling me the truth he was like yo
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if i was a girl i'd make an only fans i said shnaggy you know what oh god i think i would
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do it too you know what i'm saying like it's just easy
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hey chat if shnaggy was a girl would you guys pay for it ask naomi why she quit it though
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naomi better be a real estate agent you know what i'm saying so she's chilling now you know
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what i'm saying and plus she never leaked any of her nudes so she's straight
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stop and don't be weird on god all right could i quite yeah you guys are weird on god oh my god
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what the fuck this citrus got going on bro why does it take so long to do this bro
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you can get matches if you don't swipe what do you mean
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you can't get matches if you don't swipe what do you mean
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you're tight all right prismel black autistic method
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dude it's just bad bro you know it's crazy i really thought about it and oh god i'm not
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farming a clip it's the truth and some of you guys i'm i don't know how many guys are in relationships
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or not bro but hey bro true love is kind of hard nowadays how are you guys gonna find a girl
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you're like actually weird on god what louis bear what
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oh my god oh my god oh my god bro louis bear stop being weird bro stop being weird all right no
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oh my god this louis bear kid is actually a weird on god oh banks just texting me
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why bro guys i'll tell you why bro it's this simple bro all right
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i told you guys this and i mean this i have no problem with anybody i just genuinely don't have
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anybody right now that i that is a girl that i see or anything in any measurement okay
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all right all right all right i literally don't i just don't and i need to be single for a very long
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time all right all right and that's that cap okay all right
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i did not all right i did not block anybody all right it was photoshop stop being weird yeah
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all right all right all right all right all right all right yeah the bill of doomerson
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At this point, this gotta be you guys in the chat.
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Girls don't really give a f**k about height, you dumbass.
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You know how I know they don't care about height?
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Like, why don't they actually want to speak with me, chat?
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Okay, but chat, like, my personality should make up for my height, you know?
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How many of you, how tall are y'all in this chat?
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Isn't there actually girls out there who would only be with me for money?
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I tried out of bed today, and it's a $300,000 bed.
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When I get it, I'm going to do it on stream so you guys know.
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All right, chat, this container s**t might be dead.
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Because, look, I'm not even getting any texts back.
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Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
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Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
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Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
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I wonder if true love's ever been found through Tinder.
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And if there's none, we're just going to get on GTA.
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Is there any girls streaming on Kik that you guys see that are cute?
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Louie Bear, is this your f**king, like, sister, bro?
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Remember when you did a face reveal and you ended up looking like...
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Like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy, bro?
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how do you just find this tweet out of your asshole
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it's not even funny that like this tweet's not even funny
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she's not a gold digger alright she's a good girl
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like how do you just find this s*** out of your ass
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13 was a pretty tough time for me to be honest with you