Adin Live - April 27, 2024


Adin Ross's FIRST Time On Tinder..


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

128.63483

Word Count

9,101

Sentence Count

211

Misogynist Sentences

101

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary

In this episode the guys talk about how to find girls on the internet, how to get the girls you re looking for, and what to do when you run out of your type. Also, we talk about the blubber lip and how to deal with it.


Transcript

00:00:00.320 right here look go ahead hey how you doing oh bro you don't do that what do i do you're supposed
00:00:07.560 to be like hey i see you sip let me know if you're trying to sip sometime because then she's
00:00:13.020 gonna be like okay he has drugs and then girls do anything for drugs is that true chat for real
00:00:17.960 then they'll come over okay hey i see you sip um i kicked the cup but we're down but but down
00:00:26.720 to relapse for you down to relapse for you easy i'll pour you a four right now where you at is that good
00:00:35.500 right jake yeah all right oh my god i'm tripping all right now what now you just go back to the
00:00:47.060 matches look all right so get more yep look you go right here wait what about natalie i need a
00:00:53.540 to the fat angle wait wait wait wait yo yo bro dude what she's a medical student
00:01:01.200 there we go oh that's up no i was trying to look for your type all right all right all right so
00:01:08.580 citrus now what how do you know how to do this by the way because i'm a pro all right okay so how do
00:01:13.620 i find like more girls hold on right here go to tiffany hold on why are all these pigs blurry
00:01:19.460 she drinks a lot yo chat facts or cap that drink like every day they're pussy stinks i'm just being
00:01:26.080 real i'll be a real chat y'all know if you know you know a that has a bad ph their pussy stinks
00:01:32.080 all right cola um look are you right or left you can swipe all right chat i see oh my god shut up
00:01:42.560 so look luna from apalaca yeah i know that is i'm not doing that left i'm good off that if x just
00:01:48.780 means they're gone forever right chantelle floors what the all right look out yo she's low key
00:01:53.060 how do i like say okay for now i'll do it and i could video chat them right uh when they when
00:02:02.600 why'd you not super like it you want to well what does super like do
00:02:05.720 ew i don't like the blubber lip sorry no offense wait what is this hey super like
00:02:12.260 no offense chat you guys agree what i'm saying i think all women are beautiful but bro she tasted
00:02:18.620 umbrower now if you got oh she's relapsing pull the hall i'm can they see the messages another can't
00:02:24.420 let me move my chat let me move my god hold my up chat no shot oh my god she's relapsing so she's
00:02:29.360 like i'm proud or not if you got off this don't be relapsing now where you from
00:02:34.120 why she's talking like combi don't gov why does she sound like combi chat what do i say chat what
00:02:41.480 do i say um uh shit i'm in broward but not if you say say shit say wait she's 18 though dude i don't
00:02:52.720 care no like that's good no i i feel weird doing an 18 for i'm 23 i feel very weird that's fine bro
00:02:59.620 it's over bro all right it's legal i'm just doing for content i'm not gonna actually meet up with her
00:03:04.760 just put me on a date with her fuck you at that point because you're 19 so i will right i'm 20
00:03:09.400 same shit shit all right she liked you yeah all right where you from i'm say brickle then
00:03:17.320 she's gonna think you're rich from brickle um and haha i'm down to pour up with you don't say that
00:03:26.320 no just say what you want tonight oh what you on tonight what if it's a setup then i got it on me
00:03:35.660 and we got will too yep yep chat will's gonna frisker i just got my license all right um now you go
00:03:42.740 press the x and go back to swiping wait why'd you match with her she's 300 miles away are you sure
00:03:47.760 that's not like a girl that you were trying to get with no no that wasn't me oh that's not my type
00:03:54.480 that's like my type she's in for we can do a double dig you get sophie i get combi 2.0 what
00:04:01.560 villain do you with all right dude all right moving on the next girl how we go no don't do that
00:04:07.640 don't press that search this how do we search this oh x okay or look our chat chat let me just say
00:04:13.680 one thing hold on don't click any chat no disrespect but like bro like chat be honest is this too much
00:04:17.660 for the lips no disrespect ambry i'm pretty sure you look very beautiful i just i can't do too big
00:04:22.600 of lips it's too much what aflac she look like the aflac duck all right so no go here to this yeah
00:04:29.280 look free tonight shut the do girl right now our girls just down the joy now i the russian girl
00:04:36.920 from tinder stop it swear to god no condom no condom she's free tonight just move to miami if you have
00:04:44.480 a bike oh she's like nah she's like she's like but like never again yeah i know what you mean dog
00:04:55.160 dog one more what she's five four if you have a bike swipe right say i got a bike let me know when
00:05:01.140 you're trying to ride yeah which one the star the like uh the star i mean no the like like like
00:05:06.820 unless you really like a girl like y'all i'm not gonna lie i have to hold on yeah i'm good off that
00:05:13.220 no offense uh chat we good press x wait so are these escorts no none for real i'm home right now
00:05:21.880 getting some work done what about you she said what about you yep okay move the kick thing for
00:05:28.460 now just take it off for now for a second i like this um what do you do for work do you fart no i
00:05:35.600 wait uh what do you do for work chat what should i say um
00:05:40.420 oh is she in high school getting some work done like school
00:05:48.680 bro what the do you got me doing bro no she's probably in college dumbass
00:05:54.340 or she's a super senior because look look at her all right hold on what do you do for work um i'm just
00:06:04.480 chilling at my warehouse no don't say that wait why okay she probably doesn't even know who you
00:06:12.200 are yeah i'm at my warehouse you brand your best friend's logo on his chest that's like all right
00:06:21.000 buddy that's like serial killer vibes i'll just say at my office no just say what at my house this is
00:06:27.960 not my house basically all right no just say at my gym all right like you work out be like yeah
00:06:34.140 if you want to come i'll say at the gym the gym no no at my gym okay be like okay he has a gym
00:06:39.980 look at my gym about a train with my trainer pre-syphilis what's that
00:06:45.140 stop farting about to train with my trainer yep you gotta like you gotta show her what you have
00:06:53.200 hold on chat why does it just ought to do this so it's so good all right um all right how do we
00:06:58.380 get out of here now okay you press yep good job you're learning all right um we're good she looks
00:07:05.140 like pussy stinks snaggy that citrus is a girl what the fuck bro wait she just moved back to
00:07:17.560 oh hold up stop chat are you thinking what i'm thinking she's doing that twister oh citrus this
00:07:24.400 looks like more your type she is wait wait press the info
00:07:29.180 five five eight yeah chat is a NBA player looking for cool people to make from boca raton let's hang
00:07:39.180 out in nature i'll tell her i have an m4 that i bought and then she's easy wait where you guys
00:07:45.140 saying bartender where you see that at right here oh bartender she knows how to make drinks
00:07:51.740 super like her yeah it's the cardi b treatment of doomerson you're gonna fall in love with me
00:07:56.880 fun fact i can't order food for myself because i feel bad asking someone to bring me something
00:08:01.040 oh i wish you felt like that
00:08:03.640 yeah
00:08:06.440 i'm not that's up right
00:08:08.920 the gym she likes the gym
00:08:12.340 okay hold up chat oh my god oh my god
00:08:17.780 damn
00:08:18.380 chat's weird on god show her a picture of your gym and you literally have it on lock
00:08:28.140 that i'd be rapping i'd be writing when i'd be at the oh hell my god she's i feel like she'll be
00:08:35.620 content though hold on she said i'm singless this girl's looking for short term from me she's just
00:08:39.660 looking to hook up but you don't got any pics of yourself yeah nah it's a good job i ain't gonna lie
00:08:43.820 no no no no no chat what are y'all saying bro respond to her oh i'd be rapping i'd be written when i'd be at the crib
00:09:02.100 what the f*** does she
00:09:04.700 ask if she's down to facetime
00:09:08.780 say shit you free for a facetime
00:09:13.440 and do it do through do it through ig so you so free this is literally comedy type of girl i'm not
00:09:21.540 even trolling oh god all right you down to facetime say no you have to say you have to talk like her
00:09:28.160 say s-h-i i'm bored you trying to facetime
00:09:34.080 like that yeah she i'm bored you trying to facetime like that you don't think you have a little hood
00:09:43.160 in you and then when you talk to her you gotta talk to her like you know that's crazy
00:09:50.280 hold on she's typing hold on if she wait don't put your number oh my god wait wait to the left
00:09:57.420 whoa what's your number oh okay okay citrus give me your number no if you leak it bro no how do i do
00:10:03.080 i'll delete the message right away what no so what we can do is we can do it up through fuck just give
00:10:07.800 me your number dude you can't delete it through no but then because how do i how do i get it to pop
00:10:12.580 up like right here the thing is that's what i used to do i call them through uh instagram and then it
00:10:17.040 shows on there like it'll show your camera and your mic through instagram and it'll show their
00:10:22.060 face oh through the dm yeah but i'll leave my other dms right can i just use your instagram to
00:10:27.220 facetime her and we sign them through here yeah google phone app well then she's gonna see my
00:10:33.880 instagram chat is it normal.discord should i just be like yo what's your discord oh that's that might
00:10:39.100 she's a hood she's a hood right i don't think she knows what discord is make a burner instagram i could
00:10:43.460 just do that i could because then she's gonna see your instagram be like he's fake it's a fake
00:10:46.660 account i don't give a that's a loser why are you guys laughing about it i'm actually asking
00:10:55.600 y'all what should i do do your real instagrams use what do i do just do ig
00:11:05.920 do you have i don't want to leave my other dms is there go on instagram on your pc on the other
00:11:13.460 monitor okay because look when i pull my dms it's going to show the other you see what i'm saying
00:11:19.280 look because look who's in my dms right now what the wait do what call me like facetime
00:11:26.960 dm me real quick like look look who's in my d look is that is that hard or not no i don't care
00:11:33.800 you're weird no he did not
00:11:35.900 just don't show our dms no look at them just starting to dm me why did you just dm me that
00:11:47.220 all right hey look top right oh and then i move it over
00:11:50.640 allow every visit okay
00:11:55.420 please allow i just allowed it my camera's allowed
00:12:01.060 hold on don't
00:12:06.840 hey dumbass
00:12:10.900 the f*** are you doing kid hold on hold on why does it my camera show
00:12:15.940 that that there you go yeah but why doesn't it show full screen what do you mean i mean
00:12:23.180 that's perfect is that perfect because then you'll see her and then you're in the corner
00:12:27.400 chat is that good
00:12:30.060 what do you do
00:12:34.860 all right don't hang up because if you hang up i think it's gonna
00:12:41.120 all right move it to the left and i'll hang up
00:12:43.160 yeah let me see what it looks like when it hangs up all right all right hang up
00:12:46.340 oh perfect okay we're good we're chilling okay okay okay
00:12:50.800 okay uh say i'm gonna dm you on ig no no say
00:12:56.580 um let's facetime on instagram
00:13:01.320 what's your ig i'm gonna dm you
00:13:06.480 and have your instagram right here just so you're ready just so i'm ready yeah
00:13:10.980 damn she replies fast holy no i mean and who the f*** is that
00:13:20.320 f*** me oh no no this kid's weird on god
00:13:23.540 no no no you're actually weird on god no no no you're actually weird
00:13:26.820 my fault my fault what the f***
00:13:28.760 what the f***
00:13:30.760 say i say how do i dm her just follow oh hell no they're gonna find out who it is
00:13:36.420 oh it's too late just follow dm her say just followed my at
00:13:41.360 all right all right i got uh where's the tinder shit oh
00:13:46.220 i'm nervous for you
00:13:55.000 how do y'all like bro i'm alive y'all are weird look at lilly bear the fat
00:13:59.680 bear trying to f*** oh my god oh great she's not accepting my request
00:14:05.780 wow
00:14:06.780 wow i'm literally
00:14:12.620 oh my god
00:14:20.600 oh my god chat uh
00:14:27.500 oh
00:14:28.780 okay i'm good i'm good i'm in i'm in i'm in citrus i'm in i'm in i'm in all right
00:14:35.080 here right now oh shit citrus you ready yes all right all right i'm a facetimer
00:14:40.780 how do i video call her let's see oh god i gotta shoot
00:14:44.000 i clicked it why is it not doing it
00:14:49.940 citrus try now
00:14:57.320 why is it not going through
00:15:01.020 try now
00:15:03.700 okay start call just hit start call yeah who's playing with the stairs who do you think
00:15:12.820 hello yo what up what up what up how you doing
00:15:26.780 good what's up what's up with you you know what i'm saying
00:15:30.160 where you at where's your face at
00:15:32.060 i'm in my room i'm just chilling
00:15:34.520 nah don't be chilling let me see
00:15:37.220 no why why don't you want to talk i look like bro you know what i look like yeah i know
00:15:42.820 bro i know bro but like come on bro let me see what you look with the light on come on bro we're
00:15:46.200 on a video you see me look
00:15:47.260 i'm a real person if that's what you're trying to see oh my god you got long ass nails holy balls
00:16:00.300 oh
00:16:01.220 you don't like them no i do i think they're fire i love long nails you know they look good
00:16:04.900 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait all right so how old are you
00:16:07.780 18.
00:16:09.820 nice when's your birthday
00:16:10.760 it's actually next month i turn 19
00:16:13.800 may may 31st
00:16:15.360 sweet okay
00:16:17.020 so wait what's your ethnicity
00:16:18.900 i'm cuban
00:16:20.500 nice oh wow that's great
00:16:23.340 yeah that's great that's great so do you have a boyfriend
00:16:25.540 no why not
00:16:29.900 because i just don't like
00:16:33.520 there's really no explanation to it
00:16:35.860 yeah yeah i get you
00:16:37.520 do you want to facetime in like maybe like an hour or so like if you want to like
00:16:40.900 get ready so i can see you type
00:16:42.580 um i guess yeah
00:16:46.360 okay all right cool cool cool just because look i'm a little bit shy it's my first time doing this
00:16:50.580 my first time using tinder and shit you get what i'm saying
00:16:52.720 my instagram is blowing up
00:16:55.660 nah i'll tell you what it is right so i was live on craigslist
00:16:59.200 and i was basically looking for people and shit but uh just ignore it don't accept anybody just be with me
00:17:03.980 all right one-on-one me versus you
00:17:05.360 is this being streamed
00:17:09.940 huh
00:17:10.340 this being streamed
00:17:12.300 i have people telling me that this is being streamed
00:17:15.080 who's a being streamed who the f*** is a streamed what the f*** is
00:17:17.640 i'll tell you what how long until you're ready
00:17:19.540 i don't know like 30 minutes
00:17:23.080 all right all right all right beautiful 30 minutes i'll see you okay
00:17:26.740 i guess
00:17:30.260 oh hell no
00:17:32.720 bro all right bro you know what next
00:17:35.860 now you got it down
00:17:37.480 all right 130 i don't got it just say for like one more
00:17:39.880 all right let me just i don't want to leak anything
00:17:41.700 just tell me how to do this one more time all right
00:17:42.860 let me put my camera back on home
00:17:44.120 i think a lot next all right chat this gonna be fun we're gonna find a girl
00:17:47.480 i don't care i'm not i'm not stopping bro i don't give a f*** we're finding a girl
00:17:50.940 i don't care
00:17:51.640 something would literally be down just to come over straight like that
00:17:54.180 hold on chat so you think we're gonna find a girl that'll be able to come like
00:17:57.380 tonight type shit
00:17:58.680 easily bro
00:17:59.320 oh god scoop around what is your indian ass laughing at huh
00:18:02.120 all right let's see this
00:18:03.920 wait so hold on
00:18:05.480 you're gonna do this
00:18:07.960 she said white material
00:18:08.920 boost yourself
00:18:09.760 what does that do is the purple
00:18:11.000 it makes you like on
00:18:12.160 the front page
00:18:13.280 yeah people see you use one boost
00:18:15.600 and then you just start swiping left right and then girls start seeing you
00:18:19.940 oh god
00:18:20.740 that's when you start getting matches
00:18:21.900 yo
00:18:22.740 how is she a white material i want to know
00:18:25.400 lol
00:18:25.840 hold on
00:18:27.600 oh my god dude
00:18:35.440 this is so f***ing annoying bro
00:18:37.400 they're checking right now with the bronx guy
00:18:39.320 it just says no internet bro it's just
00:18:41.040 bro if this has been going on for a week
00:18:43.460 why is nobody f***ing telling me that
00:18:45.180 he said we were back
00:18:45.920 chrismo said we were back
00:18:46.740 all right bro
00:18:47.240 all right we're good
00:18:47.880 but just for real though
00:18:48.720 this s*** can't be f***ing happening
00:18:50.160 what's causing it to happen
00:18:51.480 i'm gonna ask the it guy
00:18:52.660 yeah find out find out find out
00:18:54.480 we're good though
00:18:54.920 we're good we're good all right
00:18:55.760 what's possible
00:18:56.740 bro how long was i out for chat
00:18:58.780 like how long how many minutes
00:19:00.320 three four minutes
00:19:01.360 it had to have been at least like three three minutes yeah
00:19:03.940 yeah i'll go five
00:19:06.040 five yeah
00:19:07.120 call him right now bro
00:19:08.180 i want that s*** fixed bro
00:19:09.080 that s*** should never happen again
00:19:10.100 i paid out
00:19:10.780 too much f***ing money
00:19:12.000 come on bro
00:19:12.980 he said looks like
00:19:14.060 switch rebooted
00:19:15.600 why is the switch rebooting
00:19:17.240 wow
00:19:17.660 i'm saying but why
00:19:21.840 change the reboot to happen
00:19:23.580 at like 2 p.m
00:19:24.480 um
00:19:24.960 miami time
00:19:25.640 not this time
00:19:27.340 anything but this time
00:19:28.660 god
00:19:29.900 f***ing
00:19:30.620 it bro
00:19:31.160 i'm gonna f***ing
00:19:32.000 i'm kidding
00:19:32.800 all right
00:19:33.440 all right let's uh
00:19:35.880 let's figure this s*** out
00:19:36.720 all right
00:19:36.900 where the f*** were we
00:19:37.820 let me refresh this s***
00:19:40.320 let's get right into it all right
00:19:42.640 hold on
00:19:43.720 i got 15 likes
00:19:44.860 all right
00:19:51.780 so these
00:19:52.200 hold on
00:19:52.760 chat
00:19:53.000 does it mean this girl liked me or not
00:19:54.800 uh yeah right
00:19:58.120 that s*** stanked on it
00:20:01.760 what is that chat
00:20:07.760 nah i'm good off that
00:20:10.260 i'm good i'm good
00:20:11.400 nah
00:20:13.260 oh she shoots guns too
00:20:18.520 she shoots
00:20:20.280 chat
00:20:20.600 she shoots some
00:20:21.100 guns
00:20:22.180 but
00:20:24.680 nah
00:20:25.160 nah
00:20:29.460 nah
00:20:29.780 no fence
00:20:30.580 i mean
00:20:34.100 can i ask you guys a question
00:20:35.460 how many of you guys actually use tinder
00:20:36.640 you guys don't
00:20:45.040 that's what i'm saying bro
00:20:46.880 why do some girls use tinder
00:20:48.420 like why do y'all really like use it
00:20:50.260 you guys don't have to
00:20:51.680 you're all so beautiful
00:20:52.580 who does she look
00:20:57.000 nevermind
00:20:57.360 oh my god
00:20:58.260 nah nah
00:21:01.000 i'm better off
00:21:02.440 ordering up an escort
00:21:03.640 off of like a website
00:21:04.620 she definitely got a fat ass
00:21:10.560 do it
00:21:12.800 like all right
00:21:13.560 why did i say that bro
00:21:14.920 how much are escorts
00:21:18.200 five thousand dollars
00:21:26.920 nah nah see
00:21:28.320 see this chat's weird on god
00:21:30.220 like bro like
00:21:31.000 oh my god
00:21:31.620 like why are y'all being weird
00:21:32.720 like fairbuck
00:21:33.620 you're actually weird on god
00:21:34.860 all right
00:21:35.920 uh i like her
00:21:36.900 she's she's cool
00:21:37.800 which one is the super like
00:21:38.800 i'm gonna go the regular one
00:21:39.760 i'm down to talk to her though
00:21:41.400 oh her name's ashley
00:21:43.140 wait
00:21:43.680 i notice you like netflix
00:21:45.820 do you have
00:21:46.220 your own account
00:21:47.780 or are you on somebody else's
00:21:50.280 wait
00:21:52.600 what
00:21:53.200 i didn't need a
00:21:56.340 how do i unsense
00:21:57.180 wait what the
00:21:59.620 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:22:01.460 wait wait wait wait
00:22:02.360 bro my fault
00:22:03.860 it did that
00:22:06.420 automatically
00:22:07.200 bro y'all are weird
00:22:17.100 y'all act like i meant to do that
00:22:18.400 like bro get the
00:22:19.100 out of here bro
00:22:19.960 you match with her
00:22:22.080 thanks to a boost
00:22:22.820 so hold on
00:22:23.320 you gotta pay now
00:22:24.140 to be mad
00:22:24.700 this sounds like
00:22:25.780 prostitution chat
00:22:26.740 why do i gotta pay for boosts
00:22:30.140 like what
00:22:30.880 a vergio
00:22:32.380 she likes volleyball
00:22:33.920 and binge watching tv
00:22:35.520 all right anyways
00:22:39.040 it's pay to win
00:22:39.880 i know
00:22:40.180 let's go back to
00:22:42.300 let's go back to matching
00:22:43.640 oh yeah cancel
00:22:46.160 i'm not trying to
00:22:46.660 report anybody
00:22:47.240 chat have you guys
00:22:51.600 ever f***ed a girl
00:22:52.200 from tinder
00:22:52.560 don't lie
00:22:53.080 short turn
00:23:01.420 oh hold on
00:23:02.440 yeah yeah yeah
00:23:05.260 hell yeah
00:23:05.780 i'll send her a super like
00:23:07.580 i don't need to do that
00:23:09.720 but yeah
00:23:10.120 let me know if you're
00:23:10.580 trying to talk
00:23:11.100 oh chat
00:23:12.460 hold on
00:23:12.760 y'all saw that
00:23:13.460 if you guys
00:23:16.060 have f***ed a girl
00:23:16.600 from uh
00:23:17.060 i'm out of boosts
00:23:19.780 i gotta
00:23:21.880 i gotta take a piss
00:23:22.840 real quick
00:23:23.440 hey citrus
00:23:25.060 citrus
00:23:28.180 yeah yeah
00:23:32.140 whatever you break
00:23:35.260 where
00:23:35.440 what the f***
00:23:36.700 is this
00:23:37.380 this b***h
00:23:38.200 sacrificed me
00:23:39.240 where's citrus at
00:23:40.200 i need him to like
00:23:42.060 while i take a piss
00:23:42.640 real quick
00:23:42.960 i need him to basically
00:23:43.720 keep
00:23:43.960 oh hell
00:23:46.760 should i say
00:23:47.280 yes
00:23:47.540 strat
00:23:47.840 for content
00:23:48.920 f***ed
00:23:49.640 hey bro
00:23:52.260 i need you to
00:23:52.640 oh hold the f*** up
00:23:54.180 what
00:23:54.600 there's some baddies
00:23:55.540 on here
00:23:55.900 yeah
00:23:56.500 alright
00:23:57.180 alright
00:23:57.200 i need you to
00:23:57.640 what the f***
00:23:59.100 no thanks
00:24:00.180 i'm broke
00:24:00.900 alright
00:24:01.420 i need you to basically
00:24:02.100 cycle through
00:24:02.620 while i take a piss
00:24:03.200 let me use your headphones
00:24:04.020 why
00:24:04.680 why
00:24:05.240 why don't you say music
00:24:05.920 no
00:24:06.340 what song
00:24:07.380 just music
00:24:09.180 nothing playing
00:24:11.900 weirdo
00:24:12.680 chat
00:24:12.960 if you batched with anybody
00:24:13.920 crazy or weird
00:24:14.780 don't
00:24:15.020 just tell me bro
00:24:15.760 no tranny
00:24:17.100 none of that weird
00:24:17.720 alright
00:24:18.140 all right
00:24:20.380 chat
00:24:20.560 let's see
00:24:20.960 oops
00:24:24.880 tammy
00:24:27.140 chat
00:24:30.060 do you guys
00:24:30.360 yes or no
00:24:31.680 yes or no
00:24:33.060 what do i say
00:24:40.080 what do i say
00:24:41.100 what do i say
00:24:41.160 what do i say
00:25:03.060 i'm cooking
00:25:31.780 new match
00:25:37.320 kaelin
00:25:51.680 does it fart
00:26:12.800 aiden just sent me
00:26:18.440 a picture of his
00:26:19.180 ew
00:26:22.000 bro
00:26:22.680 aiden just sent me
00:26:23.660 a picture of his
00:26:24.260 it's not funny
00:26:27.080 lol
00:26:27.620 i'm deleting
00:26:29.520 stop
00:26:30.220 why are you deleting
00:26:30.840 i'm showing it
00:26:31.600 don't
00:26:32.080 hey
00:26:32.340 don't
00:26:32.720 it's a little bit
00:26:33.700 disgusting
00:26:34.180 if you do that
00:26:34.840 don't
00:26:36.000 what are you doing
00:26:37.120 dude
00:26:37.480 wait
00:26:39.160 what did you
00:26:39.680 guys
00:26:39.860 bro
00:26:41.040 yeah
00:26:42.140 fast
00:26:42.760 my butt's
00:26:43.180 holds loose
00:26:43.640 i told you guys
00:26:44.240 that
00:26:44.400 alright
00:26:44.580 no i did not
00:26:45.280 wipe
00:26:45.480 i don't care
00:26:46.040 i did not
00:26:46.980 wipe
00:26:47.180 i don't give a
00:26:47.740 alright
00:26:48.140 so what do i do
00:26:48.700 look
00:26:50.300 i cooked right here
00:26:51.220 i walked this earth
00:26:52.540 by myself
00:26:54.020 she's the college dream
00:26:57.400 but only fan
00:26:57.920 yeah
00:26:58.560 you're weird
00:26:59.200 on god
00:26:59.660 it's gonna work
00:27:00.500 whatever
00:27:00.780 why are there no
00:27:01.360 girls matching with you
00:27:02.180 bro
00:27:02.240 oh there was
00:27:02.660 look
00:27:02.880 go to match
00:27:03.420 her name
00:27:04.060 you super like
00:27:04.760 shay
00:27:05.080 look right there
00:27:06.300 she likes me
00:27:09.480 yeah
00:27:09.880 you guys matched
00:27:10.880 hey how you doing
00:27:11.660 how are you doing
00:27:14.540 wait what
00:27:16.040 did i actually
00:27:16.720 with this girl chat
00:27:17.700 you super like
00:27:19.780 she's taller than me
00:27:21.880 y'all are weird
00:27:22.800 i'm actually
00:27:23.220 how tall am i for real
00:27:24.100 5'9 5'10
00:27:25.020 5'6
00:27:25.640 no
00:27:26.400 come on
00:27:27.100 be real
00:27:27.420 how tall am i for real
00:27:28.220 keep swiping
00:27:28.760 hey how are you doing
00:27:29.740 hold on
00:27:31.220 how i see everyone else
00:27:31.900 that matched
00:27:32.400 i'm gonna just say hi
00:27:33.360 to them
00:27:33.600 yo yo bro
00:27:35.220 why you got this
00:27:35.880 gay ass shit
00:27:36.360 on my shaper
00:27:36.800 no bro
00:27:37.280 no bro
00:27:38.020 come on bro
00:27:38.720 look
00:27:39.100 this wasn't a match
00:27:40.220 he liked you
00:27:41.180 no bro
00:27:41.800 i don't give a fuck
00:27:42.500 stop putting me on that
00:27:43.400 bro i don't give a fuck
00:27:44.340 it was bro
00:27:45.020 ask chat
00:27:45.500 no bro
00:27:46.520 what the fuck
00:27:46.920 you got going on bro
00:27:47.660 bro what is this bro
00:27:49.220 they're just girls who like you
00:27:51.120 like that's the type of girls
00:27:52.240 who are into you
00:27:52.960 oh okay okay
00:27:53.920 you
00:27:55.980 bro
00:27:57.240 nevermind
00:27:57.720 that's another tranny dude
00:27:58.800 yeah
00:27:59.080 citrus got me
00:27:59.700 i ain't gonna have mud
00:28:01.320 alright chat
00:28:02.300 so what do we do
00:28:03.280 is this
00:28:04.420 actually
00:28:05.160 why she responded
00:28:06.560 nah
00:28:07.040 i didn't do that
00:28:10.620 i didn't do that
00:28:11.820 i didn't do that
00:28:12.800 i didn't do that
00:28:14.440 okay
00:28:15.940 look at the time
00:28:16.640 look at the time
00:28:17.440 what i want to know is
00:28:19.380 why does tinder
00:28:21.120 have a gif
00:28:22.680 for pammy
00:28:24.140 like
00:28:25.440 and i'm the top eight
00:28:30.320 you should send one to her
00:28:31.900 this is the one
00:28:37.540 what's her name like the most
00:28:38.540 i'll just use this one
00:28:39.420 no
00:28:39.960 i usually use that
00:28:40.940 be like hey
00:28:41.820 and then send that
00:28:42.740 where's you biting
00:28:44.060 their lip
00:28:44.640 alright go back to this
00:28:46.360 for the
00:28:47.740 free tonight
00:28:48.360 where
00:28:49.080 uh the one on the left
00:28:50.280 this
00:28:50.860 yeah
00:28:51.080 free tonight
00:28:52.180 looking for love
00:28:53.220 no free tonight
00:28:54.140 which one's free tonight
00:28:54.960 this one
00:28:55.240 what the
00:28:57.520 some of these girls
00:29:00.300 are 18 years old
00:29:00.940 getting on tinder
00:29:01.520 chat
00:29:01.820 what are your thoughts
00:29:02.660 on that if your daughter
00:29:03.440 gets on tinder at 18
00:29:04.360 i'm gonna be mad as
00:29:05.700 chat
00:29:06.220 like come on dude
00:29:07.420 one mile away
00:29:12.160 i mean
00:29:14.280 hell no
00:29:15.200 no
00:29:17.920 i feel like chat
00:29:19.980 would these girls
00:29:20.480 make only fans
00:29:21.220 like would these
00:29:22.400 they would
00:29:23.040 what do you think
00:29:25.900 keep going
00:29:27.800 no
00:29:29.020 you're weird
00:29:30.920 no
00:29:31.260 no
00:29:31.880 what is that
00:29:33.380 you're a rage
00:29:33.980 like
00:29:34.240 seb i'm better looking
00:29:36.560 than you
00:29:36.900 you're a pedophile
00:29:37.760 and you have like
00:29:38.600 you're not normal
00:29:39.700 by the way
00:29:40.120 chat
00:29:40.460 seb takes steroids
00:29:41.300 he told me
00:29:41.820 he told me to start
00:29:42.720 taking steroids
00:29:43.460 i said
00:29:44.840 no
00:29:45.420 trainwrex
00:29:50.040 you like that one
00:29:50.800 look at you
00:29:51.340 she's a big cuddler
00:29:52.220 aww
00:29:54.940 yeah social media
00:29:55.660 just ruined the world
00:29:56.520 i'm just being real
00:29:57.500 she's very pretty bro
00:30:00.720 this girl's very very
00:30:01.500 pretty
00:30:01.800 she's very pretty
00:30:03.580 she has like aura
00:30:04.380 you're just cringe
00:30:06.440 man
00:30:08.120 tinder content
00:30:09.940 in the big 2024
00:30:11.380 louis barry
00:30:12.460 you're right bro
00:30:13.000 like what am i doing
00:30:13.640 with my life bro
00:30:14.200 how do we just find
00:30:14.860 girls
00:30:15.320 louis barry is not
00:30:16.040 even old enough
00:30:16.760 whoa
00:30:17.400 who does she look like
00:30:22.200 seb said we can go
00:30:23.660 into two men with them
00:30:24.520 and they're ready to
00:30:27.040 come out tonight
00:30:27.580 that's what he said
00:30:28.220 do they got only fans
00:30:29.060 i don't know
00:30:29.900 it's a picture
00:30:30.680 like a screenshot
00:30:32.180 i can go research
00:30:34.520 chat two men with
00:30:36.160 citrus tonight
00:30:36.680 i'm down bro
00:30:37.480 you know what
00:30:37.860 i ain't gonna lie
00:30:38.760 chat
00:30:39.100 on god after gta
00:30:40.780 just bring two girls
00:30:41.700 to double
00:30:41.960 let's just do it bro
00:30:42.960 me and you tonight
00:30:43.680 come on
00:30:44.060 let's bet
00:30:44.860 okay
00:30:45.360 so when are they
00:30:46.020 coming
00:30:46.260 i just asked
00:30:47.420 i'll let you go
00:30:48.100 whatever
00:30:51.180 insta's the biggest
00:30:53.100 dating app
00:30:53.500 i agree with that
00:30:54.180 take
00:30:54.480 i'm his ex-wife
00:30:56.460 right now
00:30:56.800 who
00:30:57.100 bro
00:30:57.920 louis barry
00:30:58.320 i love louis barry
00:30:59.800 on god
00:31:00.200 he's so cuddly
00:31:01.040 i literally
00:31:01.520 hopefully you guys
00:31:02.480 get hiv
00:31:02.960 okay
00:31:04.080 so
00:31:04.480 is hiv common
00:31:05.700 in miami
00:31:06.160 or nah
00:31:06.580 i don't think it is
00:31:09.280 right
00:31:09.500 hold on
00:31:09.880 my girl like eminem
00:31:10.780 okay so
00:31:15.440 one in how many
00:31:16.100 people have hiv
00:31:17.180 fear buck
00:31:18.760 you're weird
00:31:19.400 on god
00:31:19.940 on god
00:31:24.540 one in three
00:31:25.080 people have it
00:31:25.900 stop
00:31:27.140 is that jane
00:31:29.860 cuff em baby
00:31:31.900 jane's sister
00:31:35.620 of doomerson
00:31:36.500 am i weird
00:31:39.660 am i weird
00:31:40.460 oh
00:31:41.260 hold on
00:31:42.300 is that
00:31:42.660 what's the actual
00:31:43.260 ratio
00:31:44.820 people have
00:31:46.400 aids
00:31:46.980 in america
00:31:48.160 dude 11 out of 100,000 people
00:31:52.020 chat that
00:31:52.520 the percentage of you guys
00:31:54.460 actually catching hiv
00:31:55.940 means you'd have to
00:31:56.660 100,000 people
00:31:58.340 and only 11 of those
00:31:59.280 100,000 people have aids
00:32:00.280 you guys are so
00:32:01.440 stupid
00:32:02.320 wait is that
00:32:09.760 bad math
00:32:10.440 wait is that bad math
00:32:10.460 oh
00:32:14.960 oh
00:32:18.960 yeah
00:32:19.680 all right
00:32:20.920 hold on
00:32:21.240 all right
00:32:21.540 Miami people
00:32:24.000 wait
00:32:24.960 oh
00:32:25.140 aids
00:32:25.840 in
00:32:26.140 miami
00:32:26.580 ratio
00:32:27.180 yeah
00:32:30.360 a thousand
00:32:31.040 of 100
00:32:31.400 dude that's 1%
00:32:32.500 so i can
00:32:33.460 100 girl
00:32:34.280 sorry chat
00:32:34.940 i can fuck
00:32:35.340 100,000 girls
00:32:36.180 and only
00:32:36.980 1,000 are gonna
00:32:37.720 have aids
00:32:38.220 wait
00:32:38.780 what am i saying
00:32:41.360 oh my god
00:32:43.740 that sounded
00:32:44.120 horrible
00:32:44.700 what is the actual
00:32:48.940 ratio
00:32:49.120 i'm just retarded
00:32:49.820 can you guys just
00:32:50.420 tell me the real
00:32:50.820 ratio
00:32:51.280 rena you're
00:32:57.740 weird as
00:32:58.160 it's 1 in 100
00:33:01.620 on god
00:33:02.320 stop it
00:33:04.020 hold on let me call
00:33:05.120 who could i call
00:33:06.040 on my phone that
00:33:06.780 knows a lot about
00:33:07.320 sex
00:33:07.660 who could i call
00:33:09.480 that a lot of
00:33:10.100 chat like that's
00:33:11.020 known for a lot of
00:33:11.840 who
00:33:12.520 prime
00:33:15.980 all right
00:33:16.460 i'm gonna call
00:33:16.740 prime
00:33:17.100 hey
00:33:18.260 brown
00:33:19.260 someone said
00:33:22.720 shnaggy hoes
00:33:23.460 i'm gonna ask
00:33:23.980 shnaggy next
00:33:24.600 you're right
00:33:24.920 let me ask
00:33:25.620 shnaggy next
00:33:26.280 hello
00:33:27.140 hey
00:33:27.840 prime
00:33:28.800 what's the word
00:33:29.440 game
00:33:29.840 hey i'm live
00:33:30.680 what you up to
00:33:31.920 i'm in husbill
00:33:32.880 um celebrating
00:33:33.560 my brother
00:33:33.920 he opened a book
00:33:34.740 he opened a book
00:33:35.360 like passing his
00:33:36.440 um he beat
00:33:37.420 20 years in court
00:33:38.320 so like um
00:33:39.200 a big high game
00:33:40.400 hey good job bro
00:33:41.420 i'm glad he beat
00:33:41.900 20 years in jail
00:33:42.740 all right i have a
00:33:43.360 question for you
00:33:44.280 what's up master
00:33:45.240 um prime how many
00:33:47.800 girls have you
00:33:48.200 and be honest
00:33:49.260 probably like 400
00:33:50.960 you a little more
00:33:52.580 than that i feel
00:33:53.060 like
00:33:53.360 probably like 400
00:33:54.500 plus i named
00:33:55.620 them on my own
00:33:56.200 notes it's like
00:33:56.780 450
00:33:57.240 okay fine
00:33:58.260 prime and be
00:33:59.780 real one in how
00:34:01.480 many people have
00:34:02.160 hiv aids would you
00:34:03.160 say
00:34:03.420 um like a lot of
00:34:06.820 people in the i
00:34:07.600 probably like it's
00:34:08.700 a lot of people in
00:34:09.220 the world that got
00:34:09.640 this game
00:34:10.200 wait on you
00:34:10.940 whoa
00:34:11.460 you said i probably
00:34:13.360 what be honest
00:34:14.180 no nigga i ain't
00:34:15.980 fuck no bitch with
00:34:16.600 that shit
00:34:17.160 nigga i'm good
00:34:18.040 but how do you
00:34:18.920 know
00:34:19.260 i got tested
00:34:20.780 because um
00:34:21.340 somebody made a
00:34:21.860 fake page on me
00:34:22.680 and i had to get
00:34:23.480 tested and i put it
00:34:24.360 on the internet
00:34:25.040 to show that i
00:34:25.860 ain't got nothing
00:34:26.380 okay but even if you
00:34:27.700 a girl with hiv it
00:34:30.280 doesn't mean you
00:34:30.700 get it right
00:34:31.260 have you fucked a
00:34:37.020 girl with hiv
00:34:37.600 okay
00:34:41.200 okay hold on
00:34:44.900 have you fucked a
00:34:45.520 girl with herpes
00:34:46.060 have you fucked a
00:34:50.860 girl with herpes
00:34:51.460 hell no i hope
00:34:53.500 not
00:34:53.820 what is the ratio
00:34:55.220 for herpes
00:34:55.860 like 90% in the
00:34:57.560 world
00:34:57.800 i promise you
00:34:58.780 90% in the
00:34:59.700 world has that
00:35:00.320 so i've probably
00:35:01.460 had sex with a
00:35:02.200 girl with herpes
00:35:02.740 yes
00:35:03.060 on god
00:35:03.720 on god
00:35:04.560 you have
00:35:04.960 have you
00:35:05.720 i mean probably
00:35:07.540 have gang
00:35:08.020 you know it's
00:35:08.360 outbreaks
00:35:08.720 but they can't
00:35:10.160 have sex
00:35:10.600 when they don't
00:35:11.040 have
00:35:11.300 do your research
00:35:12.820 when they don't
00:35:13.460 have outbreaks
00:35:13.920 you're good
00:35:14.420 okay
00:35:14.980 what does it
00:35:17.280 look like
00:35:17.840 i don't know
00:35:19.440 i don't want
00:35:19.840 to never look
00:35:20.320 i wouldn't
00:35:20.740 want to see
00:35:21.080 no like that
00:35:21.620 but if you
00:35:22.200 were a con
00:35:22.620 and you
00:35:22.860 scrape right
00:35:23.480 no you're
00:35:25.500 not with
00:35:26.340 that
00:35:26.620 problem is
00:35:28.340 i'm leaving
00:35:28.580 you
00:35:28.800 bro
00:35:29.340 really
00:35:31.800 yeah
00:35:33.100 look at
00:35:33.720 every
00:35:33.900 i turn the
00:35:34.620 light on
00:35:34.860 when i
00:35:35.100 i don't
00:35:35.500 turn the
00:35:35.740 light
00:35:35.820 up
00:35:35.940 when i
00:35:36.140 fuck
00:35:36.280 okay
00:35:37.080 all right
00:35:37.480 thanks
00:35:37.800 thanks
00:35:38.320 bro
00:35:38.820 hey
00:35:40.100 little
00:35:40.320 little
00:35:40.620 i'm
00:35:40.880 going back
00:35:41.960 i'ma go
00:35:42.300 get my
00:35:42.560 tesla at the
00:35:43.040 shop
00:35:43.300 and then
00:35:43.600 i'ma come
00:35:43.900 down to
00:35:44.140 mine
00:35:44.320 you're
00:35:44.680 moving
00:35:44.880 here
00:35:45.060 right
00:35:45.360 yeah
00:35:46.140 yeah
00:35:46.320 of course
00:35:46.640 i got
00:35:46.920 an apartment
00:35:47.300 out there
00:35:47.620 okay cool
00:35:48.480 bro
00:35:48.680 can't wait
00:35:49.040 to see
00:35:49.280 you
00:35:49.900 what
00:35:50.360 i can't
00:35:50.660 wait to
00:35:50.900 come over
00:35:51.160 there
00:35:51.380 and get
00:35:51.960 rub your toes
00:35:52.920 what
00:35:54.560 oh you're
00:35:56.940 gonna rub
00:35:57.280 my feet
00:35:57.940 of course
00:35:59.220 nice
00:35:59.660 all right
00:36:01.600 prime
00:36:01.960 relax
00:36:02.620 i'll see
00:36:03.000 you a little
00:36:03.260 bit
00:36:03.580 all righty
00:36:04.400 now
00:36:04.640 all right
00:36:05.680 kodak
00:36:06.980 white
00:36:07.160 you're being
00:36:07.480 weird
00:36:07.840 let me
00:36:13.600 see
00:36:14.840 y'all are
00:36:21.780 weird as
00:36:22.120 who else
00:36:23.200 has a
00:36:23.860 lot of
00:36:24.160 i think
00:36:24.960 bank's
00:36:25.220 on a
00:36:25.380 plane
00:36:25.500 right now
00:36:25.840 duke
00:36:27.640 yeah i
00:36:28.360 could ask
00:36:28.640 duke dennis
00:36:29.080 i don't think
00:36:29.340 he has my
00:36:29.540 new number
00:36:29.840 though bro
00:36:30.320 let me
00:36:30.720 hey duke
00:36:33.540 it's
00:36:34.100 aiden
00:36:34.500 my new
00:36:36.660 number
00:36:37.080 you guys
00:36:38.860 think duke
00:36:39.360 really has
00:36:39.900 a lot of
00:36:40.400 girls
00:36:40.660 i feel like
00:36:41.300 he has
00:36:41.560 too
00:36:41.780 especially
00:36:42.740 like for
00:36:43.120 years
00:36:43.540 he's been
00:36:43.780 different types
00:36:44.600 of generational
00:36:45.080 girls
00:36:45.540 how do i go
00:36:47.300 to my
00:36:47.460 matches
00:36:47.800 let me see
00:36:49.560 if that
00:36:49.720 girl's down
00:36:50.060 to facetime
00:36:50.540 oh
00:36:56.040 chat
00:36:57.080 the uh
00:36:57.540 the girl
00:36:57.860 literally
00:36:58.180 said uh
00:36:58.900 she doesn't
00:36:59.560 feel comfortable
00:37:00.160 uh being
00:37:00.800 on video
00:37:01.200 on stream
00:37:01.800 uh the
00:37:02.440 the girl
00:37:03.300 that sounded
00:37:03.620 like combi
00:37:04.120 that makes
00:37:05.580 no sense
00:37:06.220 she want to
00:37:06.680 be a rapper
00:37:07.120 but she
00:37:07.480 don't
00:37:07.620 all right
00:37:08.300 all right
00:37:09.420 wait she
00:37:10.200 unmatched you
00:37:10.860 oh god
00:37:11.620 did she
00:37:14.140 sell chat
00:37:14.740 we could have
00:37:15.880 blown up her
00:37:16.300 music
00:37:16.820 hold on
00:37:18.560 why does
00:37:18.860 that dog
00:37:19.180 kind of
00:37:19.400 look like
00:37:19.860 all right
00:37:23.220 it for
00:37:23.720 the meme
00:37:24.080 oh my
00:37:31.200 god
00:37:31.600 hold the
00:37:32.340 f*** up
00:37:32.660 chat
00:37:32.840 hold the
00:37:33.120 f*** up
00:37:33.440 how'd i go
00:37:35.300 to my
00:37:35.440 matches
00:37:35.740 how'd i go
00:37:38.040 to the
00:37:38.200 matches
00:37:38.520 how'd i go
00:37:39.540 to the
00:37:39.720 matches
00:37:40.040 click the
00:37:51.020 top left
00:37:51.460 this
00:37:51.920 dude
00:37:54.400 actually
00:37:54.680 the
00:37:54.940 suitcase
00:37:55.320 oh my
00:37:57.240 god
00:37:57.500 what the
00:37:58.320 f***
00:37:58.680 is this
00:37:59.400 nice
00:38:01.180 i hate
00:38:01.620 you
00:38:01.740 f***ing
00:38:02.080 retards
00:38:02.560 dude
00:38:03.000 some of
00:38:03.260 you guys
00:38:03.400 are
00:38:03.520 absolutely
00:38:04.100 f***ing
00:38:04.680 retarded
00:38:05.260 bro
00:38:05.680 another
00:38:13.140 one
00:38:13.360 let me
00:38:13.540 call
00:38:13.660 duke
00:38:13.900 real
00:38:14.020 quick
00:38:14.260 wait
00:38:21.540 where's
00:38:21.760 the girl
00:38:21.940 i matched
00:38:22.340 with
00:38:22.680 this
00:38:23.820 girl
00:38:24.160 hey
00:38:27.320 duke
00:38:27.960 what's
00:38:29.240 going on
00:38:29.660 gang
00:38:29.960 i'm
00:38:30.280 live
00:38:30.580 what you
00:38:30.880 on
00:38:31.120 gang
00:38:31.520 i'm
00:38:33.080 out of
00:38:33.340 heat
00:38:33.540 right
00:38:33.740 now
00:38:33.940 my
00:38:34.080 brother
00:38:34.340 oh
00:38:35.260 enjoy
00:38:35.580 that
00:38:35.900 i will
00:38:36.160 just
00:38:36.340 we'll
00:38:37.040 talk
00:38:37.200 later
00:38:37.440 just
00:38:37.600 lock
00:38:37.720 my
00:38:37.840 new
00:38:37.940 number
00:38:38.140 so
00:38:38.260 you
00:38:38.340 have
00:38:38.560 it
00:38:38.920 are
00:38:41.860 you
00:38:41.980 on a
00:38:42.220 date
00:38:42.640 are
00:38:46.320 you
00:38:46.460 on
00:38:46.620 a
00:38:46.780 date
00:38:46.980 right
00:38:47.220 now
00:38:47.600 oh
00:38:51.660 all right
00:38:52.260 brother
00:38:52.440 i'll
00:38:52.720 talk to
00:38:53.020 you
00:38:53.100 soon
00:38:53.220 just
00:38:53.340 lock
00:38:53.520 in
00:38:53.600 this
00:38:53.720 new
00:38:53.840 number
00:38:54.160 oh
00:38:55.840 my god
00:38:58.180 i'm
00:38:58.320 chopped
00:38:58.620 aren't i
00:38:59.060 bald
00:39:00.140 spot
00:39:00.500 who
00:39:00.820 me
00:39:01.420 wait
00:39:02.880 who
00:39:04.160 me
00:39:04.720 where
00:39:07.180 where's
00:39:10.140 my bald
00:39:10.460 spot
00:39:10.800 where
00:39:14.060 wait
00:39:15.700 where
00:39:16.080 is
00:39:16.280 it
00:39:16.780 where
00:39:19.620 oh
00:39:23.800 oh
00:39:24.760 this
00:39:25.000 is
00:39:25.140 bad
00:39:25.320 i gotta
00:39:25.740 do
00:39:25.880 turkey
00:39:26.200 shrimp
00:39:26.440 asap
00:39:26.800 yo
00:39:27.080 bro
00:39:27.420 this
00:39:27.660 is
00:39:27.800 up
00:39:28.480 i didn't
00:39:29.340 think it was
00:39:29.600 that bad
00:39:30.180 dude this is bad on god
00:39:31.640 there's like three of them
00:39:32.440 i'm cooked i'm chopped
00:39:34.360 now this is bad on god
00:39:35.880 nah this is bad
00:39:38.760 it's normal with the headset right
00:39:40.720 you sure
00:39:42.460 is it normal
00:39:49.900 how many of you guys have that when you wear your headset
00:39:52.560 don't lie
00:39:53.220 look i've been live for three hours basically
00:39:56.240 so it's not about three hours i've had this on for three hours
00:39:58.620 chat is this normal to have on be honest
00:40:00.220 okay thank you ceo dills he said uh you're good basically all right cool all right dude these girls gotta talk to me talk back
00:40:09.960 you work out too
00:40:12.520 that's her in the red okay
00:40:17.240 she's just like a
00:40:19.560 hey
00:40:21.240 how did i sell
00:40:35.840 yo weirdos
00:40:38.000 send a gift
00:40:39.000 which one
00:40:39.500 the gay one of you
00:40:48.120 you're weird
00:40:48.740 dude why
00:40:49.920 do these girls not have notifications on
00:40:51.380 i want to blow them up till they answer me
00:40:53.600 you there
00:40:54.700 what you on
00:40:58.320 chat
00:41:09.480 you're so dumb i have more game than all you guys listen bro i can pick up more
00:41:14.180 than all you guys without using
00:41:17.500 followers
00:41:18.980 money
00:41:19.600 or assets
00:41:21.680 y'all are on my dick bro
00:41:26.300 like oh my god y'all are on my dick
00:41:28.240 all right
00:41:29.780 bartender
00:41:30.800 dude how many
00:41:31.640 dude how many
00:41:31.660 dude how many is that big
00:41:32.260 bro am i tripping
00:41:34.740 all right
00:41:37.920 yeah yeah yeah
00:41:38.720 i'll
00:41:38.980 chat
00:41:41.220 nah this is bad
00:41:42.580 nah this is bad on god
00:41:44.440 i don't care
00:41:45.100 oh my god
00:41:46.340 whoo
00:41:47.500 there's just no way you guys
00:41:51.920 who are you just tender
00:41:52.920 there's just no way you guys stay here this whole time and just do this all day
00:41:56.760 yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:41:57.460 you do
00:42:07.780 upgrade your like
00:42:14.760 no
00:42:15.280 why are these girls not messaging me back
00:42:19.840 real chat
00:42:23.300 why are these girls not messaging me back i'm about to just literally call but escort on stream
00:42:28.680 i'm not trolling bro
00:42:30.580 man
00:42:32.960 hell
00:42:33.540 no
00:42:34.220 brie
00:42:37.720 hold the f*** up
00:42:40.980 be seen faster
00:42:46.100 y'all are weird stop being weird stop it
00:42:53.980 all right someone order me an escort
00:42:55.260 actually don't do that
00:42:56.340 don't do that for real
00:42:58.000 hold up
00:43:02.780 citrus i'm only down if you want to do the two men together
00:43:08.820 this girl is down
00:43:10.560 does she have an only fans bro
00:43:11.780 dude i don't really want girls with only fans
00:43:14.960 chad you agree
00:43:18.040 she it's citrus
00:43:21.480 all right
00:43:23.360 since
00:43:24.740 okay i'm gonna
00:43:25.420 i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna
00:43:27.020 i'm gonna say some to you guys all right she's a realtor i love that i i used to jerk off all
00:43:31.160 the time the property oh my god these are getting badder hold the fuck up oh yo can i say some
00:43:37.680 chat for real and y'all be real with me all right i feel like every girl nowadays has an only fans
00:43:44.520 you know what i mean like and why bro why do they oh why does every girl only fans bro
00:43:54.340 that's just in your industry
00:43:57.820 but i thought about it right because shnaggy was telling me the truth he was like yo
00:44:04.260 if i was a girl i'd make an only fans i said shnaggy you know what oh god i think i would
00:44:09.060 do it too you know what i'm saying like it's just easy
00:44:11.940 hey chat if shnaggy was a girl would you guys pay for it ask naomi why she quit it though
00:44:20.580 naomi better be a real estate agent you know what i'm saying so she's chilling now you know
00:44:24.180 what i'm saying and plus she never leaked any of her nudes so she's straight
00:44:27.160 stop and don't be weird on god all right could i quite yeah you guys are weird on god oh my god
00:44:36.100 your boost was a success i got no matches
00:44:43.140 oh my god oh my god duh like bro
00:44:52.660 i didn't even
00:45:00.340 what the fuck this citrus got going on bro why does it take so long to do this bro
00:45:15.300 child what you're typing a girl right now go
00:45:19.620 you can get matches if you don't swipe what do you mean
00:45:37.700 you can't get matches if you don't swipe what do you mean
00:45:42.820 what do you mean
00:45:43.460 a uh spam like so we got girls to troll
00:45:52.660 you're tight all right prismel black autistic method
00:46:02.020 dude it's just bad bro you know it's crazy i really thought about it and oh god i'm not
00:46:07.300 farming a clip it's the truth and some of you guys i'm i don't know how many guys are in relationships
00:46:11.300 or not bro but hey bro true love is kind of hard nowadays how are you guys gonna find a girl
00:46:18.100 i don't know bro it's just bad i'm on god
00:46:25.860 you're like actually weird on god what louis bear what
00:46:30.660 what
00:46:33.300 oh yeah nah this kid's weird on god
00:46:34.820 oh my god oh my god oh my god bro louis bear stop being weird bro stop being weird all right no
00:46:47.140 stop no
00:46:51.220 oh my god this louis bear kid is actually a weird on god oh banks just texting me
00:47:02.820 why bro guys i'll tell you why bro it's this simple bro all right
00:47:10.660 i told you guys this and i mean this i have no problem with anybody i just genuinely don't have
00:47:18.100 anybody right now that i that is a girl that i see or anything in any measurement okay
00:47:23.060 all right all right all right i literally don't i just don't and i need to be single for a very long
00:47:30.180 time all right all right and that's that cap okay all right
00:47:45.060 i did not all right i did not block anybody all right it was photoshop stop being weird yeah
00:47:51.300 all right all right all right all right all right all right yeah the bill of doomerson
00:48:01.380 Hold the f**k up chat.
00:48:09.620 Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
00:48:13.560 But why is she on Tinder?
00:48:16.540 Why is she on Tinder?
00:48:18.460 I can take you out of college.
00:48:23.180 Let me just like, yeah.
00:48:29.540 Chat, how do I find a wife?
00:48:31.380 Well, there's some supermodel on this bed.
00:48:39.120 Now.
00:48:43.440 Go outside.
00:48:46.500 Not on Tinder?
00:48:47.420 I know, dude.
00:48:52.920 I'm f**king, guys, aren't I?
00:48:56.660 Alright, Sab, are you here?
00:48:58.260 Sab says he can find me a girl in Miami, chat.
00:49:00.260 Should I trust the pedo?
00:49:01.380 Dude, did I find any f**king matches, dude?
00:49:09.540 How do I go to matches again?
00:49:17.640 Shield?
00:49:18.380 Where?
00:49:18.760 This?
00:49:19.640 Are you sure?
00:49:20.100 Let me have my screen.
00:49:23.280 I don't f**king trust you guys.
00:49:24.820 Y'all are weird.
00:49:25.560 Like, why lie?
00:49:30.680 Alright.
00:49:31.200 I keep getting likes, bro.
00:49:32.300 I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:49:32.880 At this point, this gotta be you guys in the chat.
00:49:35.160 Lie, bro.
00:49:35.520 There's just no f**king way.
00:49:36.560 Yo, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:49:37.860 This is somebody in my chat.
00:49:39.300 Lie, bro.
00:49:39.800 I'm just being real with you, bro.
00:49:40.800 Yo, who the f**k is this, bro?
00:49:52.300 Is this a f**king sweater?
00:49:53.760 Oh, my God.
00:50:04.960 Great.
00:50:07.600 Show your profile?
00:50:08.860 Dude, no, dude.
00:50:10.020 This looks like you're my f**king sister.
00:50:11.660 I'm just cooked.
00:50:12.940 It's just bad, man.
00:50:18.160 Girls don't really give a f**k about height, you dumbass.
00:50:25.700 Girls can care less about height.
00:50:27.980 They don't, bro.
00:50:29.160 They don't.
00:50:29.540 Just spam likes?
00:50:30.360 Yeah, at this point, yeah.
00:50:34.520 Where the hell f**king know?
00:50:40.300 Dude, girls don't give a f**k about height.
00:50:42.440 Height, bro.
00:50:44.520 You know how I know they don't care about height?
00:50:46.040 Look at me.
00:50:50.080 She got her ass out.
00:50:52.040 Hold on, chat.
00:50:56.740 Is that my sister, bro?
00:51:09.300 Stop being weird.
00:51:12.440 Hey, Seb, go ahead and tell us.
00:51:15.940 You got the girls ready?
00:51:28.220 Check your profile and make it changed.
00:51:30.860 Dude, I matched with all these girls.
00:51:32.160 Why don't they want to talk to me?
00:51:36.800 Like, why don't they actually want to speak with me, chat?
00:51:44.880 Am I really that ugly?
00:51:46.000 Your height?
00:51:51.000 Okay, but chat, like, my personality should make up for my height, you know?
00:51:57.940 Is my personality that s**t?
00:51:59.280 Trey, these are all bots?
00:52:10.300 How many of you, how tall are y'all in this chat?
00:52:14.900 Where are all my short kings out there?
00:52:16.660 I'm not even considerably short.
00:52:17.740 I'm like, I'm the average height in America.
00:52:19.000 You need a tip them to talk to you?
00:52:24.580 Cringe.
00:52:25.400 Yeah, look at this chat.
00:52:26.220 I'm sure all you guys are six foot, huh?
00:52:29.340 Because I hope you die, weirdo.
00:52:32.800 Isn't there actually girls out there who would only be with me for money?
00:52:35.280 That's s**t up.
00:52:41.280 Yeah, this is bad on God.
00:52:43.780 Yo, I didn't tell you guys, by the way.
00:52:45.540 Chat, I tried out of bed today.
00:52:46.980 I tried out of bed today, and it's a $300,000 bed.
00:52:50.620 And I think I'm going to get it.
00:52:51.500 I'm going to do it on stream, though.
00:52:52.280 When I get it, I'm going to do it on stream so you guys know.
00:52:54.040 It's called a, it starts with an H.
00:52:56.200 It's made out of, like, horse hairs.
00:52:59.200 It's called, uh, some s**t.
00:53:02.560 Is that a scam, though?
00:53:10.220 Yeah, I hate this.
00:53:11.700 It's from Sweden or Germany?
00:53:15.140 All right, chat, this container s**t might be dead.
00:53:16.480 I think they flagged my account.
00:53:18.460 Because, look, I'm not even getting any texts back.
00:53:23.000 This is just sad, dude.
00:53:24.520 Wait.
00:53:25.880 What?
00:53:29.780 I said hi, yo.
00:53:31.120 Hey.
00:53:31.440 Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
00:53:41.280 Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
00:53:43.800 Why don't they want to f**king talk to me, bro?
00:53:48.340 What's been your least favorite age so far?
00:53:50.580 This is bad on God.
00:54:10.320 Why don't they want to talk to me, Chet?
00:54:11.680 I wonder if true love's ever been found through Tinder.
00:54:17.120 Your profile sucks?
00:54:26.680 All right, bro.
00:54:27.280 It's the last time checking this s**t.
00:54:28.320 And if there's none, we're just going to get on GTA.
00:54:29.720 Is there any girls streaming on Kik that you guys see that are cute?
00:54:32.420 Yeah, I'm a f**king retard.
00:54:40.880 Nope.
00:54:41.340 Looks like my sister.
00:54:47.200 Like Trainwrecks would say, shameless.
00:54:50.240 She got armpit hair?
00:54:51.120 What, Louie Bear?
00:55:01.080 What?
00:55:01.440 She's in Florida?
00:55:02.180 Who?
00:55:06.360 Louie Bear, is this your f**king, like, sister, bro?
00:55:08.240 You weirdo?
00:55:11.300 What's this, Pris?
00:55:17.280 How do I know her?
00:55:21.120 I'm under, I'm under, coming up here.
00:55:23.640 Who does she look like?
00:55:24.540 All right, perfect.
00:55:25.540 Now I'll get my head back to me.
00:55:27.620 What's up?
00:55:29.960 Check her Insta?
00:55:32.520 He's an e-pal?
00:55:35.180 Oh, nah.
00:55:37.080 I got a fart chat.
00:55:38.600 Bernie?
00:55:39.920 I just queeked on God.
00:55:41.120 I came out of my p**sy on God.
00:55:46.020 What's up?
00:55:46.780 Nathan Ross raid me?
00:55:48.900 Wait, there's no...
00:55:49.820 No, I didn't raid you.
00:55:51.600 Let's get into Discord.
00:55:53.120 Let's have e-sacks.
00:55:54.380 Come on!
00:55:56.100 Let's...
00:55:56.380 She's not 15.
00:56:04.900 She's 25.
00:56:05.720 Stop being weird.
00:56:06.320 Thank you.
00:56:07.040 Holy...
00:56:07.320 Oh, my God.
00:56:08.960 I'm dead.
00:56:09.400 I'm dead.
00:56:09.860 How old are you?
00:56:10.440 Why is she killing another dude?
00:56:12.400 I'm scared.
00:56:12.680 No one's gonna hate on you, but...
00:56:14.460 I'm dead.
00:56:15.140 I'm dead.
00:56:16.080 Oh, I can't even reach out.
00:56:17.140 I'm sorry.
00:56:17.600 Hold on.
00:56:17.860 Stop, Liko.
00:56:19.640 Oh, my God.
00:56:20.060 My sister just texted me.
00:56:21.620 What?
00:56:25.600 Great.
00:56:26.780 Oh, my God.
00:56:28.460 Oh, my God.
00:56:30.560 That's really embarrassing on God.
00:56:32.240 Bro, please get this stuff for us.
00:56:33.860 Oh, my God.
00:56:35.560 Oh, Aiden.
00:56:36.560 I just embarrassed myself.
00:56:38.080 No, it's okay, sweetie.
00:56:39.420 Oh, my God.
00:56:40.140 I am so sorry, dude.
00:56:41.000 He's like, yeah, I'm out of here.
00:56:42.180 Oh, wow.
00:56:43.400 Aiden's watching you?
00:56:45.020 Yeah.
00:56:46.200 I've met Aiden.
00:56:47.520 I don't know if you remember.
00:56:48.220 I met you before.
00:56:49.220 I was on your stream.
00:56:50.420 Wait, chat.
00:56:51.100 When?
00:56:51.540 When you were doing...
00:56:52.400 When you had three girls on your stream.
00:56:56.820 What was it?
00:56:58.300 When you were in Vegas.
00:56:59.940 Huh?
00:57:01.420 Oh!
00:57:01.860 Oh!
00:57:02.780 I agree.
00:57:04.660 Wait!
00:57:05.020 I do remember you.
00:57:08.020 Nice to meet you again.
00:57:15.660 Hold on.
00:57:16.560 We're crazy.
00:57:18.240 These are going crazy right now.
00:57:23.920 Okay.
00:57:24.980 What's up, Miss Kitty Cat?
00:57:27.120 I don't know how to give him my cord.
00:57:30.700 Nice to meet you.
00:57:31.780 I think I...
00:57:32.380 I remember you now, yeah.
00:57:34.060 How do I get on it?
00:57:36.780 Okay.
00:57:37.180 Okay.
00:57:37.620 Next.
00:57:42.840 Fear Buck, for real?
00:57:45.280 Fear Buck.
00:57:45.780 Remember when you did a face reveal and you ended up looking like...
00:57:49.180 What's his name?
00:57:55.500 Am I weird?
00:57:56.740 What?
00:57:58.040 What's up, y'all?
00:57:58.860 There's some ladies.
00:58:00.740 Oh, my God.
00:58:02.840 Oh, yeah.
00:58:03.160 I was next to her, chat.
00:58:04.780 She was super cool.
00:58:05.780 Oh, my God.
00:58:07.180 Oh, fear Buck of Dumerson.
00:58:19.620 Come on.
00:58:20.340 Is this Louie Bear and shnaggy hoes?
00:58:22.600 All right.
00:58:23.140 Let's see.
00:58:25.860 Game is game.
00:58:27.940 The lean air of Dumerson.
00:58:29.260 Why don't we just get Anna on stream?
00:58:30.620 Why did nobody even bring that up?
00:58:32.420 Yo.
00:58:33.440 How do we get Anna on stream?
00:58:36.940 The fuck?
00:58:37.400 Why not?
00:58:37.900 Yeah.
00:58:38.440 Like, what?
00:58:44.940 She blocked you?
00:58:46.020 Nah.
00:58:46.220 Nah.
00:58:47.400 Nah.
00:58:49.920 What's her IG?
00:58:50.920 And Frank, Trainwrex just said.
00:59:04.840 Yeah.
00:59:05.300 Trainwrex.
00:59:05.740 I don't got it.
00:59:06.280 Like, bro.
00:59:06.600 What is wrong with you, bro?
00:59:07.940 Cancel him, bro.
00:59:09.240 Like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy, bro?
00:59:11.100 Bro.
00:59:11.140 Bro.
00:59:11.300 Bro.
00:59:11.360 Bro.
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00:59:20.460 Bro.
00:59:22.540 Bro.
00:59:22.980 Like, what are you saying, kid?
00:59:28.440 Let's see here.
00:59:31.080 All right.
00:59:31.840 I'm going to DM her.
00:59:32.780 Should I actually DM Anna Chat?
00:59:35.820 Yeah.
00:59:36.380 Trainwrex.
00:59:36.840 You need help.
00:59:38.020 What's her IG?
00:59:40.220 Chat.
00:59:41.380 Oh, God.
00:59:41.920 He needs help.
00:59:43.360 Nah.
00:59:44.020 It's bad.
00:59:45.480 No, Trainwrex.
00:59:46.020 This is bad.
00:59:46.660 Why are you speaking like that?
00:59:49.300 Anna DeGoo.
00:59:50.460 okay
00:59:53.560 I just hit her with the yo
00:59:57.100 what you want
00:59:58.080 and I just said hey
01:00:01.080 is she still in Miami
01:00:02.020 come on maybe she does some magic on stream
01:00:05.700 nice but I just needed a whole
01:00:11.240 somebody
01:00:11.940 this is the only reason
01:00:15.680 Anna would f*** you
01:00:17.220 by the way
01:00:17.840 like okay
01:00:21.740 how do you just find this tweet out of your asshole
01:00:24.800 Priz Mel
01:00:25.240 like you know what's funny
01:00:28.640 like
01:00:29.060 it's not even funny that like this tweet's not even funny
01:00:33.100 on god like I'm not laughing
01:00:34.320 she's not a gold digger alright she's a good girl
01:00:36.940 she's a cool girl alright
01:00:37.800 but like bro stop saying
01:00:40.380 bro you're f***ing weird Priz
01:00:42.580 like how do you just find this s*** out of your ass
01:00:44.560 alright let's check Tinder
01:00:49.340 the Tinder of doom
01:00:51.020 that's an interesting question
01:00:56.940 13 was a pretty tough time for me to be honest with you
01:00:59.220 what happened
01:01:01.520 when you were 13 years old
01:01:03.780 by the way that was
01:01:07.400 a Tinder auto question
01:01:09.960 haha
01:01:10.620 where are you at
01:01:13.460 too bad
01:01:15.520 I recently separated
01:01:16.800 I think we'll cry together
01:01:17.860 no
01:01:18.680 how did you in your
01:01:25.700 do you have an Instagram
01:01:27.060 we can video chat
01:01:35.020 and cry together
01:01:36.720 no this is bad
01:01:48.100 oh god
01:01:48.500 you guys literally carry me
01:01:49.620 like this is bad
01:01:50.400 yeah
01:01:54.680 you know what
01:01:57.620 f*** it
01:01:58.400 I'm using Jake Future
01:01:59.340 as my wingman
01:02:00.240 I ain't gonna lie
01:02:00.940 alright matches
01:02:05.900 oh my god
01:02:06.980 nothing
01:02:09.400 dude
01:02:13.540 my butthole is
01:02:14.520 f***ing insane right now
01:02:16.460 I gotta s*** again
01:02:17.080 it's a fart
01:02:18.020 I must have a s***
01:02:19.540 hold on I don't shut the f*** up
01:02:20.780 wet
01:02:23.920 ew
01:02:24.240 I think I just s***ed my pants
01:02:25.420 because I didn't wipe earlier
01:02:26.360 all right
01:02:45.120 anyways
01:02:45.520 you need five to six more pictures
01:02:47.820 dude this is chillin'
01:02:49.660 alright
01:02:49.880 this is chillin'
01:02:50.640 how did you get hosed back then
01:02:53.540 guys you realize that like
01:02:55.080 I arguably got batter
01:02:57.160 before I had a name
01:02:58.700 and like
01:02:59.220 the OG's know that
01:03:00.260 that was your guys' take
01:03:01.780 like
01:03:02.580 you know what I mean
01:03:03.440 so like
01:03:07.300 my thing is this
01:03:08.040 is like
01:03:08.460 dude
01:03:09.520 what do I gotta do
01:03:10.480 you got bailed out
01:03:17.720 no I didn't
01:03:19.140 I did not get bailed out
01:03:24.260 like what the f***
01:03:28.220 how do I get bailed out
01:03:29.200 and finding a girl
01:03:30.080 that makes literally no sense
01:03:31.640 Miami
01:03:35.600 that's a quick
01:03:37.420 that's a quick drive
01:03:40.500 lol
01:03:40.940 you got an Instagram
01:03:44.300 we can get connected
01:03:46.360 how we doing chat
01:03:51.680 she kinda looks like
01:04:06.300 who?
01:04:09.360 Mary Jane?
01:04:10.940 CTE Riz?
01:04:12.240 the f***
01:04:12.620 what is wrong with you guys?
01:04:14.260 alright
01:04:14.480 yo
01:04:15.040 f*** that Indian guy
01:04:17.200 alright
01:04:17.660 let's just try to find
01:04:19.260 a girl on there
01:04:19.860 there's no more girls
01:04:20.660 did I already reach
01:04:21.360 every girl on kick?
01:04:22.480 now that's there
01:04:23.240 who's this girl chat?
01:04:29.740 Kaylin Walker
01:04:30.440 of Doomerson
01:04:31.320 I saw Kaylin last night
01:04:33.200 by the way
01:04:33.460 she was with Cheese
01:04:34.000 at his party
01:04:34.480 shout out to Kaylin
01:04:35.400 she's cool as f***
01:04:36.060 I think I actually
01:04:39.240 sharded it's wet down there
01:04:40.140 on the cat
01:04:40.680 she has her cash app
01:04:42.300 in her shit
01:04:42.720 yeah that's cooked
01:04:43.380 let's see here
01:04:45.640 you said Daisy
01:04:52.960 KBZN
01:04:54.700 where?
01:04:58.420 oh
01:04:58.860 ha ha ha
01:04:59.360 I get what you're saying
01:05:00.020 nah
01:05:02.560 why are you drinking bro?
01:05:03.740 I don't know
01:05:04.060 I heard that like
01:05:05.020 oh nah
01:05:05.680 she's British
01:05:05.980 go right down
01:05:06.460 do you hear
01:05:06.740 get glit glit glit
01:05:07.560 oh nah
01:05:08.280 oh nah
01:05:08.760 chat
01:05:09.020 oh nah
01:05:09.680 she's British
01:05:10.300 and she got an OF
01:05:11.060 oh nah
01:05:11.800 call Daisy
01:05:16.440 I don't have her number
01:05:17.260 like I see
01:05:24.800 like I see what y'all
01:05:26.060 are doing
01:05:26.600 it's just cringes
01:05:27.460 stop bro
01:05:29.140 like bro
01:05:30.820 what is wrong
01:05:31.480 with you guys bro
01:05:32.260 it's just weird
01:05:36.820 yeah
01:05:37.340 Kodak White
01:05:37.860 yeah
01:05:38.440 it's f***ing weird
01:05:39.900 like bro
01:05:40.920 I'm just excited bro
01:05:49.300 you know why I'm excited
01:05:50.320 I didn't tell you guys bro
01:05:52.660 I just
01:05:53.000 you know I just
01:05:54.100 I'm blessed bro
01:05:55.520 I feel very happy
01:05:56.540 I'm building out my new penthouse
01:05:58.340 I've been telling you guys
01:05:59.160 it's been building out for months
01:06:00.100 hey cap
01:06:00.760 what's going on bro
01:06:01.400 and I just bought this
01:06:02.940 $300,000 mattress
01:06:04.120 I'm gonna film the vlog
01:06:05.700 not the vlog
01:06:06.340 because my YouTube fell off
01:06:07.000 I'm gonna stream it
01:06:07.800 and you guys are gonna see it
01:06:09.340 bro
01:06:09.600 the bed supposedly
01:06:11.440 put you to sleep
01:06:12.040 in five minutes
01:06:12.800 swear
01:06:13.460 wait John
01:06:20.340 is it a scam
01:06:21.160 so do your streams
01:06:26.120 oh yeah
01:06:26.700 oh nah
01:06:27.700 y'all have a dick
01:06:28.400 oh nah
01:06:29.220 we haven't been said
01:06:32.220 been
01:06:33.060 what are you saying kid
01:06:35.620 you haven't paid
01:06:36.760 alright
01:06:37.020 alright
01:06:37.580 this s*** is dead
01:06:38.300 yeah there's no girls
01:06:40.400 on cake that long
01:06:41.020 I might gotta just go gay
01:06:43.980 s***
01:06:44.500 shay
01:06:47.760 any other girls
01:06:49.040 you guys recommend
01:06:49.680 what are you talking about
01:06:53.700 is prostitution legal
01:06:56.160 is prostitution legal
01:06:56.260 she ends her stream
01:06:59.600 once I'm in her stream
01:07:00.440 does that pay me
01:07:06.160 a titty streamer
01:07:12.920 yeah
01:07:13.220 this is insane
01:07:14.100 like
01:07:14.980 it's full screen
01:07:15.980 on her tits
01:07:16.620 and it's short screen
01:07:17.780 the gaming
01:07:18.220 like this is bad
01:07:19.140 um
01:07:21.420 instaband
01:07:23.760 you are the cake
01:07:25.060 hall monitor
01:07:25.720 what are you saying
01:07:26.660 weirdo
01:07:27.300 be toxic
01:07:30.760 who do you want me to go off on
01:07:33.460 huh
01:07:34.300 you dissed
01:07:37.800 arrow loyels
01:07:38.360 oh hey
01:07:38.800 caps
01:07:39.100 did you
01:07:39.440 you got
01:07:39.780 what's dream
01:07:41.860 hack
01:07:42.180 alright bro
01:07:47.560 this is just cooked
01:07:48.380 I'm sorry guys
01:07:49.040 there's literally
01:07:49.380 no girls
01:07:50.040 weirdo
01:08:01.720 blurry
01:08:01.960 oh god
01:08:02.420 alright
01:08:02.800 where's the tinder at
01:08:04.620 alright shot
01:08:15.440 should we get on some monkey
01:08:16.440 before we get on gta
01:08:17.420 where does it say
01:08:24.400 scene
01:08:24.820 let me call citrus
01:08:34.260 to see
01:08:34.480 we got girls
01:08:34.960 coming over
01:08:35.400 jordan said
01:08:36.920 he got some bad bitches
01:08:37.880 does jordan have any bad bitches
01:08:39.320 yo
01:08:42.020 why are you always
01:08:43.000 in the car now
01:08:43.680 hey
01:08:45.040 i'm getting something
01:08:45.920 to drink
01:08:46.560 oh
01:08:47.160 citrus
01:08:47.960 what's the word
01:08:48.580 on these two girls
01:08:49.400 uh
01:08:50.620 i'ma facetiming you
01:08:51.460 when i come back
01:08:52.200 with the girls
01:08:53.220 yeah
01:08:54.420 okay
01:08:55.440 cool cool cool
01:08:56.100 alright cool
01:08:56.640 alright babe
01:08:57.340 do you want anything
01:08:57.820 from the liquor store
01:08:58.500 why are you drinking
01:08:59.980 uh
01:09:01.760 no i'm not drinking
01:09:02.460 i'm getting drinks
01:09:03.620 for the girls
01:09:04.260 okay
01:09:07.800 but you understand
01:09:08.480 i can't drink
01:09:09.260 right
01:09:09.580 yeah i can't either
01:09:11.440 so
01:09:12.680 bro
01:09:22.180 bro
01:09:22.280 listen
01:09:23.120 oh my friend
01:09:28.080 just told me
01:09:28.520 what you're doing
01:09:29.000 good luck
01:09:29.440 aiden
01:09:29.740 yeah
01:09:31.260 i ain't gonna lie
01:09:31.960 bro
01:09:32.180 this is weird
01:09:33.340 who just
01:09:34.540 snitched
01:09:35.440 who the
01:09:36.600 just
01:09:37.020 snitched
01:09:37.860 lie bro
01:09:39.160 yo bro
01:09:40.100 i ain't gonna lie
01:09:40.520 bro
01:09:40.640 what the
01:09:40.960 bro
01:09:41.600 huh
01:09:43.280 who the
01:09:50.700 snitched
01:09:51.580 like
01:09:53.920 actually
01:09:54.360 who the
01:09:54.640 ratted
01:09:55.440 you like
01:09:59.600 fish
01:10:00.060 who the
01:10:03.840 just
01:10:04.280 cock blocked
01:10:04.860 me
01:10:05.060 dude
01:10:05.280 wait
01:10:09.120 nah
01:10:09.460 this is bad
01:10:10.100 i ain't gonna lie
01:10:11.020 do you like
01:10:13.620 fish
01:10:14.140 all right
01:10:21.100 this is bad
01:10:21.820 all right
01:10:22.240 monkey time
01:10:23.560 yeah
01:10:23.980 stop
01:10:26.440 wait a minute
01:10:27.940 i just thought of
01:10:28.660 something and tell me
01:10:29.260 if i'm tripping
01:10:30.740 or if i'm not tripping
01:10:31.480 that means one of you
01:10:33.020 guys in this chat
01:10:33.620 snitched
01:10:34.120 meaning
01:10:34.660 99% of the people
01:10:36.560 that watch me
01:10:37.080 are guys
01:10:37.640 meaning
01:10:38.660 she has guy friends
01:10:39.660 nailed it
01:10:41.000 red flag
01:10:41.740 get the
01:10:42.400 out of here
01:10:43.040 am i right or wrong
01:10:44.460 you