Adin Live - June 04, 2021


Adin Ross Shaves The RICHEST KID In AMERICA BALD!


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

186.39133

Word Count

2,753

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

In this episode, we talk about shaving someone's head, Aiden getting shaved, and Aiden's mom being mad at him for it. We also talk about how Aiden s head looks like a ball set.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 No no no no
00:00:01.220 Bro
00:00:02.140 Yes yes
00:00:04.140 You should leave that
00:00:06.000 He looks like the emoji
00:00:07.300 Just shaved bro
00:00:13.960 And the eyebrows
00:00:15.860 You started off
00:00:18.660 Oh my god I'm gonna close my eyes
00:00:21.340 I can't even see
00:00:22.080 It's gonna be so ugly
00:00:23.620 Man it's just gone bald
00:00:25.480 Hey I don't think we can do your eyebrows
00:00:27.440 That's just too f***ing
00:00:28.460 That's just too f***ing
00:00:29.660 I'll do it
00:00:30.600 Nah, bro
00:00:30.860 If the stream wants me to do it, I'll do it
00:00:32.460 Come on, bro
00:00:33.000 You can't
00:00:33.500 Look at the back of his head
00:00:34.180 Look at the back of his head
00:00:34.940 Full sh**
00:00:35.540 Hey, chat
00:00:36.160 Bro, what?
00:00:38.200 I don't want to see it
00:00:39.380 I don't want to see the back of my head
00:00:40.600 Holy f***
00:00:41.580 That's scary
00:00:41.960 Dude, I don't like that
00:00:43.280 This is so bad
00:00:43.900 Hey, do a poll right now
00:00:45.020 Yeah, do a poll if we should do it or not
00:00:46.200 Do a poll, do a poll
00:00:47.020 Do a poll
00:00:47.580 Should we shave Don Lad's eyebrows?
00:00:50.040 Dude, this is sketch
00:00:51.240 Oh, no
00:00:52.200 Oh, what?
00:00:53.180 Oh, my God, dude
00:00:54.180 Hey, it hurts me, bro
00:00:55.460 It hurts me
00:00:56.100 Bro, this is bad
00:00:57.740 Have you ever shaved somebody bald?
00:01:00.460 That's all this was
00:01:01.220 Bugs or like
00:01:02.400 Is this just
00:01:03.100 Bugs?
00:01:05.480 Versadi
00:01:06.000 It feels so weird
00:01:09.820 I'm going to get in this
00:01:10.480 Is this your first time
00:01:11.560 Do you know?
00:01:12.420 Wait, have you ever been bald?
00:01:13.500 Oh, I've never been
00:01:14.540 Oh, my God, that's so ugly
00:01:16.540 Oh
00:01:17.440 Dude
00:01:18.660 It looks like
00:01:19.700 It's done
00:01:20.440 It looks like a yarmulke
00:01:21.700 Oh, it's 60-40
00:01:24.040 I don't know, bro
00:01:24.920 60-40?
00:01:26.120 Yeah, it's going to be mad controversial
00:01:27.560 Bro, you
00:01:30.420 Oh, my God
00:01:31.640 It feels so weird
00:01:35.180 Keep the front
00:01:36.060 Yeah, nah, I think shaving the eyebrows is OD, bro
00:01:39.100 I don't know if I could do that
00:01:41.680 What if he just does one eyebrow?
00:01:45.300 That's so much worse, I feel like
00:01:46.980 Or just an eyebrow swing
00:01:47.980 Wait, do eyebrows grow back or no?
00:01:49.680 Of course
00:01:50.240 How long?
00:01:50.940 It just takes a long time
00:01:51.780 Like half a year, probably?
00:01:53.380 How long does it take for an eyebrow to grow?
00:01:55.060 Probably like five months
00:01:55.920 I think it takes like
00:01:56.760 No, I think it takes like eight months, bro
00:01:58.140 No way
00:01:58.780 Eight months
00:01:59.160 No, six months?
00:02:01.400 Like five, six
00:02:02.280 I asked to be
00:02:02.940 Oh, shit
00:02:05.000 Yo
00:02:05.540 It took one month
00:02:07.080 I regret this, but I'm already halfway done
00:02:09.680 Alright, we're just doing your hair
00:02:10.660 We're not doing your eyebrows
00:02:11.200 There's no going back from this
00:02:12.560 Dude, this man's head
00:02:14.080 Yo, it's shiny
00:02:16.120 It's shiny
00:02:17.420 Someone grab the camera
00:02:18.800 Zach, film for a little bit
00:02:20.300 Yo, it looks like a ball set
00:02:21.580 Zach, can you actually grab the camera?
00:02:23.360 Yeah, I got it
00:02:23.860 Oh, it literally looks like a b-
00:02:25.240 Oh, bro, this man's head
00:02:27.700 Bro, you wanna see that?
00:02:29.300 Oh my god
00:02:30.260 So what was the purpose behind this, though, brother?
00:02:33.260 What are the odds you keep doing this?
00:02:34.120 Um, I don't know
00:02:35.120 I just felt like it
00:02:36.860 I was like, what's some crazy stupid thing I can do for Aiden?
00:02:39.960 Just leave it like that
00:02:42.080 Imagine
00:02:44.000 Bro, I can't, bro
00:02:47.380 My mom's calling
00:02:48.440 Just leave it like that
00:02:49.800 Yo, did you FaceTime her?
00:02:51.620 And then leave it
00:02:52.840 I told him, we should rock this
00:02:54.500 Chat
00:02:54.840 Fuck, bro
00:02:56.140 Do you think he's gonna regret this chat, yes or no?
00:02:57.860 Yes
00:02:58.060 Uh, I'm 14
00:03:00.820 How do you turn 80?
00:03:02.940 I turned 80?
00:03:04.820 Oh my gosh
00:03:05.980 Wait, you're 14?
00:03:08.600 Isn't that what you like?
00:03:09.960 Is this a weird thing?
00:03:10.600 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:03:12.120 Nah, nah, nah
00:03:12.960 No, no, no, no, no
00:03:14.080 Do you have parental fucking, uh, permission?
00:03:20.300 My mom just said, no, no, do not do eyebrows, no eyebrows
00:03:23.260 Oh, okay, but she's called this, alright?
00:03:24.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:03:25.300 Oh, your mom's called this, okay, cool
00:03:26.840 Okay, yeah
00:03:27.160 Shashed ass
00:03:28.120 Yeah
00:03:28.800 This man's head, bro
00:03:30.340 This is
00:03:31.880 Alright, alright, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good
00:03:34.060 What are the odds you just keep it like that?
00:03:36.340 Like, you keep the front?
00:03:37.580 Just leave, leave the front over there
00:03:39.700 Leave the front, just keep it like that
00:03:41.460 I got some visor, yeah
00:03:42.680 Bro, I got a visor, but with hair
00:03:45.540 Yo, I'm gonna touch my head
00:03:47.200 Ewww
00:03:47.980 That doesn't feel right
00:03:50.300 I just did this, bro
00:03:53.100 I'm not feeling his head
00:03:54.180 Yo, my head does not feel right
00:03:56.020 Look at it, it's shiny
00:03:57.520 I can see the light bulbs
00:03:58.700 Dude, it's crooked in the back
00:03:59.860 That's just how you're super
00:04:01.440 Yeah, you have like a spot right there
00:04:03.360 Yo, what is going on?
00:04:04.840 What is this?
00:04:05.580 Yeah
00:04:05.800 That's just the human scalp
00:04:07.080 That's how it works
00:04:07.980 Dude, that's so cute
00:04:08.580 Everyone has like craters in their head
00:04:10.520 It's like a moon
00:04:11.940 This is wild as fuck
00:04:13.500 Yo, show them in the back
00:04:15.800 Turn around like quick
00:04:16.520 Show them in the back
00:04:17.200 Oh my god
00:04:18.700 He looks normal in the front though
00:04:21.920 Oh my gosh
00:04:23.840 Yo
00:04:24.820 Fuck, bro
00:04:25.860 Yo, guys
00:04:27.700 This looks ugly
00:04:29.740 You gotta get in there?
00:04:31.080 He's about to get up
00:04:32.300 Dude, I can't take this seriously
00:04:34.880 This is fucked, bro
00:04:35.760 Wait, is he putting a headlamp on?
00:04:37.520 We're gonna have to put him in a beanie all summer
00:04:39.900 Or a hat
00:04:41.400 Yeah, hats
00:04:42.620 Hats all summer
00:04:43.700 Yeah, I'm gonna need you to borrow that hat
00:04:45.320 When we're down here
00:04:46.140 Bass Pro Shops
00:04:47.820 I would never go bulb again
00:04:48.860 I can't
00:04:49.740 I don't think I'm gonna do it ever again
00:04:51.260 You did this?
00:04:51.720 I did this exact same shit
00:04:53.000 You're that bad?
00:04:53.260 Yup
00:04:53.500 What?
00:04:54.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:04:55.080 I'll show up on the IG pic
00:04:56.680 I uh
00:04:57.340 Um
00:05:00.040 Wait, what the fuck did Banks just say?
00:05:04.680 Can you please bring me to my dry cleaning?
00:05:07.520 What?
00:05:10.940 I mean, you gotta do it
00:05:12.260 What are your thoughts on how it looks?
00:05:14.880 Terrible, though
00:05:15.560 Terrible?
00:05:16.360 Straight up
00:05:16.840 Wait, this is your first time
00:05:18.080 Chad, who was in my stream when I shaved my shit?
00:05:20.060 Yeah, yeah
00:05:20.260 You've never shaved my head
00:05:21.440 Everyone's saying rug
00:05:22.520 100%
00:05:23.120 Yeah, that's normal
00:05:24.220 Call rug?
00:05:25.100 Okay, I'm gonna FaceTime right now
00:05:26.100 Show him my bald head
00:05:27.560 No, I had it
00:05:28.320 I had it, too
00:05:28.840 I had it, too
00:05:30.180 Yeah
00:05:30.620 Hold on, let me call rug
00:05:32.020 By night on the 14-year-olds
00:05:33.300 Yeah, yeah
00:05:34.020 Oh my god, bro
00:05:39.360 We might have to paint his head purple
00:05:43.500 For real
00:05:44.240 Shit
00:05:45.200 Paint my head purple?
00:05:47.300 I'm down
00:05:47.980 A purple head?
00:05:49.500 This is fucked up, bro
00:05:50.280 This is fucked up
00:05:50.880 This is, this is
00:05:52.180 Too bad, guys
00:05:54.000 This is enough problem
00:05:54.040 Summer hasn't even started yet
00:05:56.500 You realize you just fucked up your whole summer, right?
00:05:58.700 For real
00:05:59.060 Oh my gosh
00:06:02.080 We're just opening it up
00:06:03.060 It's not looking too hot
00:06:04.440 Yo, my head is so cold
00:06:06.340 Hold up
00:06:06.960 He texted
00:06:07.620 He's gonna call me right now
00:06:15.100 How many people were in my stream
00:06:16.920 I think I only had 40k
00:06:18.500 Not only
00:06:19.000 That's a lot
00:06:19.400 But I had 40k
00:06:20.220 I think
00:06:20.540 30k
00:06:21.080 Some shit
00:06:21.420 Someone said
00:06:22.580 Bowling ball
00:06:23.460 Bowling ball
00:06:25.140 Yo
00:06:26.140 What is this hairstyle right now?
00:06:28.800 I'm not gonna lie
00:06:29.200 You should just leave that, bro
00:06:30.140 Leave it like that
00:06:30.880 I think you should, too
00:06:31.500 Leave it
00:06:32.540 Leave the front?
00:06:33.680 For real
00:06:34.080 Like, actually
00:06:35.040 That'd be fucked up
00:06:35.640 Turn your head like
00:06:36.240 Go like that
00:06:36.760 Bro, leave it
00:06:38.140 I'm not gonna lie
00:06:38.820 Leave it
00:06:39.200 Clean it up a little bit, though
00:06:40.480 First
00:06:40.800 And then
00:06:41.140 Hey, chat
00:06:41.420 Should he leave that?
00:06:42.240 Do a poll
00:06:42.620 Do a poll
00:06:42.920 We should leave that
00:06:43.320 Should I leave the front
00:06:44.440 And keep the rest bald
00:06:45.360 Or just full bald
00:06:46.360 How come I make a visor
00:06:47.360 Make a visor?
00:06:49.020 A visor
00:06:49.820 What?
00:06:53.100 Dude
00:06:53.540 Yeah, I think you should just leave it
00:06:54.660 Just keep it like that
00:06:57.720 That's just front, bro
00:06:58.600 Yeah, 30k
00:07:02.140 Yeah, see
00:07:02.660 That's crazy
00:07:03.500 Do a poll
00:07:05.760 Do a poll
00:07:06.320 Full bald
00:07:07.160 Or keep it
00:07:08.160 What do you think's hotter?
00:07:11.540 Hey, man
00:07:12.220 He's 14
00:07:12.820 You got me fucked up
00:07:14.700 Leave it
00:07:15.800 Yes
00:07:16.260 Yes
00:07:16.280 Oh, it's 50-50
00:07:17.760 We gotta see
00:07:18.460 Everyone vote in the poll right now
00:07:19.380 Oh, no, no, no
00:07:20.100 They want it bald
00:07:20.840 They want it full bald?
00:07:22.460 They want it full bald?
00:07:23.340 Full bald
00:07:23.760 Okay
00:07:24.280 Oh, my God
00:07:25.260 I guess
00:07:26.040 Go crazy
00:07:26.620 Definitely on your side
00:07:28.060 Yeah, it would look so bad
00:07:29.240 What is bald
00:07:32.860 What is bald dawn lab
00:07:33.440 Gonna look like?
00:07:34.840 You're gonna find out
00:07:35.780 In a sec
00:07:36.300 You look like an egg
00:07:37.400 Literally
00:07:37.820 I know
00:07:38.580 Yup, literally
00:07:40.440 Why is my head so white?
00:07:42.860 I mean, I guess
00:07:43.300 It's never seen the sun
00:07:44.300 Yeah
00:07:44.800 Let me see some shit
00:07:46.620 At least I can get a tan head
00:07:48.140 Over this summer
00:07:48.860 Mine was
00:07:49.240 Mine was like
00:07:49.860 Fuck, bro
00:07:51.020 That's crazy
00:07:54.420 This is absolutely nuts
00:07:56.220 I didn't know
00:07:57.660 He was gonna do it
00:07:58.760 Dude
00:07:59.260 He looks so weird
00:08:04.220 Look at the top
00:08:05.820 What's that?
00:08:07.100 What's R9?
00:08:08.640 You look like a man
00:08:09.880 What's R9?
00:08:11.060 No, no, no
00:08:11.820 Dude
00:08:12.380 Bro
00:08:13.020 Yes, yes
00:08:15.160 You should leave that
00:08:16.820 He looks like the emoji
00:08:18.160 Bro, I'd be a unicorn
00:08:19.520 That's crazy
00:08:23.220 Bro
00:08:25.460 Chat, was I ugly when I was bald?
00:08:31.100 I wasn't that ugly
00:08:31.900 Are you as ugly as this?
00:08:37.200 Did you have a girlfriend?
00:08:38.620 Before this?
00:08:39.360 I had a girlfriend before this
00:08:40.680 Not now
00:08:41.160 He's not gonna get another one
00:08:42.320 I probably should have done this
00:08:44.920 With a girlfriend
00:08:45.620 Oh
00:08:46.480 By the time you go back to school
00:08:48.220 Nah, you're still gonna need to wear hats
00:08:50.920 I would say
00:08:51.640 About six
00:08:52.740 This is six months right here
00:08:53.740 Six months?
00:08:54.660 Right here, six months
00:08:55.440 Up here
00:08:55.820 Six months
00:08:57.120 I'll be 15
00:08:58.980 But
00:09:00.660 Chat, would you
00:09:01.560 You say my hair grows back fast, yeah?
00:09:03.380 You do
00:09:03.640 So
00:09:04.560 For you
00:09:05.400 I'm not gonna watch seven months, baby
00:09:08.500 To get it completely back
00:09:11.520 To normal
00:09:12.440 Six, seven months, I think
00:09:13.640 You got it
00:09:13.900 I can't believe I actually
00:09:14.760 Just did this
00:09:15.420 Like, look at the mat right now
00:09:16.860 This is crazy
00:09:19.520 I'm a literal egg
00:09:20.640 Hey, man
00:09:22.640 You got a little piece right there
00:09:24.000 Just leave it there
00:09:25.220 Dude
00:09:27.860 That's still a bad
00:09:28.980 Caillou
00:09:29.400 Hey
00:09:29.800 Crack the jokes
00:09:30.880 You guys crack the jokes with me
00:09:32.060 Bro, Caillou
00:09:33.280 Egghead
00:09:34.020 What else did I get?
00:09:35.680 All that shit, bro
00:09:36.700 Megamind
00:09:36.760 All of it, bro
00:09:38.020 I used to get all that shit
00:09:39.340 Aiden's brother
00:09:40.540 Like, this is crazy
00:09:41.460 Alex Caruso
00:09:43.920 Yep
00:09:44.500 Guys, how do I look
00:09:46.580 Fully bald
00:09:47.600 Let me know
00:09:49.080 Unless you want this
00:09:49.960 He's got a good shape
00:09:50.800 I think we could, uh
00:09:51.820 Get rid of that
00:09:52.640 Maybe
00:09:52.920 Yeah
00:09:53.700 Or should we leave it
00:09:54.960 It kind of suits you
00:09:55.800 Um
00:09:56.800 It looks like a weird big mole
00:09:58.540 You should go keep it
00:09:59.420 Keep it
00:10:00.240 You want to keep it
00:10:03.360 Actually or not
00:10:04.040 I don't care
00:10:04.940 It's kind of fire
00:10:05.700 It's like a signature
00:10:08.040 Yeah
00:10:08.700 Like a signature
00:10:09.520 V for
00:10:10.860 Oh, you should take the last part off
00:10:12.480 Alright, fuck it
00:10:13.260 Yep
00:10:13.600 Let's have Aiden shave the last part of my hair
00:10:16.860 What do I do?
00:10:17.360 Just like that
00:10:18.160 Turn it on
00:10:18.780 Don't accidentally take out
00:10:19.980 Can I hurt him or not?
00:10:20.980 No
00:10:21.180 Probably
00:10:21.680 Wait, bro
00:10:22.420 I mean, if you
00:10:23.380 Don't dig into his scalp
00:10:24.520 I don't know how to do this shit
00:10:26.340 Don't dig into my scalp
00:10:27.600 Just like
00:10:28.000 Like, just
00:10:29.180 Slurping you off
00:10:30.160 Okay
00:10:30.420 Just starts gushing blood
00:10:32.720 Okay
00:10:33.460 But you gotta turn it on
00:10:34.780 Okay, okay
00:10:36.540 Fuck, I really don't want to hurt you, bro
00:10:38.280 It's fine
00:10:38.840 You got this
00:10:39.500 There we go
00:10:40.820 Oh my god
00:10:43.880 Are you hurting you?
00:10:44.560 Nope
00:10:44.820 I don't feel a thing
00:10:46.420 Thomas?
00:10:48.160 Pinky
00:10:48.960 Pinky
00:10:50.160 Yeah
00:10:52.860 Okay, I think you're good
00:10:55.480 Dude, you're mis-
00:10:56.740 I don't want to hurt him, bro
00:10:57.920 I don't want to hurt him, bro
00:10:58.160 I don't want to hurt him, bro
00:10:59.200 What's he doing with the same as I go like
00:11:01.200 I go a bit more to the front
00:11:04.420 Yeah
00:11:04.800 I really don't want to hurt you
00:11:06.380 Like I-
00:11:06.800 Oh my god, bro
00:11:08.020 Charlie, fuck me
00:11:11.000 Zach, you don't do the thing
00:11:15.980 Okay, that's good, yeah?
00:11:17.120 Yeah
00:11:17.400 Guys, how do you rate it?
00:11:19.860 Ladiators
00:11:20.400 How's my haircut?
00:11:21.300 This dude just said fire
00:11:22.420 Looking good
00:11:23.420 Low key fire
00:11:24.320 Guys, please subscribe for me
00:11:25.860 This sucks
00:11:26.380 He's got a good shaped head
00:11:27.400 Yo, it doesn't even look that bad
00:11:28.900 Yeah, you think you don't have dents in your head
00:11:30.640 Yeah, exactly
00:11:31.440 Right
00:11:31.980 There's a little one in the back
00:11:32.940 That's gonna look terrible, though
00:11:34.080 I agree with him
00:11:36.100 It does look pretty terrible
00:11:37.120 Lasani is straight up
00:11:38.260 I feel like it's not enough
00:11:39.660 Oh, Rugg's calling me
00:11:40.600 I mean, I'm gonna talk to Rugg in a minute
00:11:46.620 Yo
00:11:47.060 Yo, what up, bro?
00:11:49.560 No way
00:11:50.420 Yo
00:11:51.120 No way
00:11:52.480 Yeah, bro, I went bald
00:11:54.020 Is that real?
00:11:55.640 It is real
00:11:56.280 It's so real
00:11:56.780 It's so real
00:11:57.700 There's no bald cap or anything on, like
00:12:00.100 On the stream
00:12:00.380 Yes, on the stream
00:12:01.660 You gotta watch it
00:12:03.120 Hey, Don Lad
00:12:04.180 You're fucking crazy
00:12:05.660 I mean, I had to do it, right?
00:12:08.600 That's crazy, dude
00:12:09.620 Bro, you're crazy, man
00:12:11.060 Yup, not to deal with it for the rest of the summer
00:12:13.760 The baldest kid in America
00:12:15.100 Hey, now we gotta film soon
00:12:15.960 No, we do have to film soon
00:12:17.540 For sure
00:12:17.640 For sure
00:12:17.880 It's been a minute, bro
00:12:18.700 You guys definitely gotta go
00:12:20.040 You guys gotta definitely do something right now
00:12:21.480 I'm gonna be there this weekend in San Diego
00:12:23.300 Okay, let's do it
00:12:25.000 Let's do it
00:12:25.660 I'll see you out there
00:12:27.000 Alright, hey, see you guys
00:12:28.340 Please, brother
00:12:29.460 You guys definitely gotta film something now
00:12:31.520 Yes
00:12:31.920 Now that the richest kid in America is bald
00:12:34.780 So what do you mean
00:12:35.400 So you're the richest kid in America, for real?
00:12:36.920 Yeah, I'm the richest kid in America
00:12:38.500 How much bread you got?
00:12:39.580 It's your name
00:12:39.920 Ooh, enough
00:12:42.120 I saw your crib
00:12:43.700 So, like, how?
00:12:44.880 How did you do that?
00:12:46.240 Oh, that's my dad's crib
00:12:47.580 Okay, so you have, like
00:12:48.360 Your dad's rich, not you
00:12:49.520 So
00:12:49.800 You don't even have a fucking ID
00:12:53.100 That is true
00:12:53.980 I don't have an ID
00:12:55.000 So, hold on, hold on, hold on
00:12:55.900 But look
00:12:56.260 So my question, like
00:12:57.180 Is it true that you have Jesus Christ, like, tiles?
00:12:59.520 Yeah, so
00:13:00.100 Bro, what the fuck?
00:13:01.420 The city of Jerusalem
00:13:02.440 They, like, took the tiles out
00:13:04.120 And the guy that used to own the house
00:13:05.920 He was visiting Jerusalem
00:13:07.000 And he's like
00:13:07.400 I want those tiles in my house
00:13:09.020 So he bought it from, like, the country of Jerusalem
00:13:11.680 That's wild as fuck
00:13:12.880 So
00:13:13.540 Is it weird to ask
00:13:16.060 What do you do for a living?
00:13:17.640 He's 14
00:13:18.520 What does dad do?
00:13:19.800 Is that weird?
00:13:21.880 Is that weird?
00:13:23.100 No, you can ask what his dad does
00:13:24.720 Oh, okay
00:13:25.120 So
00:13:25.500 Is it legal, like, what are you doing?
00:13:27.340 It is legal
00:13:28.100 Wow
00:13:28.500 He owns apartment complexes
00:13:31.240 So, like, real estate
00:13:32.320 Oh, that's
00:13:32.920 He's good
00:13:33.660 He's been, like, at home, like, retired, kind of, for, like, 30 years
00:13:36.840 Oh, nice, hey
00:13:37.800 He's going crazy
00:13:38.660 He owns San Diego
00:13:39.560 And he just went bald recently, too
00:13:41.680 So now I can match dad's dad
00:13:42.900 There you go
00:13:43.620 There you go
00:13:44.340 Hey, fist bump?
00:13:46.040 I'm not
00:13:46.480 You're not telling me something
00:13:48.360 You can't leave him hanging like
00:13:49.660 Yeah, you can't leave him hanging
00:13:50.640 No, no, no, no, no
00:13:51.280 Because there's something
00:13:52.180 Because the fans keep telling me that shit, too
00:13:53.980 Something's wrong
00:13:54.560 All right, well, basically
00:13:55.660 It just means we should fuck
00:13:56.980 No, see?
00:13:57.780 I knew it
00:13:58.360 I knew it
00:13:58.880 I'm not fucking with you
00:13:59.560 Oh, so I'm getting
00:14:00.160 Can I get this one?
00:14:01.420 See?
00:14:01.980 All right, brother
00:14:03.820 No, I knew it was something
00:14:05.360 Just one
00:14:05.980 Hell no
00:14:06.560 Hell no
00:14:07.200 How old are you?
00:14:08.360 How old are you?
00:14:09.860 Who's going to kick my ass?
00:14:10.760 Tammy
00:14:10.980 Wait, Zax, you have a present
00:14:12.100 She is?
00:14:12.500 I think he's going to kick your ass
00:14:13.380 Charlie
00:14:15.600 Yeah
00:14:16.100 You're so cute
00:14:16.940 Okay, I'm going downstairs
00:14:18.480 Come on
00:14:18.860 You guys leaving?
00:14:20.220 Zax has a little present
00:14:21.140 I gotta give you a little present first
00:14:22.700 Bro
00:14:23.140 Little present
00:14:24.100 Little present
00:14:24.840 What is it, bro?
00:14:25.120 What is it, bro?
00:14:26.060 All right
00:14:26.300 Wait, let me, let me
00:14:27.520 Just a little present
00:14:28.680 Hey, man
00:14:29.200 Little present
00:14:30.160 I don't fuck with gifts, bro
00:14:31.900 I don't like surprises
00:14:33.540 Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:14:34.840 Chat, ain't that right?
00:14:35.680 I'm from the streets, man
00:14:36.680 I don't play that shit
00:14:37.500 No, no, no
00:14:37.940 You're going to like this surprise
00:14:39.020 All right, you got to close your eyes really quick
00:14:40.920 Wait
00:14:41.360 You can approve of it
00:14:42.880 You can approve of it
00:14:43.900 Just close your eyes
00:14:45.320 What is it?