Adin Ross Speedruns ONLY UP
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 35 minutes
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97.43912
Summary
On this episode of the WDFA Podcast, the crew talks about Aiden and Alyssa Milano, the future of the NFL, and much more. Don t miss it! (00:00)
Transcript
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Yeah, don't look up. We need to get to the top. Shut up. We'll make it. I wonder what awaits us there. The unknown is frightening
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Jack, so do you guys even want to see Aiden and your date again or now? You don't even care do you?
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I just want to rolly rolly rolly with a dab ranch
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Okay, should be good try try doing the donate shot try doing it now
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The content of money worth it I've heard a thousand fucking times dude
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So fucking cringe all you guys I think it's funny stuff
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To that streamer or youtuber or whatever he is that playing with me who the fuck young boy, man
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The railroad was opened here one hundred twenty years ago
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I need y'all to tell me where the shortcuts are
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I cut niggas off cause I know bass don't cover favorites
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These are people that know more about the border
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They've never endorsed a candidate for president
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Slow down my go too fast chap moving too fast got thick in my hand
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Don't wonder that they lost up in the substance
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Where's the, where's the, where's the elevator over here, chat?
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Chad, do you guys like lean, fuck, why do I gotta do this, fuck, fuck, fuck, what do I go for,
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I was still sitting in a case drop quick, trying to bring my brother home, ayy.
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I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
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I put them all into account, but it's my concentration that wasn't really there all along.
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Guys, if Hitler really saw me right now, what would he do?
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They say they gettin' high, but they not high spot Marley.
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Got a whooping in public, I just wanna go home.
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I've been touchin' when food change say cheese.
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I swear to God, I literally fuck her in her ass.
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Every time I move in here, you come and take it all over.
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Every time I move in here, you come and take it all over.
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Chat, what did you guys do for Father's Day today?
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If I had a dollar for every time these niggas hate, I'd be rich like...
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You guys are just always fucking complaining. I don't even know anymore, honestly, what you guys truly like and you don't like.
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Like, I honestly don't even know what you guys like, bro.
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It's 2-2 game, bitch. We the motherfucking opposition.
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Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
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Well, once we beat this game, I never have to play it ever again.
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What streamer took the longest to beat this game, chat?
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This game was fucking easy for everyone hyping it up and shit.
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Appreciate all you motherfuckers for tuning in and watching me beat this game.
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Finally, I don't have to play this fucking game.
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All you motherfuckers that watched me play this game.
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It took very long for me to beat this game and I did it, man.
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y'all always count on god he's done miracles on me chat all gods Allah he's done miracles
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Jesus Christ Abraham he's done all gods he's done miracles on us we love God he's done miracles on me
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look at God he's done miracles on me who's your God he's done miracles on me
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he's done miracles on me chat I'm not gonna lie Donda's the most underrated fucking um era
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like if you really think about it bro the album listening party was so artist like
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artistic like I think I forgot to turn off the kettle at home I need to go back or whatever
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wait so I gotta go back down someone play what's that Drake song I swear to God that I'm gone
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good luck the next part cheeser you're a dick sucker I'm hopping on that bed
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right do I go for the bed or nah nah it's not worth it fuck that you be
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I have to walk this
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say you swore to fucking god I gotta walk this bro shut the fuck up there's no way I have to walk
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this yo say you swore to fucking god I gotta walk this whole thing
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flying without wings is cruel fun hey bitch get the fuck out of my ear whore
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I'm not cheesier I'm not gonna actually walk it nevermind
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holy fuck I don't even know how I'm walking on this right now
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chat whenever you go outside it's the best thing to do in the world
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you guys have all watched work by earth by yourself
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like why are motherfuckers playing stupid shit like that in my fucking ear dog
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like motherfuckers talking about slavery in my ear dude
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like I don't even get what the fuck I'm talking about bro
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Y los haré solo para decirte lo mucho que lo siento
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Que si me ven con otra en una disco solo has perdido mi tiempo
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You like practice like fucking like killing yourself
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And play this fucking game and get paid millions
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David, I'll tell my chat that Saturn's not a real planet's gas, right?
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There's one planet that everyone thought was a planet
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No, it's something that you tell Teaser that you want all the time from him
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Do you, do you like that song Peaches and Eggplants?
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I don't know if whoever made this game is a genius. I'm like we should make a part two of this
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I swear to God it's like the most addicting game. Really? Yes, bro. Imagine this shit in like the Apple Vision Pro like 3D like VR
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or the shoot hit crazy. Very much so. What the hell? Looking up someone's fucking skirt. Wait David so is kick them to last forever? Hell yeah. It's taking out Twitch bro. It's getting all the biggest streamers. Amaranth came too you know who that is? Of course. Yeah I heard never mind. Never mind. Dude what do I do? I have to go through her legs I think.
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Yeah this is the only time you're going through any bitch's legs. David Strohberg. Come on this is the closest you've been to a pussy in months.
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Dude they're saying the pussy smells like fish. Yeah there's a fish right there. Is that a condom? Chat nobody should really be using condoms anymore I'm not gonna lie. What what?
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I mean bro there's no point just pull out. Look it. You know you can still get OCDs and get a bitch pregnant by doing that?
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Okay. Do it yourself or find out. David Strohberg. God my fucking leg is hurting bro. Look at that hand fingering the bitch. I know. This game is so creative. Come on. Is that Shion and Mami?
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On my phone. Fuck you bitch. He always has to ruin it bro. Like always has to fucking ruin it bro. So.
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Can I go up this? No. Refresh it? Give me a second. Guys could we just do no more TTS and shit? Yes or no? Please. Guys I'm so close to beating it I think.
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Please. I love Oreos. Chat does anyone just want Oreos now? Huh. Is that a vibrator? Yo am I a vibrator? What?
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What girl is this? What's this girl's name chap? I gotta go on her hair I think. God fucking dammit.
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Oh my god. It's so fucking scary. Oh my god. It's so fucking scary. Can I jump on this bottle? Okay.
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Am I going somewhere? Hey! That was in the chat bro.
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You're halfway done. It's a little baby beat. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.
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Do you say popping bottles, putting supermodels in a cab?
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Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own.
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Yo, two words, Chi-town, Southside, worldwide, cause I repped that.
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I fucking died, one neck, two chains, one waist, two guests.
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Grammy nominated, hotel accommodated, cheerleader, prom dated.
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Barbershop player, hated mom and pop bootlazed it.
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You get so mad when I call them hood rats, cause they actually live in the hood.
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Look at this bitch, she's definitely in the hood.
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And this is where it gets really fucking scary, guys.
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Chav, out of the ASMR, would you guys watch it and like, listen and like, put your ears to it?
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It has been said that the greatest fear in life, the one that gives rise to all other fears, is the fear of death.
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I might start a ride, I might start a ride, I'm so fucking tired, I'm so soft, what's she say, feeling good, I'm feeling great, tired, I'm fucking late, stuck in your shoes on, I'm okay.
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Hey, LLJ in the chat, man. Did you go back a hundred years? What?
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Well, I got a sister, yeah, but she died two years ago. Your sister died? The one I met? Yeah, she died two years ago.
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I didn't know that, I'm so sorry. That lovely girl I met, your sister, died? Yeah, she died before, before she died, yeah.
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Beaching my fever, bitches bringing me out the dark.
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They keep me thinking that we almost had it all.
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The scars of your love, they leave me breathless.
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You can't jump on the fucking cheese, you idiots
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I don't want to do it dude. Why is there a dragon bro?
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Dog that thing scared the fuck out of me. Can it hit me?
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It can oh my god great so fucking scary and like loud and like has a big-ass dragon dick
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wants to put in my fucking white pussy come on dude see like I don't like hearing that dude
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No, it doesn't okay. Just don't go. Don't make it mad
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What I could do right here chat just have to literally climb up the keyboard sounds hey listen to me
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I don't care it get me a softer keyboard then bro. You guys find me one, okay
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Chad, what do you guys think the dragons pronouns are?
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This way it's gotta be this way I'm not gonna lie
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Look at this shit bro like can I hide like what do I do bro? I'm scared oh god
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Are you are you shitting me you guys just said it is it
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This type of pizza right here the microwave one
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Which one of you boys in my chat likes some fried chicken?
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Like all in god this is the hardest part of the entire game
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Great the dragon's coming so how do I dodge it chat?
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Come on this is the most important jump of the game
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That little stick that little stem where I'm the fuck it's called
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Please I'm begging you god I'll do better I'll do better Jesus Christ please
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And bro next for the $2,000 reviewer host man we have a good stream bro
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Just kidding I only watched you for Pammy's big tits now your steams are boring as shit
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What percentage am I done with the game now bro
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I'm too fucking almost done to fucking fuck around you know
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there's a dragon don't kill me where do i go so where do i go then see so i'm telling you guys bro where do i go
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dk id tipped one dollar okay describe aiden ross in one word baby murderer describe pasha rafiq in
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one word oh you know what aiden you used save the kids to take advantage of young children for an nft
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scam terrible person chantelle was right hashtag save the kids chat so i walk up this right i walk up
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who's from the uk what's going on who's from poland
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xbox message niggas can see it i'm on the flag now what tipped one dollar
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damn i hear a lot about pammy maybe i should try it as well jump from the flag where her big tits
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thirty three hundred six tipped one dollar yes hey meathead when you get to the vines walk up
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i don't know what this one is probably uh argentina walk up this
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the fuck is up oh it's a 4090 i actually got this uh shout out to paradox for building me that
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minecraft chests can you open them that'd be kind of cool if you can loot
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rubik's cube under ibuprofen it's like a fucking lean pint
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80 it's frankie tipped one dollar season one they escape at the end season two teddy dies
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season three michael dies now don't have to watch prison break huh
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and why would you why would you guys allow him to fucking donate that
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fucking damn it one dollar you've seen cheezer play this
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shit what's with this acting clip bro shut the fuck up
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monkeyman one tipped one dollar pammy deserved better from the starter fat and white
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xxx underscore jimbo underscore xxxx 420 tipped one dollar
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brought wtf some random kickstaff never seen before came into xqc chat and told him to stop watching
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movie or he gets banned and also the movie wasn't netflix movie brah how come rules changed just now
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i don't know qc was gonna do lots of movie nights but now none go back go back go back message niggas
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can see it can i walk on this one dollar would you rather have a woman fly your plane you neon fly
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bro i don't like a walk on that bro are you sure
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white boy tipped one dollar bro has to be acting retarded on purpose because there ain't no way
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this giant is like my father just as scary and huge but in fact useless and worthless
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aiden's underscore left underscore nut tipped one dollar aiden did you shower today no
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i didn't make i didn't make it how do i make that one i got a run jump maybe on the potato
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dude oh my god i got bailed gotta launch paddle over here
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is this lebron uncircumcised jew tipped one dollar
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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza
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one docent scream when you put it in the oven funny dude it's really not even
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fucking oh my god i got bailed xbox message niggas can see it white boy tipped one dollar
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xbox message niggas can see it alex tipped one dollar aiden i love you
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tipped two dollars and 22 cents what's the difference between twitch and pammy aiden can't
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see choker tipped one dollar i wish i was that tick tocker bussing and pammy's bony cheeks rn
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crazy cuz that's the love of your life and she is running around with fruity retards and taking mad bbc
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what do i gotta land at oh i have a bat i see i see i see okay
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xbox message niggas can see it joker underscore lol tipped one dollar aiden are very grateful
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and i am too and i want to give away to the community and if you help out to do it i will
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tech cons tipped one dollar aiden just want to say you've been a big inspiration to this
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generation and keep doing what you're doing thanks brother also you're a
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bitch ass stinky jew and that's why you got stabbed by your uncle all right
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that was extra but we are in this world to gain experience wait we go tipped one dollar
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oh my god bro it feels so good to beat this game bro it's like
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literally reaching climax and sex i'm not even joking times a thousand hitting a
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fucking max win on gambling it's amazing bro winning this shit thank you all for watching me
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win this shit wow bro succeeding and beating this game look how high up we got bro thank you all so
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much for tuning in and and and watching me get through this shit it was a fucking journey man
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everyone that contributed put in an hour a minute a second into watching this shit
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it thank you it's a great game i actually have fun playing this game uh only up thank you so much
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for the fun i hope you guys make it uh part two would be a lot of fun
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fucking game bro what do you guys rate this game one through ten chat
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thank you how many minutes is that 61 21 82 wait oh mom
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how many minutes is that that's four hours it's three hours no 61 20 times two 240 about four hours and 15 minutes
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wow this game teaches you a valuable lesson about life man
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as a reward you get a spaceship now you are the pilot of your life
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you still have a lot to learn but now you can do what you want and fly wherever you want
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teach you man never give up in life you're gonna fall down a thousand times chat you gotta get up and go up
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it's the real life lesson it's the real life lesson it is you know what i mean chat so
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whatever you got going on in life keep going up you'll fall down a thousand times
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congratulations you've taken a small step in this game but it's a giant step for your life
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good luck and patience in your future adventures and may the force be with you
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wow what a great game man it's actually a very good game
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what a great fucking game man can't quit man can't show the example to quit this time knew we
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had to complete it today we would have completed yesterday but
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the end is there you guys think there's gonna be a part two there has to be they just killed it