Adin Live - February 17, 2024


Adin Ross Surprises Assistant With His DREAM CAR!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

158.8593

Word Count

1,829

Sentence Count

350

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

On this episode, the brother and sister duo of the get into a heated argument about who should drive the M4 and who should get to drive the Lamborghini. Also, we talk about a new car the brother bought for his 20th birthday.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I don't want you to be 21.
00:00:01.220 Yeah, I know, but you turned 20.
00:00:03.180 You've been killing it for me, crushing it for me lately,
00:00:06.080 and I just want to show my appreciation to you,
00:00:07.780 and I got you a nice little birthday gift.
00:00:10.860 Give me a guess what it is.
00:00:15.360 Um, I don't know with you.
00:00:19.080 All right, just look.
00:00:19.720 All right, you don't even got to guess.
00:00:21.640 I'll tell you what.
00:00:22.360 Everyone's been having a birthday citrus in the chat.
00:00:24.360 Take off the hoodie.
00:00:25.980 Now?
00:00:27.240 I think you should just pull that, pull that, pull that, pull that.
00:00:30.000 Bro, what the fuck?
00:00:44.540 Dude!
00:00:49.900 What the fuck?
00:00:51.680 Now I fucking love you, bro.
00:00:53.160 Love you too, man.
00:00:53.920 Love you too.
00:00:54.280 Happy birthday, bro.
00:00:55.480 It's your first car, too.
00:00:56.660 You just got your...
00:00:57.340 Why is that the license plate?
00:00:58.860 69?
00:00:59.460 What the fuck?
00:01:00.720 What the fuck?
00:01:02.800 Nah, this is insane.
00:01:05.460 It's an M4 BMW, fully loaded, packaged, all that stuff.
00:01:10.080 Bro, I appreciate you so much, bro.
00:01:12.660 Oh, he's crying.
00:01:14.480 A little shy.
00:01:15.120 Dude, orange too for citrus?
00:01:17.940 Yeah, that too.
00:01:18.800 I told him that it had any orange.
00:01:20.380 Bro, what the fuck?
00:01:22.000 I said, in there, dude.
00:01:24.020 Dude, I'm scared.
00:01:24.760 I'm the only one who's driven to inspire.
00:01:26.440 Can you unlock it?
00:01:28.640 Yeah.
00:01:29.160 This is a Lamborghini key.
00:01:31.020 Oh.
00:01:31.500 Hey.
00:01:32.580 Bro, what is wrong with you today?
00:01:33.940 Wait.
00:01:35.180 I can't.
00:01:35.620 I can't.
00:01:35.900 I can't.
00:01:36.180 I can't.
00:01:37.460 Bro, this shit is fire.
00:01:38.900 Yo, it's...
00:01:40.240 Yo.
00:01:40.580 Yo.
00:01:43.420 Yo.
00:01:45.080 Bro.
00:01:45.860 Turn it on.
00:01:47.520 Yeah.
00:01:48.080 How do I turn it on?
00:01:48.980 It's like Pedo Mobile.
00:01:49.960 Right on the right.
00:01:50.480 Yo.
00:01:50.760 Why'd you read that?
00:01:52.920 Why would you read that?
00:01:56.160 I don't know how to...
00:01:57.280 Look, listen.
00:01:58.040 Right there.
00:01:58.560 The start to engine.
00:01:59.500 Hold the red button right there.
00:02:01.280 Hold that.
00:02:02.140 It's not gonna go forward?
00:02:03.140 No, no.
00:02:03.960 You don't have to drive?
00:02:04.940 Yes!
00:02:05.580 Go.
00:02:05.960 He's gonna crash it.
00:02:06.900 For the brake and hold it down.
00:02:09.400 That's a brake.
00:02:11.040 Bro.
00:02:12.180 For the brake and then hold the button down.
00:02:16.820 Nice piece, bro.
00:02:17.820 Nice ride.
00:02:18.820 And I like the lights.
00:02:19.680 It's got glow lights.
00:02:20.760 Look at the hood.
00:02:27.560 Bro.
00:02:27.600 Looks like you're great.
00:02:32.520 This should have some interior to open it.
00:02:35.480 Dude, I appreciate you, bro.
00:02:36.800 I love you.
00:02:37.660 I love you.
00:02:39.780 I love you.
00:02:40.700 Hey, they're saying to Revit.
00:02:42.020 Revit?
00:02:42.480 How do I Revit?
00:02:43.380 All right, now.
00:02:44.680 How do I Revit?
00:02:45.780 The Minermobile.
00:02:47.200 Dude.
00:02:47.780 It's like the gas.
00:02:48.520 I'm putting it in the drive.
00:02:49.600 Just keep it.
00:02:50.140 Oh shit. It's a V8 right? Wait how do I switch it to the 4? Oh it's an M4. Yeah yeah.
00:02:59.140 Chill! Chill! Chill! Chill! Chill! There's two Jews in here.
00:03:11.140 You know how to turn it off now? Yes I know how to turn it off.
00:03:15.140 There you go. Why is the music still playing? Because you have to close the door.
00:03:21.140 Are you sure? Yeah come out and close the door. Dude this is fucking insane.
00:03:26.140 I'm scared of driving. Don't slam it like a guy. What did it do to you?
00:03:31.140 When did you get your license? A week ago?
00:03:36.140 Two weeks ago you got it? This is your first car? First ever fucking car. Your first car is an M4.
00:03:42.140 That's actually kind of a flex. This shit is fucking sexy bro.
00:03:51.140 Are you gonna get a wrap? No this color is fire. With tinted windows? You gotta get a tint for sure.
00:03:57.140 And stars in the roof? You gotta get the stars too. Hell yeah.
00:04:01.140 With the license plate that says head mod? Easy. Head mod.
00:04:06.140 Bro thank you bro. Thank you so fucking much.
00:04:09.140 I got you. I got you.
00:04:12.140 It's fucking crazy.
00:04:15.140 I'm like you I'm scared. No this car is so hard. You're on the block? You're on the block.
00:04:19.140 Hey y'all should go around. Here you go. You wanna go?
00:04:24.140 Here I got it. I'm good.
00:04:28.140 Well pre me crashing.
00:04:32.140 This guy probably doesn't know how to fucking drive. Great chat. GG. I know bro.
00:04:36.140 Unlock the car.
00:04:48.140 I got you.
00:04:50.140 Well you know how to do that at least. That's good.
00:04:54.140 Oh shit the seats are so comfortable.
00:04:56.140 I feel like they're better than uh.
00:04:59.140 These aren't race bucket seats right?
00:05:01.140 Nah they're like luxurious.
00:05:03.140 They're comfy.
00:05:05.140 Wait he said.
00:05:07.140 Push to the.
00:05:08.140 Put that bitch in sport mode.
00:05:11.140 Left?
00:05:13.140 Tired as fuck chat.
00:05:16.140 Oh there we go.
00:05:19.140 It is.
00:05:22.140 Why are y'all saying GG's?
00:05:26.140 You know what you're doing? You have a camera right there.
00:05:30.140 Oh yeah yeah I'm super.
00:05:33.140 Bro.
00:05:34.140 You scared?
00:05:35.140 This is the first time I ever drove.
00:05:36.140 Oh my god chat.
00:05:37.140 How do I tell you? I actually didn't pass. I just uh.
00:05:40.140 Paid someone.
00:05:41.140 Oh god.
00:05:43.140 I paid someone.
00:05:45.140 Go drive down that way. We're not going.
00:05:46.140 Yeah yeah I know.
00:05:47.140 Put your. Start turning to the left.
00:05:49.140 Get your ass that way.
00:05:51.140 I'm saying stay. I'm telling you to stay right here.
00:05:54.140 I gotta like get used to it.
00:05:55.140 Put in D.
00:05:56.140 Put in D.
00:05:59.140 Nah keep it pushing.
00:06:00.140 Run red lights bro.
00:06:01.140 Run red lights.
00:06:03.140 Oh he's right here?
00:06:04.140 Wait. Run red lights?
00:06:05.140 Alright I'm going to take a picture.
00:06:06.140 I'm going to take a picture with you one sec.
00:06:07.140 Dude.
00:06:08.140 Bro just go straight down the road.
00:06:10.140 Dude.
00:06:11.140 Drive Citrus.
00:06:13.140 Drive slow there's a cop right there.
00:06:14.140 Where?
00:06:15.140 You see that cop at the end of the road?
00:06:17.140 No.
00:06:18.140 Be honest do you actually know how to drive?
00:06:19.140 Yes bro.
00:06:20.140 I literally passed my driver's test.
00:06:22.140 Oh yeah I see the car.
00:06:23.140 Dude you're holding my phone phone number.
00:06:24.140 What did Will say?
00:06:25.140 He said pass red lights.
00:06:27.140 No.
00:06:28.140 Did he actually just say that?
00:06:30.140 Okay buddy there's a cop.
00:06:31.140 Hey.
00:06:32.140 Hey.
00:06:33.140 Retard.
00:06:34.140 Turn left right here.
00:06:35.140 Turn left?
00:06:36.140 Floor this.
00:06:37.140 Not off the turn.
00:06:38.140 You have to turn into it.
00:06:40.140 You like my driving coach now?
00:06:41.140 Floor this go.
00:06:42.140 Floor it?
00:06:43.140 Ready?
00:06:44.140 This is my truck.
00:06:45.140 Nice.
00:06:51.140 Okay buddy.
00:06:52.140 Now there's other modes for sure.
00:06:53.140 Yeah.
00:06:54.140 Now it's driving sports.
00:06:55.140 Oh yeah.
00:06:56.140 What is that noise?
00:06:57.140 Put your seatbelt on.
00:06:58.140 Oh.
00:06:59.140 Dude my phone fell.
00:07:00.140 Fuck.
00:07:01.140 W.
00:07:02.140 I need to text and drive.
00:07:04.140 Who's that?
00:07:05.140 Let's turn him over.
00:07:06.140 No.
00:07:07.140 You're weird.
00:07:08.140 What is this music?
00:07:09.140 Alright where do we go?
00:07:10.140 U-turn?
00:07:12.140 Just.
00:07:13.140 Make a left.
00:07:14.140 Uh.
00:07:15.140 Go straight.
00:07:21.140 Oh nah.
00:07:22.140 It's not slow chat.
00:07:23.140 Y'all tripping.
00:07:24.140 No I'm just not doing it all the way.
00:07:25.140 If he floors it that shit is going crazy.
00:07:27.140 Alright.
00:07:28.140 I would say flip a Yui go back.
00:07:30.140 Flip a Yui?
00:07:31.140 Yeah.
00:07:32.140 What'd he say?
00:07:33.140 I don't know.
00:07:34.140 He was just standing there.
00:07:35.140 Oh nice.
00:07:37.140 What's the zero to 60?
00:07:39.140 What do you think?
00:07:40.140 Oh there's a turbo.
00:07:41.140 There is?
00:07:42.140 Yeah.
00:07:43.140 Yeah.
00:07:44.140 Yeah.
00:07:45.140 I don't know how to use that shit though.
00:07:46.140 See that's busting Yui right here?
00:07:48.140 That's cool.
00:07:49.140 Don't bust a Yui no.
00:07:50.140 This is a fucking intersection.
00:07:51.140 Can you take a left?
00:07:52.140 Turn left yeah.
00:07:56.140 There you go.
00:07:57.140 Good job.
00:07:58.140 Good boy.
00:07:59.140 Hey.
00:08:00.140 I know how to turn it.
00:08:01.140 Oh yeah it's manual.
00:08:03.140 This shit is loud.
00:08:04.140 Turn left right here.
00:08:05.140 Great it's a fucking blinking red.
00:08:06.140 You know what that means right?
00:08:07.140 Uh it means you.
00:08:08.140 It's like a soft spot.
00:08:09.140 Yield.
00:08:10.140 It's a yield.
00:08:11.140 You gotta wait.
00:08:12.140 You gotta wait.
00:08:13.140 I know.
00:08:14.140 What is this car doing?
00:08:15.140 Fuck it you know what?
00:08:16.140 Go straight and then do a Yui.
00:08:18.140 What?
00:08:19.140 I can just make a left.
00:08:20.140 Alright so go ahead and make your left when you're clear.
00:08:21.140 Where?
00:08:22.140 There's a car bro.
00:08:23.140 I'm not going.
00:08:24.140 Bro are you dumb?
00:08:25.140 I'm not going yet.
00:08:26.140 Nah it's like.
00:08:27.140 I just have to.
00:08:28.140 So I'm saying it's easier for you if you go straight and bend your.
00:08:31.140 Oh look a twin car.
00:08:32.140 Like now right?
00:08:33.140 Yeah.
00:08:34.140 Yeah.
00:08:35.140 Yeah.
00:08:36.140 Yeah.
00:08:37.140 Yeah.
00:08:38.140 Yeah.
00:08:39.140 Yeah.
00:08:40.140 Yeah.
00:08:41.140 Yeah.
00:08:42.140 Yeah.
00:08:43.140 Yeah.
00:08:44.140 Yeah.
00:08:45.140 Yeah.
00:08:46.140 Yeah.
00:08:47.140 Like now right?
00:08:48.140 Oh no.
00:08:49.140 Now this car.
00:08:50.140 Nice.
00:08:51.140 I can't win.
00:08:52.140 Do you see?
00:08:53.140 Are you clear?
00:08:54.140 Go inch up slowly Citrus.
00:08:55.140 I know.
00:08:56.140 Now I can see that way and that way.
00:08:57.140 Yeah.
00:08:58.140 There you go.
00:08:59.140 Now?
00:09:00.140 You go after this car.
00:09:01.140 No cause this car is going to go.
00:09:02.140 That's fine.
00:09:03.140 There's two lanes bro.
00:09:04.140 Go.
00:09:07.140 Go.
00:09:08.140 Go.
00:09:09.140 There you go.
00:09:10.140 Slow down.
00:09:11.140 Relax.
00:09:12.140 What are you doing?
00:09:13.140 Why are you jerking it like that?
00:09:14.140 Dude.
00:09:15.140 What are you doing?
00:09:16.140 What is that noise?
00:09:17.140 What is that noise?
00:09:18.140 What is that noise?
00:09:19.140 Like shift gears.
00:09:20.140 How?
00:09:21.140 The fucking stream snipe of doom.
00:09:22.140 Alright turn left of this light right here.
00:09:23.140 Turn left right here.
00:09:24.140 Dude what is that noise?
00:09:25.140 I don't know but turn left.
00:09:26.140 You have to shift.
00:09:27.140 How?
00:09:28.140 The fucking stream snipe of doom.
00:09:30.140 Alright turn left of this light right here.
00:09:36.140 Turn left right here.
00:09:37.140 Dude what is that noise?
00:09:38.140 I don't know but turn left.
00:09:40.140 You have to shift that's why.
00:09:42.140 Yeah.
00:09:43.140 How the fuck do I shift?
00:09:44.140 I don't I never drove stick.
00:09:46.140 They'll teach you.
00:09:47.140 Turn right here.
00:09:48.140 Left.
00:09:49.140 Left.
00:09:50.140 Left.
00:09:51.140 Bro driving stick is insane.
00:09:53.140 It's insane. I've never done that.
00:09:55.000 Kudos how to drive. Do you know how to drive manual, anyone?
00:09:58.940 Teach this motherfucker how to drive manual, Chad.
00:10:04.340 This shit is sexy.
00:10:08.320 Alright, Citrus, you got your first fucking car.
00:10:11.460 Thank you.
00:10:11.960 You gonna go drive or what are you gonna do?
00:10:13.320 I don't know.
00:10:15.280 Wait, how do I put it in port?
00:10:18.600 Oh, it's not stick GT's head.
00:10:20.240 It's not.
00:10:20.700 You have paddles, though, for sure.
00:10:22.040 Yeah, yeah, there's paddles right here.
00:10:22.820 That's what you gotta do.
00:10:24.100 You have to use the paddles on the wheel, so look.
00:10:26.280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:27.120 That's the shift.
00:10:28.340 That's your fucking gear.
00:10:30.540 Look, if this paddle, whenever you hear the...
00:10:32.960 Whenever you watch this, it's gonna show the gear.
00:10:36.940 When it changes, you tap it.
00:10:39.280 You just tap it, okay?
00:10:40.220 Just this?
00:10:41.160 Yeah.
00:10:42.100 Okay.
00:10:44.500 Only in sport mode.
00:10:45.360 If you're automatic, you don't gotta do that.
00:10:46.680 How do I go in automatic?
00:10:48.680 Watch out.
00:10:50.680 Shit, it's confusing.
00:10:51.760 You'll figure it out.
00:10:52.540 I don't know.
00:10:55.960 I think Tom knows.
00:10:57.160 I'm gonna ask him.
00:10:58.780 Ask GT, he knows how to drive it.
00:11:01.060 Wait, how do I put this in port?
00:11:01.940 Oh, there's a drive mode, which will change the game for you.
00:11:04.480 But we were in manual, that's why.
00:11:06.800 Which has it...
00:11:07.540 Is it bad to drive manual without shifting gears?
00:11:09.740 Wait.
00:11:11.320 Is that bad?
00:11:12.400 Who knows how to drive here?
00:11:13.400 Who knows how to fucking drive?
00:11:17.620 How do I put this shit in port?
00:11:18.900 All right, you figure it out.
00:11:19.740 Bro, stop.
00:11:20.660 Oh, isn't that?
00:11:22.620 Check the thing.
00:11:23.280 Yeah, you're a PC.
00:11:23.860 See?
00:11:24.180 Right there.
00:11:24.500 But...
00:11:24.740 кстати.
00:11:24.880 But...
00:11:25.020 But...
00:11:25.500 I do not want to pick one thing.
00:11:25.620 Yeah, you're a PC.
00:11:26.080 I do not want to play.
00:11:26.920 IルTVendo.
00:11:27.600 I want to...
00:11:28.020 I am just about to persuade me to...
00:11:28.760 But, uh...
00:11:29.060 what was that really bad about me?
00:11:29.960 I would need someone who Alex says...