Adin Live - Adin Ross & TJR Became Chefs... (ft. Santa Cruz)

00:00:00.000 Guys, today we are going to be cooking.

00:00:02.000 What's up, son?

00:00:03.000 Hey, two seconds.

00:00:04.000 If I got served these at a restaurant,

00:00:06.000 I would ask to speak to the manager.

00:00:08.000 Y'all get a seven.

00:00:09.000 Yeah!

00:00:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:12.000 I'm going to throw up, I think.

00:00:13.000 OK, so we're going to have, uh, yeah.

00:00:15.000 We're going to have.

00:00:16.000 Smarties idea.

00:00:17.000 OK, so yeah.

00:00:18.000 Blame me.

00:00:19.000 W Street.

00:00:20.000 W's in the chat.

00:00:21.000 All right.

00:00:22.000 So look, here's what we're going to have.

00:00:23.000 We're going to have, uh, two teams, 4v4.

00:00:24.000 We're going to run the draft.

00:00:25.000 We have three rounds.

00:00:26.000 Appetizer, entree, dessert.

00:00:27.000 Damn.

00:00:28.000 All right.

00:00:29.000 Wait, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

00:00:30.420 That's good.

00:00:31.140 Three meals in one time?

00:00:32.320 It's not three meals, it's one meal combined.

00:00:34.000 It's what course?

00:00:34.840 You wanna eat.

00:00:35.760 We're not eating, they're eating.

00:00:36.760 Yeah, they're gonna eat it.

00:00:37.760 Wait, so hold on a second.

00:00:39.120 You don't eat that shit too.

00:00:40.040 So wait, appetizer?

00:00:40.920 Entree, dessert.

00:00:41.920 Why dessert?

00:00:42.920 Because you need a tiebreaker.

00:00:45.080 Okay, that's fine, I'm smart enough.

00:00:46.880 All right, that's fair enough.

00:00:47.880 You gotta get your grill.

00:00:48.880 Oh!

00:00:49.880 The judges!

00:00:50.880 Go, go, go, go!

00:00:51.880 The judges!

00:00:52.880 The gentlemen and the judges we have.

00:00:55.420 Miss the one and only diamonds.

00:00:57.420 We have the one really Tasha toxic, sweaters ball, and then we have Santa Cruz right here.

00:01:02.280 Sir, we'll see how healthy it really is.

00:01:04.100 Yep.

00:01:04.600 So, we're also going to be judging you on how well you operate the kitchen too, okay?

00:01:10.040 TGR!

00:01:11.280 Oh, shit!

00:01:13.980 Damn, you look healthy as fuck.

00:01:15.600 God damn.

00:01:16.940 What's up, bro?

00:01:18.400 Pleasure, bro.

00:01:19.080 Pleasure, pleasure.

00:01:19.980 Why did you shake your ass when you...

00:01:22.240 Oh my god!

00:01:23.640 Let's get it, brother.

00:01:24.700 All right, look, so there's gonna be team captains here.

00:01:28.460 Sweater and Marky are the team captains.

00:01:30.540 All right, you guys pick.

00:01:32.180 And the first pick of the 2020s.

00:01:34.060 Rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors.

00:01:35.140 Oh, yeah, you guys go, go ahead.

00:01:36.740 Oh, shit.

00:01:37.580 Oh, nah.

00:01:38.780 Shake anything you want.

00:01:40.020 First pick.

00:01:41.180 Close your eyes.

00:01:41.900 Close your eyes.

00:01:44.740 Why are you holding my nose?

00:01:46.820 Who is it?

00:01:47.660 Cuff him.

00:01:48.660 All right.

00:01:50.580 Let's go, Marky.

00:01:51.580 You gotta look up and match it up and grab him.

00:01:53.580 Go Adrian, go Adrian.

00:01:58.280 Mark, you know how to cook, bro.

00:02:00.280 Hey.

00:02:01.240 Awake.

00:02:03.220 The Bahamian Scammer.

00:02:07.000 I'm not looking.

00:02:08.640 Shut up, David.

00:02:09.320 Security.

00:02:09.900 It's just weird.

00:02:12.640 TJR.

00:02:15.540 Now we got an all-star show.

00:02:16.940 We got an all-star show.

00:02:17.540 I'm not going to be sexy.

00:02:19.080 Wait, get this.

00:02:20.100 Oh, my God.

00:02:21.360 We're not going to be bad.

00:02:23.360 DUDE!

00:02:24.360 I feel your dick, oh god.

00:02:25.360 Bro, it'll be last.

00:02:26.360 Jordan!

00:02:27.360 Alright.

00:02:28.360 Is my name in the hat?

00:02:31.360 Is my name in the hat, bro?

00:02:33.360 Yeah.

00:02:34.360 Pick me and Marky.

00:02:36.360 Marky, get me and Marky.

00:02:37.360 I don't know.

00:02:38.360 Where's Kofi and Snaggy at?

00:02:39.360 Alright, who do you want?

00:02:40.360 I thought you were actually a good one.

00:02:41.360 I don't know.

00:02:42.360 Kofi.

00:02:43.360 Hi, it's Mikey.

00:02:44.360 He's not here.

00:02:45.360 He's not here.

00:02:46.360 Alright, um...

00:02:48.360 A-N-A!

00:02:49.360 A-N-A!

00:02:50.360 3 team! 3 team! 3 team!

00:02:54.360 3 team!

00:02:56.360 Now Kami, I'm starting to see you now.

00:02:58.360 Kami!

00:03:00.360 Kami!

00:03:02.360 And we get snaggy!

00:03:04.360 And we get snaggy!

00:03:06.360 Alright, wait.

00:03:08.360 Let's go!

00:03:10.360 Citrus!

00:03:12.360 Wait, wait, wait!

00:03:14.360 Kazi!

00:03:16.360 Kazi!

00:03:19.160 So let's go over the contestants real quick judges judges hello

00:03:23.600 Let's talk

00:03:25.600 Okay, you guys will also be judged on your performance not only with the food and how good it is fuck up

00:03:32.020 Hey

00:03:33.360 You will also be judged upon how well one sanitary, okay?

00:03:37.860 How good are you like in the sanitary you're scratching your ass. You have to be comfortable with your sister. You gotta be clean

00:03:42.860 Yes, I'm just up your chef. I must say this just because there's a couple y'all that are kind of sexy

00:03:48.220 It does not mean you get extra points, okay?

00:03:54.780 I take my food review seriously.

00:03:57.820 And Convy, you owe me money.

00:03:59.620 So you're going to get me done.

00:04:01.200 How much are you?

00:04:03.600 We're going to flash action.

00:04:05.000 You owe Ash Wilder their money.

00:04:06.960 No, Chats, we're not far for it.

00:04:08.260 She's lying.

00:04:08.900 Wait, you paid me for it?

00:04:10.040 No, I don't.

00:04:10.820 You don't want to fuck that?

00:04:11.920 He paid me to get boned on his stream and didn't even pay me.

00:04:15.900 Wow.

00:04:16.260 L-scammer.

00:04:18.260 How much are you?

00:04:20.260 A couple hundred dollars, but now I want interest.

00:04:22.260 I don't have the money.

00:04:24.260 And then let's meet the other judge right here.

00:04:26.260 Wait, Marky. Come introduce your girlfriend, bro.

00:04:28.260 That sweater's girlfriend.

00:04:30.260 Oh, sweater, come here.

00:04:32.260 How long have you guys been dating for?

00:04:34.260 Wait, you're always in conference chat too, right?

00:04:36.260 Why am I even lying?

00:04:38.260 That's your head mod, you f***ing, right?

00:04:40.260 Yes, yes. He f***ed her.

00:04:42.260 You put your f***ing dick inside of her.

00:04:44.260 Hey, what's your username?

00:04:46.360 It's Tasha.

00:04:47.080 Well, she being your child name.

00:04:48.240 Yeah.

00:04:48.680 She kept my cookies for me.

00:04:49.700 That's Tasha.

00:04:50.260 That's Tasha.

00:04:51.260 Okay, so judges, what are you looking for here?

00:04:53.600 What's the way to win this?

00:04:54.620 Okay, okay.

00:04:55.420 Presentation.

00:04:55.860 It's not just like how the food tastes.

00:04:57.140 It has to look good, okay?

00:04:58.320 That's part of the experience.

00:04:59.700 How does it smell?

00:05:00.780 What textures are you giving us?

00:05:02.200 It's very important.

00:05:02.940 Also, your performance in the kitchen, you know, when you watch these shows, it's, yes,

00:05:05.940 chef.

00:05:06.220 You guys know that?

00:05:07.100 Yes, chef.

00:05:07.500 Yes, chef.

00:05:07.960 Yes, chef.

00:05:08.460 Yes, chef.

00:05:08.880 And you're going to have a lead chef, and then you're going to have sous chefs.

00:05:11.420 and the sous chef can't bitch, okay?

00:05:13.340 Yes, chef, when you're rounding a corner.

00:05:15.040 I'm not going to lie, I'm not getting bitched by Mark.

00:05:16.380 You guys need to be locked in.

00:05:17.380 Mark is maldated, David Ross.

00:05:19.560 Yes, chef.

00:05:20.480 Yes, sir.

00:05:21.380 Hell not.

00:05:22.740 I got a question, though.

00:05:24.500 What if the food, like, it looked nasty,

00:05:26.340 but it tastes real good?

00:05:27.280 Ooh, thanks.

00:05:28.320 That's tough.

00:05:28.960 This is a high-end restaurant.

00:05:30.020 You can't get some...

00:05:31.000 Get over here.

00:05:32.620 I want something scrumptious, something exotic.

00:05:35.820 Can we, our judges,

00:05:37.000 could you have him take his rag off?

00:05:38.840 I mean, it's disgusting.

00:05:39.460 I need to get some chef.

00:05:40.560 All right, and then what are some other rules that you guys are looking for here?

00:05:44.780 Like, what are you guys looking for?

00:05:45.740 It got to be scrumptious.

00:05:46.860 It got to be exotic.

00:05:48.020 It got to be something.

00:05:48.820 I'm not no Stouffer's.

00:05:49.920 I don't want no Facebook Marketplace-ass plate.

00:05:52.460 I want something serious, okay?

00:05:54.080 Okay.

00:05:54.440 I want to see culinary skills.

00:05:55.600 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:56.160 I'm not playing.

00:05:56.800 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:57.440 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:57.540 Because right now, it's looking like a zero out of a ten.

00:05:59.380 I wouldn't trust food.

00:06:00.280 Are you hungry?

00:06:00.840 How hungry are you from?

00:06:01.580 I'm hungry as hell.

00:06:02.700 Like, a scale of one to ten, I only ate four tacos today.

00:06:05.460 Bitch, I'm starving.

00:06:06.340 Only?

00:06:07.120 Why are you saying only?

00:06:08.120 All day, I might as well be on Ozepic at this point.

00:06:10.900 I'm hungry, so y'all need to get cooking.

00:06:12.380 What about you? Are you hungry?

00:06:13.580 I'm starving.

00:06:15.140 I'm hungry for some healthy food.

00:06:16.720 I eat healthy food, so I hope you guys whip up something healthy, okay?

00:06:19.660 You know about healthy food?

00:06:21.260 Yes, dude.

00:06:22.120 I'm just saying in general.

00:06:23.780 You like carrots?

00:06:24.800 I mean, yeah, I like carrots.

00:06:26.040 Let's bring the wheel over here.

00:06:27.620 I'll tell you what.

00:06:29.000 Mark your sweater, I got to spin it.

00:06:30.500 Sweater's got to go first.

00:06:32.820 Chat, let's just show the chat what we got.

00:06:34.800 We got Jewish food.

00:06:36.040 You already know, that's the best food, by the way.

00:06:37.660 we got jewish food we got jewish food chinese mexican it's not human meat shut the fuck up

00:06:43.520 no it's not no it's not you got italian food chinese mexican italian american chinese mexican

00:06:49.660 italian sweater spin that shit three different courses let's write it down write it down the

00:06:54.480 first one sweater must cook is appetizer come on something good mexican mexican american

00:07:02.260 All right, so your first book, your entree now is American.

00:07:16.220 Appetizer, sorry, it's American.

00:07:17.840 All right, all right, here we go.

00:07:18.820 I'm about to spin it up.

00:07:19.660 Let's go.

00:07:20.560 The appetizer, let's go.

00:07:22.540 They got American.

00:07:24.000 They got American.

00:07:25.260 We need to get us something.

00:07:26.580 Mexican, Mexican.

00:07:27.860 Nachos, Italian.

00:07:29.140 Italian, Italian.

00:07:30.280 Bread.

00:07:30.660 You can do some really good bread.

00:07:31.500 I know what to do I know what to do all right here's your entree

00:07:41.400 Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican do it do it do it do it do it do it

00:07:47.700 no please no we're gonna cut down tonight we gotta kill him here we're gonna be weird talk to me

00:07:52.780 I swear to talk again!

00:07:53.620 No!

00:07:59.440 You're celebrating, you're on my team!

00:08:00.780 I said no retort!

00:08:03.920 Wrong team!

00:08:04.920 God damn it!

00:08:05.920 Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!

00:08:08.020 Spin!

00:08:08.860 What the fuck is that spin?

00:08:10.600 That's a bullshit.

00:08:11.720 I want American.

00:08:12.540 I want American.

00:08:14.260 Please be Jewish.

00:08:15.100 I got you guys.

00:08:15.940 No, fuck no.

00:08:16.780 We can't make no kikes here.

00:08:17.780 Oh God.

00:08:18.940 What is it, Chinese?

00:08:20.740 Cuffham's good at that.

00:08:21.980 Black people like Chinese food, that's okay!

00:08:24.220 I love it, man!

00:08:24.960 Cuffo's good at that!

00:08:25.960 Cuffo's got it!

00:08:26.960 Can we...

00:08:27.960 Give him Jewish dessert.

00:08:28.960 Give him Jewish dessert.

00:08:29.960 What is a Jewish dessert?

00:08:30.960 What is a Jewish dessert?

00:08:31.960 What is a Jewish dessert?

00:08:32.960 What the fuck is that?

00:08:33.960 Dan Frank?

00:08:34.960 Do it!

00:08:35.960 Mexicans...

00:08:36.960 No, you gotta re-spin.

00:08:37.960 It can't be the same one.

00:08:38.960 No, they got Mexican.

00:08:39.960 Yeah, re-spin it.

00:08:40.960 Yeah, they're saying re-spin, re-spin.

00:08:41.960 Fuck!

00:08:42.960 Alright.

00:08:43.960 Yeah, for dessert.

00:08:45.960 No, no, that's not dessert.

00:08:46.960 What's a Jewish dessert?

00:08:47.960 This is dessert.

00:08:48.960 Uh, Fourskip.

00:08:49.960 No, it's not Fourskip.

00:08:50.960 All right, Marky, let's go, Marky. American dessert. Come on.

00:08:59.700 Come on, Marky.

00:09:01.660 Jewish, Jewish, Jewish.

00:09:03.160 No, no Jewish.

00:09:04.040 Jewish.

00:09:04.940 American.

00:09:05.320 American.

00:09:07.100 Go.

00:09:07.960 We got American.

00:09:08.760 We got American.

00:09:09.640 All right, let's go.

00:09:10.180 No, no, no.

00:09:10.700 We got American appetizers.

00:09:12.960 What do we have?

00:09:14.600 Come to the board real quick.

00:09:15.820 I got Italian appetizers, Chinese entree.

00:09:18.020 I got it right here, Marky.

00:09:19.000 Marky, I got it.

00:09:19.600 Look.

00:09:20.960 Italian, Chinese, American

00:09:22.980 So we gotta do an Italian app

00:09:24.360 A Chinese main dish, American dessert

00:09:26.540 Sweater

00:09:27.120 I know, no, orange chicken

00:09:29.640 Orange chicken, or chow mein

00:09:31.540 We'll sound better

00:09:32.960 Alright, let's go to the grocery store

00:09:37.460 TJ, are you ready to make a fuck?

00:09:38.780 Come on, let's regroup, let's regroup

00:09:39.800 It's a pleasure to finally meet you

00:09:42.640 Can you teach me how to trade?

00:09:44.240 Sure

00:09:44.500 I know nothing about trading, but I wanna learn

00:09:46.760 That's what I've seen, you seem to struggle a little bit

00:09:49.720 Did you see the crypto stream I did a while back?

00:09:51.840 Yes, I did.

00:09:52.780 I sold you to the bottom.

00:09:54.700 Yeah, but if you were to still hold it, it would be back at that same level right now.

00:09:59.040 So was it a good sell?

00:10:00.460 I saw that $2,300.

00:10:01.360 My nigga, they talking about what they paid for.

00:10:02.640 Yeah, we have to.

00:10:03.680 Lock in.

00:10:04.580 Sorry.

00:10:05.540 Yeah, fuck them.

00:10:06.380 Fuck them.

00:10:06.740 Let's go.

00:10:07.060 We out.

00:10:08.540 Yeah, nigga, Aiden let crypto scammer just walk in his warehouse and my nigga just robbed us.

00:10:12.320 Yeah, I got robbed, dude.

00:10:13.780 Your shit, Brody.

00:10:14.640 Yeah, it's alright.

00:10:15.500 You was the backdoor the whole time.

00:10:16.960 Nah, they didn't do anything.

00:10:18.200 I'm sure they didn't do anything.

00:10:19.100 Yeah, you're a dear, aren't I?

00:10:21.600 They fucking robbed us.

00:10:23.200 All right.

00:10:23.880 All right.

00:10:24.280 So we got advertising.

00:10:25.600 Team meeting.

00:10:26.320 Mark, you're in control.

00:10:27.340 You lead us.

00:10:28.000 I think we're Italian appetizers.

00:10:30.880 We should all have an objective to do.

00:10:33.220 It's three dishes.

00:10:34.060 We got to go to the first store.

00:10:35.100 We got to go to the first store.

00:10:36.020 We should partner up.

00:10:37.040 Me and TJ are.

00:10:38.640 Here, hold my hand.

00:10:40.320 I think it's like a time limit we got in the store, too.

00:10:42.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:42.700 We can't be in there for too long.

00:10:43.540 So first, what you do is, you need to pair up.

00:10:46.300 And we need to say, who got who did?

00:10:47.540 Aiden really wants to be profitable.

00:10:48.800 Fuck, but you've actually seen it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you think I got here?

00:10:53.660 Wait, listen, but you see this thing. Yeah, I didn't I didn't get here on accident

00:10:57.700 Wait, it was for it was fucking fan

00:11:00.340 If we lose can't gamble on stream for a week so lock in bro. Oh God

00:11:18.800 Yeah, you're getting too horny for that food, dude.

00:11:21.260 No, no, no, I'm only half of them.

00:11:22.480 All right, what's your ethnicity?

00:11:24.100 I'm black and Mexican.

00:11:25.440 He's like the best spec.

00:11:26.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm like, dude, I could be racist.

00:11:29.200 Fast, athletic, you got the good bill,

00:11:30.840 and you could cook, huh?

00:11:31.740 Yeah, and he's illegal, so he gets to keep everything.

00:11:33.760 Wait, you're illegal?

00:11:35.000 Hypothetically.

00:11:35.840 No, no, he is.

00:11:36.680 Hypothetically, it's a fun thing.

00:11:38.060 Oh, what's your ethnicity?

00:11:39.560 I'm white and Mexican.

00:11:40.520 Fuck, you're not Jewish.

00:11:41.440 You're the worst spec.

00:11:42.360 No, well, a lot of people think I am.

00:11:44.600 Are you a little bit, maybe just a tiny bit Jewish?

00:11:46.200 Enough, enough.

00:11:47.040 Really?

00:11:47.780 How much money will I make if I kiss that one?

00:11:52.780 Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you that as well.

00:11:54.780 The more probable he gets, the more Jewish he gets.

00:11:59.780 Hey Austin, what's up with Miss Red right there?

00:12:02.780 Miss Red right there.

00:12:04.780 The girl?

00:12:05.780 Tasha?

00:12:06.780 Yes.

00:12:07.780 Tasha!

00:12:08.780 Oh my god, wait.

00:12:09.780 Whoa, right away.

00:12:10.780 Tasha, come here!

00:12:11.780 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:12:12.780 Hey, let me ask you guys.

00:12:13.780 Hold on, do you guys do cocaine?

00:12:14.780 What?

00:12:15.780 No, I want to.

00:12:16.780 Never done in my life.

00:12:17.480 Yeah, right.

00:12:17.980 No, I swear.

00:12:18.740 Tasha, my friend over here thinks you're really cute.

00:12:21.460 Hi.

00:12:21.580 Nice to meet you.

00:12:22.800 I'm not gonna lie.

00:12:24.080 I was looking at you as soon as I came out.

00:12:25.780 Oh, yeah.

00:12:26.140 You were, like, real quiet, real nervous.

00:12:28.240 I like that.

00:12:28.760 No, it's just...

00:12:29.160 All right, hold on.

00:12:29.700 I got you, guys.

00:12:31.040 What are you right here, 1 through 10, based off first looks?

00:12:33.560 Can I hit a 360?

00:12:35.420 No.

00:12:36.420 Oh, yeah, 10.

00:12:37.280 That was a 10.

00:12:37.920 It's a 10?

00:12:38.340 Yeah, that's fine.

00:12:38.880 What are you right here, 1 through 10?

00:12:41.580 He's on steroids, though, so it doesn't matter.

00:12:43.140 Wait, he's an arc.

00:12:43.980 Dude, I'm meeting my...

00:12:44.800 I'm meeting our team.

00:12:45.760 It's team chemistry.

00:12:46.760 You didn't even hear.

00:12:47.240 We pair up in twos to go get the ingredients first.

00:12:49.240 Dumb.

00:12:50.360 We're all going to one place, you retard.

00:12:52.560 We keep spread out and go get the ingredients.

00:12:54.440 Four-eyed alcohol.

00:12:56.360 Yo, Marky, can we drop, can we like resign him, please?

00:12:59.280 Let's go.

00:12:59.920 CJR, can we tell you what we're making?

00:13:01.760 Tell him the whole meal.

00:13:02.600 CJR, you can't fix everything with money.

00:13:04.560 You got to just chef it up.

00:13:05.620 We're thinking lots of other steaks for the appetizer.

00:13:08.020 Lots of other steaks.

00:13:08.800 We're thinking like Kung Pao chicken for the entree for Chinese.

00:13:12.320 Yep.

00:13:12.660 With some steamed rice.

00:13:13.780 I think fried rice is too advanced.

00:13:14.720 Steamed rice, steamed rice, and then for dessert we have chocolate chip stuffed Oreo cookies

00:13:20.960 Oh, I didn't need that

00:13:22.080 I'll take a little nibble maybe

00:13:24.080 You're gonna stuff a real, like an actual Oreo

00:13:28.080 Yeah, give them a fruit cup, it's literally an instant win

00:13:30.080 Fruit salad, fruit salad

00:13:32.080 Fruit salad

00:13:32.960 Wait, wait, the fat bitches

00:13:34.080 Nah, they're not gonna go

00:13:34.960 Get the fat bitches, they're not gonna go

00:13:36.960 Two desserts, two desserts

00:13:39.120 Fruit cups, fat shit

00:13:41.600 Yeah, it's like the trough

00:13:44.400 That's great. That's great. So you're a Kung Pao chicken. What are you thinking?

00:13:54.840 I'm just going to get some sauce, some Kung Pao sauce, grilled chicken, you're going to stir it up, food free organic, okay?

00:14:03.760 Pasta raised chicken. Vegan, vegan. No, no, no, no. I'm not wrong with the vegan shit, dog.

00:14:08.580 Wait, so is being a vegan healthy? No, being a vegan is not healthy. Not at all. Absolutely.

00:14:12.440 Don't go vegan guys

00:14:13.560 Do not go vegan

00:14:14.340 Really

00:14:14.720 You need meat

00:14:15.840 You need to eat steak

00:14:16.900 You need meat

00:14:17.640 You need meat

00:14:19.220 Okay

00:14:20.020 Should we just make Santa Cruz

00:14:21.240 His own dishes

00:14:22.440 It sounds like he's not gonna fuck with anybody

00:14:23.820 If we make the Kung Pao

00:14:25.260 Are you gonna eat it?

00:14:25.980 Yeah yeah yeah

00:14:26.460 Okay

00:14:26.700 What do you not eat?

00:14:28.600 I mean I genuinely

00:14:29.540 I don't eat like

00:14:30.760 Like if you make like a stuffed Oreo

00:14:32.420 I don't eat like crumble cookie

00:14:35.020 You like crumble cookie

00:14:36.340 I really don't actually

00:14:37.080 I think it's disgusting

00:14:37.780 Genuinely

00:14:38.240 Well I

00:14:38.560 No I really don't

00:14:40.320 I think it's fucking disgusting

00:14:41.260 After we ate that shit yesterday

00:14:43.600 It's so sugary

00:14:44.500 I was gonna say, bro, I was gonna say

00:14:46.860 I know you were clipbombing, but like, how did that feel?

00:14:49.720 No, he just has like high energy

00:14:52.280 I've known this guy forever, bro

00:14:53.320 He's just high energy

00:14:54.100 No, I wish I was on drugs

00:14:57.120 Bro, the videos with your jaw are so fucking funny, dude

00:14:59.640 The videos that you do when like your jaw is going

00:15:01.660 Like you're just trolling

00:15:02.400 Well, sometimes I clip space that's actually real, but

00:15:04.340 I have a CryptoPunk, is it worth money?

00:15:06.320 CryptoPunk? Yeah

00:15:07.220 That's probably the only NFT that's worth any money right now

00:15:11.160 Okay, I have that, yeah.

00:15:12.560 Got to be honest, I've worked at a restaurant before, too.

00:15:14.440 So I know how to...

00:15:15.340 I was a busboy for two different restaurants, so I would know how to make it.

00:15:20.380 Why the fuck are you laughing?

00:15:21.820 You're in Pleasant, like 2010.

00:15:22.780 Mark, have you ever worked at a restaurant?

00:15:24.180 I worked at McDonald's.

00:15:25.600 Oh, that's not cooking, though.

00:15:27.120 That's just kind of like assembling the product.

00:15:29.380 What job? Have you worked a job?

00:15:31.120 Yeah, DoorDash.

00:15:31.940 Oh, okay.

00:15:33.760 DoorDash started right now where we were from.

00:15:38.440 That was where DoorDash started.

00:15:39.380 I mean, you worked out before, well, rolling loud screen, and David.

00:15:41.700 I worked security.

00:15:42.280 I did not work for David.

00:15:43.640 Yes, you did.

00:15:44.740 You were David's security for real?

00:15:46.100 No, I was my David's security.

00:15:47.440 They falsely accused me.

00:15:49.020 Nigga, you said it on stream, though.

00:15:50.720 I was drunk, and that was bad.

00:15:53.120 Tell T.J.R. to hold eye contact for 10 seconds.

00:15:54.820 All right, come on, look at me for 10 seconds.

00:15:56.000 Wait, why?

00:15:56.340 I'm going to get uncomfortable.

00:15:57.880 No, this is nice right now.

00:15:59.540 This is kind of gay.

00:16:00.360 They're going to kiss.

00:16:01.160 Yeah, what's going on?

00:16:02.080 Nah, his eyes keep twitching, bro.

00:16:03.400 I see what you mean.

00:16:03.980 You've got to be on a little Adderall or something.

00:16:05.560 No, dude.

00:16:06.080 Adderall.

00:16:09.380 Yo, me coverage that we're having this debate, no streamer can stream sober.

00:16:13.260 You have to get fucked up on your...

00:16:14.480 Are you drunk or like...

00:16:15.620 No.

00:16:16.000 I'm sober right now.

00:16:16.920 No, no, no, no.

00:16:17.640 No, I'll tell you this.

00:16:18.760 I'll tell you this.

00:16:19.340 For me to be like, not give a fuck about shit, I gotta get drunk, but I can stream sober,

00:16:22.700 but it's like, I feel like I'm more entertaining when I'm drunk.

00:16:24.920 Yeah, that's right.

00:16:25.660 You're sober, Aiden, right?

00:16:26.940 You're not...

00:16:27.360 I don't do shit.

00:16:27.880 So you're the only streamer that can stream sober.

00:16:29.460 That's correct.

00:16:30.000 Wow.

00:16:30.560 Yeah.

00:16:31.000 I'm sober right now.

00:16:32.600 Hell no.

00:16:33.920 That is correct.

00:16:34.680 All right, dude.

00:16:35.460 All right, let's get H.

00:16:37.020 it's so dude filming in stores sometimes and you should not like there's been so many times

00:16:41.980 securities come out they go hey you can't pay people a hundred bucks or whatever i give them

00:16:45.580 a hundred bucks really do you have cash on you i do okay all right where's my market

00:16:53.360 let's go fruit salad fruit salad is good too yes i'm gonna offer them a hundred bucks a bit

00:17:01.980 Excuse me ma'am, how's it going y'all? How's your day going?

00:17:06.980 I have a quick offer for you, you see the coca-cola?

00:17:24.980 Trust, trust.

00:17:27.980 Exactly, I don't drink Coca-Cola, I don't drink Coca-Cola, I don't drink Coca-Cola.

00:17:31.980 I don't drink it, I don't drink it.

00:17:33.980 Okay, boom, I'm going to take the Coca-Cola.

00:17:37.980 Let's go, that's called how you save somebody, let's go.

00:17:40.980 Aiden's locked in.

00:17:41.980 Very good, very good.

00:17:42.980 Very good.

00:17:43.980 Enjoy, bye-bye.

00:17:45.980 We're going to grab the produce.

00:17:46.980 Let's go, man, no, I'm putting this shit away.

00:17:48.980 Oh God, W.

00:17:49.980 Get your ingredients.

00:17:50.980 Yeah, we're working on it, we're working on it.

00:17:51.980 Oh my God.

00:17:52.980 Wait, TTR, I think we're...

00:17:53.980 Oh, you're right, let's do course by course.

00:17:55.980 We might yes, I think we're we're acting we're acting the cookies. I don't trust confirmation. They're like really stupid, dude

00:18:04.200 First not a locked in first is mozzarella sticks. Okay, bread crumbs eggs

00:18:10.180 Chad, does it look funny? Look, there's like 80 chefs in here. What do you want me to grab?

00:18:15.180 Bread comes in cornstarch

00:18:17.180 Start with that cornstarch is breadcrumbs. Okay breadcrumbs

00:18:21.160 Here TG. I'm with you. Then you do up

00:18:25.980 Let's do the brutality come on you handle that we'll do the fruit salad

00:18:29.680 All right, you guys get the fruit salad, you guys get all this

00:18:31.400 Fruit fruit fruit fruit fruit

00:18:32.380 Come on, these are like cuties though

00:18:34.000 No, but they're good, it's a fruit salad

00:18:35.120 Okay

00:18:35.640 Get two of them

00:18:36.560 Okay

00:18:36.940 Wait, can you give me a cart? Try on

00:18:38.440 Oranges, strawberries

00:18:39.760 Cart, cart, cart

00:18:40.480 Strawberries, pineapple

00:18:42.160 Pineapple

00:18:43.060 What else do you like a fruit salad? Talk to me

00:18:44.840 Wait, should we get the big oranges? You're right, right?

00:18:46.640 Yeah, yeah, that's

00:18:47.320 Blueberry, blueberries, pineapple

00:18:49.680 I got you

00:18:50.500 Pineapple

00:18:51.440 Uh

00:18:52.780 um pineapple right here look oh i didn't know we could cheat like that i'm done oh is this cheating

00:19:01.140 is it finessing or no no no no no that's that's mango by the way oh wait okay mango's good

00:19:08.020 no bro this is so unripe what's up bro oh yeah a quick selfie let's do it bro

00:19:14.220 what else you grabbing appreciate you yep

00:19:17.700 Alright dude have a good day. You too bro.

00:19:23.700 Oh nice, I like this. I like how that's looking right now.

00:19:26.700 Is this cheating? Judge, how you doing?

00:19:30.700 Hey.

00:19:31.700 It's gonna be quick, they're just grabbing some good ingredients.

00:19:36.700 You guys are not allowed to film in here.

00:19:38.700 Oh yeah, we'll be in and out, I'm sorry sir.

00:19:40.700 We'll be very quick.

00:19:42.700 Let's go guys, speed it up, speed it up.

00:19:45.700 We gotta get everything we need

00:19:47.700 Dude, does that say the heart?

00:19:49.700 Woah, chill!

00:19:51.700 You don't look like you for a second

00:19:53.700 I'm not tripping

00:19:54.700 No, that was really-

00:19:55.700 TJ is not racist guys, not racist

00:19:57.700 He has a black eye on his, you know, to make him profitable

00:20:00.700 Pass on my Apple wallet, just in case

00:20:02.700 I need to scan it, if you want one

00:20:04.700 I'm gonna get you like a basket

00:20:05.700 I'm gonna get you one

00:20:06.700 It's like stuck in a tick

00:20:07.700 What, do you have to put a coin in?

00:20:09.700 It's not one card in this whole store?

00:20:10.700 Do you probably have some coins for the cards?

00:20:12.700 Wait, why do we need ginger and a fruit salad, no one's stealing that s**t.

00:20:22.700 Okay, for a fruit salad, why are you getting gushers, bro?

00:20:25.700 Oh my gosh.

00:20:26.700 For the ride home.

00:20:27.700 Oh my god.

00:20:28.700 Whatever, whatever.

00:20:29.700 What else do we need?

00:20:30.700 Nah, this is really good.

00:20:31.700 For the fruit salad, do we need honey?

00:20:32.700 Oh, that would make it really good.

00:20:34.700 Oh my god, the fat girls will love it.

00:20:35.700 Don't go crazy.

00:20:36.700 You want to get chocolate chips too.

00:20:38.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:39.700 We should just like give them a bunch of fat s**t.

00:20:41.700 shit just be like yo you don't if you don't like our meal just because you guys were gonna come

00:20:57.760 from chicken you guys really good chicken we're gonna work on this there's sugar stuff honey

00:21:01.080 honey chocolate chips what else do you need for fruit salad candy for the bitches oh my god you're

00:21:04.880 Let's just stick it in there.

00:21:06.560 What's good for a food salad?

00:21:09.220 What's good for, like, fruit?

00:21:10.240 Chocolate.

00:21:10.720 Just chocolate chips.

00:21:12.020 Chocolate chips.

00:21:13.280 Chips.

00:21:13.660 Chocolate chips.

00:21:14.820 Why is there not just...

00:21:15.860 Dude, oh, my God.

00:21:16.440 M&M's?

00:21:17.060 No, no.

00:21:17.340 How about this?

00:21:17.920 Yes.

00:21:19.140 Yogurt, too.

00:21:19.760 I just love to buy chocolate.

00:21:21.800 That's right.

00:21:22.460 No, no.

00:21:22.820 You're not eating...

00:21:23.400 You're not eating high-quality...

00:21:24.520 Oh, my God.

00:21:25.080 You're going to break it up.

00:21:26.040 Oh, my God.

00:21:27.120 You're going to poison those women there.

00:21:29.600 You're going to poison them.

00:21:30.340 They're already poisoned.

00:21:31.140 Yeah, they're already going to...

00:21:32.000 Bro, yeah.

00:21:32.800 I'm not going to say that.

00:21:33.600 Fine, fine, fine.

00:21:34.780 Where?

00:21:35.120 What do you want us to chop up?

00:21:36.080 I'm just saying, if you want to make a high-quality, like, cookie,

00:21:38.420 you can get actual chocolate and chop it up, like, something from there.

00:21:40.980 Okay, like, what?

00:21:41.700 I'll chop it up.

00:21:42.440 You gotta be the oil for the chicken.

00:21:43.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:43.880 Oh, no, no, no, bro.

00:21:46.120 What is this?

00:21:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:48.080 Dude, this is...

00:21:48.920 What is this?

00:21:49.600 Dark alert.

00:21:51.040 Bro, you guys are trying to kill people.

00:21:53.120 This is disgusting.

00:21:54.940 You had one of these at your house, too, TJ.

00:21:56.820 We were drinking it.

00:21:57.920 It was hydrating.

00:21:59.240 Okay, please.

00:21:59.860 Grab that minute.

00:22:00.360 It's gone.

00:22:00.640 the minis

00:22:03.460 big ol' crazy with the minis

00:22:04.860 what else? honey

00:22:05.820 hello

00:22:06.500 thank you so much with both of you

00:22:10.360 oh yeah of course

00:22:10.960 we're dating by we just came out

00:22:12.960 I know

00:22:13.560 how did you know that?

00:22:15.260 that's soon

00:22:15.720 thank you my pleasure

00:22:22.660 have a nice day

00:22:23.980 we would make a good couple

00:22:27.440 would you be top or bottom?

00:22:28.920 I'd be bottom

00:22:29.420 Yeah, obviously.

00:22:30.140 Cause you're taller, yeah.

00:22:31.320 Oh!

00:22:33.140 Oh my god, dude.

00:22:36.180 Please, dude, no, please, I'm begging you.

00:22:38.040 Bro, there's no, I can't even do my $100 challenge with him.

00:22:40.740 Put the fucking talkies down right now.

00:22:42.200 Yeah, there we go.

00:22:43.260 That was my security, dawg.

00:22:44.380 Yeah, put that shit down.

00:22:46.620 Executive decision.

00:22:47.780 What?

00:22:48.360 We axed the chocolate chip cookies for him.

00:22:51.100 But Tasha and Diamond are gonna love that shit.

00:22:53.100 I know.

00:22:53.960 So should we go back to the cookies?

00:22:55.240 Let's get the cookies.

00:22:56.300 Alright, let's get the pre-made cookies.

00:22:57.520 No, not pre-made.

00:22:58.620 No.

00:22:58.860 We don't rush this well nobody's up here great great, and they already checked out. Oh nice

00:23:07.240 Well, no challenge you guys

00:23:12.600 Excuse me, can I pay for your groceries?

00:23:16.260 Why not?

00:23:20.260 I want to pay for your groceries

00:23:22.260 PJR, I told her I'm going to pay for her groceries.

00:23:26.180 Yeah, can't we?

00:23:29.220 Yeah, come on, we got you.

00:23:31.540 Miss, we're going to pay for her groceries over here.

00:23:34.620 Whatever she gets.

00:23:35.860 Do you want to get some more stuff too or no?

00:23:38.600 They should.

00:23:40.060 They should, right?

00:23:41.440 We need to get more stuff if you want.

00:23:44.960 We'll pay for all of our stuff.

00:23:46.540 No means no.

00:23:47.520 You guys got Alpaca, right?

00:23:49.340 Duh, it's 2026, man.

00:23:51.200 You never know.

00:23:52.260 You took my clip too bad. What's your, what's your name? Jenny, nice to meet you.

00:24:02.700 You have a nice day. All right.

00:24:05.640 I think we did. And we check it out before. Why are they saying seed oil?

00:24:11.640 Do you want me to get a lime I will I'll get it I'll get it mark you wait I got it

00:24:23.700 it's a big-ass line what is it this is avocado bro how much for me let me see I got 80 they did

00:24:33.480 Don't touch my shit

00:24:35.880 Don't touch my shit

00:24:37.480 Back up

00:24:38.380 That's fine, we'll get this too

00:24:42.000 We don't need that

00:24:42.700 Don't put it in my cart

00:24:44.860 You're being so rude and disrespectful, Steve

00:24:49.540 Put it back where you got it from

00:24:50.760 That's crazy

00:24:51.540 What a disrespectful, cold-hearted son of a bitch

00:24:54.440 Wow, that's crazy

00:24:56.000 Can you do me a favor here?

00:24:57.780 Thank you, sir

00:24:58.540 Very nice of you

00:24:59.400 Alright

00:25:00.260 Oh, I am Aiden Ross

00:25:03.420 What's your name, Mary nice to meet you Mary all right wait no work it's a client

00:25:21.180 Did it go through yeah all right, thank you Mary you see David's chef to hey

00:25:33.420 Hey, I might relapse.

00:25:34.640 MLB, do come out tonight.

00:25:35.960 I might relapse.

00:25:37.080 I ain't gonna lie.

00:25:38.040 You're not funny, bro.

00:25:39.080 Just drink your Hennessy and shut the f*** up.

00:25:40.660 Bro, gang.

00:25:41.640 What are you talking about?

00:25:42.300 Can you stream at a normal time?

00:25:43.820 Can you?

00:25:44.680 Fishlips, it's been four days.

00:25:46.680 Anyways, can you stop telling people I'm not your gester?

00:25:48.860 Tell them that we just live a life.

00:25:50.400 Yeah, we all live a life.

00:25:51.040 Who said you're my gester?

00:25:52.560 They made a whole f***ing gif.

00:25:54.000 Maybe you didn't see it?

00:25:55.380 Someone said it to me.

00:25:56.360 Yes, you did.

00:25:57.140 I really didn't.

00:25:57.760 Said it to me.

00:25:58.200 Wait, recreate it real quick.

00:25:59.340 I'm like, dance in front of us.

00:26:00.480 Snaggy why are you talking?

00:26:02.480 I don't know. You live in the house.

00:26:04.480 Did I hit it too?

00:26:06.480 Did you take out the trash today?

00:26:08.480 Did you order the plate?

00:26:10.480 Do you put your ear up next to the room?

00:26:12.480 That shit's your job.

00:26:14.480 Y'all are dappin' up over there.

00:26:16.480 Why are we in the same...

00:26:18.480 With the box?

00:26:20.480 No, we have to share the kitchen.

00:26:22.480 F*** you. How you doing?

00:26:24.480 You ready to eat some food?

00:26:26.480 I got you. I got you.

00:26:30.480 I got you.

00:26:33.860 He's so sexy.

00:26:34.700 I've been watching this prom the whole time.

00:26:36.200 I got you.

00:26:37.660 If TGR fucks, do you want to get my high rating?

00:26:40.180 Oh, yeah, 100%.

00:26:41.300 Can you ask me at motivational speed?

00:26:43.040 Hey, you might have to fuck with me.

00:26:44.240 Take that shit down to win, bro.

00:26:45.740 It's like two times more than you.

00:26:47.260 Just let her ride you.

00:26:48.340 No, I'm going to get flattened.

00:26:49.860 It's okay.

00:26:50.280 It's worth it.

00:26:50.900 No, it's hell no it's not worth it.

00:26:52.680 Fucking 10 out of 10.

00:26:54.540 Shut up, sirs.

00:26:55.860 Jim Marky.

00:26:56.620 Shut the fuck up.

00:26:57.640 I didn't use Jim Marky.

00:26:59.240 Marky, shut up.

00:26:59.940 I got your molds.

00:27:01.940 I'm a grunt old fucking soap that was there.

00:27:04.940 You dropped the soap already?

00:27:06.940 Oh!

00:27:07.940 Wait, is it working?

00:27:09.940 Don't.

00:27:10.940 No!

00:27:11.940 Put it in.

00:27:12.940 Be careful.

00:27:14.940 It was pandemic.

00:27:16.940 What the fuck are you guys doing?

00:27:19.940 Using butter?

00:27:21.940 Thanks.

00:27:22.940 Diamond, you're watching them, right, Diamond?

00:27:24.940 They're the judge.

00:27:25.940 They're not cooking for you, Diamond.

00:27:27.940 I don't care about

00:27:57.940 All right, you need a fork, you need a fork.

00:27:59.700 You got chocolate?

00:28:00.880 Desmond is really good.

00:28:01.760 You know, Mike, you just get in here taking up space, my nigga.

00:28:04.240 Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

00:28:08.380 Hey, fat fucker, wait, bitch.

00:28:10.340 Watch out, fat ass.

00:28:11.440 Watch out.

00:28:11.920 Get that fake fuck out of my face.

00:28:13.280 Watch out.

00:28:14.540 Bring your fat ass over here.

00:28:15.860 Yeah, get that shit out of here.

00:28:16.360 I'm putting the oil on the fire.

00:28:19.060 Come on, Collier.

00:28:20.340 You fucking should have your own way to fuck with it.

00:28:22.360 Get your fucking hands moving.

00:28:24.840 Let's shut the hell up.

00:28:26.100 Simon, you gotta suck your ass!

00:28:28.100 You ain't running the show!

00:28:34.100 Should I put all the grapes? You wanna chop these? I'll chop these, yeah?

00:28:37.100 Yeah, yeah, I'll wash these really quick and then I'll chop them.

00:28:39.100 Okay, everyone's locked in on their shit right now, alright?

00:28:42.100 I ran strike in the kitchen. That's not even funny, dude.

00:28:46.100 Is that funny, T.J.R.?

00:28:49.100 It is?

00:28:50.100 Yeah, only at the right time, though.

00:28:52.100 Like, when you said it wasn't funny, like, yeah, I can see why that's not funny.

00:28:55.100 Yeah, I laughed a little bit. I just didn't know whether or not I was allowed to laugh.

00:28:59.520 Black screen?

00:29:02.040 No, they just filled the cup of them.

00:29:05.440 Who's your top three Jews?

00:29:08.620 That's honestly a good question.

00:29:15.420 Sorry, bud.

00:29:16.060 are we going like actual like full full bread just personal top three personal top you're

00:29:29.220 right though a lot of these grapes are rotten wait those aren't grapes those are blueberries

00:29:33.920 to be honest i don't know too many juice

00:29:37.380 I didn't get tapped in.

00:29:41.840 Who's your top three?

00:29:44.300 Me and my mom and...

00:29:45.620 Michael Rubin, Drake.

00:29:50.480 Oh, Michael. Drake's a Jew?

00:29:52.080 Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

00:29:53.940 No way. Oh, yeah.

00:29:55.820 Drake's got to be in my top three then.

00:29:59.080 Really, my ass?

00:30:00.680 Really?

00:30:01.640 M&M's in the f***ing fruit, my n***a?

00:30:03.600 Yo, it's okay.

00:30:04.460 Yo, somebody got another knife?

00:30:05.500 It's the same thing as a job.

00:30:07.060 Okay, we need a stick.

00:30:07.940 Yo, knock him.

00:30:08.540 Your mama, I'm just not going to be a knife, you fat ass.

00:30:10.180 It's you and I can look.

00:30:11.140 God damn, you're a team captain.

00:30:12.480 Hey!

00:30:14.060 I ain't even lost.

00:30:15.020 You want to work for me?

00:30:15.720 Come on.

00:30:16.320 Watch your fucking mouth.

00:30:17.420 Yes, sir.

00:30:18.180 Yes, sir.

00:30:19.220 Yeah, maybe a little bit smaller.

00:30:23.540 Yeah, that's good.

00:30:24.480 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to fight it like this trip.

00:30:26.180 Are you circumcised?

00:30:27.520 I am circumcised.

00:30:28.780 So when you're Jewish, you have to have a wrist.

00:30:30.640 Do you know what that is?

00:30:32.360 It's where the rabbi kisses it, likes it better.

00:30:35.120 and it eats the foreskin what no is it really he doesn't eat it oh where do you keep it in like a

00:30:41.380 jar no no no i think my mom i don't know you don't know where it went how's the fruit like

00:30:50.720 we're going to you know we're just chopping this up um nice so far so good it looks good what are

00:30:55.900 three pieces of advice you can give to somebody who wants to get into trading the trading it's

00:31:00.940 going to be really difficult you're going to lose a ton of money at first so you might as well

00:31:04.340 trade with like paper money i mean it's just like any other skill like you have to assume that

00:31:07.840 you're going to suck at it at first like i could like if i were to sit down at a piano and try and

00:31:12.900 play like a beethoven piece i'm going to absolutely suck but if i practice it for like two years

00:31:17.980 i'll probably be pretty good you know to the point where i can actually like maybe finish it it won't

00:31:23.940 be perfect it won't be flawless right but i might actually be pretty good at the skill set right it's

00:31:28.340 just like anything else that you're trying to get good at in life okay should we do some more

00:31:31.960 pineapple yeah yeah yeah i'll do a couple more you toss me some baby ew what sorry sorry what

00:31:37.540 are your thoughts on mlg let's not talk about it yeah i actually don't fuck with crypto anymore

00:31:43.100 really besides besides like bitcoin but i'm not even like i'm not really looking to buy anymore

00:31:49.920 it's kind of fell off a little bit yeah yeah bro i feel like there's just better opportunities

00:31:53.280 elsewhere right now it's like i would rather be invested in like all of these like a lot of these

00:31:57.060 private companies you know did you wash these strawberries over here yeah yeah i did

00:32:00.440 wait ready yeah like toss it while i'm toss it while i'm drizzling

00:32:07.040 this is looking really good actually is come here needles wow

00:32:17.780 i've eaten this a lot if america had this for dessert they would be fucking healthy okay so

00:32:27.080 So, Santa Cruz, if our team loses, it's not me and Nathan's fault, right?

00:32:30.080 So far, no.

00:32:31.000 But you guys haven't.

00:32:32.360 You guys haven't.

00:32:33.340 Well, it's a team, okay?

00:32:34.320 Everybody's involved.

00:32:34.940 You haven't made anything else.

00:32:36.100 Nothing else has gotten made.

00:32:37.360 I'm sorry.

00:32:37.820 We're not just serious.

00:32:38.880 Okay.

00:32:39.920 Chat, be honest.

00:32:40.800 1 through 10, how good does this look?

00:32:42.680 They got beat to the prior.

00:32:44.100 That's what happens.

00:32:44.640 That's what happened to the prior.

00:32:45.940 Good.

00:32:46.400 Y'all handle the mozzarella sticks?

00:32:48.380 What is it?

00:32:49.080 And a free.

00:32:51.060 That's so good.

00:32:52.440 Oh, my God.

00:32:52.900 You know, that's insane.

00:32:55.380 Try grape.

00:32:55.760 that's great that's great well i don't know if you've won but that's good yeah we've won

00:33:03.700 come on no that's really good that's nature's candy okay chap come on that's good it's healthy

00:33:09.780 too raw honey no filtered bullshit or no artificial bullshit lime drizzle lime drizzle

00:33:16.480 oh that's what i'm tasting there that's yeah i love it dude you guys are dying now what do we do

00:33:23.160 Yeah, now you got to help.

00:33:24.360 Worship market.

00:33:25.960 Now, we should put this in the fridge, yeah?

00:33:30.080 For sure, for sure.

00:33:31.620 Who knows?

00:33:32.860 Who knows?

00:33:34.980 Wait, where is the fridge?

00:33:36.000 Are you f***ing kidding me?

00:33:38.100 What are you eating?

00:33:38.920 What are you eating?

00:33:40.320 He's eating one of their fries.

00:33:44.060 Wait, French fries?

00:33:44.900 They use frozen fries.

00:33:46.100 Ew.

00:33:46.700 They're still in the van.

00:33:47.780 Don't eat that.

00:33:48.340 I'm not eating frozen fries.

00:33:49.940 They taste pretty good.

00:33:50.760 Okay, so what do we need?

00:33:51.820 What do we need right now?

00:33:52.920 I'll tell you that.

00:33:53.760 Will you still align with them?

00:33:55.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:56.140 Dude, our fruit salad's gone.

00:33:56.960 No, no, it's so good.

00:33:57.800 Try it.

00:33:58.640 Try it.

00:33:59.480 Yeah, we're going to put the bridge.

00:34:01.120 It's really good.

00:34:05.080 Yeah, see?

00:34:05.920 That's good.

00:34:06.760 He doesn't like fruit.

00:34:07.600 You don't like fruit, huh?

00:34:08.440 That's how good it is.

00:34:09.280 I love fruit, sir.

00:34:10.120 You do?

00:34:10.960 Okay, nice.

00:34:11.800 All right, so can you help with the mozzarella sticks?

00:34:13.520 You have a dick on this.

00:34:15.000 Yeah, they drew it on me.

00:34:16.080 The mozzarella sticks, we're going to fry them right now.

00:34:17.840 Listen, the thing is, they're beating us right now.

00:34:20.480 We need presentation, so here's what we're going to do, okay?

00:34:22.360 Okay, so I want to put that in a fridge CDR.

00:34:25.080 Where's the fridge bucket?

00:34:27.080 Right there, right?

00:34:28.080 How many plates do we have?

00:34:29.080 Right here, right here.

00:34:29.920 It's going to be a walk-in fridge.

00:34:31.240 Oh, shit.

00:34:32.080 Oh, my God.

00:34:33.000 Whoa.

00:34:34.740 This is the fridge or freezer.

00:34:35.740 This thing is scary.

00:34:37.740 Ew, it stinks.

00:34:38.420 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, it smells like that grocery store.

00:34:40.960 It smells like there's a dead body in here.

00:34:45.420 Have you ever seen Daxter?

00:34:46.760 What?

00:34:47.460 Daxter, the TV show.

00:34:48.440 No, no, no.

00:34:49.100 What is it?

00:34:49.640 Oh, you've got to watch it.

00:34:50.740 What's it about?

00:34:51.440 Think about a serial killer that hunts serial killers in Miami.

00:34:54.140 Oh, that's sick.

00:34:55.140 Yeah.

00:34:56.540 In Miami?

00:34:57.540 In Miami.

00:34:59.540 That show is awesome.

00:35:00.540 Your chat will tell you it's a really good show.

00:35:03.540 All right, let's go help him out.

00:35:04.540 Yeah, we're ready.

00:35:15.540 I know they look good.

00:35:17.540 I just got done making my fruit salad.

00:35:19.540 We're ready, we're ready.

00:35:20.380 Toss the salad?

00:35:21.200 Nice.

00:35:22.040 You toss the salad.

00:35:23.880 Damn, I'm gonna fucking eat it up.

00:35:25.760 Holy shit.

00:35:26.600 I'm telling you what I told you.

00:35:27.960 If I touch it, is it hot?

00:35:28.840 We need to warm my bread.

00:35:29.760 Is it hot, you think?

00:35:30.600 No, it's not ready.

00:35:31.420 No, not yet, not yet.

00:35:32.260 I'm talking about...

00:35:33.260 Oh, he's not hot yet.

00:35:34.140 Hey, nigga!

00:35:35.380 I'm just making sure you don't fall.

00:35:36.560 I gotta...

00:35:37.400 Yo, stop in your game.

00:35:38.400 Stop!

00:35:39.860 So, Dez, we can touch your fucking waist, but not me.

00:35:42.520 Yeah, bro, touch my waist, weirdo.

00:35:43.940 Hey!

00:35:44.940 Dude, is anybody to help with anything,

00:35:46.180 or should we leave this area?

00:35:47.480 Yes, we need space, all right?

00:35:48.660 Okay, all right.

00:35:50.540 TGR, let's go find another, something else to do.

00:35:52.500 Get ready to complete the area.

00:35:53.680 All right, take it.

00:35:56.580 Hey, sabotage it, sabotage it.

00:35:57.980 We're fourth, I love that.

00:35:59.480 You shouldn't, come on out.

00:36:01.160 Nah, they're gonna bitch.

00:36:03.140 It's a frozen fry.

00:36:03.980 Are you eating our fries?

00:36:04.820 What the fuck?

00:36:05.660 No, we're gonna try it.

00:36:06.500 You're not gonna be eating our fries?

00:36:07.340 Oh, hell no.

00:36:08.180 This is pretty good.

00:36:09.020 I can't lie.

00:36:09.860 I would eat that for dinner.

00:36:11.800 I'm really hungry right now.

00:36:12.760 B-V-O.

00:36:13.600 When is the mozzarella sticks ready?

00:36:14.920 They're gonna take them out right now

00:36:16.140 and we're gonna free them, we're gonna fry them.

00:36:17.140 We gotta give it to them quick.

00:36:18.240 No, no, they already took them out.

00:36:19.260 They're frying them right now.

00:36:20.020 They're frying them right now?

00:36:20.640 How long is the mozzarella sticks already?

00:36:22.120 We just got to give it to them.

00:36:23.040 Like six minutes, maybe?

00:36:25.480 Yes.

00:36:26.080 Appetize the fat bitches.

00:36:27.340 They're stupid.

00:36:28.160 They're so dumb.

00:36:29.080 They're dumb.

00:36:30.420 Guys, they're fucking up.

00:36:31.420 They haven't even started a dessert.

00:36:32.720 And they're dumb.

00:36:33.360 And they're dumb.

00:36:33.840 We're literally done with our dessert.

00:36:34.880 We're about to start the orange sugar.

00:36:36.200 We're about to start that.

00:36:37.040 Listen, we need the mozzarella sticks now.

00:36:39.920 We're working on it.

00:36:41.180 Where's the marinara sauce?

00:36:42.180 We're going to heat it up.

00:36:42.600 Let's put it drizzled.

00:36:43.340 No, let's give it a drizzle.

00:36:45.120 Where's the marinara?

00:36:45.840 I'll do the drizzles.

00:36:47.460 We've got to heat this up.

00:36:48.300 Heat it up.

00:36:48.720 We're going to heat it up.

00:36:50.760 But listen, when he fucked up, I told him.

00:36:55.080 He told me we ran out of mozzarella sticks.

00:36:56.960 We only have like eight mozzarella sticks and they're tiny as shit.

00:36:59.280 Well, no, it's okay.

00:36:59.980 It's like a palate cleanser.

00:37:01.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:01.620 All right, all right.

00:37:02.220 So here, let me do this, all right?

00:37:04.200 Pass me a spoon.

00:37:05.380 Is there a spoon?

00:37:05.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:06.900 Just trust me.

00:37:07.380 Trust me.

00:37:07.720 Trust me.

00:37:07.760 Trust me.

00:37:08.060 There's got to be a spoon here.

00:37:10.320 I had one earlier, but I used it a little bit.

00:37:14.660 Ouch.

00:37:15.840 I got it.

00:37:17.220 Sir, can you stop helping me, please?

00:37:18.440 Oh, okay.

00:37:18.960 Sir, you don't have my consent.

00:37:19.980 Sorry.

00:37:20.480 Just kidding, you do.

00:37:23.260 How old are you?

00:37:24.480 27.

00:37:26.080 We have to heat this up, though, dude.

00:37:27.620 Don't worry.

00:37:27.980 Literally, let it happen.

00:37:29.940 Oh, no.

00:37:30.520 Chat, put W Marky in the chat.

00:37:31.880 He's smart.

00:37:33.300 Presentation is key, my friend.

00:37:35.260 W Marky.

00:37:37.620 All right.

00:37:38.360 All right.

00:37:39.400 And then we're going to warm up some of this.

00:37:41.020 Okay.

00:37:41.260 And we're going to put it in the corner.

00:37:42.920 All right.

00:37:43.520 And then go.

00:37:44.420 So warm it up.

00:37:45.180 And then should we put this, should we just quickly heat the sauce up?

00:37:47.540 Yeah.

00:37:48.540 No, no, no, no.

00:37:49.540 Whatever monster gets.

00:37:50.540 No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:52.540 I have to throw.

00:37:54.540 Are you plating it for yourself?

00:37:55.540 No.

00:37:56.540 Just don't tell them.

00:37:58.820 Okay.

00:37:59.820 Anyone has these basil leaves, okay?

00:38:00.820 All right.

00:38:01.820 All right.

00:38:02.820 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:38:03.820 Wait, wait, wait.

00:38:04.820 Nobody else ate it yet.

00:38:05.820 All right.

00:38:06.820 I have an idea.

00:38:08.820 We give them...

00:38:09.820 No, no, no, not yet.

00:38:11.820 Desserts.

00:38:12.820 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:13.820 I don't know.

00:38:14.820 our food salad as dessert and then you know money i'm worried i'm making sure the appetizers i can't

00:38:21.860 be bought you might have to fuck her bro dude quick little talk who cares quick one

00:38:30.020 two minutes there's no way i'm lasting two minutes with her so one minute no 30 seconds

00:38:37.220 okay lock in hey listen you know how i have like really nice restaurants you guys are going for

00:38:42.740 here okay you like a little dark chocolate that's what we do yes if you like like this one's on the

00:38:47.460 house smart so marky what the are we doing we're gonna we're gonna

00:38:54.500 we're gonna just heat up this up really quick and then we're done perfect

00:38:59.700 how much longer marky they're pulling them out right now wow

00:39:03.460 You really do know how to pull out.

00:39:09.960 It's hot, nigga.

00:39:11.160 Come on, my heart.

00:39:11.820 Y'all can't tell me the bitches don't look badly.

00:39:13.640 Master chef's snagging this bitch.

00:39:15.660 Word to him.

00:39:16.960 I'm tired of helping y'all, bro.

00:39:18.920 My life's tired of helping y'all.

00:39:20.120 I'm niggas just cheating, bro.

00:39:21.960 Look at my burger, though.

00:39:22.760 Look at my burger.

00:39:23.160 Swear to God.

00:39:28.780 Gombie, stop bitching.

00:39:31.340 Stop bitching, Gombie.

00:39:33.460 We have it ready.

00:39:42.460 We're making the sauce right now.

00:39:44.460 Ladies, two minutes.

00:39:48.460 We need to put it in the mouth right now, I know.

00:39:50.460 Oh my god, I know.

00:39:55.460 Marky!

00:39:56.460 I'm getting the appetizer done!

00:39:58.460 Marky, it's right here.

00:40:00.460 We're making it soft.

00:40:03.360 It should have been a kind one.

00:40:05.360 But if I don't know when it's going to be done,

00:40:07.160 I'll show it a little bit.

00:40:07.960 Play together.

00:40:08.660 All right, so we have two younger stations for plating.

00:40:13.260 We're working on it.

00:40:14.160 They're plating right now.

00:40:16.460 We'll take Collier.

00:40:19.360 All right, if I made a swastika with this,

00:40:21.060 would you be angry?

00:40:21.560 No, I'll do that.

00:40:22.560 All right, y'all, two minutes.

00:40:24.060 The chefs are getting hungry.

00:40:25.560 Let's go.

00:40:26.060 The chefs are getting hungry.

00:40:27.060 Let's go.

00:40:27.660 Two minutes.

00:40:28.360 Two minutes.

00:40:30.260 I really want this one.

00:40:32.780 Fine.

00:40:33.660 Hey!

00:40:38.440 Where is the sauce?

00:40:41.020 Dude, they're about to be done, dude.

00:40:42.880 Dude, where the...

00:40:44.060 Guys, where is the sauce, dude?

00:40:48.420 It's coming.

00:40:49.560 What is that? It should be ready.

00:40:51.900 We're just warming it up. That's what we're doing.

00:40:55.720 Actually, I don't like this.

00:40:58.940 Marky, what are we doing?

00:41:00.260 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:41:04.760 Go, go, go, go, go.

00:41:06.760 On the side, on the side.

00:41:08.760 What are you doing?

00:41:09.760 I don't want to fuck it up.

00:41:10.760 You know what I'm saying.

00:41:11.760 Maggie!

00:41:12.760 What you mean?

00:41:13.760 You fucking dumb and stupid.

00:41:14.760 Shut the fuck up.

00:41:15.760 Look at him.

00:41:16.760 I'm not sure what I'm saying.

00:41:17.760 I know them stupid.

00:41:18.760 Four.

00:41:19.760 I'm gonna run.

00:41:20.760 I'm gonna run.

00:41:21.760 Wait, wait, wait.

00:41:22.760 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:41:25.760 Ladies, ladies and gentlemen.

00:41:27.760 Shaggy, Shaggy, come here, describe it.

00:41:42.080 Shaggy, what have you made for us today?

00:41:44.960 Organic mozzarella cheese, mozzarella sticks right here, you know what I'm saying, with

00:41:50.280 a side of mozzarella, marinara sauce, you know what I'm saying.

00:41:56.120 and we got a little bit of homemade by the way homemade homemade you know what I'm saying

00:41:59.700 made with love made with love for you beautiful ladies

00:42:02.100 okay here he is try to eat it now

00:42:03.920 yes thank you

00:42:04.800 thanks

00:42:05.160 oh look at the cheese bowl look at the cheese bowl

00:42:09.040 what matters is if it's spread

00:42:13.180 oh

00:42:13.980 wait wait wait

00:42:17.760 hold on

00:42:18.600 hold on

00:42:20.480 hey

00:42:21.780 hold on

00:42:23.160 just a little dip

00:42:24.820 Honestly, it's giving Arby's. These are Arby's mozzarella sticks right here. If I got served these at a restaurant

00:42:29.820 I would ask to speak to the manager, but they're good. They're good.

00:42:32.820 Wait, wait, wait. But I still want to refund them.

00:42:34.820 I still want to refund them.

00:42:35.820 I still want to refund them.

00:42:36.820 Tommy, you ain't going to refund them, yeah, god damn it.

00:42:37.820 Yeah, I would have.

00:42:38.820 Wait, what are you doing? What are you? Wait, he's eating on food.

00:42:41.820 Mikey, what the fuck are you?

00:42:42.820 We trying out food. We made this. Y'all made the chicken.

00:42:46.820 Yeah, but if we're at a restaurant and the chef comes out and goes here and then they take, oh, he's taking some food.

00:42:51.820 Hey!

00:42:52.820 What the fuck are you guys doing?

00:42:53.820 Do it!

00:42:54.820 Why are we?

00:42:55.820 This is why you don't smoke weed!

00:42:57.820 It's because you got fried in the bathroom!

00:43:00.820 Did you spit it out?

00:43:05.820 Oh my god.

00:43:06.820 Oh my god.

00:43:07.820 I'm gonna throw up I think.

00:43:08.820 Bro, hold on.

00:43:10.820 Alright.

00:43:11.820 Look, light it down.

00:43:13.820 Oh my god.

00:43:14.820 Did he actually spit it out?

00:43:23.820 Bro, did he in chat, yes or no? Did he, yes or no?

00:43:41.820 Oh my god!

00:43:45.820 Lady, we have Avistabay grape hard seltzer.

00:43:49.820 sir? Okay, period. Thank you, bae. You sponsored by them? Absolutely not, but I hope it's good. Okay, period. And for you, I have

00:43:58.000 some of the same. I hope you enjoy. And first, and, and, and, and strong. Okay, am I writing down each one of these in a

00:44:11.560 No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:12.860 I'm just fighting over.

00:44:17.920 Are we close to the chicken?

00:44:21.960 Let them break, let them break, let them break.

00:44:26.140 Wait.

00:44:26.460 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.

00:44:27.880 Wait, real quick.

00:44:29.420 Marky, flutter.

00:44:31.000 What are you going?

00:44:32.140 Should they, wait, you guys should write down their ratings too

00:44:34.400 so you guys announce both.

00:44:35.600 How should we do it?

00:44:36.140 So right now we're going to find out when they're done, brother.

00:44:38.040 All right, everybody drop the dishes and then.

00:44:40.260 Okay.

00:44:40.500 But they don't show it yet, they don't show it yet. Hey Santa, don't show it. Nobody show it yet

00:44:45.600 What do we have here chef?

00:44:49.600 That's Jordan Slider

00:44:50.600 This is Tasha's

00:44:51.600 Chet, how this looking Chet?

00:44:53.100 Ew, dude

00:44:54.100 Ew, stop hitting

00:44:55.100 I'm on a joke, that's fucking the stuff right there

00:44:57.100 This is actual roast

00:44:59.100 That's some sauce, some fries

00:45:01.100 That's fine

00:45:02.100 So let me know how it is, let me know how it is

00:45:04.100 I'm fine

00:45:06.100 I'm fine

00:45:07.100 You made it with love Diamond, we made it with love

00:45:10.100 You may be fresh.

00:45:11.460 Oh, yeah, it's fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh and healthy.

00:45:13.860 Fresh and healthy.

00:45:14.580 Either one with that.

00:45:16.920 These fries are triple-soaked in seed oils.

00:45:19.340 I won't be eating them, and that'll be the last one.

00:45:21.540 What?

00:45:22.820 What?

00:45:23.920 I'm just saying.

00:45:25.680 I'll keep it around.

00:45:28.760 Auto-pice, auto-pice, auto-pice.

00:45:30.960 Is it fixed?

00:45:33.180 Is the mic fixed?

00:45:36.080 I fixed?

00:45:37.740 Wait, show, show, show, show.

00:45:38.980 Why do you like me?

00:45:39.980 I knew they were fuckin' frozen!

00:45:41.980 And they triple soaked them in sea oil.

00:45:43.980 These are the steak high french fries from Odie's, bitch!

00:45:46.980 I know you don't get a lot of sea oil, but these are triple soaked in sea oil.

00:45:49.980 You'll like them, okay?

00:45:50.980 You'll like them.

00:45:51.980 What's this other team coming here?

00:45:53.980 Are you the captain here?

00:45:54.980 They're frozen!

00:45:55.980 Who's the captain?

00:45:56.980 They're frozen!

00:45:57.980 They're frozen!

00:45:58.980 They're frozen!

00:45:59.980 They're frozen!

00:46:00.980 I don't think they're frozen!

00:46:01.980 They're frozen!

00:46:02.980 They're frozen!

00:46:03.980 They're frozen!

00:46:04.980 They're frozen!

00:46:05.980 They're frozen!

00:46:06.980 Try the fries.

00:46:07.980 Try the fries.

00:46:08.980 One more time.

00:46:09.980 It's not your test.

00:46:11.980 Look, she's loving it.

00:46:13.980 She's loving it.

00:46:16.980 They're loving a burger.

00:46:18.980 Okay, I will try the burger.

00:46:21.980 I'm not going to try the fries because they're triple soaked.

00:46:24.980 But the burger you...

00:46:36.980 Y'all gonna die anyway, fuck the seed oil.

00:46:39.720 Talk to me, Sandra.

00:46:42.260 That's a good burger.

00:46:43.280 He loves it.

00:46:44.020 Yes.

00:46:48.700 Yes.

00:46:50.140 Yes.

00:46:52.300 What?

00:46:53.620 You don't like the burger?

00:46:56.920 They both like this.

00:46:58.200 I love salt.

00:46:58.980 You know, I've been burned through electrolytes.

00:47:00.400 Oh, that's why.

00:47:01.200 It wasn't even that salty, though.

00:47:02.520 Come on, give us a nine.

00:47:04.060 It's too salty and the fries were frozen.

00:47:06.140 Give us a nine.

00:47:06.720 I only told him he was burning like but it's fat fuck the ones that was for us. You burn it, bro

00:47:11.200 I hate fat bro with a passion, bro. I don't die. Alright judges. Are you guys ready to go?

00:47:18.000 Oh

00:47:20.000 Your camera down. Yes

00:47:22.000 I rated sweater a seven

00:47:24.000 Cuz you gave us some frozen ass fries

00:47:26.000 Those are the steakhouse fries from Aldi's

00:47:28.960 You didn't even get name brand at that. You got the Aldi's private selection brand. That's crazy. How do you know what brand is?

00:47:34.000 That's crazy. Clock it

00:47:36.000 Frozen fries

00:47:45.620 Tell his fat ass clock

00:48:01.380 Team sweater for the appetizer you get the six

00:48:06.000 Six! We won!

00:48:08.000 You then soak them in seed oils, okay?

00:48:11.000 Now, what brings it up is the sliders were pretty good,

00:48:13.000 and you had some good ingredients there.

00:48:14.000 You know I love beef, okay?

00:48:16.000 You got the highest quality beef you can get at Aldi.

00:48:18.000 It's all good, alright?

00:48:19.000 The texture was good, and I like salt.

00:48:21.000 Salt's a good mineral. It's good for you, okay?

00:48:23.000 Six.

00:48:25.000 Tasha, Tasha.

00:48:27.000 Yeah, this shit should be bad, bro.

00:48:29.000 Come on. Your real opinion.

00:48:31.000 Tasha.

00:48:32.000 The Latino is disappointed.

00:48:34.000 Oh, he's whitewashed.

00:48:38.840 Yeah, what's the rating?

00:48:40.280 Stop doing your little monkey dance.

00:48:42.840 Stop eating the chicken.

00:48:44.160 No, it's getting ridiculous, bro.

00:48:46.740 Can we win or not?

00:48:50.800 Aye, aye, aye, aye.

00:48:52.320 Left in, left in.

00:48:53.340 Team Marky, left in.

00:48:54.300 Okay, Marky.

00:48:55.280 Team Marky.

00:48:55.800 Let's go.

00:48:56.740 Come on.

00:48:57.220 What, did he get a 19?

00:48:58.360 Me?

00:48:58.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:59.200 Come on.

00:49:00.560 Please, they're losing.

00:49:01.220 It's got to be 19.

00:49:01.700 Let's go.

00:49:01.880 Other team, get out of the way.

00:49:03.020 Team Marky, let's go.

00:49:04.000 Come in here, stop doing your fucking dance.

00:49:06.900 Taste product, y'all gonna love this.

00:49:08.840 Y'all gonna fucking love this.

00:49:11.060 Okay, thank you, are you ready?

00:49:12.980 Yeah.

00:49:13.800 I rate Marky in eight.

00:49:15.440 Nine!

00:49:16.360 Y'all just being general, okay?

00:49:18.520 Whoa.

00:49:19.360 Honestly, no we're not giving.

00:49:20.780 I don't know what, like this is what I'm saying,

00:49:22.500 what level are y'all trying to go with?

00:49:24.220 Like, cause that was giving like fast food,

00:49:26.820 are we giving like apple peas?

00:49:28.360 We're giving, we're giving,

00:49:30.240 oh no, we're not gonna be obvious.

00:49:31.280 We're giving, you giving wishy-washy,

00:49:32.700 Like, you gave us a better rating than them and you complained.

00:49:34.860 Yeah.

00:49:35.360 Yeah, why are you complaining?

00:49:36.880 You complaining.

00:49:38.040 All right, next, Tasha.

00:49:39.740 OK, Tasha.

00:49:40.680 Tasha.

00:49:40.980 All right, team Markey.

00:49:42.880 That was really good.

00:49:44.040 Yeah!

00:49:46.040 That was really good.

00:49:47.540 You know what sold it was the pool.

00:49:50.280 Mm.

00:49:50.820 Yes.

00:49:51.820 Oh, my God.

00:49:53.280 Perfectly cooked, by the way.

00:49:55.020 Perfectly cooked.

00:49:55.900 Another thing, you, Collier.

00:49:59.820 You weren't wearing gloves for the first time.

00:50:01.820 I had just washed my hands, and I got gloves now on out.

00:50:08.820 He infused it with his eyes.

00:50:10.820 So what do you say?

00:50:11.820 I should be a fine.

00:50:12.820 I gave you guys a nine.

00:50:13.820 A nine.

00:50:14.820 A nine.

00:50:15.820 A nine.

00:50:16.820 A nine.

00:50:17.820 You never had gloves.

00:50:19.820 You never had gloves.

00:50:20.820 Sixteen.

00:50:21.820 All right.

00:50:22.820 All right.

00:50:23.820 Wow, wow, wow.

00:50:24.820 Okay.

00:50:25.820 Okay.

00:50:26.820 Cheese is actually healthy.

00:50:27.820 There's this myth in the world that cheese is unhealthy.

00:50:29.820 It's actually healthy.

00:50:30.820 potassium yes sir now we get to texture y'all had that pole okay you had the pole you really did

00:50:38.100 and what i like is the fried part around it wasn't too much it was light that's right it was light

00:50:43.380 right okay the tomato sauce i checked the ingredients in the tomato sauce there was no red 40 in that

00:50:48.420 tomato sauce

00:50:52.340 y'all get a seven

00:50:53.540 Yeah!

00:50:56.040 Fucking sweater!

00:50:57.540 Fucking sweater!

00:50:58.540 Fucking sweater!

00:50:59.540 Fucking sweater!

00:51:00.540 Fucking sweater!

00:51:01.540 Fucking sweater!

00:51:02.540 You're a scammer!

00:51:03.540 Fuck!

00:51:04.540 All right, it's basically 19 to 24, okay?

00:51:08.540 All right, write that down.

00:51:09.540 19 to 24.

00:51:10.540 Let's go.

00:51:11.540 Come on, lock in.

00:51:12.540 We have some orange chicken with some steamed rice.

00:51:16.540 Made by the one and only Chef Cameron Rashard Amos.

00:51:20.540 Hold on, hold on.

00:51:21.540 This for you.

00:51:22.540 I personally cooked this dish myself

00:51:25.180 Oh my god

00:51:26.000 Can you do it, Natasha, too?

00:51:31.360 Yes

00:51:31.640 I personally cooked this dish myself

00:51:32.920 Bitch, don't even think about it

00:51:34.000 Wait, you guys got a shadow

00:51:35.140 We have two, yeah

00:51:37.440 Wait, wait, wait, hold on

00:51:39.000 Hold the fuck on

00:51:39.840 You have two?

00:51:41.200 Mark, I told you make three

00:51:42.280 No, no, no, no

00:51:45.060 Wait, wait, wait, wait

00:51:46.060 Listen, listen, listen

00:51:48.600 Listen to the cabinet

00:51:49.480 This is for plating

00:51:52.280 To throw back your traditional Chinese food

00:51:54.280 Do you get when you're family style

00:51:55.940 No, no, we're family style

00:51:58.780 He only made two

00:52:00.040 I told you to make three, dumbass

00:52:02.100 I didn't

00:52:03.720 He only made two

00:52:06.780 He only made two

00:52:06.820 That's gonna get a shitty ass

00:52:09.740 You serve them

00:52:12.040 And then you go, oh, you guys can

00:52:13.840 Fucking share out of this dog bowl

00:52:16.520 Here you go

00:52:17.740 Oh, TJ is spoon feeding her

00:52:19.760 And over you guys, here's a dog bowl

00:52:22.020 Fight over it

00:52:52.020 No, no, you said only made two, that's what you said.

00:52:55.420 Why would you only make two, before he ate it?

00:52:57.520 No, he fucked it up, he fucked it up, he fucked it up.

00:52:58.520 Before he ate it, it doesn't matter how I look, it doesn't matter how I look.

00:53:02.520 No, Sasha, Sasha, you gotta try some.

00:53:04.520 There's not enough, there's not enough for all three of us.

00:53:07.520 No, no, eat it, just try it.

00:53:09.520 All right, all right, all right, all right, he ate it, he ate it.

00:53:12.520 No, I didn't, Marky, I made it, after Marky made it.

00:53:15.520 All right, bro, just eat it.

00:53:16.520 Give it to him.

00:53:17.520 Tell him this is a taste test, not the matter.

00:53:19.520 Give it to Santa Cruz.

00:53:20.520 You're taking his ass. What if you're putting it on a dirty fucking thing?

00:53:25.240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:53:27.400 Hang on a couple.

00:53:28.760 Aye, aye, aye, aye.

00:53:30.040 Your rating might be good honestly because you got spoon fed by DJR Spoon Betty.

00:53:34.200 DJR Spoon fed you.

00:53:36.120 Yeah. That's gonna be a damn, damn strength.

00:53:40.600 Does this fuck our rating up?

00:53:42.440 No, you're going to get food, Santa Cruz.

00:53:44.200 You like it though. You're going to get food.

00:53:46.200 You're going to get food. Look.

00:53:47.720 Oh my God, what kind of fucking dog is supposed to be?

00:53:50.200 No, but it's gonna be really good. Take a bite. Take a bite.

00:53:55.100 Presentation is in everything.

00:53:56.500 Bro, this is insane.

00:53:57.700 Why are you sweating?

00:53:59.200 Fuck!

00:54:00.200 What the fuck?

00:54:01.200 I think everybody should take off their shirts, man.

00:54:04.200 You do that. You actually do that.

00:54:08.200 Oh my god, it actually smells so bad.

00:54:12.200 No, that shit was gas. I ate that.

00:54:14.200 Wait, did you smell it?

00:54:15.200 Yeah, I ate that. It was gas.

00:54:16.200 See, that's what I'm saying. You're already-

00:54:18.200 Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden.

00:54:21.440 Don't lie, you know that shit.

00:54:22.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:24.420 Hey, the judges, where the fuck is my force?

00:54:30.780 What the fuck?

00:54:32.840 You literally ruined it.

00:54:35.540 Useless, big-lipped retard.

00:54:39.320 My shit got all the info.

00:54:41.680 They saw what Mark did.

00:54:42.660 You ate it through your little monkey dance.

00:54:44.000 No, I didn't.

00:54:45.240 Marky made it.

00:54:46.140 Marky made it and said, we'll win.

00:54:47.420 Okay guys, presentation, chat, presentation on this shit, bro, bro, come on, TJ, you gotta feed me some, give me a little bite, maybe I can make up, microplastic, give him chicken, give him chicken, it's good though, oh no I didn't, no cup of milk, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, you gotta remember, it sucks up, Tasha, you hating on that,

00:55:15.980 What do you do?

00:55:16.820 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, I like that, though.

00:55:18.720 Taste it again, Tasha, with some rice, with some rice, Tasha.

00:55:20.460 Get a little rice, taste some rice.

00:55:21.620 Get some rice.

00:55:22.460 It smells so bad.

00:55:24.280 No, it don't.

00:55:25.120 It does not smell bad.

00:55:26.360 Stop hating.

00:55:27.060 You're being too critical on it.

00:55:28.220 Okay, I ain't Tasha, it was good to fuck.

00:55:30.220 Come on.

00:55:31.220 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha.

00:55:32.800 Oh my gosh.

00:55:35.040 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha.

00:55:36.660 Marky, you got fucked up on this one.

00:55:38.800 No, listen, it was the plating.

00:55:41.540 Dude, she's literally lying.

00:55:43.500 No, no, heck, chef, let me see what happened.

00:55:45.140 We made three plates.

00:55:46.240 The third plate, he put it on a plate and he put it in a bowl and it was like this.

00:55:51.680 Bro, he ate it.

00:55:53.240 And then you guys served it in these plastic golf balls.

00:55:55.460 I don't know why I ate it.

00:55:56.040 I don't know why I didn't do that.

00:55:57.480 Okay.

00:55:57.980 Why are you eating?

00:55:59.020 Whoa, whoa, wait.

00:55:59.620 Wait on the rating.

00:56:00.920 It's not bad.

00:56:02.880 Tasha, are you rating it?

00:56:04.540 Yeah, but we got to wait on another entree.

00:56:07.920 I'm fucking, you're fucking on my judges here.

00:56:11.360 All right, keep playing.

00:56:12.860 What do you got for our entree?

00:56:14.140 All right, team sweater, entree.

00:56:16.140 We're almost done.

00:56:17.280 They're not done.

00:56:18.660 They're not done.

00:56:20.920 They're literally not done.

00:56:22.560 We're done.

00:56:23.300 No, you're not.

00:56:23.960 Yes, we are.

00:56:24.600 You're scamming.

00:56:25.400 Bro, the health department's here.

00:56:27.100 No, they're not.

00:56:29.180 Oh.

00:56:31.060 Dude, can you give me a fucking ice-cold water, please?

00:56:32.940 I'm dying.

00:56:34.400 Let me tell you what happened.

00:56:36.740 Kuffman got the bright idea to put it in there because that's how they serve Chinese food.

00:56:40.500 Then he put it back on the plate, and it was all fucked up, and it looked horrible.

00:56:43.480 a couple you can't stop eating god damn it

00:56:48.920 it is david russ yeah i will eat if i want to yes chef

00:56:59.720 it's hot as here

00:57:03.480 I want to put one in the glass door for you.

00:57:09.480 You're good.

00:57:10.480 Hey, hey!

00:57:11.480 Judges!

00:57:12.480 They spilled it!

00:57:13.480 They spilled the weed!

00:57:14.480 They spilled the weed!

00:57:15.480 No, but it's over here.

00:57:16.480 You were going to put it in.

00:57:17.480 No, I was not.

00:57:18.480 I was going to throw it away.

00:57:19.480 Damn.

00:57:20.480 Oh my god.

00:57:21.480 They're throwing food!

00:57:22.480 They're throwing food!

00:57:23.480 Judges, they're throwing food!

00:57:25.480 That looks so gross.

00:57:26.480 Don't I try some?

00:57:27.480 No.

00:57:28.480 I've done it before, too. I know it's good.

00:57:36.220 I've been doing that all the time.

00:57:41.100 But it's a light dusting.

00:57:43.700 Why is it tripping?

00:57:44.820 Shut your fat mouth.

00:57:46.660 Shut your f***ing mouth.

00:57:50.000 It's off.

00:57:50.640 It's off.

00:57:53.260 We're not using those.

00:57:56.540 that's all so you just like come on we're taking so long we're getting hungry okay chef what have

00:58:02.940 you made for us today we made uh some la street tacos yes with steak uh cut up steak cilantro

00:58:11.740 onion and lime wow okay let's try it out presentation the season's not all the way

00:58:20.140 there i want to can i point something out too there's no sauce i mean guys there's no sauce

00:58:26.540 That store was whitewashed.

00:58:28.280 I couldn't find the ingredients I actually wanted.

00:58:31.800 Hey, Adrian.

00:58:35.220 Hey, the sauce is on his forehead, he said.

00:58:38.480 It's seasoned all the way up.

00:58:40.060 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:41.160 Put it up there, sir.

00:58:42.200 It's all right.

00:58:42.980 What the f***?

00:58:44.920 Try it again.

00:58:45.600 Try it again.

00:58:46.540 Try it again one more time.

00:58:47.760 I mean it.

00:58:48.520 Yeah, one more time.

00:58:49.340 Jimmy, you can't just seduce the judges, okay?

00:58:52.060 I'm not doing anything.

00:58:53.200 It's just not hot.

00:58:53.780 What about mine?

00:58:54.600 Is it good?

00:58:55.420 Do you remember mine?

00:58:56.020 You got to see my right hand.

00:58:59.780 No, I'm not dabbing you up.

00:59:01.840 You should take off your shirt.

00:59:03.080 The views will go up.

00:59:04.920 Really?

00:59:06.300 Dessert.

00:59:06.940 Oh, my God.

00:59:08.200 He's scrumptious.

00:59:09.200 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:10.740 Wait, hey.

00:59:11.720 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:12.780 No, he has a girlfriend.

00:59:14.060 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:15.100 Yeah.

00:59:16.360 Oh, so they're playing games with tattoos?

00:59:17.380 Jimmy, you have a girlfriend?

00:59:18.440 Yeah.

00:59:18.800 Huh?

00:59:19.460 I love you thought you might be, like, kind of bisexual.

00:59:22.280 He's bisexual.

00:59:23.400 I don't have a girlfriend.

00:59:24.960 I know, he's in the boys.

00:59:26.820 Yo, he's literally playing with all of us.

00:59:28.780 Why you got a girlfriend?

00:59:29.760 No, I don't say that.

00:59:31.280 Okay, rating on this.

00:59:34.120 Okay.

00:59:35.240 I'm ready to go do my rating.

00:59:36.860 I'm ready to go do my rating.

00:59:39.000 Because the spice was there, but they needed some lime to even it out.

00:59:42.380 Okay?

00:59:42.720 So you're going to put some lime on.

00:59:44.080 I did put lime.

00:59:45.180 But it was slouch and onion.

00:59:46.520 It's not, it's not given to me.

00:59:49.360 I went to a whitewashed store.

00:59:51.420 I did what I could.

00:59:53.480 They tried, though.

00:59:54.540 I'm going to give it, actually, I'm going to give it.

00:59:56.240 You see me working, I was like.

00:59:58.380 No, I'm all flustered to CJR's name now.

01:00:01.480 Now we're talking.

01:00:03.260 Yeah, that'll boost my score.

01:00:04.940 All right, ratings.

01:00:06.140 We're going to go here, here, here.

01:00:07.640 For the ratings, we're going to go.

01:00:08.980 They didn't eat them tacos like that.

01:00:10.400 They didn't eat them like that.

01:00:11.080 Okay, we're going to rate the Team Marky.

01:00:13.320 You had the Kung Pao chicken, I believe it was.

01:00:15.340 Yes, I cooked it.

01:00:16.240 Okay, so the problem there was I didn't get f***ing served, okay?

01:00:21.140 So it was initially a zero because I didn't get served.

01:00:23.200 Jesus Christ.

01:00:24.040 I think you ate my food.

01:00:25.400 No, I didn't.

01:00:26.040 Mark, I swear to God, if Marky said two plates only, I said okay.

01:00:29.020 Then don't listen to him.

01:00:30.040 Yeah, he's a chef.

01:00:31.060 Okay, okay, okay.

01:00:32.620 Also, it was served in a plastic bowl.

01:00:34.760 That's Asian-y.

01:00:35.520 That's Asian-y.

01:00:36.140 That was your idea.

01:00:37.960 Yeah, that's Asian-y.

01:00:39.260 But because of the presentation, you get a fucking four.

01:00:41.940 Damn.

01:00:42.900 What the fuck is that, dude?

01:00:44.340 Presentation should take him like two points.

01:00:46.280 That's what I would say.

01:00:47.460 Zero present.

01:00:48.760 I didn't get food.

01:00:50.060 I have a question.

01:00:51.060 Tell me.

01:00:52.580 Hold on a second.

01:00:53.860 what if what if served and fed in a plate it's about how it tastes overall you know

01:00:59.220 no it's about it's about our judges criteria which she set up and that makes it a fucking

01:01:04.600 four what if what if me and fucking never mind you're right

01:01:08.400 yes yes wasn't it good it was good do you want to fuck him

01:01:23.860 I'm a black man, I'm homeless, I'm trying to cook some Asian, some Asian food, that's it, that's all baby, that's all baby.

01:01:34.860 A 10 is crazy.

01:01:38.860 You should've just asked him to feed you some.

01:01:42.860 No, stop saying that.

01:01:44.860 It was actually good.

01:01:46.860 It was good, it was actually, yeah.

01:01:48.860 Alright, so I have 14, what do you got?

01:01:50.860 What do you got?

01:01:51.700 So, it was disgusting, it's in my cup.

01:01:55.020 What?

01:01:55.860 Yeah, she fucking hated it.

01:01:57.360 She fucking hated it.

01:01:58.780 And you served it to us in dog food.

01:02:01.300 It's because you got here.

01:02:02.140 Pre-game with McDonald's, that's why it tasted nasty.

01:02:04.420 Yeah, you shouldn't be eating McDonald's,

01:02:05.420 I'll give you a hundred bucks if I eat McDonald's again.

01:02:07.180 Those will prove, it's AI.

01:02:08.980 All right, what's your rate though?

01:02:10.240 I gave you guys a five.

01:02:12.200 I'll take it, I'll take it.

01:02:13.540 I'll take it.

01:02:16.000 Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.

01:02:18.080 Marky, why are you eating a five?

01:02:20.340 Oh, you're eating chips! You spit it out!

01:02:22.340 Ew, look at the cap there.

01:02:24.340 Five is average.

01:02:26.340 Look, he's drunk and he's getting mad at you.

01:02:30.340 The barriers are pretty low.

01:02:32.340 Alright, team sweater!

01:02:34.340 You made, um, these tacos, okay, right?

01:02:40.340 I do f***ing love tacos, and actually,

01:02:42.340 tacos are one of the foods that you can go out and eat, and they're usually

01:02:44.340 pretty f***ing healthy, okay? You get some tortillas,

01:02:46.340 you get some steak, it's simple,

01:02:48.340 Okay, now the problem with the tacos you guys had like too much onion. There's like a lot. It was overpowering

01:03:03.580 Health-wise, I mean there is steak there. There's cilantro. That was pretty good

01:03:07.580 I have to say the presentation you brought me a plate with some tacos. So right there that beats you guys bring me an empty dog food bowl

01:03:15.500 Seven out of ten

01:03:18.340 Yep, 7 out of 10.

01:03:19.580 What about the sweat?

01:03:20.340 Does that not give him a point?

01:03:21.360 I didn't sweat on the fucking food.

01:03:23.420 That's how you salted it.

01:03:24.800 Adrienne.

01:03:25.520 Oh, I rated a 7 out of 10.

01:03:27.600 Oh, okay.

01:03:29.440 That's 14.

01:03:30.880 We got 19.

01:03:31.680 It wasn't really quality.

01:03:32.780 You guys got 19 out of 37.

01:03:33.940 No, a 6.

01:03:35.560 A 6 and a both.

01:03:36.820 Tasha?

01:03:37.600 Tasha?

01:03:38.880 Okay, so hear me out.

01:03:40.340 But Tasha's Mexican.

01:03:41.220 Is she going to say 10?

01:03:42.560 Watch your mouth.

01:03:43.480 I'm not Mexican.

01:03:44.460 All right.

01:03:44.980 Second of all, the plate plating was good.

01:03:48.040 There was no sauce, that's the only thing that threw me off.

01:03:55.040 But it was spicy, so there was good spice.

01:03:58.040 I gave you guys an A at 10.

01:04:05.040 That puts them at 22.

01:04:08.040 So, sweater, 22 out of 30.

01:04:11.040 Marky, 19 out of 30, okay?

01:04:14.040 Dessert, dessert, dessert.

01:04:17.040 No, wait, we got to add it up for the last round, too.

01:04:20.920 So what do we got?

01:04:21.480 Okay, okay.

01:04:24.320 Team Sweater's at 41 out of 60.

01:04:27.060 And then Marky.

01:04:29.740 Team Marky is at 43.

01:04:35.720 We lose about two.

01:04:36.980 What's Sweater and what's Marky at?

01:04:39.520 Marky's at 43 and Sweater's at 41.

01:04:42.560 We're up two.

01:04:43.300 We're up two.

01:04:44.020 Okay.

01:04:44.980 It's our time.

01:04:45.660 Squeeze some of the excess food milk into the dish that's your flavor.

01:04:49.660 Alright, hold on. Come here.

01:04:51.660 No, no, hold on. Come here, hold on. Come here, camera.

01:04:53.660 Yo, camera's getting finished.

01:04:55.660 Wait! Jordan!

01:04:57.660 Squeeze some of the excess food milk into the dish that's your flavor.

01:04:59.660 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:05:01.660 Put the strawberry back on.

01:05:03.660 And we need some spoons.

01:05:05.660 Yeah, spoons and forks. No, forks.

01:05:07.660 Forks? Whatever they have.

01:05:09.660 Ready? Yes.

01:05:11.660 I'll explain why we don't want to get the forks yet.

01:05:13.660 Okay, okay.

01:05:14.660 No.

01:05:15.660 No.

01:05:16.660 What are you doing?

01:05:17.660 No.

01:05:18.660 They're sabotaging.

01:05:19.660 I like fruit.

01:05:20.660 Use your hand.

01:05:21.660 I cook this homemade.

01:05:23.660 Yes, we picked it.

01:05:25.660 Sweaters are very good at picking fruits.

01:05:28.660 So, sweaters are very good.

01:05:30.660 We came here and we said we got a good job done.

01:05:33.660 We cut the fruit up.

01:05:34.660 We blended it very well.

01:05:35.660 We hand-tossed it very well with our love and our very richness of hand tossing.

01:05:40.660 And we gave you guys an appetizing dessert.

01:05:42.660 we chose fruit salad because it's 2026 a lot of the stuff nowadays guys like

01:05:47.820 listen I know you guys like cookies brownies and whatnot I don't I know you

01:05:51.760 don't but fruit salad you can't go wrong with fruit

01:05:54.240 this is a vegan breakfast ain't it

01:05:56.580 no no no listen listen hold on let my partner finish off listen we gave it a

01:06:02.640 little honey drizzle because I know you like a little sweetness and then we did

01:06:07.680 a little lime squeeze over the top to give it that sweet and sour taste

01:06:11.160 And then Diamond, I just want you to know, my buddy T.J.R. ate the rest of the pineapple in preparation.

01:06:15.640 No, T.J.R. put his cum in yours.

01:06:17.880 He put his cum in yours.

01:06:18.320 I nutted it, yes, yes, yes.

01:06:19.980 He did not.

01:06:21.840 Tell him, T.J.R., you put your cum in yours.

01:06:23.520 All right.

01:06:24.740 Ladies and gentlemen, have a bite.

01:06:27.340 Diamond and Tasha, I know it's fruit, but y'all got to, like, open mouth.

01:06:31.260 They love fruit.

01:06:32.100 They love fruit.

01:06:32.780 Women love fruit because they pussy, like, you know what I'm saying?

01:06:35.460 They pussy wet, but they eat fruit.

01:06:36.740 I was expecting, like, maybe, like, a yogurt or, like, an ice cream or, like, a cake.

01:06:40.940 Wait, wait, wait, TJ, bring it out.

01:06:44.320 Hold on.

01:06:44.740 Baby, we got you Dubai chocolate.

01:06:46.820 Bang!

01:06:48.020 You think we're that stupid?

01:06:49.700 That was good timing.

01:06:51.160 Tasha, we know you like your chocolate like your man, so we got you dark chocolate.

01:06:56.800 Oh, I like that, Marky.

01:06:58.400 And Marky, that was clean.

01:06:59.500 That was, I ain't gonna lie.

01:07:02.040 Wait, what are you fucking?

01:07:02.980 Marky?

01:07:03.920 Swear to God.

01:07:04.460 Marky or Sleuk?

01:07:05.180 Sleuk?

01:07:06.760 Yeah.

01:07:07.620 Here you go, Dubai.

01:07:09.140 Dubai.

01:07:09.740 Bye.

01:07:10.580 Okay.

01:07:11.400 All right, now do the

01:07:12.400 five and the five at the same time.

01:07:13.620 So look, get a forkful.

01:07:15.020 Get the cold one.

01:07:16.020 Ready?

01:07:16.860 No, no, TJ, you there, you there.

01:07:18.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:19.580 No, no, no, let him do it.

01:07:20.420 You took too long, it's okay.

01:07:23.620 10 out of 10, let's try again, period.

01:07:25.580 Whoa.

01:07:26.420 That's pretty nasty, but.

01:07:27.260 Well, no, the fruit's really good.

01:07:28.260 I don't know why, okay.

01:07:29.260 Yeah, okay.

01:07:30.100 It's a thought that matters.

01:07:30.940 I don't eat that.

01:07:32.060 Why don't you?

01:07:32.900 There's just sugar in there.

01:07:34.620 See, I'm on the health wave.

01:07:35.860 You don't like fruit, that's okay, you know?

01:07:37.620 I'll try it.

01:07:38.620 Try it, try it.

01:07:39.400 Let me try a piece with you.

01:07:40.700 Let me show you how good it is.

01:07:41.800 It was like the most expensive chocolate.

01:07:44.140 Thank you.

01:07:44.900 It is, guys.

01:07:45.500 It took a minute.

01:07:46.140 It took a minute.

01:07:46.680 It had to kick in.

01:07:47.780 Let me show you how, Jack.

01:07:49.520 This is the green pistachio.

01:07:51.780 This is the green pistachio.

01:07:55.500 Jordan, you can't gamble for a week.

01:07:56.900 Hey, you guys can't gamble for a week on...

01:07:59.500 Oh, yeah, I'm going on vacation.

01:08:02.020 I have written down my rating, so now we need team sweaters, dessert.

01:08:05.640 So judges, they never made a dessert.

01:08:08.260 Nope.

01:08:08.440 DQ! DQ! DQ!

01:08:12.100 How do you not get a dessert?

01:08:14.540 And they were getting hammered on the job.

01:08:16.820 They were getting drunk.

01:08:18.560 Hey, weed is better for you than alcohol,

01:08:20.480 so whatever team is smoking all the weed,

01:08:22.460 that wins the health team.

01:08:23.780 Back!

01:08:24.580 Jordan is going to give a week of IRLs.

01:08:25.800 Jordan is going to give a week of IRLs.

01:08:31.020 It's okay.

01:08:38.440 so we wait

01:08:42.320 yeah so we won

01:08:43.300 bring anything fucking out soon

01:08:46.000 there's no way

01:08:47.160 we're already up

01:08:48.100 we have dessert

01:08:50.320 oh my god

01:08:52.640 okay

01:08:53.100 I'm still kind of hungry

01:08:58.820 but okay

01:08:59.660 no you can't do that

01:09:00.620 that's cheating

01:09:01.300 that's cheating

01:09:02.540 you say dessert?

01:09:03.840 we have the dessert

01:09:04.800 don't bring your last down

01:09:05.940 okay

01:09:06.240 that's what happened

01:09:07.120 I'm going to rate it.

01:09:10.460 I'm going to rate it.

01:09:11.260 What?

01:09:14.600 It's in the chat.

01:09:15.660 Jasmine put heart emojis.

01:09:16.840 I'm not joking.

01:09:17.620 Stop sucking dick, bro.

01:09:19.040 You guys really didn't fucking make a dessert?

01:09:21.300 How?

01:09:22.160 Nope, they didn't.

01:09:24.000 And they can't gamble now.

01:09:25.200 Nope, y'all can't gamble.

01:09:27.080 Anything in this kitchen to serve us?

01:09:29.520 Nope.

01:09:30.060 Oh, my God.

01:09:30.980 Nope.

01:09:32.220 Ethan, Monk, you're being a weirdo on God.

01:09:34.340 I'm rating it.

01:09:35.240 I'm rating it.

01:09:36.040 I'm rating it.

01:09:36.820 All right, guys, let's get you ready.

01:09:39.020 Call the whole team lazy.

01:09:40.280 We won.

01:09:42.560 We will start out with Team Marky.

01:09:47.660 All right, the fruit salad.

01:09:49.640 This was the healthiest thing served all night.

01:09:51.760 Thanks.

01:09:52.680 And we did that.

01:09:53.800 And we did it.

01:09:54.380 We did it.

01:09:54.960 We did it.

01:09:55.300 You guys even paid attention to get the right type of honey that I like.

01:09:58.620 Raw honey.

01:09:59.520 Do you have a border?

01:10:01.840 I mean, I'm getting there.

01:10:03.360 I'm getting there.

01:10:03.960 I'm getting there.

01:10:04.980 Okay.

01:10:05.320 Okay, for that, you guys get a 10 out of 10.

01:10:09.040 Yeah!

01:10:11.200 It's over, it's over, it's over.

01:10:14.620 Let's go Diamond, let's go Diamond.

01:10:16.420 I'm gonna have to rate it a seven,

01:10:17.780 because I feel like you guys took the easy way right out,

01:10:20.200 you know, and I feel like I wanted something scrumptious,

01:10:23.140 you know what I mean?

01:10:23.980 She gave us a seven.

01:10:25.200 Come on, we'll take a seven, that's good.

01:10:27.900 Okay, and then what do I do theirs, or we're like?

01:10:29.800 All right, come on.

01:10:30.640 Okay.

01:10:31.480 What you got, Tasha?

01:10:32.960 Listen.

01:10:33.880 Jesus Christ.

01:10:34.720 What the fuck was this shit?

01:10:36.000 Are you kidding me?

01:10:37.820 You need it!

01:10:39.200 Shut the fuck up.

01:10:41.260 Oh my God.

01:10:41.760 Period.

01:10:43.580 What the fuck did you serve me?

01:10:45.340 This is good or no?

01:10:46.600 This is the most amazing shit I've ever done.

01:10:49.520 Oh!

01:10:53.220 It's healthy.

01:10:54.040 Yeah, it's healthy.

01:10:55.060 I love you.

01:10:55.700 W. Tasha.

01:10:56.740 It's game.

01:10:57.700 It's game time.

01:10:58.240 And I gave it a 10.

01:11:02.500 Bang!

01:11:03.140 Bang!

01:11:03.760 Bang!

01:11:04.720 game over

01:11:05.680 okay now

01:11:06.600 just for formalities

01:11:08.040 we do have to rate

01:11:09.340 the dessert

01:11:10.540 that team sweater

01:11:11.700 I actually have some

01:11:12.420 fucking questions

01:11:13.020 as a judge

01:11:13.620 what the f*** happened

01:11:15.900 where

01:11:16.260 what happened

01:11:17.960 explain

01:11:18.620 um

01:11:19.320 sweater

01:11:19.680 what the f*** happened

01:11:20.760 we tried to make

01:11:21.620 panna coda

01:11:22.940 and we didn't find

01:11:23.760 all the ingredients

01:11:24.500 sorry to make

01:11:25.140 something else

01:11:25.740 I don't know

01:11:27.260 what Italian dessert

01:11:28.180 there is

01:11:28.640 dude anything

01:11:29.180 anything

01:11:30.620 you gotta compete

01:11:32.160 you can't just give up

01:11:33.300 I door dashed.

01:11:34.860 I door dashed what we needed.

01:11:36.700 Oh, my gosh.

01:11:38.140 So where did it go?

01:11:38.860 Where did it go?

01:11:39.380 You ate it when it came?

01:11:40.480 The ingredients we needed, I door dashed it.

01:11:42.620 Wow.

01:11:43.400 It just got here.

01:11:44.760 Team Slatter, you served nothing.

01:11:46.700 You get a zero.

01:11:48.640 You came on stream for a week.

01:11:50.380 Nice.

01:11:50.700 Let's give him a harder punishment.

01:11:52.100 Okay, I raised Team Slatter a nine because I turned nothing out of it.

01:11:56.200 He turned nothing out of it.

01:11:57.060 He turned nothing out of it.

01:11:58.160 No.

01:11:58.880 No.

01:11:59.400 No.

01:11:59.940 Nothing.

01:12:01.060 Nothing.

01:12:01.380 Yeah, I pimped it too, right?

01:12:03.300 You just sold your pussy for free air, bitch.

01:12:10.540 Are you done?

01:12:11.540 He's not even profitable yet.

01:12:13.060 Listen, I give that shit a negative.

01:12:15.280 Negative.

01:12:16.240 Good.

01:12:17.980 Where is it at?

01:12:19.920 Game time.

01:12:21.080 You had enough food today anyway.

01:12:24.780 That's all she wrote.

01:12:33.300 The best rated dish was me and Aiden, so...

01:12:39.500 Sorry, are you sweating?

01:12:41.180 Yes, it's hot.

01:12:42.700 Aiden.

01:12:47.360 Hope y'all enjoyed this segment, bro.

01:12:49.860 That was Marky's planning, W Marky.

01:12:53.000 That was awesome, dude.

01:12:54.140 I had a lot of fun.

01:12:55.460 We'll twist it up.

01:12:56.380 We'll make it better next time.

01:12:57.280 I'm glad y'all fucked with it, bro.

01:12:59.360 We got the press conference tomorrow, whatnot.

01:13:01.420 We got, what do you want me to do with this?

01:13:03.940 Hot needles?

01:13:04.780 Jonathan Ford on everybody.

01:13:06.500 I would say yes, but I feel bad for the people

01:13:08.600 that have to clean it up.

01:13:09.800 What?

01:13:10.640 If it was the warehouse, yes.

01:13:12.380 He's doing it, he said he should give me $100.

01:13:14.800 Bro, if he gave us 30 points, he'd give us nine.

01:13:17.880 Liar.

01:13:18.700 Hey.

01:13:19.540 You're just like the rest, just like the rest.

01:13:24.280 Someone said finally something different.

01:13:26.180 Well, if you guys like shit like this, I say same crew.

01:13:30.040 We go fishing, we do some cooler .

01:13:32.160 We gotta go for the golf.

01:13:33.220 We gotta play golf, bro.

01:13:34.280 Actual golf.

01:13:35.100 We play an all nine in baseball game.

01:13:36.600 Mmm.

01:13:37.660 Baseball would hit.

01:13:42.700 Cherry topping.

01:13:43.560 Niggas about to make American pie.

01:13:45.580 The fuck?

01:13:46.420 All right, chat.

01:13:47.880 It was a W stream.

01:13:49.500 Lay out, boys, bro.

01:13:51.320 Peace and motherfucking love.

01:13:53.020 Wait, where's TJR?

01:13:56.480 TJR.

01:13:57.640 W's in the chat for TJR.

01:13:59.100 Thank you for inviting me, bro.

01:14:00.140 I appreciate it.

01:14:00.340 Hey, wait, when are you done with your thingy?

01:14:03.080 End of March, so March 30th.

01:14:04.660 You're coming to Brand Risk?

01:14:05.480 Yes, yeah, yeah.

01:14:06.920 Okay, I'm going to come pull up on you at your crib, too.

01:14:08.620 Oh, yeah.

01:14:09.080 Thank you.

01:14:09.440 I have to, bro.

01:14:10.240 Yeah, I have to.

01:14:11.020 Thank you for supporting.

01:14:11.720 Thank you for coming, bro.

01:14:12.640 Yes, I'm towards, dude.

01:14:13.600 All right, nice to meet you, bro.

01:14:14.300 All right, don't shake butt.

01:14:15.660 Well, actually, you shake ass on sweater or Marky.

01:14:17.840 I need, like, 300.

01:14:18.920 Bro, can I fight at Brand Risk?

01:14:20.340 Who do you want to fight?

01:14:21.060 I don't know.

01:14:21.740 I'm not natural, though.

01:14:22.820 That's okay.

01:14:23.220 Yeah, you got me?

01:14:24.220 He does?

01:14:25.220 Yeah, I take tests.

01:14:26.220 Wait, really?

01:14:27.220 Yeah, well you wonder how he looks so clever.

01:14:29.220 I'm betting on Timmy here.

01:14:30.220 I have no idea.

01:14:31.220 He actually takes tests.

01:14:32.220 He's protesting Annabar.

01:14:33.220 No, not Annabar that much, but I do take tests a little bit.

01:14:36.220 You don't want kids, right?

01:14:38.220 I got you.

01:14:39.220 Wait, would you fight him?

01:14:40.220 Who?

01:14:41.220 Oh, no!

01:14:42.220 Dude, you're going to die.

01:14:44.220 Oh, sorry.

01:14:45.220 It has to be tomorrow.

01:14:46.220 We're from the Bay, bro.

01:14:47.220 He's not from the Bay.

01:14:48.220 I'd fight you like this.

01:14:50.220 Chat, I'll be live later.

01:14:59.060 Telegram?

01:14:59.940 What?

01:15:03.080 Also, Santa, come on in here, Santa.

01:15:06.220 Chat, W Santa Cruz.

01:15:08.600 Love you too, dude.

01:15:09.240 Thank you so much for having me out, man.

01:15:10.260 He was going to leave early.

01:15:11.420 Stay for Brandris.

01:15:12.360 I'd love for you to stay.

01:15:14.540 And yeah, dude, thank you so much for today.

01:15:16.160 Thank you, bro.

01:15:16.620 I really appreciate it.

01:15:17.220 I'm going to buy that Brandris now.

01:15:18.780 Who do you want?

01:15:19.260 That girl that you asked me to, she, I got beef with her.

01:15:22.080 I have real beef.

01:15:22.960 Meatball.

01:15:23.600 You want to fight Meatball?

01:15:24.780 My friend's on Bad Boys.

01:15:26.180 Her brother's on Bad Boys, right?

01:15:27.740 Her brother jumped my friend, right?

01:15:29.400 And she started talking all this shit on Instagram, so I started talking shit back.

01:15:31.900 So call up Meatball for the camera.

01:15:32.640 Go ahead.

01:15:33.640 Meatball, I want that with you.

01:15:35.220 Fuck Philly, bitch.

01:15:36.420 You're going to come to Miami, and you're going to get this, okay?

01:15:40.180 I'm going to get in the gym, and I'm going to train.

01:15:42.080 I'm ready.

01:15:42.740 I'm ready.

01:15:43.700 Okay, she's logged in.

01:15:44.880 She even ate a fruit bowl tonight, okay?

01:15:47.240 Exactly.

01:15:48.140 She's trying to make weight.

01:15:49.260 Alright chat, fuck your chat man, good stream.

01:15:54.260 I'm live all weekend, and then Sunday's the CSGO tournament,

01:15:58.260 so I'm live Sunday after Brandris.

01:16:00.260 When does Ada never go live the day after Brandris?

01:16:02.260 Never, alright?

Adin Live - March 13, 2026

Adin Ross & TJR Became Chefs... (ft. Santa Cruz)

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