Adin Live - Adin Ross & TJR Became Chefs... (ft. Santa Cruz)

00:00:00.000 Guys, today we are going to be cooking.

00:00:02.000 What's up, son?

00:00:03.000 Hey, two seconds.

00:00:04.000 If I got served these at a restaurant,

00:00:06.000 I would ask to speak to the manager.

00:00:08.000 Y'all get a seven.

00:00:09.000 Yeah!

00:00:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:12.000 I'm going to throw up, I think.

00:00:13.000 OK, so we're going to have, uh, yeah.

00:00:15.000 We're going to have.

00:00:16.000 Smarties idea.

00:00:17.000 OK, so yeah.

00:00:18.000 Blame me.

00:00:19.000 W Street.

00:00:20.000 W's in the chat.

00:00:21.000 All right.

00:00:22.000 So look, here's what we're going to have.

00:00:23.000 We're going to have, uh, two teams, 4v4.

00:00:24.000 We're going to run the draft.

00:00:25.000 We have three rounds.

00:00:26.000 Appetizer, entree, dessert. 1.00

00:00:27.000 Damn. 1.00

00:00:28.000 All right. 1.00

00:00:29.000 Wait, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

00:00:30.420 That's good.

00:00:31.140 Three meals in one time?

00:00:32.320 It's not three meals, it's one meal combined.

00:00:34.000 It's what course?

00:00:34.840 You wanna eat.

00:00:35.760 We're not eating, they're eating.

00:00:36.760 Yeah, they're gonna eat it.

00:00:37.760 Wait, so hold on a second. 1.00

00:00:39.120 You don't eat that shit too. 1.00

00:00:40.040 So wait, appetizer? 1.00

00:00:40.920 Entree, dessert.

00:00:41.920 Why dessert?

00:00:42.920 Because you need a tiebreaker.

00:00:45.080 Okay, that's fine, I'm smart enough.

00:00:46.880 All right, that's fair enough.

00:00:47.880 You gotta get your grill.

00:00:48.880 Oh! 0.60

00:00:49.880 The judges!

00:00:50.880 Go, go, go, go!

00:00:51.880 The judges!

00:00:52.880 The gentlemen and the judges we have.

00:00:55.420 Miss the one and only diamonds.

00:00:57.420 We have the one really Tasha toxic, sweaters ball, and then we have Santa Cruz right here. 0.93

00:01:02.280 Sir, we'll see how healthy it really is.

00:01:04.100 Yep.

00:01:04.600 So, we're also going to be judging you on how well you operate the kitchen too, okay?

00:01:10.040 TGR! 1.00

00:01:11.280 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:01:13.980 Damn, you look healthy as fuck. 1.00

00:01:15.600 God damn. 1.00

00:01:16.940 What's up, bro? 1.00

00:01:18.400 Pleasure, bro.

00:01:19.080 Pleasure, pleasure. 1.00

00:01:19.980 Why did you shake your ass when you... 1.00

00:01:22.240 Oh my god! 1.00

00:01:23.640 Let's get it, brother.

00:01:24.700 All right, look, so there's gonna be team captains here.

00:01:28.460 Sweater and Marky are the team captains.

00:01:30.540 All right, you guys pick.

00:01:32.180 And the first pick of the 2020s.

00:01:34.060 Rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors.

00:01:35.140 Oh, yeah, you guys go, go ahead. 1.00

00:01:36.740 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:01:37.580 Oh, nah. 1.00

00:01:38.780 Shake anything you want.

00:01:40.020 First pick.

00:01:41.180 Close your eyes.

00:01:41.900 Close your eyes.

00:01:44.740 Why are you holding my nose?

00:01:46.820 Who is it?

00:01:47.660 Cuff him. 0.63

00:01:48.660 All right.

00:01:50.580 Let's go, Marky.

00:01:51.580 You gotta look up and match it up and grab him.

00:01:53.580 Go Adrian, go Adrian.

00:01:58.280 Mark, you know how to cook, bro.

00:02:00.280 Hey.

00:02:01.240 Awake.

00:02:03.220 The Bahamian Scammer.

00:02:07.000 I'm not looking. 1.00

00:02:08.640 Shut up, David. 1.00

00:02:09.320 Security. 1.00

00:02:09.900 It's just weird.

00:02:12.640 TJR.

00:02:15.540 Now we got an all-star show.

00:02:16.940 We got an all-star show.

00:02:17.540 I'm not going to be sexy.

00:02:19.080 Wait, get this.

00:02:20.100 Oh, my God.

00:02:21.360 We're not going to be bad.

00:02:23.360 DUDE! 1.00

00:02:24.360 I feel your dick, oh god. 1.00

00:02:25.360 Bro, it'll be last. 1.00

00:02:26.360 Jordan!

00:02:27.360 Alright.

00:02:28.360 Is my name in the hat?

00:02:31.360 Is my name in the hat, bro?

00:02:33.360 Yeah.

00:02:34.360 Pick me and Marky.

00:02:36.360 Marky, get me and Marky.

00:02:37.360 I don't know.

00:02:38.360 Where's Kofi and Snaggy at?

00:02:39.360 Alright, who do you want? 0.77

00:02:40.360 I thought you were actually a good one.

00:02:41.360 I don't know.

00:02:42.360 Kofi.

00:02:43.360 Hi, it's Mikey.

00:02:44.360 He's not here.

00:02:45.360 He's not here.

00:02:46.360 Alright, um...

00:02:48.360 A-N-A! 1.00

00:02:49.360 A-N-A! 1.00

00:02:50.360 3 team! 3 team! 3 team!

00:02:54.360 3 team!

00:02:56.360 Now Kami, I'm starting to see you now.

00:02:58.360 Kami!

00:03:00.360 Kami!

00:03:02.360 And we get snaggy!

00:03:04.360 And we get snaggy!

00:03:06.360 Alright, wait.

00:03:08.360 Let's go!

00:03:10.360 Citrus!

00:03:12.360 Wait, wait, wait!

00:03:14.360 Kazi! 0.99

00:03:16.360 Kazi! 0.99

00:03:19.160 So let's go over the contestants real quick judges judges hello

00:03:23.600 Let's talk 0.79

00:03:25.600 Okay, you guys will also be judged on your performance not only with the food and how good it is fuck up 0.98

00:03:32.020 Hey 0.91

00:03:33.360 You will also be judged upon how well one sanitary, okay? 1.00

00:03:37.860 How good are you like in the sanitary you're scratching your ass. You have to be comfortable with your sister. You gotta be clean 0.99

00:03:42.860 Yes, I'm just up your chef. I must say this just because there's a couple y'all that are kind of sexy

00:03:48.220 It does not mean you get extra points, okay?

00:03:54.780 I take my food review seriously.

00:03:57.820 And Convy, you owe me money.

00:03:59.620 So you're going to get me done.

00:04:01.200 How much are you?

00:04:03.600 We're going to flash action.

00:04:05.000 You owe Ash Wilder their money.

00:04:06.960 No, Chats, we're not far for it. 0.78

00:04:08.260 She's lying.

00:04:08.900 Wait, you paid me for it?

00:04:10.040 No, I don't. 1.00

00:04:10.820 You don't want to fuck that? 1.00

00:04:11.920 He paid me to get boned on his stream and didn't even pay me. 1.00

00:04:15.900 Wow.

00:04:16.260 L-scammer. 0.94

00:04:18.260 How much are you?

00:04:20.260 A couple hundred dollars, but now I want interest.

00:04:22.260 I don't have the money.

00:04:24.260 And then let's meet the other judge right here.

00:04:26.260 Wait, Marky. Come introduce your girlfriend, bro.

00:04:28.260 That sweater's girlfriend. 1.00

00:04:30.260 Oh, sweater, come here.

00:04:32.260 How long have you guys been dating for?

00:04:34.260 Wait, you're always in conference chat too, right?

00:04:36.260 Why am I even lying? 0.97

00:04:38.260 That's your head mod, you f***ing, right? 0.99

00:04:40.260 Yes, yes. He f***ed her. 1.00

00:04:42.260 You put your f***ing dick inside of her. 1.00

00:04:44.260 Hey, what's your username? 1.00

00:04:46.360 It's Tasha.

00:04:47.080 Well, she being your child name.

00:04:48.240 Yeah.

00:04:48.680 She kept my cookies for me.

00:04:49.700 That's Tasha.

00:04:50.260 That's Tasha.

00:04:51.260 Okay, so judges, what are you looking for here?

00:04:53.600 What's the way to win this?

00:04:54.620 Okay, okay.

00:04:55.420 Presentation.

00:04:55.860 It's not just like how the food tastes.

00:04:57.140 It has to look good, okay?

00:04:58.320 That's part of the experience.

00:04:59.700 How does it smell?

00:05:00.780 What textures are you giving us?

00:05:02.200 It's very important.

00:05:02.940 Also, your performance in the kitchen, you know, when you watch these shows, it's, yes,

00:05:05.940 chef.

00:05:06.220 You guys know that?

00:05:07.100 Yes, chef.

00:05:07.500 Yes, chef.

00:05:07.960 Yes, chef.

00:05:08.460 Yes, chef.

00:05:08.880 And you're going to have a lead chef, and then you're going to have sous chefs. 0.96

00:05:11.420 and the sous chef can't bitch, okay? 1.00

00:05:13.340 Yes, chef, when you're rounding a corner. 0.98

00:05:15.040 I'm not going to lie, I'm not getting bitched by Mark.

00:05:16.380 You guys need to be locked in.

00:05:17.380 Mark is maldated, David Ross.

00:05:19.560 Yes, chef.

00:05:20.480 Yes, sir.

00:05:21.380 Hell not.

00:05:22.740 I got a question, though.

00:05:24.500 What if the food, like, it looked nasty,

00:05:26.340 but it tastes real good?

00:05:27.280 Ooh, thanks.

00:05:28.320 That's tough.

00:05:28.960 This is a high-end restaurant.

00:05:30.020 You can't get some...

00:05:31.000 Get over here. 0.99

00:05:32.620 I want something scrumptious, something exotic.

00:05:35.820 Can we, our judges,

00:05:37.000 could you have him take his rag off? 0.94

00:05:38.840 I mean, it's disgusting.

00:05:39.460 I need to get some chef.

00:05:40.560 All right, and then what are some other rules that you guys are looking for here?

00:05:44.780 Like, what are you guys looking for?

00:05:45.740 It got to be scrumptious.

00:05:46.860 It got to be exotic.

00:05:48.020 It got to be something.

00:05:48.820 I'm not no Stouffer's.

00:05:49.920 I don't want no Facebook Marketplace-ass plate.

00:05:52.460 I want something serious, okay?

00:05:54.080 Okay.

00:05:54.440 I want to see culinary skills.

00:05:55.600 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:56.160 I'm not playing.

00:05:56.800 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:57.440 Yes, ma'am.

00:05:57.540 Because right now, it's looking like a zero out of a ten.

00:05:59.380 I wouldn't trust food.

00:06:00.280 Are you hungry?

00:06:00.840 How hungry are you from?

00:06:01.580 I'm hungry as hell.

00:06:02.700 Like, a scale of one to ten, I only ate four tacos today. 1.00

00:06:05.460 Bitch, I'm starving. 1.00

00:06:06.340 Only? 1.00

00:06:07.120 Why are you saying only?

00:06:08.120 All day, I might as well be on Ozepic at this point.

00:06:10.900 I'm hungry, so y'all need to get cooking.

00:06:12.380 What about you? Are you hungry?

00:06:13.580 I'm starving.

00:06:15.140 I'm hungry for some healthy food.

00:06:16.720 I eat healthy food, so I hope you guys whip up something healthy, okay?

00:06:19.660 You know about healthy food?

00:06:21.260 Yes, dude.

00:06:22.120 I'm just saying in general.

00:06:23.780 You like carrots?

00:06:24.800 I mean, yeah, I like carrots.

00:06:26.040 Let's bring the wheel over here. 0.82

00:06:27.620 I'll tell you what.

00:06:29.000 Mark your sweater, I got to spin it.

00:06:30.500 Sweater's got to go first.

00:06:32.820 Chat, let's just show the chat what we got.

00:06:34.800 We got Jewish food.

00:06:36.040 You already know, that's the best food, by the way. 0.99

00:06:37.660 we got jewish food we got jewish food chinese mexican it's not human meat shut the fuck up 0.98

00:06:43.520 no it's not no it's not you got italian food chinese mexican italian american chinese mexican 1.00

00:06:49.660 italian sweater spin that shit three different courses let's write it down write it down the 0.97

00:06:54.480 first one sweater must cook is appetizer come on something good mexican mexican american 0.99

00:07:02.260 All right, so your first book, your entree now is American.

00:07:16.220 Appetizer, sorry, it's American.

00:07:17.840 All right, all right, here we go.

00:07:18.820 I'm about to spin it up.

00:07:19.660 Let's go.

00:07:20.560 The appetizer, let's go.

00:07:22.540 They got American. 0.97

00:07:24.000 They got American. 0.97

00:07:25.260 We need to get us something.

00:07:26.580 Mexican, Mexican.

00:07:27.860 Nachos, Italian.

00:07:29.140 Italian, Italian.

00:07:30.280 Bread.

00:07:30.660 You can do some really good bread.

00:07:31.500 I know what to do I know what to do all right here's your entree

00:07:41.400 Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican Mexican do it do it do it do it do it do it 0.99

00:07:47.700 no please no we're gonna cut down tonight we gotta kill him here we're gonna be weird talk to me 1.00

00:07:52.780 I swear to talk again! 1.00

00:07:53.620 No!

00:07:59.440 You're celebrating, you're on my team!

00:08:00.780 I said no retort!

00:08:03.920 Wrong team! 1.00

00:08:04.920 God damn it! 1.00

00:08:05.920 Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it! 1.00

00:08:08.020 Spin! 0.98

00:08:08.860 What the fuck is that spin? 1.00

00:08:10.600 That's a bullshit. 1.00

00:08:11.720 I want American. 1.00

00:08:12.540 I want American.

00:08:14.260 Please be Jewish.

00:08:15.100 I got you guys. 1.00

00:08:15.940 No, fuck no. 1.00

00:08:16.780 We can't make no kikes here. 1.00

00:08:17.780 Oh God.

00:08:18.940 What is it, Chinese?

00:08:20.740 Cuffham's good at that.

00:08:21.980 Black people like Chinese food, that's okay!

00:08:24.220 I love it, man!

00:08:24.960 Cuffo's good at that!

00:08:25.960 Cuffo's got it!

00:08:26.960 Can we...

00:08:27.960 Give him Jewish dessert.

00:08:28.960 Give him Jewish dessert.

00:08:29.960 What is a Jewish dessert?

00:08:30.960 What is a Jewish dessert?

00:08:31.960 What is a Jewish dessert? 1.00

00:08:32.960 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:08:33.960 Dan Frank? 1.00

00:08:34.960 Do it!

00:08:35.960 Mexicans... 0.99

00:08:36.960 No, you gotta re-spin. 0.97

00:08:37.960 It can't be the same one.

00:08:38.960 No, they got Mexican. 0.99

00:08:39.960 Yeah, re-spin it.

00:08:40.960 Yeah, they're saying re-spin, re-spin. 1.00

00:08:41.960 Fuck! 1.00

00:08:42.960 Alright. 1.00

00:08:43.960 Yeah, for dessert.

00:08:45.960 No, no, that's not dessert.

00:08:46.960 What's a Jewish dessert?

00:08:47.960 This is dessert.

00:08:48.960 Uh, Fourskip.

00:08:49.960 No, it's not Fourskip.

00:08:50.960 All right, Marky, let's go, Marky. American dessert. Come on.

00:08:59.700 Come on, Marky.

00:09:01.660 Jewish, Jewish, Jewish. 0.65

00:09:03.160 No, no Jewish. 1.00

00:09:04.040 Jewish.

00:09:04.940 American.

00:09:05.320 American.

00:09:07.100 Go.

00:09:07.960 We got American.

00:09:08.760 We got American.

00:09:09.640 All right, let's go.

00:09:10.180 No, no, no.

00:09:10.700 We got American appetizers.

00:09:12.960 What do we have?

00:09:14.600 Come to the board real quick.

00:09:15.820 I got Italian appetizers, Chinese entree.

00:09:18.020 I got it right here, Marky.

00:09:19.000 Marky, I got it.

00:09:19.600 Look.

00:09:20.960 Italian, Chinese, American

00:09:22.980 So we gotta do an Italian app

00:09:24.360 A Chinese main dish, American dessert

00:09:26.540 Sweater

00:09:27.120 I know, no, orange chicken

00:09:29.640 Orange chicken, or chow mein

00:09:31.540 We'll sound better

00:09:32.960 Alright, let's go to the grocery store 1.00

00:09:37.460 TJ, are you ready to make a fuck? 1.00

00:09:38.780 Come on, let's regroup, let's regroup 1.00

00:09:39.800 It's a pleasure to finally meet you

00:09:42.640 Can you teach me how to trade?

00:09:44.240 Sure

00:09:44.500 I know nothing about trading, but I wanna learn

00:09:46.760 That's what I've seen, you seem to struggle a little bit

00:09:49.720 Did you see the crypto stream I did a while back?

00:09:51.840 Yes, I did.

00:09:52.780 I sold you to the bottom.

00:09:54.700 Yeah, but if you were to still hold it, it would be back at that same level right now.

00:09:59.040 So was it a good sell?

00:10:00.460 I saw that $2,300.

00:10:01.360 My nigga, they talking about what they paid for.

00:10:02.640 Yeah, we have to. 0.96

00:10:03.680 Lock in.

00:10:04.580 Sorry. 1.00

00:10:05.540 Yeah, fuck them. 1.00

00:10:06.380 Fuck them. 1.00

00:10:06.740 Let's go. 1.00

00:10:07.060 We out. 0.99

00:10:08.540 Yeah, nigga, Aiden let crypto scammer just walk in his warehouse and my nigga just robbed us. 0.97

00:10:12.320 Yeah, I got robbed, dude. 1.00

00:10:13.780 Your shit, Brody. 1.00

00:10:14.640 Yeah, it's alright. 1.00

00:10:15.500 You was the backdoor the whole time.

00:10:16.960 Nah, they didn't do anything.

00:10:18.200 I'm sure they didn't do anything.

00:10:19.100 Yeah, you're a dear, aren't I? 0.99

00:10:21.600 They fucking robbed us. 0.99

00:10:23.200 All right. 1.00

00:10:23.880 All right.

00:10:24.280 So we got advertising.

00:10:25.600 Team meeting.

00:10:26.320 Mark, you're in control.

00:10:27.340 You lead us.

00:10:28.000 I think we're Italian appetizers.

00:10:30.880 We should all have an objective to do.

00:10:33.220 It's three dishes.

00:10:34.060 We got to go to the first store.

00:10:35.100 We got to go to the first store.

00:10:36.020 We should partner up.

00:10:37.040 Me and TJ are.

00:10:38.640 Here, hold my hand.

00:10:40.320 I think it's like a time limit we got in the store, too.

00:10:42.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:42.700 We can't be in there for too long.

00:10:43.540 So first, what you do is, you need to pair up.

00:10:46.300 And we need to say, who got who did?

00:10:47.540 Aiden really wants to be profitable. 0.99

00:10:48.800 Fuck, but you've actually seen it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you think I got here? 1.00

00:10:53.660 Wait, listen, but you see this thing. Yeah, I didn't I didn't get here on accident

00:10:57.700 Wait, it was for it was fucking fan 0.92

00:11:00.340 If we lose can't gamble on stream for a week so lock in bro. Oh God 0.99

00:11:18.800 Yeah, you're getting too horny for that food, dude. 0.95

00:11:21.260 No, no, no, I'm only half of them. 0.96

00:11:22.480 All right, what's your ethnicity?

00:11:24.100 I'm black and Mexican.

00:11:25.440 He's like the best spec.

00:11:26.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm like, dude, I could be racist.

00:11:29.200 Fast, athletic, you got the good bill,

00:11:30.840 and you could cook, huh?

00:11:31.740 Yeah, and he's illegal, so he gets to keep everything.

00:11:33.760 Wait, you're illegal? 0.99

00:11:35.000 Hypothetically. 0.96

00:11:35.840 No, no, he is.

00:11:36.680 Hypothetically, it's a fun thing. 0.90

00:11:38.060 Oh, what's your ethnicity?

00:11:39.560 I'm white and Mexican. 1.00

00:11:40.520 Fuck, you're not Jewish. 1.00

00:11:41.440 You're the worst spec. 1.00

00:11:42.360 No, well, a lot of people think I am. 0.98

00:11:44.600 Are you a little bit, maybe just a tiny bit Jewish? 0.79

00:11:46.200 Enough, enough.

00:11:47.040 Really?

00:11:47.780 How much money will I make if I kiss that one? 1.00

00:11:52.780 Oh yeah, I wanted to ask you that as well. 0.86

00:11:54.780 The more probable he gets, the more Jewish he gets. 0.90

00:11:59.780 Hey Austin, what's up with Miss Red right there? 1.00

00:12:02.780 Miss Red right there. 0.99

00:12:04.780 The girl?

00:12:05.780 Tasha?

00:12:06.780 Yes.

00:12:07.780 Tasha!

00:12:08.780 Oh my god, wait.

00:12:09.780 Whoa, right away.

00:12:10.780 Tasha, come here!

00:12:11.780 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:12:12.780 Hey, let me ask you guys.

00:12:13.780 Hold on, do you guys do cocaine?

00:12:14.780 What?

00:12:15.780 No, I want to.

00:12:16.780 Never done in my life.

00:12:17.480 Yeah, right.

00:12:17.980 No, I swear.

00:12:18.740 Tasha, my friend over here thinks you're really cute.

00:12:21.460 Hi.

00:12:21.580 Nice to meet you.

00:12:22.800 I'm not gonna lie.

00:12:24.080 I was looking at you as soon as I came out.

00:12:25.780 Oh, yeah.

00:12:26.140 You were, like, real quiet, real nervous.

00:12:28.240 I like that.

00:12:28.760 No, it's just...

00:12:29.160 All right, hold on.

00:12:29.700 I got you, guys.

00:12:31.040 What are you right here, 1 through 10, based off first looks?

00:12:33.560 Can I hit a 360?

00:12:35.420 No.

00:12:36.420 Oh, yeah, 10.

00:12:37.280 That was a 10.

00:12:37.920 It's a 10?

00:12:38.340 Yeah, that's fine.

00:12:38.880 What are you right here, 1 through 10?

00:12:41.580 He's on steroids, though, so it doesn't matter.

00:12:43.140 Wait, he's an arc.

00:12:43.980 Dude, I'm meeting my...

00:12:44.800 I'm meeting our team.

00:12:45.760 It's team chemistry.

00:12:46.760 You didn't even hear.

00:12:47.240 We pair up in twos to go get the ingredients first. 1.00

00:12:49.240 Dumb. 1.00

00:12:50.360 We're all going to one place, you retard. 1.00

00:12:52.560 We keep spread out and go get the ingredients. 0.99

00:12:54.440 Four-eyed alcohol.

00:12:56.360 Yo, Marky, can we drop, can we like resign him, please?

00:12:59.280 Let's go.

00:12:59.920 CJR, can we tell you what we're making?

00:13:01.760 Tell him the whole meal.

00:13:02.600 CJR, you can't fix everything with money.

00:13:04.560 You got to just chef it up.

00:13:05.620 We're thinking lots of other steaks for the appetizer.

00:13:08.020 Lots of other steaks.

00:13:08.800 We're thinking like Kung Pao chicken for the entree for Chinese.

00:13:12.320 Yep.

00:13:12.660 With some steamed rice.

00:13:13.780 I think fried rice is too advanced.

00:13:14.720 Steamed rice, steamed rice, and then for dessert we have chocolate chip stuffed Oreo cookies

00:13:20.960 Oh, I didn't need that

00:13:22.080 I'll take a little nibble maybe

00:13:24.080 You're gonna stuff a real, like an actual Oreo

00:13:28.080 Yeah, give them a fruit cup, it's literally an instant win

00:13:30.080 Fruit salad, fruit salad

00:13:32.080 Fruit salad 0.99

00:13:32.960 Wait, wait, the fat bitches 1.00

00:13:34.080 Nah, they're not gonna go 1.00

00:13:34.960 Get the fat bitches, they're not gonna go 1.00

00:13:36.960 Two desserts, two desserts 1.00

00:13:39.120 Fruit cups, fat shit 1.00

00:13:41.600 Yeah, it's like the trough 1.00

00:13:44.400 That's great. That's great. So you're a Kung Pao chicken. What are you thinking? 0.79

00:13:54.840 I'm just going to get some sauce, some Kung Pao sauce, grilled chicken, you're going to stir it up, food free organic, okay?

00:14:03.760 Pasta raised chicken. Vegan, vegan. No, no, no, no. I'm not wrong with the vegan shit, dog.

00:14:08.580 Wait, so is being a vegan healthy? No, being a vegan is not healthy. Not at all. Absolutely. 1.00

00:14:12.440 Don't go vegan guys

00:14:13.560 Do not go vegan

00:14:14.340 Really

00:14:14.720 You need meat

00:14:15.840 You need to eat steak

00:14:16.900 You need meat

00:14:17.640 You need meat

00:14:19.220 Okay

00:14:20.020 Should we just make Santa Cruz

00:14:21.240 His own dishes 0.99

00:14:22.440 It sounds like he's not gonna fuck with anybody 0.99

00:14:23.820 If we make the Kung Pao 0.99

00:14:25.260 Are you gonna eat it?

00:14:25.980 Yeah yeah yeah

00:14:26.460 Okay

00:14:26.700 What do you not eat?

00:14:28.600 I mean I genuinely

00:14:29.540 I don't eat like

00:14:30.760 Like if you make like a stuffed Oreo

00:14:32.420 I don't eat like crumble cookie

00:14:35.020 You like crumble cookie

00:14:36.340 I really don't actually

00:14:37.080 I think it's disgusting

00:14:37.780 Genuinely

00:14:38.240 Well I

00:14:38.560 No I really don't 0.99

00:14:40.320 I think it's fucking disgusting 1.00

00:14:41.260 After we ate that shit yesterday 1.00

00:14:43.600 It's so sugary 0.99

00:14:44.500 I was gonna say, bro, I was gonna say

00:14:46.860 I know you were clipbombing, but like, how did that feel?

00:14:49.720 No, he just has like high energy

00:14:52.280 I've known this guy forever, bro

00:14:53.320 He's just high energy

00:14:54.100 No, I wish I was on drugs 0.99

00:14:57.120 Bro, the videos with your jaw are so fucking funny, dude 0.97

00:14:59.640 The videos that you do when like your jaw is going 0.98

00:15:01.660 Like you're just trolling

00:15:02.400 Well, sometimes I clip space that's actually real, but

00:15:04.340 I have a CryptoPunk, is it worth money?

00:15:06.320 CryptoPunk? Yeah

00:15:07.220 That's probably the only NFT that's worth any money right now

00:15:11.160 Okay, I have that, yeah.

00:15:12.560 Got to be honest, I've worked at a restaurant before, too.

00:15:14.440 So I know how to...

00:15:15.340 I was a busboy for two different restaurants, so I would know how to make it. 0.99

00:15:20.380 Why the fuck are you laughing? 0.98

00:15:21.820 You're in Pleasant, like 2010. 0.99

00:15:22.780 Mark, have you ever worked at a restaurant?

00:15:24.180 I worked at McDonald's.

00:15:25.600 Oh, that's not cooking, though.

00:15:27.120 That's just kind of like assembling the product.

00:15:29.380 What job? Have you worked a job?

00:15:31.120 Yeah, DoorDash.

00:15:31.940 Oh, okay.

00:15:33.760 DoorDash started right now where we were from.

00:15:38.440 That was where DoorDash started.

00:15:39.380 I mean, you worked out before, well, rolling loud screen, and David.

00:15:41.700 I worked security.

00:15:42.280 I did not work for David.

00:15:43.640 Yes, you did.

00:15:44.740 You were David's security for real?

00:15:46.100 No, I was my David's security.

00:15:47.440 They falsely accused me. 0.88

00:15:49.020 Nigga, you said it on stream, though. 0.92

00:15:50.720 I was drunk, and that was bad.

00:15:53.120 Tell T.J.R. to hold eye contact for 10 seconds.

00:15:54.820 All right, come on, look at me for 10 seconds.

00:15:56.000 Wait, why?

00:15:56.340 I'm going to get uncomfortable.

00:15:57.880 No, this is nice right now. 0.98

00:15:59.540 This is kind of gay. 0.99

00:16:00.360 They're going to kiss. 0.98

00:16:01.160 Yeah, what's going on?

00:16:02.080 Nah, his eyes keep twitching, bro.

00:16:03.400 I see what you mean.

00:16:03.980 You've got to be on a little Adderall or something.

00:16:05.560 No, dude.

00:16:06.080 Adderall.

00:16:09.380 Yo, me coverage that we're having this debate, no streamer can stream sober. 1.00

00:16:13.260 You have to get fucked up on your... 0.99

00:16:14.480 Are you drunk or like... 1.00

00:16:15.620 No.

00:16:16.000 I'm sober right now.

00:16:16.920 No, no, no, no.

00:16:17.640 No, I'll tell you this.

00:16:18.760 I'll tell you this. 0.99

00:16:19.340 For me to be like, not give a fuck about shit, I gotta get drunk, but I can stream sober, 0.99

00:16:22.700 but it's like, I feel like I'm more entertaining when I'm drunk. 0.99

00:16:24.920 Yeah, that's right.

00:16:25.660 You're sober, Aiden, right?

00:16:26.940 You're not... 0.99

00:16:27.360 I don't do shit. 0.99

00:16:27.880 So you're the only streamer that can stream sober. 0.99

00:16:29.460 That's correct.

00:16:30.000 Wow.

00:16:30.560 Yeah.

00:16:31.000 I'm sober right now.

00:16:32.600 Hell no.

00:16:33.920 That is correct.

00:16:34.680 All right, dude.

00:16:35.460 All right, let's get H. 0.63

00:16:37.020 it's so dude filming in stores sometimes and you should not like there's been so many times

00:16:41.980 securities come out they go hey you can't pay people a hundred bucks or whatever i give them

00:16:45.580 a hundred bucks really do you have cash on you i do okay all right where's my market

00:16:53.360 let's go fruit salad fruit salad is good too yes i'm gonna offer them a hundred bucks a bit

00:17:01.980 Excuse me ma'am, how's it going y'all? How's your day going?

00:17:06.980 I have a quick offer for you, you see the coca-cola?

00:17:24.980 Trust, trust.

00:17:27.980 Exactly, I don't drink Coca-Cola, I don't drink Coca-Cola, I don't drink Coca-Cola.

00:17:31.980 I don't drink it, I don't drink it.

00:17:33.980 Okay, boom, I'm going to take the Coca-Cola.

00:17:37.980 Let's go, that's called how you save somebody, let's go.

00:17:40.980 Aiden's locked in.

00:17:41.980 Very good, very good.

00:17:42.980 Very good.

00:17:43.980 Enjoy, bye-bye.

00:17:45.980 We're going to grab the produce. 0.99

00:17:46.980 Let's go, man, no, I'm putting this shit away. 0.99

00:17:48.980 Oh God, W. 0.99

00:17:49.980 Get your ingredients.

00:17:50.980 Yeah, we're working on it, we're working on it.

00:17:51.980 Oh my God.

00:17:52.980 Wait, TTR, I think we're...

00:17:53.980 Oh, you're right, let's do course by course.

00:17:55.980 We might yes, I think we're we're acting we're acting the cookies. I don't trust confirmation. They're like really stupid, dude

00:18:04.200 First not a locked in first is mozzarella sticks. Okay, bread crumbs eggs 1.00

00:18:10.180 Chad, does it look funny? Look, there's like 80 chefs in here. What do you want me to grab?

00:18:15.180 Bread comes in cornstarch

00:18:17.180 Start with that cornstarch is breadcrumbs. Okay breadcrumbs

00:18:21.160 Here TG. I'm with you. Then you do up

00:18:25.980 Let's do the brutality come on you handle that we'll do the fruit salad 0.99

00:18:29.680 All right, you guys get the fruit salad, you guys get all this

00:18:31.400 Fruit fruit fruit fruit fruit

00:18:32.380 Come on, these are like cuties though

00:18:34.000 No, but they're good, it's a fruit salad

00:18:35.120 Okay

00:18:35.640 Get two of them

00:18:36.560 Okay

00:18:36.940 Wait, can you give me a cart? Try on

00:18:38.440 Oranges, strawberries

00:18:39.760 Cart, cart, cart

00:18:40.480 Strawberries, pineapple

00:18:42.160 Pineapple

00:18:43.060 What else do you like a fruit salad? Talk to me

00:18:44.840 Wait, should we get the big oranges? You're right, right?

00:18:46.640 Yeah, yeah, that's

00:18:47.320 Blueberry, blueberries, pineapple

00:18:49.680 I got you

00:18:50.500 Pineapple

00:18:51.440 Uh

00:18:52.780 um pineapple right here look oh i didn't know we could cheat like that i'm done oh is this cheating

00:19:01.140 is it finessing or no no no no no that's that's mango by the way oh wait okay mango's good

00:19:08.020 no bro this is so unripe what's up bro oh yeah a quick selfie let's do it bro

00:19:14.220 what else you grabbing appreciate you yep

00:19:17.700 Alright dude have a good day. You too bro.

00:19:23.700 Oh nice, I like this. I like how that's looking right now.

00:19:26.700 Is this cheating? Judge, how you doing?

00:19:30.700 Hey.

00:19:31.700 It's gonna be quick, they're just grabbing some good ingredients.

00:19:36.700 You guys are not allowed to film in here.

00:19:38.700 Oh yeah, we'll be in and out, I'm sorry sir.

00:19:40.700 We'll be very quick.

00:19:42.700 Let's go guys, speed it up, speed it up.

00:19:45.700 We gotta get everything we need

00:19:47.700 Dude, does that say the heart?

00:19:49.700 Woah, chill! 0.75

00:19:51.700 You don't look like you for a second

00:19:53.700 I'm not tripping

00:19:54.700 No, that was really-

00:19:55.700 TJ is not racist guys, not racist

00:19:57.700 He has a black eye on his, you know, to make him profitable

00:20:00.700 Pass on my Apple wallet, just in case

00:20:02.700 I need to scan it, if you want one

00:20:04.700 I'm gonna get you like a basket 1.00

00:20:05.700 I'm gonna get you one

00:20:06.700 It's like stuck in a tick

00:20:07.700 What, do you have to put a coin in?

00:20:09.700 It's not one card in this whole store?

00:20:10.700 Do you probably have some coins for the cards? 0.96

00:20:12.700 Wait, why do we need ginger and a fruit salad, no one's stealing that s**t.

00:20:22.700 Okay, for a fruit salad, why are you getting gushers, bro? 0.89

00:20:25.700 Oh my gosh.

00:20:26.700 For the ride home.

00:20:27.700 Oh my god.

00:20:28.700 Whatever, whatever.

00:20:29.700 What else do we need?

00:20:30.700 Nah, this is really good.

00:20:31.700 For the fruit salad, do we need honey?

00:20:32.700 Oh, that would make it really good. 0.78

00:20:34.700 Oh my god, the fat girls will love it. 1.00

00:20:35.700 Don't go crazy. 0.95

00:20:36.700 You want to get chocolate chips too.

00:20:38.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:20:39.700 We should just like give them a bunch of fat s**t. 1.00

00:20:41.700 shit just be like yo you don't if you don't like our meal just because you guys were gonna come 1.00

00:20:57.760 from chicken you guys really good chicken we're gonna work on this there's sugar stuff honey 1.00

00:21:01.080 honey chocolate chips what else do you need for fruit salad candy for the bitches oh my god you're 1.00

00:21:04.880 Let's just stick it in there. 0.99

00:21:06.560 What's good for a food salad?

00:21:09.220 What's good for, like, fruit?

00:21:10.240 Chocolate.

00:21:10.720 Just chocolate chips.

00:21:12.020 Chocolate chips.

00:21:13.280 Chips.

00:21:13.660 Chocolate chips.

00:21:14.820 Why is there not just...

00:21:15.860 Dude, oh, my God.

00:21:16.440 M&M's?

00:21:17.060 No, no.

00:21:17.340 How about this?

00:21:17.920 Yes.

00:21:19.140 Yogurt, too.

00:21:19.760 I just love to buy chocolate.

00:21:21.800 That's right.

00:21:22.460 No, no.

00:21:22.820 You're not eating...

00:21:23.400 You're not eating high-quality...

00:21:24.520 Oh, my God.

00:21:25.080 You're going to break it up.

00:21:26.040 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:21:27.120 You're going to poison those women there. 1.00

00:21:29.600 You're going to poison them. 1.00

00:21:30.340 They're already poisoned. 0.97

00:21:31.140 Yeah, they're already going to...

00:21:32.000 Bro, yeah.

00:21:32.800 I'm not going to say that.

00:21:33.600 Fine, fine, fine.

00:21:34.780 Where?

00:21:35.120 What do you want us to chop up?

00:21:36.080 I'm just saying, if you want to make a high-quality, like, cookie,

00:21:38.420 you can get actual chocolate and chop it up, like, something from there.

00:21:40.980 Okay, like, what?

00:21:41.700 I'll chop it up.

00:21:42.440 You gotta be the oil for the chicken.

00:21:43.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:43.880 Oh, no, no, no, bro.

00:21:46.120 What is this?

00:21:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:48.080 Dude, this is...

00:21:48.920 What is this?

00:21:49.600 Dark alert. 1.00

00:21:51.040 Bro, you guys are trying to kill people. 1.00

00:21:53.120 This is disgusting. 1.00

00:21:54.940 You had one of these at your house, too, TJ. 0.98

00:21:56.820 We were drinking it.

00:21:57.920 It was hydrating.

00:21:59.240 Okay, please.

00:21:59.860 Grab that minute.

00:22:00.360 It's gone.

00:22:00.640 the minis 0.95

00:22:03.460 big ol' crazy with the minis 0.99

00:22:04.860 what else? honey 0.91

00:22:05.820 hello

00:22:06.500 thank you so much with both of you

00:22:10.360 oh yeah of course

00:22:10.960 we're dating by we just came out

00:22:12.960 I know

00:22:13.560 how did you know that?

00:22:15.260 that's soon

00:22:15.720 thank you my pleasure

00:22:22.660 have a nice day

00:22:23.980 we would make a good couple

00:22:27.440 would you be top or bottom?

00:22:28.920 I'd be bottom

00:22:29.420 Yeah, obviously.

00:22:30.140 Cause you're taller, yeah.

00:22:31.320 Oh! 0.60

00:22:33.140 Oh my god, dude.

00:22:36.180 Please, dude, no, please, I'm begging you.

00:22:38.040 Bro, there's no, I can't even do my $100 challenge with him. 0.99

00:22:40.740 Put the fucking talkies down right now. 0.99

00:22:42.200 Yeah, there we go. 1.00

00:22:43.260 That was my security, dawg. 1.00

00:22:44.380 Yeah, put that shit down. 1.00

00:22:46.620 Executive decision. 1.00

00:22:47.780 What?

00:22:48.360 We axed the chocolate chip cookies for him. 1.00

00:22:51.100 But Tasha and Diamond are gonna love that shit. 1.00

00:22:53.100 I know. 1.00

00:22:53.960 So should we go back to the cookies?

00:22:55.240 Let's get the cookies. 0.98

00:22:56.300 Alright, let's get the pre-made cookies. 0.82

00:22:57.520 No, not pre-made.

00:22:58.620 No.

00:22:58.860 We don't rush this well nobody's up here great great, and they already checked out. Oh nice

00:23:07.240 Well, no challenge you guys

00:23:12.600 Excuse me, can I pay for your groceries?

00:23:16.260 Why not?

00:23:20.260 I want to pay for your groceries

00:23:22.260 PJR, I told her I'm going to pay for her groceries.

00:23:26.180 Yeah, can't we?

00:23:29.220 Yeah, come on, we got you.

00:23:31.540 Miss, we're going to pay for her groceries over here. 1.00

00:23:34.620 Whatever she gets.

00:23:35.860 Do you want to get some more stuff too or no?

00:23:38.600 They should.

00:23:40.060 They should, right?

00:23:41.440 We need to get more stuff if you want.

00:23:44.960 We'll pay for all of our stuff.

00:23:46.540 No means no.

00:23:47.520 You guys got Alpaca, right?

00:23:49.340 Duh, it's 2026, man.

00:23:51.200 You never know.

00:23:52.260 You took my clip too bad. What's your, what's your name? Jenny, nice to meet you.

00:24:02.700 You have a nice day. All right.

00:24:05.640 I think we did. And we check it out before. Why are they saying seed oil?

00:24:11.640 Do you want me to get a lime I will I'll get it I'll get it mark you wait I got it

00:24:23.700 it's a big-ass line what is it this is avocado bro how much for me let me see I got 80 they did 1.00

00:24:33.480 Don't touch my shit 1.00

00:24:35.880 Don't touch my shit 1.00

00:24:37.480 Back up 0.99

00:24:38.380 That's fine, we'll get this too

00:24:42.000 We don't need that

00:24:42.700 Don't put it in my cart

00:24:44.860 You're being so rude and disrespectful, Steve

00:24:49.540 Put it back where you got it from

00:24:50.760 That's crazy 1.00

00:24:51.540 What a disrespectful, cold-hearted son of a bitch 1.00

00:24:54.440 Wow, that's crazy 1.00

00:24:56.000 Can you do me a favor here?

00:24:57.780 Thank you, sir

00:24:58.540 Very nice of you

00:24:59.400 Alright

00:25:00.260 Oh, I am Aiden Ross

00:25:03.420 What's your name, Mary nice to meet you Mary all right wait no work it's a client

00:25:21.180 Did it go through yeah all right, thank you Mary you see David's chef to hey

00:25:33.420 Hey, I might relapse.

00:25:34.640 MLB, do come out tonight.

00:25:35.960 I might relapse.

00:25:37.080 I ain't gonna lie.

00:25:38.040 You're not funny, bro. 1.00

00:25:39.080 Just drink your Hennessy and shut the f*** up. 1.00

00:25:40.660 Bro, gang. 1.00

00:25:41.640 What are you talking about?

00:25:42.300 Can you stream at a normal time?

00:25:43.820 Can you?

00:25:44.680 Fishlips, it's been four days.

00:25:46.680 Anyways, can you stop telling people I'm not your gester?

00:25:48.860 Tell them that we just live a life.

00:25:50.400 Yeah, we all live a life.

00:25:51.040 Who said you're my gester? 0.84

00:25:52.560 They made a whole f***ing gif. 0.91

00:25:54.000 Maybe you didn't see it? 0.80

00:25:55.380 Someone said it to me.

00:25:56.360 Yes, you did.

00:25:57.140 I really didn't.

00:25:57.760 Said it to me.

00:25:58.200 Wait, recreate it real quick.

00:25:59.340 I'm like, dance in front of us.

00:26:00.480 Snaggy why are you talking?

00:26:02.480 I don't know. You live in the house.

00:26:04.480 Did I hit it too?

00:26:06.480 Did you take out the trash today?

00:26:08.480 Did you order the plate?

00:26:10.480 Do you put your ear up next to the room? 1.00

00:26:12.480 That shit's your job. 1.00

00:26:14.480 Y'all are dappin' up over there. 1.00

00:26:16.480 Why are we in the same...

00:26:18.480 With the box?

00:26:20.480 No, we have to share the kitchen. 1.00

00:26:22.480 F*** you. How you doing? 1.00

00:26:24.480 You ready to eat some food?

00:26:26.480 I got you. I got you.

00:26:30.480 I got you.

00:26:33.860 He's so sexy.

00:26:34.700 I've been watching this prom the whole time.

00:26:36.200 I got you. 0.97

00:26:37.660 If TGR fucks, do you want to get my high rating? 0.99

00:26:40.180 Oh, yeah, 100%. 0.98

00:26:41.300 Can you ask me at motivational speed? 1.00

00:26:43.040 Hey, you might have to fuck with me. 1.00

00:26:44.240 Take that shit down to win, bro. 1.00

00:26:45.740 It's like two times more than you. 1.00

00:26:47.260 Just let her ride you. 1.00

00:26:48.340 No, I'm going to get flattened.

00:26:49.860 It's okay.

00:26:50.280 It's worth it.

00:26:50.900 No, it's hell no it's not worth it. 0.99

00:26:52.680 Fucking 10 out of 10. 1.00

00:26:54.540 Shut up, sirs. 1.00

00:26:55.860 Jim Marky. 1.00

00:26:56.620 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:26:57.640 I didn't use Jim Marky. 1.00

00:26:59.240 Marky, shut up. 0.99

00:26:59.940 I got your molds. 1.00

00:27:01.940 I'm a grunt old fucking soap that was there. 1.00

00:27:04.940 You dropped the soap already? 1.00

00:27:06.940 Oh! 0.60

00:27:07.940 Wait, is it working?

00:27:09.940 Don't.

00:27:10.940 No!

00:27:11.940 Put it in.

00:27:12.940 Be careful.

00:27:14.940 It was pandemic. 1.00

00:27:16.940 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1.00

00:27:19.940 Using butter? 1.00

00:27:21.940 Thanks.

00:27:22.940 Diamond, you're watching them, right, Diamond?

00:27:24.940 They're the judge.

00:27:25.940 They're not cooking for you, Diamond.

00:27:27.940 I don't care about

00:27:57.940 All right, you need a fork, you need a fork.

00:27:59.700 You got chocolate?

00:28:00.880 Desmond is really good. 0.67

00:28:01.760 You know, Mike, you just get in here taking up space, my nigga.

00:28:04.240 Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. 1.00

00:28:08.380 Hey, fat fucker, wait, bitch. 1.00

00:28:10.340 Watch out, fat ass. 1.00

00:28:11.440 Watch out. 1.00

00:28:11.920 Get that fake fuck out of my face. 1.00

00:28:13.280 Watch out. 1.00

00:28:14.540 Bring your fat ass over here. 1.00

00:28:15.860 Yeah, get that shit out of here. 1.00

00:28:16.360 I'm putting the oil on the fire. 1.00

00:28:19.060 Come on, Collier. 1.00

00:28:20.340 You fucking should have your own way to fuck with it. 1.00

00:28:22.360 Get your fucking hands moving. 1.00

00:28:24.840 Let's shut the hell up. 1.00

00:28:26.100 Simon, you gotta suck your ass! 1.00

00:28:28.100 You ain't running the show! 1.00

00:28:34.100 Should I put all the grapes? You wanna chop these? I'll chop these, yeah?

00:28:37.100 Yeah, yeah, I'll wash these really quick and then I'll chop them. 0.99

00:28:39.100 Okay, everyone's locked in on their shit right now, alright? 0.99

00:28:42.100 I ran strike in the kitchen. That's not even funny, dude. 0.99

00:28:46.100 Is that funny, T.J.R.?

00:28:49.100 It is?

00:28:50.100 Yeah, only at the right time, though.

00:28:52.100 Like, when you said it wasn't funny, like, yeah, I can see why that's not funny.

00:28:55.100 Yeah, I laughed a little bit. I just didn't know whether or not I was allowed to laugh.

00:28:59.520 Black screen?

00:29:02.040 No, they just filled the cup of them.

00:29:05.440 Who's your top three Jews?

00:29:08.620 That's honestly a good question.

00:29:15.420 Sorry, bud.

00:29:16.060 are we going like actual like full full bread just personal top three personal top you're

00:29:29.220 right though a lot of these grapes are rotten wait those aren't grapes those are blueberries

00:29:33.920 to be honest i don't know too many juice

00:29:37.380 I didn't get tapped in.

00:29:41.840 Who's your top three?

00:29:44.300 Me and my mom and...

00:29:45.620 Michael Rubin, Drake.

00:29:50.480 Oh, Michael. Drake's a Jew? 0.75

00:29:52.080 Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

00:29:53.940 No way. Oh, yeah.

00:29:55.820 Drake's got to be in my top three then. 1.00

00:29:59.080 Really, my ass? 1.00

00:30:00.680 Really? 1.00

00:30:01.640 M&M's in the f***ing fruit, my n***a? 0.99

00:30:03.600 Yo, it's okay. 0.99

00:30:04.460 Yo, somebody got another knife?

00:30:05.500 It's the same thing as a job.

00:30:07.060 Okay, we need a stick. 0.61

00:30:07.940 Yo, knock him. 1.00

00:30:08.540 Your mama, I'm just not going to be a knife, you fat ass. 1.00

00:30:10.180 It's you and I can look. 1.00

00:30:11.140 God damn, you're a team captain. 1.00

00:30:12.480 Hey! 1.00

00:30:14.060 I ain't even lost.

00:30:15.020 You want to work for me?

00:30:15.720 Come on. 1.00

00:30:16.320 Watch your fucking mouth. 1.00

00:30:17.420 Yes, sir. 1.00

00:30:18.180 Yes, sir.

00:30:19.220 Yeah, maybe a little bit smaller.

00:30:23.540 Yeah, that's good.

00:30:24.480 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to fight it like this trip. 0.84

00:30:26.180 Are you circumcised?

00:30:27.520 I am circumcised. 0.87

00:30:28.780 So when you're Jewish, you have to have a wrist. 1.00

00:30:30.640 Do you know what that is?

00:30:32.360 It's where the rabbi kisses it, likes it better.

00:30:35.120 and it eats the foreskin what no is it really he doesn't eat it oh where do you keep it in like a

00:30:41.380 jar no no no i think my mom i don't know you don't know where it went how's the fruit like

00:30:50.720 we're going to you know we're just chopping this up um nice so far so good it looks good what are

00:30:55.900 three pieces of advice you can give to somebody who wants to get into trading the trading it's

00:31:00.940 going to be really difficult you're going to lose a ton of money at first so you might as well

00:31:04.340 trade with like paper money i mean it's just like any other skill like you have to assume that

00:31:07.840 you're going to suck at it at first like i could like if i were to sit down at a piano and try and 0.71

00:31:12.900 play like a beethoven piece i'm going to absolutely suck but if i practice it for like two years 0.93

00:31:17.980 i'll probably be pretty good you know to the point where i can actually like maybe finish it it won't

00:31:23.940 be perfect it won't be flawless right but i might actually be pretty good at the skill set right it's

00:31:28.340 just like anything else that you're trying to get good at in life okay should we do some more

00:31:31.960 pineapple yeah yeah yeah i'll do a couple more you toss me some baby ew what sorry sorry what 0.99

00:31:37.540 are your thoughts on mlg let's not talk about it yeah i actually don't fuck with crypto anymore 0.93

00:31:43.100 really besides besides like bitcoin but i'm not even like i'm not really looking to buy anymore

00:31:49.920 it's kind of fell off a little bit yeah yeah bro i feel like there's just better opportunities

00:31:53.280 elsewhere right now it's like i would rather be invested in like all of these like a lot of these

00:31:57.060 private companies you know did you wash these strawberries over here yeah yeah i did

00:32:00.440 wait ready yeah like toss it while i'm toss it while i'm drizzling

00:32:07.040 this is looking really good actually is come here needles wow 0.93

00:32:17.780 i've eaten this a lot if america had this for dessert they would be fucking healthy okay so 0.85

00:32:27.080 So, Santa Cruz, if our team loses, it's not me and Nathan's fault, right? 0.93

00:32:30.080 So far, no.

00:32:31.000 But you guys haven't.

00:32:32.360 You guys haven't.

00:32:33.340 Well, it's a team, okay?

00:32:34.320 Everybody's involved.

00:32:34.940 You haven't made anything else.

00:32:36.100 Nothing else has gotten made.

00:32:37.360 I'm sorry.

00:32:37.820 We're not just serious.

00:32:38.880 Okay.

00:32:39.920 Chat, be honest.

00:32:40.800 1 through 10, how good does this look?

00:32:42.680 They got beat to the prior.

00:32:44.100 That's what happens.

00:32:44.640 That's what happened to the prior.

00:32:45.940 Good.

00:32:46.400 Y'all handle the mozzarella sticks?

00:32:48.380 What is it?

00:32:49.080 And a free.

00:32:51.060 That's so good.

00:32:52.440 Oh, my God.

00:32:52.900 You know, that's insane.

00:32:55.380 Try grape.

00:32:55.760 that's great that's great well i don't know if you've won but that's good yeah we've won

00:33:03.700 come on no that's really good that's nature's candy okay chap come on that's good it's healthy 0.96

00:33:09.780 too raw honey no filtered bullshit or no artificial bullshit lime drizzle lime drizzle 0.99

00:33:16.480 oh that's what i'm tasting there that's yeah i love it dude you guys are dying now what do we do 0.99

00:33:23.160 Yeah, now you got to help.

00:33:24.360 Worship market.

00:33:25.960 Now, we should put this in the fridge, yeah?

00:33:30.080 For sure, for sure.

00:33:31.620 Who knows?

00:33:32.860 Who knows?

00:33:34.980 Wait, where is the fridge? 0.66

00:33:36.000 Are you f***ing kidding me? 0.86

00:33:38.100 What are you eating? 0.98

00:33:38.920 What are you eating?

00:33:40.320 He's eating one of their fries.

00:33:44.060 Wait, French fries?

00:33:44.900 They use frozen fries.

00:33:46.100 Ew.

00:33:46.700 They're still in the van.

00:33:47.780 Don't eat that.

00:33:48.340 I'm not eating frozen fries.

00:33:49.940 They taste pretty good.

00:33:50.760 Okay, so what do we need?

00:33:51.820 What do we need right now?

00:33:52.920 I'll tell you that.

00:33:53.760 Will you still align with them?

00:33:55.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:56.140 Dude, our fruit salad's gone.

00:33:56.960 No, no, it's so good.

00:33:57.800 Try it.

00:33:58.640 Try it.

00:33:59.480 Yeah, we're going to put the bridge.

00:34:01.120 It's really good.

00:34:05.080 Yeah, see?

00:34:05.920 That's good.

00:34:06.760 He doesn't like fruit.

00:34:07.600 You don't like fruit, huh?

00:34:08.440 That's how good it is.

00:34:09.280 I love fruit, sir.

00:34:10.120 You do?

00:34:10.960 Okay, nice.

00:34:11.800 All right, so can you help with the mozzarella sticks? 0.99

00:34:13.520 You have a dick on this. 0.99

00:34:15.000 Yeah, they drew it on me. 1.00

00:34:16.080 The mozzarella sticks, we're going to fry them right now.

00:34:17.840 Listen, the thing is, they're beating us right now.

00:34:20.480 We need presentation, so here's what we're going to do, okay?

00:34:22.360 Okay, so I want to put that in a fridge CDR.

00:34:25.080 Where's the fridge bucket?

00:34:27.080 Right there, right?

00:34:28.080 How many plates do we have?

00:34:29.080 Right here, right here.

00:34:29.920 It's going to be a walk-in fridge. 1.00

00:34:31.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:34:32.080 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:34:33.000 Whoa.

00:34:34.740 This is the fridge or freezer.

00:34:35.740 This thing is scary.

00:34:37.740 Ew, it stinks.

00:34:38.420 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, it smells like that grocery store. 0.84

00:34:40.960 It smells like there's a dead body in here.

00:34:45.420 Have you ever seen Daxter?

00:34:46.760 What?

00:34:47.460 Daxter, the TV show.

00:34:48.440 No, no, no.

00:34:49.100 What is it?

00:34:49.640 Oh, you've got to watch it.

00:34:50.740 What's it about?

00:34:51.440 Think about a serial killer that hunts serial killers in Miami.

00:34:54.140 Oh, that's sick.

00:34:55.140 Yeah.

00:34:56.540 In Miami?

00:34:57.540 In Miami.

00:34:59.540 That show is awesome.

00:35:00.540 Your chat will tell you it's a really good show.

00:35:03.540 All right, let's go help him out.

00:35:04.540 Yeah, we're ready.

00:35:15.540 I know they look good.

00:35:17.540 I just got done making my fruit salad.

00:35:19.540 We're ready, we're ready.

00:35:20.380 Toss the salad?

00:35:21.200 Nice.

00:35:22.040 You toss the salad. 1.00

00:35:23.880 Damn, I'm gonna fucking eat it up. 1.00

00:35:25.760 Holy shit. 1.00

00:35:26.600 I'm telling you what I told you. 1.00

00:35:27.960 If I touch it, is it hot?

00:35:28.840 We need to warm my bread.

00:35:29.760 Is it hot, you think?

00:35:30.600 No, it's not ready.

00:35:31.420 No, not yet, not yet.

00:35:32.260 I'm talking about...

00:35:33.260 Oh, he's not hot yet. 0.96

00:35:34.140 Hey, nigga! 0.99

00:35:35.380 I'm just making sure you don't fall. 0.87

00:35:36.560 I gotta...

00:35:37.400 Yo, stop in your game.

00:35:38.400 Stop! 1.00

00:35:39.860 So, Dez, we can touch your fucking waist, but not me. 1.00

00:35:42.520 Yeah, bro, touch my waist, weirdo. 1.00

00:35:43.940 Hey! 0.99

00:35:44.940 Dude, is anybody to help with anything,

00:35:46.180 or should we leave this area?

00:35:47.480 Yes, we need space, all right?

00:35:48.660 Okay, all right.

00:35:50.540 TGR, let's go find another, something else to do.

00:35:52.500 Get ready to complete the area.

00:35:53.680 All right, take it.

00:35:56.580 Hey, sabotage it, sabotage it.

00:35:57.980 We're fourth, I love that.

00:35:59.480 You shouldn't, come on out. 0.99

00:36:01.160 Nah, they're gonna bitch. 1.00

00:36:03.140 It's a frozen fry. 0.99

00:36:03.980 Are you eating our fries? 1.00

00:36:04.820 What the fuck? 1.00

00:36:05.660 No, we're gonna try it. 1.00

00:36:06.500 You're not gonna be eating our fries?

00:36:07.340 Oh, hell no.

00:36:08.180 This is pretty good.

00:36:09.020 I can't lie.

00:36:09.860 I would eat that for dinner.

00:36:11.800 I'm really hungry right now.

00:36:12.760 B-V-O. 1.00

00:36:13.600 When is the mozzarella sticks ready?

00:36:14.920 They're gonna take them out right now

00:36:16.140 and we're gonna free them, we're gonna fry them.

00:36:17.140 We gotta give it to them quick.

00:36:18.240 No, no, they already took them out.

00:36:19.260 They're frying them right now.

00:36:20.020 They're frying them right now?

00:36:20.640 How long is the mozzarella sticks already?

00:36:22.120 We just got to give it to them.

00:36:23.040 Like six minutes, maybe?

00:36:25.480 Yes. 1.00

00:36:26.080 Appetize the fat bitches. 1.00

00:36:27.340 They're stupid. 1.00

00:36:28.160 They're so dumb. 1.00

00:36:29.080 They're dumb. 1.00

00:36:30.420 Guys, they're fucking up. 1.00

00:36:31.420 They haven't even started a dessert. 1.00

00:36:32.720 And they're dumb. 1.00

00:36:33.360 And they're dumb. 1.00

00:36:33.840 We're literally done with our dessert. 1.00

00:36:34.880 We're about to start the orange sugar.

00:36:36.200 We're about to start that.

00:36:37.040 Listen, we need the mozzarella sticks now.

00:36:39.920 We're working on it.

00:36:41.180 Where's the marinara sauce?

00:36:42.180 We're going to heat it up.

00:36:42.600 Let's put it drizzled.

00:36:43.340 No, let's give it a drizzle.

00:36:45.120 Where's the marinara?

00:36:45.840 I'll do the drizzles.

00:36:47.460 We've got to heat this up.

00:36:48.300 Heat it up.

00:36:48.720 We're going to heat it up. 1.00

00:36:50.760 But listen, when he fucked up, I told him. 0.99

00:36:55.080 He told me we ran out of mozzarella sticks. 0.99

00:36:56.960 We only have like eight mozzarella sticks and they're tiny as shit. 0.98

00:36:59.280 Well, no, it's okay. 0.98

00:36:59.980 It's like a palate cleanser.

00:37:01.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:01.620 All right, all right.

00:37:02.220 So here, let me do this, all right?

00:37:04.200 Pass me a spoon.

00:37:05.380 Is there a spoon?

00:37:05.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:06.900 Just trust me.

00:37:07.380 Trust me.

00:37:07.720 Trust me.

00:37:07.760 Trust me.

00:37:08.060 There's got to be a spoon here. 1.00

00:37:10.320 I had one earlier, but I used it a little bit.

00:37:14.660 Ouch.

00:37:15.840 I got it.

00:37:17.220 Sir, can you stop helping me, please?

00:37:18.440 Oh, okay.

00:37:18.960 Sir, you don't have my consent.

00:37:19.980 Sorry.

00:37:20.480 Just kidding, you do.

00:37:23.260 How old are you?

00:37:24.480 27.

00:37:26.080 We have to heat this up, though, dude.

00:37:27.620 Don't worry.

00:37:27.980 Literally, let it happen.

00:37:29.940 Oh, no.

00:37:30.520 Chat, put W Marky in the chat.

00:37:31.880 He's smart.

00:37:33.300 Presentation is key, my friend.

00:37:35.260 W Marky.

00:37:37.620 All right.

00:37:38.360 All right.

00:37:39.400 And then we're going to warm up some of this.

00:37:41.020 Okay.

00:37:41.260 And we're going to put it in the corner.

00:37:42.920 All right.

00:37:43.520 And then go.

00:37:44.420 So warm it up.

00:37:45.180 And then should we put this, should we just quickly heat the sauce up?

00:37:47.540 Yeah.

00:37:48.540 No, no, no, no.

00:37:49.540 Whatever monster gets.

00:37:50.540 No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:52.540 I have to throw.

00:37:54.540 Are you plating it for yourself?

00:37:55.540 No.

00:37:56.540 Just don't tell them.

00:37:58.820 Okay.

00:37:59.820 Anyone has these basil leaves, okay?

00:38:00.820 All right.

00:38:01.820 All right.

00:38:02.820 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:38:03.820 Wait, wait, wait.

00:38:04.820 Nobody else ate it yet.

00:38:05.820 All right.

00:38:06.820 I have an idea.

00:38:08.820 We give them...

00:38:09.820 No, no, no, not yet.

00:38:11.820 Desserts.

00:38:12.820 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:13.820 I don't know.

00:38:14.820 our food salad as dessert and then you know money i'm worried i'm making sure the appetizers i can't 0.99

00:38:21.860 be bought you might have to fuck her bro dude quick little talk who cares quick one 1.00

00:38:30.020 two minutes there's no way i'm lasting two minutes with her so one minute no 30 seconds 1.00

00:38:37.220 okay lock in hey listen you know how i have like really nice restaurants you guys are going for

00:38:42.740 here okay you like a little dark chocolate that's what we do yes if you like like this one's on the

00:38:47.460 house smart so marky what the are we doing we're gonna we're gonna

00:38:54.500 we're gonna just heat up this up really quick and then we're done perfect

00:38:59.700 how much longer marky they're pulling them out right now wow

00:39:03.460 You really do know how to pull out. 0.84

00:39:09.960 It's hot, nigga. 1.00

00:39:11.160 Come on, my heart. 1.00

00:39:11.820 Y'all can't tell me the bitches don't look badly. 1.00

00:39:13.640 Master chef's snagging this bitch. 1.00

00:39:15.660 Word to him. 1.00

00:39:16.960 I'm tired of helping y'all, bro.

00:39:18.920 My life's tired of helping y'all.

00:39:20.120 I'm niggas just cheating, bro.

00:39:21.960 Look at my burger, though.

00:39:22.760 Look at my burger.

00:39:23.160 Swear to God. 0.98

00:39:28.780 Gombie, stop bitching. 1.00

00:39:31.340 Stop bitching, Gombie. 0.87

00:39:33.460 We have it ready. 0.57

00:39:42.460 We're making the sauce right now.

00:39:44.460 Ladies, two minutes. 1.00

00:39:48.460 We need to put it in the mouth right now, I know.

00:39:50.460 Oh my god, I know.

00:39:55.460 Marky!

00:39:56.460 I'm getting the appetizer done!

00:39:58.460 Marky, it's right here.

00:40:00.460 We're making it soft.

00:40:03.360 It should have been a kind one.

00:40:05.360 But if I don't know when it's going to be done,

00:40:07.160 I'll show it a little bit.

00:40:07.960 Play together.

00:40:08.660 All right, so we have two younger stations for plating.

00:40:13.260 We're working on it.

00:40:14.160 They're plating right now.

00:40:16.460 We'll take Collier.

00:40:19.360 All right, if I made a swastika with this,

00:40:21.060 would you be angry?

00:40:21.560 No, I'll do that.

00:40:22.560 All right, y'all, two minutes.

00:40:24.060 The chefs are getting hungry.

00:40:25.560 Let's go.

00:40:26.060 The chefs are getting hungry.

00:40:27.060 Let's go.

00:40:27.660 Two minutes.

00:40:28.360 Two minutes.

00:40:30.260 I really want this one.

00:40:32.780 Fine.

00:40:33.660 Hey! 0.99

00:40:38.440 Where is the sauce?

00:40:41.020 Dude, they're about to be done, dude.

00:40:42.880 Dude, where the...

00:40:44.060 Guys, where is the sauce, dude?

00:40:48.420 It's coming.

00:40:49.560 What is that? It should be ready.

00:40:51.900 We're just warming it up. That's what we're doing.

00:40:55.720 Actually, I don't like this.

00:40:58.940 Marky, what are we doing?

00:41:00.260 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:41:04.760 Go, go, go, go, go.

00:41:06.760 On the side, on the side.

00:41:08.760 What are you doing?

00:41:09.760 I don't want to fuck it up. 0.70

00:41:10.760 You know what I'm saying.

00:41:11.760 Maggie!

00:41:12.760 What you mean? 1.00

00:41:13.760 You fucking dumb and stupid. 1.00

00:41:14.760 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:41:15.760 Look at him. 1.00

00:41:16.760 I'm not sure what I'm saying. 1.00

00:41:17.760 I know them stupid. 1.00

00:41:18.760 Four. 1.00

00:41:19.760 I'm gonna run.

00:41:20.760 I'm gonna run.

00:41:21.760 Wait, wait, wait.

00:41:22.760 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:41:25.760 Ladies, ladies and gentlemen.

00:41:27.760 Shaggy, Shaggy, come here, describe it.

00:41:42.080 Shaggy, what have you made for us today?

00:41:44.960 Organic mozzarella cheese, mozzarella sticks right here, you know what I'm saying, with

00:41:50.280 a side of mozzarella, marinara sauce, you know what I'm saying.

00:41:56.120 and we got a little bit of homemade by the way homemade homemade you know what I'm saying

00:41:59.700 made with love made with love for you beautiful ladies 0.89

00:42:02.100 okay here he is try to eat it now

00:42:03.920 yes thank you

00:42:04.800 thanks

00:42:05.160 oh look at the cheese bowl look at the cheese bowl

00:42:09.040 what matters is if it's spread

00:42:13.180 oh

00:42:13.980 wait wait wait

00:42:17.760 hold on

00:42:18.600 hold on

00:42:20.480 hey

00:42:21.780 hold on

00:42:23.160 just a little dip

00:42:24.820 Honestly, it's giving Arby's. These are Arby's mozzarella sticks right here. If I got served these at a restaurant

00:42:29.820 I would ask to speak to the manager, but they're good. They're good.

00:42:32.820 Wait, wait, wait. But I still want to refund them.

00:42:34.820 I still want to refund them.

00:42:35.820 I still want to refund them. 0.98

00:42:36.820 Tommy, you ain't going to refund them, yeah, god damn it. 0.96

00:42:37.820 Yeah, I would have. 0.97

00:42:38.820 Wait, what are you doing? What are you? Wait, he's eating on food.

00:42:41.820 Mikey, what the fuck are you? 1.00

00:42:42.820 We trying out food. We made this. Y'all made the chicken. 1.00

00:42:46.820 Yeah, but if we're at a restaurant and the chef comes out and goes here and then they take, oh, he's taking some food.

00:42:51.820 Hey! 0.99

00:42:52.820 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1.00

00:42:53.820 Do it! 1.00

00:42:54.820 Why are we?

00:42:55.820 This is why you don't smoke weed!

00:42:57.820 It's because you got fried in the bathroom!

00:43:00.820 Did you spit it out?

00:43:05.820 Oh my god.

00:43:06.820 Oh my god.

00:43:07.820 I'm gonna throw up I think.

00:43:08.820 Bro, hold on.

00:43:10.820 Alright.

00:43:11.820 Look, light it down.

00:43:13.820 Oh my god.

00:43:14.820 Did he actually spit it out?

00:43:23.820 Bro, did he in chat, yes or no? Did he, yes or no?

00:43:41.820 Oh my god!

00:43:45.820 Lady, we have Avistabay grape hard seltzer.

00:43:49.820 sir? Okay, period. Thank you, bae. You sponsored by them? Absolutely not, but I hope it's good. Okay, period. And for you, I have

00:43:58.000 some of the same. I hope you enjoy. And first, and, and, and, and strong. Okay, am I writing down each one of these in a

00:44:11.560 No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:12.860 I'm just fighting over.

00:44:17.920 Are we close to the chicken?

00:44:21.960 Let them break, let them break, let them break.

00:44:26.140 Wait.

00:44:26.460 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.

00:44:27.880 Wait, real quick.

00:44:29.420 Marky, flutter.

00:44:31.000 What are you going?

00:44:32.140 Should they, wait, you guys should write down their ratings too

00:44:34.400 so you guys announce both.

00:44:35.600 How should we do it?

00:44:36.140 So right now we're going to find out when they're done, brother.

00:44:38.040 All right, everybody drop the dishes and then.

00:44:40.260 Okay.

00:44:40.500 But they don't show it yet, they don't show it yet. Hey Santa, don't show it. Nobody show it yet

00:44:45.600 What do we have here chef?

00:44:49.600 That's Jordan Slider

00:44:50.600 This is Tasha's

00:44:51.600 Chet, how this looking Chet?

00:44:53.100 Ew, dude

00:44:54.100 Ew, stop hitting 1.00

00:44:55.100 I'm on a joke, that's fucking the stuff right there 0.99

00:44:57.100 This is actual roast 0.99

00:44:59.100 That's some sauce, some fries

00:45:01.100 That's fine

00:45:02.100 So let me know how it is, let me know how it is

00:45:04.100 I'm fine

00:45:06.100 I'm fine

00:45:07.100 You made it with love Diamond, we made it with love

00:45:10.100 You may be fresh.

00:45:11.460 Oh, yeah, it's fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh and healthy.

00:45:13.860 Fresh and healthy.

00:45:14.580 Either one with that.

00:45:16.920 These fries are triple-soaked in seed oils.

00:45:19.340 I won't be eating them, and that'll be the last one.

00:45:21.540 What?

00:45:22.820 What?

00:45:23.920 I'm just saying.

00:45:25.680 I'll keep it around.

00:45:28.760 Auto-pice, auto-pice, auto-pice.

00:45:30.960 Is it fixed?

00:45:33.180 Is the mic fixed?

00:45:36.080 I fixed?

00:45:37.740 Wait, show, show, show, show.

00:45:38.980 Why do you like me? 0.99

00:45:39.980 I knew they were fuckin' frozen! 0.97

00:45:41.980 And they triple soaked them in sea oil. 1.00

00:45:43.980 These are the steak high french fries from Odie's, bitch! 1.00

00:45:46.980 I know you don't get a lot of sea oil, but these are triple soaked in sea oil. 0.99

00:45:49.980 You'll like them, okay?

00:45:50.980 You'll like them.

00:45:51.980 What's this other team coming here?

00:45:53.980 Are you the captain here?

00:45:54.980 They're frozen!

00:45:55.980 Who's the captain?

00:45:56.980 They're frozen!

00:45:57.980 They're frozen!

00:45:58.980 They're frozen!

00:45:59.980 They're frozen!

00:46:00.980 I don't think they're frozen!

00:46:01.980 They're frozen!

00:46:02.980 They're frozen!

00:46:03.980 They're frozen!

00:46:04.980 They're frozen!

00:46:05.980 They're frozen!

00:46:06.980 Try the fries.

00:46:07.980 Try the fries.

00:46:08.980 One more time.

00:46:09.980 It's not your test.

00:46:11.980 Look, she's loving it.

00:46:13.980 She's loving it.

00:46:16.980 They're loving a burger.

00:46:18.980 Okay, I will try the burger.

00:46:21.980 I'm not going to try the fries because they're triple soaked.

00:46:24.980 But the burger you... 1.00

00:46:36.980 Y'all gonna die anyway, fuck the seed oil. 1.00

00:46:39.720 Talk to me, Sandra. 1.00

00:46:42.260 That's a good burger.

00:46:43.280 He loves it.

00:46:44.020 Yes.

00:46:48.700 Yes.

00:46:50.140 Yes.

00:46:52.300 What?

00:46:53.620 You don't like the burger?

00:46:56.920 They both like this.

00:46:58.200 I love salt.

00:46:58.980 You know, I've been burned through electrolytes.

00:47:00.400 Oh, that's why.

00:47:01.200 It wasn't even that salty, though.

00:47:02.520 Come on, give us a nine. 1.00

00:47:04.060 It's too salty and the fries were frozen.

00:47:06.140 Give us a nine. 0.99

00:47:06.720 I only told him he was burning like but it's fat fuck the ones that was for us. You burn it, bro 1.00

00:47:11.200 I hate fat bro with a passion, bro. I don't die. Alright judges. Are you guys ready to go? 1.00

00:47:18.000 Oh

00:47:20.000 Your camera down. Yes

00:47:22.000 I rated sweater a seven 0.98

00:47:24.000 Cuz you gave us some frozen ass fries 0.98

00:47:26.000 Those are the steakhouse fries from Aldi's 0.99

00:47:28.960 You didn't even get name brand at that. You got the Aldi's private selection brand. That's crazy. How do you know what brand is?

00:47:34.000 That's crazy. Clock it

00:47:36.000 Frozen fries 1.00

00:47:45.620 Tell his fat ass clock 0.99

00:48:01.380 Team sweater for the appetizer you get the six 0.99

00:48:06.000 Six! We won!

00:48:08.000 You then soak them in seed oils, okay?

00:48:11.000 Now, what brings it up is the sliders were pretty good,

00:48:13.000 and you had some good ingredients there.

00:48:14.000 You know I love beef, okay?

00:48:16.000 You got the highest quality beef you can get at Aldi.

00:48:18.000 It's all good, alright?

00:48:19.000 The texture was good, and I like salt.

00:48:21.000 Salt's a good mineral. It's good for you, okay?

00:48:23.000 Six.

00:48:25.000 Tasha, Tasha. 1.00

00:48:27.000 Yeah, this shit should be bad, bro. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Come on. Your real opinion. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Tasha.

00:48:32.000 The Latino is disappointed. 0.99

00:48:34.000 Oh, he's whitewashed.

00:48:38.840 Yeah, what's the rating?

00:48:40.280 Stop doing your little monkey dance.

00:48:42.840 Stop eating the chicken. 0.99

00:48:44.160 No, it's getting ridiculous, bro. 0.92

00:48:46.740 Can we win or not? 0.93

00:48:50.800 Aye, aye, aye, aye.

00:48:52.320 Left in, left in.

00:48:53.340 Team Marky, left in.

00:48:54.300 Okay, Marky.

00:48:55.280 Team Marky.

00:48:55.800 Let's go.

00:48:56.740 Come on.

00:48:57.220 What, did he get a 19?

00:48:58.360 Me?

00:48:58.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:59.200 Come on.

00:49:00.560 Please, they're losing.

00:49:01.220 It's got to be 19.

00:49:01.700 Let's go.

00:49:01.880 Other team, get out of the way. 0.98

00:49:03.020 Team Marky, let's go. 1.00

00:49:04.000 Come in here, stop doing your fucking dance. 1.00

00:49:06.900 Taste product, y'all gonna love this. 1.00

00:49:08.840 Y'all gonna fucking love this. 0.93

00:49:11.060 Okay, thank you, are you ready? 0.95

00:49:12.980 Yeah.

00:49:13.800 I rate Marky in eight.

00:49:15.440 Nine! 0.98

00:49:16.360 Y'all just being general, okay?

00:49:18.520 Whoa.

00:49:19.360 Honestly, no we're not giving.

00:49:20.780 I don't know what, like this is what I'm saying,

00:49:22.500 what level are y'all trying to go with?

00:49:24.220 Like, cause that was giving like fast food,

00:49:26.820 are we giving like apple peas?

00:49:28.360 We're giving, we're giving,

00:49:30.240 oh no, we're not gonna be obvious.

00:49:31.280 We're giving, you giving wishy-washy,

00:49:32.700 Like, you gave us a better rating than them and you complained.

00:49:34.860 Yeah.

00:49:35.360 Yeah, why are you complaining?

00:49:36.880 You complaining.

00:49:38.040 All right, next, Tasha.

00:49:39.740 OK, Tasha.

00:49:40.680 Tasha.

00:49:40.980 All right, team Markey.

00:49:42.880 That was really good.

00:49:44.040 Yeah!

00:49:46.040 That was really good.

00:49:47.540 You know what sold it was the pool.

00:49:50.280 Mm.

00:49:50.820 Yes.

00:49:51.820 Oh, my God.

00:49:53.280 Perfectly cooked, by the way.

00:49:55.020 Perfectly cooked.

00:49:55.900 Another thing, you, Collier.

00:49:59.820 You weren't wearing gloves for the first time.

00:50:01.820 I had just washed my hands, and I got gloves now on out.

00:50:08.820 He infused it with his eyes.

00:50:10.820 So what do you say?

00:50:11.820 I should be a fine.

00:50:12.820 I gave you guys a nine.

00:50:13.820 A nine.

00:50:14.820 A nine.

00:50:15.820 A nine.

00:50:16.820 A nine.

00:50:17.820 You never had gloves.

00:50:19.820 You never had gloves.

00:50:20.820 Sixteen.

00:50:21.820 All right.

00:50:22.820 All right.

00:50:23.820 Wow, wow, wow.

00:50:24.820 Okay.

00:50:25.820 Okay.

00:50:26.820 Cheese is actually healthy.

00:50:27.820 There's this myth in the world that cheese is unhealthy.

00:50:29.820 It's actually healthy.

00:50:30.820 potassium yes sir now we get to texture y'all had that pole okay you had the pole you really did

00:50:38.100 and what i like is the fried part around it wasn't too much it was light that's right it was light

00:50:43.380 right okay the tomato sauce i checked the ingredients in the tomato sauce there was no red 40 in that

00:50:48.420 tomato sauce

00:50:52.340 y'all get a seven

00:50:53.540 Yeah! 1.00

00:50:56.040 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:50:57.540 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:50:58.540 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:50:59.540 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:51:00.540 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:51:01.540 Fucking sweater! 1.00

00:51:02.540 You're a scammer! 1.00

00:51:03.540 Fuck! 1.00

00:51:04.540 All right, it's basically 19 to 24, okay? 1.00

00:51:08.540 All right, write that down.

00:51:09.540 19 to 24.

00:51:10.540 Let's go.

00:51:11.540 Come on, lock in.

00:51:12.540 We have some orange chicken with some steamed rice.

00:51:16.540 Made by the one and only Chef Cameron Rashard Amos.

00:51:20.540 Hold on, hold on.

00:51:21.540 This for you.

00:51:22.540 I personally cooked this dish myself

00:51:25.180 Oh my god

00:51:26.000 Can you do it, Natasha, too?

00:51:31.360 Yes

00:51:31.640 I personally cooked this dish myself 1.00

00:51:32.920 Bitch, don't even think about it 1.00

00:51:34.000 Wait, you guys got a shadow 1.00

00:51:35.140 We have two, yeah

00:51:37.440 Wait, wait, wait, hold on 1.00

00:51:39.000 Hold the fuck on 1.00

00:51:39.840 You have two? 1.00

00:51:41.200 Mark, I told you make three

00:51:42.280 No, no, no, no

00:51:45.060 Wait, wait, wait, wait

00:51:46.060 Listen, listen, listen

00:51:48.600 Listen to the cabinet

00:51:49.480 This is for plating

00:51:52.280 To throw back your traditional Chinese food

00:51:54.280 Do you get when you're family style

00:51:55.940 No, no, we're family style

00:51:58.780 He only made two 1.00

00:52:00.040 I told you to make three, dumbass 1.00

00:52:02.100 I didn't 1.00

00:52:03.720 He only made two

00:52:06.780 He only made two 1.00

00:52:06.820 That's gonna get a shitty ass 1.00

00:52:09.740 You serve them 1.00

00:52:12.040 And then you go, oh, you guys can 0.99

00:52:13.840 Fucking share out of this dog bowl 0.99

00:52:16.520 Here you go 1.00

00:52:17.740 Oh, TJ is spoon feeding her 1.00

00:52:19.760 And over you guys, here's a dog bowl

00:52:22.020 Fight over it

00:52:52.020 No, no, you said only made two, that's what you said.

00:52:55.420 Why would you only make two, before he ate it? 1.00

00:52:57.520 No, he fucked it up, he fucked it up, he fucked it up. 0.99

00:52:58.520 Before he ate it, it doesn't matter how I look, it doesn't matter how I look. 0.99

00:53:02.520 No, Sasha, Sasha, you gotta try some.

00:53:04.520 There's not enough, there's not enough for all three of us.

00:53:07.520 No, no, eat it, just try it.

00:53:09.520 All right, all right, all right, all right, he ate it, he ate it.

00:53:12.520 No, I didn't, Marky, I made it, after Marky made it.

00:53:15.520 All right, bro, just eat it.

00:53:16.520 Give it to him.

00:53:17.520 Tell him this is a taste test, not the matter.

00:53:19.520 Give it to Santa Cruz. 1.00

00:53:20.520 You're taking his ass. What if you're putting it on a dirty fucking thing? 1.00

00:53:25.240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:53:27.400 Hang on a couple.

00:53:28.760 Aye, aye, aye, aye.

00:53:30.040 Your rating might be good honestly because you got spoon fed by DJR Spoon Betty.

00:53:34.200 DJR Spoon fed you.

00:53:36.120 Yeah. That's gonna be a damn, damn strength. 1.00

00:53:40.600 Does this fuck our rating up? 1.00

00:53:42.440 No, you're going to get food, Santa Cruz.

00:53:44.200 You like it though. You're going to get food.

00:53:46.200 You're going to get food. Look.

00:53:47.720 Oh my God, what kind of fucking dog is supposed to be? 1.00

00:53:50.200 No, but it's gonna be really good. Take a bite. Take a bite. 1.00

00:53:55.100 Presentation is in everything.

00:53:56.500 Bro, this is insane.

00:53:57.700 Why are you sweating? 1.00

00:53:59.200 Fuck! 1.00

00:54:00.200 What the fuck? 1.00

00:54:01.200 I think everybody should take off their shirts, man. 1.00

00:54:04.200 You do that. You actually do that.

00:54:08.200 Oh my god, it actually smells so bad. 1.00

00:54:12.200 No, that shit was gas. I ate that. 1.00

00:54:14.200 Wait, did you smell it?

00:54:15.200 Yeah, I ate that. It was gas.

00:54:16.200 See, that's what I'm saying. You're already-

00:54:18.200 Aiden, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden. 1.00

00:54:21.440 Don't lie, you know that shit. 1.00

00:54:22.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:54:24.420 Hey, the judges, where the fuck is my force? 1.00

00:54:30.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:54:32.840 You literally ruined it. 1.00

00:54:35.540 Useless, big-lipped retard. 1.00

00:54:39.320 My shit got all the info. 1.00

00:54:41.680 They saw what Mark did. 1.00

00:54:42.660 You ate it through your little monkey dance.

00:54:44.000 No, I didn't.

00:54:45.240 Marky made it.

00:54:46.140 Marky made it and said, we'll win. 0.99

00:54:47.420 Okay guys, presentation, chat, presentation on this shit, bro, bro, come on, TJ, you gotta feed me some, give me a little bite, maybe I can make up, microplastic, give him chicken, give him chicken, it's good though, oh no I didn't, no cup of milk, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, he likes it, you gotta remember, it sucks up, Tasha, you hating on that, 0.99

00:55:15.980 What do you do? 0.99

00:55:16.820 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, I like that, though.

00:55:18.720 Taste it again, Tasha, with some rice, with some rice, Tasha.

00:55:20.460 Get a little rice, taste some rice.

00:55:21.620 Get some rice.

00:55:22.460 It smells so bad.

00:55:24.280 No, it don't.

00:55:25.120 It does not smell bad.

00:55:26.360 Stop hating.

00:55:27.060 You're being too critical on it. 1.00

00:55:28.220 Okay, I ain't Tasha, it was good to fuck. 1.00

00:55:30.220 Come on. 1.00

00:55:31.220 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha.

00:55:32.800 Oh my gosh.

00:55:35.040 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha, Tasha. 0.99

00:55:36.660 Marky, you got fucked up on this one. 0.99

00:55:38.800 No, listen, it was the plating. 1.00

00:55:41.540 Dude, she's literally lying.

00:55:43.500 No, no, heck, chef, let me see what happened.

00:55:45.140 We made three plates.

00:55:46.240 The third plate, he put it on a plate and he put it in a bowl and it was like this.

00:55:51.680 Bro, he ate it.

00:55:53.240 And then you guys served it in these plastic golf balls.

00:55:55.460 I don't know why I ate it.

00:55:56.040 I don't know why I didn't do that.

00:55:57.480 Okay.

00:55:57.980 Why are you eating?

00:55:59.020 Whoa, whoa, wait.

00:55:59.620 Wait on the rating.

00:56:00.920 It's not bad.

00:56:02.880 Tasha, are you rating it?

00:56:04.540 Yeah, but we got to wait on another entree. 0.99

00:56:07.920 I'm fucking, you're fucking on my judges here. 0.99

00:56:11.360 All right, keep playing. 1.00

00:56:12.860 What do you got for our entree?

00:56:14.140 All right, team sweater, entree.

00:56:16.140 We're almost done.

00:56:17.280 They're not done.

00:56:18.660 They're not done.

00:56:20.920 They're literally not done.

00:56:22.560 We're done.

00:56:23.300 No, you're not.

00:56:23.960 Yes, we are.

00:56:24.600 You're scamming.

00:56:25.400 Bro, the health department's here.

00:56:27.100 No, they're not.

00:56:29.180 Oh. 0.99

00:56:31.060 Dude, can you give me a fucking ice-cold water, please? 0.99

00:56:32.940 I'm dying. 1.00

00:56:34.400 Let me tell you what happened.

00:56:36.740 Kuffman got the bright idea to put it in there because that's how they serve Chinese food. 0.99

00:56:40.500 Then he put it back on the plate, and it was all fucked up, and it looked horrible. 0.99

00:56:43.480 a couple you can't stop eating god damn it 0.99

00:56:48.920 it is david russ yeah i will eat if i want to yes chef 0.97

00:56:59.720 it's hot as here

00:57:03.480 I want to put one in the glass door for you.

00:57:09.480 You're good.

00:57:10.480 Hey, hey! 0.96

00:57:11.480 Judges!

00:57:12.480 They spilled it!

00:57:13.480 They spilled the weed!

00:57:14.480 They spilled the weed!

00:57:15.480 No, but it's over here.

00:57:16.480 You were going to put it in.

00:57:17.480 No, I was not.

00:57:18.480 I was going to throw it away. 1.00

00:57:19.480 Damn. 1.00

00:57:20.480 Oh my god. 1.00

00:57:21.480 They're throwing food!

00:57:22.480 They're throwing food!

00:57:23.480 Judges, they're throwing food! 0.75

00:57:25.480 That looks so gross.

00:57:26.480 Don't I try some?

00:57:27.480 No.

00:57:28.480 I've done it before, too. I know it's good.

00:57:36.220 I've been doing that all the time.

00:57:41.100 But it's a light dusting.

00:57:43.700 Why is it tripping? 1.00

00:57:44.820 Shut your fat mouth. 1.00

00:57:46.660 Shut your f***ing mouth. 1.00

00:57:50.000 It's off. 1.00

00:57:50.640 It's off.

00:57:53.260 We're not using those.

00:57:56.540 that's all so you just like come on we're taking so long we're getting hungry okay chef what have

00:58:02.940 you made for us today we made uh some la street tacos yes with steak uh cut up steak cilantro

00:58:11.740 onion and lime wow okay let's try it out presentation the season's not all the way

00:58:20.140 there i want to can i point something out too there's no sauce i mean guys there's no sauce

00:58:26.540 That store was whitewashed.

00:58:28.280 I couldn't find the ingredients I actually wanted.

00:58:31.800 Hey, Adrian.

00:58:35.220 Hey, the sauce is on his forehead, he said.

00:58:38.480 It's seasoned all the way up.

00:58:40.060 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:41.160 Put it up there, sir.

00:58:42.200 It's all right. 0.97

00:58:42.980 What the f***? 0.98

00:58:44.920 Try it again. 0.99

00:58:45.600 Try it again.

00:58:46.540 Try it again one more time.

00:58:47.760 I mean it.

00:58:48.520 Yeah, one more time.

00:58:49.340 Jimmy, you can't just seduce the judges, okay?

00:58:52.060 I'm not doing anything.

00:58:53.200 It's just not hot.

00:58:53.780 What about mine?

00:58:54.600 Is it good?

00:58:55.420 Do you remember mine?

00:58:56.020 You got to see my right hand.

00:58:59.780 No, I'm not dabbing you up.

00:59:01.840 You should take off your shirt.

00:59:03.080 The views will go up.

00:59:04.920 Really?

00:59:06.300 Dessert.

00:59:06.940 Oh, my God.

00:59:08.200 He's scrumptious.

00:59:09.200 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:10.740 Wait, hey.

00:59:11.720 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:12.780 No, he has a girlfriend.

00:59:14.060 Is that your girlfriend's tattoo?

00:59:15.100 Yeah.

00:59:16.360 Oh, so they're playing games with tattoos?

00:59:17.380 Jimmy, you have a girlfriend?

00:59:18.440 Yeah.

00:59:18.800 Huh?

00:59:19.460 I love you thought you might be, like, kind of bisexual.

00:59:22.280 He's bisexual.

00:59:23.400 I don't have a girlfriend.

00:59:24.960 I know, he's in the boys.

00:59:26.820 Yo, he's literally playing with all of us.

00:59:28.780 Why you got a girlfriend?

00:59:29.760 No, I don't say that.

00:59:31.280 Okay, rating on this.

00:59:34.120 Okay.

00:59:35.240 I'm ready to go do my rating.

00:59:36.860 I'm ready to go do my rating.

00:59:39.000 Because the spice was there, but they needed some lime to even it out.

00:59:42.380 Okay?

00:59:42.720 So you're going to put some lime on.

00:59:44.080 I did put lime.

00:59:45.180 But it was slouch and onion.

00:59:46.520 It's not, it's not given to me.

00:59:49.360 I went to a whitewashed store.

00:59:51.420 I did what I could.

00:59:53.480 They tried, though.

00:59:54.540 I'm going to give it, actually, I'm going to give it.

00:59:56.240 You see me working, I was like.

00:59:58.380 No, I'm all flustered to CJR's name now.

01:00:01.480 Now we're talking.

01:00:03.260 Yeah, that'll boost my score.

01:00:04.940 All right, ratings.

01:00:06.140 We're going to go here, here, here.

01:00:07.640 For the ratings, we're going to go.

01:00:08.980 They didn't eat them tacos like that.

01:00:10.400 They didn't eat them like that.

01:00:11.080 Okay, we're going to rate the Team Marky.

01:00:13.320 You had the Kung Pao chicken, I believe it was.

01:00:15.340 Yes, I cooked it.

01:00:16.240 Okay, so the problem there was I didn't get f***ing served, okay?

01:00:21.140 So it was initially a zero because I didn't get served.

01:00:23.200 Jesus Christ.

01:00:24.040 I think you ate my food.

01:00:25.400 No, I didn't.

01:00:26.040 Mark, I swear to God, if Marky said two plates only, I said okay.

01:00:29.020 Then don't listen to him.

01:00:30.040 Yeah, he's a chef.

01:00:31.060 Okay, okay, okay.

01:00:32.620 Also, it was served in a plastic bowl.

01:00:34.760 That's Asian-y. 1.00

01:00:35.520 That's Asian-y. 1.00

01:00:36.140 That was your idea.

01:00:37.960 Yeah, that's Asian-y. 1.00

01:00:39.260 But because of the presentation, you get a fucking four. 1.00

01:00:41.940 Damn. 1.00

01:00:42.900 What the fuck is that, dude? 1.00

01:00:44.340 Presentation should take him like two points. 0.99

01:00:46.280 That's what I would say.

01:00:47.460 Zero present.

01:00:48.760 I didn't get food.

01:00:50.060 I have a question.

01:00:51.060 Tell me.

01:00:52.580 Hold on a second.

01:00:53.860 what if what if served and fed in a plate it's about how it tastes overall you know 0.98

01:00:59.220 no it's about it's about our judges criteria which she set up and that makes it a fucking 0.98

01:01:04.600 four what if what if me and fucking never mind you're right 1.00

01:01:08.400 yes yes wasn't it good it was good do you want to fuck him 1.00

01:01:23.860 I'm a black man, I'm homeless, I'm trying to cook some Asian, some Asian food, that's it, that's all baby, that's all baby. 1.00

01:01:34.860 A 10 is crazy. 0.96

01:01:38.860 You should've just asked him to feed you some.

01:01:42.860 No, stop saying that.

01:01:44.860 It was actually good.

01:01:46.860 It was good, it was actually, yeah.

01:01:48.860 Alright, so I have 14, what do you got?

01:01:50.860 What do you got?

01:01:51.700 So, it was disgusting, it's in my cup.

01:01:55.020 What? 1.00

01:01:55.860 Yeah, she fucking hated it. 1.00

01:01:57.360 She fucking hated it. 1.00

01:01:58.780 And you served it to us in dog food. 1.00

01:02:01.300 It's because you got here.

01:02:02.140 Pre-game with McDonald's, that's why it tasted nasty.

01:02:04.420 Yeah, you shouldn't be eating McDonald's,

01:02:05.420 I'll give you a hundred bucks if I eat McDonald's again.

01:02:07.180 Those will prove, it's AI.

01:02:08.980 All right, what's your rate though?

01:02:10.240 I gave you guys a five.

01:02:12.200 I'll take it, I'll take it.

01:02:13.540 I'll take it.

01:02:16.000 Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.

01:02:18.080 Marky, why are you eating a five?

01:02:20.340 Oh, you're eating chips! You spit it out!

01:02:22.340 Ew, look at the cap there.

01:02:24.340 Five is average.

01:02:26.340 Look, he's drunk and he's getting mad at you.

01:02:30.340 The barriers are pretty low.

01:02:32.340 Alright, team sweater!

01:02:34.340 You made, um, these tacos, okay, right?

01:02:40.340 I do f***ing love tacos, and actually,

01:02:42.340 tacos are one of the foods that you can go out and eat, and they're usually

01:02:44.340 pretty f***ing healthy, okay? You get some tortillas,

01:02:46.340 you get some steak, it's simple,

01:02:48.340 Okay, now the problem with the tacos you guys had like too much onion. There's like a lot. It was overpowering

01:03:03.580 Health-wise, I mean there is steak there. There's cilantro. That was pretty good

01:03:07.580 I have to say the presentation you brought me a plate with some tacos. So right there that beats you guys bring me an empty dog food bowl

01:03:15.500 Seven out of ten

01:03:18.340 Yep, 7 out of 10.

01:03:19.580 What about the sweat?

01:03:20.340 Does that not give him a point? 1.00

01:03:21.360 I didn't sweat on the fucking food. 1.00

01:03:23.420 That's how you salted it. 1.00

01:03:24.800 Adrienne.

01:03:25.520 Oh, I rated a 7 out of 10.

01:03:27.600 Oh, okay.

01:03:29.440 That's 14.

01:03:30.880 We got 19.

01:03:31.680 It wasn't really quality.

01:03:32.780 You guys got 19 out of 37.

01:03:33.940 No, a 6.

01:03:35.560 A 6 and a both.

01:03:36.820 Tasha?

01:03:37.600 Tasha?

01:03:38.880 Okay, so hear me out.

01:03:40.340 But Tasha's Mexican. 1.00

01:03:41.220 Is she going to say 10?

01:03:42.560 Watch your mouth.

01:03:43.480 I'm not Mexican. 0.72

01:03:44.460 All right.

01:03:44.980 Second of all, the plate plating was good.

01:03:48.040 There was no sauce, that's the only thing that threw me off.

01:03:55.040 But it was spicy, so there was good spice.

01:03:58.040 I gave you guys an A at 10.

01:04:05.040 That puts them at 22.

01:04:08.040 So, sweater, 22 out of 30.

01:04:11.040 Marky, 19 out of 30, okay?

01:04:14.040 Dessert, dessert, dessert.

01:04:17.040 No, wait, we got to add it up for the last round, too.

01:04:20.920 So what do we got?

01:04:21.480 Okay, okay.

01:04:24.320 Team Sweater's at 41 out of 60.

01:04:27.060 And then Marky.

01:04:29.740 Team Marky is at 43.

01:04:35.720 We lose about two.

01:04:36.980 What's Sweater and what's Marky at?

01:04:39.520 Marky's at 43 and Sweater's at 41.

01:04:42.560 We're up two.

01:04:43.300 We're up two.

01:04:44.020 Okay.

01:04:44.980 It's our time.

01:04:45.660 Squeeze some of the excess food milk into the dish that's your flavor.

01:04:49.660 Alright, hold on. Come here.

01:04:51.660 No, no, hold on. Come here, hold on. Come here, camera.

01:04:53.660 Yo, camera's getting finished.

01:04:55.660 Wait! Jordan!

01:04:57.660 Squeeze some of the excess food milk into the dish that's your flavor.

01:04:59.660 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:05:01.660 Put the strawberry back on.

01:05:03.660 And we need some spoons.

01:05:05.660 Yeah, spoons and forks. No, forks.

01:05:07.660 Forks? Whatever they have.

01:05:09.660 Ready? Yes.

01:05:11.660 I'll explain why we don't want to get the forks yet.

01:05:13.660 Okay, okay.

01:05:14.660 No.

01:05:15.660 No.

01:05:16.660 What are you doing?

01:05:17.660 No.

01:05:18.660 They're sabotaging.

01:05:19.660 I like fruit.

01:05:20.660 Use your hand.

01:05:21.660 I cook this homemade.

01:05:23.660 Yes, we picked it.

01:05:25.660 Sweaters are very good at picking fruits.

01:05:28.660 So, sweaters are very good.

01:05:30.660 We came here and we said we got a good job done.

01:05:33.660 We cut the fruit up.

01:05:34.660 We blended it very well.

01:05:35.660 We hand-tossed it very well with our love and our very richness of hand tossing.

01:05:40.660 And we gave you guys an appetizing dessert.

01:05:42.660 we chose fruit salad because it's 2026 a lot of the stuff nowadays guys like

01:05:47.820 listen I know you guys like cookies brownies and whatnot I don't I know you

01:05:51.760 don't but fruit salad you can't go wrong with fruit

01:05:54.240 this is a vegan breakfast ain't it

01:05:56.580 no no no listen listen hold on let my partner finish off listen we gave it a

01:06:02.640 little honey drizzle because I know you like a little sweetness and then we did

01:06:07.680 a little lime squeeze over the top to give it that sweet and sour taste

01:06:11.160 And then Diamond, I just want you to know, my buddy T.J.R. ate the rest of the pineapple in preparation.

01:06:15.640 No, T.J.R. put his cum in yours. 0.99

01:06:17.880 He put his cum in yours. 1.00

01:06:18.320 I nutted it, yes, yes, yes. 1.00

01:06:19.980 He did not. 1.00

01:06:21.840 Tell him, T.J.R., you put your cum in yours. 1.00

01:06:23.520 All right. 1.00

01:06:24.740 Ladies and gentlemen, have a bite.

01:06:27.340 Diamond and Tasha, I know it's fruit, but y'all got to, like, open mouth.

01:06:31.260 They love fruit.

01:06:32.100 They love fruit. 1.00

01:06:32.780 Women love fruit because they pussy, like, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:06:35.460 They pussy wet, but they eat fruit. 1.00

01:06:36.740 I was expecting, like, maybe, like, a yogurt or, like, an ice cream or, like, a cake. 0.99

01:06:40.940 Wait, wait, wait, TJ, bring it out.

01:06:44.320 Hold on.

01:06:44.740 Baby, we got you Dubai chocolate.

01:06:46.820 Bang! 1.00

01:06:48.020 You think we're that stupid? 1.00

01:06:49.700 That was good timing. 1.00

01:06:51.160 Tasha, we know you like your chocolate like your man, so we got you dark chocolate.

01:06:56.800 Oh, I like that, Marky.

01:06:58.400 And Marky, that was clean.

01:06:59.500 That was, I ain't gonna lie. 1.00

01:07:02.040 Wait, what are you fucking? 1.00

01:07:02.980 Marky? 1.00

01:07:03.920 Swear to God.

01:07:04.460 Marky or Sleuk?

01:07:05.180 Sleuk? 0.99

01:07:06.760 Yeah.

01:07:07.620 Here you go, Dubai.

01:07:09.140 Dubai.

01:07:09.740 Bye.

01:07:10.580 Okay.

01:07:11.400 All right, now do the

01:07:12.400 five and the five at the same time.

01:07:13.620 So look, get a forkful.

01:07:15.020 Get the cold one.

01:07:16.020 Ready?

01:07:16.860 No, no, TJ, you there, you there.

01:07:18.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:19.580 No, no, no, let him do it.

01:07:20.420 You took too long, it's okay.

01:07:23.620 10 out of 10, let's try again, period.

01:07:25.580 Whoa.

01:07:26.420 That's pretty nasty, but.

01:07:27.260 Well, no, the fruit's really good.

01:07:28.260 I don't know why, okay.

01:07:29.260 Yeah, okay.

01:07:30.100 It's a thought that matters.

01:07:30.940 I don't eat that.

01:07:32.060 Why don't you?

01:07:32.900 There's just sugar in there.

01:07:34.620 See, I'm on the health wave.

01:07:35.860 You don't like fruit, that's okay, you know?

01:07:37.620 I'll try it.

01:07:38.620 Try it, try it.

01:07:39.400 Let me try a piece with you.

01:07:40.700 Let me show you how good it is.

01:07:41.800 It was like the most expensive chocolate.

01:07:44.140 Thank you.

01:07:44.900 It is, guys.

01:07:45.500 It took a minute.

01:07:46.140 It took a minute.

01:07:46.680 It had to kick in.

01:07:47.780 Let me show you how, Jack.

01:07:49.520 This is the green pistachio.

01:07:51.780 This is the green pistachio.

01:07:55.500 Jordan, you can't gamble for a week.

01:07:56.900 Hey, you guys can't gamble for a week on...

01:07:59.500 Oh, yeah, I'm going on vacation.

01:08:02.020 I have written down my rating, so now we need team sweaters, dessert.

01:08:05.640 So judges, they never made a dessert.

01:08:08.260 Nope.

01:08:08.440 DQ! DQ! DQ! 0.99

01:08:12.100 How do you not get a dessert?

01:08:14.540 And they were getting hammered on the job.

01:08:16.820 They were getting drunk.

01:08:18.560 Hey, weed is better for you than alcohol,

01:08:20.480 so whatever team is smoking all the weed,

01:08:22.460 that wins the health team.

01:08:23.780 Back! 0.88

01:08:24.580 Jordan is going to give a week of IRLs.

01:08:25.800 Jordan is going to give a week of IRLs.

01:08:31.020 It's okay.

01:08:38.440 so we wait

01:08:42.320 yeah so we won 0.96

01:08:43.300 bring anything fucking out soon 0.89

01:08:46.000 there's no way 0.94

01:08:47.160 we're already up

01:08:48.100 we have dessert

01:08:50.320 oh my god

01:08:52.640 okay

01:08:53.100 I'm still kind of hungry

01:08:58.820 but okay

01:08:59.660 no you can't do that

01:09:00.620 that's cheating

01:09:01.300 that's cheating

01:09:02.540 you say dessert?

01:09:03.840 we have the dessert

01:09:04.800 don't bring your last down

01:09:05.940 okay

01:09:06.240 that's what happened

01:09:07.120 I'm going to rate it.

01:09:10.460 I'm going to rate it.

01:09:11.260 What?

01:09:14.600 It's in the chat.

01:09:15.660 Jasmine put heart emojis.

01:09:16.840 I'm not joking. 1.00

01:09:17.620 Stop sucking dick, bro. 1.00

01:09:19.040 You guys really didn't fucking make a dessert? 1.00

01:09:21.300 How? 0.99

01:09:22.160 Nope, they didn't.

01:09:24.000 And they can't gamble now.

01:09:25.200 Nope, y'all can't gamble.

01:09:27.080 Anything in this kitchen to serve us?

01:09:29.520 Nope.

01:09:30.060 Oh, my God.

01:09:30.980 Nope. 0.95

01:09:32.220 Ethan, Monk, you're being a weirdo on God. 0.58

01:09:34.340 I'm rating it.

01:09:35.240 I'm rating it.

01:09:36.040 I'm rating it.

01:09:36.820 All right, guys, let's get you ready.

01:09:39.020 Call the whole team lazy.

01:09:40.280 We won.

01:09:42.560 We will start out with Team Marky.

01:09:47.660 All right, the fruit salad.

01:09:49.640 This was the healthiest thing served all night.

01:09:51.760 Thanks.

01:09:52.680 And we did that.

01:09:53.800 And we did it.

01:09:54.380 We did it.

01:09:54.960 We did it.

01:09:55.300 You guys even paid attention to get the right type of honey that I like.

01:09:58.620 Raw honey.

01:09:59.520 Do you have a border?

01:10:01.840 I mean, I'm getting there.

01:10:03.360 I'm getting there.

01:10:03.960 I'm getting there.

01:10:04.980 Okay.

01:10:05.320 Okay, for that, you guys get a 10 out of 10.

01:10:09.040 Yeah!

01:10:11.200 It's over, it's over, it's over.

01:10:14.620 Let's go Diamond, let's go Diamond.

01:10:16.420 I'm gonna have to rate it a seven,

01:10:17.780 because I feel like you guys took the easy way right out,

01:10:20.200 you know, and I feel like I wanted something scrumptious,

01:10:23.140 you know what I mean?

01:10:23.980 She gave us a seven.

01:10:25.200 Come on, we'll take a seven, that's good.

01:10:27.900 Okay, and then what do I do theirs, or we're like?

01:10:29.800 All right, come on.

01:10:30.640 Okay.

01:10:31.480 What you got, Tasha?

01:10:32.960 Listen.

01:10:33.880 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:10:34.720 What the fuck was this shit? 1.00

01:10:36.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

01:10:37.820 You need it! 1.00

01:10:39.200 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:10:41.260 Oh my God. 1.00

01:10:41.760 Period. 1.00

01:10:43.580 What the fuck did you serve me? 1.00

01:10:45.340 This is good or no? 1.00

01:10:46.600 This is the most amazing shit I've ever done. 1.00

01:10:49.520 Oh! 0.99

01:10:53.220 It's healthy.

01:10:54.040 Yeah, it's healthy.

01:10:55.060 I love you.

01:10:55.700 W. Tasha.

01:10:56.740 It's game.

01:10:57.700 It's game time.

01:10:58.240 And I gave it a 10.

01:11:02.500 Bang! 1.00

01:11:03.140 Bang! 1.00

01:11:03.760 Bang! 1.00

01:11:04.720 game over

01:11:05.680 okay now

01:11:06.600 just for formalities

01:11:08.040 we do have to rate

01:11:09.340 the dessert

01:11:10.540 that team sweater

01:11:11.700 I actually have some 0.99

01:11:12.420 fucking questions 0.99

01:11:13.020 as a judge 1.00

01:11:13.620 what the f*** happened 0.97

01:11:15.900 where 0.85

01:11:16.260 what happened

01:11:17.960 explain

01:11:18.620 um

01:11:19.320 sweater 0.97

01:11:19.680 what the f*** happened 0.98

01:11:20.760 we tried to make 0.97

01:11:21.620 panna coda

01:11:22.940 and we didn't find

01:11:23.760 all the ingredients

01:11:24.500 sorry to make

01:11:25.140 something else

01:11:25.740 I don't know

01:11:27.260 what Italian dessert

01:11:28.180 there is

01:11:28.640 dude anything

01:11:29.180 anything

01:11:30.620 you gotta compete

01:11:32.160 you can't just give up

01:11:33.300 I door dashed.

01:11:34.860 I door dashed what we needed.

01:11:36.700 Oh, my gosh.

01:11:38.140 So where did it go?

01:11:38.860 Where did it go?

01:11:39.380 You ate it when it came?

01:11:40.480 The ingredients we needed, I door dashed it.

01:11:42.620 Wow.

01:11:43.400 It just got here.

01:11:44.760 Team Slatter, you served nothing.

01:11:46.700 You get a zero.

01:11:48.640 You came on stream for a week.

01:11:50.380 Nice.

01:11:50.700 Let's give him a harder punishment.

01:11:52.100 Okay, I raised Team Slatter a nine because I turned nothing out of it.

01:11:56.200 He turned nothing out of it.

01:11:57.060 He turned nothing out of it.

01:11:58.160 No.

01:11:58.880 No.

01:11:59.400 No.

01:11:59.940 Nothing.

01:12:01.060 Nothing.

01:12:01.380 Yeah, I pimped it too, right? 1.00

01:12:03.300 You just sold your pussy for free air, bitch. 1.00

01:12:10.540 Are you done? 1.00

01:12:11.540 He's not even profitable yet. 1.00

01:12:13.060 Listen, I give that shit a negative. 1.00

01:12:15.280 Negative. 1.00

01:12:16.240 Good.

01:12:17.980 Where is it at?

01:12:19.920 Game time.

01:12:21.080 You had enough food today anyway.

01:12:24.780 That's all she wrote.

01:12:33.300 The best rated dish was me and Aiden, so...

01:12:39.500 Sorry, are you sweating?

01:12:41.180 Yes, it's hot.

01:12:42.700 Aiden.

01:12:47.360 Hope y'all enjoyed this segment, bro.

01:12:49.860 That was Marky's planning, W Marky.

01:12:53.000 That was awesome, dude.

01:12:54.140 I had a lot of fun.

01:12:55.460 We'll twist it up.

01:12:56.380 We'll make it better next time. 1.00

01:12:57.280 I'm glad y'all fucked with it, bro. 1.00

01:12:59.360 We got the press conference tomorrow, whatnot. 1.00

01:13:01.420 We got, what do you want me to do with this?

01:13:03.940 Hot needles?

01:13:04.780 Jonathan Ford on everybody.

01:13:06.500 I would say yes, but I feel bad for the people

01:13:08.600 that have to clean it up. 0.92

01:13:09.800 What?

01:13:10.640 If it was the warehouse, yes.

01:13:12.380 He's doing it, he said he should give me $100.

01:13:14.800 Bro, if he gave us 30 points, he'd give us nine. 0.97

01:13:17.880 Liar. 0.98

01:13:18.700 Hey. 1.00

01:13:19.540 You're just like the rest, just like the rest.

01:13:24.280 Someone said finally something different. 1.00

01:13:26.180 Well, if you guys like shit like this, I say same crew. 0.99

01:13:30.040 We go fishing, we do some cooler . 1.00

01:13:32.160 We gotta go for the golf.

01:13:33.220 We gotta play golf, bro.

01:13:34.280 Actual golf.

01:13:35.100 We play an all nine in baseball game.

01:13:36.600 Mmm.

01:13:37.660 Baseball would hit.

01:13:42.700 Cherry topping.

01:13:43.560 Niggas about to make American pie. 1.00

01:13:45.580 The fuck? 1.00

01:13:46.420 All right, chat. 1.00

01:13:47.880 It was a W stream.

01:13:49.500 Lay out, boys, bro. 0.99

01:13:51.320 Peace and motherfucking love. 0.98

01:13:53.020 Wait, where's TJR? 0.99

01:13:56.480 TJR.

01:13:57.640 W's in the chat for TJR.

01:13:59.100 Thank you for inviting me, bro.

01:14:00.140 I appreciate it.

01:14:00.340 Hey, wait, when are you done with your thingy?

01:14:03.080 End of March, so March 30th.

01:14:04.660 You're coming to Brand Risk?

01:14:05.480 Yes, yeah, yeah.

01:14:06.920 Okay, I'm going to come pull up on you at your crib, too.

01:14:08.620 Oh, yeah.

01:14:09.080 Thank you.

01:14:09.440 I have to, bro.

01:14:10.240 Yeah, I have to.

01:14:11.020 Thank you for supporting.

01:14:11.720 Thank you for coming, bro.

01:14:12.640 Yes, I'm towards, dude.

01:14:13.600 All right, nice to meet you, bro.

01:14:14.300 All right, don't shake butt. 0.99

01:14:15.660 Well, actually, you shake ass on sweater or Marky. 0.99

01:14:17.840 I need, like, 300. 0.98

01:14:18.920 Bro, can I fight at Brand Risk?

01:14:20.340 Who do you want to fight?

01:14:21.060 I don't know.

01:14:21.740 I'm not natural, though.

01:14:22.820 That's okay.

01:14:23.220 Yeah, you got me?

01:14:24.220 He does?

01:14:25.220 Yeah, I take tests.

01:14:26.220 Wait, really?

01:14:27.220 Yeah, well you wonder how he looks so clever.

01:14:29.220 I'm betting on Timmy here.

01:14:30.220 I have no idea.

01:14:31.220 He actually takes tests.

01:14:32.220 He's protesting Annabar.

01:14:33.220 No, not Annabar that much, but I do take tests a little bit.

01:14:36.220 You don't want kids, right?

01:14:38.220 I got you.

01:14:39.220 Wait, would you fight him?

01:14:40.220 Who?

01:14:41.220 Oh, no! 0.99

01:14:42.220 Dude, you're going to die. 0.52

01:14:44.220 Oh, sorry. 0.98

01:14:45.220 It has to be tomorrow.

01:14:46.220 We're from the Bay, bro.

01:14:47.220 He's not from the Bay.

01:14:48.220 I'd fight you like this.

01:14:50.220 Chat, I'll be live later.

01:14:59.060 Telegram?

01:14:59.940 What?

01:15:03.080 Also, Santa, come on in here, Santa.

01:15:06.220 Chat, W Santa Cruz.

01:15:08.600 Love you too, dude.

01:15:09.240 Thank you so much for having me out, man.

01:15:10.260 He was going to leave early.

01:15:11.420 Stay for Brandris.

01:15:12.360 I'd love for you to stay.

01:15:14.540 And yeah, dude, thank you so much for today.

01:15:16.160 Thank you, bro.

01:15:16.620 I really appreciate it.

01:15:17.220 I'm going to buy that Brandris now.

01:15:18.780 Who do you want? 0.96

01:15:19.260 That girl that you asked me to, she, I got beef with her. 1.00

01:15:22.080 I have real beef.

01:15:22.960 Meatball.

01:15:23.600 You want to fight Meatball?

01:15:24.780 My friend's on Bad Boys.

01:15:26.180 Her brother's on Bad Boys, right?

01:15:27.740 Her brother jumped my friend, right? 1.00

01:15:29.400 And she started talking all this shit on Instagram, so I started talking shit back. 0.99

01:15:31.900 So call up Meatball for the camera. 1.00

01:15:32.640 Go ahead.

01:15:33.640 Meatball, I want that with you. 1.00

01:15:35.220 Fuck Philly, bitch. 1.00

01:15:36.420 You're going to come to Miami, and you're going to get this, okay? 1.00

01:15:40.180 I'm going to get in the gym, and I'm going to train.

01:15:42.080 I'm ready.

01:15:42.740 I'm ready.

01:15:43.700 Okay, she's logged in.

01:15:44.880 She even ate a fruit bowl tonight, okay?

01:15:47.240 Exactly.

01:15:48.140 She's trying to make weight. 1.00

01:15:49.260 Alright chat, fuck your chat man, good stream. 0.99

01:15:54.260 I'm live all weekend, and then Sunday's the CSGO tournament, 0.99

01:15:58.260 so I'm live Sunday after Brandris.

01:16:00.260 When does Ada never go live the day after Brandris?

01:16:02.260 Never, alright?

Adin Live - March 13, 2026

Adin Ross & TJR Became Chefs... (ft. Santa Cruz)

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