Adin Live - November 04, 2021


Adin Ross TROLLS the Police in GTA...


Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

150.71568

Word count

1,790

Sentence count

298

Harmful content

Misogyny

23

sentences flagged

Toxicity

156

sentences flagged

Hate speech

13

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

A police officer pulls over a man who is acting erratically and has a gun to his head. The officer uses a stun gun on the man and takes him to the North Pole where Santa is waiting for him.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Real time, man. You're gonna have to check on that jacket.
00:00:02.060 Nigga, I wanna eat. Wait, is that my lawyer? 1.00
00:00:04.340 Yo, Santa. Yo, Santa, man.
00:00:06.300 I want an eighth bowl. I want an eighth bowl.
00:00:09.300 Santa!
00:00:10.300 I want an eighth bowl. I want an eighth bowl.
00:00:12.300 Santa!
00:00:13.800 What's your name, buddy? 1.00
00:00:14.800 Yo, Evo, thanks for telling you that I love you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:00:16.800 Santa, I'm David. 1.00
00:00:18.800 Oh, hey, Mr. David.
00:00:20.800 What would you like for Christmas?
00:00:22.800 Santa, I've been naughty.
00:00:24.800 Where's the party at, yo?
00:00:25.800 We're going around the street. Let's go.
00:00:27.800 Man, suck the fuck up. 1.00
00:00:28.800 Alright, Santa's not going to give you no fuck up. 1.00
00:00:30.800 Calm down. Calm down. 1.00
00:00:32.800 Quit loitering around the street. 1.00
00:00:34.300 You're up on my dick, man. 1.00
00:00:36.300 Hey, get the fuck out of my vehicle now. 1.00
00:00:38.300 Get out of my vehicle now. 0.99
00:00:40.300 Get the fuck out of my vehicle now. 1.00
00:00:42.300 Get out of my vehicle now. 0.99
00:00:44.300 Get out of my vehicle now.
00:00:46.300 Yo, Evo woman with the 25. 1.00
00:00:48.300 Hey, thank you so much, Evo woman.
00:00:50.300 I appreciate you. 0.97
00:00:51.300 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:00:52.800 Why y'all saying, mom? 1.00
00:00:53.800 You got a fucking taser in my head, so now I have a gut. 1.00
00:00:55.300 You're a fucking head. 1.00
00:00:56.300 All right. 1.00
00:00:57.300 I need to pull the fuck over. 1.00
00:00:58.800 You have a fucking taser to my head. 1.00
00:00:59.800 I have a fucking gun to your head now, bitch. 1.00
00:01:00.800 And I don't want to your head. 1.00
00:01:01.800 What's up?
00:01:02.800 What's that?
00:01:03.800 What's up? 1.00
00:01:04.800 I got a gun to your head, nigga. 1.00
00:01:08.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:09.800 Yo, Evo. 0.99
00:01:10.800 Please, God damn it. 0.99
00:01:11.800 Please, please. 0.99
00:01:12.800 Another.
00:01:13.800 Yo.
00:01:14.800 Yo, Evo. 0.99
00:01:15.800 You're a goat. 0.98
00:01:16.300 Thank you so much. 0.98
00:01:17.300 LMAO.
00:01:18.300 Don't trust them.
00:01:19.300 I'm not mommy.
00:01:20.300 Don't trust them.
00:01:21.300 Do not trust them.
00:01:22.300 It's okay if you're not a mom.
00:01:23.300 It's okay.
00:01:24.300 I mean, it's okay if you are a mom is what I'm saying.
00:01:25.300 Are you a mom? 1.00
00:01:26.300 Are you a mother fucker? 1.00
00:01:27.300 Get out the car with your hands fucking up. 1.00
00:01:28.800 Hands up. 1.00
00:01:29.800 Hands up.
00:01:30.800 Hands up, officer. 0.99
00:01:31.800 Get the fuck up. 1.00
00:01:32.800 Get the fuck up. 1.00
00:01:33.800 Yo. 0.99
00:01:34.800 You heard what he said. 1.00
00:01:35.800 Put your fucking hands up. 1.00
00:01:36.800 Yo, Evo again? 1.00
00:01:37.800 That's a hundred, I think.
00:01:38.800 Please, son.
00:01:39.800 I have a while.
00:01:40.800 Yo, W mommy in the chat. 0.98
00:01:41.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:42.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:43.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:44.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:45.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:46.800 I'm not mommy.
00:01:47.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:48.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:49.800 I'm not mommy.
00:01:50.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:51.800 Don't trust them.
00:01:52.800 Hey, son.
00:01:53.800 I have a while.
00:01:54.800 Yo, W mommy in the chat. 1.00
00:01:56.800 Bitch, get out the car, man. 1.00
00:01:58.800 Yo, police officer. 1.00
00:01:59.800 You didn't see that.
00:02:00.800 I guess it's just me and you, David.
00:02:02.800 Listen, how about this?
00:02:03.800 Can we work some out?
00:02:04.800 Can I perform CPR?
00:02:05.800 Can I perform CPR?
00:02:06.800 I'm scared.
00:02:07.800 Can I perform CPR?
00:02:08.800 Get him, David. 1.00
00:02:09.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:10.800 Santa! 1.00
00:02:11.800 Can I perform CPR?
00:02:13.800 You're my little elf now, all right? 1.00
00:02:15.800 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:16.800 Come over here. 1.00
00:02:17.800 We have a clue.
00:02:18.800 Santa!
00:02:19.800 I said, listen, son.
00:02:20.800 I was going to help your buddy out perform CPR.
00:02:22.800 Huh.
00:02:23.800 I'm scared.
00:02:24.800 I don't want to do this.
00:02:25.800 Please, son.
00:02:26.800 I got wife and kids, please.
00:02:27.800 Please do not hurt me.
00:02:28.800 I'm not going to kill you. 0.98
00:02:29.800 I'm not going to kill you. 0.97
00:02:30.800 Don't worry.
00:02:31.800 Please. 1.00
00:02:32.800 Get the fuck in the car. 1.00
00:02:33.800 We got to take him somewhere. 1.00
00:02:34.800 Santa!
00:02:35.800 I can't do this, Santa! 1.00
00:02:36.800 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:02:37.800 Do you want to be on the naughty or nice list, motherfucker? 1.00
00:02:38.800 You do what I tell us. 1.00
00:02:39.800 I'll give you anything for Christmas.
00:02:40.800 Ho, ho, ho. 1.00
00:02:41.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:42.800 What do you guys want? 1.00
00:02:43.800 I'm willing to comply here.
00:02:44.800 Nope.
00:02:45.800 We don't want anything, all right? 1.00
00:02:46.800 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:47.800 We don't want anything. 1.00
00:02:48.800 I can't, Santa. 0.99
00:02:49.800 You don't want fucking- 0.99
00:02:50.800 Hey, David. 0.99
00:02:51.800 It's okay, all right?
00:02:52.800 I'll make sure.
00:02:53.800 I've never done this.
00:02:54.800 You get what you want for-
00:02:55.800 What do we-
00:02:56.800 What do you want?
00:02:57.800 What-
00:02:58.800 We're taking the-
00:02:59.800 This is- Welcome to the North Pole.
00:03:01.800 Come here.
00:03:02.800 I'm not-
00:03:03.800 Listen, I'm not going to kill you, okay?
00:03:10.800 Yup.
00:03:11.800 This is the North Pole while Santa makes his toys, all right?
00:03:14.800 Let's go.
00:03:15.800 Come over here.
00:03:16.800 Santa, I don't know if I can-
00:03:17.800 Santa. 1.00
00:03:18.800 Holy shit, is this Frank Krueger's fucking dungeon? 1.00
00:03:20.800 Huh. 1.00
00:03:21.800 Santa, this is Santa's fucking- 0.99
00:03:22.800 No. 1.00
00:03:23.800 Oh, god damn. 1.00
00:03:24.800 I've seen his ass in my nightmares. 1.00
00:03:26.800 Come here, you're so- 1.00
00:03:27.800 Mr. David, you listen to me. 0.99
00:03:29.800 I'll get you anything for fucking Christmas, right? 1.00
00:03:32.800 Are you drunk, Santa? 1.00
00:03:33.800 What's going on? 1.00
00:03:34.800 Fuck no. 1.00
00:03:35.800 Santa's never drunk, man. 1.00
00:03:36.800 Listen, listen, guys.
00:03:37.800 I'm not willing to go-
00:03:38.800 Yo, Evo, you've been going crazy.
00:03:40.800 Thank you, Evo woman.
00:03:41.800 No, Evo, thank you so much. 0.99
00:03:42.800 W, Evo in the fucking chat. 0.99
00:03:43.800 Evo, what's the special occasion? 1.00
00:03:44.800 How many kids do you have?
00:03:45.800 I've got two.
00:03:46.800 I've got a-
00:03:47.800 I've got a son named Donovan, and I've got a, you know, a daughter named Lily.
00:04:00.800 Hey, do you have any, uh, guys that are over 18 that you can introduce me to?
00:04:04.800 Hey, yo.
00:04:05.800 Guys, uh-
00:04:06.800 What?
00:04:07.800 Uh, wait.
00:04:11.800 Wait. 0.99
00:04:12.800 Does Santa got fucking magical powers? 1.00
00:04:14.800 Ha ha ha. 1.00
00:04:15.800 Where the fuck is Santa? 1.00
00:04:16.800 I can't do this. 0.99
00:04:17.800 I- I don't know if I could do this.
00:04:19.800 Please, please don't, please.
00:04:21.800 No, no, please, please.
00:04:23.800 What do I do?
00:04:24.800 Listen to me, son.
00:04:25.800 Just- just let me-
00:04:26.800 I'll give you anything you want now.
00:04:28.800 Anything?
00:04:29.800 Anything.
00:04:32.800 Take off your pants.
00:04:34.800 Uh.
00:04:35.800 Do it! 1.00
00:04:36.800 Oh, goddamn, please. 1.00
00:04:44.800 Don't tell anybody. 0.99
00:04:45.800 Wha-
00:04:46.800 Okay, you can put them back on.
00:04:49.800 Okay.
00:04:50.800 Alright, w- can you actually cut me a deal?
00:04:52.800 I- I don't wanna go away.
00:04:53.800 I don't wanna go to prison.
00:04:54.800 Listen, listen, listen.
00:04:55.800 We're willing to negotiate here.
00:04:57.800 Just please, just do not do anything.
00:04:59.800 We could talk about this, son.
00:05:00.800 Please.
00:05:01.800 Okay, what do I do?
00:05:02.800 What do I do?
00:05:03.800 Alright, so what- what do you- what do you want?
00:05:05.800 That's the first- we're gonna start there.
00:05:06.800 What do you want?
00:05:07.800 I don't know.
00:05:08.800 I- I just don't wanna go to jail.
00:05:09.800 I- I don't wanna be in trouble.
00:05:11.800 Listen, you're not gonna go to jail, son, alright?
00:05:14.800 Just- please, just let me go scot-free.
00:05:16.800 What do you want?
00:05:17.800 You want money?
00:05:18.800 You want- you want- you know, any- you kinda- you got any kind of criminal charges on you? 0.99
00:05:21.800 Do you want those fucking wipes? 1.00
00:05:22.800 Cause I can get that shit wiped for ya. 1.00
00:05:24.800 Uh- 1.00
00:05:25.800 You want- you want weed?
00:05:26.800 You want what?
00:05:27.800 Uh- I- I'll take- I'll take a- uh- fifty thousand-
00:05:31.800 Fifty thousand-
00:05:33.800 No!
00:05:34.800 Santa!
00:05:35.800 Santa! 0.98
00:05:52.800 Oh, I thought I killed you there!
00:05:56.800 Hello? 0.96
00:06:05.800 Hello? 1.00
00:06:08.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:06:09.800 Why is the shit glitching? 1.00
00:06:23.800 Hold up. 1.00
00:06:28.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:06:33.800 Hello? 1.00
00:06:34.800 You can see me?
00:06:35.800 I can see and hear you ask.
00:06:36.800 What happened?
00:06:37.800 Alright, alright.
00:06:38.800 I was calling you to come over here.
00:06:39.800 Why?
00:06:41.800 I need to talk to you.
00:06:42.800 Look. 1.00
00:06:43.800 Look, this fucking cop. 1.00
00:06:44.800 He's been on my dick forever. 1.00
00:06:46.800 He's been on the naughty list for about two years, alright? 1.00
00:06:48.800 You know what I did when I went to his house?
00:06:50.800 I-
00:06:51.800 His daughter...
00:06:53.800 Left cookies for me. 1.00
00:06:54.800 I ate the cookies and then fucked his wife. 1.00
00:06:57.800 Alright? 1.00
00:06:58.800 That's what he got for Christmas. 1.00
00:06:59.800 And he's been on my ass... 1.00
00:07:02.800 Since three fucking years. 1.00
00:07:03.800 I want him dead. 1.00
00:07:04.800 I want his wife. 1.00
00:07:05.800 I'm in love.
00:07:06.800 I need a new Mrs. Claus. 1.00
00:07:07.800 Okay, so what do we do with him? 1.00
00:07:10.800 We throw him off into a fucking lava pit. 1.00
00:07:12.800 Oh, no. 1.00
00:07:13.800 Please don't do that.
00:07:14.800 Wait, officer.
00:07:15.800 Please.
00:07:16.800 Wait, officer.
00:07:17.800 Please. 0.99
00:07:18.800 God damn it. 1.00
00:07:19.800 I told you, Santa. 0.99
00:07:20.800 No one.
00:07:21.800 Please.
00:07:22.800 I'll give you the $50,000 you want.
00:07:24.800 Look, David.
00:07:25.800 You get anything.
00:07:26.800 You get anything for Christmas.
00:07:27.800 You can get that.
00:07:28.800 Anything?
00:07:29.800 Listen, I'll give you $100,000.
00:07:30.800 $100,000.
00:07:31.800 Look, look, look.
00:07:32.800 Santa, will you get me a girlfriend?
00:07:33.800 No.
00:07:34.800 Look, David.
00:07:35.800 What I saw on your Christmas list was an inflatable sex doll with a built-in Bluetooth surround
00:07:43.800 sound, and it's an animatronic. 1.00
00:07:46.800 That was on your fucking Christmas list, so I got you. 0.99
00:07:50.800 Okay, uh, can you get me a girlfriend? 1.00
00:07:55.800 I can get you one. 1.00
00:07:57.800 Okay, you're dead now. 0.98
00:07:58.800 Come on. 0.88
00:07:59.800 No!
00:08:00.800 Please don't.
00:08:01.800 Please don't. 1.00
00:08:02.800 Officer, I haven't had pussy in years. 1.00
00:08:03.800 Listen, I understand you haven't had pussy, but I can get you some pussy. 1.00
00:08:07.800 Don't do this, please. 1.00
00:08:08.800 Wrong one! 0.93
00:08:09.800 AHHHHH!
00:08:13.800 AHHHHH! 1.00
00:08:16.800 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
00:08:18.800 Eat stroke! 1.00
00:08:19.800 Okay.
00:08:22.800 Please, please don't.
00:08:23.800 I have kids.
00:08:24.800 Please. 1.00
00:08:25.800 Officer, I need pussy. 1.00
00:08:26.800 Listen, I can get you pussy. 1.00
00:08:28.800 Her name is Ash Cash. 1.00
00:08:29.800 She's a girl going around the city, giving all kinds of fucking blow, all kinds of fucking 1.00
00:08:35.800 shit. 1.00
00:08:36.800 Just don't do this. 1.00
00:08:37.800 I have direct contact with her.
00:08:38.800 Please do not do this.
00:08:39.800 I want to negotiate with you, please.
00:08:41.800 How about, hold on.
00:08:43.800 Negotiate. 1.00
00:08:44.800 How about you make us, uh, give us a shit to rob Big Bang? 0.99
00:08:47.800 Thermite hacking device. 0.99
00:08:48.800 You know?
00:08:49.800 We'll let you go.
00:08:50.800 The only thing I have is, uh, is an AR-15.
00:08:54.800 Mr. David, should we get the AR-15 from him and hit the Big Bang?
00:09:00.800 It's up to you, man.
00:09:01.800 How much money are we talking if we could do that?
00:09:03.800 Pull that off?
00:09:04.800 70,000.
00:09:05.800 Is that good money? 0.98
00:09:06.800 I mean, I have 700,000, so that ain't shit. 0.97
00:09:09.800 Then no. 0.98
00:09:10.800 No.
00:09:11.800 Noooooooooooo! 0.98
00:09:12.800 Nooooo.
00:09:13.800 Wait.
00:09:15.800 No!
00:09:16.800 Duuuuuuuuut! 0.61
00:09:17.800 Oh no!
00:09:20.800 Oh my… 1.00
00:09:22.800 That's so fucking stupid! 1.00
00:09:23.800 Oh shit! 1.00
00:09:27.800 Hello? 1.00
00:09:28.800 Yo! 1.00
00:09:30.800 Hello?
00:09:32.800 Yup.
00:09:33.800 Yep.
00:09:35.860 Where's Santa?
00:09:37.660 I don't know where Santa is.
00:09:38.780 We couldn't find him.
00:09:40.020 Please.
00:09:41.280 I didn't do anything, sir.
00:09:48.920 Sir, hold on.
00:09:50.040 Hold on.
00:09:50.480 You sit tight right quick, sir.
00:09:51.980 Sit tight right quick.
00:10:03.800 Ivo, why are you going so crazy, bro?
00:10:10.820 I hear a car.
00:10:12.680 Please, please, please, please.
00:10:14.520 Santa.
00:10:16.440 Bandit.
00:10:19.260 Santa.
00:10:21.580 I need a car bad, chat.
00:10:22.900 I need a car really bad, chat.
00:10:32.520 Help! 0.98
00:10:33.800 Get out of the vehicle.
00:10:56.840 Get out of the vehicle.
00:10:59.320 You will be tased. 0.94
00:11:00.980 Attacker.
00:11:01.620 Hands up.
00:11:03.640 Hands up.
00:11:04.520 Okay.
00:11:05.160 Okay.
00:11:05.800 Okay.
00:11:13.800 I ain't do...
00:11:14.720 I'm putting the gun away.
00:11:15.760 Put the gun away.
00:11:16.640 Put the gun away.
00:11:17.260 Put that weapon away.
00:11:18.140 I ain't do nothing.
00:11:19.700 My bad.
00:11:19.980 My bad.
00:11:20.300 My bad.
00:11:22.780 Bro.
00:11:23.180 Oh, my bad, sir.
00:11:29.920 You have the right to remain silenced.
00:11:31.160 Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
00:11:33.640 You have the right to an attorney.
00:11:35.140 You cannot afford one.
00:11:35.900 One will be appointed to.
00:11:36.800 Do you understand your laws at this time?
00:11:37.800 Is he getting arrested or detained?
00:11:38.940 Wait, what does that mean, evil one?
00:11:40.140 Sir.
00:11:42.060 Please.
00:11:42.540 Let me go.
00:11:43.140 Please.
00:11:43.360 I didn't do anything.
00:11:44.720 Why were you running away after the boiler room?
00:11:46.880 Hold on.
00:11:47.260 Because I was scared.
00:11:48.620 I woke up nervous.
00:11:49.740 I didn't know what was going on.
00:11:50.940 Um, nothing.
00:11:51.820 I have a question.
00:11:52.520 Yes.