Adin Live - May 06, 2023


Adin Ross Visits A JAPANESE PETTING ZOO


Episode Stats

Length

28 minutes

Words per Minute

139.62169

Word Count

4,040

Sentence Count

594

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

In this episode we talk about the sloppers, the owls, and Jizzy Drake. We also talk about a lot of other cool shit. We hope you enjoy this episode, sit back, relax, and have a nice drink.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 our
00:00:30.000 I'm so busted. Okay, what's the challenge below?
00:00:41.600 Do it we're gonna see are we gonna
00:00:53.740 Are we good
00:01:00.000 That's a peak I mean, bro, what the hell
00:01:19.040 Wait we put our hands in
00:01:23.740 Different times
00:01:25.740 Hey buddy, you can't touch him, right?
00:01:42.340 I'm an American Jew
00:01:44.340 Okay, I know you don't understand me, but you're a human being just like me. I know we connect. I know
00:01:53.620 It's crazy. I'm in fucking Japan for a reason, bro. It's crazy
00:01:58.660 America you come to America. I'll take you a good time. You got brown eyes and every single shit like that in my life
00:02:04.520 Hey, holy fuck you're a Japanese fucking animal from Japan crazy shit
00:02:14.220 Bro, what the hell is that?
00:02:18.920 Bro
00:02:20.920 You might as well buy me one of these
00:02:25.340 Jesus Christ
00:02:28.640 He's so cute, but these things are so cute
00:02:37.180 What is that? Oh my god, are you gonna fly baby?
00:02:42.020 What's wrong?
00:02:44.020 Damn he just dropped a big ass
00:02:49.560 Bro, his pupils are huge
00:02:51.060 He looks like he just did some coke
00:02:53.280 Oh my god
00:03:00.780 You're like the Avengers
00:03:07.400 He don't like me?
00:03:09.400 He's gonna fuck you up, bro
00:03:11.400 He's not funny with you right now
00:03:12.400 What's up?
00:03:13.400 Over yo
00:03:14.400 Shout out to Jizzy Drake
00:03:16.400 They do not like me
00:03:18.400 They look mean to the mark
00:03:20.400 What's wrong?
00:03:22.400 Whoa, what is that, a pig?
00:03:24.400 Hey
00:03:26.400 I'll turn it into some bacon
00:03:28.400 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm only joking
00:03:31.400 I'm kidding, I'm only joking
00:03:33.400 I'm kidding, I'm only joking
00:03:35.400 I'm only joking
00:03:39.400 Yo, that's sad
00:03:43.400 That's sad
00:03:47.400 What's up, buddy, are you okay?
00:03:51.400 The sloppers went to sleep, look at that shit
00:03:53.400 You can own a sloppers in Japan
00:03:57.400 You can own a sloppers in Japan
00:03:59.400 You wanna feed some?
00:04:00.400 You wanna feed some?
00:04:01.400 Please let me feed some, yes
00:04:03.400 What is this up here?
00:04:05.400 They're so cute, bro
00:04:07.400 Can we touch their head?
00:04:09.400 Yo
00:04:11.400 This sloppers
00:04:13.400 What the hell
00:04:15.400 It is?
00:04:17.400 I'm scared to touch it
00:04:19.400 Do it
00:04:21.400 He's looking at me
00:04:23.400 The sloppers
00:04:25.400 Whoa
00:04:27.400 Dude, what the
00:04:29.400 You're good at touching
00:04:31.400 A sand cap
00:04:33.400 We're good at
00:04:34.400 Can I touch his head or no?
00:04:35.400 Yeah, you can touch
00:04:36.400 What's behind you?
00:04:37.400 Oh, hello, buddy
00:04:38.400 He going crazy behind you
00:04:39.400 Touch it first, I'm scared
00:04:41.400 He going crazy
00:04:42.400 The saw
00:04:44.400 He turned on you
00:04:48.400 There's gonna be staring
00:04:50.400 There's gonna be weird as fuck
00:04:52.400 Oh, shit, Mo
00:04:54.400 Why are you so far, bro?
00:04:56.400 Why is he looking at me like that?
00:05:00.400 You're good at me like that
00:05:02.400 You're good at me like that
00:05:04.400 You're good at me like that
00:05:05.400 Fuck you, B-Loo
00:05:06.400 B-Loo crazy
00:05:08.400 Oh
00:05:10.400 What happened?
00:05:12.400 What happened?
00:05:14.400 I was just like a jerk
00:05:15.400 I was talking to him
00:05:16.400 I was talking to him
00:05:17.400 I was talking to him
00:05:18.400 Bro, holy shit
00:05:19.400 Shit
00:05:23.400 Yo, B-Loo
00:05:24.400 Come touch his head
00:05:25.400 No, fuck that
00:05:26.400 He ain't no audience to do that shit
00:05:27.400 Oh
00:05:28.400 Shit
00:05:30.400 Bro, what the hell is going on?
00:05:33.400 Well, these different types
00:05:34.400 The owl is crazy, bro
00:05:36.400 Oh, fuck no
00:05:39.400 Yeah
00:05:40.400 What the hell?
00:05:41.400 Yeah, they're trying to like
00:05:42.400 Get out of America
00:05:45.400 Oh my god
00:05:46.400 I just wanna
00:05:48.400 I just wanna
00:05:50.400 We got you some food for the owls
00:05:52.400 Owls?
00:05:53.400 Yeah
00:05:54.400 Okay, let me feed you
00:05:55.400 Hey
00:05:56.400 Eat baby, eat
00:06:00.400 Eat it
00:06:04.400 Eat it
00:06:05.400 It's your food
00:06:06.400 Come on
00:06:07.400 I'm gonna feed all of you guys
00:06:08.400 Eat it
00:06:09.400 I'm gonna let go when you eat it, you know
00:06:12.400 Hey, what's your name?
00:06:14.400 You got it?
00:06:15.400 Oh, nice
00:06:16.400 Alright, let me feed you over here
00:06:17.400 You want some food?
00:06:18.400 Oh
00:06:19.400 You're a vicious boy
00:06:21.400 It's yours
00:06:22.400 Just bite it
00:06:23.400 There you go
00:06:25.400 Good boy
00:06:26.400 What do they eat?
00:06:27.400 What kind of food is this?
00:06:28.400 Come on, eat that
00:06:29.400 I know you want that
00:06:30.400 You look like you want some of this
00:06:31.400 I know
00:06:32.400 It's raw chicken
00:06:34.400 You want some?
00:06:35.400 You want some?
00:06:36.400 Come on, eat that
00:06:37.400 I know you want that
00:06:38.400 You look like you want some of this
00:06:39.400 I know
00:06:40.400 It's raw chicken
00:06:41.400 It's raw chicken
00:06:42.400 You want some?
00:06:43.400 Come on
00:06:44.400 I know you want to eat some food
00:06:45.400 Oh
00:06:47.400 You're a good boy
00:06:48.400 You're a good boy
00:06:49.400 I know
00:06:50.400 Why you look at
00:06:51.400 I'm
00:06:52.400 Do you not want food?
00:06:53.400 Ain't what?
00:06:54.400 He got a small
00:06:55.400 You done dropped it bro
00:06:56.400 Fuck I know
00:06:57.400 And does he want some?
00:06:59.400 Yeah, if you put it close to his mouth
00:07:00.400 Yeah, I have a big piece for you
00:07:05.400 Eat it
00:07:06.400 Bro, you already got some of this now bro
00:07:08.400 Okay, you don't want any more?
00:07:09.400 You want somebody?
00:07:10.400 Come here
00:07:11.400 Oh, I'm scared of that guy
00:07:12.400 He looks crazy
00:07:13.400 Yeah, this guy looks crazy
00:07:16.400 Yo!
00:07:17.400 Fuck no!
00:07:20.400 Bro, Beeloo, he's all the crazy shit
00:07:23.400 Bro, Beeloo
00:07:24.400 Oh
00:07:26.400 This thing wants to kill us
00:07:28.400 You want some food or no?
00:07:30.400 What the?
00:07:32.400 Oh
00:07:33.400 Oh
00:07:34.400 Hell no!
00:07:35.400 You want some food or no?
00:07:37.400 No?
00:07:38.400 You don't want any food?
00:07:39.400 Okay
00:07:40.400 Alright
00:07:41.400 Hey, Aiden
00:07:42.400 Yeah
00:07:43.400 The sound is scaring him bro
00:07:44.400 Oh
00:07:45.400 You gotta be quiet
00:07:46.400 Shhh
00:07:47.400 He don't want none
00:07:48.400 Go to the next one
00:07:49.400 Okay, next one
00:07:50.400 Shhh
00:07:51.400 Oh shit
00:07:52.400 He's feisty, Beeloo
00:07:53.400 Look at his eyes
00:07:54.400 I know, Beeloo
00:07:55.400 He wants some, he wants some eyes
00:07:57.400 Aww
00:07:59.400 No
00:08:00.400 I know, I know Beeloo
00:08:01.400 Fuck
00:08:02.400 No
00:08:03.400 My guy, you suck bro
00:08:05.400 He's eating all
00:08:06.400 Eat it, put it in your mouth
00:08:07.400 Come on
00:08:08.400 Put it in your
00:08:09.400 I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a child abusive
00:08:11.400 Now he mad now
00:08:12.400 I know he's mad
00:08:13.400 Fuck
00:08:14.400 Okay, can you eat this?
00:08:15.400 I feel bad
00:08:16.400 You got some in your...
00:08:17.400 Beeloo, oh my god
00:08:18.400 I'm fucking up
00:08:19.400 What happened?
00:08:20.400 They're so cute bro
00:08:21.400 Eat a little piece
00:08:22.400 Here a little piece
00:08:23.400 You don't want some?
00:08:24.400 I feel bad
00:08:25.400 I'm sorry baby
00:08:26.400 Aww
00:08:27.400 Aww
00:08:28.400 You got some
00:08:29.400 You don't really want none
00:08:30.400 Nah, he knocked this shit off
00:08:32.400 Do you want some or no?
00:08:33.400 You want...
00:08:34.400 You do want some?
00:08:35.400 Okay
00:08:36.400 Here
00:08:37.400 I know you were trying to like
00:08:39.400 Whoa there
00:08:40.400 Here, I know you don't like noise
00:08:41.400 But here's some meat
00:08:42.400 Eat it
00:08:43.400 Eat it
00:08:44.400 It's good for you
00:08:45.400 He ain't fucking with it
00:08:46.400 Eh, you really don't want it?
00:08:47.400 Yeah, nah
00:08:48.400 Alright
00:08:49.400 Oh
00:08:50.400 Eh, you suck that
00:08:51.400 Bro
00:08:52.400 Bro, eh, he sucked it
00:08:54.400 Yeah, he know he almost hit your hand
00:08:55.400 You keep playing with it
00:08:56.400 Really?
00:08:57.400 You keep playing with it
00:08:58.400 That's a demon right there, chap
00:09:00.400 Yeah
00:09:01.400 He done told you three times
00:09:02.400 He ain't with it
00:09:03.400 Yo
00:09:08.400 What up?
00:09:09.400 I'm about to free all the animals, bro
00:09:10.400 You are?
00:09:11.400 Fuck
00:09:12.400 You gonna free them?
00:09:13.400 How far can they come out?
00:09:14.400 He's mad
00:09:15.400 How far can they come out?
00:09:16.400 How far can they come out?
00:09:17.400 Is that a sloth, Jordan?
00:09:18.400 That's a weird cat
00:09:19.400 Like, no sin
00:09:20.400 Hold on
00:09:21.400 Chat
00:09:22.400 Free all animals, man
00:09:23.400 Cruelty, you know
00:09:24.400 Ask her how far can they come out?
00:09:25.400 I agree, bro
00:09:26.400 We should free them
00:09:27.400 I know
00:09:28.400 I'm scared of someone
00:09:29.400 I ain't gonna lie
00:09:30.400 Look at my girl
00:09:32.400 Yo, look at these guys
00:09:33.400 They're white, bro
00:09:34.400 You guys are white
00:09:38.400 You guys are dating?
00:09:39.400 Are you the boy or
00:09:41.400 You're the half of the girl
00:09:42.400 You're the girl
00:09:43.400 You give the pussy up?
00:09:44.400 Okay
00:09:45.400 You're the guy
00:09:46.400 You give the fuck
00:09:47.400 Okay, nice
00:09:48.400 That's your son
00:09:49.400 I know
00:09:50.400 Nice to meet you
00:09:51.400 He can reach him though
00:09:52.400 Little boy, I know
00:09:53.400 If he come up, he can reach him
00:09:54.400 Good father
00:09:55.400 Keep raising your boy
00:09:56.400 You're alright
00:09:57.400 See, look
00:09:58.400 Holy moly
00:09:59.400 This is crazy
00:10:01.400 What is that?
00:10:04.400 What the fuck is that?
00:10:06.400 Bro, this sloth is so cute, chat
00:10:10.400 Is he cute, chat?
00:10:11.400 Look at him sleep
00:10:12.400 Those two fights
00:10:14.400 Bro, this is sad
00:10:16.400 They have beef
00:10:17.400 They have beef
00:10:18.400 They have beef
00:10:19.400 He's so cute
00:10:22.400 Can we free them or no?
00:10:24.400 No, they're gonna fight right here
00:10:25.400 They're gonna fight?
00:10:26.400 What?
00:10:27.400 They're gonna fight fight?
00:10:28.400 They're gonna fight fight?
00:10:29.400 Shit
00:10:30.400 Do they ever get home?
00:10:31.400 You could buy them, right?
00:10:32.400 How much is 800,000 yen?
00:10:33.400 How much is that?
00:10:34.400 Yeah, 8,000?
00:10:35.400 Wow
00:10:36.400 This one's 15 bands
00:10:37.400 This one's 15 bands
00:10:38.400 For what?
00:10:39.400 For the owl
00:10:40.400 For the owl
00:10:41.400 For the owl
00:10:42.400 This one?
00:10:43.400 Wow
00:10:44.400 $15,000 for an owl
00:10:57.400 For the owl?
00:10:58.400 This one?
00:10:59.400 Yeah.
00:11:00.400 Wow.
00:11:01.400 $15,000 for an owl, Chad.
00:11:03.400 Are y'all buying it, Chad?
00:11:04.400 Yes or no?
00:11:05.400 That's insane, dude.
00:11:08.400 Who you like in the fight, dude?
00:11:11.400 What if I buy one and let one free me?
00:11:13.400 Oh, here we go.
00:11:14.400 Here we go.
00:11:15.400 He's trying to get out of it.
00:11:17.400 Man, I feel bad.
00:11:18.400 I can't free any of these animals.
00:11:20.400 No, they're pets.
00:11:21.400 They're pets.
00:11:22.400 Does anyone actually buy them?
00:11:24.400 Oh, yeah.
00:11:26.400 Yeah.
00:11:27.400 I feel bad, Ian.
00:11:28.400 I feel like he works more.
00:11:29.400 What do you think about the chicken?
00:11:30.400 I'll pee, but I feel like...
00:11:31.400 Wait, should I buy one and let me free him?
00:11:32.400 No, bro.
00:11:33.400 No, stop thinking like that.
00:11:34.400 Okay.
00:11:35.400 It's not like that, no.
00:11:36.400 Cause you gotta look at you like...
00:11:37.400 They're so cute, bro.
00:11:40.400 I know.
00:11:41.400 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:42.400 Wait, wait.
00:11:43.400 Wait, wait.
00:11:44.400 Wait.
00:11:45.400 Wait.
00:11:46.400 Wait.
00:11:47.400 Wait.
00:11:48.400 Wait.
00:11:49.400 Wait.
00:11:50.400 Wait.
00:11:51.400 Wait.
00:11:52.400 Wait.
00:11:53.400 Wait.
00:11:54.400 Wait.
00:11:55.400 Wait.
00:11:56.400 Wait.
00:11:57.400 Wait.
00:11:58.400 Wait.
00:11:59.400 Wait.
00:12:00.400 Wait.
00:12:01.400 Wait.
00:12:02.400 Wait.
00:12:03.400 So cute.
00:12:04.400 He was looking at me crazy.
00:12:05.400 He bucked.
00:12:06.400 I love you.
00:12:07.400 I love you.
00:12:08.400 I'm really sorry.
00:12:09.400 I swear.
00:12:10.400 If I could free you...
00:12:11.400 Listen, look at me.
00:12:12.400 Just look at me real quick.
00:12:13.400 If I could free you, I would do it.
00:12:14.400 I know I'm drunk.
00:12:15.400 I don't care.
00:12:16.400 No, but listen, I know.
00:12:17.400 He's like, what's up?
00:12:18.400 No, but if I could free you, I would do it.
00:12:19.400 Are you too close, bro?
00:12:20.400 No?
00:12:21.400 Too close?
00:12:22.400 Okay.
00:12:23.400 Oh.
00:12:24.400 And they're gonna fight?
00:12:25.400 Get active.
00:12:26.400 Uh-oh.
00:12:27.400 Get active.
00:12:28.400 Yes, sir.
00:12:29.400 Oh, yeah.
00:12:30.400 Get active.
00:12:31.400 Oh, yeah.
00:12:33.400 They gonna get some smoke in a minute.
00:12:36.400 I ain't gonna count.
00:12:37.400 Yeah.
00:12:38.400 They're about to get into it?
00:12:39.400 They're about to get into it, bro.
00:12:43.400 It's crazy, Chad.
00:12:45.400 This sloth is so cute to me, bro.
00:12:48.400 Does it hurt?
00:12:50.400 Does it hurt them or no?
00:12:52.400 Does it hurt when they bite you?
00:12:54.400 It does?
00:12:55.400 It hurts?
00:12:56.400 They're strong.
00:12:57.400 They're strong.
00:12:58.400 Which bite is worse?
00:12:59.400 Is that one or two feet?
00:13:00.400 Yeah.
00:13:01.400 They're strong.
00:13:02.400 They're strong.
00:13:03.400 Which bite is worse?
00:13:04.400 Is that one or two feet?
00:13:05.400 Which bite is worse?
00:13:06.400 Is that one or two hands?
00:13:09.400 This one hurts?
00:13:10.400 It looks like that one will hurt more, though.
00:13:12.400 Which bite is worse?
00:13:13.400 Is this one or this one?
00:13:14.400 In that one.
00:13:15.400 Huh?
00:13:18.400 That one?
00:13:19.400 Is he stronger than him?
00:13:21.400 I know.
00:13:22.400 Listen, I'm a human being just like you.
00:13:24.400 You're a human.
00:13:25.400 I feel like I should free you.
00:13:27.400 You're making eye contact with me.
00:13:29.400 I don't care if I'm drunk.
00:13:30.400 You're looking at me.
00:13:31.400 You know what's going on here.
00:13:32.400 You want to get free?
00:13:33.400 You want to get free?
00:13:34.400 Give me a signal if you want to get free.
00:13:35.400 I'll free you.
00:13:36.400 I'll buy you.
00:13:37.400 What are you?
00:13:38.400 $41,000?
00:13:39.400 Holy fuck.
00:13:40.400 You're expensive, dude.
00:13:42.400 You're $4,000.
00:13:43.400 Don't wink at me like that.
00:13:44.400 You're $4,000.
00:13:46.400 I don't care.
00:13:47.400 Tell me.
00:13:48.400 You want me to get free?
00:13:49.400 I'll free you.
00:13:50.400 Do you want me to free you?
00:13:51.400 I'll do it.
00:13:52.400 Give me a signal.
00:13:53.400 A wink.
00:13:54.400 A blink.
00:13:55.400 Something.
00:13:56.400 Now.
00:13:57.400 You want to get free?
00:13:58.400 What's your name?
00:13:59.400 Are you a boy or a girl?
00:14:01.400 From him?
00:14:02.400 You're a boy.
00:14:03.400 Move your mouth.
00:14:04.400 What about him?
00:14:05.400 You're a girl.
00:14:07.400 Fuck.
00:14:08.400 You're from Japan, huh?
00:14:11.400 No.
00:14:12.400 Hey.
00:14:13.400 Hey.
00:14:14.400 Hey.
00:14:15.400 Hey.
00:14:16.400 How much is $42,000?
00:14:17.400 You see how she looks?
00:14:18.400 Chat.
00:14:19.400 I got you.
00:14:20.400 You look so sweet.
00:14:21.400 You deserve to be in the wild with your brothers and sisters.
00:14:23.400 I know.
00:14:24.400 I know.
00:14:25.400 I know.
00:14:26.400 I feel bad.
00:14:27.400 You're a beautiful owl.
00:14:28.400 I know you are too.
00:14:29.400 I know.
00:14:30.400 I know.
00:14:31.400 You're the most expensive one.
00:14:32.400 Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:33.400 How much are you?
00:14:34.400 Jordan.
00:14:35.400 Yeah, Jordan.
00:14:36.400 Don't do it.
00:14:37.400 Why?
00:14:38.400 This one's $5,000?
00:14:41.400 I like that one more.
00:14:43.400 This one's really connected to me.
00:14:45.400 This one's so sweet.
00:14:47.400 Yes, he does.
00:14:48.400 He loves me.
00:14:49.400 He's looking at me.
00:14:50.400 Jordan, don't do it.
00:14:51.400 Trust me, bro.
00:14:52.400 Trust me, bro.
00:14:53.400 You're so sweet.
00:14:54.400 Jordan, trust me, bro.
00:14:55.400 How are you looking at me?
00:14:56.400 I'm trying.
00:14:57.400 You're so sweet.
00:15:01.400 I can tell.
00:15:02.400 I would buy you if I lived in Japan.
00:15:04.400 I swear to God I would.
00:15:05.400 On my life I would.
00:15:06.400 I would make you my Japanese pet.
00:15:08.400 I swear to God.
00:15:09.400 I know you don't believe me.
00:15:11.400 Don't do that side eye.
00:15:12.400 Don't do that.
00:15:13.400 I would make you my Japanese pet.
00:15:15.400 I swear to God.
00:15:16.400 You know why?
00:15:17.400 Because you really connect with me.
00:15:18.400 You're looking at me.
00:15:19.400 You're gazing at my soul.
00:15:21.400 Right.
00:15:22.400 He's trying to sneak.
00:15:23.400 Make an amazing pet.
00:15:24.400 And I'm going to give you the best.
00:15:25.400 The best.
00:15:26.400 I know.
00:15:27.400 Don't.
00:15:28.400 I know.
00:15:29.400 How do I do it?
00:15:30.400 Do it all right?
00:15:32.400 Can I touch?
00:15:34.400 No.
00:15:35.400 Look, look, look, look.
00:15:37.400 I told you he wasn't paying attention.
00:15:38.400 Oh, shit.
00:15:39.400 He tried to get out on him.
00:15:40.400 He wasn't paying attention.
00:15:41.400 Oh, what's up, bitch?
00:15:42.400 They're beefing.
00:15:43.400 I told you.
00:15:44.400 Are you okay?
00:15:45.400 He turned his head.
00:15:46.400 Hold on.
00:15:47.400 Hold on.
00:15:48.400 Hold on.
00:15:49.400 He tried to get it right.
00:15:50.400 Oh.
00:15:51.400 Oh.
00:15:52.400 Oh.
00:15:53.400 Get active.
00:15:54.400 I need it.
00:15:55.400 He said, hold him back up so you can't get me.
00:15:58.400 Nah.
00:15:59.400 He wait till he turn his head.
00:16:00.400 Watch him.
00:16:01.400 Watch him.
00:16:02.400 Are you okay?
00:16:03.400 Oh, he's coming.
00:16:04.400 He's on.
00:16:05.400 Why don't they like each other?
00:16:06.400 Look.
00:16:07.400 He's looking at him now.
00:16:08.400 He ain't doing it.
00:16:09.400 Watch this.
00:16:10.400 Oh.
00:16:11.400 Oh, shit.
00:16:12.400 It's real beef right there.
00:16:13.400 Actual beef.
00:16:14.400 I got him.
00:16:15.400 He's crazier.
00:16:16.400 I got him.
00:16:17.400 He's crazier.
00:16:18.400 Man, he wants him.
00:16:19.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:20.400 You ain't got to do shit on me.
00:16:21.400 Are you okay?
00:16:22.400 He's so much thicker.
00:16:23.400 Look how he's looking at you.
00:16:24.400 I know, man.
00:16:25.400 He wants to like.
00:16:26.400 What the fuck?
00:16:27.400 He's about to turn left.
00:16:28.400 He's about to turn his head.
00:16:29.400 But if he's acting up.
00:16:30.400 He said you could try, but you can't really.
00:16:31.400 He said you could try, but you can't really.
00:16:33.400 What the hell?
00:16:46.400 Should I put my arm right now?
00:16:49.400 No, no.
00:16:50.400 No?
00:16:51.400 They already turned up.
00:16:52.400 Put your hand out.
00:16:53.400 No, they already turned up.
00:16:54.400 Oh, no, no, no.
00:16:55.400 She said don't do that.
00:16:56.400 Don't go.
00:16:58.400 She said on the head.
00:16:59.400 She said touch on the head.
00:17:02.400 See if you can put it on the head.
00:17:06.960 Beeloo's gonna get hit.
00:17:08.920 Man, he watching me too.
00:17:09.800 He's watching him.
00:17:13.520 He's sigh-atting Beeloo.
00:17:16.400 Beeloo, you gonna get hit?
00:17:17.760 Nah, hell no.
00:17:18.560 See, I'm good.
00:17:20.380 Oh, fuck.
00:17:21.300 I'm good.
00:17:25.980 He's chilling there, right?
00:17:29.800 Why did they leave, though?
00:17:30.820 He's really trying to get at him.
00:17:32.400 Why?
00:17:33.440 Look.
00:17:35.280 He's really trying to get at him.
00:17:37.060 Are you okay?
00:17:40.820 Hey, you.
00:17:43.860 He's crazy, bro.
00:17:45.840 I wonder what's up under that newspaper.
00:17:47.220 What?
00:17:48.780 Why?
00:17:49.220 He's the meanest one.
00:17:50.540 He's mean?
00:17:52.520 Look at his eyes.
00:17:53.900 He's looking at you now.
00:18:02.400 Aw, he likes you.
00:18:07.060 Very slow.
00:18:12.060 Do it.
00:18:14.860 You did it?
00:18:16.460 Very slow.
00:18:17.600 Like this?
00:18:20.380 Like this?
00:18:30.420 Like this?
00:18:31.680 Okay.
00:18:32.340 Like this?
00:18:34.300 I'm scared.
00:18:36.260 No?
00:18:37.060 No.
00:18:37.540 Hey, don't do it.
00:18:38.380 I'm going to do it.
00:18:39.740 I'm going to do it.
00:18:39.920 I'm going to follow you.
00:18:41.180 You do it one more time.
00:18:42.100 I'm going to watch you.
00:18:42.700 I'm going to follow you.
00:18:48.200 Oh.
00:18:50.280 Why does he turn on you like that?
00:18:54.900 See, you know how to do it.
00:18:55.700 I don't.
00:18:56.620 So if I move fast, he's going to bite me, right?
00:18:59.400 Yeah.
00:19:00.980 That's why I'm a little scary.
00:19:02.860 I don't know the speed to go at, bro.
00:19:06.140 Yeah, he's a little bit.
00:19:08.320 Right.
00:19:10.140 I had one on me, though.
00:19:11.780 Can you move my hand?
00:19:12.820 No, I'm doing that.
00:19:13.460 Can you move it?
00:19:15.240 Okay.
00:19:15.640 No, it was, it was, it wasn't a hawk.
00:19:19.280 It was, um.
00:19:19.840 His name was, uh, Ju-ju-ju-something.
00:19:26.600 Very nice.
00:19:27.360 I talked to him.
00:19:27.980 Yeah, he's nice.
00:19:29.280 All right.
00:19:29.740 I'm going to chill.
00:19:31.160 He doesn't want to be fucked with, bro.
00:19:34.560 You over here on the other hand, you're cute.
00:19:36.800 You're a beautiful owl.
00:19:38.360 Turn your head into 360.
00:19:40.740 Boy.
00:19:43.300 Hey, are you trying to hold one, bro?
00:19:45.200 Yeah, I'll hold one.
00:19:46.200 Fuck it.
00:19:47.560 Come on.
00:19:48.900 We're only in Japan.
00:19:50.160 Whoa.
00:19:50.860 Can I hold?
00:19:52.340 Can I hold it?
00:19:55.620 Oh, my God.
00:19:57.040 I don't know.
00:19:58.300 Chad, do I hold this or no?
00:19:59.940 Yo, Aiden.
00:20:00.960 Oh, yeah, it's a hawk.
00:20:02.860 I like this guy over here.
00:20:04.700 Yeah, can I hold him?
00:20:06.520 I like this sweet boy over here.
00:20:09.340 Whoa.
00:20:09.820 That's a good bio, right?
00:20:10.840 Yeah.
00:20:12.180 I can hold him?
00:20:12.960 He's going to give you a glove one second.
00:20:14.240 You, I know.
00:20:15.040 I remember you.
00:20:16.000 Because you were speaking there earlier.
00:20:17.520 You were communicating.
00:20:18.580 That was low communication.
00:20:19.400 You connect.
00:20:20.020 I connect with you.
00:20:20.980 If I live in Japan, I would get you in a second.
00:20:23.300 Like that.
00:20:23.460 He got active one time.
00:20:24.460 I can't hold that.
00:20:25.880 Right here.
00:20:26.940 Yeah.
00:20:27.840 Yeah.
00:20:28.460 He got here.
00:20:29.400 Left hand.
00:20:30.400 I was like, shit.
00:20:31.600 I had to look at him, bro.
00:20:40.120 This is going to be a fire flick.
00:20:41.420 Someone take this picture.
00:20:43.600 I was showing.
00:20:44.200 That's hard.
00:20:44.860 I was showing Dubai.
00:20:45.500 That was Dubai, yeah.
00:20:47.500 That was Dubai, yeah.
00:20:48.120 Yeah.
00:20:48.500 That was Dubai, yeah.
00:20:50.500 Yeah, it was an arm.
00:20:53.620 Over here, over here.
00:20:55.240 Look, look.
00:20:55.500 He biting on your arm.
00:20:57.220 Shit.
00:20:57.720 Yeah, camera time.
00:20:58.400 He's biting on you, yeah.
00:20:59.220 Look.
00:20:59.720 Shit.
00:21:00.220 Oh, you're coming to pop.
00:21:02.820 Oh, you're coming to pop.
00:21:08.640 Whoa.
00:21:10.060 Nah.
00:21:11.000 Ant.
00:21:11.780 I'm straight on that.
00:21:13.280 This way?
00:21:14.120 Okay.
00:21:14.440 Okay.
00:21:16.160 I'm straight on that, dude.
00:21:18.460 If he chewed to get active, you just, you just.
00:21:21.060 All right.
00:21:21.600 Oh, shit.
00:21:23.800 Bro, Ant.
00:21:25.380 Oh, my God.
00:21:27.280 Okay.
00:21:29.900 I'm chewing on that, yeah.
00:21:31.700 I got him.
00:21:32.820 Take a plit real quick.
00:21:39.180 No, no, no.
00:21:39.960 Don't put your wings on.
00:21:40.900 Daddy!
00:21:44.380 Big dick Lou!
00:21:50.120 Bro.
00:21:51.560 Why does he not like me?
00:21:52.580 He doesn't like me?
00:21:54.600 Over here?
00:21:55.340 Okay.
00:21:56.040 Okay.
00:21:57.100 No, you're okay.
00:21:57.860 Oh, my God.
00:22:02.860 He's on my hand, guys.
00:22:04.660 Wow.
00:22:06.000 Hey!
00:22:08.580 Oh, you're a good boy.
00:22:10.200 He's really cute.
00:22:16.080 Look at the camera.
00:22:17.280 Look right here.
00:22:18.060 Bro, I know you're going to be.
00:22:19.100 Look right here.
00:22:21.000 Look over here.
00:22:21.720 Yeah.
00:22:24.260 Fire shit.
00:22:25.900 Yeah.
00:22:26.900 You're my boy.
00:22:28.320 What?
00:22:29.480 Come up more?
00:22:30.140 Yeah.
00:22:30.460 You got it?
00:22:30.980 All right.
00:22:35.380 Wild shit.
00:22:36.100 I love you, bro.
00:22:36.780 If I live in Japan, I don't get you.
00:22:37.880 I swear to God, I would help you.
00:22:39.180 You know what I'll name you, too?
00:22:40.880 Fuck it.
00:22:41.280 I'll name you Huncho, bro.
00:22:42.280 Fuck it.
00:22:42.780 Hey.
00:22:45.180 Imagine what it feel like to get your eyes clawed out.
00:22:47.580 He can claw your eyes out?
00:22:49.900 Nah.
00:22:51.660 He's a cute boy.
00:22:53.420 Hey, you know how I like to get my butt up.
00:22:54.900 Don't fly.
00:22:55.660 You're not going to fly here.
00:22:56.940 I would get you to do that.
00:22:58.040 Tell me where you want it to fly.
00:22:59.160 I would fly you back to your mom and dad.
00:23:00.400 I swear to God.
00:23:00.980 I swear, bro.
00:23:01.960 I swear to God.
00:23:03.580 My life.
00:23:04.000 Woo, woo, woo, woo.
00:23:05.500 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:23:10.200 You're sweet.
00:23:11.400 That one?
00:23:12.780 You want to do it?
00:23:13.860 Harry Potter check.
00:23:14.840 That'll be Harry Potter.
00:23:15.320 I know.
00:23:20.680 I know.
00:23:23.580 Whoa.
00:23:25.240 I know, bro.
00:23:26.120 I know.
00:23:26.740 I know.
00:23:27.260 I feel you.
00:23:27.780 I get you.
00:23:28.880 Come to America.
00:23:29.900 I got you.
00:23:30.420 I swear to God.
00:23:30.920 Come to America.
00:23:31.480 I'm a badab.
00:23:31.920 You know, Scott?
00:23:33.820 He's holding him.
00:23:35.500 Yeah, that's real.
00:23:39.380 That's all I'm telling you.
00:23:43.040 No, he's real.
00:23:44.220 He didn't know it.
00:23:45.060 That's all I'm telling him.
00:23:45.900 You all right?
00:23:46.720 Yeah, by the way.
00:23:47.460 You're my boy.
00:23:49.120 OVO.
00:23:49.960 That's a big-ass one.
00:23:51.700 You all right?
00:23:52.060 You're just leaning right out.
00:23:53.060 I was like, shit, you better than me.
00:23:54.980 Are you guys friends or no?
00:23:56.580 You guys don't fuck with you?
00:23:58.340 No, no, no, no.
00:23:59.040 No?
00:23:59.540 Oh, okay.
00:24:03.100 They got beef.
00:24:04.060 My bad, bro.
00:24:06.820 I would never put you on beef like that.
00:24:08.240 You're my brother.
00:24:11.160 No, I got you.
00:24:13.000 It's gripping you, bro?
00:24:14.240 Oh, it's on your arm.
00:24:17.940 Oh, shit.
00:24:19.040 Dude.
00:24:24.040 No way.
00:24:26.680 He's chilling.
00:24:27.540 I love this guy.
00:24:28.380 This dude's sweet, though.
00:24:33.960 He's chilling, you know?
00:24:37.200 You remind me of me if I was an owl.
00:24:39.520 You know that?
00:24:40.920 Yeah, I'm talking to you, bro.
00:24:42.480 You heard that, right?
00:24:49.040 Am I tripping?
00:24:50.020 Whatever.
00:24:51.580 Whatever.
00:24:51.920 Don't do it.
00:24:54.060 You heard that, right?
00:24:55.080 What'd she say?
00:24:55.900 It was a Japanese word.
00:24:57.120 Did that mean black?
00:24:58.220 What?
00:24:58.440 What did she say?
00:24:59.860 Oh, oh, my God.
00:25:00.580 Joe!
00:25:01.440 Oh, yeah.
00:25:03.320 Who said that?
00:25:05.200 Nah, I don't think.
00:25:05.980 She probably said another word.
00:25:07.700 Japanese.
00:25:08.100 Yeah, that's probably it.
00:25:11.180 We're going to say it's that one.
00:25:11.980 Yeah.
00:25:15.400 Nah, who said that?
00:25:16.700 Nah, nah.
00:25:17.080 She wouldn't even say that.
00:25:18.060 Japanese.
00:25:18.480 She probably said another word.
00:25:19.980 Nah, I think, yeah.
00:25:21.120 I think it's about black.
00:25:24.940 The whole thing is there.
00:25:26.000 No, don't fly.
00:25:26.960 You don't want to fly.
00:25:28.800 I don't know.
00:25:29.320 I got to think about it.
00:25:30.940 You heard what you heard?
00:25:33.340 Bro, owl is so trippy, bro.
00:25:35.220 Like, look at this shit.
00:25:36.300 It's trippy.
00:25:36.860 I know.
00:25:39.660 You're looking at me.
00:25:40.560 I know.
00:25:42.320 You're tripping to me, so I know I'm tripping to you.
00:25:43.780 Stop playing with him like that.
00:25:45.220 Don't get him too close.
00:25:46.680 Oh, fuck no.
00:25:49.920 How do I put him back up here?
00:25:53.000 She's going to do it.
00:25:54.300 Okay.
00:25:57.480 Oh!
00:26:00.440 Are you okay?
00:26:02.200 All right.
00:26:03.540 What kind of bird is that?
00:26:04.600 It's a peacock, right?
00:26:05.320 Oh, look at that.
00:26:05.800 He's moving now.
00:26:07.420 He's moving now.
00:26:08.620 Yo, look at the sloth.
00:26:10.580 My bad.
00:26:11.320 Sorry, sir.
00:26:13.060 Look at the sloth.
00:26:15.420 Bro, that thing is so cute.
00:26:18.220 I want a sloth so bad.
00:26:19.780 I think it'll lick your finger.
00:26:21.020 It will?
00:26:21.600 Yeah.
00:26:21.740 I'm going to bite you, bro.
00:26:22.860 Be careful, Jordan.
00:26:23.400 Be careful, Jordan.
00:26:23.480 No, I can't give you a bite, Jordan.
00:26:24.740 They bite?
00:26:25.400 Yes, dude.
00:26:26.020 They definitely bite.
00:26:26.580 Don't touch, Jordan.
00:26:27.980 They definitely bite.
00:26:28.840 Jordan, don't.
00:26:29.460 Don't do it.
00:26:30.040 They're going to be missing.
00:26:31.700 Look at his teeth.
00:26:33.460 Bro, that's one of the cutest animals I've ever seen.
00:26:35.280 Look at his scratch.
00:26:36.080 I'm not even joking, bro.
00:26:39.980 I want a sloth, Chet.
00:26:41.040 I think it's dope.
00:26:42.420 Do sloths bite?
00:26:43.260 Yes or no, Chet?
00:26:46.260 Let me see.
00:26:47.040 Bro, that is so cute.
00:26:50.340 Let me get around.
00:26:51.180 Let me get this.
00:26:51.560 Oh, my God.
00:26:52.160 Is that a bat?
00:26:53.820 No.
00:26:54.560 What is that?
00:26:55.360 A what?
00:26:56.980 A kinkajou?
00:26:59.720 Oh, but you, too.
00:27:03.340 Can I touch or no?
00:27:06.060 It's an additional fee.
00:27:08.440 Oh.
00:27:08.900 I got to pay to touch him?
00:27:10.980 I mean, I'll do it.
00:27:12.100 I don't care.
00:27:13.280 I'll pay.
00:27:13.980 I'll do additional fee.
00:27:15.580 Oh, yes.
00:27:16.180 Yes.
00:27:17.300 Can I do it?
00:27:18.840 Please.
00:27:19.320 Please, um, please, um, stop.
00:27:21.840 Stop.
00:27:22.080 Stop.
00:27:22.120 Stop.
00:27:22.200 Stop.
00:27:22.240 Stop.
00:27:22.740 Stop.
00:27:22.800 Stop.
00:27:23.240 Stop.
00:27:23.740 Stop.
00:27:23.820 Stop.
00:27:24.320 Stop.
00:27:24.820 I'll pay.
00:27:25.620 Yeah.
00:27:25.920 Stop.
00:27:26.420 Stop.
00:27:26.520 Stop.
00:27:26.720 Stop.
00:27:26.920 Stop.
00:27:27.420 Stop.
00:27:27.920 Stop.
00:27:28.420 Stop.
00:27:28.520 What do you wanted to pay first?
00:27:29.580 Yeah, yeah, we have to.
00:27:30.420 Stop.
00:27:30.920 She don't even, she don't even work.
00:27:31.840 I want to pay that.
00:27:32.260 I want to touch.
00:27:32.680 I think it's a bat.
00:27:33.320 She don't work it, yeah.
00:27:34.420 She don't work it?
00:27:35.220 Oh.
00:27:35.720 Oh.
00:27:36.720 Oh, shit.
00:27:38.720 Oh, shit.
00:27:39.720 Shit, it's crazy.
00:27:40.720 Hey, look, his arm turns all the way around.
00:27:42.220 Bro, I love his sloth, bro.
00:27:43.640 It's so beautiful.
00:27:45.280 You know what I'm saying?
00:27:45.640 His arm, you know, it turns all the way around.
00:27:48.600 Yo, so, is the sloth a vicious animal or no?
00:27:52.900 I don't know.
00:27:56.080 Oh, yeah, he is kind of vicious.
00:27:57.400 He is vicious?
00:27:58.500 He does it every day.
00:28:00.500 Bro, and look at its feet, bro.
00:28:05.100 He's itching himself.
00:28:06.300 He's off the perks.
00:28:07.040 What?
00:28:12.460 What, B-lou what?
00:28:13.180 I can tell you.
00:28:14.120 I can tell you right now.
00:28:15.180 I have to tell you after this shit.
00:28:15.880 Okay.
00:28:16.280 Oh, you off of...
00:28:17.360 Nah, hell no.
00:28:18.440 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:28:19.240 Nah, he got them claws.
00:28:22.260 He can just relax.
00:28:23.300 Why don't you put them in your mouth?
00:28:24.660 No, he does still put, like, straight on him.
00:28:26.340 Oh, yeah.
00:28:26.720 I think it's just trippy to look at, chat.
00:28:31.780 I love animals, bro.
00:28:36.060 This shit is so fire.
00:28:37.040 Look at his claws.
00:28:40.620 Look at his feet, bro.
00:28:43.500 We out?
00:28:44.180 Okay.
00:28:45.320 All righty.
00:28:45.760 Thank you.
00:28:46.920 Um, gracias.
00:28:49.240 Gracias.
00:28:51.840 Hola, hola, hola.
00:28:54.960 Be losing this, B.