Adin Live - October 03, 2021
Adin Ross X Valkyrae...
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Summary
In this episode, I am with my friend April and we are looking for her lost car. We need to go get food and we need to meet up with a guy with an interesting hairline, but he is drunk and needs to borrow a car to get food.
Transcript
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if it came down to it i would literally like go to prison for you guys i'm not even joking
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i didn't mean to do that uh i'll leave you be then i guess okay you have a nice
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hey how you doing hello what's up can i help you all right no i'm just you know i'm just new to the
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city i flew in from new york just looking for some friends and shit yeah really yeah oh wait
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i'm getting a call one stack okay hello see you later i mean april oh hi good morning good i'm
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yes it has been a very long time i'm happy to be back that's about right currently i'm with april
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i'm looking for my who's that i don't know where it went who's valkyrey uh but yeah what are your
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plans today she's in a hundred thieves oh you are i'm here with a guy with a interesting hairline
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really bro wait what's your name uh david david it was what uh david david have you met a david
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raymond his name is david you if you saw his hairline you would recognize him for sure
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oh you're drunk right now oh my gosh okay okay i have to go but i'm so down to meet up eventually
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oh you're coming okay cool cool cool i'll see you soon yeah sober up what the heck okay buh-bye
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sorry david one sec wait what the no you're good drunk what shut up i just want to get inside i
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just want to fuck shut your pussy is that cool oh you're gonna excuse me okay i'm drunk i didn't
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say that jack i didn't say that i didn't say that okay i'm so sorry he was kind of drunk
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nah you're good you're good so uh yeah what do you need no i'm just checking in i'm going off
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to random people just talking to people just trying to create conversation and stuff so
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uh how long you've been living here with anything i mean oh my gosh i actually okay so i've been
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living here for a few months maybe five maybe seven i don't actually don't know but this is my
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first time waking up in a long time so it's kind of funny that you're here today but i'm heading
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to go get some food if you want to come let's go let's do it okay okay here i'll introduce you
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to my friend april okay she has a car i lost my car i don't know where it is chat should i ask are
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you single chat yes or no oh april is that my man right april get in the car and i gotta go
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take care of some stuff you guys have fun with it all right while getting food hi april this is
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david okay ray this is tony tony this is ray are you her sugar daddy too no god wait he looks rich
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just what the fuck helping a friend out you know what i mean oh just helping a friend out
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that's right okay well we need a four-seater then because i need to go buy some food and
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david also needs food yeah yeah i'm kind of hungry you know all right david you can come in our car
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all right oh i would love to just pat the uh pat the trunk okay right front okay and then you can
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happen the frame all right okay we both have to be in the trunk and then pat the other one pat the
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hood it's okay i don't bite okay you take you take no no no it's just gonna be so cramped i know i know
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okay you sit in the back i'll sit in front okay how do i uh get in there though you know what i'm saying
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like nah nah okay and then see you enter the trunk up here i'm in oh yeah david go to the front there you go
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like like like how to just just just flex the ass muscle i did okay just just sit in there you go
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hop in hey april have a have fun okay you know you're not coming with us no he's got stuff to do
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why don't you come with us get some food shit i got yo chat chat why y'all saying that wait can you
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drive your car because april's her driving is questionable pop the back again oh god okay pop the
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back yep all right let's go to a y'all say burger shaham y'all say okay wait you're coming with us
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yeah yeah he's gonna eat some food let's go so so so the girl the girl your name is april yeah
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that's april yes oh that's cool that's cool nice to meet you is it your first day in the city
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pretty much yeah you know like it's my first day in here i'm kind of lost
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wow you run into the perfect people oh i appreciate you too so much for you know showing me around and
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showing me a good time oh this shit is loud as fuck this is my car as well i bought it yeah this is
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definitely a million it's a beautiful car damn this shit is loud bro april is this like seven now
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seven chat how do i turn this down i've got a wait list now for sure your daddies actually
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what can i have like one great it's so easy i actually get car sick oh i'm so sorry
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chat give me some questions to ask bro chat give me some questions to ask
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celery celery you're weird make yourself useful please please what you need me to do my bad
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yo you all right david two fucking minutes two fucking minutes and i'm already almost fucking
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day yo are you okay bro jesus fucking christ do you need a ride to pillbox tony ran over a fire hydrant
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oh my god are you okay hey hey okay count to 10 backwards yes i need i hold on chat my phone my phone my phone
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chat do i look cute in this game five oh god seven oh no david what do we do one ray
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uh uh i don't i don't know should we call the cops wait where's ray take me to the hospital she's down
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the road down the road what do we do all right okay david go get raymond pick her up bring her here
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oh shit okay we're gonna building behind you see the wait david this way where god what's that building
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where it says 214 on the right side yeah you look straight yeah when you get to that building make
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a right and then go straight should be down on the road wait what wait wait that way see the building
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that says 214 no i look straight great i see the red line yeah yeah i see that i see that
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use your eyes i'll find it make it right at that yeah there you go
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no he's he's he's injured he's injured over there you gotta call me you gotta follow me
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wait chat where the fuck is the uh where do i go
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my bad i'm having some misdirection so once i get to that once i get to that building right
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like right right what do i do that audi are it is yeah at the 214 yeah so go down that road
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david you gotta wait what do i look like to you
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just look you look like i don't know like like like dead the fuck
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take me take me to the car i gotta go to the hospital
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i'm just gonna place you inside of the ambulance
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you know you just don't let them roast you like that dude
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i didn't really appreciate how you were talking to me back there
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unfortunately i would not be paying you for that
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i feel like that was just to accept the apology
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you know i didn't want to break down and cry in front of a lot of people
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you guys just want to fucking have the whole world off me
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no i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i'll do it
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i need to talk to you guys about a business opportunity that you will be interested in
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yes i need you all to stand here and i'll be right back in two seconds
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i know it's your first day in the city but you need to evaluate like what kind of life do you want to live because these are a bunch of criminals
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you want to live a good life or do you want to live an even better life than crime
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look ray look i'm already strapped you know what i mean so i'm already about that life
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i'm from new york i grew up i grew up doing this shit you know i grew up slanging pushing all that shit so
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how you doing how you doing david nice to meet you man
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that's actually what i wanted to talk to the three of you about
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That's on me I didn't know your name was you know
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I gotta see if the fucking weird ass motherfuckers
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So am I going to go on the first job with you guys
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I think the Ray Thermite and the You Know Thermite are the same Thermite
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But we don't know if it's the right day to do it
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You guys have been the nicest people I've met so far you know
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Why don't you try selling like some cocaine today
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Would you rather come here or should we go there