Adin Live - January 14, 2021


Adin's Friends React to Him becoming Mr. Potato Head... ＊NEW HAIRCUT＊


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

134.93848

Word Count

4,463

Sentence Count

340

Misogynist Sentences

35

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

On today's episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of and are on a mission to call everyone and anything they can get their hands on. Listen to them try to figure out how to do it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, here are my socials. You guys can follow me on all my social media platforms. The links are in the description
00:00:04.280 And last but not least before you liked this video make sure you sub and put the thumbs up and also don't forget to
00:00:10.720 Like why did I do this? Why did I do this, bro?
00:00:16.400 Oh, I gotta get a picture for Twitter. I gotta get a picture for Twitter
00:00:25.520 All right
00:00:30.000 Everyone go to my Twitter right now go crazy on this post
00:00:34.840 Everyone feel funniest caption. I'll literally funniest caption. I'll give somebody a hundred bucks, bro. I'm not gonna lie
00:00:41.520 I just put high with a bulb. Um, go like retweet this. Let's make blow up
00:00:47.480 This is bad
00:00:52.040 All right, I also gotta pick up durag too. So, um, we're gonna have to get a dewy
00:00:57.440 You know what I mean? I'm gonna have to find a cool direct your mom to me
00:01:00.920 If you ever spend the link in so people can go follow my Twitter, too
00:01:03.280 My Twitter is I'm in Ross as well, bro. I don't feel well guys. I actually feel sick to my stomach
00:01:09.720 question
00:01:11.080 This is insane, bro
00:01:15.280 Holy
00:01:16.780 Make sure you guys go to my Twitter and IG we put we put picks up
00:01:20.620 Um
00:01:21.620 Yeah, nah, this is crazy, bro
00:01:24.780 All right, bro people are making memes already
00:01:29.640 It's already on tick-tock like you guys are weird. I don't look like a ball sack, bro. Call stacy
00:01:35.360 She already knows
00:01:36.960 What color durag do you guys want me to get?
00:01:42.540 What color dewy do you guys want me to get?
00:01:46.880 You guys want me to call people?
00:01:48.980 I'll call people right now. I'll call people right now
00:01:51.180 Let me call people. Let me call people. Let me call people. All right, who do you guys want me to call?
00:01:57.640 Bro, Ron, I had my phone down the entire time, bro
00:02:00.320 Anyone that was facetiming me. I had my phone down the entire time, bro. I wasn't I wasn't ignoring you guys, bro
00:02:05.220 Let me first start my first missed call
00:02:07.140 Chat the first person we're gonna call is uh, zane. We're gonna call a bunch of people right now, but we're gonna call zane first
00:02:15.040 I'm calling everybody. I'm calling everybody. So
00:02:18.580 Oh my gosh, you literally have a fucking egghead my nigga
00:02:26.700 What the fuck do I look do I look good?
00:02:30.320 No, bro. You look like Avatar Aang right now, bro
00:02:34.260 Nate
00:02:35.260 Did everybody spam Avatar Aang in this name?
00:02:39.140 You're weird as fuck. Nobody spam that, bro. You're weird as fuck for that
00:02:42.080 Who else you guys want me to call? Call Bronny? All right, bro
00:02:45.700 I'm calling everybody right now. I'll call Bronny up. I'll call Rice next
00:02:49.320 All right, bet. Call your... All right, I'll call everybody up, bro. I'll call... I'll call everyone up, bro
00:02:57.740 Oh, no, Bronny's at practice. I'm pretty sure
00:03:01.840 Bronny's at practice. All right, let me call, uh, let me call up, uh, your rage
00:03:05.120 Yo, birds, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will
00:03:08.940 Oh, Ron's calling. Let me answer Ron
00:03:10.900 Ron, why do you, like, why do you call and then hang up, bro?
00:03:15.240 What do you guys get out of that, bro? FaceTime me back, you dumbass bitch
00:03:19.940 Yo
00:03:30.240 What's up, bro? You like the hair?
00:03:32.340 You look like my nuts
00:03:33.840 You look like my nuts
00:03:35.580 Nuthead in the chat
00:03:36.740 Bro, stop doing that
00:03:38.280 Hey, Josh
00:03:40.920 Josh, baby, fuck me, Josh
00:03:46.100 Fuck me
00:03:46.980 What did you do?
00:03:52.240 What do you mean?
00:03:54.420 Are you live?
00:03:55.900 Yeah
00:03:56.240 You ugliest
00:04:00.880 Duke? All right, bet
00:04:13.820 All right, I'm gonna first say, I'm gonna, I'm gonna point the phone up like this and be like, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, don't say TOS
00:04:26.140 Yo, I'm live, okay
00:04:31.140 All right, bet
00:04:32.140 What you got to?
00:04:34.140 Yo
00:04:36.140 You ugliest
00:04:38.140 Fuck
00:04:39.140 God
00:04:41.140 Why you doing it?
00:04:42.140 Would you still fuck me?
00:04:44.140 Shut up, man
00:04:45.140 Sticky pookie, fuck me and my Gucci
00:04:47.140 Get the fuck out of my phone, ugly man
00:04:48.140 No, don't, don't, I'm not ugly, no, no
00:04:50.140 You're like a real sniper right now
00:04:51.140 You're like a real sniper right now
00:04:53.140 Do I look, wait, do I look comp?
00:04:58.140 Why you do that though?
00:05:02.140 Dookie, fuck me
00:05:04.140 Wait, you're in the bathroom?
00:05:08.140 What?
00:05:10.140 Why you cut your hair?
00:05:12.140 Because they made me, the chat
00:05:15.140 Who?
00:05:16.140 The chat, they made me
00:05:18.140 Who cut your hair?
00:05:21.140 My sister
00:05:24.140 You got a sister?
00:05:26.140 You're weird as fuck
00:05:28.140 Fuck off my fucking shit, bro
00:05:30.140 No, Ron, you're weird
00:05:32.140 Anyone that says he calls me ugly, I'm not calling you back, bro
00:05:34.140 No, fine, Ron said I forgot one thing
00:05:36.140 What, bro?
00:05:37.140 What?
00:05:38.140 What?
00:05:39.140 Stop calling me a school assassin!
00:05:40.140 You're weird as fuck!
00:05:41.140 Ah!
00:05:44.140 He just showed me his ass!
00:05:48.140 Alright, bro, who am I calling now?
00:05:52.140 Who do I call now?
00:05:53.140 Who do I call now?
00:05:55.140 Talk to me, chat, who do I call?
00:05:56.140 Should I call Rice?
00:05:58.140 I don't have fucking flight's number, bro
00:06:02.140 I'm not
00:06:03.140 You guys gotta realize
00:06:04.140 I'm not, I don't, I don't know flight like that
00:06:10.140 Let me call Rice come
00:06:11.140 Let me call Rice
00:06:12.140 Alright, I'm gonna call Rice
00:06:13.140 I'm gonna call Rice
00:06:15.140 Should I call, um
00:06:16.140 Oh, I know I'm gonna call next
00:06:17.140 I know I'm gonna call next
00:06:18.140 I know I'm gonna call next
00:06:19.140 I know I'm gonna call next
00:06:20.140 Holy fuck, it's hot as fuck in here, bro
00:06:23.140 Call runs, cash nasty
00:06:25.140 Alright, bet, bet, bet
00:06:26.140 I'm gonna call everyone up
00:06:27.140 I promise you guys
00:06:28.140 I'm gonna call everyone up
00:06:33.140 Bro, what?
00:06:34.140 Oh, no, no, no, no, no
00:06:35.140 Rice can't, Rice can't
00:06:36.140 Oh my god
00:06:39.140 I didn't say that word by the way
00:06:40.140 I swear to God I didn't say that word
00:06:41.140 I literally meant Rice can't
00:06:42.140 My phone is fucking frozen, bro
00:06:52.140 Who do you guys want me to call, bro?
00:06:53.140 Who do you guys want me to call?
00:06:54.140 Who do you guys want me to call?
00:06:59.140 Who do you all want me to call?
00:07:03.140 Cash nasty or I bet?
00:07:15.140 I'm calling Cash
00:07:17.140 Cash.
00:07:20.460 Stacey?
00:07:22.160 You guys wanna call Stacey?
00:07:24.160 All right, bro.
00:07:25.000 T-Grizzly?
00:07:25.840 Oh, shit.
00:07:26.680 All right, all right, bad, bad, bad.
00:07:27.520 I'm gonna call him up, I'm gonna call him up.
00:07:29.200 Let me call him up first.
00:07:30.620 Cash didn't pick up.
00:07:31.540 Let me call T up.
00:07:35.740 Put your headset on?
00:07:36.560 I'm scared, bro.
00:07:41.380 Yo.
00:07:42.380 Bam!
00:07:43.640 You like my hair?
00:07:45.580 Yeah, you really cut your shit.
00:07:47.180 Do I look cool?
00:07:49.140 Yeah, I fuck with it.
00:07:50.800 Do I look like I'm a gangster?
00:07:55.500 Yeah, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
00:07:57.440 Nah, um, yeah, but do you think I look good?
00:08:01.180 No, I fuck with it.
00:08:02.440 You do?
00:08:04.280 Would you fuck me?
00:08:07.240 Bro, why did, like, T-Grizzly, why did, like, I don't,
00:08:09.380 all right, bro, whatever, bro.
00:08:11.480 Who else you guys I'm gonna call?
00:08:12.980 Uh, let's see.
00:08:19.260 Madden, I already saw, bro, I already saw.
00:08:20.760 He's weird as fuck, bro.
00:08:21.840 I'm copying weird as fuck for that.
00:08:24.500 Uh, you got any hair in my fucking mouth, bro.
00:08:31.020 Okay, Kane has called me.
00:08:35.580 Kane.
00:08:36.140 What'd you think?
00:08:41.840 Bro, you're like the new cover boy for Stranger Things.
00:08:46.100 It's amazing, bro.
00:08:47.660 Oh, this is bad, bro.
00:08:49.540 Why did I even do this, bro?
00:08:51.260 Bro, honestly, honestly,
00:08:54.920 you're still gonna win, bro.
00:08:55.960 T just texted me and said, it's smoke.
00:08:57.920 What the fuck?
00:08:59.780 Wait, did I, what did I say?
00:09:01.420 Oh, you done fucked up.
00:09:03.960 Oh, shit.
00:09:09.180 Bro.
00:09:11.480 How am I looking?
00:09:13.480 Bro, you look like my left nut.
00:09:15.200 All right, bro, come on, bro.
00:09:16.620 This is fucking insane.
00:09:18.420 Hold on, I gotta take this.
00:09:20.040 Why is everyone,
00:09:21.000 here's Royce, chat, Royce.
00:09:22.420 No teeth.
00:09:23.760 Well, you have no fucking teeth.
00:09:25.820 It doesn't matter.
00:09:26.720 I have teeth.
00:09:27.340 You have no teeth, bitch.
00:09:28.220 Shut the fuck up.
00:09:28.960 I got Mr. Mosby here.
00:09:32.140 You're like a corner store junk.
00:09:33.500 You kick rocks
00:09:34.220 and you smack civilians.
00:09:36.120 I ain't glad you're spanked.
00:09:38.220 Bro, I'm getting my phone blown up right now.
00:09:43.840 He's going in his background.
00:09:48.280 You think that was supposed to be fucking funny?
00:09:50.020 You're weird.
00:09:50.460 I will pull your shit.
00:09:51.880 Yo ass.
00:09:52.760 Bro, why you do that?
00:09:54.620 All right, bro.
00:09:56.620 Who else do I call, bro?
00:09:58.120 Who else you guys want me to fucking call?
00:10:00.320 You said call.
00:10:03.860 Fuck, I could call up.
00:10:05.720 Yeah, all right, all right, all right.
00:10:06.960 Chat, you want me to call Face Banks?
00:10:09.840 I call Face Banks.
00:10:12.100 You said Mo Buckets.
00:10:16.840 Yo, LRC, thanks for the five gifted, bro.
00:10:19.720 Call DJ Durrell?
00:10:20.740 All right, I'm going to call DJ Durrell first.
00:10:22.780 Everyone say DJ Durrell.
00:10:24.140 Hold on, bro.
00:10:26.340 You look like you're supposed...
00:10:37.960 Bro, I don't know if they're like...
00:10:40.120 Do you like it?
00:10:44.020 Man, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
00:10:48.740 Can I be in Migos now?
00:10:51.140 Man, hell no.
00:10:52.900 What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
00:10:55.080 Man, regrow your shit, man.
00:10:56.580 You know how long it's going to take?
00:10:57.520 All right, fine.
00:10:58.120 How do I get dreads?
00:10:58.880 If I get dreads, can I be in Migos?
00:11:04.920 Please?
00:11:06.300 What's your head look like?
00:11:08.580 Oh, come on.
00:11:09.460 All right.
00:11:09.920 Come on now, bro.
00:11:10.640 This is fucking...
00:11:12.820 You going to be on GTA later?
00:11:14.720 Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
00:11:16.360 All right, bro.
00:11:18.880 Wow.
00:11:19.560 All right.
00:11:21.860 Well...
00:11:22.260 I just stepped on my own fucking hair!
00:11:26.180 Who else you guys want to call?
00:11:32.600 Jeez, my hair is so itchy, bro.
00:11:34.760 Runts?
00:11:35.180 All right.
00:11:36.340 All right.
00:11:38.360 Everyone spam free runts in the chat.
00:11:40.640 Stacey, I'll call Stacey next.
00:11:45.680 Yo, I'm live.
00:11:47.800 It's a damn shame what you...
00:11:49.440 It's a damn shame.
00:11:51.400 What do you mean?
00:11:53.580 Do I look good?
00:11:56.160 You look better.
00:11:58.160 Oh, I do?
00:12:00.360 Yeah, you look like Mr. Clean a little though.
00:12:02.860 Mr. Who?
00:12:04.460 Mr. Clean.
00:12:05.180 Mr. Clean.
00:12:09.560 Pull a picture.
00:12:10.400 I don't know what that fuck looks like.
00:12:12.880 Oh, my...
00:12:13.980 You're weird as fuck, man.
00:12:17.400 Yeah, everyone spam L joke, bro.
00:12:20.180 You look like Mr. Clean, bro.
00:12:21.760 Everyone spam L joke.
00:12:22.700 No, you're weird as fuck.
00:12:23.700 You called yourself...
00:12:24.620 You called yourself Johnny Sins?
00:12:26.220 Are you kidding me?
00:12:26.940 Yeah, Johnny has a nice dick.
00:12:33.080 A lot of donations and shit.
00:12:41.320 All right, bro.
00:12:42.060 I got more phone calls to make.
00:12:43.280 But do you like me?
00:12:43.920 Yeah, just get a better barber, you know.
00:12:47.260 Slap some alcohol on it.
00:12:49.440 You're good to go.
00:12:51.320 I'm gonna have that to go.
00:12:52.420 Tell everybody on the stream, I love them.
00:12:53.700 I'll see you on February 7th.
00:12:54.760 Free once.
00:12:56.180 Free once in the chat.
00:12:57.760 All right, chat.
00:12:58.700 Who we calling now?
00:12:59.960 You guys said call up...
00:13:02.280 Clix?
00:13:03.920 All right, bet.
00:13:05.300 All right, here's my editor, Salary.
00:13:11.200 Bro, I think I'm gonna quit, bro.
00:13:13.020 You're quitting?
00:13:14.780 Dude, I can't have, like...
00:13:15.940 You look like Mr. Potato Head, bro.
00:13:17.740 Bro!
00:13:18.660 Nah, fuck you, bitch.
00:13:20.420 Nah, you guys are all toxic as fuck, bro.
00:13:22.800 All right.
00:13:28.020 What are you called your age?
00:13:29.060 You fucking...
00:13:29.740 What are you doing?
00:13:34.560 I'm live, I'm live, I'm live.
00:13:36.420 How stupid are you?
00:13:37.880 Do you think I look good?
00:13:40.180 Bro!
00:13:41.820 What are you doing?
00:13:43.320 Can I be in NRG now?
00:13:46.700 Bro!
00:13:47.260 You do this.
00:13:48.180 You went from fucking hating and getting pussy to hating and getting dick, bro.
00:13:51.040 What are you doing?
00:13:55.380 Bro, I feel bad.
00:13:57.140 Do I look...
00:13:57.580 Like bad?
00:13:58.120 Like, ooh, you bad.
00:13:59.220 Like that?
00:14:00.600 No, like...
00:14:01.560 Like...
00:14:02.440 All right, bro.
00:14:07.440 I love you, bro.
00:14:11.120 Who we call next?
00:14:12.980 Call Stacey?
00:14:13.920 All right.
00:14:14.360 Let's call Stacey up.
00:14:15.220 Let's call Stacey up.
00:14:19.220 I'm thinking about dying my head blonde just to look like a plant, but blonde.
00:14:32.020 Who else do you all want, bro?
00:14:33.160 I'll call anybody up you guys want me to call up, bro.
00:14:35.300 Who do you guys want me to call up, bro?
00:14:36.480 Hey, I'm live.
00:14:38.120 I'm live, okay?
00:14:39.620 Oh, okay.
00:14:40.240 What's up?
00:14:41.560 Hey.
00:14:43.840 You're live?
00:14:47.840 You actually did it?
00:14:50.140 Yeah.
00:14:50.920 Do I look good?
00:14:51.980 Oh, my God.
00:14:52.900 Why are you taking pics, dude?
00:14:55.000 That's crazy.
00:14:56.200 You know what?
00:14:56.740 You actually look good.
00:14:58.100 I do?
00:14:59.180 Yeah, you still look good.
00:15:00.900 Thank you.
00:15:01.540 I like it, but we need to fix your hairline.
00:15:04.660 What do you mean?
00:15:05.100 What's wrong with my hairline?
00:15:06.400 It's kind of like very deceives.
00:15:10.160 Do I look...
00:15:10.540 Wait, I don't...
00:15:11.320 You need to fix it.
00:15:12.400 Do I look good?
00:15:13.040 Do I look good?
00:15:14.280 Yeah, you look good.
00:15:15.500 I like it.
00:15:16.920 Thanks, babe.
00:15:18.120 You look good.
00:15:18.920 I like...
00:15:19.960 Thank you.
00:15:20.820 You look like Caillou.
00:15:22.360 Like who?
00:15:23.520 Like Caillou.
00:15:24.460 Come on, babe.
00:15:25.080 Don't do that.
00:15:26.320 Wait, but you look good, actually.
00:15:28.080 I was.
00:15:30.420 Stop taking pics of me.
00:15:33.260 Come on.
00:15:34.220 Okay, okay.
00:15:36.660 All right.
00:15:37.060 Well, I love you.
00:15:38.400 Love you too.
00:15:39.020 Bye.
00:15:39.560 Bye.
00:15:40.460 Well, my girlfriend likes it, so that's good.
00:15:42.180 Right, chat?
00:15:43.320 She's lying.
00:15:44.020 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:15:46.220 Fucking weird ass bitch.
00:15:49.160 All right, guys.
00:15:50.140 Unfortunately, we did not reach the 18.3 thousand subs, so I will not be dying my hair rainbow.
00:15:57.340 You were mad close.
00:15:58.780 You were mad close.
00:15:59.400 Also, if you're on a PC right now, make sure you guys click subscribe, and it'll say subscribe
00:16:02.580 for free with your Amazon Prime, but we did not reach the sub goal, so yeah.
00:16:08.960 They gifted 100.
00:16:12.000 Who'd gifted 100?
00:16:14.540 Someone gifted 100 subs?
00:16:16.800 Check Twitter.
00:16:19.360 All right, I'll check Twitter right now.
00:16:20.400 I'll check Twitter.
00:16:20.760 Let's check Twitter together.
00:16:29.500 Oh, my God.
00:16:30.600 What have I done, guys?
00:16:31.700 It looks really bad.
00:16:34.140 Why did I do this, bro?
00:16:35.440 I haven't even touched my hair yet.
00:16:38.380 All right, everyone be realistic with me.
00:16:39.900 When will it grow back?
00:16:40.920 Like, when will my hair grow back?
00:16:42.220 Be realistic.
00:16:42.800 When will my hair grow back?
00:16:50.640 Sniper gang.
00:16:52.200 You're weird as fuck.
00:16:54.440 Nah, you guys are all so weird.
00:16:56.780 Rufus from Kim Possible.
00:16:58.120 Nah, you're weird, bro.
00:17:13.160 Whatever.
00:17:13.720 You guys are so fucking weird, bro.
00:17:20.480 Appreciate all the subs and shit.
00:17:21.820 You guys are so fucking generous.
00:17:25.100 Miles.
00:17:25.900 Let me call Miles up.
00:17:26.980 Let me call Miles.
00:17:28.320 Miles.
00:17:31.560 Miles.
00:17:36.320 Miles.
00:17:42.700 Jack, who else should I call?
00:17:45.620 Yo, Caillou.
00:17:47.180 You're weird as fuck.
00:17:48.880 You are so fucking weird, dude.
00:17:51.140 Yo, that's you?
00:17:54.220 Yo.
00:17:54.820 Dude's taking pictures, bro.
00:17:56.340 Like, you guys are so fucking weird, dude.
00:18:03.840 Chad, what do you guys rate my head?
00:18:05.400 My head.
00:18:06.120 One through ten.
00:18:06.600 Why are you laughing at me?
00:18:16.980 You're weird as fuck.
00:18:20.200 Bro, I'm afraid to say what show you're on, bro.
00:18:22.580 Bro, we're not talking about that right now.
00:18:24.920 I'm just saying, like, I want to give you a shout-out.
00:18:27.300 Shout-out to my boy Miles, man.
00:18:28.420 He's on that show, Black-ish.
00:18:30.160 Chad, don't be weird.
00:18:31.740 Shout-out to Miles.
00:18:32.620 Is that the shirt you cut your hair on?
00:18:33.840 Guys, if it wasn't for Miles, yeah.
00:18:35.400 If it wasn't for Miles, you guys would have not had this happen, bro.
00:18:37.800 So.
00:18:37.960 Yeah, bro, this is crazy, bro.
00:18:40.640 No, they're spending fucking, they're being weird as fuck now.
00:18:43.020 I didn't know you was going to cut it that much.
00:18:45.620 I didn't know you was going to cut it that much.
00:18:47.640 Is that too much?
00:18:49.420 Yes, yeah.
00:18:51.560 Bro, I thought you was going to have some, like, bro, you're, I don't know how you're going to get waves, bro.
00:18:55.660 Because the deal was, you're still going to get waves.
00:18:58.060 You're still going to get waves.
00:18:59.420 That was part of the deal.
00:19:00.240 Dude, this is the fucking deal.
00:19:05.700 What are you talking about?
00:19:11.960 Chad, this, what do you mean, yeah, he's right.
00:19:14.580 Bro, this is the fucking, what do you mean?
00:19:19.060 How do I get waves with this?
00:19:20.520 Bro, you're going to have to go your hair out for at least a week, two weeks.
00:19:24.620 Then you got to start brushing, bro.
00:19:25.780 You got to start getting on that brushing, bro.
00:19:27.760 You got to start getting on that brushing.
00:19:28.700 Nah, you guys are all weird as fuck.
00:19:31.200 Yeah, he's right.
00:19:32.000 I'm right.
00:19:32.940 And then, you know what?
00:19:33.800 You know how I know I'm right?
00:19:34.740 Because I remember we said we were, I would get, I would get, who I would get?
00:19:38.340 I would get Silky.
00:19:39.140 I told you Silky was going to do that with your wave.
00:19:41.320 Fine, bro, I'll do it.
00:19:42.160 But hold on.
00:19:42.940 I did say that I have to dye my hair rainbow tomorrow, so.
00:19:46.680 What?
00:19:47.040 Oh, that's okay.
00:19:48.480 Fine.
00:19:49.180 Hang on.
00:19:50.520 I see nothing.
00:19:51.080 You got to get, like, this.
00:19:52.340 All right, Todd.
00:19:52.960 All right.
00:19:54.080 I got to do it.
00:19:55.180 Are you getting on that?
00:19:56.820 Nah, I'm not doing it tonight.
00:19:58.240 Well, actually, let me see something real quick.
00:20:00.020 I'm probably.
00:20:01.240 Yeah, please, yeah.
00:20:02.200 I'm probably, I'm on GTA tonight, so we'll do GTA.
00:20:06.500 What?
00:20:07.060 Hey, I'll tell you that.
00:20:08.360 All right.
00:20:11.220 Someone just said you look like Amber Ross.
00:20:14.240 You guys know Amber Rose is?
00:20:15.420 Someone said you look like Amber Ross.
00:20:17.620 Like, bro.
00:20:18.280 Like, you guys are actually fucking weird as fuck, bro.
00:20:22.000 You look like fucking Jeff Bezos.
00:20:44.180 Jeff Bezos.
00:20:45.120 Like, you're, like, bro.
00:20:46.400 Like, all right, bro.
00:20:47.660 It, like, it's not funny, though.
00:20:50.080 Like, you guys are actually weird as fuck.
00:20:51.660 You look like an asthma patient.
00:20:58.960 A patient.
00:20:59.760 What?
00:21:00.020 Yo, I'm not going to roast you.
00:21:07.980 I'll be fair.
00:21:08.960 But you need to get a lineup.
00:21:11.040 Please.
00:21:12.320 You look like you have patches everywhere, bro.
00:21:15.760 Do I look comp?
00:21:17.220 No, bro.
00:21:17.800 You look like, you look like you just joined the army, bro.
00:21:21.560 You're about to go into basic training, bro.
00:21:25.460 All right, hold on.
00:21:25.880 Let me call one more person.
00:21:26.640 I got to call Moe Buckets.
00:21:28.220 Hold on.
00:21:28.940 Let me call Moe Buckets up, chat.
00:21:30.180 You guys ready for Moe Buckets?
00:21:36.480 Moe Baby.
00:21:37.280 Everyone's fan Moe Baby.
00:21:38.960 Everyone say it.
00:21:40.100 Say Moe Baby.
00:21:47.240 He's got to pick the fuck up, though.
00:21:49.420 Chat, should I call Faze Banks next?
00:21:51.860 Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:22:00.420 Call Silky?
00:22:01.240 All right, bet.
00:22:01.640 I'll call Silky up.
00:22:03.700 Silky, fuck me.
00:22:07.280 Moe did not pick up.
00:22:08.660 He'll call me back, though, probably.
00:22:13.940 All right.
00:22:15.940 Bronny's in practice.
00:22:16.680 Yo, I'm live alright
00:22:22.040 Silky, fuck this shit out of me
00:22:46.680 Yeah
00:22:48.800 You ever, uh, like, you know the evil villain Dr. Eggman?
00:22:52.920 Mm-hmm
00:22:53.240 Like, if you just grow out your mustache, like, a little longer, like, out of your face, you'd look exactly like him and just put on a hat
00:22:58.980 You're weird as fuck
00:23:01.460 Bro, why'd you save your fucking head, bro?
00:23:05.640 Cause, bro, they're weird as fuck, like, they literally made me do it, bro, they're so fucking weird
00:23:09.500 Bro, my god, bro, you look like 30 years old now, bro, what the fuck
00:23:14.700 I look 30? No, I don't
00:23:16.660 You're like somebody's father
00:23:18.120 Alright, bro, alright, hey, hey, hey, it's really not that funny
00:23:22.420 Hey, dude, hey, you look like somebody's fucking father
00:23:25.620 You look fucking stupid
00:23:35.600 That is actually fucked up
00:23:43.260 Alright, well
00:23:44.080 That's that
00:23:46.660 Nah, Ty, nah, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
00:23:54.540 Miles, why did you make me do this, bro?
00:23:59.680 Why did you make me do this shit?
00:24:05.760 Alright, I'm gonna call up FaZe Banks, bro, I'm gonna call up FaZe Banks
00:24:08.480 Y'all want FaZe Banks?
00:24:18.560 I'm gonna be like, yo, I'm live, though, I'm live
00:24:20.600 He might not pick up
00:24:25.140 He might not pick up
00:24:27.060 He might not pick up
00:24:29.740 Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm live, I'm live, I just wanted to show you something
00:24:33.060 What's gravy?
00:24:35.080 No way
00:24:37.000 Why'd you do that?
00:24:39.780 They gifted hella subs and shit
00:24:41.300 You're a fucking psycho
00:24:43.440 I love it
00:24:44.440 Do I look good?
00:24:46.020 Yeah, yeah, you always look good
00:24:47.520 Really?
00:24:51.560 Yeah
00:24:51.960 Damn, okay
00:24:55.040 Let me know when you get off stream, baby, girl
00:24:57.500 Okay
00:24:59.540 Maybe call me back
00:25:01.240 Alright
00:25:01.800 I love you
00:25:03.140 Love you, too
00:25:03.900 Yo, what the fuck?
00:25:06.980 Alright, bro, let me chill for a second
00:25:08.460 Holy fuck, bro
00:25:09.860 I look so bad, you did
00:25:16.100 Holy fuck
00:25:18.380 Yo
00:25:21.400 Yo
00:25:25.400 This shit looks bad
00:25:28.980 Cash nasty
00:25:31.480 I'll literally say broken you
00:25:33.060 Moe Buckets call me
00:25:34.060 Alright, Ash
00:25:34.760 Moe Buckets
00:25:36.740 I'm live, I'm live, okay
00:25:38.660 What's up, what?
00:25:40.260 I'm live streaming
00:25:41.020 What the fuck?
00:25:43.080 Moe, baby, fuck me
00:25:45.240 Wait, what the fuck is that?
00:25:47.400 Moe, baby
00:25:48.400 Moe, baby
00:25:49.580 What do you mean?
00:25:53.720 Like, you got
00:25:54.220 They just
00:25:55.080 I look like you now
00:25:56.120 No, you don't, no, you don't
00:25:58.340 What the fuck is that?
00:25:58.960 Moe, baby
00:26:00.200 Let me see that shit again
00:26:03.000 Let me see that shit again
00:26:04.460 But what the fuck?
00:26:05.380 Well, she forgot to cut some of the
00:26:06.740 Like, you got spots all over the fuck
00:26:08.640 How good do I look, Moe?
00:26:09.880 Would you fuck me?
00:26:11.340 No, I wouldn't
00:26:12.000 She forgot to shape you up, too
00:26:13.480 Moe, how good do I look, for real though?
00:26:16.600 I'll give you
00:26:17.180 I'll give you a six
00:26:18.060 Hey, yo
00:26:19.580 A fucking haircut, though
00:26:22.880 Why, Aiden?
00:26:23.980 What the fuck did you do that?
00:26:25.060 Shut the fuck up, bitch
00:26:25.940 I'll
00:26:26.080 Oh, my God, bro
00:26:27.260 Oh, my God
00:26:28.780 You look like a little bitch
00:26:29.880 Someone said you look like
00:26:31.460 Despicable Aiden
00:26:32.480 Like, that's bad, bro
00:26:34.180 Aiden, Aiden
00:26:35.420 That shit is bad, though
00:26:36.580 I know
00:26:37.000 That shit is fucking ugly as fuck
00:26:38.800 You think I look ugly?
00:26:40.940 I mean, no
00:26:41.500 Well, you've been alive for 80 years
00:26:43.280 How long do you think it will take me
00:26:44.500 For me to grow my hair back?
00:26:46.940 Uh, it'll take about three months
00:26:48.420 Three months?
00:26:50.140 Three months
00:26:50.700 Really?
00:26:51.940 As long as you had it
00:26:52.940 Three months, I'll say
00:26:53.660 Alright, bet
00:26:54.400 I gotta call my real dad right now
00:26:55.700 They want me to call my dad
00:26:57.000 I'm gonna call my dad
00:26:57.740 Alright, cool
00:26:59.300 Alright
00:26:59.680 Chat, y'all
00:27:00.400 I'm gonna call my dad
00:27:01.120 Fuck, bro
00:27:03.280 Fuck
00:27:05.040 I'm gonna FaceTime him, too
00:27:06.120 Fuck, bro
00:27:08.900 Fuck, fuck, fuck
00:27:10.360 Miles, you're so weird
00:27:22.220 My dad doesn't even know yet
00:27:24.620 My dad doesn't even know
00:27:25.940 He
00:27:26.580 Cause I told him
00:27:27.200 I was
00:27:27.500 Because this is what I told my dad
00:27:28.940 Cause my dad said
00:27:29.820 My dad said
00:27:30.520 Why do I have to buy you razors?
00:27:32.000 Cause he's the one who got me the razor
00:27:32.880 I said
00:27:33.220 Cause dad, I'm just gonna have like
00:27:34.860 Naomi, who's my sister
00:27:36.160 Just give me a line up
00:27:36.920 Like, that's it
00:27:37.340 That's all I told him
00:27:37.880 Like, I'm just gonna have him
00:27:38.820 Give me like a little trim for my stream
00:27:40.240 He doesn't know that I went bald
00:27:41.420 I'm scared, bro
00:27:44.640 I'm actually fucking scared
00:27:45.920 To call my dad
00:27:46.720 Fuck
00:27:47.580 Chat
00:27:48.940 Do I do it or no?
00:27:52.860 Nah, I don't wanna do it, bro
00:27:54.520 That's bad
00:27:55.480 Miles wants me to show this on stream
00:27:59.040 Like, Miles
00:27:59.960 Miles
00:28:00.580 It's not funny, bro
00:28:01.740 Miles
00:28:03.620 Like
00:28:04.000 Like, chat
00:28:10.780 Is that funny?
00:28:11.660 Yes or no?
00:28:12.540 Like, Miles
00:28:12.980 That is not funny
00:28:13.900 You're weird as fuck
00:28:14.780 Alright, bro
00:28:17.140 I'm scared to call my pops, bro
00:28:22.460 I'm literally scared to call my pops
00:28:24.600 I'm scared to call my, bro
00:28:27.100 Call Soldier Boy
00:28:28.540 Alright
00:28:31.460 Say look what Naomi did to me
00:28:36.600 Alright, fuck it
00:28:37.360 I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it
00:28:38.600 I'll do it
00:28:38.980 Hold on, let me look through my contact book
00:28:43.280 I have other YouTubers and streamers in here, guys
00:28:45.300 Before I call my pops
00:28:46.600 Guys, I'm really fucking scared, bro
00:28:48.300 I'm really fucking scared
00:28:49.740 Like, I don't think I can do it, bro
00:28:51.680 I don't think I can fucking do it, bro
00:28:53.680 Um
00:28:55.160 Who else would you guys know in this chat?
00:28:58.560 Uh
00:28:58.800 Fuck, bro
00:29:00.040 I don't wanna do this shit
00:29:01.220 Um
00:29:05.000 Who else, bro?
00:29:09.840 Rice
00:29:10.160 Rice won't, um
00:29:11.720 Rice won't pick up
00:29:12.720 He's busy right now
00:29:14.120 Rice is not
00:29:15.000 Rice is not a go right now
00:29:16.520 Uh
00:29:17.800 Shit, bro
00:29:19.140 I don't know if I can call my dad, guys
00:29:20.320 Guys
00:29:20.740 You guys really want me to call my dad
00:29:22.000 Brownie's in practice, bro
00:29:24.520 Nah, bro
00:29:34.020 Fuck, who do I call, bro?
00:29:37.340 Who do I call?
00:29:43.200 Birds, alright, I got you
00:29:44.320 Hold on
00:29:44.740 Stop calling me Volderot
00:29:50.720 What the fuck is a Volderot?
00:29:55.340 Um
00:29:55.780 Check Twitter
00:29:58.760 So many DMs right now
00:30:01.900 Um
00:30:03.720 Like, bro, that's not even funny, Zeller
00:30:08.600 You're weird as fuck
00:30:09.700 I don't have Tyseno's number
00:30:16.160 That motherfucker's an international
00:30:17.240 Fuck
00:30:21.480 Who should I call, bro?
00:30:25.280 Den head?
00:30:25.860 Alright
00:30:26.040 I don't even have a fucking den in my head, bro
00:30:27.960 I'll call my dad
00:30:30.780 I'll call my dad a little bit
00:30:31.720 I'll call my dad a little bit
00:30:32.700 Y'all say call
00:30:33.980 Call annoying
00:30:34.960 Alright, but I'll call rat
00:30:36.020 I'll call rat
00:30:36.660 I'll call rat
00:30:40.680 I'll call rat
00:30:41.160 I'll call rat
00:30:41.640 I'll call rat
00:30:42.160 See what he says
00:30:44.660 Cheezer?
00:30:46.500 I'll call Max
00:30:47.000 I'll call Max
00:30:47.440 Yo, I'm live, alright
00:30:50.300 Don't say anything
00:30:50.900 Yo, I'm live?
00:30:53.160 Yeah, just don't say anything to us
00:30:54.400 They can't see you, but
00:30:55.440 Okay
00:30:56.680 What's good?
00:31:02.520 Bro, Aiden, what the hell you do to your head, dawg?
00:31:05.120 Do I look good?
00:31:06.900 Bro, you look like Trevor
00:31:07.980 Trevor?
00:31:09.180 Who's from
00:31:09.980 From GTA
00:31:10.940 Alright, bro
00:31:12.100 Nah, you're weird
00:31:12.860 No, I don't, bro
00:31:13.800 What the fuck?
00:31:14.600 I ain't gonna lie, bro
00:31:16.080 That hairline is Vegeta
00:31:18.040 But they fucked you up
00:31:19.120 What do you mean?
00:31:21.320 Who cut your head, bro?
00:31:22.300 You know the super cuts?
00:31:24.140 You don't think I look good?
00:31:26.060 I ain't gonna lie, bro
00:31:27.620 Wear a beanie, bro
00:31:28.400 What?
00:31:30.100 Wear a beanie
00:31:30.880 No, I have to grow out waves
00:31:32.360 And get a do-rag
00:31:33.000 You know, you get waves?
00:31:35.900 Yeah
00:31:36.260 How long will it take
00:31:39.160 For my shit to grow back, you think?
00:31:41.460 Bro, I ain't gonna lie
00:31:42.220 That might take months
00:31:43.100 How many?
00:31:45.260 Probably one
00:31:46.020 Oh, for my hair to be curly
00:31:47.740 And shit again?
00:31:50.320 Yeah
00:31:50.680 Okay, not bad
00:31:52.780 Like, no longer than three, right?
00:31:54.180 I should be good in three months
00:31:55.060 Cut your head
00:31:55.380 Huh?
00:31:56.820 Who cuts your head?
00:31:58.080 My sister
00:31:58.560 But do I look good?
00:32:00.560 No
00:32:00.920 Why not?
00:32:03.720 Your sister fucked you up
00:32:05.480 What do you mean?
00:32:07.860 Is she a barber?
00:32:09.900 Yeah
00:32:10.220 Someone in my chest said
00:32:13.680 It's gonna take four months, bro
00:32:14.760 But I ain't gonna lie
00:32:17.380 Your lines are receded, bro
00:32:19.380 What does that mean?
00:32:20.480 My lines are receded
00:32:21.200 It's gonna take about
00:32:22.900 At least two months
00:32:24.020 For what?
00:32:24.700 Four months in a stretch
00:32:25.720 But two months will do it, bro
00:32:26.960 For my hair to be completely normal
00:32:28.480 Yeah, bro
00:32:31.660 I ain't gonna lie
00:32:32.200 That's bad
00:32:32.760 I ain't gonna lie, bro
00:32:33.800 If you need some garbage, bro
00:32:35.140 I can try to get somebody to fix it
00:32:37.700 Alright, yo, Ra
00:32:39.100 I have a question
00:32:39.680 Why are you not fucking me right now?
00:32:43.360 Alright, bro
00:32:43.840 Goodbye, bro
00:32:44.300 Alright, guys
00:32:48.140 You look like Sid from Toy Story
00:32:52.200 L joke
00:32:52.800 Chat, just put the L jokes, bro
00:32:54.280 It's not
00:32:55.180 Like, that's not funny, bro
00:32:56.580 Six months?
00:32:58.600 No way this shit's gonna be
00:32:59.700 Six fucking months, bro
00:33:00.780 No fucking way
00:33:02.140 No fucking way