Adin Live - March 26, 2022


Adin Tries Joining the School Football Team, But Coach Was RACIST? (GTA RP)


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

168.82072

Word Count

4,267

Sentence Count

760

Misogynist Sentences

84

Hate Speech Sentences

77


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, we have our first guest, Aiden. Aiden is an up and coming rapper from the city of Memphis, Tennessee. He's a good friend of mine and I think he's going to be a great rapper.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Coach, I don't know if you're new, man.
00:00:01.040 I know you're new here, but they compare me to Pey Manning.
00:00:03.460 Pey Manning?
00:00:04.320 Yeah.
00:00:04.960 And this is the best.
00:00:05.840 This is my running back right here.
00:00:07.740 Oh, I know he good.
00:00:08.480 He black with wicks.
00:00:10.200 I know he good.
00:00:13.640 How do your mustache look like that?
00:00:15.060 I don't know, but hold on a second, little boy.
00:00:16.320 Back up.
00:00:16.840 Excuse me.
00:00:17.280 Especially you want to back up with this guy here.
00:00:19.800 What the f***, boy?
00:00:21.740 Excuse me, what?
00:00:22.360 You want to talk to me?
00:00:23.240 You can talk to me.
00:00:24.000 No, no, not you.
00:00:24.740 Please kick rocks.
00:00:25.520 Get your f*** back, boy.
00:00:27.100 I want to talk to him.
00:00:28.920 What, boy?
00:00:30.000 Um, hey, what's your name?
00:00:34.220 David, David Hitler.
00:00:37.960 Bro.
00:00:39.020 No, bro.
00:00:40.120 That's not going to work, bro.
00:00:41.760 That is not your name.
00:00:42.640 What are you talking about, boy?
00:00:44.200 That is not your name, bro.
00:00:45.800 Don't know that is not your name.
00:00:47.620 All right, I'll just tell you.
00:00:48.280 Are you talking to me right now?
00:00:50.200 No, bro.
00:00:51.340 You don't talk about my name.
00:00:52.480 What's your name, you piece of a f***?
00:00:54.080 Aiden.
00:00:55.900 Aiden what?
00:00:57.380 Ross.
00:00:57.780 Are you going to talk about my name with that s*** name?
00:01:02.220 But wait a second.
00:01:03.000 I know a Ross.
00:01:05.400 Pre-dick suck.
00:01:07.340 What are you talking about, boy?
00:01:09.980 What you looking at, you little kid?
00:01:11.400 I'm going to f***ing beat the f*** out of you.
00:01:13.000 Shut the f*** up.
00:01:14.620 You little mutt.
00:01:16.120 I'll beat the f*** out of you.
00:01:17.720 Why are you getting off of me?
00:01:19.220 Oh, my God.
00:01:23.780 Oh, my God.
00:01:24.400 Oh, my God.
00:01:24.420 Get out of here.
00:01:25.420 Yo, what the f***?
00:01:28.520 Hey, you need to get some all-white Fours.
00:01:30.500 Bro, shut the f*** up.
00:01:31.720 Not Fours.
00:01:32.780 Not Fours.
00:01:33.340 Bro, can you stop yelling my n***a?
00:01:34.620 No, bro.
00:01:35.240 Like, why you on my dick?
00:01:37.060 I don't know why.
00:01:37.900 You was screaming, my n***a slap that.
00:01:39.220 I don't know why.
00:01:39.920 Slap me.
00:01:40.460 I dare you.
00:01:40.840 I'll f***ing.
00:01:41.500 Oh, I'll get you sued.
00:01:42.900 I want to say it so bad.
00:01:44.200 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:44.660 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:44.680 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:45.880 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:46.220 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:46.720 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:47.540 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:48.060 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:48.620 Shut up, bitch.
00:01:48.840 What's up, bitch?
00:01:49.440 Relax.
00:01:49.840 Hold on.
00:01:50.140 What's up?
00:01:50.540 Get that n***a.
00:01:51.060 Get that n***a.
00:01:51.080 Get that n***a.
00:01:52.020 Get that n***a up right now.
00:02:01.860 No, please.
00:02:02.520 Please.
00:02:03.260 Please.
00:02:06.320 I'm going to spare that n***a.
00:02:07.320 I feel bad for him.
00:02:08.180 Okay, thank you.
00:02:09.620 Thank you.
00:02:10.160 Yeah, bro.
00:02:10.820 You new here?
00:02:11.500 You new here, bro?
00:02:12.240 Yeah.
00:02:13.440 All right, babe.
00:02:15.440 Hey.
00:02:16.120 Hi, police officer.
00:02:17.040 Damn you look like a pig.
00:02:18.000 Holy s***, you're ugly.
00:02:19.880 Yo, is you Memphis Police?
00:02:21.080 A lot of n***as didn't knock my glasses off, bro.
00:02:23.560 You going to give me a new pair?
00:02:24.600 My bad.
00:02:24.940 Yeah, bro.
00:02:25.840 What designer?
00:02:26.780 What was that?
00:02:27.900 It was the clock glasses, bro.
00:02:30.680 Oh, yeah.
00:02:31.240 I got you.
00:02:32.660 All right.
00:02:33.000 For sure.
00:02:33.340 For sure.
00:02:33.680 Here, one second.
00:02:37.300 There you go, sir.
00:02:39.660 All right.
00:02:40.040 Thank you.
00:02:40.440 Thank you.
00:02:40.860 No problem.
00:02:41.480 What's your name again?
00:02:42.980 My name is Prince.
00:02:43.980 Prince.
00:02:45.380 My name is Aiden.
00:02:47.540 Nice to meet you.
00:02:48.220 Nice to meet you, Aiden.
00:02:48.880 Nice to meet you.
00:02:49.280 Hey, pleasure, brother.
00:02:51.080 All right.
00:02:51.460 You be safe, I heard.
00:02:52.940 All right, brother.
00:02:53.900 Hey, Aiden, bro.
00:02:55.400 Yeah.
00:02:56.760 What do you do with those skates?
00:02:58.100 They get you skates?
00:02:59.220 Yeah.
00:03:00.820 Let me get those.
00:03:01.200 Why, you ain't in there skating?
00:03:02.540 Absolutely not.
00:03:03.780 Yo, that's why I ain't going to lie.
00:03:05.700 Right?
00:03:06.280 Why?
00:03:06.480 Stop lying to this n***a, bro.
00:03:08.340 Thanks.
00:03:08.800 Stop lying to him.
00:03:09.420 Hold on a second.
00:03:10.040 I want both of you sh-
00:03:11.080 Wait, wait, sh-
00:03:11.660 Stop lying to him, bro.
00:03:13.500 What's good?
00:03:14.460 What's good?
00:03:15.520 Yo.
00:03:16.760 What the f*** happened?
00:03:18.740 Hey, how you doing?
00:03:19.480 What the f*** happened over there?
00:03:20.600 Yo.
00:03:20.800 Bro, hold on a second, bro.
00:03:23.620 Hey, how you doing?
00:03:24.480 How you doing?
00:03:25.080 Yo, ma.
00:03:25.740 I'm doing good.
00:03:26.340 This is my guy right here.
00:03:27.260 He gave me a lot of idiots.
00:03:28.800 Me, me, me, me.
00:03:36.640 They paying for him?
00:03:37.840 Why?
00:03:38.940 What'd he do?
00:03:42.100 What the f*** did he call from?
00:03:43.360 Do?
00:03:48.620 What the f***, bro?
00:03:50.720 What's my hat, bro?
00:03:58.800 Because he kicked the kid?
00:04:02.960 Bro, somebody give me the clip, please.
00:04:04.180 That was probably the funniest shit I've ever seen all day.
00:04:06.380 Bro, please somebody give me that clip, bro.
00:04:09.200 I need to see that clip, like, right now, bro.
00:04:11.460 One of my mods put it in right now, please.
00:04:24.700 Hold on, let me pull this up, bro.
00:04:25.740 That was actually probably the funniest shit I've seen all day.
00:04:28.800 What you looking at, you little kid?
00:04:35.920 I'm going to f*** you little shit out of me.
00:04:37.880 Shut the f*** up, you little ass.
00:04:39.900 You little mutt, I'll be the f***.
00:04:43.800 Yo, that was crazy, bro.
00:04:45.920 Bro, I'm not going to lie.
00:04:46.880 Nah, nah, Cubs got to come back, bro.
00:04:48.540 Please.
00:04:50.340 Hold on, bro.
00:04:51.500 Bro, Cubs, bro.
00:04:52.540 Let me call him, bro.
00:04:59.200 Hold up, bro.
00:05:04.180 Bro, join back, bro.
00:05:05.760 Yo, what happened?
00:05:07.960 Join back and make, like, a real character.
00:05:10.920 Bro, I'm trying, bro.
00:05:11.860 They f***ing kicked me.
00:05:12.700 I can't.
00:05:13.340 They won't let me back in, bro.
00:05:15.920 Why?
00:05:16.320 They sent me to the ditch.
00:05:19.700 Bro, come on.
00:05:20.640 Free cuff him, bro.
00:05:22.280 I'm trying to come back right now.
00:05:23.160 You got to make, like, a normal high school student, though.
00:05:26.080 All right.
00:05:26.580 Make him realistic, though.
00:05:27.440 You got to make him fat, bro.
00:05:28.480 You have to.
00:05:30.220 What the f***?
00:05:31.000 Bitch, make your player fat damn, bitch.
00:05:32.880 All right, bro.
00:05:33.320 Just get in, bro.
00:05:34.120 Please load in.
00:05:35.320 I'm trying right now.
00:05:36.460 All right, all right, bro.
00:05:39.840 I need a fat best friend, chat.
00:05:43.320 All right, I can get that so I can put it up.
00:05:44.980 Bro, that dude, come from Chad, said his last name was that, bro.
00:05:50.680 Bro, come is crazy.
00:05:52.940 Yeah, you said what to me.
00:05:54.720 Hey, yo.
00:05:55.980 Hey, yo.
00:06:00.220 Hello?
00:06:01.820 Wait, is it time for school?
00:06:02.980 I need to get a girlfriend, bro.
00:06:03.900 I'm not going to lie to y'all, bro.
00:06:06.860 Hey, hi.
00:06:08.140 Wait.
00:06:08.760 Hello?
00:06:11.540 Hello?
00:06:13.380 You good?
00:06:13.960 Hey, yeah, can I just talk to you real quick?
00:06:17.920 Can I just talk to you, like, real quick?
00:06:19.240 Just me and you?
00:06:19.760 Real quick over here?
00:06:20.860 Yeah.
00:06:25.180 I want to f***ing...
00:06:27.080 You know what?
00:06:27.840 Excuse me.
00:06:30.280 You?
00:06:32.360 Me?
00:06:32.840 Yeah, can I come talk to you over here real quick?
00:06:34.100 Come here.
00:06:34.420 Yeah, I got you.
00:06:38.920 Hello?
00:06:39.160 How you doing?
00:06:40.020 My name is Aiden.
00:06:40.880 What's your name?
00:06:42.180 My name is Gabby.
00:06:43.380 Gabby?
00:06:43.880 Okay, that's what's up.
00:06:45.220 Where are you from?
00:06:46.880 Me?
00:06:47.360 I'm from New York.
00:06:48.620 How old are you?
00:06:50.420 Me?
00:06:50.960 I'm 18.
00:06:52.100 Oh, me too.
00:06:54.040 How about you?
00:06:55.120 18.
00:06:56.520 Oh, that's good.
00:06:57.940 Yeah.
00:07:00.460 What do you rate me 1 through 10?
00:07:08.780 Excuse me?
00:07:12.140 What do you rate me 1 through 10?
00:07:15.640 What do you say?
00:07:16.300 What do you rate me 1 through 10?
00:07:20.220 You look like a good 8.
00:07:22.720 Oh, okay.
00:07:23.300 Okay.
00:07:24.080 If we work on the eyebrows, you know.
00:07:25.820 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:26.220 Do you have a boyfriend?
00:07:27.820 Me and mom.
00:07:28.560 Just trying.
00:07:29.460 What's up, Boogie?
00:07:29.980 What you want?
00:07:31.040 What's up?
00:07:31.840 Nothing.
00:07:33.800 Nothing.
00:07:34.680 Yo, Boogie, when does school start?
00:07:38.920 Yo, when did you have a mustache?
00:07:41.080 Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:41.580 It's just spawned.
00:07:42.240 I don't know, bro.
00:07:43.840 Oh, I don't know what that means.
00:07:46.300 Oh, I mean, it just kind of like.
00:07:47.940 We about to go to the show right now.
00:07:49.480 The shooting range?
00:07:50.940 No, we about to go to the school.
00:07:53.520 Yes, I can't wait.
00:07:56.220 Come on.
00:07:57.260 I ain't go lie.
00:07:57.880 No, I see you running.
00:07:58.940 Nah, nah, nah.
00:07:59.540 You smell like fish, bro.
00:08:00.560 Get the fuck away from me.
00:08:02.340 Come on, get in your shower.
00:08:03.580 Yo, yo, Boogie.
00:08:04.560 Yo, I knocked you.
00:08:05.260 I'm gonna go jump on.
00:08:06.040 I'm gonna jump on.
00:08:06.980 Who?
00:08:08.400 All right.
00:08:08.920 Why are your hands behind your back?
00:08:11.940 Yo.
00:08:13.500 You okay?
00:08:15.560 Yep.
00:08:17.000 Okay.
00:08:17.700 Come on, hop in the shower.
00:08:25.340 Okay.
00:08:28.160 You gotta get in your front seat.
00:08:29.400 I don't know how to drive.
00:08:30.420 I got you.
00:08:32.600 Hey, so what's my schedule look like?
00:08:34.060 What's my class schedule look like?
00:08:35.820 Your schedule?
00:08:36.940 You gotta listen to your emails.
00:08:38.200 There's no right now because it's Friday.
00:08:39.960 And it's supposed to, it's a pep rally.
00:08:42.640 And a lot of events.
00:08:43.880 So there's no, there's no sadness.
00:08:45.220 So why are we going to the school right now?
00:08:47.420 Because we're doing a field trip.
00:08:49.580 Field trip?
00:08:50.960 Yeah.
00:08:51.480 Where are we going?
00:08:52.000 We already did it.
00:08:55.920 What?
00:08:56.360 We did your pep rally.
00:08:57.660 We went to the mall.
00:08:59.220 And we also went to the shaming ring.
00:09:01.720 Now we're going back to the shore.
00:09:02.740 Because you missed everything.
00:09:04.120 Damn, motherfucking.
00:09:04.900 What was the invite earlier?
00:09:05.820 The fuck?
00:09:06.220 I was trying to.
00:09:08.340 Oh.
00:09:08.460 Come back in the shore, nigga, so we can go.
00:09:10.220 Oh, my bad.
00:09:11.360 Yeah, I can't call you that.
00:09:12.300 So I'm just going to say my bad.
00:09:13.420 All right, I want to follow this car.
00:09:15.440 You can't call me what?
00:09:17.120 That word.
00:09:17.760 Okay.
00:09:18.280 So pretty much, yeah.
00:09:20.060 Pretty much, I have a question.
00:09:20.980 So what's, what's.
00:09:22.360 So like, what grade am I in?
00:09:26.100 I don't know.
00:09:26.780 You tell me.
00:09:27.380 11 to 12.
00:09:28.120 Which one you in?
00:09:32.060 The junior.
00:09:33.840 I just want to be that junior that fucks all the seniors.
00:09:35.680 You get what I'm saying?
00:09:36.740 What the fuck?
00:09:37.780 What?
00:09:39.580 Uh, huh?
00:09:40.860 What?
00:09:45.980 Wait, what?
00:09:50.600 That's it.
00:09:53.420 Wait, I don't get it.
00:09:55.240 That's it.
00:09:56.860 Yo, you know who your person is?
00:09:58.320 Sure.
00:09:59.380 That's how I need you.
00:10:01.540 Really?
00:10:02.340 The famous rapper?
00:10:04.040 Yeah, he famous.
00:10:05.640 Yo, that's a famous rapper?
00:10:08.600 Yeah.
00:10:09.460 No way, dude.
00:10:11.600 Yeah.
00:10:12.060 I want to meet him.
00:10:12.700 Can I meet him?
00:10:13.000 Do you like him, too?
00:10:14.540 Yeah.
00:10:15.020 You should go up to him and ask him another draft and tell him, you should ask YBN Almighty
00:10:19.900 J to sing Soul Train.
00:10:21.680 Ain't this his song, right?
00:10:23.460 Wait a minute.
00:10:23.980 That's actually the real YBN Almighty J?
00:10:27.300 Yeah.
00:10:27.620 Okay, I'm going to follow him.
00:10:30.340 Is that weird?
00:10:32.120 Yeah.
00:10:32.840 Follow him.
00:10:33.560 Okay.
00:10:34.500 You want to, you want to, you want to, you want to rob him?
00:10:39.020 Rob him?
00:10:40.340 Yeah.
00:10:40.840 No, he's already been robbed like thousands of times.
00:10:43.120 IRL.
00:10:43.480 I mean.
00:10:43.680 No, come on.
00:10:44.400 What?
00:10:44.840 Let's rob him.
00:10:45.780 You're going to be skinny for the night and I'm going to be robbing him in the mirror.
00:10:48.880 Yo.
00:10:53.600 Wait, so why is he going to school?
00:10:54.980 What does he do?
00:10:56.500 He's in the 12th grade.
00:10:58.840 He's a senior?
00:11:00.680 Yeah.
00:11:01.260 Wait, is that school here?
00:11:03.240 Yeah.
00:11:03.800 Where do I park at?
00:11:04.580 Park right here.
00:11:06.100 Oh, back up.
00:11:10.420 Right here, school?
00:11:11.320 Yeah.
00:11:13.000 Yo.
00:11:14.140 Yo, is he shooting up the...
00:11:15.660 What?
00:11:17.140 Yo!
00:11:18.340 Yo!
00:11:27.420 Yo!
00:11:28.140 Yo!
00:11:29.220 Yo!
00:11:29.340 Wait, wait, chat.
00:11:34.720 Um, what are you doing with that gun?
00:11:43.140 Bro, don't say aiding question.
00:11:44.440 Chat, bro.
00:11:45.120 Stop, bro.
00:11:45.660 Chat, don't do that, bro.
00:11:46.540 I don't know what y'all need, man.
00:11:48.000 Y'all got going on.
00:11:49.720 Oh, who?
00:11:50.980 Bro, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:53.560 This the campus?
00:11:56.540 Where you going, girl?
00:11:57.260 Yo, I just beat that bitch up.
00:12:10.580 I know.
00:12:11.680 What's up?
00:12:12.240 Ooh, what's up?
00:12:12.880 Ooh, what's up, baby?
00:12:13.800 How you doing?
00:12:15.440 Oh, my God.
00:12:17.320 Yo.
00:12:17.720 What's up?
00:12:18.000 Beat that bitch up in there?
00:12:19.100 She wants some smoke.
00:12:20.260 Bitch, like, where?
00:12:21.080 What's your name?
00:12:21.760 Yo.
00:12:22.080 Yo.
00:12:23.540 Yo.
00:12:23.860 He's asking for your name, yeah.
00:12:27.240 Uh, excuse me.
00:12:29.620 I don't think she want to talk.
00:12:31.240 What happened?
00:12:31.640 Damn.
00:12:32.200 Damn, you're going to dub.
00:12:33.280 You're going to dub the bro like that.
00:12:34.420 What happened?
00:12:34.460 You're going to dub the bro like that.
00:12:36.240 I don't think she want to talk.
00:12:37.220 Bro, thank you.
00:12:38.260 What the fuck?
00:12:38.460 Thank you.
00:12:39.240 Thank you, bro.
00:12:39.920 What is this?
00:12:40.240 Yo, you want to play football?
00:12:41.300 I would love to play football.
00:12:43.240 Come on, let's go.
00:12:44.100 Hold on, hold on one second.
00:12:45.000 Wait a minute.
00:12:46.780 Not you.
00:12:48.580 What?
00:12:49.260 No, not you.
00:12:50.260 Her, her, her.
00:12:52.160 Huh?
00:12:52.760 What's your name?
00:12:54.400 Faith.
00:12:55.320 Faith?
00:12:55.940 What's your name?
00:12:56.980 Yeah.
00:12:57.800 That's a beautiful name, man.
00:12:59.980 Thank you.
00:13:00.680 I appreciate it.
00:13:01.180 She's just dropped in gorgeous and shit, right?
00:13:02.960 Yeah.
00:13:04.720 What grade are you in?
00:13:06.940 I'm a junior.
00:13:07.980 Me too.
00:13:08.440 My bad.
00:13:12.200 Ew.
00:13:13.340 My bad.
00:13:14.040 Excuse me with your dirty hair.
00:13:15.620 Bro, shut the fuck up.
00:13:16.660 You're dirty as shit.
00:13:17.700 Bitch, what's your weak ass talking?
00:13:19.180 Bitch, I've recognized your motherfucking head.
00:13:21.100 Bitch, with them drawn out ass fucking eyebrows.
00:13:23.000 Bitch, ugly ass.
00:13:24.060 You want to talk about my face?
00:13:25.880 You want to talk about my face, bro?
00:13:27.280 Bitch, I'm talking about your face.
00:13:28.480 Bitch, you look a fucking mess with your ugly ass.
00:13:30.340 I don't want to say what you're talking about.
00:13:31.840 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33.540 Oh, you're optimist.
00:13:34.880 Oh, my.
00:13:35.580 Oh, my God.
00:13:37.180 Bro, I'm going to fucking do it.
00:13:38.440 Bro, it's good.
00:13:39.740 Don't you do it, bro.
00:13:40.460 Calm down, bro.
00:13:41.340 Calm down, bro.
00:13:42.960 Calm down.
00:13:43.020 Calm down.
00:13:43.040 Calm down.
00:13:44.220 Come on, let's show we can play football.
00:13:46.660 Oh, shit, bro.
00:13:47.680 All right, let's play football, bro.
00:13:48.520 Come on, bro.
00:13:49.920 Anyway, where are you from, bro?
00:13:53.200 Oh, chat, bro.
00:13:54.240 I can't, bro.
00:13:55.720 See chat like this.
00:13:56.380 If I say it, bro.
00:13:58.200 Yo.
00:13:59.700 Let's get it.
00:14:00.280 Come on, bro.
00:14:01.640 You want to get in your football gear first?
00:14:03.260 How we doing it?
00:14:03.960 Yeah.
00:14:05.000 All right, come on.
00:14:05.500 Wait, hold on.
00:14:08.240 Let me kick.
00:14:08.720 Let me kick.
00:14:11.180 All right, come on.
00:14:12.080 Let's go.
00:14:12.360 Let's go.
00:14:15.640 Wait, chat.
00:14:16.140 How the fuck do you play football?
00:14:21.100 Armets.
00:14:21.580 Oh, y'all slow.
00:14:27.280 Move.
00:14:27.680 Move.
00:14:27.960 Move up to a big ass.
00:14:29.520 Move, bitch.
00:14:30.280 The fuck?
00:14:30.680 All right, everyone get naked.
00:14:34.660 What do I do?
00:14:35.300 Yo, bro.
00:14:35.740 Get naked.
00:14:36.160 You have to.
00:14:37.260 No, bro.
00:14:38.000 Yo, come here.
00:14:38.600 Yo, fine nigga, come here.
00:14:39.340 Bro, we're in the locker room, bro.
00:14:40.780 You're about to see a lot of dicks.
00:14:42.160 You're about to see a lot of dicks.
00:14:43.320 Get out.
00:14:43.840 Chill out.
00:14:44.140 Chill out.
00:14:44.740 I'm being honest, bro.
00:14:45.660 You're about to see a lot of dicks, bro.
00:14:46.680 You're getting naked in there, bitch, bro.
00:14:47.840 Oh, damn.
00:14:48.620 Oh, damn.
00:14:49.800 Come on, a locker.
00:14:50.340 All the men in the bathroom, bro.
00:14:51.840 Goddamn, bro.
00:14:52.720 Yo, what the fuck?
00:14:53.320 Niggas changing this shit.
00:14:54.120 Niggas taking showers.
00:14:55.840 Get the fuck back.
00:14:56.580 Bitch ass nigga.
00:14:58.320 Can you even say that word?
00:15:00.140 Who is this old ass nigga?
00:15:01.340 You can't say that word, bro.
00:15:02.340 Get the fuck in my face, boy.
00:15:05.160 Really?
00:15:06.360 All right, how do I put football gear on?
00:15:08.280 That's it.
00:15:08.820 Shut up.
00:15:09.240 Everybody whip your dick out.
00:15:10.340 Don't even think of it.
00:15:11.040 Just shut up and do it.
00:15:11.900 Just shut up and do it now.
00:15:12.680 Okay, fuck it.
00:15:14.220 Don't take that word.
00:15:15.100 Everybody take out your dick now.
00:15:16.860 Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:19.420 Don't do that.
00:15:20.520 Don't do that.
00:15:23.020 He's going out of here.
00:15:23.800 He ain't doing that.
00:15:24.920 Don't doubt we're doing that.
00:15:26.460 Oh, no, no, no.
00:15:27.700 Listen, all my soul, all my life, I'm seeing your dick.
00:15:31.160 Don't put that in your soul.
00:15:31.960 Don't do that.
00:15:32.400 Don't do that.
00:15:32.700 Don't do that.
00:15:33.160 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:15:33.840 You don't even got to put that on your soul.
00:15:35.240 Don't do that.
00:15:35.900 Good.
00:15:36.860 Good.
00:15:37.280 Bro, how do I do football gear?
00:15:38.280 Oh, my God.
00:15:38.820 You're not in that nigga.
00:15:39.880 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro.
00:15:41.960 Shut up, bro.
00:15:42.460 You ugly as hell.
00:15:43.840 How you in high school and you got a mustache?
00:15:46.520 Bro, why are you on my dick, though, bro?
00:15:48.040 I'm on my number.
00:15:49.140 Get off the bro.
00:15:50.660 Get off the bro.
00:15:51.100 I'm not going to lie.
00:15:51.860 Shut up, bro.
00:15:52.700 You know what I used to do to you back in the day?
00:15:54.720 Oh, shit.
00:15:55.640 Yo.
00:15:57.080 Yo, what the fuck?
00:15:59.160 Oh, my God.
00:16:00.000 You must be a boss.
00:16:01.180 I do fuck with your bag, though.
00:16:03.080 Thank you, bro.
00:16:04.040 It's a baby.
00:16:04.900 Wait, yo.
00:16:06.180 You like my shit?
00:16:06.820 You like my shit?
00:16:07.560 Me, me, me, me, me.
00:16:08.580 You're wearing a purse, nigga.
00:16:09.900 Me, me, me, me.
00:16:11.840 Oh, what the fuck?
00:16:14.080 What I'm wearing?
00:16:14.840 Why you on my dick?
00:16:15.740 Wait, how do I get a fucking...
00:16:17.500 Bro, how do you look like that, bro?
00:16:19.940 Bro.
00:16:21.780 Yo, y'all need help with that, bro.
00:16:23.500 Yo, y'all need help with that shit, bro.
00:16:25.060 Yes.
00:16:25.920 Oh, he's helping that nigga.
00:16:26.920 All right, I'm about to help y'all, nigga.
00:16:28.080 How do you put the helmet on, fuck niggas?
00:16:29.480 Oh, yeah.
00:16:29.760 Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:30.920 Yo, stop fucking that nigga.
00:16:32.040 I ain't going to lean that way, bro.
00:16:33.380 All right, so listen.
00:16:34.040 So listen, go to him.
00:16:35.080 So listen, bro.
00:16:35.740 Bro, shut your ugly ass up, nigga.
00:16:37.800 Yo.
00:16:38.920 So go to Hassan Hillman, bro.
00:16:40.720 You know what I mean?
00:16:42.740 Go to Hassan Hillman.
00:16:43.700 Bro.
00:16:44.900 It's Hassan Hillman.
00:16:46.220 I'm just going to get banned.
00:16:47.760 You know what I mean?
00:16:48.060 Hey, man, speak up, bitch.
00:16:50.880 Bitch, I said Hassan Hillman 27, nigga.
00:16:52.900 Suck my dick.
00:16:53.640 All right, there you go.
00:16:54.380 There you go.
00:16:54.940 There you go.
00:16:55.400 Say what's your little tone.
00:16:56.280 Thanks, daddy.
00:16:57.100 Yo, what about the t-shirts?
00:16:58.600 All right.
00:16:59.060 And for the jacket.
00:17:00.200 Ain't how I put the helmet on.
00:17:01.220 Bro, stop yelling, nigga.
00:17:02.880 We finna have a football game.
00:17:04.180 So listen.
00:17:04.680 Ain't it, bro?
00:17:05.300 Know what I'm saying, bro?
00:17:07.080 All right.
00:17:07.480 So then go to Jacket.
00:17:08.560 You.
00:17:09.480 And then go to Jacket.
00:17:10.640 I ain't going to be in.
00:17:11.440 I already know you're going to lose.
00:17:13.840 Oh, God.
00:17:14.280 I'm not losing, nigga.
00:17:15.300 Jackets.
00:17:16.920 Listen.
00:17:17.200 Listen, I'm wearing number two.
00:17:18.660 Oh, I mean, I'm wearing, you know what I'm saying?
00:17:20.620 I'm wearing the rack 21, bro.
00:17:22.300 But y'all can go on rack 20 if you want to.
00:17:24.780 Okay.
00:17:26.380 Feel me?
00:17:27.280 Yeah, oh, I feel you.
00:17:28.680 I feel you.
00:17:29.480 You feel me?
00:17:30.140 What about pants?
00:17:31.600 Man, what's up?
00:17:32.260 Pants, feel me?
00:17:33.480 Bro, this stupid nigga in my way, nigga.
00:17:35.860 Your mama smell like booty.
00:17:36.960 Yeah.
00:17:38.320 Pants.
00:17:40.960 You said what?
00:17:41.900 Pants, bro.
00:17:43.320 But who the fuck is it?
00:17:44.080 Are you fucking deaf?
00:17:45.220 Damn.
00:17:45.920 Suck my dick.
00:17:47.780 Bro, move out of the way, bro.
00:17:49.980 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:17:52.780 Yo, who's this?
00:17:53.800 Oh, my bad.
00:17:55.520 If I was in your way, my bad.
00:17:56.720 My bad.
00:17:57.280 Go to rack 20.
00:17:58.100 Thank you.
00:17:59.200 Changing my shoes.
00:18:00.280 What was the helmet, bro?
00:18:02.540 Are there cleats?
00:18:04.240 Are there cleats?
00:18:05.160 Are we actually here to play a good ballgame, right?
00:18:06.960 Right, boys?
00:18:08.480 Football pants.
00:18:10.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:18:10.740 They're going to grab them next week.
00:18:12.980 What about cleats?
00:18:14.340 What was the helmet?
00:18:15.500 That too.
00:18:16.660 They folks slide up out the way.
00:18:18.080 Why all of us got the Ravens on, bro?
00:18:19.580 You ugly nigga.
00:18:21.820 Hey, chill out, bro.
00:18:22.580 What a cleats.
00:18:23.280 Yo, bro, can you move?
00:18:24.920 That's what I'm saying.
00:18:25.620 My nigga, you in my way.
00:18:26.780 Bro, who's this old head in front of me, bro?
00:18:30.180 Damn.
00:18:31.580 Bro, I'm shit lagging, bro.
00:18:33.500 I'm shit lagging, bro.
00:18:35.500 I'm shit lagging, bro.
00:18:36.580 Come on, gang.
00:18:40.300 I told you about that shit.
00:18:42.260 Bro.
00:18:43.800 You said what?
00:18:46.720 How about it in my face if I can't?
00:18:48.740 Bro, get on the other chain, bro.
00:18:50.900 Hey, guys.
00:18:51.440 I'm the coach.
00:18:52.020 I'm the coach, all right?
00:18:52.840 I'm the coach.
00:18:53.180 Oh, you are not your coach, bro.
00:18:55.300 You ugly?
00:18:55.720 Come here.
00:18:56.020 Come here.
00:18:56.600 He's ugly.
00:18:58.140 Uh, uh.
00:18:59.420 What a, uh.
00:19:01.140 What a, uh.
00:19:01.880 Oh, damn.
00:19:10.560 Yo.
00:19:11.860 Where the hell with it?
00:19:17.860 Where everybody is, bro?
00:19:19.480 I don't know, bro.
00:19:20.340 Yo, pass.
00:19:28.680 Pass.
00:19:29.600 I'm gonna go out for the pay.
00:19:30.680 How do I catch it?
00:19:32.760 That's how you throw a ball right there, sir.
00:19:35.360 E?
00:19:35.900 Okay, how do I throw it?
00:19:37.680 Flex your E-muscle again.
00:19:40.680 Oh, shit.
00:19:41.040 Yo.
00:19:41.700 Flex your E-muscle.
00:19:43.040 Oh, that's fire.
00:19:45.560 Yo.
00:19:46.040 Yo.
00:19:52.540 That's fire, chat.
00:20:00.680 Could you actually catch it?
00:20:03.240 What is your 12th grade, uh, girl's gym class?
00:20:08.600 What the fuck?
00:20:09.140 What up?
00:20:09.920 Come here right now, boy.
00:20:11.020 Pick up that fucking ball and throw that shit.
00:20:12.980 Okay.
00:20:13.260 Yo, come on.
00:20:14.060 Let's play.
00:20:14.660 Let's play.
00:20:15.320 Let's play.
00:20:16.020 I've been on a tap.
00:20:16.520 Oh, yes, coach.
00:20:17.340 Let's play.
00:20:18.780 Uh.
00:20:19.200 You coach?
00:20:19.820 Sir, yes, sir.
00:20:22.740 Yeah.
00:20:23.920 You better get on that fucking field and y'all better drop 50.
00:20:26.400 Okay, I got you, um, coach.
00:20:28.520 Is this the, who is this the coach?
00:20:30.980 It's the coach.
00:20:32.040 What?
00:20:32.380 I'm not small, Isaiah.
00:20:33.140 We need a bathroom.
00:20:34.000 I'm not small.
00:20:34.860 I'm not small.
00:20:35.140 I don't know what coach this is.
00:20:36.700 I don't know what coach this is.
00:20:36.720 I don't know what coach this is.
00:20:37.300 I'm a fat boy.
00:20:37.620 We're going on the Luger Street game.
00:20:39.080 If he's the coach.
00:20:40.280 Sir, can you come over and talk to me real quick?
00:20:41.940 What?
00:20:42.640 Five star.
00:20:43.280 Number one five star in the country.
00:20:45.080 I'm the best player in the world.
00:20:46.720 Where are you going, bro?
00:20:47.440 I transfer.
00:20:49.420 See?
00:20:49.780 I'm trying to, uh, yeah.
00:20:52.180 Yeah.
00:20:54.900 Yeah.
00:20:55.180 I see.
00:20:56.400 Okay, how are you recruiting to coach?
00:20:57.900 Um, sir, I have been hired by, listen, I've been hired by UCLA.
00:21:03.060 Hang on.
00:21:03.420 I think, I think they're hired from Shipper really.
00:21:04.680 I won 30 championships.
00:21:07.580 Um, all right, so, um, so you should say.
00:21:10.680 I'm just here to win championships.
00:21:12.120 You hear me?
00:21:12.960 I mean, yes.
00:21:13.700 I mean, this is, let me tell you, Tom, this is what we all here for, you know what I'm saying?
00:21:17.100 We all here to make this school the best, best team in the state, you know what I'm saying?
00:21:20.060 Yeah.
00:21:20.680 So you think you can do that?
00:21:22.980 Yeah.
00:21:23.800 I like that.
00:21:24.220 You know what I'm saying?
00:21:24.520 We got to kick some ass, you know what I'm saying?
00:21:25.960 Yeah, you don't even know what I do.
00:21:28.120 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:21:29.180 I don't remember all the same, as long as you're on the same page.
00:21:32.320 You already know, I already know.
00:21:33.760 Hey, look, the only thing I got required is make sure you have a black boy at running back
00:21:37.380 and a black boy wide receiver.
00:21:38.380 Hey, wait, excuse me.
00:21:41.100 I'm the best quarterback in the school.
00:21:43.520 I'm ranked.
00:21:44.620 And I'm the best running back.
00:21:45.740 I'm ranked.
00:21:46.020 Let me see you throw a ball, son.
00:21:48.100 Yeah, I got you.
00:21:49.000 Let me go see you throw a ball.
00:21:49.780 Yeah, let me see that.
00:21:50.420 All right.
00:21:51.800 That's my quarterback right here.
00:21:55.860 Mm-hmm.
00:21:56.460 Ready?
00:21:57.680 Mm-hmm.
00:21:58.080 Mm-hmm.
00:21:58.760 Ready.
00:21:59.280 Throw that bitch, right?
00:22:00.180 Oh, shit.
00:22:02.820 He launched that motherfucker.
00:22:03.880 What the fuck?
00:22:04.460 What the fuck did they go?
00:22:05.840 He launched that bitch.
00:22:06.800 All right.
00:22:07.240 Yeah, coach, I don't know if you're new, man.
00:22:08.880 I know you're new here, but they compare me to Peyton Manning.
00:22:12.000 Peyton Manning?
00:22:12.560 Damn, man.
00:22:12.980 Yeah.
00:22:13.600 And this is my running back right here.
00:22:16.400 Oh, I know he good.
00:22:17.120 He black with wicks.
00:22:18.840 I know he good.
00:22:19.920 Hey, look, I got you, man.
00:22:21.680 That doesn't mean he.
00:22:22.480 He got a star recruit.
00:22:23.700 No, no, no.
00:22:24.180 I know you good.
00:22:24.600 I know you good.
00:22:25.000 You black with wicks.
00:22:25.860 I know you good.
00:22:26.200 Hey, hey, hey.
00:22:27.180 Okay.
00:22:27.720 So, coach, when we play rivals, I'm ready, man.
00:22:30.160 I'm telling you.
00:22:30.780 I'm, you know, I'm good.
00:22:34.240 You ready?
00:22:34.880 We got all the offense on control, man.
00:22:36.240 Yes, coach.
00:22:37.020 All right.
00:22:37.420 I like that.
00:22:37.880 I like that.
00:22:38.380 All right.
00:22:38.540 Come on.
00:22:38.920 All right.
00:22:39.140 Tell him to the rest of the team.
00:22:40.060 Make sure we got these monkeys in line.
00:22:41.300 Make sure all they are ready.
00:22:42.120 Hey, no.
00:22:42.500 Hey, no.
00:22:43.480 Yeah.
00:22:44.200 You got to call them.
00:22:45.240 No.
00:22:46.260 Hold on, bro.
00:22:47.060 Hold on.
00:22:47.380 Hold on.
00:22:48.120 That's not even funny, bro.
00:22:49.160 Hold on.
00:22:54.220 Bro.
00:22:55.060 Nah, come.
00:22:56.180 Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:59.620 Yo.
00:23:00.360 Yo.
00:23:01.080 Listen, bro.
00:23:01.700 Listen.
00:23:02.300 Do not say that, bro.
00:23:03.340 Actually, don't say that, bro.
00:23:04.760 Come on.
00:23:05.400 All right.
00:23:05.820 I got you.
00:23:06.280 Nah, don't.
00:23:06.840 Come on, bro.
00:23:07.360 Come on, bro.
00:23:08.000 I'm not laughing at that, chat.
00:23:09.680 I'm not laughing at that.
00:23:11.300 What happened?
00:23:13.620 My fault.
00:23:14.140 I'm not going to call y'all that, okay?
00:23:14.920 I'm not going to call y'all at your name.
00:23:15.960 All right.
00:23:16.100 I'm just learning you guys' name one by one.
00:23:17.880 I got you.
00:23:18.340 All right.
00:23:19.140 Nah.
00:23:20.340 Nah, bro.
00:23:20.880 Yo.
00:23:28.240 Uh, hello?
00:23:32.600 Hello?
00:23:32.920 Do they kick-off him?
00:23:38.100 Do they kick-off him?
00:23:48.220 And there's my quarterback right here, nigga.
00:23:49.980 My quarterback right here.
00:23:50.940 Yes, sir.
00:23:51.460 We ready to win some games, man.
00:23:53.640 You talking about, nigga?
00:23:54.440 Yeah, I'm the QB.
00:23:56.020 Nah, I'm the QB, bitch.
00:23:57.940 Nah, nigga.
00:23:58.520 He's the QB.
00:23:59.100 I'm the QB.
00:24:01.120 I can throw faster than you and better than you.
00:24:02.620 I'm number one in the nation, nigga.
00:24:04.120 Listen, listen, listen.
00:24:04.960 Where everybody come from?
00:24:05.720 My nigga number one in the nation, nigga.
00:24:07.520 Where everybody comes from?
00:24:08.120 Can everybody change it, right?
00:24:08.940 I'm number one whole lot in the nation.
00:24:09.840 Oh, I'm from L.A.
00:24:11.140 You're from L.A.?
00:24:11.700 I'm from Florida.
00:24:12.700 I'm top 30 in these.
00:24:13.680 And I said top 30.
00:24:14.660 Okay.
00:24:15.380 I'm number one quarterback in the nation, nigga.
00:24:18.280 That's your son, bro.
00:24:19.040 How do we got two quarterbacks?
00:24:20.440 Let me see that.
00:24:21.040 Let me see that ball.
00:24:21.600 Let me see that ball.
00:24:22.040 I got you.
00:24:23.000 I can throw that bitch over here.
00:24:24.340 Ready?
00:24:24.540 Go on, go on, go on.
00:24:29.100 I wish the football, bro.
00:24:32.080 I wish the football.
00:24:33.020 We got Ben again.
00:24:34.160 Wait, Chaz, come Ben again.
00:24:36.300 Who's your mama?
00:24:37.440 Who's your mama?
00:24:38.480 Go tell your mama.
00:24:40.320 I think they got the middle school set down.
00:24:42.180 I am a freshman.
00:24:43.540 What do you mean?
00:24:43.960 Who are you?
00:24:44.600 Look, look, look.
00:24:46.300 What's up, bro?
00:24:46.840 Your mom.
00:24:47.840 I'm the head quarterback.
00:24:48.460 I'm the head quarterback.
00:24:50.980 I'm the head quarterback.
00:24:51.800 Who is this old ass?
00:24:53.040 Oh, bro.
00:24:53.380 Yeah.
00:24:54.000 I'm a quarterback.
00:24:56.060 Excuse me.
00:24:56.780 You're not going to talk to star quarterback like that.
00:24:59.100 I can't hear you, man.
00:25:00.780 Go ahead, bro.
00:25:02.520 What's up, Pinkhead?
00:25:03.380 How you doing?
00:25:04.000 Hey, bud.
00:25:04.480 She tweaking.
00:25:05.080 She don't answer nobody.
00:25:06.180 She ain't going to answer you, bro.
00:25:08.020 Okay.
00:25:08.380 She don't know how to answer people.
00:25:11.760 Mr. Football Player, do you need this?
00:25:13.500 Yes, sir.
00:25:14.420 Give me that football, please.
00:25:15.320 Yeah, there you go.
00:25:16.200 Thank you.