Annoying CHALLENGED Adin to a $500 Wager and this Happened... (NBA 2K20)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 6 minutes
Words per Minute
114.4431
Summary
In this episode, we talk about our first game of the season and how we feel about it. We also talk about Aiden's first game and how he sucks at basketball and how bad he is at it. We talk about how bad Aiden is at basketball, and how good Aiden can be at basketball.
Transcript
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Bro, bro, I'm not gonna lie, chat, chat, I'm not gonna lie.
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Is it my fault that we- I get- I get that I wasn't shooting that game, chat.
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How about you get your fucking center, and I get my guard, and we can play for a thousand fucking dollars, bitch.
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Like I said, bro, this is gonna be the freest cash I've ever gotten in my life, bro.
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Get Rel, get- I don't give a fuck who you get, bro.
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If I get a great center, you're not fucking stupid, bro.
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If I get a great center, you're not gonna beat me.
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Go right, go all the way right, go all the way right.
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Just kind of look how you're playing the screen, bro.
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Trying to, like, hold B and not really go into it.
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because if you're just gonna throw lobs like that,
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There's no way he got under the paint like that, bro.
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You had to shot three times in one possession, bro.
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I have the board if you shoot it when I say shoot it.
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If he's playing high as fuck like that, like, out, like, towards half court, you have to
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Can't play under a screen when he's playing half court like that.
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I don't like when you guys do slow-mo without my permission, bro.
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Last time I warned you guys, I'm going to start taking mods.
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This kid's twerking at the fucking free throw line.
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That's what you got to do every single time, bro.
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It's just easy as fuck to fucking score off it.
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Next time, either lob it or shoot the ball when you're open on that baseline.
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I'm going to eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now a little bit.
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Bro, there's no way we didn't get the game, bro.
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I didn't think you're going to go up right there.
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And, bro, what about the other three fucking games?
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You're over here shooting fucking shots in their faces and shit.
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I'm pretty sure we got a slipper because I couldn't get open.
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Bro, and then he got that free board on you game three.
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And then you're just letting fucking annoying to shoot in the wide open middies.
00:23:01.100
If you hedge it, though, bro, we can at least get some...
00:23:02.740
Bro, they're not stupid to fall for a hedge, bro.
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We got the ball at least twice or three times a game.
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If you were not fucking hedge, bro, we would have actually had a chance.
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You got open like five fucking times, though, bro, and you didn't shoot the ball.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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Bro, why are you passing up wide open shots, though?
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Like, I don't understand why you don't talk then, bro.
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You shot three for fucking ten the first fucking game.
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bro after my center you should be sending fucking screens that are fucking bro i'm setting screens
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though i'm setting screens bro i'm setting screens though bro they're feathers they're feathers he's
00:24:03.900
getting held on the pigs they're feathers and you aren't getting boards bro my guy just said
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oh my god we can pull up the box scores every game bro to you for you to say that it was even
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my fault at the slightest way yeah but the box bro but the box score is not gonna show the screens
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though that's the thing bro i got you open plenty of times you don't shoot the fucking ball
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you're playing scared as fuck what are you scared of it's a virtual fucking game i don't think so i
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don't think so i don't think so no no i don't give a fuck about what you think i feel like you're
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getting me up with those fucking but not those fucking shitty ass feathers then we actually had
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a chance of winning bro they're not feathers if you're wide the fuck open they were feathers though
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you're wide the fuck open nah i was not wide the fuck open i swear to god you were open at least
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four or five shots a game go back and check the board count bro we should go back and check the
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board count it doesn't matter bro he's literally chucking up shots and saying board what do you
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want me to do i did ask failure we should check the fucking board count bro but we but we talked
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about this game plan earlier though we said we we said we should you need to prepare for those easy
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boards because you know that we're gonna because we both know that he's gonna do that shit and bro i
00:25:08.500
got offensive boards it's not my fault if you miss off the offensive fucking board how the fuck is
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that my fault aiden is not entirely you know i'm not blaming the whole time on bro i'm not i'm not blaming
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this all on aiden of course it was my fault too i wasn't shooting it bro of course i was thank you
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no period bro i can be faulted i took a bad layup here and there i i or i missed the border but you
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not open off my fucking screens bitch i'm not gonna lie bro i just feel like if we play better d and
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you guys if you were to hedge that shit way more i feel like we actually don't want bro but there is
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no defense in the lineup mario bro bro bro bro bro please just listen bro please just fucking
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listen to me for one fucking second bro i'm sending you big bodies right and you're cooking
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past mario you're wide the fuck open you have rel on you when the arrows are mismatched
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why are you not shooting the ball when i have board you're not calling for the free board i don't
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i don't see you in the paint you're just standing at the free throw line
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nah nah nah bro i know you're trolling bro you're not being serious right now bro i'm being dead ass
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serious i literally see you sitting at the free point of the fucking free point at the fucking
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you man motherfucker you must have sniffed a can of fucking paint before we played this series
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like bro you think it's funny but i'm dead you're diluted like you're tripping
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nah dude drop four tabs of fucking acid i would literally see you set a screen and you won't
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even slip you literally just said the fucking free throw like what the fuck is that bro because
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what do you want me to do you're the guard you kind of coach me bro just bro just literally sit
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in the paint just just hold that's what i did though it's it's that's what i do bro i did not see
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that shit bro i would literally see you sit at the fucking free throw oh my god bro you can't you
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can't act bro you appreciate you bro you can't bro appreciate what there's that motherfucker if
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he's saying that you that aiden sold you motherfucker everyone knows that you played
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like shit you fucking miss you shot like four for eleven every fucking fucking act listen to me i
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fucking miss that shit i fucking do bitch but listen you're not getting me fucking open that's
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the fucking big promise why i'm not open why would i get open i'm a fucking center i'm not
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shooting the fucking ball i'm not getting open bro i'm not getting open i'm not getting open
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bro nah bro nah nah i'm not gonna lie my heart is heavy as fuck you gotta be fucking kidding you're
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joking i can't get fucking open on feather screens bitch i can't get their brick walls what are you
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talking about i can't get fucking open up that shit bro maddie sucks cool no i fucking don't i just
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have a center that's setting fucking feathers bro you know what how about you get your fucking center
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and i get my guard and we can play for a thousand fucking dollars bitch i don't have a fucking center on
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then get one welcome to fucking next spot get saggy mo i get i'll get mario's mindset let's do a
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thousand dollar two thousand i'll put my whole fucking bank account versus your bank account
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two thousand dollar pot two thousand dollars you're not you're not down to do it though bro
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two thousand dollar pot i'm down but who's who's gonna be guard you you get on your guard bitch
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i'm already on a guard who the who's gonna play guard mario's mindset all right bet who's your center
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i'm down who's your center right now chat who wants to play with me chat who wants to play with me
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you're playing with the center you're playing like what bro nah you're trolling you're not
00:28:00.120
you're i'm not trolling bro i'm down two thousand dollar pot i'm down i know i'll fucking beat you
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i'm down you want to lock it in tonight we'll lock it in right now we'll lock it in right now
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he sent me 250 dollars so are we doing this shit or what bro let's go well obviously i didn't send
00:28:16.860
you the fucking money just so you can right now bro i'm just saying bro let's go let's do this shit
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right now no more fucking games lie no bitch lie stop getting your haunt nation boys involved bro no
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bitch this is you're not playing with any of them you're not playing with them you're not playing
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with rel you're not a good center you're not playing with rel you're not playing with rel
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you're not playing with rel you're playing with morio mario's a fucking god why can't i
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play with a god like center the fuck flow and snaggy mo let's play with snaggy mo
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now what the fuck why i'm playing with snaggy mo really wants to play mel fucking roll with
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well what real bro play please please just play snaggy mo bro
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play with bro a snaggy mo even in my chat i'm down and play with snaggy mo busy even
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my fucking snaggamo go to his stream bro it's maddie2k underscore like i said bro this is
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gonna be the freest cash if i've ever got in my life bro so let's play get rel get whoever you
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want bro get rel get whatever listen get whatever you want get rel get i don't give a fuck who you
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get bro i'm gonna fuck rel up and you up bro i don't care who you get bro you're not fucking
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if you're in a great center you're not gonna beat me
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let's get it game one let's get it all right come on
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appreciate that such fun all right let me move these alerts
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come on dawg it's literally it's you don't have the board
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33 33 fucking percent girl 33 fucking percent 33 fucking percent 33 fucking percent 33 fucking percent
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come on mario let's lock the in beat him he's horrible slip it's me green
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it's lagging i'm lagging i'm lagging look at that lag he made it anywhere
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And in the beginning, I got that board, and then he stole from me right away.
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Lagging, lagging, lagging, lagging, lagging horribly.
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That was the worst lag spike I think I've gotten, bro.
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I should have came up for a scream, but I thought we were going to shoot the ball, bro.
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If I win this wager, this is going to be a really good video
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We argued and I need you to get the argument on...
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That's what I'm going to give you tonight for your birthday.
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You guys are wearing the same fucking shirt, bro
00:53:16.800
Now you guys are all of a sudden on me and Mario's side, bro
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This community is so two-faced and fucking weird, bro
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There's no way I'm losing a game where I have ten boards, bro
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Shoot over here with another five gifted subs, yo