Adin Live - January 04, 2022


Ball Brothers Try NOT to Laugh 😂


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

169.36209

Word Count

1,508

Sentence Count

2

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

Lonzo Ball and LeVar Ball are beefing it up in the NBA. The guys talk about the Ball family, the Ball name change, and more. Also, LaMelo Ball is in the NCAA tournament and the guys give their thoughts on it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You a selfish mother
00:00:01.280 Oh, fuck no
00:00:04.760 You get tapped in the head
00:00:06.780 I told your ass
00:00:07.820 Oh, bet
00:00:13.460 LeVar Ball Young
00:00:14.240 Okay, let's watch this, Chad
00:00:15.440 Let's watch this
00:00:15.940 Hey, Chad, let's try not to laugh, okay
00:00:17.680 Let's try not to laugh, Chad
00:00:20.300 Let's try not to laugh, okay
00:00:21.220 You think you're bigger than what you are
00:00:24.200 And you're not
00:00:24.940 Here, hold the ball
00:00:27.280 Because you ain't used to it
00:00:28.460 Yo, in front of all these people
00:00:30.740 That's crazy
00:00:31.740 And until you learn to be like your brother
00:00:34.460 And play both ends
00:00:35.500 Oh
00:00:35.920 You'll be sorry as hell
00:00:37.120 Yo
00:00:38.000 It goes out of bounds, but
00:00:39.920 A few moments later
00:00:45.440 You a selfish mother
00:00:48.160 Oh, fuck no
00:00:51.640 You get tapped in the head
00:00:53.640 I told your ass
00:00:54.580 We cannot
00:00:56.740 Respond like that
00:00:59.080 You of all people
00:01:03.400 Would you let me down
00:01:05.280 You
00:01:05.500 My brand
00:01:07.300 You
00:01:07.620 My game
00:01:08.620 We don't win
00:01:09.740 Because your ass
00:01:10.560 Let's go
00:01:11.640 What you want to do
00:01:12.740 I ain't gonna lie though
00:01:16.440 Right there
00:01:16.980 Right then and there though, Chad
00:01:18.020 If somebody
00:01:18.540 If somebody
00:01:18.980 If somebody's in your face like that
00:01:20.300 You're gonna fight them
00:01:21.660 I mean, like
00:01:22.260 You know what I'm saying
00:01:23.460 I get what he's saying
00:01:24.680 But when you're hot in the moment
00:01:25.900 You're hot in the moment
00:01:26.560 You know what I'm saying
00:01:27.220 Son, I told your ass
00:01:29.200 Like, Chad
00:01:29.520 I'm not letting nobody bitch me
00:01:30.640 You know what I'm saying, Chad
00:01:31.320 That's not something I would do
00:01:32.680 I said, you're getting on my bad last nerve
00:01:35.120 Because you're doing the wrong
00:01:35.920 Over and over and over
00:01:38.640 Work on your shot, son
00:01:40.120 You're looking sad
00:01:41.640 I'm just telling you
00:01:42.500 Shouldn't have come down there
00:01:43.520 They would have been off you
00:01:44.240 30 feet
00:01:44.980 Pull the trigger
00:01:45.660 It's used to making all them long-ass shots
00:01:47.860 You can't shoot them in the game
00:01:48.840 When you're tired
00:01:49.400 You need some water?
00:01:54.020 Come get some water
00:01:54.680 You need a water break
00:01:55.660 You do need some
00:01:56.420 I need no water
00:01:57.300 All right then
00:01:58.260 Show me you can run then
00:01:59.760 You got the water?
00:02:02.580 What'd you say?
00:02:04.580 What'd you say?
00:02:06.160 Come here, boy
00:02:06.920 Turn them cameras that way
00:02:08.460 What are you doing?
00:02:10.800 I'm gonna be honest, Chad
00:02:11.460 Y'all can't say he's an L dad, bro
00:02:13.560 He literally put all of his sons in the NBA
00:02:15.720 At the end of the day, Chad
00:02:17.380 He literally fucking put all of his sons in the NBA
00:02:19.360 He has a multi-million dollar fucking business
00:02:21.860 Brand
00:02:22.560 He's a fucking W dad, bro
00:02:24.160 He knows exactly what he was doing, bro
00:02:25.620 The reason why he was so hard on his kids
00:02:27.720 Is because he literally
00:02:28.740 Look, they're all in the
00:02:29.700 Fucking NBA
00:02:30.220 And actually
00:02:30.880 LaMelo Ball is playing amazing
00:02:32.360 Lonzo's great
00:02:33.200 They're great
00:02:34.080 Chat, Jello made it to the NBA, though
00:02:39.880 He still made it to the NBA
00:02:40.820 He just
00:02:41.360 You know
00:02:42.300 He probably wasn't taking that seriously
00:02:44.060 I don't know
00:02:44.420 I don't want to speak on another man's situation
00:02:45.660 But
00:02:46.260 I don't know
00:02:46.760 But he still technically made it to the NBA, Chad
00:02:48.940 I ain't gonna lie, though
00:02:53.200 I bet you his biggest regret is
00:02:54.380 The UCLA trip
00:02:55.460 I would say
00:02:56.420 Probably from Jello
00:02:57.180 You know what I'm saying?
00:02:57.880 I don't know
00:02:58.200 But that probably
00:02:59.400 That probably fucked him over really hard
00:03:00.800 Yeah, this is kind of a normal thing
00:03:07.960 Lonzo, let me call you again, son
00:03:09.940 Now you're getting on my bad side doing this
00:03:12.400 Everybody in the cards, man
00:03:14.340 The vote leaves it at 12.45 for now
00:03:16.960 I don't know what I'm gonna win
00:03:17.860 Because the leader looking like
00:03:19.240 He's sad
00:03:20.100 Walking
00:03:20.540 Let me sleep
00:03:21.660 I'll tell you what, Melo
00:03:22.940 You can sleep the rest of the tournament
00:03:24.160 If you want to, son
00:03:25.060 You ain't got to play
00:03:26.860 Here, hold the ball
00:03:27.680 Because you ain't used to it
00:03:28.760 And until you learn to be like your brother
00:03:31.680 And play both ends
00:03:32.660 That's insane
00:03:33.360 You'll be sorry as hell
00:03:34.280 You don't have enough of this killer in here yet
00:03:36.120 I don't see it
00:03:37.000 That's insane
00:03:38.600 You're going like this
00:03:39.460 Like you
00:03:39.820 Like you
00:03:40.220 Like you
00:03:40.700 I just asked you
00:03:41.940 What the fuck you gonna say
00:03:43.060 Uh, just like Tyrus
00:03:45.120 You sound like
00:03:47.120 I took him because I like him
00:03:50.200 What the fuck?
00:03:51.920 I said, you're going to
00:03:52.800 You're that with
00:03:53.380 I don't give a fuck about his opinion
00:04:06.780 I just want to hear
00:04:08.240 But no, no, no
00:04:08.760 Listen to me, son
00:04:09.560 When I come out with a name
00:04:12.260 And then somebody tell me to change it
00:04:13.740 That's like me telling me to change your name
00:04:15.680 That's like people saying
00:04:16.820 Hey, don't change Lonzo's name
00:04:19.120 And Alfonso
00:04:19.760 On the fact that he's been damaged goods
00:04:21.500 For the last two years
00:04:23.380 I'm very disappointed in you
00:04:28.060 About the childish
00:04:29.280 That you got me
00:04:30.480 On a whole nother zone
00:04:31.700 I'll tell you your stats
00:04:33.520 So you can see
00:04:34.120 What the hell this is
00:04:35.240 Two for ten
00:04:36.080 Ten turnover
00:04:36.880 I don't give a fuck
00:04:38.840 You heard it, see
00:04:39.600 Wait, I don't get it, Chad
00:04:40.540 He wanted to change his name to Alfonso
00:04:43.040 Read it
00:04:44.080 Or wrote it down yourself
00:04:45.260 I'm going to say them out loud
00:04:46.960 So you're asking him again
00:04:48.340 End of the third quarter
00:04:51.180 Whoa
00:04:52.540 All right
00:05:10.080 All right
00:05:21.980 Quarter, your ass got eight turnovers
00:05:25.120 That's what I'm
00:05:25.900 Chad, why don't you guys spam 9-3-0-3
00:05:27.560 Chad, I'm going to test y'all
00:05:28.920 What's 9-3-0-3
00:05:29.920 About to say
00:05:31.140 You don't have no concept
00:05:33.300 Of how you're going to start the game
00:05:34.660 The game should have been assists
00:05:36.360 You're not getting no good shots for people
00:05:38.600 You're worried about what you're doing
00:05:40.080 The first one you launch a 40-footer
00:05:41.820 Tell me to show if you ask me
00:05:44.600 I'm terrible, son
00:05:46.820 I thought you was better than that, man
00:05:48.400 You think you're bigger than what you are
00:05:49.940 And you're not
00:05:50.680 You're not a good leader, son
00:05:55.680 Because you're not focused on the game
00:05:58.040 You ain't getting nobody to the league
00:05:59.780 Playing like that
00:06:00.580 Your mind's got to be super strong
00:06:03.280 And you're losing it right now
00:06:04.600 Because you're caught up in the hype
00:06:06.080 I'm going to tell you this
00:06:08.280 If you don't want to play basketball
00:06:09.600 You need to go do something else
00:06:11.560 Go ahead and strip that
00:06:16.020 Come on, Dale
00:06:17.520 Oh, he finally got a tattoo
00:06:21.800 The fool went crazy and threw all over his body
00:06:35.140 My dad don't like tattoos
00:06:37.660 Dude, my hand feel like I can slap the hell out of you right now
00:06:41.040 You know I don't like tattoos
00:06:43.400 So I guess when we get back home
00:06:45.200 You got somewhere else to stay
00:06:46.200 Because I ain't let you stay in my house with that
00:06:47.760 All over your chest
00:06:48.840 Because I told you
00:06:49.540 If you're living in my presence
00:06:50.720 You better live my way
00:06:52.520 Dad, you guys think LaVar Ball plays that saw shit?
00:06:55.980 Yes or no?
00:06:57.480 Bling, bling, bling
00:06:58.380 That's the only song
00:07:00.900 Bling, bling, bling
00:07:01.740 Big booty
00:07:05.180 See, what I'll tell you about
00:07:08.040 That thing is
00:07:09.000 That ain't got nothing to do
00:07:09.840 I'm just saying
00:07:10.480 I didn't cuss
00:07:11.700 That ain't got nothing to do with it
00:07:13.320 You can't do that
00:07:14.880 Listen, man
00:07:15.680 Give me a second
00:07:17.080 Come here
00:07:18.180 We're not talking about
00:07:20.360 Boobly bitches
00:07:22.280 You gotta be smart
00:07:23.760 Hey, watch out, watch out
00:07:24.600 We're not even dealing with that
00:07:26.000 You gotta watch what you say, wild boy
00:07:28.460 Or you wanna sit on the sideline
00:07:30.880 Hey, y'all gotta understand, man
00:07:33.700 This is real
00:07:34.340 Y'all coming in half-assed
00:07:36.020 Looking cool
00:07:36.660 Like y'all gonna play
00:07:37.480 Y'all ain't got your goddamn heads
00:07:39.000 And what's going on, man
00:07:39.980 Now, we get 120 points
00:07:42.100 On the fact that
00:07:43.260 You gotta
00:07:43.980 Come to play
00:07:45.100 I watch your head down
00:07:46.520 I watch your head down too much
00:07:47.340 You walk in
00:07:48.640 Head down
00:07:49.440 And you're putting all this excess pressure on your ass
00:07:52.260 You frustrated
00:07:53.160 You can't make a layup
00:07:53.980 Now you got him playing one-on-one
00:07:56.020 Because you don't believe in your ass
00:07:57.020 To knock down the shot
00:07:57.740 I understand where my dad coming from
00:08:00.180 Everybody really intense right now
00:08:01.660 And everybody got their mind
00:08:02.560 I'm winning the championship
00:08:03.400 The reason we're struggling
00:08:04.580 Cause of your ass
00:08:05.780 Straight up
00:08:06.820 There's the lowest dudes in the world
00:08:08.100 But they got heart
00:08:08.720 And you can't score down low
00:08:09.900 All these years I raised you
00:08:11.500 I thought you was with me
00:08:12.540 The whole time
00:08:13.400 Do or die
00:08:15.260 Yo, Chad
00:08:15.820 Who's the best looking ball brother?
00:08:18.840 You showed me right there
00:08:20.340 Right there, son
00:08:21.520 See, I don't give a man
00:08:23.200 I don't see you being remorseful
00:08:25.480 I think you'll just roll your own beat
00:08:27.640 I don't care about the family like that
00:08:30.500 I told you family is first
00:08:32.000 I told you family is first
00:08:35.000 So you guys are all saying different answers
00:08:38.020 Are you not going to school
00:08:39.060 And not being around me
00:08:40.120 You're losing value
00:08:41.020 You're losing value
00:08:43.060 Cause you're just out running wild
00:08:45.380 Paying your money
00:08:46.560 Letting you do whatever you want
00:08:48.100 You're not studying
00:08:48.880 You're not going to school
00:08:50.660 I said, oh, this one can handle it
00:08:52.680 But you show up and you can't