Beat Me in a 1v1, Win $1,000!
Episode Stats
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Summary
On this episode of the Podcast, the brother and sister duo of and are joined by their good friend Shaggy Little Ice. They talk about the NBA Playoffs, NBA Finals, and much more!
Transcript
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if you pull up on me and cuff him today and you beat us you will win a thousand dollars i'm paying
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you on the spot let's make these rules real quick all right um no post lock lineup no double center
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lineup no double iso guard lineup um yeah no double lock yeah no double lock no double
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lock lineup i ain't gonna lie we should we should just put no post score at all because we just
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say no post lock just no post scores at all check because i'm gonna be um brain banning that i'm
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betting that i'm betting kyrie irving spin jumper i don't want anyone pulling up with that that was
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glitchy bro no i banned it did they even fix yet chat or no are we out are we betting l2ing we should
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man out to income i don't think it's good this shit because you could let you lose the ball so easy
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okay all right let's get it man all right all right i can't oh my god i'm gonna lose bro
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turn my game sorry oh easy one you mean easy win oh my god i'm not lagging shut your
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f**k up nigga shut the f**k up nigga what you talking about nigga what you're gonna do
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bro what you bought 2k with ebt i'm here bum ass nigga you gonna say some screens on me
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I mean, what's your brick wall? Oh, you're not gonna talk to come like that. You're not gonna talk to come like that
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Hey, then you die. You want ice or ain't you? Well, you obviously hate your life. Don't talk to my man like that
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Mom, you need your daddy to set screens good boy
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Just realized the wrong bill shaggy you just now realizing that we yeah, I got the wrong bill bond
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I'm gonna try so much. I should look at your lock this nigga's pop. I'm not
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I'm a sinner you dumb. I'm not even a lot down laying a lot down lame ass nigga. Let him ice. So shaggy
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Little ice. Yes, that's why you gotta let me do some good stuff. Don't worry. I'm a gardener. God rose the wrong bill, bro
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Hey, nah, we good. Nah, you're not wrong though. You're not wrong
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No, you're gay. You need that money so bad. Shut up
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That's what I'm saying. Let me get my ISO, but we'll be alright
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Cuffin, you want me to make a lockdown or you make it?
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Nigger, can't wait to be in the side of the country
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with your brains busted out with your palm angels on.
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You're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die.
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Yeah, it's because I'm playing with y'all, bro.
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Anyway, this is the most shit in history, my nigga.
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Seven-one, is that the meta for the sinners, bro?
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Like, good God, bro, that nigga is seven-one, bro.
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You make a shot, you've been playing 2k for 12 years.
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I hope you guys can make a shot the entire day.
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Before you do, can you give me your credit card information?
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I don't know if I could, but I don't know if I can hear that.
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Good shot, shnaggy, don't you shnaggy in a chat
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Bro, I can't even hear that little faggot, tell him to suck my
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Yeah, that's the guy from Flight React, you know him?
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You tell Flight that he sucks the faggot off and he sucks the faggot
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You tell Flight that he sucks the faggot in this game
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Well, how about you go upload some YouTube videos then, nigga?
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You on flight dick, nigga, cause he a black successful young man
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Fly to slap the faggot out the whole ass, nigga
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You be trying to worry about KCIP farm, you kike
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I don't ever yell and you guys are doing moves, bro
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Okay, why are you making fun of people teeth bro like damn I got low yeah, bro. Oh my god you guys into that rebound
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Switch you are you dumb do you think I know you say switch everything there bro man. I got you
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That's bro 80 bro snaggy, you know, I'm missing less like that shut up bro back door right door
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Your butt damn, how about you call it out before you doing
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Cuz you have Google that you really sorry saying you look you heard me saying it. Oh, yeah, I'm at
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I don't know bro. Stop talking about my teeth, bro. That ass leave me alone
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Okay, I mean two in a row as the energy creature, okay
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Chow, what am I playing my plan like am I like shade gillis?
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Let me try this life out bro. Just to me she bum it
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Chow look I'm look look look guys. I'm four for six. I'm playing good now
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What they added discussion as haircut in the game
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Hit me. You will never see it outside wearing some like that in the head bro. Yachty. What do you mean?
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You don't do that. Is it 2016 money you look at me. Oh, I got it. Oh
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Yeah, I got you. What he really acts your act my bad here. I'm open open
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Chat, I'm not losing no more put W's in the chat if you believe in me. I'm on my LeBron
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This game is a dog. Just let a little ass guard dunk on me. You're a f***ing ex. Why are you ex?
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Are you a small four? Cause if I was a shooting guard, I should be at the 2 then
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Why would you make a small four? C'mon green that bro. No, I can't. No, I can't shoot this. What the f***?
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Jesus Christ. I didn't do my animations. Come here. Fall back. Fall back.
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Quick, quick, quick. Look, look, look. Go all the way. All the way. All the way. All the way. Hey, I'm brawn. I'm f***ing brawn. Come on, brawn.
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Come on, brawn. Come on, brawn. Come on, brawn. Come on, brawn.
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No, I'm gay. The f*** you just stay here for my hot.
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I'm gay, bro. Hey, hey. Jump. Jump, shaggy. I got you. Don't worry about it.
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They're gonna say paint. My fault. You got a little zone switch.
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Citrus, I'm mad at you, bro. I just accidentally- I'm gonna circle. I'm gonna circle.
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Get this bulls*** out of my ear, bro. It's driving me crazy.
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Let me cook up. I'm like Shea Gillis. I got you, sheneggy. Quick, that. Ready?
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I don't know why he caught it like that, bro. Like, why, my s***? Why?
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I get f***ing my timing up when he do that stupid s***, bro.
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You're the most, like, messy wire setting up person ever, bro.
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You're a sea monster. I'm a Roger Jackson. Are you sure, man?
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He's my favorite out of all, like, the underground.
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Not even underground, but just the new style rap.
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But he got a picture of me, chat, with my fat a** face.
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You gotta be like a grumpy a** old man, Mellow.
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He's like 16. He works at McDonald's board here
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That's a motion man down here golf. What are you doing? Hey?
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Yeah, what I say I shot so good this game like brawn I'm seven for ten
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Jake when you take a next I want to be there to wipe you how did that break?
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My bad I had you got you don't get inside green up game
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Snagging my pulling a good point guard. I'm dotting you not now. You play good, but now let's go on a streak
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What I'm being like I think I kind of play like Paul George
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Maybe I'm gonna court 30 to throw the game or what you know trying to see mixy what's snagging one word?
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I'm sorry I'm playing mixy like 12 times today money. I'm not even trolling
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I don't have enough of it. I don't care. I don't have enough of it. I don't have enough of it. I don't care. I don't have enough of it
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Wait, why are you wait how many times you guys play shnaggy today
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Look at him dick Ryan gonna get it just get his jump shot straight away to yeah, yeah, I'll be dick Ryan bro
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How would you let the black me to shoot you know they have guns
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I can't even hear that bro like stop laughing at that s**t bro
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Niggas been saying the same s**t for like 10 hours on god
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Cough, I understand but I wasn't open before that
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Alright, he's gonna give me the open cup. Get ready.
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Watch out, Shnaggy. One more, Shnaggy. We'll get it.
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What are you doing, Shnaggy? You're leaving him open, though.
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No, it's not, bro. We're gonna get on a streak.
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makes you try it for free I know you know no no I ain't do my jump shot my
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dunks no nothing I just hop right on you know bro I'm back I'm back I got a
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default player no we won three games in a row lock down right here this is the
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chance right here this is a chance for a big sugar it's better now this is the
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ranked 13 in Florida what the chat let's go all right fix my hair I'll get on
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stay retard bro what you doing bro tough him you're so stupid yo you don't ever want to
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accountability for your losses so you're cute bro my defense look at it I got
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it I got it I got it board I'm going I'm out I'm out I'm out by the way hey
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yeah I shot a little mommy so you no longer mention me hmm you like that one
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Jake play bread and butter by Ghana but very low like five percent volume like
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it but I'm gonna go up the corner actually go up the corner straight that fucked me I'm
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not gonna lie that really just fuck me fuck you're a circle bro hit me bro no he
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baiting it I mean I was open I should have made that this bro yo guys am I the only one
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that notices shooting is not consistent in this game is it because of badges or
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what because bro it's not right Shnaggy it's really not at all but I just got
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shnagged him by a little Garmin he makes that though yo is that too old Garmin good shot contest
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like I like I know my release now I'm missing I'm telling you there's something
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off of this game bro call me skits I don't know bro I know I'm I'm chipping oh
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like I know my I know my release I'm telling you now I'm getting late to something wrong bro I know like there's
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like there's no way that goes in throw down i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out come on no slow down
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i know i know slow down slow down you're right it's cool like i know my damn i know my release
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i'm telling you now i'm getting late there's something off bro i know like there's something
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off here bro i'm not stupid bro i'm not done bro it's cool you just gotta hit a couple threes
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you're back 7-4 on me i'm gonna set the screen because i got the guard on me there's no point
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bro let's put the guard on me it's fine i can cook this dude it doesn't matter
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i don't give a fuck if he's a post score he ain't been cooking him bro shut the fuck up
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he got lucky like he's seven four hours thank you literally like it's just i don't need this
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screen i'm telling you this is rim running oh my god i missed two jump shots bro oh my god
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bro this shit about this shit about piss me the fuck off bro one more these icons bro holy
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hey what you playing bro oh yeah you playing rake they busting your mom
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yeah drink bro i don't need it bro this nigga 7-4 i can't get a goddamn board bro fuck this
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nigga uh dude like who makes a 7-4 center in a park bro like what
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yeah this nigga is everywhere bro oh my god shit not even cool bro like these are dead
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weird ass weird somebody said aiden you need to go to turkey asap dog bro get off my dick
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how's that not a steal all right do you have a steal upgrade oh bro it's it's fast as fuck
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my god damn i hate this game i'm done sorry bro i'm sorry bro like what do you want me to
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do bro yeah i got ad libs in my ear i'm kidding but bro why do you think i'm just rim running
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bro god damn bro i don't want it that bad just take it my nigga literally literally y'all are not
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getting a thousand dollars how do i tell you my nigga stay in the corner cuff them hit me can you
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make your shots bro shut the up bro make your shots game this game is trash green
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the game obviously sucks like you're missing wide open layups this kid just dunking the ball the
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whole game like these kids like look it's just dunks that's all it is they won't shoot the ball
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they suck i'm done this seven four giant gets every
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bro i swear to god like bro that's a post score so it don't count
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i mean crazy you're using a post score bro i'm obviously not paying you
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like you guys are literally cheating no way we lost to a tweaker
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i can't get it bored bro you guys are not good oh my god bro you have nine rebounds
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who's not supposed to lose that game bro a lot of people in the shack get off my bitch
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i'll pay him i'll pay i'll pay i'll pay i'll pay i'll pay i'll pay i'll
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okay priz how is that bad news bro chat i'm just gonna i don't care he said scam likely went to
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misfits like dude i'm happy for scam let him let him go fight on misfits what the there's nothing
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wrong with that we wish him we wish him nothing but the best ain't nothing wrong with that misfits
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right you know whatever why'd you hype it up like some happened to me or some
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it's okay bro you got chibu uh decor nacho boomer i get it tomorrow
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i love him too i love him too he's gonna come see me in a couple days
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green up you know you can't you only shoot guns
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come on now bro this in my ear nacho skip this my nigga
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oh you got half the pie you got 250 bucks yeah you got twitter bucks you're right you're
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shnaggy what are you doing you shut the fuck up kike
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are you doing suck yeah i am jewish is there a problem
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listen you guys if you guys beat us you get 250 dollars yes
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no it's five five no it's not yo i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna strangle you
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shut the fuck up it's five it's five get mad it's five game my man say it's five it's five
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yo bro mixy come on bro you're making me go crazy bro please
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i don't know how dude i'm fine let me just get my right please bro
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green like let me just cook up bro let me be aiden
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i feel like that greenest shot i'm zenning i miss my shots i suck make it up
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make it up make up which one you guys want me do you want me to be ass or good like shut the
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bro why would you like snag these shoes i'm about to click the game in the game
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because at least the fucking burger is in and out
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Give other people a chance, look at what they got next
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They're gonna have to wait in that f***ing crowd
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After this bro, just tell one of your mods finish
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Play the, play the little win celebration s***.
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I appreciate you giving my boy a lot of 10K, man.
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Even though my brother can't beat him, but, you know what I'm saying?
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Can you stop talking to these f***ing play defense, b***h?
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Why would you throw that all the way down like that, bro?
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I don't want to get that f***ing rebound, Ronald.
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I mean, you could hit that, to be honest with you.
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You guys are doubling to teaming one person, bro.
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That's the first time scoring, you f***ing kike.
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I don't know how the f*** you guys are even beating us, bro.
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Hey, how old are you guys, honestly? Like, tell me the real truth.
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Bro, you too, man. Lock in, man. Making me look bad.
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I mean, running pick and pop, I have to switch my build, you know I do, so.
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I got to switch my build, running pick and pop.
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I'm not talking to you guys, talking to Shnaggy, sorry.
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You guys are nice in game, I like you guys, sorry.
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The game already f***ed over, you stankin' a** kike.
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I'm getting the 12 out, I'm getting the f*** out of this s***.
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If it was from Bruni, you'd be working at Chipotle, my n***.
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If it wasn't for me, you'd be working at a f**king, I don't even know.
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Actually you wouldn't be able to work at a janitor.
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I don't know what the f**k you'd be doing, bro.
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Call for me. Yeah, come for me out. I'm not talking. He's being weird
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No, I did not play now my you dribbling like it played out
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Okay, let's talk to you I won't talk to this bomb like
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Why you got a lot of ways though come this weird stuff and what like what
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You're growing mentors. I'm calm. Yeah, I can't even know you exist lame
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Dick line, it's so lame that broke ass up you're in the projects
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You got more than a honey bun in your bank account