Adin Live - January 21, 2022


Blind Dating 6 Women Based on Their Bodies


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

178.8568

Word Count

2,619

Sentence Count

390

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode, we talk about our ideal body types and what we would like to see in a significant other. We also talk about what we like and don't like in a romantic partner, and how we feel about tattoos.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm a stripper, so I'm like in my underwear for a living, so.
00:00:03.620 Again, man, I don't judge y'all if you're in your underwear for a living, but straight up, bro.
00:00:09.160 I can't deal with that, bro. You know what I'm saying?
00:00:13.060 What is your ideal body type?
00:00:15.240 I would say someone who's like fit.
00:00:17.340 Someone who could definitely just like throw me around.
00:00:20.220 Oh, all right. That's our turn. That's our turn.
00:00:22.680 Oh, s***. Noted.
00:00:28.460 Okay, okay, okay.
00:00:30.000 My name's Makai. I'm 23 years old.
00:00:37.400 Makai-al!
00:00:38.140 I'm in Los Angeles, California, and I do social media marketing.
00:00:40.560 I would say my body type is someone that's very slim.
00:00:45.620 Someone that keeps up with themselves.
00:00:47.800 I wouldn't say tall, but just someone around my height.
00:00:50.880 As long as she's not like three or four feet taller than me.
00:00:53.980 Okay.
00:00:55.080 Oh, wait, sorry.
00:00:57.640 Wait, inches.
00:00:58.360 Sorry, I'm in inches.
00:00:59.420 I'm in inches.
00:01:00.100 I'm in inches.
00:01:01.120 Wait, you can get banned for this?
00:01:02.920 How?
00:01:03.980 I'm not the biggest or the strongest, but I know that I have some great qualities.
00:01:11.280 Like what?
00:01:11.600 I like my body.
00:01:12.620 I'm always going to be confident about myself.
00:01:14.940 L print.
00:01:16.460 Round one, feet.
00:01:23.880 Interesting toes.
00:01:26.060 Very interesting toes.
00:01:27.320 I'm going to say there are some people that do keep up with their toes.
00:01:33.380 There's...
00:01:33.700 Rying a lot, bro.
00:01:34.440 It is so unattractive, bro.
00:01:36.040 People that would have fucked up toes, bro.
00:01:38.980 Like, fucked up.
00:01:40.800 Also, some women who I feel like my toes look a little bit better.
00:01:45.060 Bro, chat, shut up.
00:01:46.160 What is your ideal body type?
00:01:51.820 So, someone that's fit.
00:01:53.060 Not really that they have to be, like, really strong and very, like, I guess, muscular,
00:01:56.940 but more that they, like, have a confidence about themselves.
00:01:59.460 Really, the person...
00:02:00.180 She might be a plate cleaner of hell!
00:02:02.620 They, like, really need to break if I like them or not.
00:02:05.380 And that they like the outdoors and being active.
00:02:07.780 Because if they can't do active stuff with me, it's really hard for me to want to, like, connect...
00:02:11.160 Ironic?
00:02:11.640 You're weird.
00:02:12.780 Tall, fit.
00:02:16.420 But not too big because I'm kind of a small person, so not, like, you can kill me.
00:02:22.940 Like, they're kidnapping you.
00:02:24.160 Yeah.
00:02:24.880 You don't need to be a gym rat or look like Chris Evans, although he's pretty fine.
00:02:30.060 And Captain America's ass could, like, you know, I'd be down with it.
00:02:33.260 But you don't need to look like that for me to be, like, into you.
00:02:36.520 Miss Kiff with a 50.
00:02:37.940 Hey, Miss Kiff.
00:02:39.100 I prefer somebody who's taller than me.
00:02:40.800 The most I'll go shorter than me is, like, two inches.
00:02:44.500 Um, I'm sorry, babe.
00:02:45.500 Not two feet, but two inches.
00:02:48.060 Wait, what did he say?
00:02:48.880 He said, uh, gift 100, bitch.
00:02:52.200 All right, next time you're live, I might swing in there.
00:02:55.440 I would say someone who's, like, fit and, like, takes care of themselves.
00:02:59.520 Someone who could...
00:03:00.740 Oh, in the chat?
00:03:01.580 I'm not gonna lie.
00:03:02.040 My card is gonna get declined.
00:03:03.480 Stop saying give X in chat.
00:03:04.840 My card's gonna get declined.
00:03:06.780 Bro, I'm not joking.
00:03:07.600 My card will literally get declined, bro.
00:03:09.080 Chat, can y'all just believe me, bro?
00:03:13.500 Bro, it's going to get declined.
00:03:17.160 I'm not joking.
00:03:18.620 It'll...
00:03:19.220 It'll...
00:03:20.080 It'll literally get declined.
00:03:27.600 Bro, I'm not joking, bro.
00:03:29.440 In a little bit.
00:03:33.640 Definitely just, like, throw me around.
00:03:34.920 Yeah.
00:03:35.340 Whoa, whoa!
00:03:37.160 Someone who could definitely just, like, throw me around.
00:03:39.980 Yeah.
00:03:40.480 All right, that's a good turn.
00:03:42.080 That's a good turn.
00:03:43.540 Noted.
00:03:44.120 I have dated people of, like, all different heights.
00:03:46.360 The boy cleaner of hell.
00:03:48.280 It's in body.
00:03:48.920 She a six...
00:03:50.320 She a seven-three paint beast of death.
00:03:53.040 Type, so I don't discriminate over here, baby.
00:03:55.540 I mean...
00:03:56.500 I noticed the tattoo bittersweet.
00:03:59.120 He looks like Carl's in the town.
00:04:00.420 I gotta say, I really dig that.
00:04:01.820 Thank you.
00:04:02.500 I appreciate it.
00:04:03.160 Now, are you lovely ladies into tattoos at all?
00:04:06.160 Oh, hell no.
00:04:06.840 Yes.
00:04:08.160 Okay.
00:04:08.940 I don't see myself really ever getting a tattoo yet.
00:04:11.560 I'm Jewish, so if you die when you're a Jew and you have tattoos, you technically cannot
00:04:17.580 get buried in a Jewish cemetery.
00:04:20.120 Music to my ears.
00:04:20.900 I have three.
00:04:23.500 Okay.
00:04:24.420 Why are you saying don't care, bro?
00:04:26.340 Shut up, bitch.
00:04:27.100 Shut up, baby.
00:04:27.540 I got, like, eight.
00:04:28.860 Oh, shoot.
00:04:29.460 I have six.
00:04:30.200 Quite a few of us back here have tattoos.
00:04:31.780 Oh, man, we have two.
00:04:32.800 I feel like...
00:04:33.700 On our next date, we could go to a tattoo shop.
00:04:37.840 Chat, I'm not glad.
00:04:38.680 Him wearing Calvin Klein kind of gives me PTSD for doo-doo stains in my drawers.
00:04:44.640 Round one, elimination.
00:04:45.700 I'm probably going to have to go based on the feet.
00:04:53.240 I love the answers from this one, but I'm going to have to eliminate number one.
00:05:00.740 Damn.
00:05:04.740 Oh, hi.
00:05:06.200 Nice to meet you.
00:05:06.940 Hey, you got tattoos.
00:05:07.560 Nice to meet you.
00:05:07.740 I do.
00:05:08.700 Nice to meet you.
00:05:09.240 Nice to meet you, too.
00:05:10.960 I don't know.
00:05:11.620 They just...
00:05:12.280 They were the only ones not really done.
00:05:13.840 You guys are so toxic for saying good choice and eww and shit.
00:05:17.860 Like, bro, y'all are really, like, the meanest group of people in the world, bro.
00:05:21.400 Yeah.
00:05:21.860 I hike and, like, lift, so nail polish just gets rubbed off.
00:05:27.200 Yeah.
00:05:27.760 I like going hiking, too.
00:05:29.160 Yeah.
00:05:29.740 I messed up.
00:05:30.640 Okay.
00:05:39.400 Okay.
00:05:40.920 So some are a little bit revealing and others...
00:05:44.100 Yeah, wait.
00:05:44.420 Why are y'all revealing?
00:05:45.160 Is it shorts?
00:05:46.400 Yeah.
00:05:46.840 Okay.
00:05:47.620 What's up with the shorts?
00:05:48.760 Cheating?
00:05:49.160 Um, my parents are going to watch this and...
00:05:52.320 I'm here.
00:05:52.880 So she got morals.
00:05:54.000 Choose her.
00:05:54.580 She got morals.
00:05:55.680 Yeah, this is, like, conservative, I think, for me.
00:05:58.680 Whoa, conservative.
00:06:00.080 Okay.
00:06:00.520 Okay.
00:06:01.080 Nice.
00:06:01.720 And then number five.
00:06:02.860 Oh, there's a lot of tattoos over there.
00:06:05.120 I like that.
00:06:05.600 Nice.
00:06:06.420 She got a 24 tattoo for Kobe.
00:06:08.980 Yeah, I have, like, little kind of random bangers all over, like, little stick-and-poke
00:06:12.560 style ones.
00:06:13.200 I'm a stripper, so I'm, like, in my underwear for a living, so...
00:06:16.480 Again, man.
00:06:17.500 I don't judge y'all if you're in your underwear for a living, but straight up, bro, I can't
00:06:22.880 deal with that, bro.
00:06:23.580 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:24.100 I can't.
00:06:24.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:25.180 I just couldn't do it.
00:06:26.940 You know what I'm saying, chat?
00:06:27.720 That, um, yeah.
00:06:30.960 This is also very conservative for me.
00:06:33.040 Okay.
00:06:33.500 Yeah.
00:06:34.000 A stripper?
00:06:34.640 What's...
00:06:35.240 Bro, y'all are saying Naomi, like, I date her, bro.
00:06:37.220 I'm like, shut up, bro.
00:06:38.000 You guys are weird.
00:06:38.440 What's your favorite thing about stripping?
00:06:41.340 The money.
00:06:42.080 The money?
00:06:42.380 Besides the money.
00:06:43.840 I went a little bit more conservative.
00:06:45.600 This is not the norm.
00:06:47.020 I just, you know, I think there's something to leaving a little something to the imagination.
00:06:53.540 Right, right.
00:06:54.280 Now, there was someone earlier who mentioned being thrown around.
00:06:59.420 Um, hi.
00:07:00.640 Now, I have a personalized question for you.
00:07:03.640 Oh, no.
00:07:04.140 What's your biggest turn on?
00:07:05.880 Um, probably...
00:07:08.000 Oh, no, I can't say that.
00:07:09.260 Um...
00:07:09.600 I would just say, like, someone who cares about pleasing the other person more than themselves.
00:07:17.800 Okay.
00:07:18.580 How comfortable are you in your own body?
00:07:21.340 Um, I think when I was growing up, I wasn't.
00:07:23.940 Um, but then as I got older, honestly, I think that I kind of had a glow up.
00:07:27.380 But, yeah, I'm pretty confident, as you can kind of tell.
00:07:29.400 Shout out to that.
00:07:30.060 Yeah, I'm pretty confident and comfortable in my body.
00:07:33.020 But it was a process, like, I think it naturally came...
00:07:36.040 Yo, wait, why is he kind of getting up?
00:07:38.360 To me, I've always kind of been, like, the bigger, taller girl and also being, like, biracial and growing up with, like, a white mom.
00:07:47.840 It took me a lot of time to kind of be comfortable in my skin.
00:07:51.460 Back in school, I used to be a ton of for being, like, real skinny.
00:07:56.480 I'm trying to learn how to love my body throughout all stages and be comfortable in it no matter what it looks like.
00:08:03.880 I'm, like, cute all the time.
00:08:05.380 So, yeah.
00:08:07.060 Nice.
00:08:07.680 We all have our insecurities.
00:08:09.560 Look how he said nice, Chad.
00:08:10.460 He's, like, nice.
00:08:11.740 He's, like, really, like, in that mood, bro.
00:08:13.720 I feel like he's going to choose a girl and be, like, yo, let's just go chill.
00:08:16.520 And then they're just going to go, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:08:18.720 Cute all the time.
00:08:19.520 Watch this.
00:08:19.880 So, yeah.
00:08:21.560 Nice.
00:08:22.120 We all have our insecurities.
00:08:22.880 Yeah, they look back down.
00:08:24.060 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:24.760 And I definitely have some, but I go to the gym a couple times a week.
00:08:29.320 I got to get fucking pissed.
00:08:30.200 All right, after this elimination round, I got to pee.
00:08:32.300 Again, I've been weight training for almost, like, the past year, and I feel like that's helped with confidence.
00:08:36.280 Chad, this is a freestyle.
00:08:37.460 Oh, what do you mean?
00:08:38.740 There's a lot of pressure in the industry to get plastic surgery and stuff like that.
00:08:43.160 And I'm very pro-plastic surgery, but it is something that, you know, just being around a lot of people who have it,
00:08:48.780 you think, like, do I need it?
00:08:50.520 Should I get it?
00:08:51.240 But I'd say, for the most part, I am pretty confident in my body.
00:08:54.860 Yay!
00:08:55.620 I like that.
00:08:56.300 We love a confident queen.
00:08:57.480 We do.
00:08:58.680 That's what I mean.
00:08:59.160 How confident are you in your body?
00:09:01.160 Yeah.
00:09:01.440 I'm definitely confident in my body.
00:09:04.160 Yeah, I can tell.
00:09:05.220 I'm like, why?
00:09:05.720 I used to be really confident in my body, too, until everyone started fat shaming me.
00:09:08.840 So, yeah, I've been gaining happy weight.
00:09:11.600 I've been enjoying my food.
00:09:12.480 I've been eating a lot of chips, talkies, and, you know, a lot of stuff that has fat and calories and shit.
00:09:17.200 But it makes me happy.
00:09:18.360 But yet, people still judge me and talk shit.
00:09:20.340 But they wouldn't say shit to me in person.
00:09:21.820 They wouldn't call me fat in person.
00:09:22.740 I really would spit on you.
00:09:26.820 Yeah, you sound good.
00:09:28.660 Yeah.
00:09:29.240 Yeah.
00:09:31.640 All right.
00:09:32.400 How many am I eliminating this round?
00:09:34.140 Two.
00:09:34.680 Oh my God.
00:09:36.120 If you choose both the fat girls, you're actually a fucked up human being.
00:09:39.160 So, don't do it, bro.
00:09:40.380 Obviously, there's two plate cleaners.
00:09:41.780 There's two, you know.
00:09:44.140 But just be nice.
00:09:46.320 Okay.
00:09:46.500 Oh my gosh.
00:09:50.480 I'm going to eliminate number three.
00:09:55.160 Okay.
00:09:57.320 Hi, babes.
00:09:58.640 Oh, you're cute.
00:10:00.220 Thank you.
00:10:00.620 Oh, hi.
00:10:01.040 You're so funny.
00:10:02.020 Nice to meet you.
00:10:02.840 Nice to meet you, too.
00:10:03.860 Oh, I like your tattoos.
00:10:04.900 Thank you.
00:10:05.800 Damn.
00:10:06.360 We'll link up.
00:10:07.000 It's cool.
00:10:07.480 I know.
00:10:07.840 See ya.
00:10:08.960 Damn, this is hard as hell.
00:10:10.740 Chat, did he sell?
00:10:11.680 Yes or no?
00:10:12.080 Let me know right now.
00:10:12.520 Did he sell?
00:10:13.300 Did he sell?
00:10:14.300 I was like, I don't want to eliminate anybody.
00:10:16.940 Number two.
00:10:18.740 That's fucked up.
00:10:21.240 Hi.
00:10:22.300 I'm Angelica.
00:10:23.600 Nice to meet you.
00:10:24.380 Nice to meet you as well.
00:10:25.740 I thought you were going to be taller than me, so I was like, okay.
00:10:28.460 Yeah, I'm tall.
00:10:29.980 It be like that.
00:10:31.120 It's okay.
00:10:31.860 No harm, no foul.
00:10:32.900 It's okay.
00:10:33.560 Take care.
00:10:40.800 Okay.
00:10:41.620 So, let's see.
00:10:43.600 What's your least favorite thing on your body?
00:10:46.500 Either my boobs or my nose.
00:10:48.200 Okay.
00:10:48.580 I don't think I'd ever get a boob job, though.
00:10:50.480 Even though, like, I'm kind of insecure about my boobs, I don't want to be like, yeah, I'm
00:10:54.180 going to do what you want me to do, so I'm going to do the opposite instead.
00:10:57.360 What does that key mean?
00:10:59.540 It's the key to my heart.
00:11:01.660 I like that.
00:11:02.660 You want it?
00:11:03.280 I might have to take that right now.
00:11:04.880 I'm confident and I'm happy with the body type I have, but at the same time, if I'm
00:11:08.940 feeling insecure or if I'm experiencing, like, body dysmorphia or anything like that, it's
00:11:13.940 almost a situation where it's not accepted for me to have those insecurities or voice
00:11:19.100 them because somebody might be a different type of body type that's more targeted in
00:11:23.580 a bad way with society.
00:11:25.020 So, I will say, like, being a curvier girl, I do have, like, obviously, like, more belly
00:11:30.100 and more leg than a lot of, like, Instagram models and stuff do.
00:11:36.020 Obviously, like, everyone has their angles and stuff that you could, like, kind of hide
00:11:40.540 that a little bit.
00:11:41.420 Why are you single and what do you look for in a partner?
00:11:45.700 I'm single because, probably because of my bad taste in guys.
00:11:50.340 I've only been in one relationship, technically, and we never even labeled it because it was
00:11:54.460 just so toxic and honestly, like, emotionally abusive.
00:11:57.200 I would say I'm single right now just because I'm a very picky person.
00:12:01.480 I would say I'm single because I'm a picky person.
00:12:03.320 Okay.
00:12:03.780 I'm open to going out and casually dating and just having fun.
00:12:08.180 I'm not necessarily, like, looking for the one or, like, anything.
00:12:11.840 I actually moved out here from the East Coast with my ex at the time.
00:12:16.140 Oh, shit.
00:12:16.700 So, put on my best clown makeup and came out here and it did not work out.
00:12:21.400 It did not work out.
00:12:22.800 I'm looking for someone that's wholesome.
00:12:27.200 How many?
00:12:32.020 Okay.
00:12:32.720 Two?
00:12:33.220 So, the person I'm going to...
00:12:35.240 I got to get pissed, Chad.
00:12:35.840 I'm sorry.
00:12:36.120 Hey, Chad, this is about to come out of my fucking...
00:12:38.720 My, my, my, my, uh, my tip.
00:12:40.760 All right, Chad.
00:12:41.620 Who do y'all think he's going to choose?
00:12:43.660 The eliminate...
00:12:44.220 Predictions!
00:12:45.100 Unfortunately, it's number...
00:12:46.300 Don't.
00:12:47.040 Three.
00:12:49.600 Okay, number three.
00:12:50.460 Hi.
00:12:51.400 Damn, I love your hair.
00:12:52.680 That's sick.
00:12:53.800 Hi.
00:12:54.420 Hi.
00:12:54.740 Hi, Emily.
00:12:55.780 That's, like, um...
00:12:56.940 Okay, that's cool.
00:12:57.640 Are those tattoos or...
00:12:58.820 I'm Akai.
00:12:59.460 Nice to meet you.
00:13:00.020 Nice to meet you.
00:13:00.700 What's up?
00:13:01.200 I like your tattoos.
00:13:01.780 Thank you.
00:13:02.160 I like your tattoos.
00:13:03.160 You have a nice, nice story.
00:13:04.480 Chad, would y'all ever date, um, a stripper or a girl with an OF?
00:13:08.380 Yes or no, Chad?
00:13:08.860 Let me know right now.
00:13:09.660 You do have nice...
00:13:10.340 He really has nice eyes, by the way.
00:13:11.580 He really does.
00:13:11.840 Thank you.
00:13:12.180 I appreciate that.
00:13:13.460 Why are you snitching like that, though?
00:13:14.820 I like the hearts.
00:13:15.760 Thank you.
00:13:16.180 The hearts is dope.
00:13:16.860 I'm going to have to eliminate number two.
00:13:25.320 No.
00:13:27.260 Hi.
00:13:27.660 Hi.
00:13:28.200 I'm Christina.
00:13:29.360 I'm Akai.
00:13:29.840 Nice to meet you.
00:13:30.480 Thanks to meet you.
00:13:30.760 Akai-o.
00:13:31.840 Damn.
00:13:33.960 I don't know.
00:13:34.840 Like, you just seem very, very shy.
00:13:37.020 I like your answers, though.
00:13:38.060 Yeah.
00:13:38.260 I got, like, the same glasses as you.
00:13:39.960 You do?
00:13:40.280 What's your vision?
00:13:40.940 Are you near or far-sighted?
00:13:42.940 I am near-sighted.
00:13:44.780 Where you can see, right?
00:13:45.660 Right.
00:13:46.080 Yeah.
00:13:46.480 Give me, give me, give me, give me.
00:13:47.180 You want to take my glasses?
00:13:48.100 Okay, for sure.
00:13:48.720 Can I see them with the...
00:13:50.140 Oh, yours is...
00:13:50.860 Oh, I don't know.
00:13:51.780 Like...
00:13:52.060 I got fucked up my sight?
00:13:54.280 It's like 3D, huh?
00:13:55.380 It's, like, a little stronger than mine, so...
00:13:57.000 Yeah.
00:13:57.300 Yeah.
00:13:57.840 Oh, I know.
00:13:58.800 I'm sorry.
00:13:59.500 Don't be fired.
00:14:00.320 You're good.
00:14:00.980 It was nice meeting you.
00:14:01.780 Thank you.
00:14:03.640 All right, let's see who we want, Chad.
00:14:09.860 Hi.
00:14:10.280 Hi.
00:14:10.840 Hello, I'm Akai.
00:14:11.880 Can I hug you?
00:14:12.560 Yeah, of course.
00:14:13.360 I've been hugging everyone.
00:14:14.300 Hello.
00:14:14.860 Hi, Maddie.
00:14:15.900 You have nice tattoos, and I like your answers as well, especially with the key to the heart
00:14:20.140 thing.
00:14:20.480 That one was dope.
00:14:21.580 That one was dope.
00:14:22.180 I'm definitely excited to see, like, what happens.
00:14:25.020 You're such awkward eye contact right now.
00:14:27.060 I don't know where to look.
00:14:28.240 I don't know where to look.
00:14:29.120 Can I have your number, Instagram?
00:14:32.040 Y'all actually do make, like, really cute couples, so, like, if y'all don't date, I'm
00:14:36.040 going to be mad.
00:14:36.420 Yeah.
00:14:37.720 She said she'll be mad.